#I love these triplets actually

[fakeuwus]

the 02z meal today is DELICIOUS

[chrissdollie]

𝐮𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 - 𝐜.𝐬

wc: 440 warnings/notes: lovey dovey some may even say cringe wahh, reader has been with chris since hs, mentions of hairy armpits LMFAO its hot imo but it bothers some ppl, uhh ya thats it hehehe

the sun shines into your shared bedroom with the chris sturniolo. and not 'the' as in the viral sturniolo triplets and their silly little car videos that helped them gain popularity and a fandom. nono, you mean the chris sturniolo as in the man who has always taken care of you ever since you've known him. since mary lou introduced you to him in the 7th grade. since he kissed your injuries whenever you fell off your bike or when he danced with you at your junior high prom since your date stood you up, to now. the love of your life.

as you stare at the beauty infront of you, he can't help but stir awake like he somehow knew you had awoken. he slowly opens his eyes and yawns, stretching out his bare arms to reveal his hairy armpits. he wraps an arm around you, tiredly leaning onto you. "hii" you greet, grabbing his face to kiss his cheek. "hey" he looks up at you. you look like you've been struck by lightning and are absolutely fascinated (you would be)

"you okay?" he rubs your arm up and down, raising a brow in concern. you smile softly, nodding your head. "just thinkin'" he perks up at this. you already know what he's going to say. "thinking 'bout what?" he looks at you as the early sunlight rises to your face. of course, you were right. he loves to hear your thoughts, always. even in the worst moments. he just adores your mindset and you! you're just so.. perfect.

"you, duh" you respond as he begins stroking your messy morning hair. you can smell his stinky breath from here, but you don't mind. you've gotten used to it and he's surely gotten used to yours. "atta girl." he grins, waiting for more. you place your finger on his bottom lip. he pretends to bite you causing you to break out into giggles.

"what elseee" he drags out the word like a child and he tugs on the bottom of your his shirt. you adjust yourself against the pillows to move down so you're directly eye to eye. "yer just unreal. dunno how to explain it. i just love you so much." you cheesily smile, feeling suddenly shy. you have no reason to be bashful, you've been with the man for almost six years. nonetheless, you still get butterflies when you talk about him so romantically.

meanwhile, he's thinking 'how does one respond to that?' as already said, he thinks, you're perfect. so he replies in the best way possible for both of you.

"gimme a kiss, gorgeous."

[soursturniolo]

real image of me looking at my antidepressants that arent antidepressing me

[eliorabunny]

deny me

angstyyyyyy!!!!! bestfriend!chris x fem!reader, unrequited luvvvv

𐀔⋆ ིྀ₊𖧧 “i get this twisted and sickening feeling i’m gonna marry you” 🂱*𖦹°‧ ༘

𖦹 genre: fluffy angst, no happy ending (unless i decide to do an alternate version) ✄༝𑁤

𖦹 word count: 547 𖧧

𖦹 a/n: first thing i’ve written on here yippie🧚🏻‍♀️ also do i tell my friend/producer i’m using their song for plot inspiration. stream grace gardner everyone they fucking rock

i’m feeling moody so now y’all are too ᵕ̈ ̤̮

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it felt painfully safe to lie in his arms.

any moment with him, really, made her heart plummet deep into her gut. her rosy thoughts of him felt wrung out like a towel every time they were together. each minute gnawed at the fragile bones of a fading daydream. for once, she actually wished her best friend liked her more than that.

unfortunately, he was respectful.

they’d known each other since childhood, always seeing movies together at the local theatre and getting ice cream across the street afterwards. she knew which monopoly piece he’d choose (the terrier) and he knew which ice cream truck character she’d pick (spider-man). only those who have surpassed love and found themselves in a deeper bond could remember details like that.

which is why it hurt so much more once she realized she was falling. honestly, it felt more like repeatedly tumbling over exposed roots and snarled branches in a cliffside nosedive. she chuckled bitterly to herself at the cartoonish image, eliciting a raspy “hmmm?” from the sleepy arms around her.

“oh.. was that out loud?” she mumbled bashfully, as reality yanked her back from imagination. she turned to look up at the boy sitting next to her on the couch, who nodded slowly. his half-lidded but steady eye contact would have made her collapse if she wasn’t already curled up against him. a vague redness crept towards her face, and she struggled to ignore the corners of his mouth twitching towards an amused smile.

“what are you thinking about?” he asked softly, laying a gentle finger on the skin between her eyebrows. she tried to disregard the idea that superheroes ever had the ability to read minds. her eyes wandered to the collar of his hoodie, which had slipped enough to let his collarbone taunt her, dare her, to move closer.

and if the lights were dimmer, she wouldn’t have seen it.

a violet, blooming there on his chest. a mark of someone else’s teeth and lust. a tear begged to be set free, pricking the corner of her eye. she prayed her mascara would remain faithful and squeezed her eyes shut.

“hey,” he whispered, pulling her into a tighter hug. she melted against his neck, idly chewing on the sleeve of her sweatshirt as her focus dissolved. this particular sleeve had a heart-shaped patch sewn onto it, a playful gift from her best friend. it felt ironic now, knowing her feelings would only cause trouble if she let them show.

the warmth of his lips just inches from her forehead was devastating. her skin ached for contact, and she mindlessly tilted her head upwards. her gaze met azure, caged by enviably long lashes. the delicate beauty of his features overwhelmed her, and she quickly glanced down to the offensive blossom on his neck.

she contemplated bringing it up, knowing every response would shatter her. the sight was torturous, and she felt her tether to paradise disintegrating as she pointed. her mouth opened slightly, and she felt the pressure behind her eyes threatening to betray her.

his eyes followed the line of her finger and felt his heart wilt. they shared an understanding, silent moment, and he pretended not to notice the tear that traced an apologetic line down his shoulder.

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[sturnioloho]

beautiful bb

[thisispoggers]

There is just something magical and heartwarming about seeing Monsta post about how the BBB elementals hang out with each other cuz I’m so OBSSESSED with it

Like yes I wanna see Cahaya get fed up with Api and Daun breaking into his lab

Yes I wanna see Api and Taufan hanging out with Gopal and doing their cute lil dance segment

Yes I wanna see Taufan spending time with Yaya and tryna not die to her baking

Yes I wanna see Ais and Daun hanging out and having fun

Yes I wanna see the Ori trio chilling with each other and reading books

YES I WANNA SEE THEM JUST BEING WITH EACH OTHER MONSTA PLSSSSS I NEED MORE MOMENTS LIKE THESE

[matty-bear]

GUYS IM SOBBINGGG

my merch came in earlier than expected AND I GOT THE POSTCARD !!! AND NICK PUT A LITTLE HEART ABOVE THE I IM LOSING MY MIND 😭😭😭

[camelspit]

havent seen a post like this in a while so im curious. what are yalls kotlc red flags. what opinion do you hold that could get you blocked. tell me boy.

[leviiackrman]

SIMS 4 OC LOOKBOOK: Hatakes - Chika Hōki & Kakashi Hatake

Whoop whoop we have more ocs as sims! This time it’s my Konoha baddies living their best life in a modern treehouse (will be showcased room) but I hope you like them! Just picture them both practice fighting and then play fighting and then ffuuuccckkiiinnnn tehe

Ackermans || Rikihisas || Enatsu || Kyutoku || Olalias

Tag list (ask to be added or removed): @carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @kanos @bbrocklesnar @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @roofgeese @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @minaharkers @sergeiravenov @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @nokstella @queennymeria @heroofpenamstan @alexxmason @tethrras @jamessunderlandgf @a-treides @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe

[shortfeather]

If there’s a tier to request a certain drum song/attempt on impulse or Skizz’s streams I wish someone just once would donate like three times that amount and link them to The Black Page drum solo just so I could watch the clip of them going through the stages of grief into disbelief and then maybe even try to sound it out at like a quarter speed

[genderless-npc]

sometimes i forget that in canon, the three caballeros aren't a poly couple and it always gives me whiplash. wdym those 3 silly birds who have such a strong bond and are so extremely caring with eachother aren't madly in love. wdym panchito and josé do not come up with the most cheesiest petnames just to see how flustered donald can get. how are you gonna tell me those lovebirds don't snuggle everynight while sleeping in a bed that hardly fits the 3 of them. that panchito does not wake up first and kisses josé and donald's foreheads before leaving their warm ( yet uncomfortable ) bed. that donald does not carry a picture of panchito and josé with him on his wallet and whenever he misses them too much, he pulls out the picture to kiss it. you're gonna look at me and say josé would not sometimes purposely let himself fall behind chito and donald while the 3 of them walk around together just to take a better looks at his lovers. you CAN'T do that. they're call the three GAY caballeros for a reason,y'know.

[justtasia]

When I first looked at Kanato's first design, I felt really bad that we were robbed of that beautiful mole under the eye. (and only later did I notice that he had green eyes and no dark eyes that's weird thing to see, he looks too innocent and dollish)

He would have such a wonderful aesthetic match with Laito!!!!! And if it turned out that Ayato also has a few of them, but in less visible places I would go feral.

But sadly rejet give up this idea so I just headcanons that Kanato still has that mole but he doesn't like it so he use a little make up to cover it.

The second (but actually my favourite) headcanon is that Laito has one more on his collarbone and a few of it on hip which have simillar position like stars of pisces constellation. And LOVES to talk about it and use this fun fact as an excuse to show a little body and suggest to do something fun.

I imagine Ayato would be the one who doesn't care. He has a few moles, maybe on his neck and back, but when someone notices them he's like "Huh?! Ah, yeah it's still here. What bout it?"

[meownotgood]

a small haul of akis

[neverchecking]

it’s hard thought hours with the triplets (bc i only have ideas for them rn WLWLSKA)

so somehow they got Reader away from the rest of the chain, either they got separated after going through a portal or they just ran away or something. Cal, Wild, and Sage are once again fighting over Reader and at this point Reader is just tired of the constant bickering. it’s not that they don’t like the attention, not at all, that’s actually really hot and ego boosting. but after weeks of hearing the same argument between the three Links it gets old real quick. so one day they just snap and orders them to figure it out amongst themselves or else (there’s no real threat behind those words, Reader is just putting some pressure to see what they’ll do)

the three just stare at Reader dumbfounded, not at all used to this side of their God(dess). but soon the shock melts into heat in their core. the three heroes glance between each other and know they have the same thought.

“let us compete to ravage you, love, and you can decide who’s the best of us”

none of them got any sleep that night and Reader had to be carried the next few days

(I just want the triplets to bend me like a lawn chair 😩)

-🐝

🐝anon you are FEEDING me-

Reader getting so fed up that they just...snap is so tantalizing. Like the embodiment of 'Walk him like a dog.' And when they tell them 'or else' the boys immediately start catastrophizing. It plays on all their trauma, whether Reader knows it or not, and forces them to make a decision.

So when they do? And it's turned right back around on Reader? UGH 😩😩

But obviously it can't be just a one time thing, oh no. That would put them at a disadvantage! How is it fair that Cal got to their God(dess)'s mouth first? How come Sage gets to toy and stretch them first huh? Why does Wild get to lick and suck at them first? How can they prove all of their strengths and weaknesses on one go around?

There would have to be multiple rounds of competition. Just to be sure of course. Can never be too thorough :)

[biscuitsnbee]

Omg it’s Inara’s sister, Lethifera Starlight! She’s taking a break outside, being a goddess is tough work as they say! Or well, in the words of Leth at least. Her initial character and lore was made by my friend, so credits to them :>>

[sturnioloho]

hey mamaz