#I am going to ultrakill someone

[lightbucky]

what

[thesunnys1deup]

I don't know man I have nothing else to post.

Have some Mv2 because these two are literally my life source at this point, also V2 welding herself a new arm (it totally won't get stolen this time) and Merge <3

Don't come after me I don't know how to draw welding tools, I just thought "Haha looks like swordsmachine" and kept it as is.

Btw is anyone else in the process of reading 17776? Juice is literally me guys (Literally jupiter icy moons space craft)((Desperately scratching at my friends' dms like a dog trying to get them to read the silly blocks of yellow text I sent them.))

Am I a person or am I just a bunch of Juice yellow text in a trench coat.

[shittyv1daily]

day 143: im hungry as fuck right now

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Gabriel trying to entertain an iPad baby as his confidence rapidly declines - A Compilation

Not going to transcribe these as its just songs being "sung" if you can call it that.

Anyway.

Chug Jug With You Audio Source

Happy Birthday Audio Source

Under the Sea Audio Source

Chug Jug (again) Audio Source

[astrum99]

Someone PLEASE post the full video that Francis made on Twitter I am so unwell I need it on my blog right NOW

ImGOING TO DIE

Link:

https://x.com/francishsie/status/1760707232445153423?s=61&t=vtwWT2G2nDTtReawfvn-ug

[bad-as-me]

[crawls out from under my rock] while yes a $70-90 standard for a mainstream game is a painful standard that we're looking at for the foreseeable future, I think this is also adding more credence to my belief that the future of games is gonna be a lot more heavily based in small, 15-20 dollar indie projects and a general drifting away from a dominance in AAA studios. in the good timeline, anyway!

[peridots-pixiwolf]

mildly, just ever so slightly, belated art fight attacks of the season!! feat. @skyistheground @smangethe @hrokkall @onlineviolence aaand @sophisticated-apple :]

[mechsteria]

im literally so scared my crush doesn't like me that i've been blowing up filths in the ultrakill sandbox for 30 mins

[cowsaresushi-coral]

i'm having one hell of a week (today and yesterday really compounded it 10 fold).

[block-tales-headcanons]

CK is blind in his left eye because of the ice dagger's effects.

Thayniel can eat spicy food like it's nothing. Nobody would expect an old, dainty, tea obsessed man to be able to house ghost peppers.

Jerry is oblivious to Terry's... uh, harsher behavior towards others (like killing KW with a rocket launcher) and only knows that Terry can be mean to people.

Brad knows some of the wood people by number, despite them looking so similar. (Though, he would never admit that.)

Kyoko likes photography and takes photographs of the things she sees on adventures. She keeps a neat photo album, and has a scrapbook.

Noobador never takes off his mask. Ever. It probably smells of sweat and grime...

Red claims he's the older twin, even though Blue is by a whole thirty minutes... She lets him believe that, though.

Red dressed up as a superhero for halloween when he was really young. He thought he really had powers, and when he tried to fly like superman he faceplanted into the asphalt. Hard. His nose is a little crooked because of it. Blue will never let him live it down.

KW forgets he's a ghost sometimes, and freaks out internally when he phases through someone. He'll get used to it.

Shedletsky and Builderman are like gods, but their powers are limited to the admin panel.

Monty's snores sound like a lawnmower on steroids.

Jim's horrible at cooking anything except for pizza. His... other kitchen expeditions are... not so good.

CK goes down to Roadtown during Christmas every year dressed as Santa, with his knights as little elves to help him pass out the lavish gifts he's bought the children with Blackrock's money.

Griefer has to have some sort of internal issue from drinking witches brew religiously. Someone needs to check that out.

Griefer's keyboard is sticky. His voice sounds like it's over a shitty microphone naturally.

Terry is a war criminal.

Thayniel is much stronger than he looks. He wasn't an ex-deadlifter for nothing. (If he locked in, demo 2 would've looked much different lmfao)

Monty is good at minesweeper. Keeps the old brain going.

Banished Knight is a sigma lone wolf and is goated with the rizz frfr /j

Kyoko doesn't like the sight of blood. (I am projecting)

Noobador intimidates people passively despite being a gentle giant. This makes his work as the train's conductor nice because he doesn't have to talk to people and accidentally scare them off.

Red has fallen for one of those free robux scams before.

Blue is good at drawing, but terrible at math.

Monty's memory is sharper than anybodys despite his age. He'll go on about how his old brain is foggy, but he's got a whole database up in his noggin.

Jim volunteers whenever he can, shelters, libraries, schools, you name it, he's happy to help anywhere and whenever you can

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I think that about wraps it up for now... I will be back with more

-ultrakill anon

sips water that’s a lot

red falling for a free robux scam is a canon event 💔💔

[astrum99]

Do you think bugs fall in love?

Their small bodies host even tinier brains. Built to crawl through soil and rocks bigger than itself. Running on a simple software bouncing between eat, sleep, fight, flight, and copulate.

V1 is smarter than a bug. It must be. It’s a war machine, so it must be. Its programming is complex enough to fry several motherboards; the internals are heated from constant, unrelenting processing needs. If it updates its optical data intake to any greater degree than these rough, messy polygons, it’d surely perish from the overwhelming information.

V1 is built to kill first, survive second. To be fair, survival would ensure more killing, so it’d be more effective. Moving through the battlefield, culling lives, drawing blood. Perfectly aligned with its programmed objectives, then.

Gabriel is smarter than a bug. He must be. He’s an angel, so he must be. He’s one of the best soldiers in the heavenly realm. Armour and swords glistened with pride and justice. He sees all. He judges all. His loyalty and perfect track record have earned him a high rank within the order. Leaving behind the creaturely "it". His light burns hot and bright within his constitution.

Gabriel is built as a messenger of the Father, then a judge of Hell. To be fair, the role of a judge was assigned to him by the council, so he supposes that his placement can be summed up as the bearer of the divine authority to bring right to all other creatures. Perfectly aligned, then.

Bugs… Well, they’re the same. I suppose. Small beings. Running pre-programmed orders derived from centuries of evolution: eat, sleep, fight, flight, and copulate. No role. No responsibilities.

Bugs are built naturally and fully, unlike humankind; but formed and ready to go within seconds from their births, like machines and angels.

So. Do they live?

When the machine and the angel escape their chains, do they see themselves in bugs?

Bugs are born to live, temporarily, fleetingly, yet live nonetheless. Do they, then, deserve to live, freeing and meaninglessly. No role. No responsibilities.

So. Do bugs love?

Do they learn that they can go beyond their basic structures? Do they see their own reflection in each other’s compound eyes? Do they recognize each other’s bodies, scents, heat? Do they feel the desire for closeness?

To flutter wings like a dance of waltz. To brush antennae like butterfly kisses. To greet and caress and lie next to each other near their death.

To move through the sky in battle, in passion. To clash swords and fists and bullets. To greet and caress and lie next to each other near their death.

The same cells in the same blood coursing beneath the same suit of exoskeletons.

Machine, angel, bug. Boiled down to the barest essence of existence; crisp simplicity.

To live, to love.

[ultrakill-confessions]

No idea if this goes against the rules, I re-read them a bit to make sure, though I'm not 100% confident. This post isn't intended as a vent, although it may read as one. ULTRAKILL has both helped and warped(?) parts of my life. I have a really horrible fixation on ULTRAKILL. I don't tend to scale things because trying to say "I'm a bigger fan than you are because X, Y and Z!!!1!1!" has always pissed me off and generally rubs me the wrong way. However, for me, I do feel like this is in a similar vein (vein like castle v-), and is GENUINELY to a worrying degree imo. Maybe someone else can relate? Unsure.

For context on some of this, I deal with a dissociative disorder, and I'm a split of V1. Even with that, I can only think of one other instance where it complicated an interest of ours this badly. I think about ULTRAKILL every hour on the hour, I'm not even sure if I go ten minutes w/o thinking about it. And I live a healthy (relatively) life! I'm able to do things, go outside, enjoy life to the best of my ability, hold a job, college, etc. and have gotten better w/ socializing (autism really messes w/ this one); I am just fucking insane about ULTRAKILL. This shit consumes a large chunk of my frontal lobe, hand to God. I constantly plan out and/or make fanfictions (though never post em because being an ao3 author is a little spooky, can't lie gehshe), drawings, animations. Dawg I even get GYM MOTIVATION from ULTRAKILL. Body goals? THE MACHINE. I listen to the soundtrack while I work out (my bias to Order, Death of God's Will, Colliding Stars and The Abyss and the Serpent really poke out here). In fact, ULTRAKILL even helped with my gender and sexual (not inherently trying to be NSFW here) identities! Legitimately made me come to the realization that we might align more with being agender than transmasculine, and that we have no idea what our disaster of a sexuality is collectively, so we just say queer! And even though it's still hard to express ourselves, that has helped so much in feeling more .. at comfort? Correct? I dunno. There’s also a lack of need for labels at all now. It feels so fuckin’ goofy to say this because it HAS consumed a part of my life to the point where I feel like I'm peak brain-rotting at times, however it's also really helped, too?? Like in the most oxymoronic way ULTRAKILL has helped me develop as a person. The imaginary scenarios and art I use aids me in my expression and thought and even brings out more of my creativity. Ironically, despite not really wanting to be perceived as a human being, it has made me feel more like a person. I have a love-hate relationship with it only for the intensity of how much I adore it. It makes me upset when I no longer feel like I’m “me” enough, and yet ironically it has helped me to be healthier in other areas. lowkey use it to cope w/ the religious trauma sometimes too haha I will say, though, for a while I thought (and still sometimes do think) it was ruining my mental state. The identity issues, artist envy, missing my source/individuals from it (+ pseudo-memories and heavy dissociation as a whole if I'm being real), and general hyperfixation woes get very heavy at times. Interest so bad I have to look away sometimes when I see voice actor work, SFM's, etc. Not very proud of that. I never express these issues heavily to anybody except my sibling and a few close friends, simply due to the nature of people, especially on the internet, along with the complexity of having to explain an illness that is so severely stigmatized. My current issue is just holding back from spending my money on merch lmao (I may just draw myself with it to cope /hj). I am cringe and I will soon be free! Apologies if this post is depressing and/or repetitive. uhh, I've seen some anons name themselves, so camaraderie anon here?? LOL sorry. (p.s shoutout to the sisyphus likers and people who hate his mischaracterization YOU ARE THE REAL ONES!!!)

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[miiilowo]

I know it has been some time since you've posted ultrakill, but I felt I should let you know that because of your blog I have bought the game and am going to start playing it on a steam deck.

I don't know a single (1) singular thing about the game other than a blue robot and an Angel (?) Exist in the game... somewhere. Main characters? Probably?? And also that someone, somewhere, is gonna be ultra dead from the ultrakilling.

I am going to put my guesses forth right now and say that the robot is super duper gay for that Angel. Is this game a dating sim? A shooter? A puzzle dress up game? I surely don't know but I hope the robot and Angel kiss at the end <3

If desired I will give updates on my ultra-ing and my kill-ing. Thank you for this new game opportunity :)

getting into ultrakill while knowing almost nothing about it is kinda crazy but i wish you luck and hope you don't put the game down and never play it again peace and love

[cherryxrobots]

Alright! Someone needs to bring some attention to underrated robots into the community, and I am happy to oblige. Every day, I'm gonna post an underrated Robot/AI that I have so far not seen any past a passing mention, if that.

If you have any suggestions, feel free to tell me, but this means the popular roster of AM, Edgar, GLaDOS, P.ai.nter, Ultrakill are disqualified, I'm gonna go semi-obscure as much as I can.

-🍒

[elinorterror]

Ok so... there's this drawing of Angels from Ultrakill (No really go check this drawing out, it's amazing):

I love it and I kinda got inspired... I made a sketch of an angel, we probably already know who:

I actually finished it and I like it. Yeah whoever drew those angels (because I am not sure if the person who posted them on Pinterest actually drew them, we know how that is like), I love it. Like, I absolutely adore it. He's gonna put fear of god into someone. (Do not question wonky proportions)

(A convo with my friend because I realized this design doesn't have a mouth:)

[dandysworldaskthetoons]

Art dump? Nah, this is what we would like to call an "Art Vomit"

We got "Mr. Discount bowl", "Shampoo", and "miscolored Mega Man character", Shelly's here too because i felt bad for her (hope you doin well Shelly), the last two images were so stupid funny i had to put them in because i am a POS, featuring lovely ULTRAKILL art and a beautiful self portrait of myself and my pearl white chompers, watch out ladies, this is what peak male performance looks like

[also, ignore the yellow guy in the first 4 drawings, had to draw my handsome (utterly repulsive) self to have everyone be an accurate size]

For Walton: nothing just wanted to say hi :D For Delilah: what would you guys do if say, someone broke into the museum? (Subtle foreshadowing)

For Sprout: Are you and Cosmo dating? (There, did everybody a favor) Tell Shrimpo to go cook fried rice, after hes done and serves the rice, say: "A shrimp fried this rice?" In your sassiest tone, this will probably make him all angry, and if it doesnt, keep bullying him until he gets pissed

— Arthur Walton

— Delilah Keen

— Sprout

— Gigi