#I mean yeah Derek probably isn't dead

[chaosandwolves]

I can't believe this silly movie broke my heart so badly that I put on one of my biggest comfort movies and that I'm staying on the couch to sleep...

How do you just f*ck over your own fans like that?

Derek deserved to be finally at ease and happy.

Derek deserved better but so did we.

I'm truly heartbroken cause they didn't need to do that. They said this is for the fans but then pull that... Wow

[cryptidcorners]

No format, because my brain is ROTTING. Derek Dandorth headcanons or character essay? Uhhh, I think so!

I honestly kind of deepened his whole character, lol. Sorry but I can't help myself. I promise I'm working on a fic rn !!

Some quick warnings are mentions of childhood trauma and such!

✦ Derek Danforth, someone who craves attention and emotional intimacy more than anything — while his relationships may be minor in numbers, he holds them dearly. His competitive nature, self loathing and lack of social skills (+ him being a bit of a loser) contributes greatly to his behavior. Most of the time, he wallflowers at a party or scrolls through social media.

✦ He challenges people who succeed much better than him. Derek has always been fighting for someone to see him, even if it's just mindless praise. Derek devotes so much of his time to appear better and he lives off the dopamine of people liking him. Derek doesn't seem to fit in with others and isn't as popular as most assume.

✦ Enjoys time consuming activities, such as his morning routine. I think he'd like writing as well. Just anything to kill time, he'll do.

✦ So sassy. Yes, he is very awkward — but Derek is incredibly charismatic and smiley when he's in his field. Anytime Derek is in uncomfortable places, he goes dead quiet. It's really just instinct to kind of go on autopilot when he isn't contributing anything. But yeah, he's a drama queen with a huge attitude.

✦ Probably has the most wildest music taste, or taste in general. I mean, have you seen his outfits?

✦ Very needy and clingy. In all his relationships, he's overly affectionate, sweet and chases any positive reactions. Constantly calling to check in on them, send in gifts or shower them in compliments. He's a hopeless romantic.

✦ Speaking of romantic, he's definitely crazy over the genre. He's so lovesick he probably has a shelf filled with books from the romance genre.

✦ Derek enjoys when people play with his hair, or share soft intimacy. Hugs that last too long, cuddling under the covers or talking nonstop — drives him crazy.

✦ Rambles about wine. I don't think he'd drink it too much but he'd definitely have a heavy preference and drop his opinions no matter what.

[buckybarnesss]

Imagine a world where all of the TW characters were given time and space to unpack their trauma. Where we saw Scott and Derek actually get to bond over how Peter hurt them both, how Isaac and Stiles could relate to seeing a parent become someone they no longer recognized. Just. Imagine.

the fact derek hale was never allowed to talk about his trauma will forever make sad, frustrated and angry. he is probably one of the most traumatized characters to grace television but he's not allowed to acknowledge any of it.

the other day, on the teen wolf sub reddit (believe i know. it's a sickness that i keep going back) i talked about how it bothered me how it is peter and jennifer that get to talk about paige. in visionary, peter is telling a story. paige isn't really a person to him and we know there is no way what peter tells stiles and cora is the whole truth. for her part, jennifer has mythologized paige's death and almost sanctified derek for committing the virgin sacrifice that allowed the nemeton to have enough power to save her when kali left her for dead. it's partly why she's so obsessed with him. in a twisted way derek saved her so paige is just a means to an end.

meanwhile derek doesn't even get to so much as say her name or confirm the real story when he was the one who had a relationship with paige. he is the one who knew her as a person, loved her and mourned her. .

someone in response to my saying that was like yeah well derek's not just gonna talk about his trauma. he's not that kind of guy.

and i'm like why not? characters suffering is not the only interesting way to tell a story.

if derek's story was to eventually evolve than that could've been part of it. opening up and healing.

imagine how powerful it would've been if derek was able to reach out to scott in the wake of allison's death and be able to tell scott about paige, that he understood all to well what scott was going through. imagine how much character growth that would've been for the both of them. derek finally able to reach out to someone emotionally and for scott to reach back finally able to set aside his issues with derek to see him as a person.

the missed opportunity that was cora hale. we could've learned about talia and laura and pre-fire peter via a couple of conversations between her and derek. there wasn't even a proper reunion between the two. (the fact most of our information about talia hale comes from gerard fucking argent still pisses me off).

malia was also a missed opportunity. derek had what? maybe one real scene with her? malia's character development should've been related to her reconnecting with her father, readjusting to being human and her figuring out what it means to be a hale by blood and what that legacy meant to her. not putting her immediately into a romantic relationship with stiles. derek could've factored into that. specifically regarding loss and guilt.

like derek finding out he had a cousin and malia finding out that just because she doesn't really care for peter doesn't mean there aren't other hales she can possibly have a relationship with.

isaac and stiles being bitchy to each other is fun but it's jealousy based due to scott. i think they could've overcome this eventually. imagine them hating theo together???? beautiful.

scott and isaac. i love them. adore them. but i will forever be pressed about that scene where scott throws isaac into a wall. like, fuck off. it was weirdly out of character for scott. instead of all the stuff about allison they could've talked about their dads. scott weirdly doesn't talk much about rafael and that bothers me because rafael mccall needed to be read for fucking filth (i am a child of an alcoholic so this may be a me thing). like we saw how much stiles hated rafael mccall. it would've been interesting for isaac (who was living with scott and melissa) to in turn be protective of him.

we had a whole episode of kira having a life changing field trip with derek and i wanted more that okay. that was a dynamic we needed more of.

i maintain lydia and derek's relationship would've been like two reality show judges. two beautiful people dealing with a world of plebs. lydia martin making derek hale have a spa day was a missed opportunity.

jordan parrish and derek hale being the personification of "someone is going to die." "of fun!" meme from parks and recs.

derek hale (and everyone else on this show) should've been allowed to unpack some of their trauma suitcases.

the fans wanted found family and the show took us by the hand and said "no. xoxoxoxo"

[megaawkwardhuman]

I've said it once and I'll say it over and over again

my personal definition of insanity is trying to make sense of details that were probably just overlooked in a show

with that being said here's my theory on the whole killing someone's sire = bad things and how can still be true

warning: I'm aware this is like 99% bullshit and prob doesn't make sense I'm just having fun and dealing with gay vampire withdraw by having a category 5 hyper fixation event

OK OK SOOOOO as we know nandor was able to kill derek without killing gullermo (all it did was make him human)

which makes no sense since not that long ago nandor was freaking out about the baron dying and back in season 3 he tried his darndest to make sure the sire didn't die so that all of vampire kind wouldn't die

now a common theory I see is that the main reason why killing those two would be bad while meanwhile killing derek wouldn't be as much is a matter of the person ageing the amount of time they spent as a vampire (as seen by guillermo growing a beard and longer hair when being made a human again) so if a vampire who lived past a human's life expectancy they would just die

and yeah I fully believe that

I mean it makes a lot of sense

but it wouldn't explain why killing the sire would kill ALL vampires

sure it'd kill vampirism but not the younger vampires themselves

this is where my bs theory comes in!

now despite being bitten a month ago guillermo was only by the looks of it (I'll get into what I mean later) a FULL vampire for not that long (as seen by his outfit not changing at all from finally drinking blood to the party to the fake ceremony)

sooooo what if when nandor killed derek it was in a small period of time where under specific circumstances it WAS possible to kill the vampire who turned guillermo?

let me explain

so to be a vampire you kinda have to be dead

but what exactly kills you? (if you die purely due to the bite)

back in season 1 what kills jenna is a fever induced by the vampire cells so most likely that's what normally kills you

or at least the process most likely takes a while to kill you

but what if it (the vampire cells) didn't kill him

you see as we know his van helsing blood has been fighting off the vampirism with all its might ever since he got turned by derek (which is why memo was a weird half vamp all season)

and when guillermo died it was for a very VERY short period of time

so what if his van helsing blood brought him fully back to life?

like memo was dead enough for long enough to jump start the processes power wise but due to the van helsing blood fighting back and bringing him back he was going through all of that while still alive

OR he did die but not fully

like I said before guillermo's death was surprisingly short

well what if instead of being brought back by van helsing blood what if it wasn't able to bring him fully back so instead made it so that he didn't die fully (which was the best it could do)

with that being said however I personally believe that if nandor waited until the next day it prob would have been too late

for you see I think drinking blood not only finished giving guillermo his powers I also think that it would have also led to the vampire cells realizing that guillermo either isn't dead or isn't fully dead

so IF guillermo said he wanted to stay a vampire OR if they waited any longer they couldn't have turned him human again by killing derek since he would have fully died by then

so with all of that being said I think under normal circumstances if you killed the vampire who turned you after being fully killed by vampire cells you die

but if you were brought back through other means or you kill them BEFORE you fully die you go back to how you were pre bite

now you're probably wondering WHY TF WOULD NANDOR KNOW ALL OF THIS!?!?

weeeeeeell remember the trip he promised guillermo back in season 3?

while I do believe he wanted to make turning him a trip to make him realize what he'd lose as a vampire

I also think that he probably did some research in the council library beforehand

so that IF guillermo still wanted to become a vampire

and guillermo learned the hard way that he couldn't handle being a vampire

well...

at least his last memories with guillermo would be nice before he "fixed guillermo's problem" if you catch my drift

tl;dr: normally killing the vampire who turned you would actually kill you but due to blood bullshit™️ and timing nandor was able to kill derek without killing guillermo and make him human again

also he knew this shit cause he looked into it before the trip he planned all the way back in season 3 as a plan if shit hits beyond the fan

[sunnyie-eve]

10 | Just Worried

Series: Heinous

Paring: Billy Loomis x OFC ! Stu Macher x OFC ! Mickey Altieri x OFC

Word Count: 1.8k

Warnings: none

| MASTERLIST |

Allison sits down to watch and Mickey sits next to her closely so he could pull her rest into his chest as they watch the press conference. She moves a bit closer to him letting out a sigh so he rubs her back.

"Hello, girls. Enjoying yourselves?" Lois, Murphy, and a few of their sisters come up to the group.

"Hello, Sister Lois, Sister Murphy." Hallie smiles at them.

"Hello, pledges. Hi, Sidney. Hi, Allison." Murphy smiles so they just say hey back. "This must be flat-out hell for you both. How are you girls holding up?" She asks them.

"We manage." Sidney tells her.

"It's really weird, isn't it? To think this fuss is because of you two." She laughs and Mickey rubs Allison's back more. "I mean, not directly, but in fine six-degrees-of-Kevin Bacon way." She smiles.

Allison looks at Mickey, who was staring at them then looks at Derek. They all had the same look on their faces about them. "Now, Hallie, Lia, are you gonna bring your friends to our little martini mixer tonight?" Lois asks so both girls say they'll all be there.

"You gonna start to dress like that once you get in?" Derek asks Sidney.

"That's not gonna happen." She tells him.

"The Delta Lambda are the biggest bunch of fuckin-," Mickey starts but Hallie cuts in.

"Hey, I'm pledging Delta Lambda, thank you." The guys share a look.

"Same here. But I could care less what you say about them just don't include me when I get in." Lia says then leaves the group.

"Oh my god." Sidney says and Allison sees who she was looking at.

Allison jumps up and runs over to Dewey, "Dewey!" She makes him turn around and open his arms for her to run into.

"What are you doing here?" Sidney rushed over and he hugged both of them.

"I was worried about you girls. I heard about what happened and I was on the next plane. Can we talk?" He asks and they say yeah and all go sitting in a gazebo. "Are you guys okay?" He asks.

"We were fine. Things were okay until now." Sidney tells him. "Theater's going great." She adds.

"And Film for me. Oh and Sidney got her first starring role. They open in two days." Allison adds making him congratulate her.

"We got great friends. I'm seeing someone. Nice guy. Premed, no apparent psychic tendencies." Sidney chuckles some.

"And I'm still single." Allison smiles.

"Oh please. You might as well say you're in one if you and Mickey keep flirting and hooking up." Sidney smiles at her and she roll her eyes at her.

"Hey, we talked about our situation so bud out of it missy. We're good right now." Allison makes Sidney laugh.

"I was just worried. Look, if there is some freaked-out psycho trying to follow in Billy Loomis' footsteps, you probably already know him. Or her... or them. They're probably already in your life. They get off on that. Or it's possible they're not dead." Dewey tells them.

"They're dead because they would've been back by now. I know Billy wanted me dead so he would have tried by now." Sidney tells him.

"I just want you two to be careful." He adds making her stand up.

"You think we don't know that, Dewey? But what are we supposed to do? Just cut everybody off? Crawl under a rock? What?" She asks as Allison walks over to her side.

"Just watch out. Keep an eye out. Watch each other. I'm gonna talk to Chief Hartley and local police. I'm gonna just hang around. I wanna make sure you're both safe, if that's all right with y'all." He tells them so they nod their heads.

As he leaves the group goes over to the two girls. Derek asks if Sidney is okay and asked who Dewey was so she tells him. "Deputy Dewey. Woodsboro's finest. What's he doing here?" Randy asks.

"He's worried. Our surrogate big brother." Allison tells him.

"Nothing like a funeral to bring the family together. I'm gonna go say hi." Randy leaves again.

"Chief Hartley said the girl was stabbed seven times. And with the knife wounds they know the killer is left-handed." Mickey tells the two.

"You're left handed aren't you?" Derek looks at him making him laugh.

"Yes, I am. But look, Hallie is also left handed." Mickey points out.

"Dynamic duo." Derek looks at Hallie as she glares at them.

"Yes, but you don't wanna leave out the other 10% of the student population and people who are ambidextrous." Mickey tells him. "Also-," Mickey starts again.

"Drop it." Derek tells him.

"Hello Sidney, Allison. How are you?" They turn around to see Gale.

"Hi. What do you want, Gale?" Allison speaks before Sidney.

"Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you both. Mostly Sidney." She says and has Cotton step up.

"Cotton." Sidney says and Allison looks at her.

"Hi, Sid." He tells her.

"Here we are at Windsor College where Sidney Prescott has just been reunited with Cotton Weary for the first time since she wrongly accused him of murdering her mother and Allison Elsher's father." Gale says while her cameraman films.

"What the hell are you doing?" Sidney snaps at her.

"We want to know how you feel. Tell us everything that's happened, looking back on the last two years." Gale says then Cotton talks to Sidney. "Have any comments?" Gale asks her.

"Bitch." Sidney steps forward making Derek get her.

"Oh Sidney share with us." Allison back hands Gale for Sidney because Derek was holding her.

"I'll share with you!" Mickey jumps in pulling her back now too.

"Did you get that on film?" Hallie asks the guy.

"Yes, I got that in film." He says as the group walks away.

"I wish I got that on film." Mickey said letting Allison go and she flipped him off walking away from the group. "Allison. Allie." Mickey follows her.

"Mickey, I just wanna go back to my room and be alone." She sighs.

"Are you sure you don't want company?" He smiles pointing his camera at her.

"I'm sure. I'll see you tonight at the martini mixer." She says in a pretty dumb tone.

"You aren't gonna join them right?" He raises an eyebrow.

"Do I look dumb?" She does the same as him.

"Well..." He gives her a playful smile causing her to hit him.

"Fuck you, Mickey Altieri. If I'm dumb you're psychotic."

"Why do you say that?" He smirks making her feel weird but she laughs at it.

"Well for one you have a fascination with murderers and how the media affects them." She says the main thing that stands out.

"What? People can't have something that's creepy to like? What about you? What's your creepy thing?" He puts the camera down stepping closer to her.

"I find Psychotic killers in movies and TV characters attractive. And not well known real life ones, let me make that clear."

"Well if it were real killers that would be a little fucked up." He laughs at her then sees her mood change, "You don't have anything to worry about. It's not Billy and Stu anymore because they're dead." He grabs her hand.

"No, now I have to worry about this new guy, girl, or two people working together."

"I'll make sure you don't get hurt." He kisses the top of her head.

"Maybe I do want a little company for a little while... till Lia comes home." She says nervously wanting someone to be with.

"Of course." He follows her inside the building and then into the room. "If you don't wanna talk about it it's okay... but what do you think this killers motive is?" Mickey asks, laying down next to Allison on her bed.

"A copycat looking for fun... Someone, who knows, wanting revenge... I don't know." She sighs then notices Mickey filming her again. "You and that damn camera." She laughs putting her hand out to cover the lease.

"Stop, we love you." Mickey sits up as she glares at him through the camera. "Smile while you give me that look." He says making her laugh and she tries to keep the glare but can't.

"What are you doing?" She asks as he sets the camera down facing them.

"I love when you smile and laugh so." He starts to tickle her. When she couldn't take it anymore, she grabs his face and kisses him making him stop, "I love that too." He smiles in the kiss.

Allison wraps her arms around his neck to pull him in closer to deepen the kiss. Of course, Mickey didn't have a problem with whatsoever and accepts it. In to time it was messy, teeth clanking together and tongues swirling urgently.

Mickey's hands were rough as he palmed her breast as he kissed her, groaning a little when he felt her teeth lightly sink into his bottom lip and her hands tug his soft hair.

Sadly the mood was interrupted when the phone rang, "Son of a bitch." He reaches to answer the phone, "Sorry, Allison can't come to the phone right now and Lia isn't home. Goodbye." He ends the call.

"Seriously?" She laughs at him before he leans back in to kiss her but they hear the door.

"Lia's home." He rolls off of her as Lia enters.

"You're here... of course." She forces a smile.

"You're in luck... I was only here keeping her company till you got back." Mickey tells her getting up and going to the door. "See you later." Mickey leaves.

"So what are you wearing tonight?" Lia asks Allison.

"Jeans with a top. Oh can't forgot the shoes." She messes with her.

"I hate you. Try to look good." Lia whines making Allison laugh.

"Yes, ma'am. I can't embarrass a pledge!" Allison salutes her.

"How often do you let Mickey in our room when I'm not here? You know I don't trust him. He's creepy." Lia says going through her closet.

"As I said I get you are looking out for me but..."

Lia cuts her off, "A campus full of hot guys and you pick that thing? Fuck, I'd pick Randy before Mickey." She says disgusted.

"Well I'm not you. Lia, I trust Mickey. He's never made me feel off." Allison explains to her.

"Did Billy it Stu ever make you feel off?" She crosses her arms at Allison and she doesn't respond. "Exactly my point." She says as someone knocks on the door. "What?" She opens it.

"I forgot my camera on the dresser." Mickey goes over and picks it up.

"You and that damn camera." Lia rolls her eyes.

"I'm a film student so... bye again Allison." He leaves the room.

[thefirsthogokage]

Criminal Minds 2x08:

'Empty Planet'

Reaction/Commentary Below The Cut

The quick shot of the back of this guy's head reminded me of Charlie Cox. Probably just the dark hair, glasses, and scruff from behind.

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I guess it was a smart idea to wait on having Emily come in a few episodes later. Make the show feel like it's missing something by not having another person there.

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Oh look, they properly had Hotch introduce people, unlike the last episode with weird shit with Derek.

This show must have cost them so much money to do.

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Yeah, like they could have gotten that reconstructed so fast. Also, did she say dried peas as shrapnel? Wouldn't those burn up and not go far and not be identifiable? What the fuck?

Directing choice: why did they have Derek stand up and walk a step away to call Penelope? Absolutely unnecessary thing to do? Why did they do that?

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What a twat.

Oh, now a dead twat.

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I mean, you should have said you were FBI sooner...

I love that they have this AI doc played by a Black woman. Especially a Bark black woman. It's nice rep.

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(well my cat got into my furnace filters and damaged one slightly. Hope it's still useable)

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KEEP HER SAFE! SEND A PROTECTION DETAIL!

She's gonna die too, isn't she? They haven't been checking her office, have they?

Ok, unsub there.

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(I still painfully want my Bolognese. UGH)

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Oh wow, is she really his mother? Damn.

You were a BABY! How the fuck would she recognize him.

Oh, she gave up a daughter. What a huge coincidence, damn.

So, re: the book, did she hate herself for giving her kid up, that's why she had the child in the book kill their own mother? Hunh.

She saved him, wow. Interesting.

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Awww. Very sweet of you Gideon. Also of course Reid wouldn't lie about that.

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Oh we at least get to see Prentiss next episode. Nice! On to that then!

[pretoriafics]

Russian Roulette - Pt. 2

In this series, you will find Alternative Universe, Soulmate plot, Angst, Fluff. In this chapter, you will find: You met the creepy man from the black car, finally! But things began to get weird for you. Word count: 1.560 Pairings: Reader x Derek Original characters of this chapter: Bennie, your host mom; A weird ginger lady Warnings: English is not my main language <3 Yeah, it was based on Russian Roulette by Rihanna Russian Roulette series: Chapter One | Chapter Three RUSSIAN ROULETTE MASTERLIST TEEN WOLF MASTERLIST

You were without a sign of clues.

Well, you were pretty sure that the creepy guy who was talking with Scott and Stiles that day at the school had the answers you were asking for. However, you don't even know his name, and do this question to Scott and Stiles wasn't a viable option. They will never tell you anything about it. You have just one choice: To stay alert and watch things as close as you can.

But, you know, sometimes things happen funnily. The universe has a weird sense of humor.

You were driving through the city in the afternoon, going to get the girls from ballet, and thinking about a plan or something that you could do. Beacon Hills was a tiny city, so if you find out the name of that guy, you could look for a few pieces of information about him. Actually, you were so absorbed in your own thoughts that you just didn't saw the traffic lights become red. The car in front of you stopped, but you didn't stop the car. In fact, when you saw the red light, your eyes got wider and you stepped into the car brake. The loud sound of the tire sliding in the asphalt echoed through the entire street, and your car crashed in the back of the car in front of you.

God, you were so fucked up! You had just screwed the car of your host family! Sebastian and Barbara will be so upset with you!

Immediately, you come out of the car with your face red with anxiety and anger. How could you be so inattentive? But when you saw a man coming out of the car, the color of your face changed from red to white in fear.

You'd just hitten in a black car. A Camaro, you thought without sure. The man was that creepy guy, who you saw talking with Scott and Stiles. Oh, God. You felt your stomach fell in fear, and you froze. He will take a gun to point of you, you are pretty sure about it!

But instead of it, he just looked at you, watching you attentively. His face still looks serious.

"You okay?"

Well, at least he is a polite criminal. Which market does he work at? Is he a drug dealer? A killer? Or he's some kind of... pimp? But why Scott and Stiles would get into a deal or something like that with a pimp?

He doesn't sound like a pimp for you. Actually, he seems like a killer. Maybe he is a killer and a drug dealer...

You breathe in deeply and finally replies him.

"Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry! I don't have so much time with a driver's license. You okay?"

"I noticed that." His eyes become narrowed, and he gave you a discreet smile "Don't worry about me, I'm okay."

He looks at the damage done, and you follow his gaze. Fortunately, you stepped into the car brake soon enough to get just a little smash on both cars. Of course, your low speed helped to minimize the damage.

"Oh, God." You complain, letting out a long sigh. "Wait."

You went back to your car and took a pen and a post-it from the glove compartment. You weren't giving him your phone number just for being fair with him about the accident. It was just an excuse to, finally, find out his name. Quickly, you wrote your name with your phone number and gave the post-it for him.

"Could you give me your phone number? I'll fix your car, don't worry." He told you the numbers, slowly, and you could make the one million dollar question. "Okay. What's your name?"

"Derek Hale."

Oh my gosh, now you know his name! You would finally find out what the heck is going on.

"Alright. I'll send you a message to talk about the car. And sorry!"

Well, you were a lucky Au Pair. Your host family didn't get angry with you. Actually, they were happy you were okay and said that you don't have to worry about the car fix costs. It was great because 200 dollars per week as a salary really wasn't too much money. They just asked you to be careful while driving.

After taking a look at the girls, you ran to your room on the second floor, the last room in the corridor. Quickly, you took the laptop and begun to search on the internet about Derek. You found a piece of news, who was talking about a fire in a house. Reading that news, you found out that it was his house. Almost everybody died, except for Derek and his uncle, Peter, who is actually hospitalized in a clinic, with his whole body burnt.

Well... Maybe you were being unfair to him. It is such a sad history! But you need to continue your search. You need to prove yourself he isn't a criminal or some sort of it because, in the end, you need to protect your boys.

The next day, you were at a restaurant, lunching with Barbara, your host mom, and boss. You call her lovingly Bennie, and she was born and raised in Beacon Hills. If there's one that probably would know about Derek, that person would be her.

"So, Bennie... What about the car fixing?"

"Oh, dear, don't worry about that." She looks at you with a soft smile. "I'd talked with Hale about it. Everything is solved."

"Uh, really? That's great! And what do you know about him?"

Barbara was more than a boss. She was your friend, your second mom. And, sometimes, like every mom, she had the power to let you embarrassed. She was doing it right now, looking at you suggestively.

"Oh, you're interested in him? Why you didn't tell me before? I would talk with him about you! I don't judge you, I mean, all that bad boy kind... Wow! Don't lose this opportunity, girl!"

Bennie has the amazingly cringe-worthy manner ever: she loves to show you a few guys, telling you to call them to date. It wasn't being different now that you're asking her questions about Hale.

"Gosh, Bennie!" You laugh "Luckily Sebastian is not here."

"Well, I met Derek's mom once. He reminds me of her... You know, with all of that 'sweet' personality." Bennie gave a soft smile for you. "But she was a good person. Her name was Talia. Derek was out of the town since a few time ago but seems he came back. I didn't know about it." Bennie narrowed her eyes and gave you a large smile "And you know what? I think Talia would love to meet you!"

"Jesus Christ, Bennie, stop!" You hide your face with one of your hands, blushing while Bennie laughs about your reaction.

"You!"

A female voice came out of nowhere. A ginger woman, with a red dress, approaches you and Bennie. She seems so... Impressed. And she was looking at you.

"Can I help you?" You said, confused.

"I know what are you looking for, (Y/N)."

You froze. How did she know about your name? You had never, ever seen that woman in your entire life.

"...I'm sorry, I don't know-"

"Look for Haytham." She took a pen from her bag and wrote an address on a napkin from the table. A cold shiver ran down your spine when you noticed that her eyes were so empty and distant as a dead body's eyes. "He's a priest. But look at me, child: You are in a decisive moment of your life. You have two paths to choose from. If you continue to look for answers, you will know the truth and the truth is not what you're expecting. This truth will change your life forever, and your life will become a truly Russian roulette, girl. But if you give up on the call of Selene, and give up on your search, your life will be peaceful, but you will spend the entire life knowing that you lost something and you will never know what it is. You will look for something for the rest of your life that you know it's yours, but you will never find it. The choice is yours."

At this moment, you were so terrified, that you have cringed in the chair. Bennie was equally scared, and she was already looking around for some help. Everyone was looking at the table you were on.

Suddenly, after look at you with her dead eyes, the woman fell to the floor, unconscious. Bennie got up from the chair while everybody was looking at the woman, terrified and worried. Bennie instructed you.

"Call an ambulance!"

Terrified and with your hands shaking, you followed her ask while Bennie was watching the lady. As a doctor, Bennie could give her first aid until the ambulance comes in. But when Bennie took the woman's wrist, she contracted her lips in anxiety. Immediately, Bennie put her hands in the woman's chest and...

Oh, Gosh, she was trying to resuscitate the woman.

Bennie was doing a few chest compressions on the woman, which is obviously wasn't a good sign. After a few trying, Bennie shakes her head negatively. Nervous, you asked for her.

"She will be okay?"

Bennie contracts her lips.

"No, (Y/N). She's dead."

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP meme from Scream Queens Ep 1 "Pilot" & Ep 2 "Hell Week"(Note: Offensive content, use at own discretion)

Something really bad happened.

Did you just get your period all over yourself?

This isn't my blood.

Who told you you could have a baby here tonight?

I'm sure I can walk if I can just get some Gatorade.

I don't care if you can walk.

How are we supposed to get you to the front door without everyone seeing you all gross and postpartum?

No one wants to see that at a party.

This is super embarrassing.

I didn't even know I was pregnant.

You guys, they're playing "Waterfalls."

Is that a baby? Amazing.

I am not missing "Waterfalls" for this. "Waterfalls" is my jam.

Give the baby some mojito to quiet it down.

How do you know she's dead?

These are my minions. I don't know their names. I don't want to know their names.

I have a colonic at 10

Life is a class system.

Oh, still a lot of puke to scrub.

Yeah, you have an amazing skill at telling people what they need to hear.

I'm sorry. Did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?

I hate sororities, and I hate you.

First of all, I'm not a lesbian.

You see, out in the real world, people just don't talk that way to other people. It's not normal.

Well, that sure sounds suspicious.

No one forced that goat to get as drunk as it got.

Historically, short people are sneaky backstabbers, like Napoleon or Paul Shaffer.

I could actually handle that you're built like a Thai ladyboy, but what I can't stand is that you think you're my heir apparent.

Don't you want me to spray-tan you?

I would honestly rather not have you around.

The police still can't figure out who filled that tank with hydrochloric acid.

It's good enough for me, and the D.A., who, last I heard, considers the case closed.

What is that skirt?

Your organization might want to find a lawyer.

I'm a pretty smart cookie.

I would not get personal with me, sweetheart.

I don't fight fair.

I am sentimental.

Look, girls are vicious, okay?

I don't have any of my own memories.

Just like we planned. Three-second silent hug, and then you leave.

Ooh, somebody call CSI, because there was a murder scene in that bathroom.

Someone puked in the sink and I'm pretty sure I saw an actual ringworm climbing up the wall. I'm not afraid of anything, but that bathroom scared the crap out of me.

This is gonna be a year of infinite possibilities.

Hold this. It's too heavy.

You didn't knock!

Look at them. They're the dregs of society.

Each one of these gashes is worse than the next.

She smells like hot dog water, and probably sprained her neck giving blumpkins down at the local bowling alley.

Look, I'm not saying that all heterosexual sex is rape. I'm saying all heterosexual sex is gross, and that deep down, every woman knows this.

All that girl's after is a whole lot of bikini burger.

Hey, girl, can I just ask you, what's up with your outfit?

God knows what they're talking about, basic bitches.

What fresh hell is this?

I need you to stay popular, 'cause if you want to stay at the top of the list of the pieces of ass I'm getting, there's criteria. And the criteria is you got to be popular.

Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there, because I'm getting really pissed off.

Stop fake crying.

Anyone you dated would be popular. I mean, they would be popular because they're dating you.

My ego, it's super strong, ok, but it's not strong enough that I can just go around dating garbage people.

Like, yes, I could find a random girl who wasn't popular, and, yes, if I started dating her she would then become popular.

But you said you loved me.

I do sort of love you.

I would love you a lot more if other people loved you, too.

Okay, I need you to leave because you're bumming me out

We're just trying to have a nice day hitting golf balls at hippies.

Pretty girls, like you and me.

That's why I'm gonna burn your face off.

Ugh! You burned the milk!

Next time, I get you fired, or worse.

Actually, I just want a regular coffee. Those white girl pumpkin spice lattes annoy me.

I like to think of myself, uh, as an investigative reporter.

I had to get a restraining order.

I tend to get a bit passionate about things.

Look, you intentionally led me on.

You kept acting like you liked me just so you could humiliate me.

Enter, ye who dare.

I love a creepy collage.

It's about kicking the living crap out of someone when they disrespect you.

I was just in your room, where I noticed you have a sizeable shrine with evil burning candles, photos of me with my face scratched out and pairs of my stolen panties.

How about I just drown you in it?

Well, of course she's dead! You just burned her face off!

You don't die from getting your face burned off.

There's a dead woman in your kitchen.

I'm going to the authorities.

That's not how I saw it. And my witnesses agree.

You're an awful person.

Who wants cocktails?

How did my life turn into this?

Have you seen the way girls dress on this campus?

I'm sitting in the same office I used to throw bricks into.

You're awful in bed. Are you aware?

I'm gonna take a pair of your panties.

I'm gonna barf on your face unless you get out of here.

Try to figure out who gave you such disgusting mommy issues.

You loaded a dead body into a freezer.

What are you proposing?

I want to help you with your exposé, secretly feed you info.

You need eyes on the inside.

I don't know what to do with the body.

Are you saying dead bodies don't turn you on?

You are so lame, you know that?

God, I love all that death stuff.

Show me the body.

Show me the dead body.

This blood oath will ensure solidarity among us. We are all related now.

I just Googled "blood oath" and this is what came up.

What does this oath even mean?

I just need you all to not say anything about what happened, and I figured a blood oath was cheaper than buying you all presents.

Wait, what about STDs?

Idiot, you don't get STDs from blood oaths.

You get STDs from dirty toilet seats and drinking the water in Mexico.

Um, "STD" stands for "sexually transmitted disease," which means that it's transmitted sexually.

When were you in Mexico?

You know what, forget the blood oath.

I can't stay silent!

I'm calling my mom, and I'm going home.

Okay, Pissy Spacek, you and I have a few differences we need to iron out.

I want you to be one of my minions.

It's the gateway to the top of the heap.

You put on a good front, but you're miserable.

Don't you think any of that has anything to do with the fact that you've created an atmosphere based solely on negativity and raw ambition?

Can we talk for real for a second, please?

I mean, you're so confident without being mean. What antidepressants are you on?

Don't you see that all that's happened isn't a crisis? It's an opportunity.

Yeah, no, I tried. See, I really tried. But all of this flowery, peace-on-Earth crap, it makes me want to puke.

You haven't even seen half of what I'm capable of!

Totally spit in your coffee, bitch.

I don't mean to be a contrarian, but I'm enjoying this.

Is that killer noises or am I hallucinating?

I'm gonna ask one more time, will you speak up?

What can you tell us about the murder?

There's an exodus right now.

The risks are real, but we need to close ranks.

I don't feel comfortable with a man protecting me. It's representative of the patriarchal, post-colonial culture that encourages violence against women.

We buy a pig and feed it the body. Pigs will eat anything.

Don't go skating on those poop lagoons, because if you fall in, you'll drown in the poop and come springtime, there'll be nothing left of your body.

Here's what you should do. Pulverize her teeth, burn off her fingerprints, and disfigure her face. Once her body is unrecognizable, we can create an incision on her inner thigh and drain out all of her bodily fluids. That'll give us more time to deconstruct the body.

Truly grinding down a body takes a lot of work. You need a really good food processor, and you run the risk of fouling the plumbing, which is why you should only do it if you know how to clear out meat and bones from a drain pipe.

I'm willing to help in any way possible.

You're obviously a psychopath and those ideas are insane!

Why are you trying to terrify us?

Can I call you Mom?

I feel so loved and protected by all of you.

Actually, it's a new pop culture trend where young women desperately in need of role models call other girls they look up to Mom.

I thought you'd be cool with it.

I mean, I did just give you several ways to dispose of a body.

Okay, fine. Just stop talking.

You are so friggin' creepy!

Someone just mowed off a deaf girl's head in our backyard.

I mean, as you can see, I'm not licensed to carry a sidearm.

Wait, so you don't have a gun?

I have pepper spray. And I have a walkie talkie that I can use to call the police, who do have guns.

What good are you?

Get the hell out of there. Run away, real fast.

Now, I would give you my number, but my cell phone is off right now.

If you want the place clean, maybe you shouldn't have burned the maid's face off.

Don't you wonder what's in there?

People have been whispering about that house for years, that it's haunted, that something really bad happened. I mean, there's no way there isn't some real-life story behind it, right?

I'm gonna have to break in.

I mean, I don't think anyone's gonna get killed in the 30 minutes we make out, right?

Can you stop talking?

You're kind of ruining whatever was good about it.

Please try to understand the situation I'm in.

I don't give a rat's ass about your job.

You know, I find good parenting incredibly attractive.

You're a snoopy little bugger.

Whose bloody clothes are those?

Supposedly, it was a super fun party.

We're all gonna pay for this.

I think it's all crap. Just a myth.

What happened to the baby?

Sometimes I picture myself like Derek Jeter, you know?

I'm gonna choke you out.

There's a serial killer on the loose.

Please don't say you want to choke me.

I'd love having sex with your corpse.

I'm sorry. This isn't working for me.

Well, I sort of am your boyfriend, and I'm protecting you by having sex with you.

No! I don't need a man to protect me.

How could I have wasted this much time?

Is my self-esteem really that low?

I'm sorry. I think we need to take a break.

I need you to leave right now!

You know, it would really help me feel better if I could just crawl into bed with you for a few minutes.

Are you gonna touch my wiener, or you gonna leave my wiener alone?

I'll leave your wiener alone.

Where are your hands?

He has a huge boner!

Why don't you go in there and ogle his big old boner?

Okay, uh, first of all, I'm not gonna go ogle his big old boner, because I'm not gay.

Look, I'm sorry everybody wants to have sex with me. Okay? I can't help that.

I'm hot. Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants, probably.

You're gonna have to go right now, 'cause I am breaking up with you.

Excuse me, I broke up with you!

I regretted what I said, and I just wanted to come here and tell you that I am so sorry.

Well, I accept your apology. And now I'm breaking up with you.

Do you know why I'm breaking up with you?

You can't deal with how hot I am.

Sorry, I just broke up with you.

Can you please put some clothes on?

Um, they said, uh, I shouldn't be alone, you know, in case I fall asleep and die.

Can I just get you a robe or something though?

So you're saying I'm the killer?

Okay, this isn't about me thinking you're boyfriend material.

God, I was so gonna go to third base with you tonight, too.

What if we stapled their earlobes?

Private like the parts on a man you like putting in your mouth?

I want to publicly come out as gay on my own.

I mean, you guys have to accept everybody, right?

I actually think that's illegal.

I will come after you, do you understand that? I will destroy you.

I trust you'll consider my offer.

Name one bad thing that ever happened at a Best Buy parking lot.

You're just, like, super attractive.

Um, well, I was trying to be inconspicuous.

It's better than losing your life.

I have a thing for playlists.

Someone's got a poo belly.

Sweet Yeezus, I don't even know where to begin with you.

Bitch, I'm about to smack you so hard, your tampon's gonna pop out.

I heard screaming.

So you think the serial killer is still up there?

Upstairs to get the killer before he gets away!

You just said that you think the killer is up there, and that's where you want to go?

This is freakin' terrifying!

The killer is in the house! You hear me?

I need my damn inhaler.

What, am I supposed to be scared?

Don't even come out. We plan on getting drunk, and I don't want your bad attitude ruining it.

We're headed down to White Stallion to pick up some sluts, baby!

Yes, okay, I burned her slightly, but stop saying that I killed her.

That was a tragic accident.

I am a kind and devoted and loving friend to all.

I'm not some crazed psychopath.

Maybe you're the killer.

I will not be put on trial.

The truth is we don't know who the killer is, and, yes, I suppose it could be someone in this room.

You want to go first?

I banged, like, 50 chicks.

What took you so long?

[falconlord5]

The Big Leagues

Here we are guys, the first episode of the second season of Static Shock! And, not coincidentally, the episode where Static joins the DC Animated Universe. Accept no substitutes.

Written by Len Uhley

Directed by Dave Chlystek

This guy looks like an X-Men reject

That's what Will Smith should've done; chucked rotten tomatoes!

Balloons with evil grins. Like that isn't a dead giveaway

I wouldn't, Ferret.

See, my favourite Joker design is BTAS. But I'm so glad they used the Justice League design in this episode compared to the Superman/New Adventures look.

Wrong answer, dude.

Ain't that the truth

Okay, even for you Bats, that's a little over dramatic.

They aged Timmy Todd up a bit, here.

Jesus Bruce could you be less of a dick?

No, sometimes he's worse.

...You put up grinning balloons. I mean come on man! That's like signing your own damned work.

You should be more concerned about Static, Joker. After all, it's nobodies like him who always get your goat...

Now that's a bat signal!

Jesus Bruce you are a dick.

It's quiet. Too quiet.

Kevin Altieri hated the Batplane, but I love it.

Timmy Todd has a point

Yeah, that's probably a good thing

Cutting it a little close, aren't you Static?

Goddamn Bruce, stop being a dick!

That's gonna hurt

I love the Joker getting a taste of his own medicine.

Static created by Dwayne McDuffie, Derek T. Dingle, Denys Cowan and Michael Davis

Batman created by Bill Finger

Animated by Dong Woo.

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#2

wishin you lots of love, saw in some comments/reblogs your husband passed away ~ just wanted to let you know someone out here is rooting for you and sending you lots of love and good vibes.

Thank you. This really means a lot. You're a kind person and the world could use more people like you.

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Fic Writer Ask Game:

Inspiration and Reading Asks:

1. How long ago did you start reading fanfiction? Writing fanfiction?

Reading when I was around 8 to 10 years old, ie: 1994-1996. Pre-ffnet. Yeah. That's right. Writing, started around 1999 or 2000. Also note that I haven't written anything at all since probably 2009, except for some 5 Sentence Smut prompt fills.

2. How do you spend your time when it comes to fanfiction? Are you primarily a fic reader, writer, or a perfect 50/50 split of both?

Definitely a reader, 100% of the time nowadays.

3. Are there any fics that inspired you to write what you do?

Oh I feel inspired all the time, but writing is too much of a "I have to sit down and focus for more than 5 minutes" task for me to handle these days.

4. Link your three favorite fics right now.

Don't judge me.

- https://archiveofourown.org/works/22339102 (Separate Ways, Star Wars, Din/Luke) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/277853 (The Lotus Eaters, Star Trek, James T./Spock) - https://archiveofourown.org/series/825264 (Aftercare, Walking Dead, Negan/Daryl)

Difficult choices.

5. What are your fanfic pet peeves? Do they have a huge effect on whether or not you decide to read something?

There are not many subjects/tags I won't read. Bad grammar is a huge turn-off. The formatting of the fic, too. Like huge blocky paragraphs is a turn-off. Also, I have this weird picky thing about where I like all of my dialogue to be on its own line instead of tucked inside a paragraph. But, a lot of the time now I use the Evie app to read fics aloud to me as I'm going about my day, so the formatting isn't as important as I'm not physically reading it.

6. How do you find new fic to read? Where do you primarily read fanfiction?

Always AO3. It's just too perfect for searching for what I want in the moment. Most of the time I search for top kudos fics, or explicit fics with the most kudos or comments that include my pairing.

7. Do you prefer to read short fics or long fics?

Both! I prefer long fics to listen to during my driving during the day, and short fics when I'm looking for a quick "fix."

8. How often do you reblog/comment on fics that you like?

Every time nowadays. Admittedly before this year I'd been rather lax about it, even if I left kudos. But I leave kudos and comments every time now.

9. Tag 3 fic writers you think are underrated/unknown in the fandom/fanfiction community.

To be honest I don't know any fanfic writers personally. :c I wish I did. And I'm not really steeped in the fanfiction community. But I would definitely recommend the authors of those fics I posted above! Brilliant, all.

10. What’s your favorite fandom, pairing, or character to read fic for?

Oh, please. The range is too huge. Right now? Kirk/Spock. But tomorrow? WHO KNOWS. I'm a multishipper with extremely few exceptions. K/S is one; I'll never ship either of them with anyone else. I'm a big Dean/Cas shipper ofc but I will ship Dean with plenty of others. I love Derek/Stiles but I will ship Stiles with others. Whatever strikes my fancy in whatever fandom I'm into at the moment tbh.

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[thefirsthogokage]

Criminal Minds 5x11:

'Retaliation'

Well, after a break of probably a couple days, I'm back to watch at least one episode because I'm in a decent enough mood to do so, so I probably shouldn't actually do so.

OnWAAAARDDD!

(I'm probably going to regret this.)

Spoilers: Yes. (I remembered this time! But assume yes if I don't say anything.)

Reactions/Commentary Below The Cut

Another episode where we start in the woods. Ok, what's the story with that this time?

Oh, it's the team chasing down someone.

"I'm sorry," .... For murdering...wait, what? He tired to kill the mother of his kid and he's sorry? What?

Oh holy crap.

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Emily is the biggest fucking badass. I mean, so is Derek. The two of them are their biggest badasses on the team.

Oh interesting, a first person shooter moment. Before they replicated it from Doom in the Doom movie. I don't know if they did that in tv before.

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Oh I definitely know the guy playing his partner. He's played gross guys before.

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They aren't cutting to the woman playing the ex wife enough here. And by that, I mean, there were A few answers she gave, and they didn't put the camera on her, they kept it on Shemar, though it clearly jumped to a different camera placement. What an odd choice. Unless it was necessary because her coverage was bad for some reason. I mean, not showing her when she's talking, especially that much, feels like they broke a rule. I get they might have wanted to show Derek's reaction, but there had to be a different way to do that and not awkwardly have the camera pointed at the back of the actresses head form two different camera placements.

He even moves to a place where they could have had him ask those questions and shown both of their faces. It just doesn't make sense. I really want to know what happened there.

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Yeah, Emily having someone murdered literally right next to her while she watched, fuck man.

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Oh I know why this guy bothers me, I think he played someone bad on Buffy. Maybe somewhere else. Some really gross bad guy, I'm sure.

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Fuck, killing the guy in front of his kid! I mean, yeah, don't send your kid to the door, but don't fucking murder a father in from of kid, damn.

"He won't remember it" you fucking POS.

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Why would he be dead?

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They do this cognitive thing like magic. Like, this isn't how this happens, right? They can't just recall this clearly if that isn't in their normal capacity.

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Is one of those people a woman? Looked like a woman?

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God his eyes or so gorgeously blue.

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The Dead comment is going to have turned out to be foreshadowing, right? Oh I guess not?

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So odd that even while Hotch is back, Derek is in his office, even though he's only the temp leader.

That's a sweet offer from Derek.

[thefirsthogokage]

Criminal Minds 3x09:

'Penelope'

So, I was told to watch the last couple minutes of the previous one. I am curious of about Derek's crisis of faith, but I was told to not watch the rest. Maybe I'll find out in the next one? Or I'll just ask.

Anywho...

Reactions/Commentary Below The Cut

With where Garcia got shot, isn't that at her heart? Oh I guess not, it looked like of it because of her jacket.

Hey, be less mean to the lady, she gave you Penelope's name!

Hyperventilating?

Oh Reid got there first. And how did the team find out?

Reid wouldn't handle another loss well. Derek would be pissed at himself not being there.

Oh Joe Mantegna got top billing now. Just watched the team shot before.

Nicholas Brandon? He's in this one? I know he was in it for a while, but, I can't remember entirely what he did. Computers? Did he sub for Penelope in this ep?

Wait, it was night. Hotch and Rossi said they would go to the scene. The others would stay 'til morning. but Hotch and Rossi were at the scene in the morning? Did they mean they would all go home and then get sorted in the morning, or did stupid happen? I'm thinking stupid happened.

If that's his real name.

Hey! Don't hit that board it's important!

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JJ, "She made me promise not to talk about her like a victims."

Immediately, Hotch, "Victimology." Snort.

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"Stands out like a single woman." Rossi, sir, some people like women being their own damn selves and not conforming to society's idea of how to dress, thank you.

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No, she was shot where I thought.

Oh smart girl holding your breath!

He returned to the scene of the crime to admire his work. Uh oh, learned she was alive.

Oh you should t have told him you worked for the FBI.

Yeah, I didn't think city attorney's would do murder stuff.

Nicholas Brandon! I was right, he's the temp tech. I feel so bad for him how his life went. That doesn't look like her office as we'd seen it before. Oh, they're on the side I guess.

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They really took her home? When the guy might find out she's still alive and comeback? Well that cop is dead.

She could lift up that arm?

Glad Derek stayed. Cop is still probably going to-yup... Poor guy, tying to help.

"I don't believe in guns." "Trust me they are very real." HA

I will say Shemar definitely knows how to hold a weapon. Bent arms. It's all in the bent arms.

Come on Derek, announce yourself! Lucky she didn't shoot you!

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He's still there? Insane much?

Also, nice on the cop guy for being like "I don't care what the FBI says, I'll definitely take your help."

He's military, right? I thought so when they were in the gun shop. Oh, agent? Bad slip up to buckle himself like that.

Oh Garcia, that's bad!

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Oh this is cute.

Oh quick reset, smart.

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He a hit man? Oh angel of death.

Oh what is Nicholas's character going to do?

Oh he's there and desperate.

Oh this is interesting. He's altering them! I love this so much! It's great that he found out what Penelope was doing so he could help. UGH I love this!

Hotch and Rossi are so not playing it cool.

Oh is this going to be another Good Shot by JJ episode?

It's going to be done by the time they get there.

NICE SHOT JJ! But I'm surprised that the glass wasn't bulletproof.

Oh was that JJ's first human kill?

And he wears interesting clothes like she does 🥺