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im-no-jedi · 8 months

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so I’ve been taking melatonin regularly for almost a week now, per the recommendation of my therapist, in an attempt to get better sleep. I do get the weird dreams sometimes, but my dreams are normally really weird, so I can never tell the difference LOL

that being said

someone please tell me why last night I had a dream that I was living in a beach house with Steve and Joe from Blue’s Clues skfksalfkdhdjfjsk

#normally I wouldn’t question something like this but #that was COMPLETELY out of left field ok #also it was one of the nicest dreams I’ve had in a long time??#like it was literally a domestic dream of mine haha #also the house we lived in was clearly styled after my uncle’s house #it was just on a beach LOL #the two of them acted exactly like in the show btw #just without the talking to the screen thing #I was living with them because they couldn’t take care of themselves #I was their maid basically #but we still did all the chores and stuff together #I remember sending Steve out to get groceries once haha #alsooooo there was a bit of a love triangle between us #cause they were both clearly into me #but Steve was more obvious about it #even tho I clearly liked Joe more #I had a HUGE crush on him as a teen ok 😝#so that was fun!#srsly it was a genuinely nice dream #weird and random but nice LOL #my weird dreams

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cometshift · 1 month

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the awesome phighting x .flow au that only exists in my head

#phighting #phighting art #subspace phighting #medkit phighting #art #predisaster tag #blood cw #body horror cw #so basically predisaster subspace = sabitsuki and postdisaster subspace = rust #though here she would be named 'rot' maybe #don't ask me what characters would be the rest because i have no idea LOL #asides from medkit as a gas mask maid but i mostly did that because i thought he would look cool. and i was right

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anime-related · 1 year

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Satou and Toritsuka are in the same class...

And Toritsuka's class did a cross dressing maid cafe...

Which means Satou was involved in a cross dressing maid Cafe.

Why is there no art about this??? Why are there no fics about this???

#i imagine its one of those things where saiki's like 'i just dont get the big deal with maid outfits #and then satou #in the most basic average dress ofc #lmao he says oh wow #pfff saiki saying oh wow about satou in front of taruhashi sounds hilarious thinking about it now #satousai #hitoshi satou #saiki kusuo #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #saiki k #toritsuka reita #saiki figuring out when and which part satou is working to get that spot #you rwallt think saiki wouldnt go?#its satou and coffee (jelly) he is going

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necromii · 25 days

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✧✦ Meruru Discord Layouts. ⠀ 。 No Kin/ID/Me tags unless requester. 𓂃 　Requested by: @dollrelicz. a few additional icons under cut.

#── Posts.#── Layouts.#meruru #ningen maid robot meruru #human maid robot meruru #meruru impersonates a robot maid #manga icons #manga layouts #discord layouts #discord icons #anime icons #anime layouts #pfp #pfp icons #anime pfp #editblr #sorry the banners are basically all the same I just couldn't decide which one I liked more

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dungeons-and-dragon-age · 2 months

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Hiii everyone, say, how do your Hawkes go go about sharing their estate? If they do it at all? Is everyone free to come and go or are they more private? Or do they only invite their LI to stay? I'm curious!! :)

#lay rambles #my ocs #oc: liam hawke #oc: lilian hawke #both my hawkes are very social w their friends but i love comparing their boundaries around it #theres variation in rules for specific ppl with both of them ofc but theres still general differences #with liam its all very open and everyone can p much come and go whenever #they dont get extra keys (theyll get lost and he doesnt want randos finding them lol) but they know where to find the spare key #and bodhan and sandal and orana know to let them in whenever #hes very lenient in this this regard but he does have rules abt what he does and doesnt want them to do #mostly its about not making too much of a mess lol bc liam prefers to clean himself #(he doesnt trust the crew with his household and also he has particular ways of doing things and Hates when theyre done differently)#so things like keep your dirty garb at the entrance dont cook by yourselves (this was banned after they did it one (1) time lol) etc #also no fucking allowed. do that somewhere else for the love of the maker he does NOT want to walk into that in his own house #(and it also comes back to liam not trusting them with cleaning but also Not wanting to clean that up lol)#also he is not fond of them going into his room uninvited. most of the house is chill but that is *his* space #he accommodates these rules by e.g. having spare slippers and a little washing basin in the entrance hall for dirty shoes/feet #always makes sure to have snacks in stock that he knows they like #food will have notes abt what to leave for leandra/orana/etc but otherwise food is prepared with his friends in mind #and in general he'll make sure to adjust the space/routine in little ways to accommodate them #(air out when fen isnt there cus he doesnt like drafts; keep curtains open cus anders prefers open spaces; etc)#lilian on the other hand doesnt like when her friends come into the estate without a heads up (cept for emergencies)#but once they have her 'ok' its basically mi casa es su casa #dont yknow. overdo it and get too rowdy but otherwise do whatever #however. she also expects everyone to clean up after themselves. she aint here to play maid and youre all adults #also liam has a general 'please try to not be too wild when leandra is here' and lilian doesnt #not cos she doesnt care but cos leandra is bothered by sth she can speak up herself #oh and lilian uses the basement space as temporary refuge for anyone who needs it (mostly escaped mages)#also side note: both offered gamlen to stay but he refused (out of pride/remorse)#...this got long and i ran out of tag space lmfao so this is it for now xD

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katnissandpeetamellark · 4 months

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Live look at me reading the Epilogue of TBOSAS (for like the 10th time)

#I can never get over Coriolanus stealing Sejanus's life.#I can't ever get over Coriolanus describing Grandma'am as basically thinking of Ma as her “maid”#I can never get over how Strabo gets along with Coriolanus better than his own son..#Sejanus Plinth #Coriolanus Snow #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #thg #hunger games #president snow #tbosbas #tbosas #bosas #abosas #a ballad of songbirds and snakes #strabo plinth #ma plinth

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bugprinz · 4 months

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nekomeemers

#mine yoshitaka #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #basically yakuza if it was awesome #bruh my cat maids actually cleaning i didnt sign up for that now i gotta pay him #air quotes first of the year...heh first POST maybe #finger paints

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kittychicha · 1 year

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FAVORITE MEDIA | THAILAND | HORROR

GIRL FROM NOWHERE (2018) INHUMAN KISS (2019) AFTER DARK (2020) THE MAID (2020) LONG KHONG (2020) REMEMBER 15 (2022)

#lakornladies #asiandramasource #girl from nowhere #inhuman kiss #saeng krasue #after dark #after dark wetv #The Maid #the maid 2020 #long khong #remember 15 #i did all this and then remembered i basically did the same set for an event b4 but oh well #horroredit #catagifs #lakornedit #myfaves

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r0tt1ngr4bb1t · 9 months

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*inhale*

#LAUGHED TOO HARD ON THIS HELP- 💀💀💀💀#The World of Mr. Plant #Twomp #Idk Why But My Mind is Imagining Argos in a Maid dress now... uh- is this normal?? 💀#Argos #Argos Twomp #World of Mr. Plant #I have basically Imploded of Shook now 💀#Ashur Gharavi

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kaiserouo · 1 month

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Who the hell runs akimbo p2020 anyways?

#bet you didn't expect this with my wip #i need buffhound #their arms are NOT skinny #that skin did them injustice #they definitely can use kraber with one arm as if it was a handgun #buffhound gang let's go #(population: me)#oh yeah do you know roberta from black lagoon?#her alias is also bloodhound and she actually used barette with one arm #basically this but maid and barette instead #apex legends #apex bloodhound #bloodhound #bloodhound apex #my art

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shittywriterbrain · 1 month

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when you realise that both odysseus and medea are manipulating, deceiving characters who are way too smart for their own good but are overcome by anger, pride and jealousy which leads them to commit horrendous acts of violence. and then odysseus is the hero and medea is the bitch

#ok there IS a difference #there are multiple differences #medea is expected to tolerate jasons cheating. she doesnt and therefore challenges expectations set on women #odysseus goes on a wild killing rampage murdering and executing all the suitors and penelopes maids #medea kills her own children which i will say is on another level #but they both commit multiple murders #odysseus is a hero. he fought at troy (where he slaughtered ppl in a temple. yay) and hes a greek king #medea is a priestess of hecate and from kolchis so basically from the other end of the world (to the greeks)#so shes not only a weird woman shes also not entirely human aand “barbaric“#but i would argue that both commit revenge out of anger pride and jealousy #only that defines the image we have of medea (ignoring how she helped jason on multiple adventures) as a jealous murderous witch #but it doesnt impact the image we have of odysseus as a wily hero #yeah welcome to my 5. pk #5. pk #and dont even get me STARTED on lady macbeth #in the wise words of gerard way “and so he gets to die a saint but she will always be the whore“#greek mythology #medea #odysseus

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whoisthatstrangeimbecile · 2 months

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i sent you in dms

yea yea i got it you coward

#over the garden wall #the beast #the woodsman #found the bastard tormenting my askbox #ngl your house demon au is epic i will steal that thanks <3 #basically the beast becomes the local house maid i mean demon for the woodsman family #otgw askbox #made otgw art

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perelka-l · 4 months

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Jumping on maid Kieran trend (with two modes of operation as well ww)

#trainer kieran #rival kieran #in case ppl didnt know - roberta is from black lagoon #and she's basically a terminator maid and i highly recommend getting familiar with her #but anyway yea #just. i had to do it. it's not as nice as i wanetd it to be bUT WHATEVER maybe someone will ike ye ye #watch me and my fail art #he can be a baby and do mochi for you he can stab (for?) you #also i saw a to of ppl commenting that kieran gave off vibes of someone that absolutely WILL stab you in dlc #like it's something i saw so many times that now i know in my heart if he actually had a knife he WOULD stab #anyway #point is meido #i love meido kieran sm idk why there is so much of that but i adore this

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temeyes · 3 months

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i love you marry me rn

i love you too!!! and YES OF COURSE i wILL MARRY yoU!! but you have to ask my entire family's permission first,,,,,,,,,

#im basically a house maid here so i don't think my family would survive without me LMAO #but i'm very much willing to run away if you're gonna whisk me off on your noble steed my oh dearie love <3 <3 <3 #answered asks #anon

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nebulousboops · 7 months

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Happy Halloween, now watch as I mesh a gothic horror novella with a quirky murder mystery franchise that also just so happens to have a game that takes place in Victorian England

Anyway take Great Ace Attorney-ified Jekyll and Hyde designs and some profiles that should let you know who's the protagonist here

#ace attorney #great ace attorney #if you wanna be specific #jekyll and hyde #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #henry jekyll #edward hyde #gabriel john utterson #melissa duster #poole j&h #hastie lanyon #yes I turned the maid who witnessed the murder into the weird girl assistant what of it #I know poole is probably much older than 34 I just forgot that while drawing this and now I'm too attached to change it #I don't know if i'm ever going to elaborate on this further but. for now let the basic details of the case rattle around in your brain

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miscling · 2 months

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i am a toy for others to enjoy!

ASK TASKS: OPEN

use my ask box to send me tasks to do! i'd love to entertain and perform for you all! i am a good and obedient girl, and i enjoy getting tasks to do!

choose one or more task emoji and send them to me! include instructions if you send complicated tasks

tasks can come from anyone, even anons!

i'll do tasks as soon as i can! i have to finish my work wach day before i can play. basic tasks i'll do on my own, but i'll need help for the slightly more complicated ones so they might be a little while! Mutuals can DM me with DM tasks, and if i'm available we'll play ^^

BASIC TASK LIST!

🗜️ make me wear nipple clamps for 5 minutes! 📦 make me wear 10 pegs on my cunt for 10 minutes! 🤚 make me slap my cunt 5 times! ⚡ choose a part of me and make me use my TENS unit there for 10 mins. 🪆 dolly time! for the next 30 mins make me cup my hands, stay on my tip toes, and arch my back. 😺/🐮 petplay! for the next 30mins, make me keep off my furniture and only move around on all fours. make me put on my animal ears based on which one you send! 🤖 make me a good robot and complete one thing on my to-do list! ♾️ make me get my breast cups and pump my breasts for 15 mins! 🤐 make me gag myself for half an hour! (tell me what kind of gag to use and if I have it I'll use it, otherwise I'll pick) 🧣 make me put on my collar if i'm not already wearing it! 👗 make me get undressed and be naked for the next 30 mins! ✏️ make me write what you tell me on my body where you tell me! 💖 make me draw a little heart on myself where you tell me! 😵‍💫 make me stare at a spiral for 5 minutes (send me a spiral to use) (i won't use spirals that give me bad vibes, but i'll use any i've already reblogged) 🗣️ ask me anything, name a kink or give me a topic to write about (kinky or otherwise) and make me infodump about it. 🔊 send me a post or a write something for me to record saying, and i'll post the recording. 📝 make me go add 100 words to my current WIP novel. 🫴 make me edge for 10 minutes (Send me instructions, porn, a post to edge to, or a mantra to repeat while I do it, you can use my mantra tag for ideas. i cannot do this task on thursdays) 🕳️ make me fill up a hole for 10 minutes! (Choose to plug my cunt or/and ass, i cannot do this task on thursdays) 👅 make me stick my tongue out for 10 minutes! 💋 make me go practice deepthroating for 5 mins! 🍇 make me go get a snack and a drink! ❌ make me go take a break outside for 5 mins! 😴 make me go lay down in bed for 15 mins, no screens allowed.

SLIGHTLY MORE COMPLICATED TASK LIST!

👋 i'll ask my nestie to tickle me for 5 mins! (check my toybox) 🖐️ i'll ask my nestie to slap me 10 times! choose my face or tits 🏓 i'll ask my nestie to hit me 10 times! choose my ass or thighs (check my toybox) 👣 i'll ask my nestie to put elastic bands around my feet and snap the band against my soles 10 times. (nestie enjoys doing this to me) 🫶 i'll ask my nestie to choke me and hold my breath over a 5 minute session (please do not mix with other tasks) ⛓️ i'll get myself tied up and restrained for 30 mins! 🥊 No hands! make me put on my hand mitts for 15 minutes!

DM TASKS

If we're mutuals, you can dm me and play with me in other ways. Ask me for my lovense toy control links, combine tasks into one bigger task, send me files to listen to or hypnotise me yourselves, make me wear a diaper or control my toilet use, or suggest other things to do with me that you'd like! Non-mutuals who've gotten to know me can ask to play too.

Or...

⁉️ Give me a task not listed! (You can find the contents of my toybox here for ideas) (I reserve the right to safeword, but I'm very open and obedient, so shoot your shot)

#there #i've taken out some #but it's basically the old list #which felt better than the new one #i just wanna be easy to play with...#anyway! send me tasks!#it's maid day!#miscling ask tasks

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