#I WANT A PET PANDA

[kikibumblesqueaks]

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Last night I had one of my favorite kinds of dreams where I’m super tcklish for no reason🙈

I was playing with baby pandas in the snow (which is stupidly cute on it’s own what the heck???) and they kept pushing me down into the snow and crawling all over me and getting snow down the back of my neck, all of which tckled like crazy and I was a mess of giggles and they seemed to like seeing me happy cuz the more I giggled the more affectionate they got🙈

WHAT THE HECKING HECK?!?🫠🫠🫠

Needless to say that was a wonderful break from the usual nightmares🥹

[tothechaos]

very tired but my brain suddenly decided i needed to learn red panda facts. anyways theyre not related to pandas and are mostly closely related to raccoons with some genetic similarities to mustelids (weasels, otters, and wolverines), their diet consists primarily of bamboo but they also eat flowers, eggs, birds, and small mammals, they migrate vertically, have six digits on their front paws, give birth in the wild from june-september, and make noises similar to duck quacks

[audhd-nightwing]

Jason: There’s something about Octavian I don’t like.

Percy: Is it that he’s the worst person ever?

Jason: That’s it.

[cameoutstruggling93]

Trash panda wearing a trash panda! 🦝

[warlock-enthusiast]

Husband got me a meet and feed with a bunch of racoons (also baby racoons) and I'm excited lol

[echthr0s]

some Indy Zoo highlights ft. Pasha the Very Floppy Bunny

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

guys I haven't been happy these past couple of months due to personal issues going on rn could y'all send me cute animal pics to cheer me up or smth

[arsonist-chicken]

Off to bed I go at 07:47 am, expecting a friend over at 11 for the whole day, but goddamn I FINISHED THE STUPID PAPER that I still don't know what it's about. If I don't get a passing grade, I'm starting a riot

[virfujiwara]

Fucking asshole ran over one of the stray cats and didn't even stop

[eternalblackout]

[darksouls2yuri]

[dontmeanyoudontmissit]

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earbuds or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral/earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future //

[the-villians-day-off]

I LOVE MR. VILLI AN'S DAY OFF HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

[vaampiricdecay]

I just love pandas :(

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

random percy headcanons:

wants to be the photographer friend SO bad and he technically is but like 70% of the pics come out blurry or weird bc there was a monster attack in the middle of them. his instagram is truly so chaotic looking.

literally always has seashells on him someone will ask him for a pencil or spare change and he has to empty all his pockets of shells to find it. drops his backpack and a bunch of shells fall out. kicks his shoes off and sand and shells fly out and his mortal friends are like percy What the Fuck

his eyes glow underwater!! bioluminescent king. no one told him though and he didn't find out until he joined his school's swim team and terrified everyone (he managed to convince them his contacts were having a weird reaction to chlorine lmao)

he really likes art!! he doesn't just pretend to for rachel's sake he genuinely enjoys painting with her. he likes splatter paint, collages and pop art styles the best. one day after splitting some edibles they realized percy could manipulate water colors and went CRAZY with it

will ask to be excused during class and comes back like an hour later with scorch marks all over his face bleeding from one of his ears covered in dust missing three fingernails rips in his jeans and a fat lip and the teacher is like percy what the actual hell were you doing in the bathroom all this time and he's just like uhhhhhh I have ibs

the brand from camp jupiter did unfortunately (for sally) Unlock something in him lmfao he keeps getting shitty little tattoos. usually stick-n-poke but someone's friends cousin's girlfriend's brother has a gun that gets brought to parties every now and then. most of them are sloppy but you can tell what they are HOWEVER he has one that was supposed to be a seal that came out looking like one of those shitty ms paint crying memes. annabeth laughed at him for ten minutes straight when she saw it.

he wanted to dye his hair blue but he was too chicken to bleach his entire head so he just did the tips. his hair is curly though so it looks absolutely ridiculous but he loves it

percy and annabeth get a crusty little yappy white dog in college and he carries it around like a baby lmao

back to his chaotic instagram, he's got so many pics of him like, relaxing at the bottom of the mariana trench or hugging a giant squid or riding on a whale shark and his mortal friends all think he's just really good at photoshop and this is a very specific bit he decided to commit to. they're always like lol percy where do you even FIND these pictures are you subscribed to like scientific journals for the laughs? but no he just took them all on his shell phone

has an ongoing prank war with annabeth's little brothers bobby and matthew but like it's Unhinged. they're playing 5D chess and she has no idea whats going on

weird tshirts!!! he loves them! like

shit like this or those 'women want me fish fear me' shirts, anything with a funny or incomprehensible slogan is going in his closet right along with his band tees lmfao

bought estelle a panda pillow pet when she was born 🥺

can NOT bring himself to eat seafood no matter how many times poseidon has told him its fine. he's like NO these are my FRIENDS JONATHAN WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS GRANDDAUGHTERS WEDDING LITERALLY YESTERDAY WHY IS HE ON A PLATTER DAD. they had to give up and just start eating normal land food at the palace every time he comes to visit lmfao

gets into horsegirl antics with hazel she NEEDS to know everything the horses have to say. they spend hours gossiping in the stables.

movie nights in the poseidon cabin were 10000% a thing and when he was missing annabeth and thalia and grover (and a few others) would still sleep in there every now and then and talk about how much they miss him :(

percy and beckendorf had the worlds most elaborate handshake

he DOES impulse buy stuff just because they're ocean-themed. stuffed animals, home decor, school supplies, clothes, you name it he bought it if theres like a fish on it

has more scars from crashing off his skateboard than he does from monster attacks

grover is somehow the only person who's ever noticed percy is severely claustrophobic

has a deep passion for adele. I can't explain this one I just feel and know it to be true.

he and annabeth both proposed to each other at the same time and they were SO mad about it they kept yelling over each other's speeches lmao

he can SING but he doesn't know it. sally keeps trying to record him singing to himself but something always happens to the camera and she loses the evidence

called chiron a brony one time and mr d thought it was so funny he was nice to percy for an entire week

the camp keeps trying to convince him to teach sword fighting lessons to the younger kids but he can NOT bring himself to swing a sword at a 9 year old so he keeps getting injured

has the most complicated iced coffee order in the world his go-to local coffee shop finally just put the damn drink on the menu and named it after him

he IS the quiet kid in the back of your math class that always has his hood up to try and hide his headphones and eats increasingly elaborate meals out of his backpack when the teacher isn't looking. one time someone caught him with a rotisserie chicken in the middle of a geometry final.

he argued that he DID have enough to share with the class

currently obsessed with the image of him knocking back a container of sea salt as if it was a shot and his mortal friends being like hey! what the actual fuck! and he's just like uhhhhh anemia kills!

its his birthday<3

[talkfastcal]

how do kids destroy their toys i just never understood it LNFDKJ