#I keep rocking back and forth

[see-arcane]

Regarding your Nosferatu post, Eggers is known for being fairly homophobic in how he portrays gay relationships. The lighthouse represented homosexuality as this repressed, awful thing and I don't wanna see gayness be turned into evil vampires like some sort of evil desire. I don't see him doing it anyways bc he's quite rigid in his own beliefs (including stuff about race too)

On that front I'm afraid the deck is already a little stacked in the 'icky gay goings-on' department if Knock really is already long-distance hot for Orlok; but then, so is Ellen, and there's a Random Naked Nubile Girl on a Horse scene, and just a lot of general full-on horniness in many directions. I hesitate to clutch pearls over the presence of fucked up sexuality everywhere--especially in the context of something trying to be classically gothic, and double especially in a climate where So Much of media is increasingly wont to be self-censored or sanitized into blandness. I am very fine with Fucked Up and Perverse happenings on principle. My monsterfucker badge is worn proudly, as is my 'Let Gothic Horror Be Fucked Up' badge.

That said.

Yeah, the fact that the only non-straight hint I can think of in his track record is the almost-kiss dance scene in The Lighthouse (plus a side of Dafoe's character comparing Pattinson's eyes to a lady's) is not a fantastic sign for el gee bee tee elements. Yet even while the obvious 'lolll Thomas gets cucked because he doesn't satisfy Ellen she's 2 hot and goth 4 u loser' hints in the trailer and implications in the script leak indicate him just going straight to full Francis fanficification with Ellen and Orlok, I don't think it's explicitly a homophobic product. There may be some quote or info floating around somewhere that stamps Eggers as more staunchly anti-gay--and if so, please point me to it--but I think in this case it just adds up to 1) Elbowing Thomas out of the way for his OTP and 2) Horniness for everyone, not just the girls

That also being said.

The racist/xenophobic shit didn't need to be doubled down on in twenty-twenty-four, Bobby Egg. You almost did a smart move with the whole 'No, wait! They aren't working for Orlok! Look, see, they're local vampire hunters and taking care of other undead!' thing. Cool!

Why did you immediately have to throw in the g slur and declare them all stinky-dirty-mega masculine while Thomas quails over how much more manly they are than him and also they steal his horses because we simply HAVE to keep the ye olde 'land of thieves' line ~accurate~?

There's being 'period accurate' and then there's. That shit.

[cb-writes-stuff]

Asks will have to wait until I’m not

Whatever this is

I don’t know

[book-lover85]

Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe

[nothoughtsjustmhaandotherthings]

let’s all go listen to Preacher’s Daughter and take a moment

[inniave]

changed around some of the posters in my little music corner

[yingren]

stuck in the perpetual state of not allowing myself to send ask memes to people while i have other things to write because i usually like to reply to whatever is written for me so adding things to my drafts will make people wait eons for one reply and also feeling bad for not sending any in since people sent them to me and

[kameyyy]

yesterday’s conclusion was that i am a psychic, today’s conclusion is that it’s more than just that

[evangeliooon]

some aot fics are such hard reads because they make porco an avengers level threat, and obv this is me being silly but why is he genuinely the worst person ever … why is he a serial abuser ?? porco would never do that 😕

[licorishh]

Literally who describes about their relationship with and the frustrating distance from another person "as though I were observing the starry sky from the bottom of a deep lake." Who compares the other person, infinitely complex yet also strangely comprehensible if you're willing to look past his seemingly cold exterior, to navigating through a rocky reef in the sea. Frickin' who does that. Who does that. Shaking you by the collar answer me. Answer me dangit

[sunshinetrinket]

something bad happened between the last time i watched the ds2 vod and now

[hollowfacility]

Im reading a fic and its only chapter 15 and so much shit has happened HOW IS THERE LIKE 30 MORE CHAPTERS?? HAVENT I SUFFERED ENOUGH??? HAVENT YOU MADE MY BLORBOS SUFFER ENOUGH????

[fantasyhighdreamerz]

"Do you think we're lovers in every universe?" She asked softly watching the clouds above roll by. The grass felt soft, warm against her scaled skin as she traced a heart against the back of his.

"Why wouldn't we be?" He sounded deeply sincere as if unable to imagine a world without them together. She smiled feeling herself melt at his tenderness.

Gorgug Thistlespring was far to good to be true.

She was the luckiest woman alive.

^them in another universe btw because yeah I made myself emotional again while thinking about their story line and im crazy an feral an I will scream and cry if I don't talk about them once a day. Oooooo when I make a post about how Yani doesn't know how to deal with how kind his parents are its soooo!!!!!! over for every last one of you she has so many thoughts and feelings !!!!!!!

[dvdkisser]

Getting inspired by fanfics is crazy bc why am I pepe slyvia'ing together a massively filled out world ans lots of characters for a brand new very complex story about the nuances of stalkholm syndrome and how horrible it is to be the "lucky" bride to wealth with plently of body horror and dysmorphia... bc of an egg preg fic 💀

[britneyshakespeare]

You know you're a good auntie when you're combing someone else's boogers out of your hair

[heaven-helpus]

i literally dont know if its just me but does anybody feel like their rocking back and forth (even slightly) when theyre sitting still sometimes

[leftoversludge]

wish i had a friend who gave a shit about gef the talking mongoose, the dalby spook, soooo bad bc i want to call someone up and rant about something that pisses me off but everyone i know either doesn’t care about gef or thinks the whole idea of him is stupid !!!!! tearing my teeth out and crawling on my walls !!!! he is a kind of angel to me !!!! and the word angel means something different to me than normal people… i think what im trying to say is like extra dimensional cryptid and my word for that is angel…. bc that’s what angels are to me …