#I really don’t know

[artbysjv]

POV you’re the dorm touchscreen Samsung™️ fridge and Deku is using it to update his Mt. Lady x Kamui Woods fic on Ao3 and Todoroki is giving his input

[oobbbear]

My art: ✨🖼️✨

My brain during the making of said art: “Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to-“

[thelotusarchives]

Sunflowers: Happiness, Hope, Eternal Devotion

Bluebells: Humility, Gratitude, Eternal Love

[bellwinky]

:3

[damaskino-26320]

[tasteracha]

Bangchan is the type to dick you down and say shit like:

“Who’s my pretty girl? Fuck you’re taking me so well, such a good girl. Who’s making you feel this good?”

I would do anything to hear him say that to me

oh god

i’m drunk right now this is not good for me

please he would be so obsessed with you. taking every opportunity to tell you how good your pussy is and how it’s made just for him. he’s absolutely whipped he gets horny even if you’re in sweats and a baggy tshirt just because it’s you??? be absolutely wrecks you. makes you tell him how good his dick is and how hot he is because it gets his blood flowing south to know how good you find him.

[derek-draws-stuff]

Late night idea(?)

Red tie Gov=Crazy, chaotic, done with life, wet cat

Blue tie Gov=Cvnty, absolutely sassy, done with life, wet cat

:3

[clubcuhnty]

Devil Town

[mammomlette]

I want to see what would happen if Solomon put a potion that made stuff taste good into his cooking. What would win, his terrible cooking or his skill as a sorcerer?

[getaway-car-taylors-version]

yes, i do W.E.E.D.

W

E mourn the loss of the rep stadium tour movie

E

D

[ashersanity]

So what you’re telling me is that PC can’t do a pub crawl with any of the school love interests, because the only one with the tolerance to visit multiple pubs in a night will start a fight, get naked, and get PC naked, not necessarily in that order.

Pretty much, in what order, you may ask? Wouldn’t be surprised if Whitney were to say ‘fuck it’, mid drink and just start stripping off their clothes and obviously, you’re trying to hold them back because this is still a public place after all and Landry won’t be so happy with a naked delinquent on the loose.

Leads to the weirdest scenario on earth, well, not if it involves Whitney, the silly little exhibitionist that apparently like to bare themselves to everyone wherever, whenever. If the motherfucker decides to fight someone naked, I am not backing their ass up this time. (no pun intended) They can deal with that on their own, couple of friends jumping in on the brawl for the bully’s sake, leaning back to enjoy the show with a drink in hand. (it’s probably water, can’t stand the fucking taste of alcohol, not even if it’s sweet)

An interesting scene to think about would be Whitney actually getting into a fight at the pub, say for whatever reason, probably because of some stupid shit or for the sake of being sappy, we’ll say that it’s for your honor. Stupid bitch says an off-hand comment about your body and the blonde completely loses it, punches them straight in the face, knocking a few teeth out and landing on the dirty floor with a resounding thud.

Starts an actual full-on brawl, punches and kicks flying everywhere, glass shattering and messing up the entire place. (Whitney is still clothed btw, dw) Of course, ends in them getting kicked out along with you, having to drag them to the hospital, Whitney insisting that it’s fine and they’ll just fucking walk it off despite all the bruises and blood littered over their face and split knuckles.

Maybe you settle them down onto the park bench instead, disheveled blonde hair completely obscuring their vision now as they look up to you with dried blood on their lips. Tell them a quick thanks about defending you back there, the bully flushed and drunk, saying that it’s nothing.

Not like they’ll ever let anyone insult their slut, only Whitney can do that.

[thepenultimateword]

Short Prompt #82

“Bye, love,” Sidekick said, swinging their bag over their shoulder kissing Villain on the cheek. “Gotta get to my day job.

“Sidekiiick,” Villain whined with a blush, “not in front of Hero.”

“Sorry, sorry.” They waved to the bound do-gooder in the corner. “Hi, Hero.”

“Hey, Sidekick. Um, you are going to be able to come help me with this later, right?”

“Not until after 3:00.” Sidekick bowed their head a little apologetically, but I’ll definitely be on time for our double date at 7:30.”

“Speaking of,” Villain piped up. “Why didn’t Henchman come in with you?”

“Slept in,” Hero shrugged, cords creaking a little against their wrists. “I tried getting them up, but they insisted that they’d take the bus.”

Villain sighed. “Did they say when that might be?”

Hero shrugged again. “No. But I do appreciate the simplicity of only facing one of you.”

[friendsim-more-like-lovesim]

Once again, it’s almost 4/13 and I have no idea what to do.

I’ve been thinking for a long time to draw every single homestuck character, and eventually every hiveswap character.

It’s a massive task for sure, and it would take very long, but the thought haunts me, truly. In a good way. I think.

Thoughts? Maybe I could make a separate blog for it, if I ever start?

[sacha-da-1]

Hannibal probably writes Will Graham’s name in his therapy notes all nice and pretty and then he licks the tip of the pen like some kind of freak

[quibbs126]

Oh yeah, so random thing I came up with in the shower for an oc x Dark Choco idea

So basically the idea is that they met post Dark Choco’s exile but pre-Cookies of Darkness, and they got together during that time, but eventually Dark Choco breaks it off, likely due to the Strawberry Jam Sword’s hold on him and his increasing feelings that he doesn’t deserve any kind of happiness and should stay in the dark, and he eventually winds up in the CoD. But then sometime after he leaves them, they meet again and get back together

It was only a vague idea but I kind of like it to be honest

Also another random thing but I think it’d be kind of funny if this lover he has just doesn’t know that he was a prince. Like they know about the situation with his dad and they know he says he can never go back home, but Dark Choco never brought it up. Mostly because during the first time, Dark Choco believed he would never be accepted back home again and so his past as specifically a prince was basically useless information, and at this point he either forgot that he didn’t say it before or feels like by this point he kind of can’t for whatever reason

[highladyofterrasen7]

SHES NOT A SAINT AND SHES NOT WHAT YOU THINK SHES AN ACTRESS

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Shesssamothsheholdingammmatress

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