#I WANT HER TO BE A BRIDESMAID

[capitalisticveins]

If Madelyn isn’t the maid of honor or a bridesmaid, CALL THE WEDDING AWF‼️‼️‼️

[thelastharbinger]

You know what's really rubbing salt into this wound? There is a recent Try Guys upload where because Alex is supposed to be getting married, was featured in a video where the guys had to purchase bridesmaid dresses and their engaged staff and respective partners had to select a winner for best outfit and that person was effectively to become their bridesmaid pick.

Ned literally wore a bridesmaid dress, for FUN, FOR the employee he cheated on his wife with, whom is also ENGAGED, AND had been creating content around her upcoming wedding on the channel as well. What. The. Fuck.

[Edit: Now that we know Ned and Alex have been together since at least December 2021 (when Alex's partner found pics + vids of them on her phone and asked Ned to back off--he did not), and the video mentioned above came out in February 2022...

I'm at a total mindfuck.]

[Re:Edit: Just found this on twitter...it just keeps getting worse

[broodpuff]

no because the deleted scenes of rachel and quinn were necessary for the development of their friendship because they went from hating each other to being good friends with barely any explanation, there was no buildup between that gap so tell me why they cut their scenes? wasn’t it like two or three scenes? because even then there’s still not enough development for them. idk if they were trying to cut back on faberry scenes because of the ship or what but i will never let that go, huge plot hole and honestly just made faberry feel even more canon 😭

[tinyfantasminha]

I'm like late as hell for ghost marriage hype but consider

[gerbits]

if you remember marina, you are entitled to an elder's discount on this blog

[pawsitivevibe]

A wedding isn't perfect without a dog. Or three.

[ilostyou]

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[spiked-mall-goth]

heyyyyyy <3 <3 i feel terrible.

i had planned to stay off longer but i genuinely have had like three nervous breakdowns since i left bc right as i decided it was abt time i just chill for a little bit everything started happening all at once. so i came back to see my silly little internet friends, but like the second i logged back on some ppl were talking smack abt me sooooooooo... ya know. my day (two weeks) be so fine,, then BOOM my entire schedule fills up and i become hollow on the inside! (hey sorry like vent post n tags i need to get things out of my brain)

[untoldallegations]

the temptation to open a kofi just in case even though i know full well it wouldn't do shit is real 😭😭

[lisbonsteresa]

eating glass licking rust etc etc

[house-in-the-backyard-trees]

always a bridesmaid, never a bride

at least everyone has that instead of wondering why

cause i'm never a bridesmaid, never will be a bride

and i've sat on my floor and cried

i can't figure it out, why i'm never enough

can't walk down the aisle in white or maroon

and i can't even gather up the courage to ask the tough stuff

like why did you change your mind, why leave me on the outside, why never even tell me why?

cause i sit here thinking that i'm not enough

enough times without you changing your mind

saying that i can't walk behind you as a bridesmaid while you are a bride

and i'm not trying to damper this joyous occasion

maybe that's why I've bit my tongue and tried self persuasion

cause every single one of your friends is involved - except for me

and i can't help but drown in my misery

i feel like i failed some kind of test

cause everyone's a bridesmaid

everyone's a bride

and i'm stuck on the sidelines

wondering why

[metamagic-adept]

being nonbinary in a wedding party is uhhh... stressful

[cinematicnomad]

i spent today at my friend’s wedding dress fitting and then we went to a korean spa and got naked for a couple hours ✌️

[lyekisses]

trying not to be dramatic but. i kinda want to start drama!

[creamecream]

Long writing under the cut!

Penelope sighed with nerves, smiling back at Magnolia in the mirror when the cat demon gave her a thumbs-up and a nod from behind her.

“It’s time to depart,”

Alastor said as he opened the door and leaned into the room, his eyes immediately finding Magnolia and his grin widened. “You look just as amazing as you did this morning, my darling.” the deer demon said, delighting in the way Magnolia’s ears flattened and her face flushed.

“Al! it’s Penelope’s day! complement her instead! or at least first!”

Magnolia insisted, pointing towards the chameleon demon, even while Penelope shook her head.

“Maggie, he doesn’t have to-”

“Of course, you look perfect, Miss Penelope,” Alastor interrupted, then holding out his arm for Magnolia, who quickly wrapped her arms around it. “I wish you nothing but a bliss filled day today. now, shall we, my darling?”

Magnolia smiled up at Alastor, her eyes bright. she looked back at Penelope after a moment, who was picking up her bouquet. “I’ll be just a few steps in front of you, don’t worry.” Magnolia said, waiting for Penelope to nod at her before she allowed Alastor to lead her out of the room.

Penelope took one more long look at herself in the mirror, took a deep breath, and squared her shoulders before she followed, waiting for Alastor and Magnolia to walk down the aisle arm-in-arm before she herself did as well.

All her fears and doubts that were swirling around in her head melted away when Penelope raised her head and saw Tom waiting for her at the altar, and Penelope skipped forward, only being stopped from running to him by the pair in front of her. she abandoned her slow pace as soon as both Alastor and Magnolia were stationed properly, rushing forward until she reached Tom.

“Hi, honey,”

Tom’s eye shone as he looked at Penelope, a mouth not needed to know that he was grinning a mile wide as he stood before his wife-to-be.

“Hi,” Penelope couldn’t help grinning, handing her bouquet to Magnolia, who handed it to Alastor, who set it down, before Penelope linked her fingers with Tom’s, only tilted her head to show she heard when Charlie began to address them, mostly ignoring the hell princess as she spoke.

“Tom Trench, do you take Penelope to be your hell-fully wedded wife?”

Penelope tuned back in at that, a giddy feeling bursting within her when Tom responded with no hesitation with an “of course I do, more than anything.”

“And Penelope, do you take Tom Trench to be your hell-fully wedded husband?”

“Yes! I do!” Penelope squeaked, not taking her eyes off of Tom to see Charlie’s own wide smile.

“Then, by the power instilled in me by being the princess of hell, daughter of King Lucifer and Queen Lilith, I now pronounce you husband and wife. you may kiss.”

“Get it, girl!”

Angel Dust shouted from his seat beside Husk, who tried to shush him immediately with a scowl, the spider demon only laughing when Magnolia held out her hand, Alastor cupping his hands so she could lean into him so she could yank off a heel and toss it at the other. “Husk, be a dear and get me my shoe?” Magnolia asked sweetly, a flutter of her lashes thrown in for good measure. Husk snickered and tossed the heel back, Alastor snatching it out of the air just as predicted and slipping it back on Magnolia’s foot, the radio demon laying a kiss on her ankle before letting her stand on her own once again.

Penelope’s smile only grew as this was going on, her eyes never leaving Tom as he leaned to kiss her. the chameleon throwing her arms around his neck before he fully got to her and jumping up to smash her lips against his own nonexistent set. Tom quickly catching her around the waist and holding her as they kissed. Penelope peppered his face completely with kisses before she wrapped her hands around Tom’s cheeks and gave him a deep kiss, the crowd around the hotel falling into applause, only then did she get set down.

“I love you,” Tom said, not letting go of Penelope’s hand, depositing a kiss upon the soft brown skin. “I love you so much. you’re the best thing that ever happened to me, and I had to die and get to hell to find you.”

Penelope felt tears prick at her eyes as her new husband spoke, her skin tone going a soft blushing pink as she was even more overcome with emotions. “I love you too,” she whispered, letting her tears fall, cupping Tom’s face with her free hand and bumping her forehead against his.

Magnolia May wiped her tears away, joy fully written on her face as she watched the happy couple. “Why can’t you be that utterly sweet?” Magnolia joked, glancing over at Alastor, sticking her tongue out at him when Alastor whipped his head around to look at her. “Why!” Alastor started; his voice just as tinged with humor. “My darling kitten, I thought I was rather kind and loving as it is? but if you would like me to be blunter with my affections, that can be arranged,”

Magnolia yipped as the radio demon took her hand and pulled her to him, giving her a firm kiss on the cheek as he wrapped his arms around her waist. “I love and adore you, kitten.” Alastor stated, his tone leaving no room for argument. “My afterlife is worth living with you in it.”

Magnolia May belongs to @abyssnighthawk

[britneyshakespeare]

It has been 0 days since I (almost) fainted