#I am very mentally ill

[grungepen]

[wokycookie2]

You're nice because you think it's the right and morally respectable way to treat someone. I'm nice because I'm terrified of people. You and I are not the same.

[sentimentallyannoying]

doctor: you have 2:18 to live, any final requests?

me:

[morroodle]

Remember the other day when I said I was thinking about making a httyd dragon evolution tree? Well I did it. It took several hours. and Oh Man is it a big boy. Hence the cut.

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I think I lost my mind a bit

For the sake of my sanity I decided to include only what I call the cannon dragons, meaning the dragons that show up in the movies or shows (9 realms is not cannon to me, I refuse to acknowledge its existence), so no video game exclusive dragons. Sorry wooly howl fans. It still ended up being like 56 dragons though and that is already very many.

I also decided to ignore dragon breeding from the games because again it's not cannon and also it makes absolutely no sense and I don't like it. I did intentionally ignore the cannon relation between changewings and dramillions too because it also makes absolutely no sense. they don't even have the same number of limbs fuck that.

The way I figured things out and organized them is kinda a mess but hopefully you can figure out what's going on well enough. It makes sense to me at least. If anyone has questions though please ask because I have thought about this very much and I will talk about it and that is a threat.

In conclusion:

[sleepsentropy]

i had to do it.

original prompt thingy:

[pinkrottingcannibal]

Imo, Hobie and Gwen are a transmasc mlm and transfem wlw in a qpr.

[sashonya-writing]

I FUCKING LOVE BNA!!!! RAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GO WACTH THAT SERIES ON NETFLIX! NOW!!! I WILL KNOW IF YOU DON'T AND FIND YOOUR HOME TO FORCE YOU TO WATCH IT WITH ME AND MY BEST MAN FLAME! AND WHILE YU'RE THERE GO WATCH LITTLE WITCH ACADEMIA, IT HAS GAYS, A TOMBOY BITCH, A LITTLE MUTE GIRL WHO IS VERY AUTISTIC AND BUILDS TINYY ROBOTS!! THANK YOU AND GOODBYE!

[chilipupper]

When you're constantly covered in bruises because of the malnutrition from starving yourself >>>>>>>>

[tlacehualli]

hit this if u want to bother me for plotting or any other such activities but also don't mind me being slow as shit

[misuutira]

Okay so I initially told myself that the Calamity AU (an H2O AU I’ve been scheming over the past couple of months) would mostly be plot-heavy and serialized, but now that I’m drafting out the story I’m finding myself getting more and more excited about the prospect of like small episodic adventures that tie into the greater narrative. 

Forget Mako angst! Forget the looming threat of the girls gradually losing their legs! I am on the verge of dedicating an entire storyline to Emma and her family where Lisa and Neil decide to invite the gang over to dinner to meet Bella and catch up, but Emma is afraid to tell her friends that her family knows her secret while her family thinks they have to hide the fact that Emma is a mermaid from her friends (they are incredibly bad at it), unbeknownst to them that Emma’s friends are mermaids as well and-

[funky-gobbo-art]

The underbosses. Guess I kinda coded Irish folks as pegasus' and Italians as unicorns...hm.... don't think too hard plz this is all for fun 😭

Burke's cutiemark is supposed to be a wrench since he's a mechanic, Vito is like...forging papers? Idk. I didn't wanna make Cassandra a zebra cause even the MLP cartoon is weird with...Zebras....but she is something thats in the same family since I'm not sure how to portray Haitians. I just...kinda made her a Zorse hhh;; idk what her cutiemark would be or if she'd even have a type of mark.

Danny Burke! Yeah he looks kinda dopey, but he's a pegasus that likes racing. His mark kinda symbolizes it.

And now Donovan. Also a pegasus, but can't fly really anymore. Maybe can flutter a little while moving around or glide for a few seconds but he's been grounded (thanks Horse Aldridge). Can't really see his mark but it is a headset for listening in on things and communications lol

Chainsmoking horse in the horse CIA and was in horse Vietnam.

[gwalch-mai]

hello stex and cats fans i’ve been diagnosed with deranged by spotify!!

pls show me your wrapped i’m very curious!!!

[fabulouslygaybean]

KISSES HIS GOOFY ASS

[17illiteratebees]

gothfield

[ewwwabug]

no puke

yummy puke

[lidya-phille]

Lass?