Doctor: try to eat more greens. They should help with your endometriosis symptoms.
Me: I hate greens.
Doctor: if you put them in a smoothie, you can add fruits to it and it helps with the taste.
Me, after a week of drinking green smoothies: well, whaddya know? I actually feel better.
Also me: I still hate greens.
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I love cauliflower, but cauliflower rice makes me irrationally angry. Mostly it's because I love rice and I can't eat it right now (or shouldn't really since I'm supposed to be avoiding lots of carbs) and I hate diets and food restrictions (thanks childhood abuse and trauma). If I can remember to call it something other than rice I might feel more charitable toward it. Because I truly do love cauliflower.
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"...Where did you get that bone, Marx?"
"From the Cooler Meta Knight.
He said I could keep this in exchange
for getting rid of the rest."
"Whose bone is it?"
"Dunno. Didn't ask.
Doesn't taste like Adeleine's
so I figure it's no one we know."
"Should I ask how you know
what Adeleine's BONES taste like?"
"Magolor, I know what EVERYONE's
bones taste like. It's part of their scent."
"How does that...? Never mind.
So, what do mine taste like?"
"Charbroiled chili gumdrops
marinated in apple cider vinegar."
"...What?"
"It's completely delicious!"
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@saving-stark yes! my parents had been considering a new kitty playmate for their sad boy Mister E for several months now ever since we lost his previous playmate, my elderly childhood cat Abby… early on, we thought perhaps miss Fiona could be his new playmate but both Mister E and Fiona said that she was NOT indoor cat material and had to go RIGHT NOW
so then they were thinking about adopting one of the jellybeans to be his new friend, but would foster them both in the meantime till i found a new home for the other baby… i’d been looking into some possibilities for homing the other baby, but unbeknownst to me, the jellybeans were putting in overtime at the small and cute factory at my parents’ place, and they decided to adopt them both!! now i get to see them both grow up together yippee!!!!!
also, mama Fiona is doing great! my mother was worried that Fiona was going to be distraught that the kittens vanished suddenly, but honestly since they were already weaned anyway her reaction seemed to mostly just be “oh thank fucking god the babysitter finally came and picked up these kids i can finally relax” 💀
she’s been kinda spoiled by me these last several months while taking care of the jellybeans so she’s decided she has a pretty cushy gig in my backyard and would like to stick around here awhile. and i’m good with that! she seems to be past the indoor-socialization window unfortunately, but such is community cats sometimes. but my parents and i do agree that while the jellybeans have been very cute we don’t need any more of them to try to figure out home situations for so we’re going to get her TNR’d at the vet in a few weeks 👍
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Sometimes I think it's just so sad that Javik, as a soldier, will most definitely not know how to recreate the most basic of his people's memory-sharing technology. Sure, prothean tech is toted as having supreme quality by the game, working fine even after 50k years, but the same game also shows that they can be damaged, broken, unusable. This is just to say that if Javik's shard breaks, he may not be able to fix it - probably the last link he has to his people.
The shard doesn't have to only hold painful memories. He can add his own. All I'm saying is that it's a piece of technology as normal and intuitive for him as breathing, and one of the few familiar things he has in this new, alien time. And he may not have access to it anymore.
I'm not sure I'm making sense of my thoughts. It's like having your childhood home burnt down and you can only rescue only one of your favourite family albums but now the pictures have been water damaged beyond recognisable. And you live in a time when people just don't understand what a "photo album" or a "camera" is, because they have a different way of safekeeping their fond memories.
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the utility company is claiming we owe 8k. it was 4k last week. they said theyd turn it on for 2k. they shut us off with no notice. they wont talk to us until its paid. im so fucking scared, especially for my rabbit, fuck fuck fuck
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Thank you so much for tagging me @captainbradmarchand 😘😘😘
List 3 ships you like: Pedrenzo, Alín and Margaró (not surprising at all)
First ship ever: So this is so vague because I remember wanting Jorge and Dani to kiss and fuck up to en their dram, then again I was like 9 years old I don't really remember. Later it's in between Dramione or Touga/Utena from Revolutionary Girl Utena (don't fucking ask me, okay)
Last song you heard: Nein! The Rammstein song that Rammstein never wrote. It's a Nik Nocturnal and Our Mirage collaboration
Last film you watched: Idiocracy. It's an okey-ish film. It's not spectacular but it's also not bad. And it's kind of an critique about the current society
Favorite childhood book: I don't remember the tittle but it was a storybook. I remember one in particular about a pearl necklace and it getting destroyed and the girl was so sad that cried pearls (I think or her tears become pearls)
Currently reading: Buscando Esposa by Julia Quinn (On the Way to the Wedding) and One Piece among other Mangas
Currently watching: One Chicago (Chicago Med, Chicago Fire and Chicago P.D) and True Bloods
Currently consuming: Nothing
Currently craving: the chocolate cake in the fridge
9 people you’d like to get to know better but feel free to ignore it if you want: @raulfernandez @game-set-canet @bobendsneyder64 @suzuki-ecstar @fabiochampioraro @distinguishedfifty @muxas-world @lil-italian-disappointment and @kevotsuka
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I know I should maybe switch search engines but I'm frustrated with how vague google answers are. My smell has been changing, which is normal on testosterone, but I had assumed it would be normal body odour but stronger, or maybe even more muskier, but instead it's SOUR?
And I tried googling it and everything was like "yeah you can smell bad."
And its like okay, man musk smell is different from whatever the fuck this is. I would like to know if I am dying. Or, you know, my body isn't processing it correctly or something.
So now I'm asking my friends who went through a testerosterone based puberty if they smelled sour or remember other people smelling sour.
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I think Popeyes needs to be held accountable for every other place adding pickles to chicken sandwiches. As a pickle lover and chicken sandwich lover (Wendy's spicy chicken my beloved) that is one place pickles DONT BELONG!
Idek if officially Popeyes is to blame but it wasn't a thing until that sandwich came out and everyone was going nuts over it in like 2020. Then suddenly everywhere was adding pickles.
Stop it.
And now on the chicken wraps too? NO. THOSE TEXTURES DONT GO TOGETHER STOPPPPPP
Anyway, I'm begging places to please stop putting pickles on chicken sandwiches and wraps. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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