#I spent hours decoding morse code

[itsalwayslearning]

Weekend plans:

Scroll social media

Be reminded of a previous hyperfixation on puzzles

Buy a puzzle book

Hyperfocus on puzzles for ? hours

Realise it's 2am and collapse from exhaustion

[magpie-22]

Book of bill/thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com spoilers!!!

So I was in the website for too many hours today,

I put in “one eyed king” which had a silly little video with Morse code in the background that said “Naitsuaf” which is Faustian backwards

I put that in which gave me Bills pyramid scheme offer and then a soul contract to sign over my soul, the fine print is in code, here you all go:

It says:

This contract is legal and binding. We reserve the right to use your likeness, face, voice and small town pluck in whatever nefarious manner is deemed necessary. Sans soul. Your soulmate will not recognize you and will walk right past you on a cold autumn day. Never making eye contact. Not even processing that you have eyes at all. No amount of interaction will move them to a place where they can remember, In feeling, The thousands of lifetimes you have already spent together. Each time choosing whatever form would keep you closest like otters holding hands in a tumultuous river. You were birds. you were trees with roots entangled, drinking in the sunlight together. Wherever we go next, whatever you choose, I will always be right there with you. Thats done, Buddy, congratulations, you have chosen Bill instead. Mcdonalds reserves the right to put a giant yellow M on your torso and forehead and send you walking through a crowded times square while you scream, the fries, the fries, they don’t degrade in nature! It’s an immortal food! They will be in the landfills long past our deaths. Good god, the things I’ve seen, me, why am I, oh I’m Bill’s previous lawyer, he put my soul into a quill pen so I can write his legal documents until the sun snuffs out like a candle in this sick universe. I used to be so hot, I was so fine, now I’m fine print, speaking of which, Bill reserves the right to put your soul into an inanimate object, a strange creature, a concept, a sentence, a tasteful but rustic mason jar with wildflowers in it. If at any point you wish to have visitation rights with your soul, you will be swiftly denied, unless you had a cool day planned for the both of you, then Bill might want to come along. by signing this document you forfeit any rights to eating soul food, It will turn to ash in your mouth, a fitting punishment for a fool who squandered the only true gift life owes you. Bill reserves the right to dress your soul however he deems necessary, especially if your soul was a nerd before acquisition, soulmakeoverrr! your soul may become fractured and placed into different objects, this has no purpose and will not resurrect to any afterlifes, including but not limited to, heaven, hell, purgatory, big corner, flow state, the dream house, the reincarnation processing center, axolotl, a tank and consequences hole, signee can no longer board the soul train and is advised to discard all bellbottoms, signee can no longer have a puppy as a best friend, they can sense what is gone, cats are indifferent, signee can experience occasional demon possessions from Horculus the Red, Piabos the Merciless, Morbus son of Mortem, Plaga the Oozing and other such common demons roaming earth searching for weakened, empty vessels. tips for ripping your soul out at home: watching youtube commentary channels, attending an extended family event with an open bar, using generative AI for asserting that you are creating, turning a blind eye to human suffering, amassing more wealth than needed, purchasing a blue checkmark.

The punctuation is not all totally correct but I am quite tired and spent many many hours decoding that, I hope you all enjoy!

Don’t forget to sleep, eat food, drink water, and maybe go outside for a bit!

[gilgamushroom]

HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO BILL CIPHER ‼️‼️ (+ Terms & Conditions CRACKED)

It took.... way, way too long to decode this, so I'm just gonna post it here lol. So!!

From the adorable baby bill page, we've got "ONE EYED KING" which once you put it in the laptop leads to.....

A totally normal recording with no secret messages! Nope, it's never that simple. Morse code reveals a "NAITSUAF" which can also be used in the laptop...

Well, that's fun, now let's click on and go to the contract

Which has a silly little code at the end which translates to "YOU ARE NOW TWENTY ONE GRAMS LIGHTER" and that should be all! except... jesus fucking christ...

Now HERE are the hours of my life that I will never get back. The translation goes:

this contract is legal and binding 🟨 we reserve the right to use your likeness 🟨 voice and small town pluck in whatever nefarious manner is deemed necessary 🟨 sans soul 🟨

your soulmate will not recognize you and will walk right past you on a cold autumn day 🟨 never making eye contact 🟨 not even processing that you have eyes at all 🟨 no amount of interaction will move them to a place where they can remember 🟨 in feeling 🟨 they thousands of lifetimes you have already spent together 🟨 each time choosing whatever form would keep you closest like otters holding hands in a tumultuous rivers 🟨

you were birds 🟨 you were trees with roots entangled 🟨 drinking in the sunlight together 🟨 wherever we go next 🟨 whatever you choose 🟨 I will always be right there with you 🟨🟨 thats done 🟨 buddy 🟨 congratulations 🟨 you have chosen bill instead

mcdonalds reserves the right to put a giant yellow m on your torso and forehead and send you walking through a crowded times square while you scream 🟨 the fries 🟨 the fries 🟨 they don🟨t degrade in nature 🟨🟨🟨 it🟨s an immortal food 🟨🟨🟨 they will be in the landfills long past our deaths 🟨🟨

good god 🟨 the things🟨s i🟨ve seen 🟨 me 🟨 who am I 🟨 oh i🟨m bill🟨s previous lawyer 🟨 he put my soul into a quill pen so I can write his legal documents until the sun snuffs out like a candle in this sick universe 🟨 I used to be so hot 🟨 I was so fine 🟨 now i🟨m fine print 🟨 speaking of which 🟨

bill reserves the right to put your soul into an inanimate object 🟨 a strange creature 🟨 a concept 🟨 a sentence 🟨 a tasteful but rusty mason jar with wildflowers in it 🟨

if at any point you wish to have visitation rights with your soul 🟨 you will be swiftly denied 🟨 unless you had a cool day planned for the both of you 🟨 then bill might want to come along 🟨

by signing this document you forfeit any rights to eating soul food 🟨 it will turn to ash in your mouth 🟨 a fitting punishment for a fool who squandered the only true gift life owes you 🟨 bill reserves the right to dress your soul however he deems necessary 🟨 especially if your soul was a nerd before acquisition 🟨 soulmakeoverrr 🟨

your soul may become fractured and placed into different objects 🟨 this has no purpose and will not resurrect you if you die 🟨 signee has forfeited all rights to any afterlife 🟨 including but not limited to 🟨 heaven 🟨 hell 🟨 purgatory 🟨 big corner 🟨 flow state 🟨 the dream house 🟨 the reincarnation processing center 🟨 axolotl🟨s tank and consequences hole 🟨

signee can no longer board the soul train and is advised to discard all bellbottoms 🟨 signee can no longer have a puppy as a best friend 🟨 they can sense what is gone 🟨 cats are indifferent 🟨

signee may experience occasional demon possessions from horculus the red 🟨 plabos the merciless 🟨 morbus son of mortem 🟨 plaga the oozing and other such common demons roamimg earth searching for weakened 🟨 empty vessels 🟨

tips for ripping your soul out at home 🟨 watching youtube commentary channels 🟨 attending an extended family event with an open bar 🟨 using generative ai and asserting that you are creative 🟨 turning a blind eye to human suffering 🟨 amassing more wealth than needed 🟨 purchasing a blue checkmark

AND THAT'S THAT. I am seeing this code in my sleep :D Anyways, as they say, always read the fine print, unless it's THIS long in which case by god just take this post instead 👍🏼

I'll go back to seeing these symbols whenever I close my eyes now. Take care and don't sign your soul away uninformed <3

[rukanrin]

how about a fluffy headcanon about the dmc boys and girls with a deaf/mute s/o 😭💖

Im so sorry about the delay again;-;

I spent some time making mind maps for this because i did attempt to write it but my sister was like 'oh hell naw', none the less enjoy! -The lazy daisy,Ruka

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Dante

-Dante would never make fun of your disability,and if someone else makes fun of it? pray that they know what kind of coffin they want to be buried in

-Hes still a huge cuddle bean,he will either sign (sign language) or tap (morse code) to ask for permission,or if you're not deaf then this man will literally scream morse code patterns

-Will call you his 'silent/oblivious beauty'

- Probably begged Vergil and Trish to teach him how to use either techniques to communicate with you

-If Morrison or lady scold him,he will either start clicking his pen or signing under his table lots of rude or childish nicknames that you can see

-He usually comes home late,so he managed to catch Nico and ask her to make bracelets to let you know when the other is near or home,so that he doesn't accidentally scare you

Vergil

-Poet in blue will buy at least three books to learn techniques to speak with you

-he's very sweet and gentle with you,even going as far as occasionally embracing you and gently swaying side to side with you

-he will never make jokes or nicknames based off your disability,but he may make you smile like and idiot if he's just got back with an arguement from Nero or Dante, telling you stuff like 'that fool,right there,is why the Sparda bloodline looks redicilous'

-he will never rush or stop you from telling him something, always waiting patiently for you to finish,even he sometimes pauses for a second,trying to remember how to say something,which puts a cute grumpy expression on his face

-he wont really depend on technology to help you not get spooked,he will try his best to gently step into your line of sight before doing anything,but you should get used to him appearing out of the blue (I'm not apologising for that joke,nope)

-will leave you little snippets of poems about how lovely silence can be to reassure you he is ok with you being the way that you are

Nero

-one of the most playful boys with this issue

-dun dun dun!he gets a morse code arm from the artist

-he doesn't mind that he cant carry out a full conversation vocally with you,the more challenges with the relationship the more he loves you

-if you get into a compliment fight or you want to say something like 'i don't deserve this/you' he will gently and playfully hold your hand with a smile, probably followed by a little kiss on the nose or forehead

-If he comes home late and doesn't want to startle you,he will install one of those LED chandeliers,which he will keep the remote to,and turn on the light blue lights to show that hes home

V

-He finds it fascinating, in fact this engulfs him in the world of how to communicate with others,he will buy a shit ton of books to learn from

-he once beat the ever living shit out of griffon for making fun of you on a mission

-he will read poems describing silence and how enjoyable it is,or if you're deaf,like Vergil,will leave you notes with bits of the poems on them

-will make one of his two main familiars appear to show you that he's there,most likely shadow because griffon will take any chance to scare the living essence out of you

-he will never stop you from speaking,but once he did it on accident while cuddling,turning a light shade of red from embarrassment as he allowed you to 'speak' again

Trish

-oh boy,she would buy one of those devices that can function as a live subtitles generator,as well as listen to morse code and decode it,so if you ever see lady or Trish looking a little sassy,turn the device on for a packet of laughter

-she wont let you go on missions because if you get hurt she will blame herself for not staying close,since you cant really call for help,so she wont risk it

-she will most likely communicate using notes at the start,since it would take her a while to learn any other way to communicate,but don't worry,she's really trying to learn it off by heart

-if anyone looks at you and starts to speak with a frown on their face,they are getting a thunderbolt in the stomach from your own wonder woman

Lady

-shes a very gentle girl

-will probably tell you gossips or secrets using any method possible,sometimes having to sprint for her life if one of the Sparda descendants sees or hears her doing so

-she would buy a little glow thingy if you communicate by Morse code

-poor girl spent hours each night learning morse and sign ,so much that you once found her snoozing on a desk with a multiple page word document all with morse code words/sentences

Nico

-the most chill girl about it

-will build a recorder to translate stuff for you,kind of like what Trish has,but with a keyboard option too which can speak out loud

-she can also use wingdings if you like it (i personally love it)

-complain about her driving and she will dramatically fall to the ground and give you puppy dog eyes

[onlyjellyillputinmybelly]

1. At timestamp 5:58, there is a little glitch thing with and orange-ish background that reveals the words “everything’s fine” upside down and backwards, in a typewriter sort of font in all lowercase letters.

2. At timestamp 6:01 an error message is shows that reads: 

“:(

Your Unus Annus  ran into a problem and needs to restart. 

We’re just collecting some error info, and then we’ll restart for you. (348% complete.)

If you’d like to know more, subscribe to Unus Annus.  Error: IT5 N00TTT FGFGFGHF1N33333333333EH3LP”

Main points of interest: 

- The “Unus Annus” at the beginning of the message, with the strike-through, was covered up by black and white bouncing rectangles.

-”348% complete.” There are 365 days in a year, and there are 17 days left of Unus Annus. 365-17=348 (found by reddit user u/Peach_Shot) 

-”Error: IT5 N00TTT FGFGFGHF1N33333333333EH3LP”- Appears to read “It’s not fine help” perhaps contradicting the earlier glitch that read “everything’s fine.” I have no idea what this means tho lmao.

FINALLY 3. A very long morse code message that I spent like half an hour decoding because it was super blurry.

After many rereads, I believe that it says:

“You’ve done it now. A machine observed. There is no returning. A machine conquered.” 

WELL THATS CRYPTIC

Also the phrasing is kind of weird idk why. And im not completely done with the video yet, so I’ll come back with anything else I find. Also tell me if I missed or misinterpreted anything thxx <3

[stormybluejay]

I’M SORRY, I COULDN’T RESIST-

@mysterybeechskulls recently posted yet another code, which I immediately got to attempting to crack.

First things first- the Morse code needed to be cracked.

Look at this.... pages and pages of Morse code. Oh lord.

At first, it was daunting. But then I just realized that it was just what seemed to be a random spam of repeating O’s and J’s.

Now, if you’re wondering why I didn’t just go to a translator, it’s because of one little problem with the phone.

You see those long dashes there? Those are actually two dashes, joined automatically together by my phone.

And the problem with that.... the Morse code translator that I tried to use for this one cause it’s so long... didn’t recognize the characters.

So, like last time, I had to decode by hand.

Oh, it’s probably like... screaming? Or laughter? Maybe an ahaha?

I paused translating for a moment, and decided to run it through the Caesar cipher to test my theory.

Surprise surprise, it was not screaming. It was not laughing.

Now I was stumped.

I sat there for a few minutes, looking at the seemingly random spam of O’s and J’s I had.

I counted the numbers in between spaces, and then it dawned upon me.

You know... an O of course can be used to represent a 0.... and a J.... it kind of resembles a 1.....

I decided to test my theory, just in case.....

Oh god-

OH GOD-

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US

WHY BINARY, OF ALL THINGS

LMAO

anyways

My journey had only just begun.

With the recent discovery I had made, I now had over-

.....

*pauses to count*

...One-thousand eight-hundred twenty-four characters that I have to individually translate from morse code into O’s and J’s, which would switch to 0’s and 1’s to form the binary code.

That’s 1,824 characters.

That’s a LOT of O’s and J’s.

And that’s exactly why five pages of my sketchbook are filled entirely of 16 O’s and J’s per line. That’s why I spent over five hours translating 1,824 characters from Morse code to binary.

And that was only half the work.

But once I set myself to a stupidly long task like this, it’s gonna happen.

So I was gonna solve this, one way or another.

Putting the binary into a translator went about ten times faster than translating the Morse code. Since I don’t have Binary memorized, I had to use a translator.

I know, it’s kind of cheating. I could’ve pulled up a chart or something like I do with my Morse code and translated it by hand, but I decided that it would be easier to do it with a translator.

I got super worried when the message came out sort of garbled, I thought I was gonna have to translate everything again.

It most likely was user error, or just formatted that way, because the message was mostly clear.

Here is the fully decoded message from Morse code to binary to English:

But we’re still not DONE.

We have another ABEO ABSCIDO, which we now know means TURN AWAY.

But what about the Morse code at the end?

The six little blips? What do those mean?

At first, I translated it as TENDAX, but I guess that was user error again or something, because in a later post by MysteryBeechSkulls it was confirmed to have said MENDAX.

I instantly assumed that it was more Latin, and I was proven correct when I pulled up google translate, and it said

So.... our fully decoded and translated message....

T U R N A W A Y

You dtve him to thhs kkhnd of end twice now. Ar you happy?

You fhxed ht tthe first tim, but now, you’ve done it again.

Are proud?

Oh, haha, you’re broken arren’t you. Here.... I’ll help y0u.

Do him a favor.. And shut up.

FALSE

Or, put in another picture, because everyone likes pictures....

Now, just a disclaimer, I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be all garbled like that.

It mentioned the target of the words being ‘broken’, so maybe it is correct??

I’m not sure, haha.... It would be super embarrassing if I got it wrong, but I could totally fix it because I have the basic gist of what it says.

Anyways, thank you for another code! While time consuming (and sort of frustrating) to solve, I’m very happy I managed to do it!

Looking forwards to more!

[perplexedunigirl]

We are the Oxenfree . . So I really like this game 😅 . . I finished my 7th playthrough yesterday, got all the achievements but I STILL want to play it again. What is wrong with me? I should move on to a different game 😂 . . Spent a lot of last night trying to decode secret morse code messages from the game and now I have a new found interest in WWII radio technology thanks to Oxenfree . . Oxenfree has so many layers, you could literally play it start to finish in 5 hours if you just want to play the base game, or you can spend hours/days trying to find out information and decoding things and trying to see what all the different choices decide . . . . . #squishtheninja #squishie #squish #dailypost #daily #squishieart #dailyart #mobile #phone #digital #digitalart #medibang #medibangpaint #samsung #galaxys9 #oxenfree #nightschoolstudios #wearetheoxenfree #ghost #navy #WWII #morsecode #indiegame #game #videogame #art #fanart #portal #dark #creepy (at Liverpool)

[entergamingxp]

Assassin’s Creed Valhalla Livestream Was a Tedious Way to Reveal An Exciting Game

May 5, 2020 10:00 AM EST

While the Assassin’s Creed Valhalla reveal tried something different, give me a 4-minute-long trailer over an 8-hour-long stream any day.

Last week, we were hit with a full-on trailer for the newest Assassin’s Creed title – Assassin’s Creed Valhalla. When the trailer released, the DualShockers Discord channel exploded with a discussion on Valhalla, all because of the cinematic footage that was shown. It gave us a taste of the world, some snippets of possible gameplay options (like moral choices), and best of all, a flat-out hype reveal of the hidden blade. This trailer gave me and likely hundreds of thousands of other fans out there what we wanted – an actual announcement of a game that we knew was coming for some time.

Except that wasn’t the first announcement for the game; that came the day before in the form of a stream in which artist BossLogic painted a picture of the upcoming game’s setting. While I was writing for the site, I would check back into our Discord to see people talking about the ongoing Assassin’s Creed stream. As it crept into the late afternoon and people were still discussing it, I realized the stream had been going for five hours. It wouldn’t be another three until it actually ended. I ended up tuning in for a few minutes at a time, but I didn’t leave with much more than I came in with. And that right there–leaving a game’s reveal with just an idea of what it may be–is what made this stream unsuccessful, in my mind.

“To me, a game’s reveal should either be a sudden, out-of-left-field jolt of excitement or a long, slow burn.”

Don’t get me wrong; I think the concept of the stream done by BossLogic and Ubisoft was brilliant. Watching an artist work is always interesting – seeing a picture come together and tell a story in real-time is genuinely valuable. But like Professor Oak says, “There’s a time and place for everything, but not now,” and that counts double for this reveal.

To me, a game’s reveal should either be a sudden, out-of-left-field jolt of excitement or a long, slow burn, something including an ARG for fans that really want to get to the bottom of things. I’ve found that most game reveals fit into these two categories, and that’s because they’re effective. Dropping a bomb of a game on fans out of nowhere sends them into a frenzy; I’d know, it’s been done to me. But that steady drip of information over a long period–an experience stretched out over weeks containing different tidbits of info–that works just as well. Valhalla’s reveal fits somewhere between these two; a single surprise stretched over the course of a day. The common denominator between these two types of reveals is what makes them both entirely effective: content.

A game’s reveal has to include something of substance, something for players to grab onto and theorize off of. You know a game’s reveal went well when there are 10 different threads on Reddit harping on about how one small piece of information actually reveals an aspect of gameplay that hasn’t been announced yet. The most recent example of a reveal like this isn’t in the form of a game, but a character for Overwatch, Sombra. The ARG leading up to her reveal included codes hidden in trailers, small in-game details, and so much more. But the most iconic reveal in my memory was for a game that didn’t even exist.

I am a massive fan of Fallout. I’ve spent countless hours in the series’ irradiated worlds, and back in late 2013, there were rumors of a new title in the series coming out – a fourth Fallout game. The rumors started with the discovery of a site: thesurvivor2299.com. The site would display encrypted codes, and play others in morse. I ended up joining a group of fans following this ARG, decoding what we could and piecing together what had happened to this survivor. In the end, the entire ARG was an extremely convincing hoax. That “reveal” had me on my old phone during numerous high school classes and rushing home almost every day just to make sure I was up to date on the latest developments. On the downside, the entire thing being fake jaded the hell out of me.

But that reveal, even as a fake, felt more effective than the one done for Valhalla. It fed information in an addictive fashion, and for some reason, Ubisoft saved that part of the Assassin’s Creed Valhalla reveal for last. But why not dump info on fans earlier?

That’s the question I find myself struggling with. I can’t, for the life of me, figure out what decision led to the announcement of the latest entry in a 13-year-old AAA franchise with a workday-long stream. Again, the idea itself is cool, and I’d love to see other streams of artists working on Valhalla. But for a game reveal, I felt like I’d been served an appetizer when I should have gotten the main course. There simply wasn’t enough content.

“While that smattering of info may be good enough for some starved Assassin’s Creed fans, I have a feeling most got what they really wanted the day after the stream.”

If you want proof of this, think about what you took away from each event. From the trailer, we got to see the settings, characters, activities in the game, and more. We got a fleshed-out picture of the world that Assassin’s Creed Valhalla takes place in. Compare that to the art stream. If you watched the whole thing (rest your eyes for a while if you did), you came away from it knowing one thing for sure – the game has Vikings in it, a message that would have been passed along more efficiently if done first through a trailer. And while that smattering of info may be good enough for some starved Assassin’s Creed fans, I have a feeling most got what they really wanted the day after the stream.

Ubisoft; I don’t want to tell you how to do your job. Your company is massively successful, due in equal parts to your amazing titles and the number of special editions you offer for each game. But I digress. Assassin’s Creed is a revered franchise, with dedicated fans around the world. It’s doing them and this series a disservice when your game’s reveal has one, face-level thing to say. While the idea of a stream may have seemed good on paper, in this application, I feel like it missed the proverbial hay pile and splattered on the cobble.

May 5, 2020 10:00 AM EST

from EnterGamingXP https://entergamingxp.com/2020/05/assassins-creed-valhalla-livestream-was-a-tedious-way-to-reveal-an-exciting-game/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=assassins-creed-valhalla-livestream-was-a-tedious-way-to-reveal-an-exciting-game