#I gotta make rent💀

[scorpioracha]

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Ima jus drop this…

Cash app: bunnypuprinxess

I take morsels and crumbs folks

Nah but fr things have been kind of tough and I’m not above begging for help but it’s also kinda humiliating but help if you can but if you can’t than that’s totally fine and I understand, Have a nice day 🤍

Update: I promise a bitch was not hacked or anything, this is a genuine cry for help🥰

[mjtheartist04]

*sigh*….today was not my day

It was a long tiring day and work for the past few days was…something💀 people just know how to make you feel like crap sometimes.

But I am home now and ya know what makes me feel better???…

Drinking hot cocoa and Drawing my blorbo :]

[aboyscriminalrecord]

Hi friend, gotta question for you.

Cause I'm lacking on inspiration juice rn would you be willing to give any Vee's shenanigans or any character ideas?

If not that's perfectly fine! Hope you have a great day, take breaks if you need to and drink some water.

GLADLY 😍🙏

Vague but- both Valentino and Vox have mind control-y powers, smth to do with that could be fun

The vees fighting for your attention is always fun 🤭 like reader just trying to work while one the vees is constantly pestering them about “come model for me”, “I’m bored come entertain me” etc

Date nights 🤭 Velvette dragging you off to choose your outfit, makeup etc. Vox renting out an entire restaurant just for you. Valentino…being there idk 💀

Gifts!! these mfs 100% spoil the FUCK outta you. Like wasn’t fat nuggets a gift to Angel from Val (idk if that’s canon or a headcanon but the vees constantly buying you shit eeee) like jewellery 100% I can imagine Vox buying reader a choker with his name on it or smth

Valentino taking you with him to bars, or to his studio while he’s filming porn so he can show you off

Vox watching you through cameras, there isn’t enough smut of him getting off to watching you (consensually)

Val or Vox sitting you in their lap while they work 😩

Velvette purposefully dressing you in outfits that are too revealing just to watch you get all flustered

Wearing any of the vees clothes and them going absolutely crazy for it: Vox spending the entire day thinking about you wearing only his shirt. Valentinos shirt is wayyyy to big it’s practically falling off you (bro is taking that as a ‘I should take it off of you’). And velvette using it as an excuse to dress you up even more

Bonus:

Alastor watching you with his shadow (it’s totally to make sure you are ok and not because he’s just a lil creepy)

🤭 I hope I could offer at least a lil inspo 🙏

[vvmylove]

Can you do a Gitae Kim vs kwak Jichang who will wins reader heart headcanon?

Who will win readers heart?

May contain some suggestive ideas

Gitae

Okay I can understand that he is hot and "oh please ruin my life," but I don't know much about him. He is very cold-blooded and won't hesitate to take another person's life for his own satisfaction.

He gives off the same vibes as Eugene💀.

Hear me out: You cannot tell me Gitae is bad in bed- is swear this man is aggressive and will use you- some people may be into that. I mean, I wouldn't mind being tossed around (by goo)

I have a sense that even though he may be boy trash(positive), he is very loyal and protective. Insane but in a positive way. He will kill for you, he will die for you, he will stay by your side no matter what.

Would come home after a long fight with flowers and a box of cigarettes talking about "Short-cake, I got ya my favorite beer (emphasis on HIS favorite) but you wouldn't mind it. He does seem like the type to rub your back afterwards.

Would drive you around in his little junk car he spent a fortune trying to fix while blasting music. He seems like a careless driver, but anything for the trill ya know! He would drive at night on the highway, blasting music as he slams his foot on the gas pedal. One hand will be on your thigh while the other on the steering wheel.

He is very carefree about things. It doesn't matter if you dress like a slut or go out in lingerie because this man can FIGHT. If any man looks your way, he will just throw some sort of weapon at him. There is no need for him to go over there and kick his ass when anything around him can be used as a weapon.

THIS MAN WILL SPOIL YOU! Doesn't matter if he doesn't have money, he will find and spoil you. Though, he wont put in much effort into spoiling you. He will just be like "take my card babe," while he goes to kiss Charles' ass.

This dude? WOULD RUN AWAY WITH YOU!! All you gotta do is say so and this man will sweep you off your feet and start walking out the door. He wouldn't mind living in a cabin, as long as you cook. Will hunt a bear with his bare hands.

Jichang

They say the guys with a J name will mess your life up, WRONG!!! (unless yall break up). this FINE MAN will treat you right. Yall already KNOW that this man is classy. Will treat you right. Very Loyal.

I lowkey feel like this dude has attachment issues. He can only focus on one thing (person) at a time. So you gotta make sure his eyes aren't on anyone else's.

Though, he would love spoiling you. He would put more thought into it, buying your favorite things. He would rent out a venue just because you said you wanted to dance, buying you an expensive dress that you saw on Pinterest, a display of food on the table as he stands there in his suit. "Princess, this is all for you."

He would make a house a home- you cannot tell me this man doesn't know how to cook. All you need to do is give him a recipe and watch him cook. He will pick you up by the waist and place you on the counter. "Give me a min hon," he says before placing a peck on the lips, then goes back to cooking.

WILL HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU!!!! IDC IDC

Stares at you in awe all the time idc idc this man STARES at you.

He is the comforter, always comforting you. He will cuddle with you in his arms, play with your hair, feed you sweets, all while whispering cute little things in your ear. I fear this man loves romance a little too much.

WILL TRY TO GET INSPIRATION TO TREAT YOU RIGHT OFF TV SCENES. Hear me out. In a movie he will see some cringe kissing scene reenact it with you. Its more like, you both are on a date outside, walking by the beach, he would spin you around by grabbing onto your shoulder then kiss you. This cringe mf.

I got a lot of good things to say about this man idk hes just a lover.

I think it depends on the man you prefer. We are all delulu here. If you prefer a more insane and possessive (Gitae) or a more calm and classy man (Jichang).

[accio-victuuri]

how many cpns can you get from a 7 second douyin by wyb? 💚💚💚

The Douyin King is back! I know i’m not the only one who missed his random ass douyin posts. They are very much welcome, he is free to share one everyday. I’m cackling at the comparison going around between WYB and other people. So, the rest of the celebrities and influencers are posting on a regular basis per month and have different topics.

photos at work, travel photos, interests/hobbies. this line represents the whole year. there is another diagram that shows how many per line, like 1-2 or more. then you have wang yibo 😂😂😂

line 1 : I'm busy at work and have no time. // line 2: I don’t have time to skateboard, ride a motorcycle or play golf // line 3: Visit my gege’s camping site and the volcano scenery is very good and has a lot of material// line 4: happy and don’t have much time// line 5: Shoot whoever is lucky enough to shoot!

then all the lines after is when he will post — shows that he will share a lot towards the end of the year to keep up with KPI. lol. he is rushing his homework again, to the point that on the video, people are searching what wyb’s kpi mean. which is the engagement metrics he needs to reach and now he gotta work on it, even the fans know and expect it.

the memes are also hilarious! 😂😂😂 ( cat memes below ) basically him working on making his “cool” posts to the internet.

Honestly, never change yibo. We love you as you are, Our Gremlin Best Actor. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

That was a long intro, now let’s move on to the sweets & CPN…..

• @rainbowsky already talked about the messenger bird CPN & how it might be for ZZ’s Hennessy endorsement.

• similarity in how sometimes, they just wanna post an emoji for caption. this one is a cute parallel from 2021 and 2023. If you wanna further clown with WYB using kadian 13 for yizhan then go ahead too 😌

• it is being compared to him referencing his shoes before, picking up his shoes ( xie zi ) (xz) ; and now it’s another homophonic clue ( jm ) ⬇️⬇️⬇️

yes we know that you get to meet more often now cause you are both in Beijing! It’s so cool how their language can be used for so many things and you can play with it to send different meanings. international fans could never 💀💀💀💀

• talking about picking up and meeting, cpfs remembered ZZ’s 11/17/21 douyin post. It’s the one with him and a light saber and a sexy transformation. Going by his clothes, I’m thinking it was what he wore during the DC tencent conference and at the time of posting it was already considered as leftover. but I could be wrong, cause he might have worn other leather jackets that year for ads.

anyway, the point is — please compare the background of the rooms. the walls. you know. add the floor too. 👀

look, this isn’t the most unique type of interior. i would say it’s pretty basic like how we clown about hotel curtains. i’m guessing yibo’s is an evisu shoot sometime ago ( cause his hair is not that fluffy anymore idk if his stylist did something to make it like that even with his recent cut ). this place may be a studio of sorts that can be rented out and they just happen to have filmed there.

or… or…..

this could be XZS office. or one of their rented office. Why? this CPN is similar to the one in 2020. How we speculated that the birthday shoot was done in XZS office so ZZ could supervise the direction of the shoot too.

we also love to talk about how xzs and ybo office are right next to each other ( it’s a fact xzs is close to yuehua building actually ) so maybe that can be an explanation too 😂😂😂 it’s not uncommon for an office to have a separate space to do regular photoshoots so maybe theirs have that. or this could have been done after and wyb dropped off their office and took this.

hahahahahaha! so many explanations all because of a wall. that’s the kind of life we turtles have 🙃

Personally, i’m hoping for a 24 hour relay between them. 🙏🏼

-END.

[sillygayoscfan]

aircorn headcanons because they make me unwell

Send help these goobers have taken over my brain

anyway for those who dont know aircorn is Airy x Popcorn from Hfjone/Showvember. Yeah. Hear me out yall i swear—

ok anyway headcanon time (aka me rambling about two characters who have never even interacted and arent even from the same show)

・Popcorn is such a physically affectionate person. Airy being the touch starved guy he is takes a bit to warm up to it, but once he does he loves it.

・completely convinced airy is Popcorn’s gf he went to peru with in episode 2 i am prepared to fight over this

・they rented a cute little air bnb and went to the beach and ate at restaurants and bought sunglasses and and and!!!!!

・popcorn is such a kleptomaniac😭

・like she steals from everything but mainly airy. There’s a whole space in her closet dedicated to random shit she took from him. Plants, clothes, spoons, etc

・oh yeah popcorn got airy a house in her universe too (though they eventually just sell it since airy spends so much time at her house he basically lives with popcorn)

・Maybe like after he died he messed with the radio right but got it wrong and got sent to showvember instead and now he just lives there

・Popcorn makes all the decisions. Where to go, what to do etc. Sure Airy does have a say in it and could just go do something else if he wanted to but he’s chill with it so 🤷🏻

・She will randomly just pick him up and carry him around everywhere even though he’s taller than her 😭

・Airy is like. Stupidly ticklish. And Popcorn finds it so funny

・she’ll just sneak up behind him and poke the little button on his back and he shrieks and jumps three feet in the air and popcorn just cracks up

・Besides physical affection, popcorn’s love language is gift giving. Though most of her gifts are just things she wanted and will steal back later 💀

・they bake together!!!! They’re both really bad at it but it’s fun so it’s worth it

・they’re both so autistic to me (popcorns gotta side of adhd too)

・Airy is more sensitive to loud sounds and bright lights while Popcorn is more affected by smell and texture

・Popcorn is very spontaneous, but Airy likes to have a set routine so most schedules are a mess in their household.

okay im done now thank you for coming to my ted talk

[fertilize-my-eggs]

Getting some sugar from the king

A/N: this is other reupload, don't worry I'll be making three parts to this, I remember someone ask me for a sugar daddy shigaraki x reader soo I hope the smut in the next few days, btw this older tenko and he's gonna be season six soo not a skinny gamer boy. ( I KNOW THIS IS CRINGE LEAVE ME ALONE )

Warnings: ddlg + age gap + insecure reader + slightly antsy + little masturbation.

You sigh heavily, your face is covered in sweat as you begin to tear up a bit, you are on the floor curled into a ball… crap I can't pay rent for this apartment.

You feel stressed from college, having a job and still can't pay the rent. You pull your phone out and ask your friend for advice.

You: [ hey bestie… I need some advice for paying this rent and I… Idk what to do please help >n< ] 

You click send and wait for a few minutes, you hear a bing from your phone and begin to read.

Number 1# bestie: [ Hoiii~!! Uhh I'm not sure bestie but you have to promise not to get mad? ]

You: [ mhmm why? If it's something crazy then I will murder you -_- ]

Number 1# bestie: [ pleaseeee bestie promise me >.< ]

You remove the sweat from your face as you begin to type.

You: [ alright… fine I promise now tell me. ]

They were typing, then pausing for a few seconds then typing again.

You let out a loud gasp as your eyes wided.

Number 1# bestie: [ okiee!! How about you find yourself a sugar daddy?? 0.0 I meant I've been a sugar baby for quite a while and I-... Been thinking they will help you out plus you need to relieve some stress girly… gets some d in you😏😜  ]

You cover your mouth, start to laugh.. Me as a sugar baby??? Would anyone give me money that easily? You begin to sigh long and heavily as your head taps the wall.

No one's gonna want a fat woman like me, you knew your best friend almost your whole life. You were more curvy while they were slim and petite. She could get anyone that fast and you weren't really interested in dating in the past but hey gotta get some quick buck to pay rent.

You: [.... Okay I'll try but it's just gonna paid rent… you play too much lmaoooo 💀💀 ]

You: [ soo uhh how do I get a sugar daddy? ]

You hear the bing again and see she's sent a link.

Number 1# bestie: [ this is where I find my men!! Goodluck on finding some men and good dick~!! >v<]

You: [ STOP YOU PLAY TOO MUCH!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN…. But thanks you bestie luv u😊💕 LMAOOOO  ]

You see the laughing emojis and some spicy emojis along with it as you roll your eyes.

You click the link and it pops into a website as you begin to read, you get a little nervous but you need the cash fast..

After creating an account, you start to scroll, you see different men with different status and your eyes begin to wided.

How the hell do they get so much money??

You click on a profile that has very interesting photos and status.

Name: tenko shimura

Gender: male

Age: 45

Status: one billion

 looking for a long term, someone to keep me company and unlock a player two to play with. (Looking for 20-45 women, close by)

He's really an interesting human being… Wait, is he a gamer?? You look at the photos of him as he is in some casual wear, sometimes even a shirtless pic or two… you can't help but get flustered, he's pretty athletic and has some scars on his-... Oh my god is that a cat???

You zoom in to see he has two cats and corgi.

Oh my god… I need to message him.

You begin to type a simple sweet message hopefully he'll be interested in me.

You slowly get up from the floor to get ready for a shower.

You check your phone to see if he messaged back and he did.

Tenko: [ Hello Y/n, thank you for the message. Do you want to meet up? ]

You thought about it and messaged back.

You: [ sure!! We're can meet up by that new coffee cafe shop I hear it's has cats and I've never went there =D tomorrow? I'm available. ] 

You put the clothes on the counter of your small restroom as you begin to remove your clothing as you look at the message.

Tenko: [ sure wear something nice okay pretty? ] 

You start to blush red, wear something nice.. I-.. Uhh I don't have anything fancy like a dress.

You: [ oh I-... I don't have an nice outfit tho. ]

There was little silence in your room until you heard the bing again and your eyes wided more.

Tenko: [ don't worry, we can go shopping after coffee ;) ]

Your cheeks feel like it's on fire and type back.

You: [ awww really? You don't have to… you're too sweet. ]

Tenko: [ shush, I gotta spoil my player two after all. ]

You felt more red and had a huge smile on your face… it's just a payment for rent that all.. As you message back.

You: [ *link* There the coffee shop meet at 8am goodnight tenko~!! ]

Tenko: [ goodnight player two hope you sleep well ;) ]

That wink emoji… I think he's just being playful, you sigh dreamily as you hop into the shower, taking a long shower to get ready for tomorrow.

You feel your belly getting warm and giggle softly.

You start to clean everything, shave your body parts.. I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care, he seems very laid back and chill to talk to for 45 years old.

You wonder, he has very long hair, he probably wears it in a bun or ponytail then you feel your core getting heated.

You slowly have dirty thoughts going through your head as you dream of having a rich gamer have his way with you.

Your fingers slide down your wet body to rub your clit.

Imagine it's his finger and soft gentle voice whispering in your ear.

" you're so wet for me angel. " you pant softly, would he be gentle or rough with you.

Your finger speeds up faster and your other hand moves to your entrance.

"such a filthy whore, you love being played like this?" You nod your head fast into your own dirty fantasy.

You wonder if he can last long or have a big penis… I mean size doesn't matter to you but god hopefully he will be a great lover in bed and doesn't last like two seconds like older men do.

You quietly giggle, your high getting close as you slide two fingers inside.

" mhmm don't stop.. Tenko. " You mumble to yourself.

You finally reach your high when you rub your clit fast, imagine his body being close to you and smelling your sweet scent.

Your body twitches, shaking a bit as you sigh softly.

Fuck… yeah my friend right about one thing, I need to get laid fast.

You quickly get out, take a quick dry off your body then head to your bedroom.

can't wait for tomorrow you thought as you begin to sleep cozy in your soft queen size bed.

[wuffgang-ameowdeus-moozart]

more tattooed Lucy because I'm unwell about her:

she got her second ever tattoo after receiving her first paycheck

still not the best decision but at least she was a bit smarter about it this time around

(she never did quite manage to properly learn the whole "how to handle money" thing. as her rent always makes sure to remind her. again and again💀. but that's a completely different topic lol)

this time she set aside a certain amount for the tattoo and immediately started by discussing the prices lol

(okay maybe she went a teensy bit over the limit she had given herself but it was worth it okay)

at first she wasn't sure what she wanted to get, just that it should be something in honor of her mother

she searched for an artist with pretty much the opposite art style to her sleeve

her first tattoo was made out of spite while her second out of longing..... it's a whole thing okay she loves looking at her life through the lense of a fairy tale or story and that includes metaphors and parallels and shit (writers amiright🙄)

she was admittedly relieved when she found one that was also a woman, considering she knew she wanted this one to be right above her heart (and. you know. boobs.)

this was also her first tattoo in color

after some brainstorming she decided on a very minimalist version of the main character of her favorite children's book

(her mother used to read it to her almost every night. Layla still made an effort, even as she lost more and more strength, even as she got bedridden, even as speaking got more and more difficult. Lucy hadn't been able to bring herself to reread it ever since she died)

funnily enough the artist also used to love this book. it was a weirdly intimate and cathartic experience to gush about the story with a stranger (Lucy claimed the tears were due to pain, though she isn't sure the artist believed her)

whenever she has privacy she starts walking around bra- and shirtless so she can admire her new tattoo (it turns into a habit.)

that is also part of the reason she will later be so pissed at natsu for entering her house without warning so often. a girl's gotta have her me-time !!

(this new habit is admittedly also partly fueled by spite. if her father knew he would probably have an aneurysm - a thought that never fails to amuse her greatly)

Lucy starts looking out for tattoo designs on other people

if she finds something she particularly likes she'll even approach them to ask where they got it done

Lucy: oh! I should get a design for every constellation!!

Lucy, looking down at her (empty) wallet: .....I have unleashed a beast.

[dirtysvthoughts]

okayy now imagine going to party (looking hot is a must) and ordering your favorite drink,, your friend nudges you to look at the side to where mingyu leans against the wall. his intense gaze on your body, his strong arms gripping the beer in his hands and a sinister inviting smirk towards your direction.

hhsbskahsksbk can you tell im going feral?!?!? 😭😭😭

AHHHHH YES A MINGYU ASK, WE DID IT JOE! 😆 i feel like in order to make it in the svt smut world, you at least gotta have one mingyu ask or fic written - so, momma i made it LOL💀💀 thanks for the lovely ask! 😘

a/n: i feel like i make my casual asks into whole drabbles that require a word count and tags lol, but i wanna give y’all as much detail as possible so you can feel things 😭😭 if they are a bit long, do let me know and that’ll be something i work on for the future! but for now, it’s time for mingyu horknee hours 😈😈😈

i’m pretty sure we’ve all seen those photos of gyuhao in busan (i’ll drop them for reference), and whew chileeeee- both of them looked so hot, so this ask is gonna be based off that!

imagine going to busan with friends for a few days, and during the weekend, you guys decide to hit up a popular club in the city. every single one of you saved your hottest outfit just for this night, and the moment you guys step through the doors, everyone has their eyes on you. you know you look good as your dress is hugging your body in all the right places.

as you guys order rounds of drinks at the bar, laughing and enjoying each other’s company, one of your friends gently nudges you and points in the direction of the nearest wall to you guys. your eyes widen as you take in the sight standing in front you: the most attractive, beautiful man you’ve ever seen - his gorgeous tan skin, his height, his sculpted muscles peeking through his short sleeve shirt- he looks too good to be true, like a greek god.

he holds a lager in his hand, and is dressed head to toe in one of the finest luxury brands - was it burberry? prada? versace? you couldn’t tell from where you were sitting, but the thought of such an attractive and expensive person sharing eye contact with you is enough to get your legs crossing. tightly.

“he’s been eyeing you for a while now, y/n,” your friend giggles tipsily, as you silently wave at him. he smirks back at you and waves back, your face automatically flushing and turning away at his simple, yet insanely hot gesture. “i’m jealous, he’s probably the best looking man in this entire club.”

you get up from your seat at the bar, approaching this mystery man, refusing to break eye contact with him.

“y/n… where are you going?” your friend whines at missing your touch, nearly falling out of their seat as they reach for you. “you were my support..”

“i’ll be back in a minute, there’s - just something i wanna do first,” you say as you move away from the bar and finally approach the man. you cross your arms and smirk at him, trying to look unbothered when you were already turned on.

“you finally came,” he takes a sip of his lager and puts it back down on the table next to him. “i’ve been craving you next to me since the minute i saw you,” he says as his eyes move down to you body, melting at the thought of how your breasts looked in your tight ass dress and getting hard at the thought of your boobs out of it.

his words go immediately to your core and it takes everything in you not to moan right then and there. “funny how you’ve been craving me - but yet, we don’t even know each other’s names,” you say as you boldly approach him closer, nearly chest to chest.

“mingyu,” he bends down and whispers into your ear. “think you can tell me yours if we move someplace a little less crowded? i rented a section in the corner.”

you take his arm and wrap it around your waist, smirking at him as he watches in arousal.

“lead the way.”

[misslavenderlady]

Don't mind me popping in here to pay my rent ✨️

David gives me vibes that'd he'd be the most interested in Bree's fascination for monsters/creatures of the night- specifically her novels. I can just imagine he even knew a few older ones himself- of course he only ever skimmed through them and never sat down to read them thoroughly...👀

Paul and Marko sometimes fight like little cartoon characters over who gets her attention. You can't tell me otherwise. While she's 'checking them for injuries' these two are squabbling and hitting each other while her back is turned. It's even worse if she decides to hang out with them in her free time- they're fighting over who's bike she's riding, who she's going with on the rides, who's buying her the pretty thing she pointed out or the treat she thought looked good, it never ends. 💀

Dwayne is most likely the only one who wouldn't... Exactly 'lie' about his injuries, given sometimes accidents happen when he's working with mechanics and his bike, but they're nothing fatal or... You know... Something you need to see the doctor for. He'll use ANY excuse to go get checked up by the pretty nurse at the hospital, no matter how many times she tells him how it's nothing but a scratch, or a little bruise. He always just flashes a charming grin and says: "You can never be too safe, right? 'Gotta come to the expert herself just to be sure."

Michael giving her rides home 🥺 wether in a car or on his old bike doesn't matter, he just wants her to be safe going home at night- given his... Past experience. Sometimes he just asks if he can tail behind her if she brings her own ride, I feel he's just very protective over her- but tries his best to keep space and not seem too clingy. OMG but could you imagine if they carpool or something to work? I can see early mornings spent with Bree coming to the Emerson house waiting for Michael to get ready and having some small talk with Lucy, who takes the time to make her some breakfast. [Also totally not dropping hints about getting her son married and grand-babies wink wink]

CHERRY! YOU! YOU GET ME, QUEEN!!!

Bree most definitely keeps a beat-up paperback book on her desk for the quiet moments of her shift. She loves monsters and romance, and has been very lucky to find a combination of both. She does her best to hide them away, but when she's turned around to find a clipboard or a specific document, David peaks over and catches the title on the spine. Something like "Bride of the Werewolf". It amuses him to no end. On her evenings off, he offers to take her out to the library or bookstore. Somewhere he can sneakily ask about her preferences and watch her blush as they walk past the romance section. If all goes well, he even may try to sneak a kiss when nobody is watching them~

Oh Paul and Marko definitely go full Yakko and Wakko mode around her. I don't care that Animaniacs didn't come out until the 90s. Those boys were going "Hellooooooo, Nurse!" long before that happened. But yeah, they are practically pawing at her for attention. Paulie acts like a golden retriever with a hurt paw, pouting as he shows her where it hurts and asking her to kiss it better. Marko uses his gorgeous eyes and bats his lashes, saying he'd do anything to thank her after getting bandaged up. Whenever Bree kisses them better, they're practically swooning. She doesn't mind playing along, so long as they're not dealing with SERIOUS injuries.

She has a particularly strong crush on Dwayne. Something about the warmth and intensity in his eyes makes her heart flutter. But Dwayne doesn't just go to her for his own needs. He brings Laddie along if he scraped his knee while skateboarding with Dwayne or hurt his finger trying to carry Paul's boom box. Laddie is a brave boy, and Bree is happy to help him out. She always gives Laddie a sticker and a cartoon bandaid. For Dwayne, he's happy just giving her a kiss on the cheek and whispering in her ear about how she'll make a wonderful mother someday. Her face went tomato red since she imagined Dwayne being the father in that scenario~

Michael used to work mornings and afternoons mostly because he didn't want to be reminded of his time with vampires in the night. But when he learned Bree had exclusively night shifts, he got his schedule changed to help her out and keep her safe. She's alone whenever she's at the front desk, and he worries about her a lot. Not just from creatures of the night, but also patients that try to give her hell. He's like her own guard dog. During down time, Michael likes to have coffee or a snack with her. He even knows how she likes her drink, which she thinks is so sweet. And yes, he's happy to makes sure she gets home safe. Sometimes if she pops by to check in on Sam after a visit to the doctor or help out Grandpa for a house call, Lucy will sweetly offer her a spot at the table for dinner. She also sends home leftovers so the poor girl doesn't have to cook after a long day. Bree adores the Emersons and Michael can't help but picture her being a member of their family.

Also! Bree has a chocolate lab named Pepper. She and Nanook are best buddies, so on shared days off, Bree and Michael take the pups for a walk on the beach together. She thinks the two of them might be trying to set up her and Michael together. She's seen 101 Dalmatians after all. It can happen.

No matter what they do together, Michael always makes sure she gets home safe and sound. Little does he know that after he drops her off and says goodnight, that's when the creatures of the night slip into her dreams to keep her company~

Bonus pics for you, @hypocriticaltypwriter 💜

[breannastewart]

what are some of your favorite stewie and sue moments?

oh man I have so many it’s hard to pick just some so this may accidentally turn into a master post of stuff, sorry not sorry in advance 😭

but obviously you gotta start from the jump on how much sue looked out for her, and jewell as well. how she texted every day to check in, jewell talking about her helping buy groceries. there’s this clip from an interview where stewie says sue kept telling her she doesn’t get out enough so she was trying to expand her food horizons and sue just sheepishly shrugged and whispered "I do" about it 😭

sometimes stewie looks out for her too, like when sue asked for her to scratch her back because she couldn't reach but of course stewie had to be a mega dweeb about it 😭

here's the full gifset for that

we all famously know sue credits stewie for fixing her shot in that all time performance of hers in game 5 of the 2018 semis, how it was her who noticed something was off and told her to use her legs more and the rest was history on that, just good looking out by stewie

random silly moment but when stewie got a cut on her neck during a game back in 2018 they had to stop play for the blood and stewie is just aggressively swiping at her neck and sue comes over like stop it let me do it 😭

when sue broke her nose thanks to stewie's elbow hitting her in the face, the rest of the game stewie was so noticeably rattled even the commentators started speculating about it and then there's this moment on the bench when sue comes back, stewie's clearly got the red teary eyes before she has to check in and sue's the one trying to comfort her but also get her focused back on the game even though she's the one with gauze stuck up her nose 😭

they also just would talk A BUNCH on the bench during games I have multiple clips from games over the years of them just being obnoxious as hell or blabbering away on the bench omdfgh

ANYWAY OTHER MOMENTS. when stewie hurt her achilles she mentions in probably one of my fave interviews that sue was one of the first people that texted her, she said she told her "I knew on your face something was wrong, usually you fall and you get right up" + after her surgery when she still wasn't mobile enough, she mentioned in another that sue and megan would come over and cook dinner for her. got massages for her, too. below is from one of my fave articles (more from that article when you scroll down as well) and like... this girl 😭 she was devastated 😭

but sue ended up out for that year as well and it ended up producing this cute little exchange though 💀

when she injured her OTHER achilles in 2021, sue mentioned stewie looked at her and mouthed 'uh oh' and she kinda knew then, and stewie later talked about how she wanted to keep playing but sue was the one who kinda brought her down like you need to think about the long term, not right now. and I just think all of that really shows the deep connection and trust there and stewie even talked about how they ended up understanding each other in ways others can't. here are some of the other screencaps from the article I mentioned above back in 2020:

stewie has talked a lot about how she believes she wouldn't be where she is without sue. making players cry is kind of unfortunately holly rowes thing but stewie's interview back in 2018 before the finals, talking about sue and how much she deserved another championship and how she's done everything for her is very sweet. and here's that again from an interview before the start of this season:

and that isn't one sided, sue's 2018 player's tribune piece before the finals lives in my head rent free, it's better than any poems ever, just

and in a poscast post bubble/championship she mentions how she hadn't said it to her face yet that she saved her career, and then in an interview in late 2021 she talked about it again that she was weighing her options of retire or go play somewhere else with a chance to win, and then they got stewie, and

here's the gifset I made for that

going to throw in some random social media things to break up the sweet and sentimental stuff because these two are hilarious idiots (there's still some sweet things too)

these are from stewie's snapchat back in 2017 😭

again they're weird and silly and thanks for giving the sue gays a heart attack with this one stewie

THERE'S THE SWEET DOSE

and then there's these... 😭

that's where I'll wrap it up maybe because this has gotten long enough and there's just so many more I'd be happy to share if you like, and I'll leave you with some random cute pictures as well

[skywalking-through-life]

From the WIP game I gotta know about the beach shenanigans Percy Annabeth frank and piper get up to that hazel has to send the Roman navy after them that sounds like such a fun WIP lmao

LMAO, oh boy Celeste, this one is also pretty bonkers. 😂 It's still only a plot that I've started outlining, so I don't have any fun lines to share yet, but the plot that is in my head and half on paper goes something like this!

Percy, Annabeth, Frank, and Piper are all hanging out together while at least some of them (maybe all?) are in college at New Rome. They're feeling nostalgic about their time on the Argo, and decide to go sailing. They either legitimately rent a little sailboat or Piper just asks for it nicely 💀, and they go for a casual sail in San Francisco Bay that turns into anything but casual. 💀 There are a variety of potential shenanigans bopping around in my imagination, but my favorite sequence of events thus far is: they encounter a sea monster, and Percy tries to talk it into leaving them alone rather than attacking the little boat. The sea monster is very, ah, taken with Percy (think Donkey and the dragon in Shrek lmaooo💀💀💀), and snatches him off the ship and drags him down into their lair. Frank, Annabeth, and Piper don't understand what happened, don't know how to sail the sailboat, and freak out. Frank turns into some kind of sea creature and goes after Percy, while Annabeth and Piper learn how to sail on the fly, because it also looks like there is some weather moving in. They had told Hazel that they'd only be gone for a couple of hours, so when they don't show up on time, she gets worried and sends the newly refurbished Roman Navy out to find them. Many moments of hilarity occur, and everyone makes it out in one piece in the end! But I don't want to give the ENTIRE plot away, since I do actually plan on writing it one day. 😂

I hope you'll enjoy it, whenever that day comes! 💙

[bloodredlolipops]

SPOILERS FOR SONGBIRD AND SNAKES LOL

I never finished the book (IM SORRY) and I forgot everything I read though. BUT-

The movie is amazing, my family rented it for like 20 bucks😭 Those 20 bucks were worth it though❤️ So was the 3 hour long movie😭

Like I said, SEJANUS is way hotter than Snow🥰 So that’s like 10/10 already. Except when they killed my boy off. Like I was internally screaming a bunch of cuss words istg.

Dr. Gaul ate though. She ate so much.And REAPER???? Should have been the main character fr fr. Justice for Dill and Wovey🥺

Don’t really care about Marcus, but LAMINA MY LOVE❤️ Jessup as well🙏

Gotta say Jessup in his Rabies era, I knew all about rabies and stuff so I was like 🤩 Also were the bats mutated or something? Cause bat bites should not be noticeable…

I forgot that one girls name, Coral??? I felt so bad for her when she was attacked by snakes😭 Also Tigris is so amazing, can she make clothes for me🥺

SEJANUS.

Not me simping for like every character but Snow and Lucy💀 Idk they weren’t it for me.

Lucy ate at the end though, like leave that toxic relationship💅 Gotta love that.

“Help! Coryo! Ma! MA!” BRO THAT SCENE ALMOST MADE ME BREAK DOWN LIKE WHAT. THEN WE GOT SNOW HUNTING DOWN LUCY???

THEN THE OLIVIA RODRIGO SONG????

10/10 FR. LIVE LAUGH LOVE SEJANUS.

[v-anrouge]

Saw you wanted Vil and Rook rambles! So!

Vil honestly probably gets a suburban home vs a mansion. He takes great care of his home, and doesn’t really like having others do work he can do for himself. So yes, he scrubs toilets! Everyone acts shocked, but he just wonders how disgusting their home toilets are if they’ve never cleaned them. He does have a chef and gardener, but he honestly enjoys cleaning, and cooking. It’s meditative for him. He only has the chef come over once a month to make some premade foods for days he just can’t cook. Ada gets her own room, which quickly becomes a spare bedroom when she refuses to sleep without Vil. Vil does want a big bathroom, spa style! He’s got a jet tub, huge walk in shower, marble sinks, his bathroom is his pride and joy. He has a joint kitchen/living room, really he just has the couch pushed against the island and the tv across from the kitchen area. He prefers to be able to refill his water easily when watching shows. He has a small widowsill garden 🪴and Rook has named every plant and wants to know when eachone grows a new leaf.

Rook owns many properties that he rents out, but he views his home base as a cabin in the woods, it’s a dry cabin, so once a week he makes the trip into town to get water, and while Vil finds it gross he washes in the nearby stream usually, Rook enjoys it. Rook doesn’t have much in his cabin, lots of books, an old fridge, and a wood stove. It’s honestly just three rooms, living/kitchen, bedroom and bathroom, which is more of an outhouse. Vil refuses to stay there for longer than a day or two, partly cause he has to share the bed with Rook and Rook cuddles in his sleep so when Vil wakes up for the bathroom, he can’t move. Rook’s favorite chore is foraging, takes the triplets out, and they have a blast hunting up mushrooms, berries, and he’s even found a small patch of wood potatoes! He does have his own garden too though, mostly carrots, potatoes and beets.

They both LOVE going over to Epel’s yearly for the harvest festival! Epel has obviously inherited his farm, and grandma has slowed down but still kicking. Vil and Rook both adore Grandma! Vil tends to stay behind in the kitchen with Grandma, cleaning up the house while Epel and Rook do chores. Epel has a BIG house, six bedrooms that he has on hold for when he finds someone and starts a family. He does plan on letting Vil and Rook help set up nurseries, but his partner gets final say. Except on the theme, it’s gotta be nature. Preferably apples. Yes, his house is full of apples paraphernalia, probably names his dogs after apples.

THEZE ARE SO CUTE😭😭😭 PLEASE RAGH I LOVE UR RAMBLES SO SO MUCH im sobbing please rook being rich as shit and having the smallest crunchiest house in the middle of nowhere so he can live out his cottagecore girl dreams 😭😭

also please rook asking for leaf updates💀

[peaceesells]

||Hell of a sleepover||

You and the hellfire club have a sleepover

Platonic/sfw

This includes all of the hellfire members besides freak bc I don't know his actual name 💀

Warnings: reader is presumed female but no pronouns are used,cursing

I started writing this back in August and I feel like getting it out of here I know it's bad and short but omg I need to post something, I've never written an actual story just headcanons so I'm sorry ik it's bad 💀

not my image ^^

It was a regular Friday afternoon, you got through your first few classes, and then lunch rolled around.

You sat in your usual spot beside gareth, you two were always the first to get to lunch. Jeff showed up shortly after you, then eddie, and the the 3 other boys.

"So.." you started talking catching everyone's attention. "Are you guys busy this weekend? My mom's going to be gone and I really don't want to be alone.."

Eddie laughed "you gonna tell us your scared of being home alone (y/n)?" He crossed his arms and looked at you.

"What? No I'm just gonna be bored"

"So are we hanging out or is it going to be a sleepover?" Gareth asked wich made everyone laugh besides you

You shrug "It can if you want it to be, I can go get some movies and popcorn and we can just hang out all night."

"Aren't we to old for sleepovers?" Lucas commented

"Your never to old of a sleepover Sinclair, and (y/n)'s are always fun" Eddie looked over at you "I'm not busy I'll be there"

Gareth and Jeff also agreed to come, but dustin, Mike and Lucas were stuck up on the idea that they were to old to have sleepovers. But after a few deals were made, they agreed.

――――――――――

You were at your house getting ready, cleaning up a bit, putting sodas in the fridge, and you also ran to FamilyVideo to pick up some horror movies

The phone started ringing so you ran to answer it. It was eddie "hey (y/n), I'm going to pick up Mike, Lucas and Dustin. So you can pick up gareth and Jeff." "Alright you can come whenever, thank you!" You hung the phone up and grabbed your car keys.

Jeff was at Gareth's house when you got there so that made it easier and you thanked them for saving you gas. When you pulled into your driveway Eddie's van was already there.

You three hoped out of your car and headed towards your door to unlock it everyone gathered behind you.

It took you a second with the lock but your door finally opened and you moved out of the way so everyone could walk inside. "I rented some horror movies and I can order pizza if you guys want" you said walking over to the couch.

"What movies did you get?" Mike asked sitting on the floor beside you

"Uhh I got The Shinning, Nightmare on Elm Street, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.. I say we watch The Shinning first because it's awesome, and the longest movie here.."

You look up to find everyone either sitting on the couch or on the floor infront of it. You put the movie on and sat down in the middle of the couch in-between eddie and gareth.

"Oh shit! I almost forgot.." you quickly got up and ran into the kitchen sliding slightly on the tile when you stop because of your socks, you open the fridge "okay who wants soda?!" You slightly yell so the boys hear you.. you hear multiple yeses so you grab enough for everyone.

You handed everyone a drink and ran to your phone "I'm just going to get pepperoni, is that okay?" Everyone agreed. You ordered the pizza and finally settled down to watch the movie that was already I few minutes in..

You guys didn't really watch the movie you most were making fun of it, and laughing at eachothers jokes about the movie until you heard the door bell ring.

You stood up to get the door but gareth stopped you telling you he would get it. He came back a few minutes later, setting the pizza box on your kitchen counter.

"Okay so my mom would actually murder me if we ate in the living room so we've gotta scoot on over to the kitchen" you say awkwardly, taking a seat at the bar.

Everyone gathered around you taking a slice, of course them being immature teenage boys they were messing around, you couldn't help but laugh and play along with them.

Even though the night had barley started you and the rest of the hellfire club knew that this was gonna be one hell of a sleepover.

[luvxiem]

Yup agree!! 🙌 I got a D on a thing worth 15% for one of my classes unfortunately 💀💀💀 but it was a pass!!!! (I swear I studied I just didn't study enough for the stuff that took up the majority of the questions 🤦🏻‍♀️)

Ooh art school sounds so interesting to me like it sounds so cool 🤩 yk ? I wanna say I'd much rather do art than essays but I suck at both so 😔 3 concerts is crazy omg that's good though!! It sounds fun

Also what is orv?? 😭 is that an acronym for something? ALSO omg what are your favourite WEBTOON?? I'm currently attempting to get back into purple hyacinths (I LOVE the music they use and how often they use music in chapters) + rly rly love Uriah and unholy blood 😤

For an about me page I think even the basic stuff is fine tbh I usually put age, MBTI (what's yours??), likes and dislikes, and favourite characters lmao i think just having one is cute even if it's not super complex !!

For the record this is the same essay anon as before but great!! Could I be 💫 anon then?

Wait ok last thing what kind of dogs are they??? I love animals sm 😭 I wanna get a pet snake or cat one day but not anytime soon lmao

bro i got a D on my recent midterm too LMFAOOOOOOO it was all dumb mistakes too so i was like </333

orv stands for omniscient reader's viewpoint!!!! its a korean webnovel turned webtoon that i am Very Normal about. i highly highly recommend for people who like apocalypse stories!! the webtoon is currently at 175 episodes but the webnovel is finished, its just.... really..... really long.... like. the entire novel is longer than all the harry potter books combined. im on chapter 323/551

i might make a short about me after all LOL but my mbti is infp!

and my first dog is a goldendoodle and my 2nd is a yorkie/poodle/maltese mix! also bro i love snakes so much ive wanted get a tattoo of one on my arm for years now..... i just gotta wait til im financially independent so my parents dont pull my rent money from me ToT