#I am single

[marauders-bs]

unrelated to marauders but today is my 24th birthday and there are two people having an adorabe fight-ish in the reblogs and my sib is cuddling with their partner. so. am i single? very

seriously @yourlocalbadgerscales @alxssarosex y'all are being 90% of my notifications rn (its funny tho)

[cheeseceli]

Bang Chan who gives you flowers for no reason and every reason. One day you'll randomly receive a bouquet because he is on tour but wants you to remember you are loved. Maybe he just saw some pretty flowers on his way back home and decided to give you. Sometimes he just wants to. That's the way he is

"I brought a dandelion this time. Make a wish"

[sweetinfluencerqueen]

[thegreatkarma]

if she looks at me like that, i will end the night in her bed naked

[dira333]

Aomine REALLY pisses me off (he forgets to do something major?)...how does he make it up?

I am really sorry, but he doesn't care.

Not in the "I don't care how you feel" type of way. He's not that cruel. But he's used to Satuksi making a fuss about stuff that isn't fussworthy at all.

So what if he forgot to buy milk? He's going to run to the store and get some now.

He would never forget anniversaries, but he's not that extra about them. Making Dinner at home, exchanging gifts is enough for him.

But he could piss you off by breaking something. Your favorite perfume dropped onto the floor and shattered? He's buying it new, don't worry. It was a limited edition? Well, shit, he didn't know, but he's going to buy you something better-

Now, if you blow up at him, he'll stay cool. He knows when to pick a fight and when to stay down and let you let it out. (Don't ever try the silent treatment on him. A) it's not going to work and B) he hates it. Good communication is a must for him.)

But he will apologize sincerely, hand you his credit card and tell you to go ham on it.

[dadheerenj]

Do you like men. Please give me a chance. You're hot

I am a hashtag Ally, thank you 😁😊😚

[secret-third-thing]

just curious...how much do you write every day?

Rest days? none.

Bad days? ~300 words

Good days? 5k+

Most days? ~2k-3k

[allo-frouto]

How often have you had sex?

I am not having sex these days.

[novadoesartforfun]

My friend : So what's your plan for this Valentine's?

My Single Ass : Wait today is Valentine's?

[m-yg93]

Me: I am thriving in my hoe era. Men bore me. I want a pretty woman in my bed at all times.

Also me: *Gets a boyfriend*

[jules-in-a-bin]

hey happy couples!!! reminder to go fuck yourselves <333333 thanks so much have a great day!!

[cattagirl]

Looking for a wedding photographer with a portfolio that aligns w my vision and I noticed in all their accounts that all the girls who get married in the area in which I live get married in the same 2 locations

[sweetinfluencerqueen]

[joanofexys]

guys i’m ngl i kinda miss long distance dating. like dating one of my online friends and doing long distance video calls and dates that way was actually really nice in its own way. idk why but in person dating has been really difficult for me lmao

[z0mbae-izz-sl3epy]

SIGHHHHH

[levil0vesyou]