#I love talking about mash

[st33le]

How do you think Charles would’ve gotten along with Trapper, Henry, and Frank?

SHAKES YOU!!! I have so many opinions on Charles interacting them!

I’ll start with Henry because I have the least amount of headcanons about him and Charles.

I do love Henry a lot but to be honest I just think a dynamic between him and Charles would just be a watered down version of what he already has with BJ and Hawk. Or at the very least, just Charles thinking that Henry is a bit incompetent and neglectful of his duties, but like charles already thinks everyone is pretty incompetent so like?? There’s not a lot there. Though I do think that Charles would appreciate the craftsmanship of the desk lmao. If Henry was CO during the time that charles got there I’m sure that charles would take waaaay longer to warm up to camp. Only because he would see Henry as someone who enables the shenanigans.

Now with Trapper, I actually believe it wouldn’t be too similar to how he treats bj. BJ, to Charles at least, is a decent man, a jokester and annoying especially if he and hawk are up to something, but a kinda of respectable family man when it comes down to it. Oh but trapper! Tapper John is Hawkeye’s perfect mirror and OH what a wall they would drive Charles up. I could go on a 3 hour rant about Trapper and Hawk being the perfect comedic duo on the camp, but this is about Charles. I think Charles would have a hard time merely being in the same room as trapper at times. I think trapper would act way better then Charles to get on his nerves, like act like he knows way more then he does about culture and opera and stuff like that, and that would drive Charles crazy. NOT TO MENTION that they’re both from Boston. Imagine Charles first coming to the 4077th and finding out Trapper was from Boston. Initially I think Charles would try to confide in him only for trap and hawk to pull a prank or something. I know in the early Charles episodes the show likes to laugh at Charles misery but oh well, can’t be helped I suppose. Another note, if they actually interacted in the should I could honestly see myself shipping Charles and trapper for a time. I think their personal dynamic would have been really really fun, trapper being overly flirty and Charles just being like “oh someone help me.” Though I don’t think they would be able to work long term, as trapper imo really likes to be ‘adored’ and taken care of in the relationship, and I don’t see Charles wanting that in someone, and especially cause of their economic difference it would make Charles feel kind of used? Idk. That’s just the Hawkchester part of me going off tho.

Okay okay, now Frank. I think, that this would honestly have been peak comedy for the show. ESPECIALLY if they were the same rank during their screen time together. If Frank was there I think that Charles would have very quickly gotten along with Hawk and BJ, especially if they were doing something to spite Frank. I can definitely see Charles, out of everyone hating Frank the most. I’m sure, it’s been said before, but I think it would be very funny if like Charles have a backhanded insult that frank is just too dumb so he interprets it as a compliment. Only for Hawkeye to add on. I think half of the dynamic between Charles and Frank is just Charles being bewildered by Franks incompetence. But also on a side not I can see him being like a wingman for Margaret like “honey you can do better then that.” Frank would definitely think there was something between Margaret and Charles, and he would get mad over that and ask Hawk and BJ for help only for them to laugh their asses off cause Charles and Margaret are MLM WLW solidarity.

Those are my basic thoughts on them, sorry for taking so long to reply I had to get my thoughts in order.

Also sorry for any spelling mistakes, writing and being coherent is hard lmao.

More asks about mash are always welcome!

[hawkeyes-boy]

general, bathtub, and tent flap for the olive drab asks?

hi anon!

general - ok so people have said I look like peter parker and beast boy which I love sm but I think that's more off vibes than looks...

bathtub - I already answered :)

tent flap - TRAPPER. 100% he is my special sunshine boy I love him so so much. I would set bj on fire to keep trapper warm. (I don't hate bj he's v entertaining I just think he can be mean sometimes and j really love trap)

[introspectivememories]

been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

[ruffaloon]

Hawkeye & BJ | No Big Deal (I Love You)

these two make me sick. here's a fanvid about all the things they can't help but leave unsaid.

[artbytesslyn]

torturing the little people in my brain

[xavier616]

"Or married person."

The More I See You || Episode Twenty-Two || Season Four

[newlobby]

hunnihawk + sleep

[seefasters]

genuinely, what

[icomefromthemountains]

I have so many feelings about Radar that I can’t articulate so I’ll use this image instead:

[anianurst]

ik mashle: magic and muscles isn't a very populated fanbase but what if i just put out a couple fics 👀

[hawkeyeslaughter]

you know what really gets me !! i’m nineteen !! i’m nineteen and there are people several years older than me here and instead of making fun of my takes on a fifty year old show you guys reblog and reply and like them !! i love you guys !! you guys are cool as hell !! thanks for being nicer and less toxic than a lot of the fandoms i’ve been in !!

[hesgomorrah]

CLAPPING AND CHEERING TRAPPER EX-CATHOLIC MOMENTS

[infinite---hyperdeath]

national blueberry cheesecake day

i learned this type of cheesecake is purple not blue :(

[variousqueerthings]

ok we’ve reached the point where I’ve gotta say it... maybe I’m just projecting gender onto hawkeye pierce

[theshadowrealmitself]

I've been looking at your star trek "oc from our time gets cryogenically frozen and wakes up in the future" and I need to know more about all of them

Oof which specific post? I have several because “person from around modern times wakes up at some point in Star Trek future” is one of my favorite types of ocs

I have frozen if I don’t want or need them to be really good at science or have astronaut knowledge, and then I have ocs that end up in the future through wormholes when I want specifically spaceship shenanigans

The frozen ones can range from angst from people adjusting to their loved ones and everything they know being gone (especially if they were kidnapped and frozen against their will and god how horrifying would that be to alien species? That humans would do that to their own kind?)

To healing (these ones were usually frozen for health reasons, they already made peace with dying and losing their loved ones, but when they wake up they have a new lease on life and learn how to enjoy living)

To romance (not only interspecies relationship shenanigans, but also because of the time differences)

To just humorous situations (most current one is people being aware that there’s someone from the past in the area, and trying to figure out who, thinking that anyone from pre-First Contact would have no idea how to act when surrounded by aliens, but they’re just chilling, they adjusted to everything pretty well, no even suspects the actual person it is)

And then miscellaneous (favorite of this one is just,, someone who can make stuff by hand pretty well, like knitting, and while other humans might not really care cause replicators can just make it instantly, other species are pretty excited by it like “humans can just,, make that?? By hand?? And it’s really soft???” it’s v self indulgent but! this is the self indulgent blog)

[janerogan]

i love when the girlies are gossiping