#I am not a coward

[cerealforkart]

Dungeons and Daddies the Manga Lesson 33: An Extremely Goofy Episode

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This is My Least Favorite Page of Anything (Page 129)

[Normal]: This was all Willy’s fault!

[Dice roll]: Persuasion, 1

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[Panel Text]: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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[Link]: What is this?

[Normal]: I’m so sorry I led us here…

[Taylor]: Link, we’re in one of the most respected American anime of all time. 

(Which means we play by comic rules now. Left to right.)

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[Stewie Fucking Griffion]: Oh hello, new visitors. 

Casting (Page 130)

[Text Box]: Taylor Swift as Austin Powers

[Austin Powers]: Do I make you horny, baby?

[Normal]: No! That should be me!

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[Text box]: Normal Swallows-Oak-Garcia as Borat with Pickle Rick on his shoulder.

[Borat]: My wife!

[Pickle Rick]: I’m a pickle!

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[Text box]: Scary Marlowe as Napoleon Dynamite.

[Napoleon Dynamite]: Figgin blows.

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[Text box]: Lincoln Li-Wilson as himself

[Garfield]: (Don’t worry this one’s with me.)

Pickle Punchline (Page 131)

[Text box]: Door locked with immovable metal rod. 

[Link]: Science isn’t going to solve this one, it says Punchline, so…

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[Napoleon]: If we went to, like, a party and did like, lines…

[Link]: or like, Knock Knock?

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[Austin]: Oh! I think this just needs a cool groovy joke to open it up!

[Rick]: Why don’t you say something about how you have an immovable rod in your pants, Austin Powers?!?! It’s fucking so simple! I’m already doing two improvisations and I’m still coming up with Austin Powers jokes!!!

The Aristocrats (Page 132)

[Link]: We will be performing… The Aristocrats? What’s that?

[Borat/Rick]: It’s a notorious joke among comedians, where they tell the zaniest, most offensive joke they can. Watch this.

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[Text box]: Error 404: I’m not drawing this.

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[Napoleon]: Pfffffffttt.

[Rick]: Do not go in there. Say “Do not go in there.”

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[Link]: Uh. Sir? I’ve just been informed don’t go in there. 

[Rick]: Jesus fucking Christ, Kid!

Transcript provided by @confusedfoam

[funfettirainbowsprinkles]

boyfriend is peer pressuring me into actually posting and reblogging things hello

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[leavemebetosleep]

Family portrait. Child is named Minx. Bonus:

Make a stupid uninvited personal comment to a stranger, and get an answer you didn't want to know.

[biathelstan]

170/327

supernatural is still eating me alive

[roz-ani]

You guys are really lucky it's so easy to believe that

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!

[pumpkajelly]

I know low - extreme ride intensity is all pretty subjective so just answer however related to however you feel about it! 🎢

(And feel free to put your number and additional thoughts in the tags if you're curious about your mutuals' amusement park thoughts 👀)

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

(volume warning)

this was surprisingly fun to make so i'll probably do another

[heartorbit]

WHEEEEEE

[gunstellations]

a little family

[obsob]

KISSING YOU mentally 

[nexo-nex]

fuck it *frutiger aeros' your squid sisters*

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[daily-odile]

Siffrin time!!!