#I have made a terrible mistake

[brandyllyn]

I had drinks tonight in New York City next to a pair of very drunk men who were also very nice and chatty. They bought me a drink and asked what I did for a living and rather than explain that I'm a copywriter/ sometimes attorney/management consultant who is waiting for a job in the federal government I just said "writer."

And so of course it turns out that these two fuckers are both traditionally published non-fiction writers. They have appeared on nationally syndicated TV shows talking about their books.

And now they want to talk to me about my books.

You have not known true awkwardness until two highly successful authors want to talk to you about your journey self-publishing polyamorous romance.

[donottouchredbutton]

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE BREAK KARLACH’S HEART. SEEING HER UPSET IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN DEATH

[foxgirlplushie]

HOW DID I NOT HAVE MYRRH ON THE LIST

[stickyvoidpaper]

PIRATE INGO PIRATE INGO PIRATE INGO PIRATE INGO

[mtvunplugged1996]

to those of you who also have anxiety disorders. do not drink coffee

[kittenadventurous]

True or false

You like edging with your tongue out

You want to have more mantras to repeat

You love being told what to do by your followers

true, true, and true.

*blushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

[pending-trans-action-2]

Haha I have to be up in 3 hours for a 9 hour shift

[divinesymmetry]

I have just realized that me, a pretentious book reader with a superiority complex, studying literature will mean I will have to interact with other pretentious book readers with superiority complexes. 

[rootbeerrex]

I have fucked up severely. my grandfather is currently referring to my grandmother as a girlboss after I explained the term to him. please help me.

[egophiliac]

What do you like about the Diasomnia boys if I may ask?

I always love hearing about the different reasons people enjoy characters.

I mean, c'mon. he has split custody over Sebek okay

also, Lilia in particular has maybe the best timeskip character development of all time

[wordsifelt]

Engineering is a scam

[thewilddoghaunts]

Someone please tell me how I, the supposed "responsible one", ended up stoned and full of seroquel down at the laundry mat?? Because I sure as hell don't know.

[xisum]

My coworker mentioned my puppy looks like he's doing a jojo pose in his crate

So I may have spent far too much time making this

... I am not proud of this

[qqueenofhades]

If you saw me sending an email to one of the other colleges at the university asking for more information on how to do another MA, no you didn't.

[harvestmoth]

get rejuv blasted again!! only this time i have like a three week backlog of things i forgot to post here

[fivewholeminutes]

thanks to that one masked collective i have finally ventured into the digital art territory and i'm making this everyone else's problem now