#I DONT BUY IT BUT... ARE YALL DEADASS....

[eztli-void]

Some of you marvel supremacist hoes are missing out on the best super villain of all time.

Yeah, sure, nothing wrong with… im bad at names and deadass can only name Thanos, but BEAR WITH ME

Some of you fuckers dont know of the sheer power that is

Snowflame, the cocaine powered super villain

I love him so much. He would sell my internal organs to buy drugs but i can work with that <3

Some notable things about Snowflame:

Has had sex before

So goddamn high that he can literally light himself on fire

Has “cocaine” listed as a religion on his wiki page

Is in the opening paragraph to his origin comic series

This man was from the 80s, you could say any shit in comics

Faked his death via explosion

Snorts cocaine and then punches a bitch like the absolute girlboss he is

Is sexy in one single panel of a catwoman comic

Just… just look him up for me, please, yall are missing out

[cassthefrassreviews]

Wednesday- Netflix Show Review (spoilers duh)

Alright, i watched the show. Did i like it? Eh!! Will i still participate in fandom? Yes!

Show rating: 3 stars??

Right off the bat you can tell the only good actor in this show is the main character. Jenna Ortega 100% did this role amazingly, and was my second favorite character (first being Thing ofc). Everyone elses acting ranged from mid to just straight up not good? Not to mention like jesus the cast either looks 12 or late 20s, is this highschool, middle school or college?? And dont get me started on the MAIN MALE LEADS ACTING??? Tyler played by Hunter Doohan, deadass sounds like a shitty anime dub protagonist. And by GOD did that get on my nerves. I will say either the acting is better or more tolerable by the end of the season but thats most likely due to the fact the screen time mainly shifts onto the main character Wednesday. Which im fine with.

I love Wednesday, i love her so much. She is so autistic coded, just like me for real. Jennas portrayal is amazing. Line delivery, body language, everything down to the tea for amazing it was.

The writing...... yeah the writing..... yeah no..... Its not great, it feels like they only focused on making Wednesdays lines good and give 0 shits about anyone else. Some moments are great i wont lie, but alot of the writing comes off as???? Eh??? And the actors definitely didnt help carry the writing. Maybe with a different cast, it wouldn't have been so hard to watch.

The show starts off with a very strong pallet of "how do you do, fellow kids?" and honestly has one of the worse hooks ive ever seen. Social media being shoved down are throats and a couple of ad placements throughout the first episode, i was expecting a full on "HEY BUY THE LATEST IPHONE, EAT SOME DORITOS AND SHOP AT OLD NAVY" type of ads like the Addison Rae movie. Like oooooooooooof, thankfully they tone that down, but its still very obvious in some scenes.

SPOILERS BELLOW

Shows like this always make me feel weird where they have "outcast" "normie" type stuff. And yeah it was.... ?????? Man idk lmao. This show did alot of stereotypes and ???? stuff?? throughout it, that was honestly very weird? Like for example Enid isnt able to transform into a werewolf, and her mom wants to send her to.... wait for it.... CONVERSION THERAPY??? Are we serious??? And its like this long awkward scene that felt like a coming out scene of her turning down conversion therapy, and her mom storming out and her dad saying how proud he is and he will always support her....... like deadasss???? AND THEN!!! SHE ENDS UP "WOLFING OUT" AT THE END ANYWAYS????? So like are you serious??? They dealt with it like it was a coming out thing and it was a puberty thing and alsoa disability, so that was icky!!!

A HUGE ICK IS IN THE ENDING???? We find out what a hyde is and all of a sudden Wednesday finds out that Tylers mom, oh my god, was a HYDE!!! So she confronts him and let me just quote this scene for yall"

Wednesday: "Her postpartum depression triggered her condition"

Tyler: "My mom has severe bipolar disorder."

Wednesday: "We both now thats a lie..... She was a Hyde"

LIKE DID WE REALLY???? DID WE REALY JUST COMPARE A SEVERE MOOD DISORDER TO A CREATURE???? IN THE SHOW A HYDE IS DESCRIBED AND "UNLEASHED" By this: "artists by nature, but equally vindictive in temperament.” He wrote: “Born of mutation, the Hyde lays dormant until unleashed by a traumatic event or unlocked through chemical inducement or hypnosis."

Like???? what we arent going to do is compare an already severely stigmatized disorder to a literal monster. That is so fucked up??? On so many levels????

There were a couple good moments in the show, and i did really like watching the friendship between Enid and Wednesday blossom. Any scene with Thing was good and also the scenes with Eugene were pretty adorable. I do enjoy the way she does investigate and the mystery aspect is semi solid. Her visions are also portrayed very well and i like them. The fight scenes i would say are pretty well choreographed.

Wednesday has alot of autistic / neurodivergent traits, along with alot of the other characters and that is very fun to watch. Because omg me? Very relatable! Does put the whole "outcast" "normie" thing in a weird perspective tho huh?

Anways would i watch it again? No

Will i watch the second season? Yeah probably!!

Do I recommend it? EH??? If you can get through the first two episode and look past the cringey/ unbearable acting, then yeah go ahead. Its only 8 episodes, i finished it in a day, so if you just want the show in the background or youre bored sure. Again there are some captivating scenes but honestly none that are very hooking to me.

Anyways thats my review !!!

[confuseddqueerr]

fixing to be late for work because of this post but i have got to spill for a sec

backstory: i recently went through a breakup from a very serious relationship. we have been together since i was 16 so i never really genuinely explored my sexuality. ive known im queer since i was in jr high so its not like i need to like figure that out or anything but i do want the experience of not being with a man since ive never technically dated another gender (i grew up in arkansas sooooo yikes). i was raised baptist but never was religious myself and my family itself isnt aggressively homophobic but definitely has a lack of understanding of the respectful and proper way to engage with someone in the queer community. i didnt even know gay people existed irl until very soon before i realized i was gay so that was a trip yall

issue:  i obviously want to be single for the foreseeable future because i honestly prefer it that way but the freedom to date other genders (focusing on women at this moment though) has led me to the realization that i dont know how to have romantic feelings for women. its like i can feel it in there somewhere but i spent so much time repressing it without even realizing i was that theres a disconnect between what i know i should feel and actually feeling it. (it doesnt help that im graysexual either). like in my head i deadass can imagine an entire life with a woman. im like “yeah we could live together and go on dates and sleep together and kiss in pretty places and help each other with mental issues or life roadblocks and buy each other stuff and make each other stuff and be so happy” but in my head it almost comes off as platonic even though i know i like women romantically!!! 

tldr i didnt even realize i was repressing my feelings for women until six years after i realized i was queer lol 

[luvvvvangelssssstories]

What's Luvvvv?

~ Chapter 3 ~

TW: nothin jus the usual cussing and usage of the N word.

MADE BY ~ ME (with a lot of support from my bsfs Kriss, Andy, and Yuri <3)

“Uhm…” he blinks when he hears my voice “My uhm…my bad. but I also did want to tell you one thing when I came here to get my hair done..”

I look at him and cock my head. "And what's that exactly?" He looks down at his hands. "Well..Y'know how we deadass hate each other?" I nod "And how we knew each other for like a year and a half now?"I nod again. "Well. I never want you to be left in the dark but someone has a crush on you." I sit all the way up in my bed "WHO??? WHO??? IS HE A FINE DARKSKIN???" he just lays back in my bed and puts his hands behind his head, "Yeah...he is" he says it as if it's a breathy sigh. I smile "I hope I know him.." he looks over at me with brightness in his eyes, "Yeah..y'all know each otha real good." I look at him then quickly reach for my phone, "Wait- whats today..?" he hands me my phone. "Shit! It's saturday...we gotta go see DeShawn and Javier at our usual morning spot. " He nods but justs looks at me confused, "right uh...this ain my house ima go and change. Want me to pick you up or..?" I nod and head to the bathroom with my clothes.

2 hours later (ya girl gotta look pretty mk?)

I walk outside and see all of them in the car. "We finna change this up ok?" DeShawn says with a smile and he drives us to the beach. "What are we doing here exactly?" Deandre looks PISSED in the backseat but DeShawn just smiles "Look at the sand mk?" When I look it says,

Will You Be My Gf?

Part of me wants to say yes and another wants to say no. I have feelings for someone else. "I'm sorry Shawn. But I have feelings for someone else." Deandre smiles. DeShawn glares "So who do you like Aiyanna." he says my name as if its something new and foriegn. "Why exactly does that matter?" I say with hella sass in my voice and he pushes me. Me being the woman I am, I'm ready to fight buy Deandre jumps in front of me and punches DeShawn in the face. "Broooooooo don't even. Yo ass only stickin up for her because-" but Deandre cuts him off with tackling him, and they were fighting. Javier just records while I watch. It takes 3 people to get them to stop and Deandre has a bloody nose and puffy black eye. We walk along the sea shore, "You ok...shit..." he just nods and limps to the side "Sit down...your fucked up." he listens and lays his head in my lap while we watch the sunset. "Hm. That nigga thought he was finna touch you. Wasn't finna let him jus so y'know." he says while i look at his swollen eye. "You needa ice your eye." He only pinches at my cheek and sits up "I'ma be fine. Dont worry. But can I ask you something?" I nod "Whats up?"

"Who's your crush?"

I smile. "A boy I'm good friends with, why ya worried?" he rolls his eyes "I ain worried just my friend wants to know." I do a thinking face "But how would your friend know if I had feelings for someone unless the friend is you." he just leans back to the point he's laying in the sand. "You right. Now who's your crush?" I lay on the sand with him "Oh my gosh your actually slow. Who else am I good friends with right now? YOU, IDIOT!" He sits back up but pulls me up with him. "Honestly there's something I wanted to do for a minute." I look at him and cock my head, "And whats that?" he grabs my face and kisses me. While the sun is setting perfectly.

"So. You wanted to do that for a minute huh?" he nods while holding my cheek. "How long?" i say while crossing my arms. "For a good 4 months if we talkin bout the kiss. I liked you for 6 months." I smile and kiss his cheek. "Sooo...Whats this mean now? We like datin?" he asks while trying not to make eye contact with me. "Boy thats the worst typa asking you out I ever got. Ya needa get ya game up Sweetheart." he only rolls his eyes and kisses me again.

Today I may have lost someone but I have something even better.

PART 4 YALL????

[thebadtimewolf]

don't look, its a 3 am observation my mind noticed before i fell asleep that i drafted in a cold sweat.

time to make a hot observation take ive noticed in every corner of dw: 'any ship that isnt doctorrose is inferior because ours is canon! we won!' so was doctorromana and doctorcharley and doctorriver but then i see how yall blantly ignore how and thoschei and doctordonna outlived them both because the doctor treats them more of a romance than the literal romantic interests yall shove at them that rivals the same energy as the evil stepmother cutting off the toes and heels of her children to fit in the glass shoe. the shoe wont stop the bleeding and at this point i dont think billie is gonna return as rose.

i think from the moves she making outside of dw, she gonna comeback as villainess the rani and yall are gonna get pissy because 'if it aint the typecast then dont come back.' dont act like i aint witness the same people that was happy billie was back turned right back around to insulting her voice because she wasnt playing rose like they been waiting to for her to do and automatically go 'oh its rose its just xyz' like genderless entity simply known as girl, if thats rose then rose got reduced to an atomic bomb as a little kitchy box you can buy at hobby lobby on tv as an anniversary event and i know damn well at that point - you don't want rose back. you want your yt self insert back. because those same people would then hate thasmin, hate the concept of doctormartha, hate anyone outside of that paring because doctorrose canon. doctorrose aint canon because the alien left her behind FOUR TO THREE times FOUR TO THREE TIMES. THEY MADE US CRY ABOUT HIM LEAVING HER BEHIND FOUR TO THREE TIMES.

bad wolf/parting of ways like sir you still left and your plan was to leave her anyway because thats your damn emergency protocol: make sure to leave rose behind, GIRL IN THE FIREPLACE like he was just flirting AND GETTIN DRUNK LIKE HE LEFT HER BWHIND AND WAS FULL READY TO JUST SET SHOP IN PARIS WITH NO TARDIS JUST LIKE HIS THIRD AND 8TH SELF HE WAS GONNA LEAVE HER BEHIND. FULL STOP, doomsday because lets be real the doctor has broken through the rift for less than that more than once in his past - he chose not to do it again because she said 'so?' after hearing what was gonna happen. his choice, AND THEN JOURNEYS END HE CHOSE TO SAY DOES IT NEED SAYING.

like thats not a win, that doesnt scream canon. that screams - aw one of the john smiths finally got to be with his dream journal mystery girl and i the alien get to keep traveling and never confess my love and marry anyone and everyone else but that specific yt girl that everyone and their great great grandma selfinsert to make them feel better enough to ignore that the very ship they heralded legitmately robbed a whole year of earthwide torment had 10 not played that hot and cold flirting bullshit to martha A WEEK? after losing rose wheee.

yall tend to fly extremely fast to hate river the second lets kill hitler dropped because as soon as that dropped, yall really got louder in hating river more the second after the reveal that amy and rory's black friend was river song/their kid. like now its died down but whew. yall didnt like that and at the point where all of yall were at the cusp of warming up to liking her because it beats literally anyone else from returning to reprise a former role.

like the writing was messy but yall attitudes shifted to rivaling the oil in the ocean as soon as yall learned her prev face was black.

i dont like the animosity you have towards rose. girl rose tyler is so bland the whole fandom took one glance at hannah baxter: professional sex worker named belle du jour from sdoacg and went: thats our rose tyler now and made the literal rose marion tyler a barbie fashionista collectible to say they were there that day when it dropped. like its not my fault yall got a hivemind when it comes to rose that your go to is [any billie piper character > rose tyler] × the doctor.

sorry. im sorry that yall got lulled into systematic microaggresive racism that made the best of yall the worst simply because the ppl that acting as ur favs are cutie patooties. but im not sorry for noticing in silence as a poc 👽 over the years and writing this out

anyway if billie is coming back on dw on screen, let her come back as the rani. i miss the rani and by what ive seen in i hate suzie, rare beasts, beast, eternal beauty, city of tiny lights, collateral, playhouse presents: foxtrot, true love: holly, penny dreadful, sdoacg, catherine called birdy - billie has the fucking range to be literally not rose tyler again. let rose and tentoo and mia chill in their house that i swear i swear i promise its their tardis i deadass think thats their tardis given what we've seen in journey to centre of the tardis and literally the master's tardis in spyfall that was also a fucking house which just shows how vast and possible it would be for that to be the case. let the house we saw them in flashbacks in the empire of the wolf comic be their tardis please please please please please.

[sparkvn]

yall fuck with ssngs i dont fuck with yall period

and if you mob them, now i really dont fw you

they were deadass mobbed, sunwoo got separated from hyunjae and was scared, chanhee legitimately got pushed over and over again by one single girl

[my-nameless-bliss]

ive known for years that dan used online thrift and consignment shopping to find davids wardrobe, but it was a big hit to my bank account the day i realized that i, too, can use online thrift and consignment shopping to find davids wardrobe

[noisy-weasel]

I don't think tap titans 2 players know how much of a joke they are. Every damn time the stage cap is increased you have whiners going "ANOTHER stage cap increase?? Wtf? Wow y'all are so obvious hate f2p players and looove that whale money you are scum" and it's like you do realize that almost no other idle game has a stage cap right? Because idle games are meant to go on forever? Because that's the point? Adventure capatalist, cookie clickers, clicker heroes, fucking tap tap fish, none of these have a max stage. You go on forever. Because that is the point. And tap titans 2 not only HAVING a stage cap, but the players COMPLAINING that they can't win an idle game, are complete jokes. The subreddit circle-jerk is so fucking stupid to watch as all the upvotes come in about how bad increasing stage cap is, just drives me insane.

[silverrstarrr]

Headcanons of Eren with a Black s/o!🍡

(Happy black history month babes! Remember blm isn't just in this month but all year long :p)

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• You guys most likely met in your high school years.

• I feel as if Eren would stare a lot at you during freshman year. Not in a bad way but in a Curious/adoring way. I mean all his friends are white lmao💀

• He probably approached you during a class period you guys have together.

• I don't think he would be ignorant? But he'll most likely ask to touch your hair.

• Maybe you have braids, locs, or passion twist or your natural curls out/4c Afro—doesn't matter, he'll ask to touch your hair.

• Of course you can decline and tell him no, he won't really fuss over it. He'll even apologize.

• But trust me, he's going to keep staring 😭 he thinks you're really pretty, don't worry ;)

• He won't care about your Skintone/shade, lightskin, brownskin, dark-skinned. He likes them all, I don't see Eren ever have a preference in girls in general.

• Whoever he likes, he likes.

• You guys hit it off in your freshman year.

• He'll ask a lot of questions about you and your culture and your hair

"Hey, why do you wear braids??"

"Is your hair really this long? Wow 😁"

• PLEASE LMAO, I TAKE THESE AS AN INSULT BUT I KNOW HE'S JUST HE CURIOUS 😭

• You'll have to explain to him about your hair.

• You guys most likely snapped and he sent a streak of him getting out the shower and his hair is wet.

• You'll go on about how you can't wash your hair everyday, that you have a certain wash day and his reaction is like "😲"

• Poor baby is like "woooow" and ever since then, he's been hook up to learn about your lifestyle, your family, cookouts, etc. He just wants to know you.

• He calls you pretty a lot.

• Not in a flirtatious way just because he thinks YOURE really pretttyyyy. He's just stating the obvious queen🙄❗

• He offered to go to the Beauty supply store once or twice to buy your weave/pick out the next color. Or he'll just accompany you.

• Also would pick out your next nail color, maybe hairstyle.

• He doesn't care if you wear lakefront, wigs, braids, or natural. He believes they're all beautiful. Plus he understands that our hair need protective hairstyles and can't really, yjehehejehwhww iykyk.

• During BHM, he would do the mossstt.😭

• He'll buy you food and buy you hairproducts.

• He'll constantly post about African American stories on his social media.

• Talked Armin into making a poem about discrimination and racism then made him read out loud to you in the hallway😭

• Would buy a BLM shirts for him Mikasa and Armin.

"Look y/n! We're supporting your people. Remember we're on your side. BLM!!"

• IM CRACKLING TOO MUCH LMAOOOO.

• Don't worry, he's has the right attitude but mann💀

• Depends on the type of person you are: you probably confronted them and told them to relax. Or, you dealt with it and the embarrassment 😭

• You most likely ask him for Reparations 🙄❗🤞

• He deadass would give you them.

• He'll be confused at first and probably wouldn't  even understand the word 💀

• But he'll give you money though LMAO.

This was 15 year old Eren, moving on to when he's older.

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• You guys are older. You've been introduced to the rest of his friend squad. Jean, Connie, Marco, sasha etc.

• Jean most definitely thinks you're pretty and fell for you at first sight. Eren didn't like this at all.

• Eren never really understood why he didn't like it when Jean played in your braids. Eren then started to purposely make you lay between his legs so he play with your braids before Jean could.

• They probably reacted the same as Eren about regarding your hair.

• Eren would take it upon himself to explain and even tell them about Lace fronts, sew ins, braids, etc

• He'll probably show off about  how much he knows about your hair.

• Eren would ask to help you with your hair.

• He most likely looked up YouTube videos about how to plate hair or how to deal with your hair type in general.

• You could probably teach him. He wouldn't understand the first time but with practice, he's pretty good. Not better than you though 🙄🤞❗

• Carries Hair ties, brushes and combs on him just for you.

• You also carry hair ties for him because of his long hair.

• You're the person who even puts his hair into that sexy ahh man bun🤨❗

• Most likely help you on wash day. Massages oil into your scalp.

• Supplies you with hairproducts.

• Likes it when you play in his hair. During PE, you guys would sit on the bench. Him between your thighs relaxing as you caress his hair.

• You guys look so cute and perfect while doing this. Connie and Sasha would always tease you about being Eren's gf.

• Loves your food! Like literally, he's in love with it.

• During the summertime, you invited him to a cookout. A lot of your family members stared at him but you know, they're accepting and gave him some food, chatted him with etc.

• Ever since then, he would always ask your mom to come over for dinner or save him a Plate lmao😭

• Sometimes if you were to cook, he'll be in the kitchen watching you

"Why are you watching me?"

"I wanna watch you so I can learn to cook your food and surprise you one day with it."

"Suurree but you can't out-cook me."

• He'll then smirk and accept that challenge.

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Sorry I just realized I've only been talking about yall friendly part, lemme get into more intimacy 🥲

• He always have his hands on your hips, waist or ass.

• Maybe you're cuddling in the library or something, his hands are on your ass.

• Black women naturally have curvy bodies In my opinion. And curvy can mean thick, skinny or in the middle. They're still curves.

• He loves kissing your lips. Either that or your neck.

• When you're walking together he always have his hand around your waist.

• Eren seems like the type to hug you from behind and kiss the top of your head.

• I dont think he's big on PDA but that doesn't mean he won't do it.

• You're talking to Jean? Wraps his arms around your waist from behind and places his head on your shoulder- kissing your neck.

• If you so happen to have thay dump trunk in the back, he'll always caress it, give it a pat or smack it. But in the most sly way ever.

You're in the hallway, chatting up with Jean. You guys are discussing the topics of what was recently covered in class. Jean cracks a joke about how the teacher was talking and their looks. You laugh at the small insults he was throwing at your professor. Eren recently just left his class a few doors down from where you and Jean was. He notices your long box braids from down the hall and sees a tall male walking alongside with you. Eren quickly caught up with you guys. As he walked passed you, his hands slides over and grabs a good squeeze from your ass. Naturally you wouldn't mind but for some reason you got embarrassed and flustered. Most likely it was because Jean was there. Before you could respond  and complain to him, he leans over and places his lips against yours. Obviously, you kiss him back as his free hand grabs your chin, deepening the kiss. It was passionate. The kiss was probably to make up for his sudden actions but it was also because he missed your presence and touch. The way your lips felt against his own, his hands grasping and holding your hips rolled, everything. Jean rolled his eyes,

"Okay lovebirds, I get it." You break away from Eren with a small smile. You turn towards  Jean with an apologetic look, since he did just kiss you in the middle of a conversation.

Jean nodded and said his goodbyes, he'll catch up with you another. Watching as his figured faded within the crowd, you turn towards Eren and smack his arm. He let out an "ow" in response.

"Eren, what was that for? I usually don't mind it but we were chatting."

He lets out a soft groan and buries his head into your neck. He released the grip on your rear and just lays it there as his other hand slips down and does the same. You tap his back and he raises his head from it's previous position. You give him a few quick pecks, wrapping your arms around his neck, he quickly to returns the small kissed back. You both smile at one another, letting out a small giggle.

"Its okay baby, I miss you too." You peck his cheek for the last time.

"We can walk home together after school, meet me at my last period class." 

Eren face brightens up when you say those words. Mann, this boy was in love. The bell rang and you notice all the kids scrambling to get to class. He releases his arms from you and grabs your hand as you both scurry along to your next period class.

He drops you off and waves at Armin and Marco that happens to be in your last period.

"Remember your promise y/n!!" He said as he walked off to the direction of his class.

You rolled your eyes jokingly and settled in to class.

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Okay bonus:

I feel as if Eren would talk you into making those tik toks that beautiful darkskin/brownskin woman do with makeup and their cute ass hair. Of course you'll end up doing it because he kept hyping yo ass up and wouldn't let it down.

The video actually goes viral and gets a decent 345k likes with 1.1m views. Some of the kids in school  came across the video and started chatting up with you. Even some guys you never knew before started to hit you up but Eren gets so Jealous and has you hold his hands always in the halls 😭

Okay thank you loves! Please request/suggest things for him. I don't mind doing one of these for Jean, Connie, etc. Next up are my jjk men 🤨❗

[mythiccheroacademia]

Hey!! Could we please get more sugar daddy fics with a black reader ofc 😋 idk if you've done shoto already but that'd be nice or hawks and deku💕

A/N: “wrist on glitter, waist on thinner, imma show you how to bag a eight-figure nigga” 👅💋 I enjoyed this way too much

All characters are 18+

Warnings: it got a lil spicy so imma put the line 

Todoroki Shouto:

this mf has money to burn 

we all know todoroki came out the womb w cash from his hair to his ass 

he’s on some “yes, jeff bezos knows me” type shit so if you’re tryna end up with someone that’s gonna possibly buy you a house, he’s your guy 

he slid into your dms after you posted a pic with your skin moisturized and glistening under golden hour and your body had him wanting to run laps 

he had been plottin on you for a min but never got the motivation to do something about it until then

he’s a no strings attached type of sugar daddy

todoroki is a big name even outside of hero work and he’s well aware of all the people that have tried to use him. so instead of letting that happen, he’s decided to do things on his own terms 

when yall first started talking, he questioned you like this was managerial position at apple 💀 

best believe he ran an in-depth background check and made you sign an NDA 💀💀💀

he was a tough one

but you passed w flying colors and y’all settled on an arrangement

you have a weekly allowance that hits your bank account every saturday with some bonuses that he’ll give you depending on how the week goes

todoroki isnt needy nor is he one to be all up in your business 

it’s actually weird in an endearing kind of way? 

he only wants to have conversations with you 

i mean, dont get me wrong, he’s up for anything you are

todoroki would be a liar if he said he never ended some nights with a picture of you and a hand down his pants 

but that’s not what he’s mainly looking for 

you figure out very quickly that shouto just wants someone to talk to 

he’ll randomly hit up your phone and have a 30 min convo about something like the weather or hero politics, and then he’ll dip

next thing you know, you got $1000 in your cashapp

you kind of panicked bc like...wtf? 

your dumb ass messaged him: “did you mean to send $1000?”

sis, dont put a question mark where God put a period

him: “Yes.”

and that was the end of that

you dont question anymore

he’s not doting in any kind of way, and sometimes you lowkey think he forgets about you, but you still get your allowance 

doesn’t send a lot of gifts unless you explicitly state you want something

he doesnt text back a lot, but he tried to respond when he can

but i do see him liking it when you send him mundane things you do throughout your day, like pics of cookies you baked, or a cool plant you saw at home depot

and he enjoys the times you and him end up just trashing his father for nearly an hour. expect to find flowers, with some expensive ass coats or something at your door the next morning 

he really fucks w your laid back vibe 

sometimes he forgets you guys arent really supposed to be friends 

Takami Kiego (Hawks):

this is not hawks’ first time being a sugar daddy

he’s hot, rich, and one of the most eligible bachelor’s in japan with a life that prevents him from having anything too serious

so, long story short, he’s a veteran at this 

he used to be the type to reach out to instagram baddies but he had a couple bad run-ins and decided to stick with the official sites because it was a lot more secure on both ends 

the funny thing was, you set up your account a long time ago as a joke. though at one point, you did take it seriously, but you came in contact with a lot of super creepy men that sexualized you for your skin and ethnicity. 

you were tired of the “chocolate king/queen” and “amazonian god/dess” comments,so you took a break. you didnt have much activity since

so imagine youre surprise when the #2 hero hit your line talking about some 

“Hey~ I’ll get straight to the point. I think you’re beautiful and I’d like to talk with you about an arrangement” 

you thought this was a fake account, but after he chatting for a little and sending some pictures, you knew he was the real deal 

hawks is your standard tit-for-tat transaction sugar daddy

he’s the type to hit you up at night with a “how ya doing, dove? got any pics for me?”

he’s good about his respect ad won’t do anything out of line

it’s the bare minimum, be he doesnt fetishize you so that’s always nice 

however, he does make you call him daddy, sir, etc. whether it’s through text, call, or when y’all get together for...reasons

ngl his dicc game is fire

he might ghost you for a week or so but he’ll always come back with a nice check to make up for it 

just be careful about catching feelings bc he’s so fucking smooth. he makes you feel like you’ve got his heart, but dont fall for that shit

if you think you can “change him” or fuflfil whatever wattpad romance fantasy lives in your head, he is not your guy. you better get on w your life before you get your heart broken

he’s here to suck, fuck, send pics, do a little phone call here n there, send some money, and go 

if you’re not with all that, you might as well dip 

but if you’re cool with that, rest assured, you’re gonna be living your best mf life with this man in your wallet 

and good news, you might not be his only, but you are his favorite

there’s just something about you that’s got him giving you a few extra thousand than he normally does 

he doesnt take his sugar babies on proper dates bc he’s gotta stay away from media outlets, but he will invite you to his office for a “lunch break”

if you ever surprise him with a cute but sexy hawks cosplay, you won’t have to work for two whole weeks bc you cant walk  

overall, he’s a good sugar daddy. defintely good for your pockets and any other non-romantic desires you want fulfilled

Mirodirya Izuku:  

the way you two met and came to this arrangement was more or less an accident

the life of the number one pro-hero was lonely and stressful 

he’s tried to dip his toes in the water here and there, but it never worked out because not many people could deal with the fact that he’d always put hero work first

he was teetering on the edge of signing up for one of those sugar daddy/baby websites until he met you at some cafe he passed by 

it’s cliche really. you were his server and, honestly? he was hooked on day one 

he watched you intently as you pranced around in your cute uniform. he couldnt stop admiring your brown skin and eyes and how cute your hair was. you spoke with such enthusiasm and cheerfulness that he couldnt help but swoon. and it didn’t hurt that you were very easy on the eyes

he listened to you as you went on a spiel about how college was a fortune and how you stayed up last night for a project bc you had to pick up extra shifts

that’s when he made his decision

by the time the hero is out of the door, you collected the reciept and almost fainted when you realized he left you a $500 tip and his personal number 

“i enjoyed talking to you today and i hope we can continue that...here’s something small to help with your bills. and i hope this isnt too forward but you’re very beautiful. stay safe. deku.”

and what did you do that night?

you called his ass right back

you were nervous as hell bc you still couldnt believe this was real, but after talking on the phone with him for two hours, an arrangement was set

midoriya is the most gentlemen like sugar daddy out there 

you wake up to good morning texts and a few hundred in your bank account almost every two days 

he goes crazy over your insta posts. and if you wear something green? expect a bonus

takes you out shopping unprovoked 

izuku: “are you busy? i saw you were having a rough week and was wondering if you wanted to go to that new outlet mall downtown”

you: 🏃🏾‍♀️💨  

you most certainly had homework due that night but what tf you look like missing out on that offer? 

it’s after so many “dates” that deku realizes that he prefers hanging around you more than he should but he doesnt wanna ruin anything so he keeps that underwraps 

he’s the idiot that goes into this thinking he won’t fall in love

deku defintely has some dirty thoughts about you but he doesnt try to bring it up unless you do first

if you’re comfortable with anything nsfw, you gone see a whole different side to izuku

he’s a giver, giver, giver, but when he recieves, he just about loses it

send him “innocent” pics of yourself matched with a string of filthy texts and he’ll combust 

when you send him pics of yourself in deku-themed lingre, he deadass sends you a whole black card with your name on it as a thank you

you guys get very comfortable with each other very quickly

soon enough, DA’s start turning into y/n stayng over for a week 

you both realize this relatiosnhip runs a lot deeper than an arrangement when he accidentally let it slip that he told his mom about you 

he’s profusely apologizing but you shut him up with a kiss and tell him that you’ve kinda caught feelings yourself 

your next conversation works out well for the both of you 

[mypimpademia]

Can I request black s/o getting their nails done x Bakugo, todoroki, midoriya, and shinso please

Bakugo x black!reader, Todoroki x black!reader, Midoriya x black!reader, Shinso x black!reader

TW: Swearing

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BAKUGO

This man highkey loves it when you get your nails done

Like they just have so many benefits

He gets nice lil scalp massages, it feels nice when you trace them on his skin (unless you got them stilettos, he not tryna get stabbed), and you just look fine as fuck with them

Of course, he always thinks you look fine but seeing you w nails just adds a lil extra spice

He will 100% pay for them too

All you gotta do is say the word

"I'm thinkin of gettin my nails done..."

"What do they look like and how much?"

If you dont already have a designated nail tech, hes finding you the best one

He doesn't care how expensive they are, hes chillin as long as its worth his money

Katsuki a lil extra ngl... so he'll buy you whole outfits to match the nails

And that means outfits for everything

Pajamas, comfy clothes, casual, business, formal, etc.

And he gon make sure them nails is one of the main things (besides your pretty ass face🥰) thats poppin

Katsuki won't say shit, but he wants you to get Ground Zero themed nails. So. Fucking. Bad.

But again hes not gonna say anything

He will drop hints however

The two of you usually pick out what ever set you're gonna get together, so if a Ground Zero themed set pops up, he'll make you stop scrolling and act like hes looking at another set

And if you take the hints and get them... he'll love you forever (especially if you do it without the hints)

You gotta wear his merch w them on too

Pictures on Pictures on Pictures

Golden hour especially

Katsu KNOWS us melanin bbs be glowing during golden hour

So anything with that, that shows off your nails and face is fine by him

TODOROKI

Icyicyicyicy

He LOVESSS seeing you with nails

Especially if they have a lil glitter or jewels

Or if they're plain and simple

Like Bakugo, Sho likes the way they feel

And they just look so pretty on your hands

Just loves your hands tbh

Likes the way the feel, fit in his hands, all that

So when they look pretty he just 🥰🥰

His favorite shapes are almond and coffin, he likes the simplicity of them

But definitely doesn't mind other shapes

Uses Endeavors card to pay for them

If they only do cash, yall finna hit the atm then

Nails the same color as his hair? Yes.

Shoto would prefer if you only got white sometimes for obvious reasons, but either way he likes it

Shoto likes to take cutesy clique pictures

Like you cupping your face, making a heart over your eye, both of your hands making a heart...

He'll dress you up in something that matches your nails well and compliments your skin

Will deadass buy you an entire closet of clothes organized by color and categorized by nail style

With Endeavors card*🥰

All in all, Shoto baby's gonna splurge

MIDORIYA

He lovesssss the way nails look on you

Just loves your hands in general because his are all cut up and scarred so being able to hold your hand when it looks all pretty just makes him happy

Almond, coffin, and ballerina are his favorite shapes

He doesn't know why, he just knows he likes how they look

But hes honestly happy if youre happy

Izuku will 100% pay for them everytime

Doesn't even care what you're getting, just tell him and he'll give you as much as you need

"Izuku baby, I'm going to get my nails done."

"How much do you need?"

Once you have them done... whew chile...

Hes gonna be holding your hand as much as he can

Playing with your fingers, kissing your hands, having you cup his face and tap his cheeks with the tips

Izuku will die if you get a dark green set that matches his hair or one that matches his costume

Will probably combust when you show him

Poor thing, he gets so excited he grabs your hands a lil too rough and almost breaks em😭

"Ayo, chill, I just got these an hour ago."

"I'm sorry baby, they just look really good, I got excited."

He'll take pictures if you ask him to

Izukus got a lil bit of an eye for photography, so he gets allll the angles

"Let's go over there, there's better lighting."

SHINSO

Everyone in this hc a simp, and this nigga is no exception🙄

Hes in love with everything you do

So he loves loves LOVES when you get nails

Coffins and stilettos are where its at

Doesn't mind any other shape, but those are his favorites

You get a monthly salary on your nails, so you get them done on the same day every month without fail

"Kitty, its nail day."

Something that compliments your skin tone too

Hitoshi probably FaceTimes you while you get them done because he likes watching the process, as well as getting the first look at them

"Damn baby, look at you... fine and shit."

Secretly wants you to get purple

Either really dark, lavender, or the color of his hair

Like you with purple?? He might just marry you right there

Takes those cute ass couple pictures

His favorites have you with your hand over his mouth, one where he's holding your hand in a way that shows off your nails...

But his absolute favorite is one where you got your nails in the same color as his hair, and you're laying on his chest while running your hand through his hair 🥺

And yes, that is his lock screen

He also takes a lot of just you by yourself

A cheesy blurry one where you're hiding your face and pushing him away because you didn't wanna take a picture (aka his home screen)

And fully body ones of you in different outfits that you took for your social media

"You're so pretty, Kitty."

[minruko]

Last minute Christmas shopping

Mini chats- this was so funny to me, I’m like lemme just, this is inspired by the cute little party they have so like 😗

I like to think i’m funny <3

but like this may be my biggest crack post yet

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IZUKU MIDORIYA

↳ So like he honestly lost track of time with training with One for All n whatnot

↳You just scrambled into his room askin him if he wanted to join you on a last minute shopping trip for Kaminari

↳He smiled at you and nodded cause he honestly needed to buy a gift too

↳Y’all walked around the store before it hit you, maybe he would want something from the electronic section

↳He just stared at you before processing it he told you “Y/N are you sure you want to go in there? It’s a war zone”

↳ “Oh right.” Thinking you backed down he breathed a sigh of relief UNTIL he saw you putting yo damn bonnet on

↳ “Y/N-”

↳ You cut him off and said “Be ready to dip when I come back runnin.” You left before he even got to protest

↳Now when you got to the isle you saw two people fighting over some switch customization kit or whateva

↳ “Do y’all want that or??” , the woman snapped at you and said “What do you think?”

↳You did that thing where you brush your tongue ova your teeth and nodded your head and said “Okay okay”

↳You turned around and used your quirk to keep them in place then grabbed the box and bolted

↳You hopped in the cart and told him to step on in, he was confused as hell but just started to run “Hey, hun which isle should w-“ “SELF CHECKOUT”

↳ “What about Uraraka’a gift?” You stuck your hand out and grabbed some mochi on a passing rack, “Bam done and done”

↳Mane I don’t think he has eva seen you in such a rush, you had to swipe the item 10 times cause you were goin too fast

↳When yall got out the store you looked at him and said “What’s the fastest way back.”

↳Yall made it back in one piece ✨

Bonus cause I think I’m funny💛:

↳It was the day of the party, y’all had the TV on in the background while y’all opened gifts

↳You gave your gift to Kaminari and told him “Here you go, it was uh a ride getting this.” ON QUEUE

↳The fuckin news channel came on and the news report was

↳ “Student uses quirk to snag last minute deal!”

↳Mina was like “Hey Y/N that looks like your bonnet.”

↳Everyone turned to look at you and you said “Mane what y’all staring at dont yall got gifts to open?”

KATSUKI BAKUGO

↳Honestly he really didn’t feel like going out so he kept on pushing it to the side until the deadline came closer

↳He just walked up to you in the dorms and asked you if you wanted to go shoppin with him

↳ You had to get a gift for Satou so you agreed

↳Gettin a gift for him seemed simple maybe something related to baking will do

↳ Bakugo finished his shopping pretty quickly he just picked up a book on common sense for Mineta and called it a day

↳ You on the other hand, we’re making a plan to conquer the kitchen isle

↳To which he called you a dumbass and you said “Memo to me beat yo ass later” you said jokingly of course

↳He told you to just go in there and grab your item, you sighed and just walked up to the isle

↳You walked into the isle and just grabbed the mixer, you were about to head out until someone behind you cleared their throat

↳You turned around and raised your brow, you were gonna talk some sense into them but that was way beyond your black ass

↳They put their hand on your shoulder and you sighed with irritation “Listen I got places to be so like if you could not touch me.”

↳They told you “Who are you talking to?”

↳You sighed “I didn’t wanna pull this card but-“

↳You called for help playin the helpless child card, when someone came to help you, you smiled sweetly, when the person who was agruing with you was getting scolded you flicked them off with a smile

SHOUTO TODOROKI

↳ He put I’d off cause he didn’t really know what to get Mina for their little Christmas party

↳ And your lazy ass not wanting to go do the damn store you lazy hoe get up

↳You asked him if he wanted to join you, he said yes and said he took y’all to some mall and you stood there like 🧍🏾 WITH WHAT MONEY

↳Next store yall walked into the next store and as soon as y’all walked through the doors there was a crowd fight yall both said “😐😑😐”

↳And fuckin left eventually he settled for some shoes for Mina remembering how she loved to dance

↳You walked into a store with with some cute Teddy bears which you assumed Yaomomo would like

↳Todoroki looked at you and asked you if you found anything and pointed to a big bear, and soon as you grabbed it a fight broke out with someone shouting “THERES ANOTHER ONE” you yelled “YALL DEADASS?”

↳You gave Todoroki the bear and told him to run to the cash register knowin full well people scrambling ova a sale don’t wanna catch a case against a rich person

↳Went this big ass crowd came running up to you, you shrugged and said “ I don’t have it y’all.”

↳ When they left cause they spotted a store clerk you sighed a breath of relief

↳You smiled to yourself as you walked over to meet Todoroki at the register

Hehe bonus:

↳At the party you gave Momo the teddy’s bear and she smiled and said “Aww thanks Y/N, it would go great with the hundred others I have at home!”

↳You done said 😐😑😐

↳You sucked your teeth and said “Where my bonnet at.”

↳Todoroki guided you away from Momo knowing full well you were pissed cause you almost got trampled over a damn bear

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[yjwonz]

hi r/aita am i the a hole uwu fuck this

right so my dad recently had a surgery, when i say recently i mean literally yesterday. i took the day off n everything to drive him there get him back and ive been taking care of him while still managing to care for my younger sisters, cook for them, clean the house, etc... right? so when i asked my now 15 y/o sister (turned 15 last week idk if i posted abt it) to go out and buy some medicine like painkillers and shit to help my dad sleep faster (thats it) she couldve done it right? there a pharmacy literally like 4 blocks away idk its like a less then 10 minute walk. she was there anyway because she went to the gym around there to work out. i call her up and i go 'hey can you pick up this medicine blah blah blah like right now please' and she agrees to do it right. 20 mins past i dont think anything bc it might take her a while to find the stuff and walk back i call her 'hey can you maybe hurry up ?? sorry its just he really needs them yk' and she goes 'yeah whatever i know calm down' and im like ...what??

anyways 15 more minutes past, she should be home. i call her, 'where are you ??' she says shes otw. okay. 15 more minutes, where tf is she? the gym isnt far from the pharmacy btw, literally less than 5 mins. also painkillers n shit are like right by the door and its never busy either. im abt to call her and she sends me a text telling me to open the door. i tell one of my sisters to go open it and she goes outside to see where said sister is. i walk over to the door and ask where sister is and little sister says 'shes here but her friends are here' ..what? what. i see sister walking up the steps a huge fucking bag in her hand and shes laughing w her friends. she steps in her friends still outside. im staring hella hard at her and i close the door and im like where the fuck have you been? i asked you for 2 things. why are your friends here what the fuck? and shes like oh my god i got the stuff calm down. and i say thats not the point you cant take a single day of not hanging out w friends?? (she hangs out w them like 8 times every week deadass)

and shes getting mad at ME?? she tells me they were at the gym with her and i tell her then why are they here?? 'they were at the gym with me' 'okay that still doesnt explain why r they here???' and she take the medicine out of the back and goes 'it doesnt matter oh my god just go give this to YOUR dad'

EXCUSE ME???? MY DAD???? i say 'what do you mean your dad, you mean our dad !!?!' i leave to give dad his medicine and shes in the garage w her friends, i tell her they need to leave and she says theyre abt to but shes just waiting for her friends mom to pick them up. im done w it atp so im like okay fine whatever. its like 3 oclock now and i serve the other girls lunch and i wait for my sister to come in. 30 minutes and her friends mom isnt here and she said 'were not hanging out just waiting' LIKE A FUCKING LIAR.

anyways yeah yall im not bitchy right im in the right for yelling at her right. CAUSE SHES GOING ALL "BLAH BLAH UR SO THIS AND THAT" LIKE SHTU UP OUR DAD IS LITERALLY IN PAIN AND YOU CANT BE AGOD PERSON FOR ONCE??@?!?@#$U^

tldr ; i send sister out for medicine for our sickly father, she doesnt get back for like 45 mins and when she does she says it doesnt matter it took her so long and tells me to just give the medicine to 'your' dad as if he's not her father ??? i get mad and yell @ her blah blah she also brings her friends over when i told her not to n shit idk

[jellybeanz00]

Bakusquad and how they would play Genshin Impact

Deadass played all day trying to farm exp books for Kazuha and I was like, omg. Bakusquad. Playing. Genshin. 

Characters in this post:

Katsuki Bakugo

Eijiro Kirishima

Denki Kaminari

Mina Ashido

Hanta Sero

P.s. Also includes who their team would be

☆*:.｡. Katsuki Bakugo .｡.:*☆

This boom boom boy would be hardcore

He would be the toxic type of Genshin player who’d call you useless when you have low damage (hate these types of ppl dont be like him)

He plays smart though, with combos, elemental resonance, everything.

He carries the bakusquad a lot

Doesn’t whale, probably just buys welkin and BP 

Doesn’t bother with the serenitea pot (just buys and crafts for the trust rank bc primogems ofc)

Team:

Zhongli (DPS) (C2 even) (this boy’s luck in gacha is real)

Beidou

Albedo

Diluc

☆*:.｡. Eijiro Kirishima .｡.:*☆

He’d definitely always be in co-op with the others

He’s the type of Genshin player who cheers on everyone by jumping in game (love everyone who’s like this yall are cute)

If he dies in a domain he continues to cheer on his friends by sending stickers in chat

He always dies

Buys welkin

Loves farming resources (when u see his inventory it would have at least 500 of every resource existing in the game goodbye)

Spends a lot of time decorating his serenitea pot 

Team:

Xiao (DPS)

Ganyu

Jean

Childe

☆*:.｡. Denki Kaminari .｡.:*☆

Believes in 4-star chara supremacy

Would be a pervert about the girls there (u know he would)

*Climbs in lisa* 

Only rolls for the girls

Does top up to roll for the girls (not exactly whale tho)

Also doesn’t bother with the serenitea pot (at all)

AFKs a lot bc he’s probably looking through the character profiles to hear their voicelines and simp

Team:

Mona (Only 5 star he said he would use) we know why Denki

Beidou (DPS)

Rosaria

Ningguang (DPS)

his builds are perfect too (baku likes comparing with him)

☆*:.｡. Mina Ashido .｡.:*☆

Loves the cute characters!

When in co-op she likes playing healer all the time (everyone say thank u mina)

She loves collecting resources with kiri 

A big fan of the chibi charas

Memorizes all locations of the unusual hilichurl (she kills them to pass time)

Goes to random coop matches to help other people

Decorates her serenitea pot so much that the load is always red (also helps kiri out with his)

Team:

Klee (DPS)

Ganyu

Jean

Xinyan

☆*:.｡. Hanta Sero .｡.:*☆

Would offer you his world for resources

Also has locations marked in his map for the bakusquad when they need resources

Loves pulling little pranks on bakugo like pretending to be AFK in a domain to piss him off

charas with amazing builds and weapons (but wouldn’t show anyone bc this boy humble)

would definitely light the grass on fire if one of the others are afk he ends up killing them

The type to walk in domains that make everyone wait for him

F2P

Team:

I definitely see him as a Keqing main

Bennett

Zhongli (this boy can’t dodge for his life)

Barbara (god heal)

*If they played in co-op it always had to have Baku as their team DPS or he wouldn’t play at all this brat

[scandeniall]

wash day head canons (black!reader)

kuroo, sakusa, atsumu, iwaizumi x black f!reader

Now this is hella self indulgent for my fellow black bbys on here with 4 of my top 5 boys helping on wash day. Now reminder babies, our hair is beautiful. It doesnt matter if your 3a high porsity or 4c low porosity (like me oop). And any of these clowns would be blessed for his bby to have your hair!

Kuroo

He’ll help if you ask. You just want company? He got you. He the bf you ask to go get the scissors so you can cut the braids shorter and you actually trust him to not cut your hair.

Hes gentle when taking the braids out, not really commenting on how dirty it might be

But hes ass at the pre-poo stage

Like this mf will MISS sections

And will be like “damn thats crazy my bad” when you tell him. But it happens EVERY time 

He lets you wear one of his tshirts the first time you ever spent your wash day with him, and it just becomes your official wash day shirt

He the bf that’ll go get you food if your hungry, bc theres no way in hell youre going out with only half of your braids in

Hes sweet though and kisses you before he goes.

He’s annoying and like “let me hop in the shower w/ you” (partly to see you naked, partly bc them products smell good)

I can just see him as the type to be deadass mesmerized by shrinkage and the type to just play with the bouncy coils

Now listen, he is NOT washing my hair but he can look. He’d try work through sections but will tangle tf out of your hair

Anyways, once your’e out at this point hes tired (shit me too), so just kinda vibes out in the same room while you do your hair

Once he asked to help you post wash, and you say why not, and he go to apply product and he will be the “quarter size amount” type

“Kuroo- what are you doing with that”

“Uh about to put it in” and he look at you like DUH

“Damn my hair about to be dry af” you have to help that boy out. 

But he also the type to know how expensive hair products are bc he listens to you when you talk and is just like ????

Idk i love kuroo, he wouldnt be terrible help, but not professional helper status

Sakusa

Now listen here. This mf is NOT helping with the takedown process. He saw you do it once and saw the built up dirt and said “yeah ima head out”

Plus, he’s not about to touch all that fucking braid hair

You: Yoomi do you wanna help me-

Him- no

But alright once you're actually washed he’s better. 

Since wash day take the whole day, and if its a day where he doesnt have v-ball stuff hes more than content to just sit and turn on something for you both to watch for the day.

Your arms hurt from detangling post wash? Yeah you not about to rest your wet ass head anywhere

He hates the feel of your products, but if you ask with the right look and tone of voice (grossly sweet), he’ll take over a section with product application

Apply generously? He got you.

If the product works for his hair too, he IS the type to buy products for the both of you

Anyways back to him helping post wash/condition. Hes good at finger detangling

Yall know i hc him as having a secondary love language of touch-

Anyways on that note, at that point he’ll let you sit between his legs in front of your big ass floor mirror and yeah when he feeling extra soft and domestic, kisses on your temple

You put him on to bonnets lets be real here (he got a collection bc he washes his way more than you do LMAO)

Atsumu

Now hes USELESS

Type to tease and be like “this mean I can go out to the club without you”

He would not help your ass at all during the takedown

Once he tried (and actually tried) and almost cut your real fucking hair

“C’mon babe, I won’t do it again”

“Absolutely not”

Another “let me join you in the shower ass mf”

He’s hot so um yeah ima just get on my knees at this point. He don’t even gotta ask

“This is a good time for ya to let yer deep conditioner sit”

“Don’t tangle my hair even further” you gotta redirect his hands though

Anyways when thats done, don’t trust him with a comb near your scalp at ALL

He doesn’t mean to be rough, but this man is impatient

Hes annoying and just sits on the bathroom counter while you just going through it

The type to mess around with your products

Another boy you put on to the magic of scarves and bonnets

His shit already deep fried with that dye and he cant afford more damage

Hes headass and wants yall to have matching ones

Iwaizumi

Yeah hes the best

Whatever you want baby, he got you

You can trust him with the scissors

Once you told him about the importance of being gentle when taking the braids out and stuff, he makes a conscious effort to make sure hes gentle

You say you can’t hang out bc its wash day? Yeah he’s right there with you

He’ll gather your stuff for you if you asked. Wide tooth? He got it. Spray bottle? check

If you listen to music while you take your hair down, he’s just vibing, whether its with him helping or keeping you company

Now I hate doing my hair and would be a simp for someone who does like this, so yeah lemme get a distraction smooch

He indulges for a little bit, maybe a few little touches and gropes until

“You’re gonna complain all night if you don’t get this done today”

Then back to business

He wont hop in the shower with you unless you ask

But once you come out with your hair mask sitting and shit, he’d have a snack for yall

Scalp massages!!!!

He got the oil, the love for you and everything

He’s just the right amount of rough that it feels good, but not to where it’d damage and frizz up

Iwaizumi perfect boyfriend thank u

a/n: now this sucks and ive never written actual hq headcanons, but i dont have the brain power to write full lengths rn and this is a mess of words and i want someone to luv me and my hair LMAO. (i was gonna do akaashi bc he rounds off my top 5 but im lazy). Also idk i wanted to write something and had ZERO ideas

[mexdoll]

┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。BFF♡with Atsumu

˚₊✩‧₊being besties with da loser😺😺😺✧˖*°

a/n: hihi~ i enjoy making these bestfriends series so i might make a couple more SKSKSK. i wanna write for the other charatcers i wrote for but idk if i over do it yk? 

You think kuroo was annoying? You clearly haven't met atsumu 

Hes like that bug that never flies away 

But a bug that can't shut up either 

Does that make him a bad friend? No 

Just really wanna throw him friend🤩🤩

Like for example he hypes you up ofc ofc, but then does fairy comments 

💞🧚🏼‍♀️✨omg yes __ !! give us nothing🧚🏼‍♀️✨💞💓

But is he gonna let anyone else tear you down?

No❤️

Deadass punches them

Dont you dare tell anyone but hes very protective of you 

Like he looks for you 

You almost tripped this one time and he catched you before you falled

 But its takes once in a blue moon for him to do that

 Besides that he would took out his phone as soon as he noticed you were gonna fall and took a video✨✨

Just rat tingz🧚🏼‍♀️✨

Theres alot of inside jokes that nobody gets excepts you two. 

And maybe osamu and thats because he’s probably around when the inside jokes starts 

But arguments? Happens and hit really hard 

 Atsumu sometimes have a really bad temper and gets really mad Even if you get him mad, he’ll just lash out to anyone?

Then boom angst 

ah yes “ I say things I don’t mean when i’m mad” person

But after your whole argument and ignoring each other 

Atsumu goes straight into buying your favorite snacks and just basically does anything for you

Whether its him cleaning up your room for a week or just go somewhere with him, Just please let him make it up

Anyways bye bye angst, hello something other than angst 

࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

“’tsumu what was the point of me coming over if you’re not even gonna look at me?” “Y'all hear something?” Atsumu ignores the comment and goes back into,,, whatever he’s watching? Honestly you have no idea what's he's seeing rn. He deadass called you saying “Come over I’m bored” And so you did but he doesn't even talk to you? Like sis huh?

Anyways you get bored and just start annoying atsumu cause what else is there to do? flicking, poking, even pinching this man and nothing, No moment. “What do yer want?” “Bitch, attention i don't know” “You could stop breathing🧚🏼‍♀️✨💞”  This bitch,,, 

After like 20 mintues of rough-housing yall finally start vibing and watch something together but couldnt even stay put cause yall were hungry and you two didnt want to cook sooo,,, Osamu ? Osamu. Yeah Osamu😎

Like Osamu can barely handle atsumu,,, how the hell was he going to handle you in the mix? Esp with both of your begging? Maam take him out fr fr he’s so tired of yall both. But that dosent mean hes a totally a party pooper like how everyone headcanons him. yall forget that he just as dumb as atsumu but hides it 😺😌

ANYWHORES. Yall start of yall start doing stupid challenges like who can pee the longest or who can twerk better. shit like that until da food was ready 

Also basically if you’re bffies with Atsumu just know like 90% of the time, you’re at his house SDFGH