#I think it's a glitch but whatever

[marichive]

𝐓 𝐎 𝐗 𝐈 𝐂 𝐈 𝐓 𝐀

A compilation of things a muse of mine has said. Ranges from 100% seriousness to absolute chaos (but mostly chaos). Change pronouns / etc. when sending as needed.

tw for drinking/alcohol mentions, suggestive content, violence mentions, lots of swearing / insults, other non-PG shenanigans.

❝ Get the heart eyes away from me. ❞

❝ I can't help it, I'm just too hot. ❞

❝ Was I supposed to NOT be mean? ❞

❝ I am what the boomers like to call a "delinquent". ❞

❝ Just think before you say anything, "would I say this to [name] for fun", and if the answer is yes, do not say that shit to her. ❞

❝ Aw, did that hurt your little feelings? ❞

❝ Oh dear god, what torture are you going to put me through now? ❞

❝ Words cannot express how much I hate the words that I just read with my own two eyes. ❞

❝ Call me [nickname] again and I'll break your face. ❞

❝ If you turn that into a sex joke I swear to god — ❞

❝ Cursed. Horrible. Disappointing. ❞

❝ Adorable that you think you're worth the effort. ❞

❝ The only kink here is gonna be the one in your fucking spine. ❞

❝ One, I'm not your babe. Two, I will fucking strangle you. ❞

❝ Do you have a death wish or something? ❞

❝ Feel like doing something ridiculous? ❞

❝ I feel like this is what happens before someone walks into an intervention. ❞

❝ My entire support system is having a crisis right now. ❞

❝ I'm just not ready to deal with it right now. ❞

❝ I'm not gonna try to fix things and get myself in another fight as a consequence. ❞

❝ I fucked up and kinda shut down before I could. ❞

❝ I don't know how to make this right. ❞

❝ Maybe he's better off without me. ❞

❝ You went right back to blaming me for everything the first chance you got. ❞

❝ I imagine it's hard for you to feel sorry for anyone at all. ❞

❝ I can't catch a fucking break. ❞

❝ I actually liked the idea that we could maybe be friends and move past everything, but you're always going to think the worst of me. ❞

❝ I guess I did ruin everything, didn't I? ❞

❝ I needed to win to prove to myself that I could do it. ❞

❝ No no, this one is actually a good idea! ❞

❝ See, this is why you're perfect for each other. ❞

❝ Maybe he'll be more receptive to it if you're there. Or at least less hostile about it. ❞

❝ I think you're probably the only person who could get through to him on this. ❞

❝ I've had to do a lot of things I didn't want to do to try to get by. I get what that's like. ❞

❝ You're not a snack, you're a whole damn meal. Don't be humble. ❞

❝ Soooo I might have done something. ❞

❝ He's too much of a petty bitch for that. ❞

❝ I'm going to terrorize him. ❞

❝ Guess I better get the bullying out of my system before then. ❞

❝ Wow, that's like, third base. ❞

❝ Hold my [object] while I kick ass for you. ❞

❝ You're the cutest duck, though. ❞

❝ That's the option with the least violence. ❞

❝ You're probably the only person I trust that much. ❞

❝ Okay that was cute, you can have a kiss for that one. ❞

❝ Um, that's me. I'm the Precious here. ❞

❝ I'm a scam of a person. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I'm sure all her murder energy is focused on [name]. ❞

❝ Want me to make mean faces at them? ❞

❝ There is something and I need you for impulse control. Or you can enable me, that's cool too. ❞

❝ Yeah but like, we're little shits by choice. He's a little shit out of hatred or spite or whatever the fuck fuels him to act like this. ❞

❝ I'm pretty sure my brain stopped working several times. ❞

❝ It's scandalous! I mean we're just SO wholesome and innocent. ❞

❝ People might start to think we're in love or something. ❞

❝ Getting kicked out of [location] sounds fun. ❞

❝ They are looking at me with their EYES. ❞

❝ . . . I've never seen that. ❞

❝ The trauma is half the fun. I'm just melodramatic. ❞

❝ Don't tell me how to breathe, mouth breather. ❞

❝ Why were you listening you fucking creature !? ❞

❝ Dude go to fucking therapy, I'm not even kidding. ❞

❝ I need to bleach my brain. ❞

❝ It was for safety purposes you nasty bastard! ❞

❝ Dishonor on you, gambling satan! ❞

❝ I don't know how you're still alive. ❞

❝ You call me the antichrist and accuse me of being pregnant at least three times per month. He gives me hugs and pizza. ❞

❝ No you're right, I set my expectations too high. ❞

❝ Why did you bet on THIS of all things oh my fucking god??? ❞

❝ Everyone's always like "[name] you have daddy issues" but I have no dad to have issues with so??? ❞

❝ I will beat you to death with your own limbs. ❞

❝ You Gary Busey lookin' bitch. ❞

❝ We have to watch you guys make bedroom eyes at each other all the time, we just want it to stop. ❞

❝ You use my horny behavior against me, it's only fair I get to use yours against you. ❞

❝ I have no sense of self preservation. It's why I get into so many fights. ❞

❝ Glad to know you approve of horrendously spiteful revenge tactics. ❞

❝ I may talk shit but I do worry about you. ❞

❝ Oh, I'm completely vile. I'm well aware. ❞

❝ At least I don't look like I got hit by a school bus because the driver thought you were a threat to the children on board. ❞

❝ Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be. ❞

❝ Well maybe you should, I don't know, talk to him about his trauma before you give him sex advice? Seems a bit out of order. ❞

❝ [name], don't touch my baby boy! ❞

❝ Did he drop kick my son !? ❞

❝ You told me you dropped [name/object] down the stairs, I do not trust you. ❞

❝ Say sike right now !! ❞

❝ Is this actually happening?? Am I having an aneurysm???? ❞

❝ I feel like this was a big accomplishment, we came out of this with no attempted murder. So it's a win. ❞

❝ Maybe we DO have the power of god and anime on our side. ❞

❝ I don't know if I trust you two drinking around each other. ❞

❝ I said behave oh my fucking god. ❞

❝ Do it for Voltron! ❞

❝ You like [food/brand/name], you clearly have no taste. ❞

❝ No breaking of the sacred pinky oath! ❞

❝ That was so stupid, but thanks for the attempted save. ❞

❝ I'm gonna hit you in the dick with a car while listening to the Power Rangers theme song, and I'm gonna have so much fun doing it, dickhead. ❞

❝ The rules are reasonable. The problem is that I am unreasonable and I know I will break them. ❞

[85-rend]

made a Lethal Company OC. stupid idiot forced to get a job. it fucking hates it

[medi-bee]

These are the guys who have total martial control over the center of the galaxy? are you sure?

[teapetal44]

[endlessfuckup]

i think they put some random noise at the end just to keep everyone occupied for a little while lmao

[sillywoyscreenshots]

Hee, hee, hee.... >:3

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[askgunpowdertim]

They're so pretty, I can't- Yeah. Yeah. Can you see what I have to deal with here? I'm so fucking gay.

[based on that one time jonny made brian a dress :-)]

[icewindandboringhorror]

... why he sit like this

[thatgirlonstage]

Holds Natsuki Subaru in my hands

[skydreamplayzz]

Should have done it sooner but just did now.

I Was a bit lazy but i'm always. :) probably forgot somthing and i didn’t notice yet.

Small stuff/facts :

- Nature lover. Is outside pretty often, dosen't matter what time. He will go whenever he feels like it.

- is an artist just for fun. ( draws irl stuff.) Will mostly be sitting at a tree when drawing. (even at night, will not sleep that night. He sleeps more often when it's day. and will be awake night. somtimes.)

- Plushie collector. They bring him comfort in hard times.

- some bad habits : failing to say no to things he dislikes, Overthinking and worrying, sleeping too little but it dosen't effect him too much, avoiding eye contact. (maybe some more.. idk)

- He often talks to himself. (or to his shadow friend.)

- Just he or certain people can see his shadow friend. It was created by his mind (is like an imaginary friend.) But it has its own mind. if enough power, it can move things.

- He has a pet. (a glowing blue bunny. :D )

- anxious boi. He's able to fight tho, he's not completly useless in fights.

- Aside from drawing he reads and writes a lot.

- he can speak german. (just bc I can . )

- Is glitching pretty often, somtimes it's normal but often is caused due a situation like stress or similar.

-allergic to bunnys, (thats why He owns a magical bunny but would ignore his allergy to pet a Real one)

-Can't See blood well, will feel nauseas Quick.

- 1,75cm /teen/(He Dosent Like his height.)

(maybe adding more later)

[inkuboa]

I AM NOT FINISHING THIS

[shameless-sol-apologist]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[ravene]

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[bmpmp3]

some stuff i did in school recently: scanned images of fabric that have been run through audacity to be glitched up with reverb and echo and such and then printed back out and embroidered! i thought it was kind of funny

here's the original fabric:

its old busted pajamas <3

[queerofthedagger]

people who are so confident that tumblr glitched when they unfollowed a mutual and vice versa are wild to me because I will always automatically assume I was soft-blocked when I notice and make no attempt to follow again like .

[digifag]

im so tired of analog horror thats like "heres some instructional tapes ^_^ actually its gonna glitch out and show bloody images or secret things people should never see ooo" like. i wish more people would just commit to JUST the old tapes or smth of the like, and build up a more eerie atmosphere through normal storytelling,

petscop wasnt rlly analog horror specifically, but it didnt once have a jump cut to spooky imagery to go back to the base gameplay and be like "oh haha wasnt that weird and scary? ^_^" and instead just. Built up its atmosphere without jumpscares. even so it still felt like there MIGHT be a jumpscare at any second. idk

analog horror makers could do better