#I apologise in advance for the person I'll become once I see all these cards

[jovieinramshackle]

What the fuck do you mean VIL SCHOENHEIT is getting a SSR with a brand new event on JP oh my god

THE REFERENCE TO THE EVIL QUEEN.

What the fuck do you mean we're getting a new Azul SR card Masterchef Azul and Ortho?? Are we finally getting new Azul SR cards have the twst gods heard my prayers

CLUB WEAR LEONA IS COMING.

[well-shit-im-a-morosexual-now]

Hey, it's me again! The Anon that constantly comes back because I'm too lazy to play the new lessons myself.

Anyway, Lesson 30-something, what happened in it? I've just seen screenshots and most of them are Solomon blushing (which, well, can't really say I'm complaining).

Hope you answer, and I'll probably ask you about the lessons after this.

-Anon that's still somehow stuck on Lesson 31. Seriously, I should really start playing the game again soon.

I'm screaming I literally wrote this whole thing and it got deleted because tumblr refused to send it and just banished the reply into the void i want to fight someone. I'm so sorry I'm gonna bang my head against something now.

It's okay if you ask cause I need someone to rant to after lessons!

So two days before the ritual to break the pacts. Solomon is researching how to use the night dagger.

Lucifer & Satan are arguing on the staircase (cause 50% of all important conversations happen on staircases - and I mean this sincerely). Lucifer promised mammon he'd come play cards with him and Satan doesn't want him to go cause he thinks it'll be a scam (he's worried about his dad big brother❤). MC asks Satan if he's worried about Lucifer and that makes his affection go up. He asks MC to promise him to go with Lucifer and keep an eye on him. He ruffles MC's hair and gives them the same we'll still be friends talk that the others do

They go to play cards and place bets, if Mammon wins he gets Lucifer's credit card for a day and if Lucifer wins he gets mc alone for a day. You can choose whether you want mc to either play along or cheer for Lucifer. (And look my MC's performing Olympic grade gymnastics to avoid Lucifer's advances & this lesson has a lot of options to romance Lucifer that I didn't pick so...)

Lucifer gets distracted by Mammon's car before they start playing.

WE GET THE BACKSTORY ABOUT THE CAR!!!!!! AND LOOK IT'S BEING THERE FOR SO LONG WITHOUT BEING ACKNOWLEDGED THAT I WAS ALMOST CERTAIN IVE BEEN HALLUCINATING IT. the backstory was actually really cute.

Mammon really really wanted this limited edition car (it had a rare colour) so he worked his ass off and earned money to buy it (I think it's mentioned that this is the first thing he bought from his own money). But by the time he'd earned enough it had been sold out. As far as Mammon knows Lucifer spoke to the dealer and was able to find one last car (can you do that? Can you just ask them to look in the back and they'll just pop out with a car they accidentally overlooked?). BUT Lucifer recalls that he actually spoke to diavolo and called in a special favour to get the car for mammon. Lucifer tells mammon he was impressed by him and I no longer possess a physical form I'm now a bowl of goop with thumbs to type

Lucifer wins (duh) and mammon asks to speak to mc alone. He tells them that even if their pact is severed he'll always be their first man. MC says 'I won't forget.' Mammon does that stuttery thing and says something like 'don't forget.' He hugs them tight. I added a screenshot of this (& other important moments) to my first answer but I don't wanna risk it cause if I lose this again I will realistically commit homicide. But anyway this line killed me 'suddenly I feel like the invisible bond between us is even stronger than it was before'. If I wasn't a puddle before I would be now

The next day mc & Lucifer meet up to go out, Asmo and mammon complain, I'm a total dick so I don't let MC hold Lucifer's hand and it makes him sad (I cry). They meet Solomon at the gate and he says he needs to talk with MC but can wait till after. He suggests going to the carnival (from the beginning of the season) cause it's the last day at the devildom and Simeon was planning on taking Luke but had to bail to go to the celestial realm. (Also the devildom is only one city/district right? I always saw it as the capital of The Devildom as a whole)

Lucifer laments not being able to remeber their first time at the carnival, mc gets to reassure him that it's okay. They get popcorn and go on the ferris wheel.

He asks them what they spoke about last time on the ferris wheel. The answers are 'Lucifer' or 'diavolo' . if you choose diavolo he throws shade at past Lucifer for being an idiot and talking about another man when with MC (*SNORT*) .

LUCIFER CONFESSES!!!? HE SAYS "MC I LOVE YOU"?!? HE'S THE FIRST BROTHER TO DIRECTLY CONFESS AND HAVE MC DIRECTLY CONFESS BACK.HE BASICALLY SAYS 'ANYWAY PAST LUCIFER WAS A FUCKING IDIOT BUT I LOVE YOU'. my mc goes 'lol as a friend'

Yes yes ik mammon technically confessed first and did so twice (thrice?) but neither were direct. The first was him agreeing with mc about them being in love in front of someone else and the second was under the influence of the truth bracelet. Asmo confessed too but in a 'never thought I'd find someone I love more than me. That's wild' way.

After mc shoots him down he goes 'that sucks guess I'll have to try harder to make you fall for me'

@like-nxrthernstxrs if you say you love him back, you get to kiss and mammon who followed you sees and goes quiet which yeah no, no thanks

I didn't unlock the locked lessons but screenshots show that all the brothers follow them I think (imagine the nightmare of dating one of them for real tho? Like you, me and your friend Steve except Steve is your 6 brothers who want to sleep with me)

The most notable exchange during them is when Levi asks whether Lucifer seems happier without his memories (he actually is more carefree) but mammon says he wouldn't be happier because he loves all his little brothers and he wouldn't be happy if he couldnt remember them. Levi tells mammon it's gross whenever he starts acting like an actual older brother (so we've seen mammon step up to the role of a older brother every once in a while - specially when Lucifer isnt able to - and he's actually really good at it? And that's just💞💞)

When they go home, solomon's in MC's room. He goes 'so do you want the good news or bad news first? Actually they're both bad news and you're fucked lol'

The dagger is so old that it doesn't have enough power to break the bonds and even when charged with Solomon's power it isn't enough.

The only way to restore the power is to use it to stab a powerful demon in the chest and have it absorb the demon's power.

Then he gives mc the dagger and is like 'anyway go stab Lucifer in the chest or we're all gonna die'

MC's like 'what the fuck'

Solomon goes 'lol just kidding i wouldn't ask you to do that'

Solomon tells them that he spent his whole life protecting humanity and that he is willing to do anything to save it. He tells them that choosing between all of the three realms and one demon should be easy. But he can't because he knows that'll make MC sad and he doesn't want to hurt them (honestly some of the dialogue from Solomon, Simeon and even diavolo makes me wonder if they'll ever become LIs down the road)

Lucifer has been eavesdropping the whole time (obviously) and kicks Solomon out.

Mc tells time not to worry and that they'll figure something else out. He tells them that he cares about his brothers and them (he puts a bit of emphasis on MC) and that he wants them to stab him. MC keeps on protesting. He grabs their hand and makes them point the dagger to his chest. You get a choice. You can either stab Lucifer, MC or command him to 'stay'. If you choose to command him, he freezes for a sec and then tells MC they are too distraught to be able to put any actual power behind the command. He moves their hand to stab himself. The screen goes white. If you decide to stab MC he screams their name. The screen goes white

A '???' voice tells them to stop and that it's not needed. Simeon (the only person with even a single braincell in this entire game) stops their hand and tells them they've been brave. He slips an old ring on to their finger. The screen goes white.

The screen's still white but now it's white in a way that makes it look like it's sunlight blinding the screen.

Another '???' voice apologises to MC for not being able to meet them before. It asks mc why they refused to stab Lucifer. They can say it's because they love him, because they didn't want anyone to get hurt or because they wanted to find another way. And look even if you aren't romancing Lucifer you have to admit at this point of the game MC does love him and all his brothers as well.If you pick the first option the voice says that it's a good thing and that they should cherish that love and let it grow. If you choose the second it tells them they are kind. The voice then tells them that after seeing how much the brothers adore them it expected them to be wicked and that it's happy they aren't. It tells them that they don't have to worry and that the ring of light will keep their powers in check and that they should go back because the others are worried. MC wakes up to Lucifer calling their name.

I'm 90% certain the voice in Michael, 10% of me is terrified it'll turn out to be God. And look I'm not religious, I don't really believe in anything and either way I was raised in a Buddhist household so God has never been anything I believed in BUT God talking to me through an otome game is definitely not something I need rn or ever really

Mc, Solomon, Simeon and Luke are by the lake at the palace. Solomon says he can finally relate to Mammon cause Lucifer had punished him. Simeon reveals that Lucifer had punished diavolo as well and would be coming after the rest of them that kept this whole thing secret from him (And this kills me! This man loves his family so much he was not only willing to go against God and his army when his family was in danger but he was also willing to lash out at DIAVOLO who he has so much respect & loyalty towards when he accidentally put Lucifer's family in danger!??? Anyway any chance I had of solidifying into a physical state has been completely swept away)

It's revealed that Simeon may or may not have stolen the ring from Michael who still loves Lucifer and keeps a shrine to Lucifer all of Lucifer's things from the celestial realm with him. And honestly I want whatever superpower Lucifer has that allows him to act like a dick with major issues but still makes ppl just absolutely love him. (I absolutely adore how easily om! throws around the word 'love' or actions of love. And I don't mean regarding MC. I mean between the brothers, undateables, Luke and side characters. Like at this point there's no doubt that despite all their differences everyone loves each other.)

Simeon (or Luke) note that now with the ring MC is as powerful a sorcerer as Solomon and may someday surpass him. Solomon is asked of he's jealous and he says he's not and he's glad to finally have someone like him.

Solomon pulls MC aside and asks them for a favour. They can either ask what it is or say 'anything for you'. If you choose the second option he blushes. He tells them he has spent his whole life looking out for humanity (thousands of years) and that he would like to work side by side with them to protect the humans. In his own words they'd be 'partners'. You can either agree or tell him it sounds like a pain in the ass. If you agree he says that a part of him knew they'd agree. (I can't remember if this is said outloud or implied but I'm assuming this means Solomon will teach them to use actual magic thus making 3 out of 4 of my main game MCs magical apprentices. Nice.)

*Solomon refers to himself as 'the witty sorcerer' confirming that all their aliases in the cards have actual canon meaning...so Mammon's 'fallen warrior' and 'punishment party' is basically just confirming he was probably the only one classed as a fighter from all his brothers back in the celestial realm and that he's a masochist right? That's what that means?*

Barbatos arrives to welcome them and ask them to follow him.

The lesson ends.

The pre stabbing scene with Solomon and mc doesn't really follow the exact dialogue of the first scene in S2 and the backgrounds don't match either (the human world vs MC's bedroom). Now this could mean the devs fucked up or it could mean there's more BS waiting to be stirred up. Personally I believe it's the first one BUT with how determined the devs seem with turning all of Lucifer's hair white i wouldn't be surprised if it was the second either

Hope that helps 31!❤ sorry it took some time I had to take constant breaks to scream cause the app sucks :)))

[r6shippingdelivery]

I'm craving for something sweet, so if you are free, how do each couple had their first kiss? I'll ask for Kapkan/Glaz, Rook/Doc, Thatcher/Thermite and Castle/Maverick. Thanks and sorry for the possible long ask... >_

You’re in luck cause I’m always craving sweet stuff as well, and I can’t resist those ships you put there the first and last ones are pure bait but I’m swalling it hook, line and sinker 😄

OKAY, so I know this was sent like ages ago, but I started to answer it, saved in my drafts… and then I kinda forgot it was there, sorry 😅

Kapkan/Glaz

They probably danced around each other for weeks, a never-ending cycle of getting closer and closer, then panicking and avoiding each other, then get closer again cause they missed each other’s company. 

No matter how inconspicuous they thought they were, nobody would miss the huge amounts of ust in the room when they were both in front of each other. The rest of the team was probably going crazy and just hoping one of them would do something else than just eye-fuck each other from across the room and pine like idiots. However, the more people pointed the very transparent chemistry between them, they would panic and avoid each other again. Absolutely maddening. 

It happened quite out of the blue. Kapkan went in search of Glaz to ask if he wanted to come with him to the firing range, and found the sniper painting. He pointed that Glaz had paint on his face, and after the sniper only managed to smudge the paint further, he tried to clean it for him. The moment he stepped towards the sniper, he ended up kissing Glaz and seconds later froze as he realized what he was doing. He only relaxed again when Glaz brought him closer and kissed back. He hadn’t expected Glaz would be such a good kisser, and ended up equal parts flustered and deliriously happy.

Doc/Rook

I always imagined Doc, while attracted to Rook, was wary of taking the first step, since there’s quite the age difference between them and he can’t shake the feeling that Rook wasn’t really interested in him. Sure, he spent an inordinate amount of time with Doc, but only because Rook was helping him and even learning some tricks to help as a back-up doc in an emergency. And he was always helpful and bringing him small gifts, but that’s because Rook was just a genuinely nice person. And Rook certainly was all of that, but he was also getting frustrated that Doc didn’t seem to notice his flirting and advances.

So one day, after noticing that Rook had been kinda clumsy in comparison to his usual demeanor, and he looked kinda nervous as well, Doc told him he was free to go and get some rest since he seemed tired. To which Rook smiled, told him to not stay up until too late either, and gave Doc a goodnight smooch. He was aiming for the corner of the mouth and cheek, but Doc turned his head to say something and instead it was a proper kiss and Rook might have even let out a little sigh of satisfaction. And next morning, both their besotted and beaming smiles were pretty telling of what had changed between them.

Thatcher/Thermite

Thatcher knew there was something else aside from their friendship down there, bubbling under the surfce, but most of the time he elected to ignore that. It was less complicated that way. However, he couldn’t deny having the American around was nice, and even with his goofy attitude, he was sharp and witty, and more than once Thatcher had gotten the impression Thermite acted way happier than he really felt. All in all, he was surprised to realise he considered the American to be a good friend.

Sometimes they went together to the pub, to drink and play pool. Bets were made, copious amounts of alcohol were had, and Thermite ended drunker than he had been in a long time. However, a drunk Thermite meant an extremely talkative Thermite, who wouldn’t shut up about how fucking wonderful his friend Thatcher was, how accomplished and amazing; and how handsome he was and Thermite hoped to be half as fit as he was when he reached Thatcher’s age; and how he dreamt more than once to kiss Thatcher cause he had a crush the size of a mountain and the other man sadly didn’t feel the same.

Next morning Thermite awoke with a hedache in Thatcher’s boat-home, and he tried to play the “can’t remember a thing” card. Thatcher was having none of it, he wanted the truth. And after Thermite admitted that everything he said was true, Thatcher went “it’s a fookin’ relief I wasn’t the only one thinking about kissing!”. Perhaps it wasn’t the most romantic setting, but neither of them would forget that first kiss in the deck of Thatcher’s boat, wind and sea spray hitting dramatically and forcing them to retreat inside.

Castle/Maverick

Maverick’s PTSD had been getting worse, nightmare keeping him from sleeping. He was quickly becoming another Jackal, always wandering the halls at night, and Castle was worried for him. He looked  drained and on the verge of a collapse. When Six said all of the Americans would be doing some teambuilding exercises, Castle was surprised to see interest in Maverick’s expression.

It turned out that a couple of days with his friends and teammates, away from their usual environment, was exactly what Maverick needed. He still had trouble sleeping, but Castle made up some bullshit about not being tired either and stayed with him, both reading and quietly talking and mixing different languages in their conversation through the night. Maverick would apologise from keeping Castle from sleep, but Castle laughed it off saying it had been a great night. Then they have a moment of looking at each other intensely, and when Castle quietly asks what would Maverick do if he kissed him, Maverick just goes for it. The moment may or may not be broken by a still half asleep Ash in search of a cup of coffee. She might had seen them, smile at lovely image, and quietly retreated to the kitchen tho.

(Completely unrelated to the first kiss thing, but I have the headcanon that Castle’s rescue dogs usually are very nervous meeting new people but they loved Maverick and were friendly with him from the first moment they met. And Maverick is the embodiment of “I love them and would kill to protect them and their owner)