#I literally cannot stop giggling

[jesse-cosay]

Eli is bribing me to write alternate scenes for my last fic from Lake's pov and I never realized just how fucking funny this could be

[aceofwhump]

Doctor Who 60th Anniversary Special "The Giggle"

[didyoulookforme]

i'm gonna cry </3

[skullfacedlady]

As promised, @fanaticsnail, I made the canvas much bigger and added a lot of details so you can use it as a wallpaper🥹.

[crow-twink]

new headcanon:

alastor's shadow talks via sign language, and he keyboard smashes when he's frustrated.

[dipplinduo]

Dang, I missed the chaos poll. But at least everyone agrees that Poetry Kieran would be interesting. Now, will the poetry tug at our heartstrings, or will it be a classic "everything is meaningless" kind of thing?

(Context: Silly poll for The Dichotomy in Our Hearts )

It's an angsty poem about/privately dedicated to Juliana 😏 (although he'd never want her to actually see it)

[angel-blitz]

The spectrum of slim merchandise

[i-live-in-my-bookshelf]

I'M WATCHING HEARTSTOPPER!!!

OMG????

[vulpinesaint]

truly you have to participate in the compliment economy. random compliments are so rare but it's not because you don't deserve them! our discomfort with engaging with other people makes it so that only some people take the initiative to give compliments in the first place, and that's really only if there's something standout about the person they're complimenting. it doesn't have to be that way. get comfortable with telling people that you like their clothes or their hair or that they have nice eyes or a good smile or a pretty laugh or that you admire the way they carry themself or like their music taste or just that you think they're nice or smart or cool. put a little delight out into the world! once you've done that, it opens up similar dialogues bit by bit... and as a secret special bonus, when you tell someone something nice, they're often very happy to have a chance to tell you something nice in return :)

[dollgutted]

so my tumblr front page has a lot of ghostface stuff for obvious reasons, he's obviously a big fave of mine and i follow a lot of ghostie lovin' accounts, as well as following the ghostface tag. typical stuff. but i. every time i see live action ghostface i cannot fucking help but think of that poor fucking scare actor who was dressed as ghostface at the haunt i went to last year.

important details: i am a 4'9 man and despite being a horror lover and connoisseur, i do not handle irl horror very well. that is to say, i'm chicken shit. i'm a fucking baby. i cry and hide behind my friends at haunts. i love going! don't get me wrong! i love going so much because i love being scared but also my fear reaction isn't to fight, flee, or freeze, it's to fawn n cry, baby, that's how i do it. but it's always like "wow that was fun!" after the haunt, yanno? it's scary but it's not real so it's not traumatizing or anything, it's just like, "haha man i am weak let's go again next year", whatever yanno. those details out of the way, if you know ANYTHING about haunts, you know seasoned scare actors are usually pretty good at telling who the scaredy cat is, and a lot of times, that's the easy target. some will go for the one they can tell is already fuckin tweaking lmao. and boy, is it not hard to tell with me.

so let me set the scene: it's 11PM, dark as shit, i'm dressed like a fucken slut bc i always gotta dress up for haunts, if i'm gonna cry i wanna look hot doin' it yanno. got my bunny hat on, for emotional support (doesn't everyone have a hat w/ bunny ears for emotional support?). i'm clinging to my friends shirt while they're dragging me through this corn maze. i hear something crunch behind us and instinctively cling tighter. i know something is about to happen and i'm NOT going to like whatever it is. i'm anticipating a loud noise. a scream. someone to jump out.

LO AND FUCKING BEHOLD, who other than ghostface is suddenly fucking beside me. ME. this haunt isn't super strict about invasion of personal fucking space, it's not officially no touch but most of them won't really touch you. this guy, though, oh no. he says nothing, that'd be out of character of course, but i am staring. wide eyed. just looking up at him. my friends feel me pause. they turn back. THEY START LAUGHING. THEY ARE ANTICIPATING.

i am truly frozen, i am just looking at this man when he moves to press his (obviously fake) knife into my throat, tilting my chin up a little bit with it. i cannot fucking. i cannot function. i GIGGLE. i am a grown man and i giggle like a schoolgirl who's crush just picked up their dropped pencil for them. I GIGGLED. this man tenses, he did NOT expect that reaction. my friends are fucking cackling. this scare actor has been thrown for a loop. he once more says nothing, removes the knife, stares down at me for a solid thirty seconds, and then WALKS AWAY.

GHOSTFACE SCARE ACTOR IF YOURE OUT THERE I AM SO SORRY. I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE I SINCERELY DID NOT BUT I LOVE GHOSTFACE PLS UNDERSTAND YOU MADE A DREAM COME TRUE THAT NIGHT AND I STILL THINK ABOUT IT A YEAR LATER I WOULD APOLOGIZE IF I COULD BUT I WILL NEVER GO BACK TO THAT HAUNT EVER AGAIN OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT.

[cloudcountry]

I HATE THAT I AM GETTING GIGGLY EMPTIONS FUCK THSI SHIT NVM I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO ZERO IS THIS IS STUPID

[shartfinz]

TOMORROW I am going to spend half my day practicing drawing Mario characters that aren't Luigi because I figured out how to draw Luigi then got to scared to figure out how to draw the other ones so now I only ever draw Luigi

[heyitslapis]

In the spirit of Pride, I made a pride icon feat my gay ass OCs :3

[q1ngqve]

Miss lan! Did we miss the wedding? Can you and lion man plan to marry again and invite us all so that all us well wishers can attend? 😭 also would Yanqing be the flower boy? Can we have a scenario where you indulge yourself with a marriage to Jing Yuan 😭 it would be so cute 😭😭😭

-🌺

omg 🌺 baby i giggled for a good five minutes after i saw your ask i’ll be going to bed thinking about this for at least 3 nights

we’ll be doing a traditional chinese wedding!!!!!! and because he’s the most important person on the luofu, the whole xianzhou will be involved 🤭 it’ll literally be like a holiday for everyone else

and and we’d have western one a few days later 🗣️ like do you see this dress???? if he doesn’t cry when he sees me in both weddings i will kick him in the shin (hard)

and of course yanqing will be the flower boy hehe <3 he will be so cute in his suit AND I WILL BE GIVING HIM SO MANY KISSES ON HIS FACE 😭 let’s not forget the man i am marrying??? oh my god imagine jing yuan in a suit?????????? PLEASE I WILL COMBUST

[dove-da-birb]

Knitting Pattern

So in my free time, I have been knitting the gremlin son (Grim). Lemme know if you want me to make a rough pattern to share since I'm just eyeballing it as I go (yes, it is pain).

Currently, his torso is done and he has two plump little chicken legs for back legs. I won't post him until he's finished, and that might take me a few more weeks. The torso was the most time-consuming part and had to be the first thing to be done in order to size everything appropriately. Grim, why are you being difficult?

He's not going to look exactly like he does in canon, but I don't care. If I want to make him an absolute potato of a cat, he's gonna be a potato. The primordial pouch hangs low. The final results of this project will be posted to my TWST writing/creative blog (da-birb-writes-sometimes).

[tathrin]

Y’all I cannot hear this song anymore without thinking of Celebrimbor and Annatar and fucking dissolving in hysterical laughter send help.