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melon-soda · 10 months

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total drama characters in places they shouldnt be

#what staying up until 7am does to a mf #total drama #total drama island #td #tdi #td izzy #td cody #td noah #td sierra #td alejandro #td mal #iron lung #i guess. i mean he sure is in that submarine #the headcanon edits of noah and cody ARE mine btw #they seriously drive me insane

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jessieren · 13 days

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Aaannddd with alarming speed we’re back to Moustache Monday again…

@librawritesstuff favourite day of the week… ummm… possibly

How can you not love that smiley face and its smiley tache

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lemonhemlock · 2 months

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not to be a hater on main but i just stumbled on a tik tok claiming that tsh both takes itself too seriously and could use more absurd comedy and it nearly made me punch a wall

#my quest to find agreeable creators on booktok and booktube leaves me v frustrated sometimes #!!! i accept no criticism of this book #but even without stan goggles on how can say with your entire chest that tsh takes itself too seriously #when it literally makes fun of 'dark academia' types TO YOUR FACE #which is ironic for the book that spawned the entire genre #it's a comedy of manners at the very least #'this book that contains copious amounts of absurdly comedic situations and makes fun of pretentious twits obsessed with aesthetics #could use more absurd comedy and is not satirical enough'#recognising those basic building blocks of the text does NOT even mean to have to like it??#i hate to be bringing the Reading Comprehension debate again but good lord. and this person claims to have a phd in literature too 🤦‍♀️#i am so over this pretense at criticism that basically boils down to 'i didn't like this thing so i can't be seen to admit it executes #anything well. so instead i'm going to pretend basic obvious techniques in the text don't exist and peddle it as groundbreaking critique'#stuff like recognising basic genre. what happened to that.#i don't like The Hangover either but it would be very strange to call it anything other than a comedy #the secret history #donna tartt #again you don't even have to like the book!!!#I'M SORRY BUT IT MADE ME WANT TO RANT SO BAD #livresque #booktok and booktube are satan's garden

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lord-squiggletits · 1 month

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"Rodimus is a better Prime because it didn't hurt for him to bond with the Matrix while for Optimus it did" headcanon/theory my beloathed.

One day I'm literally gonna snap and make a whole post addressing why what's wrong bc I'm tired of the inaccuracy and tired of ppl not understanding the Point TM of IDW and its version of the Matrix/Primacy and even more tired of people putting down Optimus in favor of Rodimus by essentially arguing that being unworthy means you deserve to be punished/put in pain bc you just weren't good enough to hold the Symbol of Ultimate Authority

#it's wrong on so many levels both in terms of lore and as well as like what the general themes of idw1 are #it's just a validation contest using the matrix as some magical symbol to decide who's the most special #which is ironically something that was a plot point in exrid/OP. specifically how stupid of an idea that is ldskjflksd #ppl revealing that they havent read anything besides mtmte/ll as usual #like half the reason ppl think optimus is a bad prime and rodimus is a good prime is literally bc like #optimus was written by an author who was specifically trying to deconstruct him (sometimes to the point of absurdity)#and rodimus was written by an author who takes a more optimistic/idealistic approach. and is also better at writing #but also like am i seriously the only person who thinks that that argument is fucked up?????#like 'OP felt pain which means he's unworthy/not a real prime/not a true leader'#ok so you think that there's a hierarchy of moral goodness in which anyone who falls short of that Moral Ideal should suffer #as a sign of their unworthiness?? like does that not sound dystopian as hell to any of you?? why would you WANT the matrix to work like tha #even if the theory were true (which it isn't) why would you view the matrix as a good authoritative moral judge of character #if its idea of 'moral judgement' is to inflict pain on anyone who's supposedly not truly good/worthy #wasn't the entire point of the ending of LL (including rodimus being a good leader) that everyone is worth it?#like rodimus literally said 'you ARE damn well good enough' or something like that #so what? everyone else in the universe tries their best and that's enough but somehow when OP suffers it's like #a sign that he's not actually a good prime/leader?? we're really going with the punitive perspective purely for One Guy??#swear to god ppl are projecting their authority issues onto Optimus the way they shit on him for things they would excuse #if any other character did it #Optimus is uniquely deserving of pain/being marked as unworthy bc idk he was a cop once and that offends my delicate sensibilities #what's even funnier is how much harm was inflicted by rodimus as a captain sheerly due to his stupidity or ego but everyone forgives him #i guess bc as long as the matrix likes him that means he's valid no matter what he actually does as a person #WHICH IS SOMETHING IDW ITSELF ARGUED AGAINST BC A LOT OF THE PRIMES THAT WERE CHOSEN BY THE MATRIX #WERE DICKS AND THE FACT THEY COULD WIELD THE MATRIX DIDN'T MAKE THEM GOOD PEOPLE #like oh my god stop using the matrix as an arbiter of moral authority in idw1 it literally goes against the themes of the story #including the themes that are embodied in rodimus himself #idw op love

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indulgnc · 1 month

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last night i was wondering why i was so sore and exhausted and my temp read 99.2 and i didnt think anything of it and. my throat hurt to swallow and still does and my nose tickles and im sniffly but in a dry way

i think im definitely sick. (and a little stupid) i didnt realize all these things added up until now LOL. um who wants to take care of me

#AHHH #text #this is kind of ironic #fuck you mean i find out im allergic to something #then get a cold #huh. huh!!!#and i never get sick. like seriously i havent been in years. huh!!!#karma. im being karma-ed #AHHHHHHH!!!!!#i feel cute but i would feel cuter if someone is fawning and taking care of me #sorry for all the livetweeting rn i have no idea???? whats going on????

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tired-bisexual-brainrot · 2 years

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ok so we all know how hopper is mikephobic right? and that jonathan and max are too? yes well i think they all get super into the whole bit and just take every opportunity they have to destroy him

they call themselves the “mike wheeler hate club” and even made shirts

anytime they’re all together, they collectively will just stare (glare?) at mike with the look™️

once, max called mike a “pathetic whiny bitch boy with no taste” after he said that he didn’t want to listen to kate bush because it was “too girly” and jonathan gave her a high five (lucas did too)

hopper, max, and jonathan don’t actually hate mike, we all know that, but they do it for the comedic value. they’ve gone past the point of return, they’re committed. they are ironically mikephobic.

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yuriprince · 4 months

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i’m losing followers yayyyyy

#i’m sorry i made that one post about anime f/os #if that’s why i’m losing followers then i’m sorry #i did not mean for that stupid fucking post to be taken as a vague #or anything that disparages another person #truly i did not mean it #and if i’m just being paranoid again then fine but #seriously if i’m doing something wrong please tell me. ironically i feel like i’m being vagued abt now #but again. maybe it’s paranoia #ok i’ll shut up now #stormy day at the castle

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holdoncallfailed · 2 months

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The Velvet Underground proved that beauty and ugliness can be doppelgangers, if only for the length of a song. In concert, they would routinely play a piece called “Melody Laughter,” which was twenty-five minutes of minimal Moe Tucker percussion, guitar/viola drones, and Nico wails. The noise they made was completely original, completely particular; like Warhol’s own work, it allowed little give or take, and you either accepted it for what it was, or you didn’t. There was no middle ground. [...] They were not in any way ironic, postmodern, or meta, they weren’t any kind of comment on what had been before, nor were they a clever abstraction of it…What they were was…a completely new type of noise. [...] The typical route to pop innovation is to introduce alien or aggressive sounds that provoke people who would otherwise have paid no attention. The Velvet Underground both scared their audience and bludgeoned them with repetition. This was another Warhol trope, as boredom held a particular fascination for the artist. Of course, there was a considerable amount of improvisation, but a lot of what they did at The Dom was Sisyphean: redemption through repetition. By appearing as part of the Plastic Exploding Inevitable, the Velvet Underground were also exaggerating the impermanence of art, combing both the temporal and the spatial. By destroying the time between creation and reception, by making art—or noise—happen as the spectator watched, [they] made everyone complicit. They were a Happening within a Happening. Warhol liked the fact that the Velvets were intentionally brutal. They were, using one of his favorite words, “different.”

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#the velvet underground #i think the lack of irony is soooo important and one of the most essential links between the velvets' and warhol's ethos...one wants #to believe that it's ironic because the full force of its sincerity is so unfamiliar and crushingly bizarre that it can't be endured #it's easy to tell oneself that warhol spent 8 hours filming the empire state building as a postmodernist commentary on ____ than to #seriously consider that he just loved it as an object plain and simple #it's easier to think that that the velvets' drones are Saying something rather than the alternative which is that #they are saying nothing and that it's just the fact of sound and what your own mind can conjure in an absence of meaning #CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yeonban · 25 days

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Honestly tragic that Light went down the path he did in the 2nd half bc in the beginning Tobias would've really liked him. He wholeheartedly agrees that the only way to bring REAL "justice" is by making sure the perpetrator will never be able to do evil again, which will never be achievable through lawful means like incarceration (especially in cases where they're connected to a bigshot who can bail them out) so the only way to truly get rid of evil is, like Light figured, through kiIIing them all

#muse: tobias.#Ironically enough Tobias thinks Light isn't (wasn't) harsh enough in his 'judgements'. HE would've made sure they suffer WAY more #I think the biggest differences between Tobias and Light are that 1) Tobias doesn't view himself as a 'God' or anything of the sort;#though he doesn't hurt innocent people for fun or money like they do; he views himself as not THAT different from his enemies #I mean sure he's disgusted by 99% of them but he's aware he does many things the faint of heart would never be able to stand looking at too #2) Light does everything as if he's not involved. He sets out 'judgements' to people who are far away; through more indirect means #whereas Tobias is much more involved. He PERSONALLY sets time aside to deliver the payback to the people who are in high positions #Most of the time he makes sure their last ever conversation is w him. Sometimes their death is remote (but still horrible; i.e explosions)#other times it's by his hands in which case they Wish they could've died like that ^ instead bc his torture isn't Only physical #3) Light doesn't care who he has to discard; being willing to kiII even his closest allies who would never think of turning on him #whereas Tobias would Never abandon his true allies like that. He knows damn well how hard to get across they are and he treasures them #so he's willing to take heavy losses to save them if need be; and certainly won't ever discard them the way Light would #4) Tobias knows damn well that by doing what he's doing it means he's eventually going to end up dead like his enemies and he's fine w that #meanwhile Light seriously thought he would conquer the world; have nothing happen to him whatsoever; then die a peaceful death #I should write a proper meta on the similarities and differences between Light (+L) and Tobias sometime bc I keep thinking about them

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pimo-and-sad-about-it · 1 year

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Going to BYU as a semi-recent apostate is so weird because sure, I'm curious about all this coffee and tea business, but if the wrong person saw me drinking them I could literally get kicked out of school.

So I just stick to energy drinks to curb my rebellious desires because they're not technically against the rules but my family would judge me SO HARD for it if they knew lol.

#I mean I seriously doubt anyone would ACTUALLY turn me in but like #they could #they absolutely could #also ironically it was several mission companions that got me to try energy drinks for the first time #lol #exmo #exmormon #ex christian #exlds #ex mormon #pimo #apostate #ex religious #mormon #byu

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egregiousderp · 2 months

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My friends destroyed my block of one year by getting my wholly invested in a crack ship where I basically get to decide what I want the personalities to be by narrative thrust, and have opted for giving Sabaku no Rasa the biggest heap of daddy issues known to man.

So hey. Bless. More news at Eleven.

#This is technically a Naruto post but only technically because Reg is insane #Reg has the glee of a fellow livejournal veteran when it comes to crack #and unfortunately as a fellow veteran I have the mind to go ‘okay. but. played seriously: what would that be’#apparently that means you combine Maito Dai (Likeable. Tragic. Slightly Goofy.)#with Suna’s fourth Kazekage (Stressed af. not very good at his job. handed his country’s future anyway. makes bad choices.)#and you see what fuckshit happens #(bonus crass partygirl big sis Karura too for that matter: THE KANKURO PERSONALITY IS HEREDITARY BECAUSE I LOVE KANKURO.)#two extroverts and their bonus awkward nervous as hell introvert who’s being hunted for sport #Bless the ‘Wrought Iron Gate Appreciators’ because of this keeps up I’LL DESTROY YOU

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shopcat · 6 days

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people are mean asf to all might what did he ever do to you. he's just some guy ... i think he's funny ...

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dapperrokyuu · 10 months

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Fact about me that will only be understood and potentially found amusing by a niche amount of people: oddly, the first Vocaloid project I found myself getting into was Shuuen no Shiori and then Kagerou Project. I clicked on a Kagerou Days thumbnail thinking it was a PART of Shuuen no Shiori, lol.

#dee p thoughts #music series #shuuen no shiori #kagerou project #vocaloid #I find myself curious and wanting to dig into more series but ah...Ill have to go out of my way and look into it sometime lol #these projects are music first story second at the end of the day when youve consumed enough you gotta realize none of these will be #particularly stellar at the very least you can wish them to be barely comprehensible but even then lololol #ironically I dont know if this would be a hot take but I think shuuen no shiori IS more comprehensible and tangible in meaning than kagerou #project adlkjbnadfkjn- hey shout out to my mikagura school suite fans what was that lol #admittedly theres some shorter ''series'' nowadays that are more solid but Im not sure if Id call them series and/or theyre intended to be #as opposed to just...songs that are connected to each other with a storyline. my distinctor is that theyre very brief #like nilfruits with shama kilmaa and aranjando(sp?) theyre very solid but Im not sure if theyre an intended SERIES its only 3 songs #theres also the color series from hiiragi kirai but I...theres something going on there but its very vague not sure if they seriously want #to do anything with that ajdlknbfdakljn #and then yuri kuriyama with neurosis ope and vital sign ah...#I feel like projects are technically still here but also at the same time not its very interesting haha #theres also milgram but admittedly my feelings towards it are kind of. *shrugs* eh #anyways reader if you wanted another series to get into I recommend alien stage its the most solid series Ive been into imo and its a #current running one!!! I REALLY LIKE IT AHHH #I FORGOT ABOUT ROYAL SCANDAL UWAGHHH I enjoy that one too lol

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colorstormx · 4 months

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what if I renamed Storm as Zephyr instead. what if I renamed myself Zephyr. hmm. hmmmmmm.

#nothing permanent decided just yet of course #but I was just reminded that the word exists and hit damn. it sure does have a certain pull to it #if I do rename Storm then like... 'Storm' would definitely still stick around as a nickname at the very least #but like. I'm honestly considering it for my own name. I've been looking for a better one #my birth name is just ehhhh to me. I don't feel a ton of connection to it really #and Color is fine for online spaces/with people who know this side of me. but it's not really something I tend to introduce myself as irl #I mean to be fair Zephyr might not be taken much more seriously either but it does have a certain feel that I like #eh. if it doesn't really really stick with me then maybe it'll end up as the name for an alternate Storm form or something #like that angel design I made for her yeaaaaars ago #ironically it's about this time of year that I decided to change her name from Color to Storm. that was back around new years 2017...#holy FUCK how is that SEVEN years ago #I. huh. what .. what the fuck. yeah it was winter 2016/17 I'm pretty sure? if not then it was 2015/16 which means eight years and. man. huh.#okay checking old refs it was in fact 2017 when she officially became Storm #wild.#anyway that's tonight's 2:30am thoughts #the snowjag speaks

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zoennes · 1 year

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ɢᴇʟᴜᴋᴋɪɢᴇ ᴠᴇʀᴊᴀᴀʀᴅᴀɢ, Sᴇɴɴᴇ Dᴇ Sᴍᴇᴛ 𒀭 16 ᴊᴀɴᴜᴀʀɪ, 2001

#wtFOCK #Skam #Senne De Smet #Nathan Naenen #wtFOCKEdit #SkamverseDaily #s1 #s2 #Senne is... Zoë Loockx's soulmate #Senne is my dearest toyboy #Senne is... 22 today!#no but seriously I can't begin to explain how much he means to me #Senne is my kid #Senne is so relatable in his urgency #Senne is delightful to write I love accessing his mind his feelings his intense dramatic soul I love the big Senne-show <3 #Senne is much more than the adjectives people used to describe him or what they thought of him #I'm using most of the quotes in this gifset ironically #except for Zoë's and Milan's...#and unfortunately V*ktor's #we can say Senne is complex but not in the way that klootzak meant #oh btw the quotes from gifs 1 and 4 are answers for the question in bold that is in the middle just for the aesthetics #I wanted to make something ~special~ for his bday so I decided to try BLENDING for the first time... geez #I hope I won't be too embarrassed in the future about this set because atm I'm finding it nice to look at...#anyway happy birthday to my son

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fierykitten2 · 5 months

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Apparently Help Wanted 2 comes out on the 14th. Now if only there had been some actual promotion for The Indigo Disk, I would’ve suggested a Barbenheimer-style fandom crossover thing

Instead, can I turn your attention to the fact that F-Zero 99 was shadowdropped the day after The Teal Mask released?

#ooh using Game Freak’s absence of promotion to justify my preferred crossover being better than the one where the release is identical #even though I’ve just been generally more excited for The Indigo Disk from the start and still am #that was mean #but seriously it’s less than 2 weeks away and we haven’t heard any new information since early August #Pokémon x FNaF x F-Zero #yes okay I seem to have forgotten about the demo version thing that happened #but that only really confirmed that the area is pretty #what I want to know is what do Dino Entei and Robo Terrakion look like?#also you should know whatever I want to have as a Pokémon x F-Zero crossover isn’t even directly Teal Mask-related #it’s literally just the Future Paradox Pokémon up to and including Iron Leaves racing in the F-Zero Grand Prix #(Iron Crown and Robo Terrakion are from The Indigo Disk so they’re automatically excluded)

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