Walter: Looks like the CATAPHRACT’s designers weren’t expecting a full frontal assault.
nah man they just weren’t expecting a trans catgirl lobotomite with the tightest, wettest pussy on all of Rubicon
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I'll maaaakee.. you saayyyy.. how prroouud you are of me so stayyyyyy... awaaaaaake just looooong enough to seee
My waayyyyyyyyyy-
DAMN IT ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD-
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At this point, i think the Pokémon Company is choosing regions for the Pokémon Legends games by taking a paper out of a cap.
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yesterday, with 56 total hours of playtime, i finally for the first time ever 100% completed pseudoregalia.
this key was literally the only thing i hadnt found yet, i had even seen a screenshot of it and still had no clue where it was. and today i finally found it and wrapped up my original save file
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"well i, uh, [soft chuckle] well i had sam and dean. but i had something else that was extremely useful. i had myself. just the basic me. as, uh, dean would say, without all the bells and whistles." JUMPS!! INTO THE OCEAN!!!
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ok here are my generation hot takes
best region design: gen 5. sorry for being a new yorker/new jerseyan i don't do it on purpose
worst region design: gen 8 and 9. kanto and johto are boring to me, but they’re not Bad. not bad like galar and paldea. galar has a few really great areas like postwick and the mushroom forest, but the majority of it is just weirdly designed. paldea has some good parts too but it’s so Fucking Big and empty. i just don’t care enough to want to explore it
best music: gen 3, 4, 5. this one’s hard because i think the music is the one thing that’s remained consistently fantastic over the years. i think gen 5 is objectively the best, and 3 and 4 are very near and dear to me!!
worst music: gen 9. too all over the place. a few really good tracks but unfortunately gets old fast after spending hours upon hours wandering around paldea's ginormous map
best plot: gen 5. how the hell is this a kid’s game. replaying gen 5 last year i was flabbergasted by how mature this gen's storyline was. cults? animal ethics? philosophy? painfully realistic depiction of abuse and isolation? and it's all done really well?? hell yeah sign me up
worst plot: gen 8. wait what was the story again
best new pokemon: gen 7. ohhh all these guys fucking rule…… very few designs i actively dislike in this gen, only 5-6 if that. and honorable mention for gen 8. very hit or miss, but the ones that hit are amazing and some of my fave pokemon ever! gaze upon him
worst new pokemon: gen 5/9. sorry—HEY I SAID I’M SORRY DON’T THROW THINGS AT ME!! seriously what the hell are these things!!!
best characters: gen 5. gen 5 is full of extremely memorable and fun characters. from their designs to their stories and personalities. absolutely perfect!
worst characters: gen 2 and 4. really don't remember any of them beyond your rival. almost no stand-out designs to me sorry!
my personal fave: gen 3. yes it's probably the nostalgia talking. but i must live my truth. then gen 5, 4, and 7.
worst overall: gen 9. i didn't even finish it. for years we asked for an open-world pokemon and we never stopped to think what would happen if they actually made it. then they did. and it sucked. sad!
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