#I LAUGHED SO AHRD-

[kidfoundonstreets]

[sherlock-is-ace]

We're watching Wolf with the fam now, one of the main actors in it is Sacha Dhawan.

The next show we're gonna watch is gonna be Life On Mars, whose main actor is John Simm.

My mom asked me if we wanted to watch Last Tango in Halifax together. The main actor in that is Derek Jacobi.

I just need to find a show protagonized by Michelle Gomez and I've collected all new Masters kdjfhgdkfg

[darabeatha]

((kkljSJKDLFJSD THE FUCKING HEARTLOCKET WITH CU'S PICTURE— i hate how it IMMEDIATELY reminded me of THIS and now im just 😭😭😭😭 (you were right. it was never jekyll stuck in a body with hyde. . . hyde's been the captive audience from the start-)

S T O P.

[toadstool32]

Everytime someone logs on the server and appears on decked out it's just so funny to me like yeah that's exactly where you're supposed to be

[mrswhymrhow]

that video is making me genuinely nauseous from how much i keep laughing at it periodically

[zimathan]

OH NO DON’T LOOK I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING LMAO

[werspinna]

“Is that…. somebody’s hand?”

Bruises and Bruising !

Reineke of House Fuchs was the name of Wolfs time Electro. Reineke of House Fuchs had been send into the Templarorder to study after his Lady Mother had been murdered by Robbers while traveling. Reineke of House Fuchs handprint was still on Wolfs neck.

The hand had had closed around her throat and left a deep purple, almost blackish, perfectly handshaped mark on her olive skin as if it had burned itself into her flesh. In the bright light of the sickbay the bruise looked almost black. One moment the woman had sat quietly on the gurney, elbows on her knees and poxscarred hands folded, fingers gripping, digging, frantically holding together. Then Wolfs head snapped so fast up when she heard Miguels voice she seemed to almost be ready to jump up and run away like a scarred animal. And for a second she did looked at him just that way with her eyes big, her hands digged deep into the gurney, very single msucle tensed and ready to flee.

Reineke of House Fuchs was the name of Wolfs time Electro. Reineke of House Fuchs wore a crest of red which had had been on the ourside of a carriage Wolf had robbed when the Childrens Crusade had passed through Bavaria on the way to the alps. The Fuchs crest as red as the blood on Wolfs axe. Reineke of House Fuchs handprint was still on Wolfs neck.

The second ended as soon as it had started. The grin sneaked on Wolfs scarred face and needed only another second to look naturally. Theatralically Wolf lay smugly a hand behind her ear as if she had not heard the other, although her movements were sluggish from painkillers and her voice was nothing but a quiet croak from a brutally crushed throat that was only starting to heal itself.

"Awwww, what is it? What did I just heard? What sweet singsang did just touched my senses? Which sweet bird just sung into my ears? Was that worry? Oh, Harrijasses! I could almost think that was worry! is it worry I her in your voice, Miguel? How nice, oh so so nice! I am touched-" too dramaticaly to be serious Wolf palced a poxscarred hand on her chest, throwing - carefully and slowly to not hurt her neck or spine even more-her head back theatralically: "- my heart swells in my chest! My poor sining soul is forever saved from the burning hellfire and my life will be forver changed by this sweet gesture of care!" Wolf croaked a chuckle that hurted in her throat, then she leaned to the side and wriggled her thick eyebrows at Miguel: "Oh, not nice. My voice sounds like I aged eighthundred years and smoked pipe through every century. I sound like you. Not nice,not nic-"

The grin creeping on her poxscarred face slowly, so slowly, so so slowly, looked more like a baring of teeth and showed the small gap between her stark frontteeth in all its little glory as she said so, so, so sweetly and very clearly mocking with her now husky and deeper voice without a single ounce of regret his words from that other time: "You should see the other guy." Wolf exploded in uncomfortable husky laughter than, just a second later, she regretted it and almost fell off gurney in a miserable mix of coughing and painful whimpers. Reineke of House Fuchs handprint was still on Wolfs neck. [ @iobartach ]

[postapocalyptic-cryptic]

im gonna cry actually

[fournicator]

i finally finished the little lamb doll i had on hold sinfe like december snd it looks so pathetic im laughing so ahrd

this is me tryint to get the bell to ring but the bell is a rlly small and sad excuse for a bell my mom got me from walmart 2 months ago

[theresthesnitch]

2,5,6 for the fic self rec game 🥰🥰🥰

Thanks for the as Mia!

Send me a self-rec ask!

2. A fic to stay all night reading

Under the Right Moon

Wolfstar, 10/10 chapters, 34k words

Enough bulk to it that you can get a good late night going, but not an overwhelming amount. Watch the tags, but it's about Remus who has a history of SA (via Greyback) and his non-linear recovery from it. Features some truly awful Lyall, some lovely platonic Moonchaser bonding moments, and Sirius who tries so ahrd to help Remus.

5. A fic to make you laugh

Click to Connect

Wolfstar, one shot, 11k words

This is my crackiest fic to date. It's a twist on a soulmate fic with what I've affectionately called "Anal Legos." It features Prongsfoot that are far too comfortable with each other and a truly chaotic way to find a soulmate. Amusing, sexy as hell, and a sweet ending to boot.

6. A fic to make you cry

Dusk

Wolfstar, 2/2, 5.6k words

This is, so far, the saddest thing I've ever written, but in such a good and cathartic way. I still cry when I reread it. Also, check out the podfic for it, by @burningaurora

The Last Diary of Lily Potter

Jily, 5/5, 12.8k words

October 24 still gets me every time.

[crimeronan]

If Hunter gets the Common Mold and has an anxious Luz hovering over him constantly (as we know she will) she is absolutely going to catch it from him and end up sick herself. And possibly even more loopy from it that Hunter was. Which probably isn’t going to help either of their anxieties…

Raine and Darius being put in a position where it’s literally cruel to separate the two of them but they keep passing this sickness back and forth. Not to mention there’s no way of knowing if Luz might accidentally let something slip in her common mold delirium to someone who isn’t in the loop.

On a separate note, Amity seeing the abrupt change in how Darius is around Luz post-mindscape Amity’s immediate thought is “What the actual fuck does she have on Darius?!” And then probably come up with a handful of worst possible scenarios. Like, she knows that every CH is subservient to the Empress but… It’s Darius! And because Amity and Darius had that bit of semi-unspoken understanding that they didn’t believe Luz’s weird “nice” act that Amity would absolutely clock the (literal) overnight change.

Like, Darius is just making suggestions to Hunter that since his free time is even more sparse now that they could work some of their lessons in a way that could include Luz’s presence and Amity feels like she needs to scream.

this is just reminding me of when our whole household had COVID in march and how fucking funny and terrible it was. all of us laying in various shared beds and couches together coughing up a lung and taking our terrible-tasting antivirals while going "no, YOU'RE sicker, i have to do the chores" [tries to stand up in the kitchen and passes out]

which. yeah. luz and hunter. 100%

raine like if you two are going to sleep in each other's sweat like a pair of very very very weird little creatures then can you at LEAST wear masks or something. i swear to fucking-

THE AMITY AND DARIUS THING HERE IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO AHRD IM IN TEARSSSS oh my GOD poor amity. POOR AMITY. darius who's allergic to telling anybody the truth and even more allergic to compromising his own cover just being like "do your job and don't be so paranoid" and amity's like HELLO. I AM GOINNG TO BE TEN THOUSAND TIMES MORE PARANOID NOW???? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNNN

perfect. they're Perfect. thank u.

[unmotivatedartistry]

I'M CRYING SO AHRD OH YM GOD I LCOE SOAP AND GHOST SO MUCH IM SO FUCKING AOBBING OVER THESE TWO THEY NEED TO BE JAPPY I WANT TJEM TO BE HAPPY SO BAD I WANT TJEM TO LIVE AND LOVE AND HELP EACH OTHER ACCLIMATE OUTSIDE OF THE MILITARY. THEY WILL FIX EACH OTHER GOD DAMNIT THWY NEED TO BE HAPPY I REFUSE ANYTHING ELSE FOR THEM HOLY SHIT IM I LOCE HTEM THEYRE MY BOYS MY LOVELIES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I WAJT THEM TO HE HAPPY FOREVER TOGEHTER I NEED THEM TO HOLD HANDS AND TALK AND COMFORT EACH OTHER AND AJD AND I NEED TJEM TO GET OUTTA THE MILITARY ONE DAY TOGETHER AND SOAP DRAGS GHOST TO SCOTLAND AND THEY GO AND VISIT PLACES TOGETHER AND MAKE NEW MMEMORIES AND THEY HAVE TEA TOGETJER AT A COFFEE SHOP. "FUCKIN' BRITS" I NEED TJEM TO LAUGH AND SMILE AND AND AND GO TO A LIBRARY FOR A DATE. THEY JUST TAKE TURNS READING TO EACH OTHER AND EXCHANGE A SHIT TON OF BOOKS AS THEY LEAVE AND THEY READ TOGETHER UNTIL THEY PASS OUT.SOAP GOES BACK TO COLLEGE WHILE GHOST MAKES MONEY FOR THE TWO OF TJEM. BUT THWY WORK IN VERY CLOSE BY JOBS AND CALL EACH OTHER ON THEIR BREAKS AND THEY THEY'RE HAPPY RHEY LIVR A PERFECT ANF HAPPY LIFE THEY

[yintsukareta]

IM PLAYING REVERSE 1999 AND I KNEW APPLE'S VOICE WAS SO FUCKING FAMILIAR. ITS SAMPO. APPLE IS SAMPO. I MG AONN A LAUGH SO AHRD.

[morguemaw]

it'd be pretty ironic for them to have ephebiphobia

it's apparently the fear of adolescents.

as soon as i registered it i laughed so fucking ahrd omgh

Their design is supposed to be more human like to connect more towards the teenage audience.

Sun tries and fails to connect with teens, because teens that typically come within the MegaPlex often are angsty, angry, grumpy, or ect. Its rare for them to be able to connect and communicate with Teenagers.

Moon does still do Nap-time, unlike original Moon, Ephebiphobia Moon is far from violent. (Because Original Moon is said to just want to be violent/kill instead of having the virus)

Since its rare for teens to appear within the MegaPlex Daycare, Gregory needs to be within Freddy or else he will be instantly kicked out, this is because the Daycare hasn't been used for quite some time

[apersonwholikeslotus]

i love my gf but they say bullshit that makes me laugh so fucking ahrd sometimes; like a guy was over at their house and said "do you have a trashcan?" and completely deadpan this person goes "No. Jewish people aren't allowed to have them" and the guy looked so confused he didn't even question it while I choked on my drink four feet away.

[mmyashas]

6, 9, 15, and 26! for the qsmp ask game :)

6. favorite duo, trio, ship, etc.

ok . Ok . Theres a lot here i think in terms of duo jaiden and roier are my favorite cubitos like ever theyve seriously got eacjothers backs. rarepair i love is spiderduck but also i dont. Ship. a lot LOL fav trio is pac mike and maxo

9. your favorite egg & why?

NO QUESTION. BOBBY. hes like the kid evevr he was the best i loved him so so much . awuthrhhghhhhhhh AHEGWHHHH MY KIDDD MY BABYYYY I MIWS YOUUUYU also then i like leo richas tilin & juana

15. favorite pov(s) to watch

definitely roier . then goes foolish, jaiden , vegetta, forever, etoiles and baghera . this also plays into my character biases BUT yknwi. also i like watching any pov when The Horrors Arrive

26. favorite quote or moment

blue bird mission. i laughed sooo fucking ahrd you dont get it i loved it AHAHAHAHAH