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dead-inside-cx · 1 year

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I MIGHT NOT BE IN THE FANDOM ANYMORE BUT DABIHAWKS HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD STILL!

Me: *leaves the fandom*

Dabihawks: NOT SO FAST

Who need canon when you can have gay<3

#dabihawks #I don't need canon I have gay

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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theminecraftbee · 3 months

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incidentally if you don't see much of me for a bit: side order has reminded me that i do, in fact, DEEPLY enjoy splatoon 3, lol, and i am maybe a touch distracted by that,

#haven't QUITE beaten all the palettes yet #although i finally hit the critical mass of 'back in practice after like a whole year' and 'hacks' to win with weapons i'm bad at #so i may beat all of them soon...#ALSO. CANON GAY CEPHALPODS. YOU CANNOT ARGUE THEY AREN'T CANON LESBIANS AND IN LOVE.#THERE IS (genuinely) NO OTHER EXPLANATION.#MARINA GETS MAD AT ACHT FOR FLIRTING WITH PEARL IN FRONT OF HER. THEY NEED 'SPECIAL ALONE TIME'. MARINA WAS GONNA SAY SHE LOVED PEARL #ITS CANON BABY I'M SO HAPPY #anyway. love this game. the squids.#(also i guess they DO avoid having marina or pearl ever say OUTRIGHT 'i love you' or kiss which i GUESS means we might get into localizatio #-arguments i've done fandoms like this before but i don't CARE they are CANON LET'S GO.)#ALSO ACHT/DEADFISH CANON THEY/THEM #basically i love it.

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zaacoy · 1 year

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The sillys!! Back at it again!!!

#When you casually trip and fall into the arms of your beloved in the most gay way possible #Would they canonically be this sappy over one of them literally just tripping? no #will that stop me? also no :3c #Because I am evil and devious and will minorly mischaracterize my favorite characters whenever I want mwahahaha #Pacing is kind of bad but it is a-okay because theym #I am so normal about them in particular heeheehoo #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #lego monkey kid fanart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #Lmk #lmk pigsy #lmk tang #Many more freenoodles ideas but I don't have the time to execute them yet sigh #Still have 5 more exams and 2 big experiment things I need to get through + some projects I think #+ normal school work and then I'll be freeeee #Late may through June is going to be so so fun I can't wait to flood the masses with freenoodles #Zaacoy art💫

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fallloverfic · 8 months

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Okay... you got me. They're cute.

(Screencaps from the trailer for the upcoming series Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix, featuring the apparent protagonist, Dolph Laserhawk and his canonical boyfriend, Alex Taylor, whom Ubisoft describes as "the love of his life").

Also Tokyopop is doing the comic adaptation and dang the cover art by Bayou Kun "for the "boys love manga adaptation" - iOS

(Though as a disclaimer, I wouldn't recommend buying this, it's pretty bad)

#Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix #Dolph Laserhawk #Alex Taylor #hello #I mean if you feel the urgent need to reference Liefeld #making it super damn and canonically gay is a must #also it's ubisoft and I don't trust them as far as I can throw them #but kudos to whoever got this through #they're fucking adorable #this is a weird intersection of three terrible companies that weirdly looks good #Ubisoft Netflix and Tokyopop can fuck off #also I watched a playthrough of the DLC this is based off of and I don't think you have to bother if you don't care #no cry of far knowledge required imo #think this is a case of 'our fanfic got away from us' and good

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thelostgirl21 · 8 months

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"...there’s something star-crossed about these two. There is a deep connection there, but the turmoil, war and politics of this world are pretty intent on pulling them away from each other." - Joey Batey (x)

Yeah...

Just so you know, if you're a guy with a 3 syllable name that begins with "R", and you so happen to experience a strong case of love at first sight for someone that sort of happens to be named "Juliet" or "Julian", you might find yourself facing a few obstacles getting in the way of your relationship.

Just saying!

#Jaskier #a.k.a.#Julian Alfred Pankratz #Radovid #Radskier #The Witcher #Romeo + Juliet #Radovid + Julian #I sense a pattern...#Thankfully since Joey was quite adamant he didn't want to do the romance if they were planning on going with queer stereotypes #I'm assuming they'll be avoiding to go the “bury your gays” route with these two #Also read an article at some point where he mentioned that it felt important to make sure that the queer romance would feel as significant #and important and have as much influence on what happens in the show as the heterosexual ones (I'm assuming Yenralt).#So that's sort of why I'm cautiously hopeful they'll work things out...#And continue to further develop the romance in future Seasons...#And yeah... For people that are familiar with the books let's simply say that we have a really good reason to wish for Jaskier #to have someone that truly loves him to take care of him and support him through certain rougher times ahead...#Trust me on this it's not a want it's a freaking need #I won't be able to emotionally survive the end of the series if it sticks to the canon book ending if Radovid isn't there #and they don't give these two some sort of a happy ending...#My Posts #My Stuff

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grantwilsonenjoyer · 26 days

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i don't feel like making a proper post rn but Hiii dndads tumblr. can i offer you a college au grant/sparrow fic in these trying times. <3 feat. sparrow being sweet and grant being Dramatic As Hell

#dndads #sparrow oak #grant wilson #guys i am ngl i still don't know if they have an actual ship name #i have been writing them for a while now.. i should prob know #anyways. irrelevant #what IS relevant is the dramatic grant thing. i think we as a fandom need more of him being Dramatic And Gay #truly a tragedy that we didn't get more of that in canon

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the-valiant-valkyrie · 5 months

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does this make sense do you guys get this

#ieytd #crackpost #am i tagging all these guys #i guess i am #john juniper #commander solaris #the fabricator #dr zor #hivemind #roxana prism #the only reason i made this chart is because of hivemind i'll be honest #the only difference between zor's evil laugh and john's is that john does it for the sake of the bit #zor does it because they're a little freak and can't contain their malicious excitement sometimes #prism does NOT have an evil laugh she's built differently. she just gets happy in a normal way.#her ass is not beating the good-at-heart allegations #fabby and solaris are just canon i don't need to explain them.#can you believe they're the only two to evil laugh in canon. its so sad. gay people get everything these days

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moongothic · 3 months

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May I ask for married lizards head cannons (Dragon x Crocodile)

Unfortunately, honestly, I don't really have Dragodile headcanons at all, mainly because we know so little about Dragon it's kind of hard for me to imagine what he'd be like in a relationship with anyone, let alone with the meanest reptile on the planet

Aside from Dragon being the worst lay Crocodile ever had but to be fair that is at least 38% a joke headcanon

#Moon posting #Asks #OP Meta #Dragodile #When your husband has had the honor of having a dick for 34 years and still hasn't figured out how to actually use it #🐊''Do I need to get one myself just to show you how it's done''#🐉 ''You prommy? 🥺👉👈''#There is something extremely funny about Crocodile being so mean and the idea that Dragon was INTO that #Although I often suggest that Dragon might be just plain straight- mainly because I can't imagine Oda making Gay Dragodile canon #There is something very interesting to me about the idea that Crocodile could've been Dragon's Bisexual Awakening #But he never understood that at the time. And by the time he realized he was still into Croc even as a man like. The Divorce had happened #(And if The Divorce had been bad... Could it have been partially due to Dragon's own internalized homophobia?)#And IDK I think that could lead into some interesting story directions but. Alas. Again. Can't imagine it happening #Like I can imagine Oda giving Luffy not just two dads but making one of them trans #I can't imagine Oda giving us not just a canon gay couple but making them the protagonist's own parents #Like I don't want to entertain the thought too much because knowing it'd never happen would just make me sad lol

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theophagie · 3 months

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Bnha break weeks are hell save me Horikoshi there's idiots in here.......

#i don't support all bkdks some of you are horrible people............#the same person who said that shippers who don't think they're going to be canon have internalised homophobia #and that got all pissy that people brought up ryoutoutsukai/dual wielding = bisexuality in slang thanks to the fantasy au #now saying that izuku being bi would. and i quote. ''bring nothing to the story except checking a representation box #that's already been checked and followed up on with a different character'' and that ''what we need is a fully explicitly gay mc''#shocking. completely unexpected. who would have thought.#mytext #salty #bnha #animanga

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swashbucklery · 8 months

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I know I am never going to be a Star Wars Fandom Person and that I am not reacting to Ahsoka the way the rest of the internet is reacting because that was, without a doubt, the funniest dumbest gay thing I've ever seen??? HER STORMTROOPER FRIENDS LEFT

AND SHE STARTED CRYING

AND THEN RAN AWAY ON A WOLF (yes it's a howler i know it's a howler shh) TO BE SAD IN THE MOORS ALONE FOREVER(????)

NO ONE GIVE HER A HUG THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE, I need to see her carve BAYLAN SUX into the side of a spaceship with her lightsaber. I need to see her dramatically tearing up as she learns that Evil Doesn't Pay I want her to listen to Space Evanescence alone in her room in the dark I need her to go to the Space Hot Topic and spend too much money on nail polish that DEFINITELY DOESN'T MAKE HER THINK OF SABINE this is critical to my enjoyment of Star Wars.