#I WAS SO COMFY THINKING HE WOULDNT D WORD.

[seokjinite]

like OKAY I GET IT guinevere and lancelot cant be a thing in here but. that was COLD AS FUCK ??????????

[grapecaseschoices]

Maior is gorgeous! I love her hair. Could we have some facts about her if u feel comfy sharing pls. 👀

thanks! [she is, isnt she?] her hair is from here!

hrm.

let's see. some maior facts [ima tryy and aim for ten, bc rn im thinking about 10 things i hate about you so lmao]

Her FC is Ruby Barker

She likes/enjoys the color pink and it's various shades.

Her specialties are assassin and duelist. Her favorite is dual weapons [knives], and I don't see her more of a slinking into the shadows sort and more a 'find you quick, make a plan, and get you dead' type.

Bethany is her best friend. I think though she wasn't a mage, she and Carver had some tension because of their personalities. However, I picture they had a better dynamic than Carver seems to have with mage Hawke [based off my pt with Noah]

She wishes her mother hadn't given up on her money and lineage, and has belief that being a nobility is her DUE. BUT THAT BEING SAID. She really loves/d her dad. Believes there could have been a cake and eat it too situation [if Leandra hadnt been so weak]

She is mainly a Red Hawke, but she can dip to purple [and at times - even sincerely blue] with loved ones. I guess the ease of good rapport and banter. However, she can play blue Hawke [insincerely] when she needs to. I guess when she feels like needs must ... which is rare. She's a fair actress, but she's less ass kissy to get her way than I expected. Less trying to buy face [not that it doesnt happen. It's just less.]

I am muddled about her feelings about Mages and the plight in general. I feel if Bethany and her dad hadn't existed or if she didn't love them both SO MUCH, I think she wouldve sided more with the templars bc it was advantageous. But then if they didnt exist or she didnt love them, she wouldnt be her. So it is moot, I guess. Her love for them is what motivates some of her actions -- so while it isnt altrustic, does it matter?

Speaking of 'not altruistic'. Her approach to things does tend to be cake and eat it too. Her motivation is often her own agenda and greed, but she will still do the right thing. Like during the deep roads quest, regarding saving those dwarf brothers. She was like 'fuck your brother, I want that sword'. Which netted her harsh words and ofc Sebs rivalry points. But her approach was more like I am gonna get the sword bc that is more valuable to ME but I'll still save Merin [???] because fuck Iwan [bc in her mind Iwan was not only a clown for betraying his family but was a clown in general bc he went into the deep roads with no plan]. Does that make sense? Who knows I'm still figuring it out

man, idk if i have ten points in me .... lmao.

Shall we end with eight?

Oh, she tends to keep her hair up or at least medium length if it's down, because she isn't about to let some punk grab her by hair hair. So her hair is often tucked in or in a low bun.

I haven't decided if her hair is naturally off white or black with white streaks [Jason Todd style]. Either way, in my mind it is like this bc she has elven ancestry [which makes Leandra's ... slight susness of 'those elves' Maior hangs about as ......... 'funny'.]

[arlecchno]

YES HELLO IM VERY HAPPY TO BE GETTING BACK TO SENDING ASKS MORE OFTEN HEHE - tbh for some reason im fairly good at manifesting dreams because ive noticed for me personally if im thinking about something a bunch before falling asleep theres a pretty big chance that , if i have a dream that night , itd be about the thing i think about , and surprise surprise .. i think about genshin a lot so ive had my fair share if genshin or genshin related dreams , in order of appearance , ive seen: xiao , thoma , childe & scaramouche , albedo & kaeya & diluc & jean , and ofc haitham and kaveh ! sometimes i think about how alhaitham would act towards me as well and , dude , i do NOT think he would tolerate my bullshit whatsoever HAHAH like maybe hed tolerate me in the beginning but once i get comfy its the end of that whole relationship because im incredibly annoying and loud .

im passionate for so many of these silly funky little shits in genshin man , all my friends know me for being a kazuha lover too 😭😭 THE FIRST TIME I WORE A RING TO SCHOOL THEY ALL JOKED ABOUT ME “finally marrying kazuha” LMFAO —

HELL YEAH VALIDATION FOR MY STUPID PORTRAYAL ‼️‼️ there was actually a part where haitham had to explain the joke to kaveh here imma type it out —

k: who are you calling a fool you scoundrel ?? also its so not true that he could beat me in a fight

and then the note from the kaveh rper: “bros DENYING it but we all know alhaitham solos”

a: once again , kaveh , denial is a river in the desert .

k: seriously i dont understand you sometimes alhaitham whatever youre trying to explain doesnt make any sense -

a: its a kind of word play , kaveh — see this is why i call you a fool — you do know what the nile river is , correct ? i wouldnt be that surprised if you didnt though .

k: i obviously know what the nile river is - I just dont understand the word play your implying [crosses his arms in "I won't stop posing like this til I get an answer”] (exact words from the kaveh LMFAO)

a: “the nile” and the word “denial” sound similar .

i was hanging on by a T H R E A D when i made haitham make that jokes because on one hand it is SO not a thing he would say but on the other … its funny . and since it was practically a crack taken serious rp i was like fuck it why not . hopefully i managed to stay in character LOL .

holding my hands out rn please diluc …. literally trading my hutao for any dilucs i can get rn HAHAH

asters name isnt even their original one lmfao , they adopted it when they settled into mond because well , cant have anyone knowing you were an ancient khaenriahn soldier yaknow . their original name (now their legal last name) is stigandr which means wanderer in old norse , and before you say anything about it , i made aster way before scara was announced playable so it is merely coincidence . the name aster was chosen for them for actually a multitude of reasons , them being that it means “star” , the fact that its a flower in mondstadt , and that i actually also used to go by that name as well !

they arent exactly besties with kaeya , infact their permanent residence is actually dawn winery so .. i imagine you know where this is going HAHAH - based off of my own personal relationship with kaeya , aster absolutely DESPISED him at first , not in any serious way but like “this bitch is annoying as hell” and its totally a slowburn friendship . when they both eventually became good enough friends , aster helped the ragbros reconcile . i like to think aster also has a sibling like relationship with diluc (hear me out , the fucking angst possibilities with this that i wont elaborate on rn , maybe later if youre interested) and is like debating on marrying kaeya platonically so that they can be legal siblings LOL

COTTON CANDY IS GREAT YESS my school sells different flavors other then the red and blue and my gods the mint and hot chocolate flavors are delicious -

we can be weird together h , because ME TOO ive been obsessed with him ever since i saw him . like at first it was gender envy and then i saw his personality and just fell immediately . heizou please marry me -

oh thats cool ! i think its nice that you finished the stuff bc now you can kinda relax in that aspect of your life right ? :D good luck with your future studies though lmfao -

OMG YOURE GONNA SAY GOODBYE TO BRICK WALL WINDOW ? congratulations !! i also have that problem with my stuff , so much of my shit has a lot of sentimental meaning and i refuse to throw them out hahah

LMAO the one inch away from going insane is so me . oof though , driving …. shivers …… i dont think id be ready to drive ever lmao ive driven , like , a go kart before (it kinda felt like a real car man .. it had doors and everything) and that was like borderline terrifying .

i meaaan .. i never said you couldnt be biased but yeah understandable ! kazuha would be a wonderful roomie . hes also one of my top candidates for if i had to room w a genshin character . the other 2 on the top 3 podium are thoma and heizou hahah - mostly heizou though , i love him and would love his opinion on my multitude of theories regarding various media , and i would totally try to get him to obsess over things with me hehe , we also have similar taste in food based off his lines lmao . anyways before i go off and write an essay on 100 reasons me and heizou are compatible together im going to cut myself off LMFAO - i do agree that even some of our favs would be absolutely insufferable to room w , i too would avoid rooming w scara unless he signed a contract not to yell or be too mean to me because like . i WOULD cry . unless we were friends beforehand i guess . same with alhaitham - like im kinda into his personality and how he wouldnt sugarcoat anything but id rather not start sobbing infront of him yknow lolol

my exploration progress is .. well not very much honestly ! ive only maxxed out one subsection of mondstadt because im just too lazy to do exploration , and no reward can get me to walk around for an extended period of time , especially because im practically blind id be walking around in circles for like 5 minutes looking for a fucking oculi that was underground and/or above me 😭😭 (this literally happened to me so many times) my story progress is decent i guess ? im slightly behind on my archon quests but thats because i want to drag my friend into commentating on it with me because its funny - im on the second act of the sumeru quests rn , the one where were psychologically abusing setaria /j my main genshin team is kaeya , albedo , xiao , and kazuha ! its not as elementally balanced as id like , but they are my sillies and dont have the heart to replace any of them yet

i hope youre day has been well too ! (even though im like pretty sure you usually respond to my asks at like 6am) id have sent my last response earlier if academics werent fucking me over so much (semi exaggeration) LMFAO

questions questions ! whats your favorite kind / flavor of chocolate ? or pastry if you dont like / cant have chocolate ? (can you tell im planning something lol .)

— jellyfish

HELLO HELLO YOU!!! i've finally got to answer your ask i'm terribly sorry that it's been a while 😢😢😢😢

i think if i had your abilities to dream about the things i think about a lot i'd be having the time of my life bro... my dreams are so random like did you know last night i dreamt about having two of my teeth fall out and how they were absolutely GINORMOUS for no reason? i woke up thinking they actually fell out and had to check myself and look around my bed to see if there were any teeth there,, truly a weird new experience/fear i will literally cry if i lose a single tooth

not the married to kazuha allegations!!!! whenever someone mentions about my kazuha obsession i'd humbly take it as both a proud moment and an embarrassment for me because yes! i love kazuha will all my heart! but am i that lonely that i resort to the comfort of a pixel character...? maybe that's why i'm a writer now /j (I'M JUST KIDDING this is how i usually view myself as a kazuha enjoyer LMAO/)

also THAT BIT OF YOUR RP TOOK ME OUT 😭😭😭😭 me and kaveh twins fr we would be SO clueless when it comes to jokes about wordplay,, even if this was a rp i think this would be canon in a modern au because i can actually see haitham as someone who can joke when he feels like it and when he does,, it's just him making this 😐 face while he explains the joke and kaveh being like 😠🤨 at first and then 😧 when he finally gets it. and then haitham is just there waiting for kaveh's foul comments and retorts.... okay i've clearly gotten ahead of myself with this LOL

please trade with your hu tao. i've been trying to pull for her but she's not even bothered to come home to me smh this is the third lantern rite yet i still don't have her 😔

and WOW!!! the depth to aster's name is honestly fascinating :0 it's nice to see that you've given them a solid background while still stringing them with the genshin lore that's just so incredible!! also them being a permanent residence of dawn winery. i can imagine the pure chaos it is getting along with ragnvindr brothers (or attempt to, at least) but their development with aster sounds great!!!! i definitely see aster being someone they'd lean to eventually. would love to see how they all first met though LMAO aster and kaeya would have so many awfully idiotic banters and diluc's just.... there watching them argue like teenagers

yes!!! finals have always been a pain for me because they're the most important part of your grade so i'm definitely relieved it's now over,, though my results weren't what i had expected i could care less at this point,, and yes unfortunately i am gonna say goodbye to my brick wall view 😔 i no longer get to enjoy the blissful view from my window, staring into the beautiful void of my neighbour's wall </3 driving is gonna be such a terrifying experience for me . let's hope i don't crash into a tree like my cousin did a few years back.... haha.....

glad we're on the same page with the roommate thing!!! i'm quite embarrassed to say that i had forgotten about thoma because.... he's literally the perfect roommate. bro's a housekeeper, he knows EVERYTHING about household stuff... and bro's a total malewife too i can't believe i didn't consider him at the time

oh i HATE when oculis are underground and you're just above thinking that it was there... sumeru is very pretty but the underground areas are such a hassle to explore smh!!!

albedo.... man i'm so upset that i still don't have him 😭 had to skip his last rerun because i have already milked all of my primos for cyno (and his weapon but,,, unfortunately elegy came home instead . two. fucking. times.) and i thought about rolling for him since there were many speculations of him having a possible rerun next patch.

i seriously believed it because khoi (albedo's eng va) was hosting the 3.5 livestream but then shenhe and ayaka suddenly appeared for the upcoming batch...???? (not to mention cyno too?!?! this dude had his banner 5 months ago!) my life literally flashed before my eyes . guess i've got to wait for the next winter patch or something for him 💔

don't worry about your team not being elementally balanced.... haha.... you should see my friendship team. i really just slap on whatever character i haven't maxxed out their friendship lvl yet and call it a day

don't worry about not sending me asks on time!!! it's important to focus on irl stuff so it's fine to do whatever. i, too, have quite been neglecting this blog this month due to personal stuff 😢😢😢 take all the time you need!

to answer your question... i don't exactly enjoy chocolate. I MEAN i like it but not for a long period of time eating it,, i'd get all queasy and shit 😭 i do enjoy milk chocolate and white chocolate though, they're the least that could make me sick

as for pastries,,, this is seriously hard considering how insanely obsessed i am with pastry goods 😔 every time i pass by a cafe or a bakery i always fight the urge to head in and buy every single pastry there is because THEY'RE ALWAYS SO GOOD!!! if i had to choose...... donuts. you can never go wrong with them . also cinnamon rolls definitely secures in second place. overall i'm just a really dedicated puff pastry enjoyer i hope i can learn how to bake one day (i tried cooking an egg and almost burnt the kitchen down)

i hope my replies this time aren't too long for you to read 😢😔 i'm making up for the times i've gone missing so if you read until here then that's nice of you,, i'm a real rambler if given the opportunity.

question!!!! what's your current favourite song :0

hope you're having a wonderful day today, don't forget to rest well 😙🪐🤍

[virtual-luvr]

Attention

Pairing: Hawks x Reader

Pronouns: none used, gn

Content: like one curse word, fluff, kissing, pining, Hawks needing attention

Description: you better give this man attention before he dies

Note: paRT TWO FINALLY POGCHAMP. This is long overdue, im so sorry. I remember someone wanted me to tag them so ill em here :D @urlocalchangeling

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Part one is here

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Your pencil hit the white paper, the scratching being the only thing you hear throughout the whole room.

Well besides the rustling of a certain someones on your bed.

"Keigo, stop that please"

A groan emits from beneath the sheets and Hawks head pops up from underneath them.

"Im just trynna get comftorable sweet heart" His speech is slurred and his eyes are droopy. Almost completely closed and he wasnt even looking in the direction you were facing.

It was honestly a little bit funny.

You let out a small sigh, surprised hes even trying to sleep since its daytime.

"I have work bubbas, why are you even trying to sleep its daytime. You're ruining your own schedule."

"Well you aren't paying attention to me so I guess I'll just do what I like most" He says in a matter of a fact tone.

After that he huffs and pulls the blanket on top of him once again. His red wings peaking out a little, some of the feathers falling onto the ground.

The wind picked up through the open window in the room and some of the feathers flew up. The winding guiding them slowly, one even falling on your desk.

Picking it up the red color of the feather shined brightly and vibrant.

The feather suddenly gets a mind of its own and tickles your face, nose scrunched up you look back at where you last saw Keigo.

Son of a bitch layed there with a smirk on his face, sun shining on his face perfectly, illuminating his features and his eyes feeling like their piercing through you.

"Stop distracting me, I have to do this work, ill give you attention later okay?"

"Please just take a small break and give me some attention" He elongates his word and his voice goes up a pitch.

"Keigo, no"

"Keigo, yes"

And with that your ass is now out of your chair and you're in the middle of the room, Keigo hugging you tightly. Wings wrapped around you and Keigo nestling into the nape of your neck.

The movement of all of that was so swift and fast you barelt noticed when Keigo brought you out of your seat.

Without thinking he leaves a small kiss where his head was placed. The moment felt so intimate, even if your relationship was only platonic at the moment.

Of course, everyone else around you had noticed the pining that you both had for eachother. But neither of you said a word about it, a silent confirmations that it wouldn't be talked about for as long as possible.

But you can't really ignore it as much anymore.

You try to push away the butterflies in your stomach, his breath making it incredibly difficult when it hit your skin.

The sounds of his wings flapping brought you back to Earth. Hawks breath becoming a little bit shaky and he hugs you tighter.

Your hands held on to nothing and that probably made Keigo feel ignored.

Instantly you hug him back once you notice the sudden change in his demeanor.

Breath stilled, his wings and muscles no longer tensed up. 

Pressing a gentle kiss to the side of his head, you smile and give him a big bear hug.

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Later on in the day you sat with your laptop once again. Since last time you werent very productive because of a certain someone.

Instead of at a desk this time you sat yourself somewhere that could give you more room to work with.

So living room it is !

The couch was comfy and soft and curhsioned well enough that you wouldnt hurt your back or anything if you stayed for long.

After your little 'moment' and hang out with Keigo he took a nap. So you took that opportunity and started doing work while he was out cold.

After an hour or so you had almost finished all your work and you were ready to get some rest.

That was until a sneaky bird man decided he wanted more attention. This time more impatient then the last.

He really woke up and chose violence.

The comftorable silence in the living room is gone as soon as you heart the thudding of Keigo's feet hitting the floor and running out of the room he was sleeping in.

"Hey, did you sleep we-"

Laptop has been taken away from you once again and this time Keigo makes it so hes on your lap instead.

When you look down his face is smushed into your stomach, somewhat, comftorably and his body is draped over the long sofa.

His arms hug your waist and he just sits there, eyes closing again and its almost like he was about to fall asleep again right then and there.

"Keigo what the hell"

"Shut up i got lonely"

"I was almost done with my work-"

"Yeah yeah whatever, cuddle me"

He moves his head so he can look at you and he glares at you when you dont pay attention to him.

You look to the side for one split second and suddenly Hawks grabs your face so he can make sure your giving him all tthe attention.

Both of you stared at one another for what felt like longer then it should have, the sheepishness you felt at the moment did not go unnoticed by Keigo.

He only gives you a stare full of love, his eyes left nothing but adoration for you. You didnt know it in that moment but yours did as well.

You both lean in hesitantly before going into a short, but passionate kiss.

Breaking off the kiss Keigo mutters a sentence that makes you roll your eyes in, fake, annoyance; "so can i get your attention now?"

[1006 words; Jan 15, 2021]

[dilucatic]

hi, i loveee your writing! i was wondering if you could you hc for todoroki shouto falling for a mexican fem exchange student? nothing to specific but i would love to think about him being so interested in te culture! tysm!

characters : todoroki shoto

summary : todoroki falling for a foreign exchange student

word count : 492

additional notes : hi anon i made the hcs more general for a foreign exchange student rather than a more specific mexican exchange student :D im not too familiar with mexican culture in particular so i tried making it less specific. i hope that's okay with you !! i hope u like how this came out <3

when you first meet he’s really intrigued by the way you look !!  he doesn't usually come into contact with people from different cultures so he immediately takes notice of you from the way you look

he tries not to be weird about it though, he doesn't want to freak you out because of his sudden interest in you. he keeps his distance for a while, admiring you from afar and taking note of what you were like

if you’d approach him at some point he’d try his hardest to help you with whatever you need !! he’s kind of awkward about everything at first but he’s trying :(

he’s been interested in your culture since before you started dating, but once you start he begins to express his interest more !!

he thinks it’s a good way for him to be closer to you. he wants to know you and understand you more than anything so expect him to go out of his way to learn more about where you came from

he does most research on his own time, hoping to impress you with his new found knowledge !! whether it be about the customs, the music, the food, the language, he’d be willing to touch upon everything if it meant getting a few steps closer to you

he’s a rather traditional guy himself so he might mention a few japanese customs to you !! sharing the knowledge omg

he becomes genuinely interested after a while. he went from wanting to educate himself because of you to wanting to educate himself because of his actual attraction to the culture

todoroki would pick up a few words and phrases from your native language too !! he probably wouldnt be able to hold a full on conversation but he’d learn bits and pieces for you :D

he’s so cheesy the first thing he’d learn would definitely be “i love you”

there wouldnt be a buildup to it or anything - you’d be spending time with him in his room and he’d just pause and say “i love you” in your language before moving on. he’d smirk at bit if you get flustered, already planning to learn even more compliments as soon as he could

“you’re beautiful” “i missed you” “thank you for everything” there are no limits to what this boy will learn </3

he calls you beautiful all the time pls he loves the way you look and he will keep talking about it forever

he’d be so sad if he ever finds you home sick :( he’d be heartbroken because he wasnt sure about what to do to help

todoroki would try cooking a few of your favorite cultural dishes. he isnt the best cook, so he’d seek help from his friends. he wanted his cooking to be special to you, even if it wasnt the best

he just !! wants you to be comfy and happy !! and he’ll do as much as he can to keep you that way !!

[gaygwenpool]

*slams fists on table* MYSTELEON

I knew you wouldnt disappoint! :D  tho you already know most of these lmaoo  lotsa credit to @herbofoo anyway, i dont remember which of these you came up with but Patchwork wouldnt be the same without your Good Good Content! (And of course thanks for all your patience as i cry about comics lmao)

I’ve lost all shame long since ive started shipping them so brace yourself for the self-indulgent cheese that is Chameleon/Mysterio in my Patchwork verse. (its reallly. really Melodramatic. i gave up all pretense.. also under the cut cuz its long..)

ask meme

Who cooks:

Mysterio! Although Chameleon is objectively The Superior Cook thanks to the long years of being a servant to picky russian nobility BUT exactly because of that, he really doesnt enjoy it, even less when cooking for others and not just himself. So it is usually Beck who prepares meals (that are not bad either, they are just simpler) but as often as they can, they eat out. That said, Cham is very well aware Quentin loves his cooking so sometimes, he makes them something. (Being sick isnt so bad when it means Chammy bringin you a big bowl of hot borscht :)

On the other hand, Cham has quite a sweet tooth which Q notices Fast and decides to learn how to bake. It took more effort and failed tries than it could have, mostly because he got cocky, how hard could this be and just. kept forgetting he put stuff in the oven.. But now he makes quite delicious cookies n cakes which make Dmitri almost tear up because tasty + Quentin baked something Specifically for him?? 

Who does the laundry and other chores:

Mysterio’s laundry is usually booby trapped so he has to clean it himself and he doesnt even let Cham near it. And he keeps forgetting gadgets in his civvies. Not to mention that again, for the same servant reason, Cham really doesnt enjoy house chores in general, so he usually just gets his own clothes cleaned somewhere else (especially since his fancy suits and even fancier gowns are the highest quality and delicate materials, he doesnt even Know how to clean them..) 

As for the rest of the chores, its pretty balanced, although Cham has more of an eye for things that needs to be cleaned up (and Beck already has cooking duties) so he does a tad more. 

How many children do they have + Any pets:

In my Patchwork universe there’s a whole Thing about Leon, the Chameleon of the Ultimate universe but I’ve tried to type up a short summary and failed, it’s a long story lmao ^^;; and anyway he isnt exactly their kid, he is just much younger than them and they ended up sorta mentoring him. 

However, they have Celavi, the escaped ex-spy beluga.(Yes, it started as a joke based on this post that accidentally grew more and more serious until @herbofoo and me were too attached to let it go) She counts pretty much as their adopted daughter that they both spoil to hell and back, I mean no surprise, she saved Cham’s life once and sometimes, she helps out with heists. (Mostly for the show, you should have SEEN the look on Spider’s face when a beluga splashed him. He is used to humanoid sharks, to Hydroman.. not like. real life beluga that LAUGHS at him) Beck’s voice: “Dont you dare to insult her, SHE IS PERFECT AND FLAWLESS and A GOODNESS INCARNATE!! -she is literally a deserted russian spy that was trained to gather everything that could be used to harm USA-yea, i have a soft spot for those ;)“

She was always surprisingly clever so she never really counted as a “pet” and at one point, she even bonds with a symbiote (together they are Vague, again long story ah ha). They dont talk but have quite some range of vocalisations so communication isnt a problem. 

Who’s more dominant: 

They both have pretty dominant strong personalities (ok chameleon’s a bit more complicated with that but like.) with big egos who dont like others questioning their superiority. (Of course not at the level of like Doc Ock etc, they are surprisingly flexible and good team players that can be willing to let someone else take the spotlight if they are Nice) But the whole point of their relationship is that neither of them is dominant over the other, they get enough of that literally everywhere else. It’s very reassuring to be so sure that they are on equal footing, cooperating, no hidden nooses around their neck. Especially in their line of work of course! 

(Also, for the other interpretation of this question: anythin remotely sexual happens Pretty Late in the story and both of them are somewhere on the ace spectrum so it doesnt happen that often but they are both verses tho Beck bottoms more)

Favorite nonsexual activity:

MOVIES!! Sprawled on the giant comfy couch, closer than technically needed, cuddling and watching old movies with great special effects and/or great actors! Listening to Beck excitedly rant through the most dramatic speech of the story as he explains how the next cliffhanger is done with hydraulics! Focusing so hard on the stars in his eyes and his excited tone and gestures and just the tone of his voice you forgot to listen to the words themselves! Watching Cham’s face flawlessly mimic the faces on the screen in a blink of an eye and secretly guessing which one will he pick next. Feeling his head slowly fall on your shoulder, eyes closed, his mask smooth but not tense, instead just.. peaceful. Slight ping of annoyance, after all, this is A Classic movie dammit, but it’s gone in a second because Mitya hasnt slept since thursday and you are just relieved he is finally getting his rest. Feeling his warmth under your hand on his shoulders and suddenly never ever wanting to get up again.. EHM. anyway

PLANING HEISTS TOGETHER!! and more or less successfully executing them but planning is actually even more fun aside from the Big Reveals and Entrances which are actually harder to coordinate than one would think! 

Lots of shobiz/job talk actually, they really enjoy what they do! Lots of people already mentioned that in their hc compilations but i agree, they love goin to see all kinds of movies and plays and performances as well as acting various scenes with one another!  

Their favorite place to be together:

NEW YORK CITY BABEYY. Sure they love to travel and see other countries (and cause mayhem there) but.. they love their mess of a city, it’s never the same without the webhead around as well as the bazillion of other heroes n villains bashin each other’s heads. 

Any traditions:

Oh so many pop culture references and inside jokes, oh my god. One time, they spent the entire heist (and its planning period) speaking strictly in famous movie lines and titles, Max and other sixers tried to join but didnt last too long :’D 

Beck also has a habit of taking pictures of people with Interesting faces or styles he sees and sends them to Cham. Also another fanon classic: together they have a running game, disguising themselves as moderately famous people and the other guessing who..

Their “song”:

‘This is me’ from the Greatest Showman, i just live for the two of them singin it in Cham’s car,off key but fully immersed and living it. 

What they do for each other on holidays:

Neither of them are religious but that doesnt stop Beck from going ALL OUT at any opportunity, Sin Six doesn’t do any heists around holidays because you Know he’d make them dress for the occasion or worse, write them themed lines…  They still meet for Christmas and Hanukkah and sometimes other holidays too because this is my AU and you can pry festivities-related shenanigans from my cold, cold hands. It’s always at Beck’s place tho because he can turn his hideout into the tackiest holiday-themed showcase but he aint roping them into it.  

On the other hand, Cham despises American commercialized holidays in general and Christmas time especially, since it’s not a big thing in Russia and  also once again, he has family issues for days. (Although relatively speaking, he is pretty over these, he is not gonna like mope around or anything) 

Anyway, what they do for each other is that they try to compromise, Dmitri doesnt sneer at stupid kitsch decorations every 5 minutes and Quentin ..chills a little. :’D To be fair, Beck makes everything fun and having Cham there makes Beck appreciate the details more instead of just goin into BETTER!BIGGER! frenzy.

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

After the fuckin Ages of pinning, when they finally end up together for realsies, they wanted somethin Big and Flashy! (Well Beck wanted and Cham kinda too but also with the option to merge with the crowd unnoticed and take some chill time) Anyway they went on a whole world wide tour! Starting with a luxury cruise, they took their time, lots of crime sprees to plan and execute, lots of local shows to see, lots of dumb heroes to fool, they’re gonna have it all! 

Where did they first meet:

Around the time when Cham and Hammerhead had their criminal empire running Fisk to the ground, Otto decided the Sin Six should team up with them for their ressources needed on one heist or something. They agreed but Cham insisted on actually going in the field, it’s been a while since he really stretched his face legs like this and the mafia life was starting to bore him. Doc made him team up with Mysterio much to the fishbowl’s dismay because why do they need another disguise artist?? He is the Master Of Illusions dammit, he can run circles around this guy, what the fuck Otto?? So at the start, he pouts and fumes under his helmet and in general he is his v unpleasant self but… He can’t help but notice that the new guy is a real professional, he even uses Traditional masks, he likes the same movies… And most importantly, he is actually interested in Mysti’s craft, asking questions and even LISTENING to his long winded answers… At one point he even wondered if that X thing was meant as a HOMMAGE to the Y movie, the Six never did that!! (Usually the rest of the sixers dont know the reference, heathens, and when they do, they mock him for it, that he’s copying ideas and mixin them ridiculously.  BUT THIS GUY GETS IT!!) So it doesn’t take long for them to hit it off, of course at this point without any real Trust behind it but it’s a start. 

(Though Beck does pay a visit to Otto like, buddy pal i know you’ve been planning on manipulating these crimelords to your end somehow and honestly, any other day i’d be down, i actually had a robot prepared for my own backstab but i was thinking they werent that bad and maybe we Could hold our end of the bargain this time and just. leave each other on good terms? Mabye? Obviously it’s purely out of respect for our teammate Kraven since him and Chameleon seem to have some history, nothing more, definitely nothing to do with how bright Cham’s eyes were when i was showing him the back of my stage… ) 

What do they fight over:

this whole post has been a mountain of cheese but im bringing more! Honestly, goin through my notes on Patchwork, their biggest arguments have always been about.. the other one not taking proper care of himself :’D Or them lashing out because they were scared and worried about the other and they cant stand being so vulnerable while the other pretends it’s not a big deal because they dont know how to handle genuine concern directed at them. 

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

GIVE!!! BECK!!!! HIS!!!! ISLAND!!!!!!They actually do have one, it’s where Celavi spends most of the time and they visit her often. But never for too long, neither of them can actually spend too long doing nothing..