#I need someone to purchase this for me...

[cherrycrvsh]

☘︎ FIGHTING FOR CUSTODY ୧ featuring : MICHAEL TOWNSEND . ━━━━━⠀⠀.⠀ est. relationship.

syn. you and your boyfriend are fighting for custody.

୧ ׅ 𝙳ear readers ⊹ ۫ . 🕯️ ♡ ׂ  ۪ ੭ been losing motivation to write lately, so this is def like -800 words( made this days ago at ,,, 2 ish am lol )💔💔 grammatical errors & possibly ooc bc i forgot that michael can read emotions & is too lazy to rewrite( hey now........ JUST PRETEND I DIDN'T FORGET. ) also this was meant to be for a anime character which explains how,,, much moremoremoremore expressive they r... petition for the naturals fandom to expand

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" you ask, slowing down the words like a someone from a musical, arms folded as you lean on the doorway of your bedroom.

two heads spin around to see you. your boyfriend and your cat. they both are snuggled under your comforter like they pay rent. fur is scattered around the sheets like party confetti, but you're not even upset about that. not the issue at hand. very much not.

"laying?" michael am slowly, like he's checking to see if saying the word sounds fishy out loud.

"with milo. and he's my cat."

michael sits up slightly, eyebrows furrowing as if you just accused him of treason. he clears his throat as if getting ready to plead his case in a court drama. "milo is not your cat. he's ours."

you walked closer, heavy steps causing the floor to creak because you're being cranky on purpose. "last i checked, milo had one guardian listed, and that's me."

michael left his hands up in the air, one of them clutching milo's paw like he's constructing his argument on a rock-solid foundation. "you signed no papers. no papers existed! no official paper that said you had sole custody of the cat. which, by the way, is very suspicious behavior for someone who 'owns' a cat."

you narrow your eyes, leaning in. "oh, so we're doing this now? legal definitions of pet guardianship? next you're gonna call your lawyer and file for partial custody."

"wouldn't have to if someone didn't keep calling herself 'milo's one and only.'"

"because i am."

michael slouches back on the bed like he's posing for the cover of a perfume commercial, all smug. yeah, he's definitely having fun. reading your emotions and such( he doesn't really need to, though ). "babe, i feed him. i brush him. i purchased the toy he refuses to stop killing in the hallway. i'm basically the cool parent."

reaching over to grab said toy. a tattered feather doohickey that once was so,, colorful and now is just a survivor of the battle of the toybox. "yeah? well, fun parent or not, he picked me. he sleeps on my pillow every night."

michael arches an eyebrow and softly moves milo towards his side. the cat lets out a happy purr, obviously betraying you for the warmth of your body and firm hands of your crazy but utterly charming boyfriend.

"he's sleeping on my hoodie at the moment," michael boasts, as if he's introducing exhibit a. "this is a war of civility, and i am victorious."

"don't make me pull out laser pointer," you say.

his eyes widen. "you wouldn’t."

you reach into the drawer beside the bed, milo's ears perk up at the metallic click of the drawer, the primal sound of betrayal━━talk about dramatic━━about to scream your name through the radio. michael's arms instantly curl protectively around the furry traitor.

"this is unethical warfare," michael mutters, holding the urge to laugh, maybe. "you’re corrupt."

"no," you coo softly, tapping the pointer once and observing milo's head snap up, eyes fixed on the small red dot that moves about on the floor. "i'm a strategist."

in two seconds, milo is out of michael's grasp, racing towards the dot with the fervor reserved only for cats. you smile.

michael observes milo jump off the bed with betrayal in his eyes. "seriously, milo?"

you lounge on the edge of the bed, self-satisfied, as milo leaps around the room. "guess he's figured out who the real parent is."

michael let out a melodramatic sigh and falls backward onto the bed, arm thrown over his face like a victorian drama victim. "i lost custody because of a red dot."

you plop down next to him, bumping his shoulder. "don't worry, you can still have visitation rights. maybe. if you're nice."

p.s ━━ ❪ all rights reserved to cherrycrvsh. these works cannot be reposted, translated, or modified. mwah ! ❫

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Are you sad? Are you miserable? Is your life falling apart? Is your body falling apart? Does your head feel like it’s full of cotton, or perhaps TV static? Does it feel like the world is crumbling around you? Is it getting harder to force yourself through the daily motions? Is happiness getting increasingly harder to find?

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