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ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it
and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain
and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen
like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that
#qsmp#qsmp slimecicle#qsmp mariana#shut up vic#block game brainrot#their dynamic is among the best things to have come out of this#and genuinely it was the thing that got me into qsmp in the first place#((even tho i only dove in for real after flippa was gone LMFAO))#also shoutout to cellbit losing his shit when slime says me-WH*RE?#oh and for absolute clarity that ain't my tiktok lmao#probably obvious but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it's 3:30 am i like to be Certain#i missed this live because LITERALLY I WAS WALKING IN THE DOOR FROM A SHOPPING TRIP EXACTLY AS IT HAPPENED#i am being so serious like i looked over my sibling's shoulder like 'so how are awards?' and there's FUCKING MARIANA#AND THE FUNNIEST PART IS THIS HAPPENED DURING THEIR PURGATORY INTERACTION TOO#I WALKED IN FROM BEING OUT RIGHT AS FUCKING SLIME AND MARIANA WERE GOING TO SPAWN TO MEET#SO I CAUGHT PART OF IT BUT NOT ALL OF IT#basically what i'm taking from this is i need to go out more often bc they have a tendency to exist together when i touch grass for reasons#that are not 'going to my job'#long tags#i'm not at the mariana convo in my rewatch yet so i may or may not have more to say when i hit that#but yea was thinking about it#this is the qsmp at its finest >:D its most base form#sillies being sillies together who might never have met otherwise >:D
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It's pretty fun for me to play Zelda games in a manner mostly isolated from fandom opinions. Like don't get me wrong I've absorbed a lot of LOZ spoilers, headcanons, interpretations etc. via osmosis, I am not playing these games blind. But regardless of how many spoilers and fanart/fanfic I've seen going through the AO3 tag after playing BOTW was still an Experience because it made me realize that the way I interpret both Link as a character and the game as a whole is apparently completely counter to the majority fandom opinion. Something I was blissfully oblivious to while playing the game.
#Once again I want to become a more genuine person who approaches media analysis on a basis of joy in its own right#And not lead every one of my posts with 'so I've seen ppl do this and here's why I think they're wrong'#I am failing bc I'm full of spite but worse than that I also genuinely enjoy being a hater#But I'm not even mad this time. I dont even think ppl are necessarily wrong to interpret#Post-calamity link as their traumatized little meow meow#I think it's less interesting than my interpretation bc I think it loses the contrast between pre- and post-calamity link#But its not WRONG. Link doesnt exactly get a whole lot of characterization even in botw#He's still mostly a blank slate so ppl get to do what they want with him. The game doest contradict it#I'm just. So confused ppl looked at botw and went 'link's trauma would be worse post-calamity or at least carry over in its full force'#Like u don't think the hard reset that was the shrine of resurrection and experiencing the wonders as a free spirit like#Had. Y'know. An effect?#I honestly just don't think post-calamity Link is all that traumatized anymore. I think that shit was more effective than therapy#It's not an uncommon interpretation im aware but im still shocked at the amount of ppl that didnt have it#Does that make sense or am I insane?#My posts#Loz#Botw
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y'all bandai themselves is assigning me with the apocalymon autism
[ID: A photo of a someone holding a copy of the parallel art of Apocalymon from the Exceed Apocalypse expansion of the Digimon Card Game. The alt art depicts Apocalymon's humanoid body with an intense expression. The card itself is in a gold sleeve.]
we only bought four packs (the first time we have bought packs since 2021) and this was the last card in the last pack
we're getting the whole pizza with this one fellas
#sky talks#digimon card game#yes i know apo is a restricted card#but i have that apocalymon autism real bad right now so even though i barely know shit about DCG#i'm like determined to make it work#also the dcg tutorial app is really good for what it is but. god damn.#i am remembering why we stopped playing card games in college because worrying about interactions is a pain and a half#one game takes me like 30 minutes minimum even with the app making the flow easier for my brain#anyways#when i tell y'all i screamed#i could not chill for about an hour after this#he came home fr#now i feel like i HAVE to find a FLGS that actually has people playing digimon lmao#(as if i wasn't already gonna try to)#ALSO having not played card games since like? 2018?#(and considering the only card game we really played was MTG)#i am losing my mind over how pretty and intricate foil cards are nowadays???#like i also collect pokemon cards and YES there are some very gorgeous older pokemon foils#(there's this one pidgeotto card with starburst sparkles that is dazzling)#but the intricacy of the pattern work in some of these foil cards is nutty#i have to wonder what kind of tech goes into making card art do that#anyways uhh#i'm going to bed now that i've spent 6 hours riding this high#download the DCG tutorial app
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WHATEVER i wanna talk about why the duel is hilarious
because this is it: this is where izzy is not asking us to just believe he is why things happened. (aka: ‘i massaged the crew’s opinions of you!’ and then a smash cut to izzy not realizing his actual inability to massage the crew’s opinions are about to get his tight lil ass chucked over the side as lucius stares right into the camera like he’s on the pirate office in his soul, if i had to guess who would be the one staring right at camera in these moments)
this is HIS THING. he is GOOD AT STABBING. he can STAB ALL DAY. there is NO SUBTEXT HERE SHUT UP HE WILL STAB YOU SHUT UP NOT LIKE T H A T & etc.
by all logical rules both muppet and real, stede really should lose this one. and he does! kind of! he gets stabbed.
but stede is a fancy man with a fancy ship and a fancy mast: how the everloving fuck is izzy supposed to factor in ‘this motherfucker right here spent more money than i will see in perhaps even my lifetime! who knows! giving his gay lil’ ship the best that money could buy’. that is insane. that is NOT A THING IN HIS WORLD.
WHO DOES THIS?
stede does this!!!! because if that hadn’t been the fiiiiinest cherrywood from brazil or whatever the fuck, izzy would have still won. it’s the fact that stede had the money needed to outfit his ship in this utterly insane way that lost izzy this duel, in the end, because even clever twisting to the side doesn’t matter when your mast is made out of wood The Poors can afford.
(also. stede won by getting subtextually fucked and izzy lost by subtextually fucking him??????? i am. this show.
the fuuuuuuuck.)
#my ofmd meta#truly i laugh as izzy's reality breaks#you can see the screen go blue in realtime#that sad lil hamster keeling over on it's sad lil wheel#izzy like ...but this. this is what i do. i am genuinely motherfucking skilled at this#i#I EVEN DID IT RIGHT#I DID NOT LOSE: I LOST... BY WINNING????#he just. collapses like the saddest little flan in the masochist cupboard#it's so funny and sad but funny like#he always starts this shit he PLAYS STUPID GAMES and he wins. such stupid prizes#ed was like: don't do this. you literally do not have to do this there are CONSEQUENCES TO DOING THIS#and izzy was like hold my fuckin beer kids watch me do this thing anyway#he fucked around: he found out#it's so good so tragic he is literally the definition of a tragic figure he BUYS HIS OWN MESSES WITH EVERY LIFE CHOICE#so good.#also the class stuff but like. i am laughing at him here ngl#sad dirty man i will poke your brain through the pickle jar
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Im so mad my alarm didn't go off but this song goes so hard im losing my shit. why's he gotta make bangers, let me be normal dammit.
#bro i was already losing my mind from this song topic before + the video game references#im so mad at him. how dare he make a banger#also i cant get over the fucking smash bros death noise#using it as a lil percussion noise or whatever you'd call it#its so funny to me#anyway this is song is gonna make me explode#as if i didn't go on a huge rant about this concept in a past post#man i AM aslut for a key changed tho#also the font progression at the bridge tho? love that#also I SWEAR this bastard heard us talking about how high he can sing and said “fuck you ill go higher”#this song is so funky tho#brain is bouncing#also i swear he heard us talk about how we love the audio flipping in different ears cos bro called that out too#he knows/j#man i hate him. whys he gotta make bangers. bastard let me be normal#moss post#as a guy who wants to wear stuff like that. this song is very big to me#specifically being a trans guy who still likes feminine clothing. i am losing my shit
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I’ve been going slowly insane for like the past week and I finally just have to post about it because sweet pool as a VN is so overwhelmingly successful at creating an atmosphere that it actually makes me kind of insane? Like, everything from the weird UI to the music to the kinda anatomically janky art to the backgrounds to the little moving icon that appears after the text, it all combines to create this space that just is. Hostile to all life and I kind of love it? Not even to mention the fact that it’s third person, which is so immediately and obviously jarring if you have ANY knowledge of VNs! The whole thing is just designed to make you uncomfortable and put you off balance and it makes me feel batshit
#sweet pool#yeah just so everyone knows it IS a yaoi game about shitting meat#but it’s also like#a really really successful horror VN#should you play it? heavens no. absolutely not. am I losing my mind over it? YES#ask to tag
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what the everliving fuck? did i do so wrong? i tried difficulty ONE of swarm disaster, says for team lvl 66, i took in 4 80s, and on the second stage kafka pasted my entire party?? (trl phys, qq, dhil, and luocha). i just...that is the literal BEGINNING after the tutorial?? what the fuck? how did i fuck up so *badly*
#i was trying path remembrance and it seemed to be doing fine?#and then everything just fucking blew up in my face?#if i can't get through baby level one how am i supposed to finish one chapter much less 13??#god i hate sim univ shit anyway#i literally said on their survey they have us spending too much time in it#so we get this massive sprawling event that looks overwhelming as fuck and was intimidating me all day#as i read on literally every social media i use people boggling at being party wiped but at least mid-high lvls#not shitty baby level like i just did?#and it's literally jam all the sim universe to the extreme down your throat like you hate sim universe well bend over and take it#am i going to have to lose out on this whole event?#i'm already behind everyone else so badly like i'm so far behind on getting my whole crew to max lvl and shit#but i've been working on relics and on light cones and i took in four of my good people?#i guess i just suck ass that bad goddamn#i love this game but wow idk maybe it's telling me i'm not good enough#sorry just wow my confidence just nosedived to negative digits and i feel discouraged as fuck and a game is supposed to be fun#and this is NOT fun#and i'm going to have to force myself to do it and it's going to take so much time#fuck#i still have to do another regular sim univ for the week too#i hate this T__T i'm never going to finish in a month
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Knight Artorias continues to be one of my absolute favorite boss fights
"victim of the Abyss" is the sexiest description one can read on a soul in this entire game by far
decided midway through fighting him that I wanted to go for a no-healing kill, mostly to prolong the experience and see if I could, and: success!! I can and did!
#dork souls tag#James liveblogs video games#yes this is what I've been doing lately instead of socmed#like listen. normal Artorias? sure; he's fine I guess. not really that interesting personally#but on the other hand: corrupted/screaming/broken arm/dripping Abyss sludge and trying to impale me!Artorias? yes. yes please.#I am but a simple human; I merely like to see a knight of the gods struggle and suffer and be metaphysically consumed by darkness :)#......ANyways.#I remember also liking the Kalameet fight mechanically quite a bit too#but the problem with him is. he reminds me of a cat. and also he's really done nothing wrong in-game; he's just chilling#and he's like the last real dragon#it simply seems sad/rude/unprovoked to go injuring his wing and then murdering him like that :(#there's something that's... really striking and stuck in my brain about the fact that one of if not the best way to learn about the world#about the PEOPLE in the world#is mechanically via murdering them#the inherent fact of curiosity and violence being linked together in playing#you want to understand this person better? the way to do it is to extinguish their life and take their signifiers into you#.... why do I feel like this game is going to join Star Wars and Tolkien as one of my cyclical dormant Obsessions#that I lose my shit over anew every several years even if it's been a while in between#I mean. people will simply have to deal.
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Board certified abyss 12 HATER
#‘oh youre just bad at it’ i am bad at it because its bad game design. i rest my case#im not even bad at it. i could definitely clear and 36 star if i wanted to. however i should not have to take 40 shots at thr same content#trying to random luck my way into mashing the right set of buttons and miaculously not getting hit because the hp pools are too high to lose#a single percent of your dps bringing a healer or. for that matter. actually healing.#this is i think why Neuvillette has such a good rep. hes basically invincible at c1 which means you#dont have to retry the same chambers over and over because he keeps getting one-shot. because lets all look into our hearts at this moment#his damage is not that much higher than any other dps character’s damage. he just also heals and fits into the current meta#people used to say the same shit theyre saying about neuvillette about nahida#and once natlan comes out the meta will change once again. hp builds will once again become unnecessary in abyss. bennet will make a#reemergence. overload meta will become real. there will be one character who is good to use in burgeon teams theyll be burgeon nilou. this#is my natlan prediction#part of it anyway#and then we will get shneznaya and there will be a character who does damage based on how high you can get their crit over 100% but they#wont be that meta theyll be like cursed with low modifiers. but nonetheless the meta will change again.#im in a love hate relationship with the genshin meta because it is in a love-hate relationship with itself#board certified my post#board certified metaposting
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it's all fun and games until it's actually a game then it's more fun and games and also i will win it because i never lose a game
#guess who found out that one of their classes uses a program that just. gives me games to play. fun memory games. i love memory games#this shit rocks i love playing games 10/10 would recommend#games make me smarter btw i like got a fucking c in my economics class a couple years back and that hurt but i sucked ass at#economics but that doesn't matter bc that professor liked to let us play games with prop money and everything and when i tell you i fucking#ruined everyone in that class like i can tell you nothing about economics but i am damn good at games he even gave us a fake stock#market to play with and i beat everyone's ass by over 2 million dollars because i was on that shit 24/7 doing actual research on stocks#because i Do No Lose Ever <3 well. i got like the only c i've ever gotten in my life which sucks but i got to go wild and that was nice#so anyways i am having the time of my life i forgot how much i loved games and quizzes and tests these are things i can win i love winning
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THEY'RE DOING FUCKING WHAT FOR A CROWN OF CANDY????
#literally pissing and shitting myself rn#yall dont even know ive never said on here but d20 aCoC is literally like#the entire reason i started being more confident in my D&D games and i actually started trying character voices#like you can see a notable shift in our session recordings from when i started watching it#i mean u cant bc i dont post them lmfao#but there is a very clear line#is my voice for sorbet 'good' ??? not really but you know what i got over my fears bc of d20#literally my favorite d&d thing i have ever watched and one of the only ones ive ever been able to get through all the way#like i was HOOKED#i'm going to lose it#i hope its just as good#but also worried because what draws me to d20 vs cr is the vibes the group brings and how it's very very good but not . 'cinematic'?#that may be the wrong word#i also havent watched cr since like season 2 besides clips so i admit i may be wrong dont come for me#but i am really looking forward to this amethar was my favorite#crying screaming frowing up#im going to be so normal about this#a crown of candy#dimension 20
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i'm about to throw hands with this yt poll.
this is the zelda version of that twitter butch post to me.
#the best zeldas arent even here!!! if og 'i was like 8 y/o when i SHATTERED the triforce and hid it ALONE in a monster infested land' zelda#and st 'the only one with a character arc u see play in real time & goes from i'll wait here to i will STAB malladus with my own 2 hands#and alone if i have to' zelda were here they'd obliterate the competition. maybe not in votes but just in terms of correctness#BUT EVEN IN THIS CASE. ur not voting for ms. 'i saw my family home and kingdom be systematically destroyed over the course of 7 years &#stood back up said no & changed my ENTIRE self to try to save everyone largely on my own for 7! years! as a child!! only to at the end of#it all be the only person who can truly empathise with the hero who had his childhood stolen from him and return it even though i will#never have mine again'????????????#or even ms. 'i was normal & happy & loved until i wasnt and i learnt i was the orchestrator of my own and everyone else's misery because im#not even myself & im so much bigger yet lesser than who i thought i was and if i cannot be divine then i will be less than worthless i will#be a blight who couldnt execute the plan i had tossed everyone into and they will have lived in my lie and died for nothing so i will be#divine even if that means sealing myself away for an eternity. even if i will never know happiness the way i did again'????????#i cant say anything about twipri. i barely remember her bc i watched that playthrough ages ago and she was barely in the game idk what ur#voting for#but botw???????? /BOTW/?????????????????#girl wasnt even the best princess in her own game and she only had one other competitor smh#(<-THAT'S A JOKE. THAT'S A JOKE. I AM JOKING.)#this whole thing is half a joke. i love botw zelda (dont look at me like that. i do) and i get why she's winning but like. come on. that's#way too big of a divide. how are oot and skysw losing that much. botw zelda's voice alone should have cost her half her votes#WKSHDKSDHKKA#anyway this whole thing is for funsies so dont be weird on my post ok <3? ive had a shit three days and if being fake mad at a silky video#game poll makes me laugh then that's fair ok? and if you're weird i have the license to explode you with my mind and curse your family for#3 generations ok <333?#freya talks loz
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do you want me to fucking go off on you? do you truly fucking want that mother?
#“oh you and your sister never listen to me and blah blah blah” we fucking do (or at the very least i do)#“you guys never help out” does me doing the litter and taking out the trash and on occasion hand washing the dishes mean#fucking nothing to you? does me sweeping the floor every once in a while because you chose to keep us in an area that is ALL SAND/DIRT ROAD#for whatever stupid ass reason also meaningless? does me doing my damn best to help out mean fucking nothing?#do you want me to kill my self. do you want to lose your eldest child to something YOU could have fucking prevented all because you can’t#stop being a bitch to him all the time? do you really fucking want that mom? because at this rate i am once again on the road to fucking#attempting it. i’m so god damn sick of how you treat me. the only time i can do anything i want is at night. i stay up super late playing#games with my friends because its the only time in the day when you aren’t bitching and whining for me to do something you don’t want to do#for the past several days i’ve been up until five in the damn morning just to do something that makes me happy.#you misgender me. you deadname me. you refuse to accept any aspect of my identity. you don’t treat me like a god damn person.#i have so many different ways i can consider attempting if i truly wanted to. the only thing keeping me alive is my friends. because they a#least show that they fucking care and actively want to do things with me. like group drawing or playing video games.#YOU on the other hand; mother; yell and get mad at me over the stupidest shit and never fucking apologize.#i cannot recall a singular time you’ve apologized for being a complete bitch to me over something so fucking unimportant.#and yet i’m expected to be completely fucking fine and happy all because you provide me with the bare fucking minimum.#”i clothe and feed and provide a place for you to live” THAT IS THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM. sure you could argue over the fact i’m 18 and#should be out working somewhere. but you give me so few opportunities for going places and even considering getting a job or finally gettin#my driver’s license. plus i would rather fucking die than work any food service or customer service job. because i’d be going somewhere#where i’d mostly get talked down to or yelled and then come home and have the same shit done after working for hours and getting minimal#pay. i’d rather work on my own fucking terms with commissions than go into any job where i have to interact with others in public for any#reason. where i’d be treated just the same as at home. like someone who isn’t a person and doesn’t deserve anyone to be nice to them.#i constantly so desperately wish that maybe one day soon i’d find someone to be with romantically and that i could maybe live with them and#get out of this hell hole that i’m supposed to call home. to go somewhere and have my efforts appreciated. to go somewhere where i’d#actually fucking be loved. i shouldn’t have to wish so god damn hard for a better life all because my mother can’t fucking treat me like a#person with hopes and dreams and thoughts and feelings.#i’m ending this rant here before i get too angry and upset. see you all in maybe an hour.#suicide mention#ask to tag
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literally whose fucking idea within hoyoverse was it to make the most sadistic boss mechanic-wise, have all the dialogue unskippable even if its your second or third or god fucking tenth attempt at the boss, then have the new event start two days after the trailblaze mission and not have Genshin's Quick Start so anyone who can't get pass the boss gets fucked out of event rewards
#vent post#I am so full of hatred it's past midnight and I finally fucking beat this boss after pulling blade#if I lose out on kafka because of this I'm gonna be even extra fucking furious#i thought this boss was sexy in the trailer but now I want to see her die over and fucking over again like I did#WHY DOES SHE GET FUCKING INFINITE ATTACKS OVER AND OVER BEATING THE SHIT OUTTA ME IN THE THIRD PHASE?!#I know I had like two weeks to the story and event but I have other things in my life too okay?!#god forbid you assume you can just binge a few hours of content in one night; maybe make it a two day thing#but nooooooo#some asshat had to bring their sadomasochistic kink outta the bed room and into game design!
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a short list of bits from the past couple Road to PARTIZAN eps that have put a wild, open-mouthed grin behind my mask as i (you guessed it!) listened to them at work:
ONE. Briar Brightline's mood hat.
TWO. Art, Austin, and Keith playing pitch-perfect rascally, irreverent 7-year-olds alongside Jack's greatly distressed, long-dead mech pilot.
THREE. "Hey, Austin. You wanna know what the weak point of a mech is? The fucking pilot."
#mine#friends at the table#f@tt liveblogging#the road to partizan#no cogent meta from me this time around (although i am touched by how many people liked my last liveblog post about the dialect game)#because work has been a headlong SPRINT of activity this week. and also my grad program starts next week 😨#but. i was SO delighted to listen to this group play children again; it's always SO funny#and i was even MORE psyched to get the context of the ''weak point of a mech'' quote#also very funny (having listened to PARTIZAN): austin responding to everyone losing their shit over that by going#''just you WAIT until you're introduced to jack's pc for PARTIZAN. just you fucking WAIT''
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TYSON JOST IS A BUFFALO SABRE
AM I ABOUT TO SEE JOSTY LIVE IN JANUARY
AM I ABOUT TO SEE JOSTY LIVE IN TWO MONTHS
#idk why but i am losing my mind over this#forget rooting for Z#I'm now 1000x more excited than i was#and even if he gets assigned to Rochester that's my AHL team anyway so like win win#AND IF UPIE STAYS CALLED UP IN TIME FOR THE GAME#Holy shit#hockey#nhl#buffalo sabres#tyson jost
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