#leo rambles

[cheetahleopard]

I also think there's something to be said about Willis being a victim of the system- petty criminal has enough charges he's a felon when caught can't get a better job turns to more petty crime eventually dies in the system because it failed him - and how that plays into Jason's sense of morality. It's also why I'm so against this idea that Jason randomly kills whoever's in his way rather than the careful planning and research we see in for example UTRH or Lost Days. Like. He doesn't believe in the system. He has lost faith in the system in multiple ways and I think having his dad be abusive or hated by Jason is. Lacking. Because Willis who tried his best but was failed by the system that's supposed to help him and lacking the support to get out of the system fell victim to it... Well, that really fits when looking at Jason's ideology.

[goopytay]

I had an epitome last night and made bad sans designs (the voices were calling)

I'll probably make a color ref and height chart another time but idk this was just fun to doodle

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

Maybe the directors told Oliver and Ryan 'No homo' when shooting their scenes but they heard 'Go homo' and now here we all are screaming and kicking our feet over the gayest slow burn on tv that's ever existed

[eight-cats-in-a-box]

Lore for my Phoenix!!!! Long post so it's under the cut OwO @dandorime

Agent Phoenix, also known as [REDACTED], is the Agency's best operative, with successful missions numbering in the dozens under their belt. This file requires Level 5 security clearance.

[CARD ACCEPTED]

Agent Phoenix, hereafter referred to as either "Phoenix" or "Agent", also known as Leonidas Orion Bates, is the Agency's best operative, with their unique gift of resurrection allowing them to complete missions without a fluke- perhaps not the first time, but it's only a matter of time and iteration until they can complete it.

Phoenix had a fairly normal upbringing, with nothing of note occurring until their eighteenth birthday, when they were kidnapped by Zoraxis operatives on their way to a party. They would spend the next five years captive there. It is unclear why they were chosen, and Phoenix has declined to comment.

During those years, Phoenix was Pavlov'd into complete obedience by [REDACTED], their Zoraxis handler. [Note from R.C: Their handler was a horrible person, and quite frankly, I'm glad she's dead.] This was accomplished with a high-voltage shock collar. Phoenix has declined to elaborate further, for good reason.

They were renamed "Sicarius" ["killer" in Latin], and used as an assassin/executioner for Zor themself. This left Phoenix quite damaged, both physically and mentally. They have expressed a fear of harming their loved ones, and although the scars from the shock collar have faded, they're still visible on occasion.

Phoenix showed up at the Agency Headquarters in London on 04/09/XXXX, looking exhausted. They were taken into custody, and promised to give freely the information that they had on Zor's plans in exchange for sanctuary.

Their first Agency handler necessitated a transfer. It took a long time for them to trust their second Handler, due to mistrust not only from their Zoraxis handler, but their first Agency handler as well. [Note from R.C:I made sure that [REDACTED] got fired. What they did to Phoenix was inexcusable.] However, post-Operation: Death Engine, they opened up a bit more, and the two are now fast friends.

Phoenix has expressed a concerning willingness to kill, maim, and otherwise maul the enemies of those they are close to. This has been kept in check by their handler, but there are occasions on which they are permitted to...let loose. [See Incident Report 089.]

Post-Operation: Rising Phoenix, Agent Phoenix's handler, Reginald Crane, had informed Agency Director Ricardo Morales that if Phoenix were truly dead, he would be handing in his resignation, effective immediately. Two weeks later, the Agent initiated the Recommunication Protocol at Control Point Babadag. [Note from R.C: To say I was ecstatic would be a gross understatement.]

Post-activation, Phoenix informed Crane that none other than John Juniper was in their custody, and they were helping him recover. Juniper was later taken to an Agency hospital to recover, and allow Phoenix to focus on thwarting Doctor Roxana Prism, who had recently allied with Dr. Zor.

[Note from R.P: The two seem to have a dynamic similar to that of siblings. Phoenix regularly instigates arguments with J.J, and vice versa, but they have started all-out brawls because of someone else bullying the other. It's very strange. See Incident Report 087.]

After Operation: KBOOM, Prism was taken into Agency custody, but was released after both Agent Phoenix and Crane threatened to leave the Agency if she were not released.

Phoenix eventually befriended and even wooed the Doctor, and they have a very healthy relationship. Crane has expressed his approval, although Juniper was seen "shovel-talking" Prism. It seems he is rather protective over Phoenix, as Phoenix is with him.

Phoenix also stole the kinesium the Agency confiscated [namely, the sample taken from Robutler], and returned it to Prism, along with Right Robot. Phoenix returned to the Agency HQ looking quite smug, and declined to comment on their disheveled state.

Phoenix currently resides in California, with Prism, Right Robot, Robutler, and several cats. [Note from A.P: Their names are Buzz, Gracie, Lucy, Betty, Cheddar, Bill, Frank, Honey, Flip-Flop, and Sandal.]

INCIDENT REPORT 087

INCIDENT FILER: [REDACTED]

Agent Phoenix has left no less than four agents in critical condition, and at least ten more with non-serious injuries after an all-out brawl they started in the canteen. When asked why, they simply replied, "No one is allowed to bully Agent Clover [John Juniper] except me." [Note from J.J: Aww, they do care.]

Disciplinary action has not been taken, as their Handler has interfered.

End report.

INCIDENT REPORT 088

INCIDENT FILER: [REDACTED]

Agent Phoenix, who has now returned to normal, was reported as seeming rather dazed and looking around as though they had lost something at 17:26. They left the building at 17:32, and Doctor Roxana Prism reported seeing them at her doorstep at 18:49, with symptoms similar to that of Zor's Project Eidolon. [Glowing eyes, bigger physical presence, oddly robotic movements]

However, when Prism opened the door, Phoenix did not attack her, as other Eidolon were wont to do. They instead told her that they were "awaiting commands." [Note from R.C: I've always said that not even God himself could make Phoenix harm Roxana. It's nice to know I'm right.]

This loyalty/obedience lasted until Phoenix was returned to normal, and save for more sass, there hasn't been much change. [Note from A.P: Because there wasn't, really. I'd do anything for the ones I love. I think the only thing that changed was my accent, honestly.]

End report.

INCIDENT REPORT 089

INCIDENT FILER: REGINALD CRANE

Doctor Roxana Prism, who is currently recovering in the medbay of Agency HQ, was recently kidnapped by Zoraxis, possibly as a last resort due to the failure of Project: Eidolon. Agent Phoenix and myself found her at Zor's base in Jasper, Nevada. The place was crawling with guards, so we made a plan.

Phoenix was already on edge, and getting twitchier every second. So, I allowed them to clear the way for the both of us to rescue Roxana.

It was...brutal, to say the least. To say they were covered in blood not their own would be an understatement. [Note from R.P: I didn't exactly mind, honestly. The dry-cleaning bill was awful, though.]

Roxana was extracted without further incident, and the Zoraxis base was demolished.

End report.

INCIDENT REPORT 090

INCIDENT FILER: Agent Clover [John Juniper]

Agent Phoenix has recently landed themself in the medbay (again) after attempting to down three entire bottles of moonshine on a bet. Suffice to say, they won. Unfortunately, the upgrade the Agency provided them with (that was supposed to be for poisoning) did not hold up to the stress.  I had to hold their hair back while they vomited for nearly half an hour, and as both their girlfriend and their Handler were busy, I had to take care of them as well.  I will be sending the Agency my dry-cleaning bill.

End Report.

INCIDENT REPORT 091

INCIDENT FILER: [REDACTED] Agent Phoenix is currently recovering in the medbay after a massive brawl between them and at least seventeen other agents, as well as security, which left them with a broken nose and three broken ribs. When asked what their motivations were, they declined comment, but a bystander said that they had apparently over heard someone mentioning Doctor Roxana Prism's history with Zoraxis, which enraged Phoenix to the point of picking a fight with an agent nearly twice their size and his group of friends. [Note from A.P: I don't even have a defense for this one. Love makes you do stupid things, and I love Roxy more than I love fire and alcohol.] Doctor Prism declined comment.

End Report.

[fandoms-are-my-lifestyle]

If Northern Attitude ft. Hozier has million streams, then I'm one of them.

If Northern Attitude ft. Hozier has one stream, then I'm THAT ONE.

If Northern Attitude ft. Hozier has no streams, that means I'm dead.

[the-tiktok-rogue]

I will say it’s nice to have Thomas actually just sit down and be transparent with us about what the fuck happened in the past three years with sanders sides

[b-dwolf]

i am just saying

but my friend and i stumbled upon a video talking about s1 and what’s to come ahead in s2 and in that video, they literally talked about how buck and abby both agreed to try out long distance dating …..

…. and we know from actually watching the season, that did not happen at all and even in the s3 finale abby admits that she always planned to leave buck when she walked through the airport.

so i am just saying

do not take everything they say so seriously, they have also lied in the past (remember when tim told us we weren’t getting any insight into eddie’s trauma after the shooting and then 5b ended up being almost dedicated to his ptsd / therapy / etc ?)

the only reason i am taking into consideration everything they say about buddie a little more is because of how Consistent those conversations have been… but compared to their actual LI’s (mainly eddie’s) it has been kinda wishy washy. similar answers but not quite.

and i fully expected marisol to be around for the most of the season unfortunately, but long as she’s gone by s8 buddie canon era is secured–

anyway!

[astrandofgold]

I watched The Crow, and ooooooh boy.

[jjsmaybank20]

guys im in my boygenius era (specifically phoebe bridgers im so in love with her pleaseeee)

[ragingdumpsterfire]

I’ve been playing Starfield, and I’m getting friendly with Sam Coe. Apparently slightly closed off cowboy dad is now my type, because ooooooof

Send help. 

[cheetahleopard]

"making out as a distraction" for jaykon, maybe? <3

Anything for you lovey, thank you for everything you post ever !

“Hey,” Kon says, leaning in close, “Trust me on this.”

And then his hand, smooth and callous-less, is brushing Jason’s cheek, sliding around the back of his neck, pulling him slightly down so his lips meet Kon’s.

He must make some sort of noise, because Kon huffs slightly, before tilting his head a bit, the slide of his lips lighting sparks behind Jason’s eyes. His hand comes up to the side of Jason’s ribs, the motion rucking up his shirt slightly- just enough to have the breeze along his waist make him shiver. Or maybe that’s from Kon’s lips parting, his tongue pressing gently to the corner of his mouth, seeking entry.

Jason leans back further into the wall, not trying to get away, but rather trying to disguise the way his knees have gone weak. Kon follows him, shuffling his feet closer so the tops of their thighs are barely brushing, his fingers flexing against Jason’s side, the tip of his tongue brushing lightly along the roof of Jason’s mouth. His bulk presses Jason into the wall, and Jason feels- safe. Held.

There’s a clatter of boots somewhere to Jason’s left and he startles, eyes opening (when had he closed them?) and hands twitching where they’ve fallen to Kon’s hips. Kon just nips his bottom lip, mouthing “trust me”.

Jason lets his eyes flutter shut again, lets Kon hold him against the wall. He hears “Nothing but a couple making out in the back alley,” crackle through the patrolman’s radio, and his grip on Kon’s hips tightens again. Kon sooths him with a sweep of his tongue and Jason feels the tension fall back out of his shoulders.

Finally, Kon pulls back, “They’re gone.”

Jason nods, setting his jaw against the way his mouth still tastes like werther’s hard candy and willing the slight tremble from his knees, grunts, “Right.”

Kon flashes him a blinding smile and leans in to brush his lips against Jason’s one last time before pulling back, “Alright,” he floats back and up, “Let’s get going.”

Jason peels himself off the wall and follows, his tongue reflexively running over his swollen bottom lip. He still tastes sweet.

[goopytay]

Since in two days it's actually going to be Fresh's birthday, is it okay if you can draw Geno and Error tormenting Fresh with Furbies and rubber ducks??

Ov coures (I'm sleepy Holy shit thanks for reminding me about his birthday I almost forgot)

(In case you can't read my handwriting)

Fresh: Dudes, no! Yall done gots Squeaky already! This ain't radical, man...

Error: no way parasite. this is revenge.

Geno: no way. you need some grief for once, Fresh.

[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

Eddie: Buck, Switch!

Oh is he now 👀

[eight-cats-in-a-box]

Oough

Wibfe

Close up of Primmy + bonus under the cut

Shahshshahshhshs she's so prettyyyyy

Also if anyone wants my phoenix lore please tell me I want to tell you about it OwO

[leak3edtank]

“ITS JAX COLORS LOOK” but really its

ITS GOOSEWORX YOU GUYS

GOOSEWORX

GOOSEWORX

GOOSEWORX

[the-tiktok-rogue]

entry 86 but Alex accepts Tims offer (joke fic)

“Alex it doesn’t have to be like this, I know what it’s like, I can help you, i’ve had to live with this my entire life, but i’ve learned how to block it out” Tim bargained

“yeah alright” Alex suddenly said calmly

“R-Really, you’ll let me help?” Tim asked, surprised that actually worked

“fuck it why not. Killing people clearly isn’t working, let’s be best buds Timmy Tims!”

“fuck yeah!” Tim shouted in joy, they hugged and high fived.

The Operator looked disappointed and teleported away.

Months passed as Alex went to the clinic he levelled out, him and Tim were room mates now.

“Still bummed out about jays death though…”

“yeah sorry about that dude, I was like totally in my killing phase back then, so cringe honestly”

Alex said as they played video games

“dudes rock” Tim said

“Dudes rock” Alex agreed.