“I guess I’ll have more ice cream…”
Bess groans as she slowly consumes another bowl of bacon blast, sitting down to resume her position next to her subject of interest.
Neither Bess Marvin nor Deirdre Shannon have moved in the last eight hours. Both ignorant of the other’s motivations.
Deirdre watched her test subject return from the Scoop counter yet again. She stares down at her pen, horrified, as she adds yet another tally mark to her piece of paper and whispers…
“Seventy-eight.”
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awards shows are ridiculous and asinine and are everything wrong with the entertainment industry. that is unless my favorites win in which case awards shows are wonderful and objective and are arbiters of merit and justice in a world devoid of true talent recognition
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Every single adult who comes into direct contact with Lyra and talks with her for any period of time (and is not related to her): I only had Lyra for ten seconds, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Meanwhile, her bio parents: Excuse you, the only one who is allowed to horrifically mistreat my daughter and do unforgivable things to her and those she cares about, is me!
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well... talking abt typos, i thought it was rude to tell, or that the person already know but chose to not change it bc it difficult to change in a gifset, so to not rub the injury even more. but if you want, in the gifset of min telling the fans abt his relationship, when the fan respond you wrote "whenever you're rady" instead of "ready". i could be wrong bc im not english speaker myself but i think it's a typo. love you <3
fcking hell 😩😩 thank you anon! I normally proofread my stuff but I guess I should invest more time in that djkhgf
I fixed the one in the jintamin set even though it doesn't make a difference now but just for my own sanity lmao.
also please don't hesitate to point out any kind of mistakes because spelling & grammar errors are my #1 pet peeve lmao. thank you for telling me 🧡
xxx
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“Lovely. Smells good. It smells like Jacob. Weirdly. Nah, it smells good.” Barry on the red carpet last night. My love/hate relationship with the interviewers who keep asking him these type of questions is so complex like we get it and you need to stop right this second bur also PLEASE KEEP GOING 😩🙏
was literally talking with my work bestie today about how much i love hearing barry talk about jacob but if it’s a red carpet interview and u get the chance to ask him any one question in the world and u decide to make that moment about jacob??? sorry but u deserve to be shot.
ask jacob about jacob. this is barrys moment and barrys night. if ur not going to ask him an interesting question about HIM then go bother literally any other celebrity.
also if ur going to ask him about jacob at least be serious. this bathwater candle shit “describe jacob in three words” “what was it like when u first met him”, its all SO TIRED!!!!! NOBODY IS INVESTED IN THEIR LOVE STORY MORE THAN ME!!!!! but i would not be caught DEAD asking barry keoghan what the jacob bath water candles, that he DID NOT BUY BECAUSE HE IS NORMAL, SMELL LIKE!!!! WHEN WILL U PEOPLE LEARN WHAT A BIT IS.
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Watching gaming dudebros have full-on heart attacks and stroking out over tasm2 not winning or any of their basic ass shooting games and running around talking about how “nobody played Alan Wake 2 or BG3” when in fact a shitload of people did play both games and yall refuse to branch out and play other games and yall live in a bubble of just Fortnite, Cod, and other games just like it, and now you’re going out of your way to be unhinged individuals online about it instead of showing good sportsmanship and congratulating the amazing games and teams behind them that did win an award.
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obm was one of the first otome gacha app games ive ever played when i first played it t rewired my brain and started one of my otome hyperfixs in the first place, man man i loved levi si much i still do FREE H I M
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just dropping by to say thank you to whichever deity gave me a boss and a babe. it's everything i could have asked for and more
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