#I’m begging y’all

[chaotic-nart]

“It’s never stated in-game that Messmer returns Rellana’s feelings idk why y’all keep saying they’re a couple-“

Istg I will backflip into the sun if you people don’t let me heal from the damage Rennala/Radagon did to me-

This will be my villain origin story

[ilikesuperheroesokay]

My thoughts when watching No Good Nick for the first time

”Oh, I like Jeremy! He just cares about his family, and he’s so hardworking and passionate! He has every reason to be suspicious, and it’s only fair that he’s a bit disgruntled.”

“Wow, this family is NOT close.”

“Aw, Ed makes beautiful art!”

“How sweet of Molly to make Nick feel comfy.”

“Wow, I can see where Jeremy gets his determination and dedication from! Look at Liz go, she’s a beast in the kitchen!”

“Aw, Nick’s flashbacks. :( “

“Wow, Ed’s such a good dad! Trying to make Nick feel at home, gosh I love him! It’s giving Patton Sanders.”

“Aw…Liz. Your wedding ring.”

“Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

”Damn, Molly needs new friends.”

“Wow, Nick is so clever!”

“Damn, this system is really fucked.”

“Aw, Eric and Jeremy are so cute! I’m getting a bit of a vibe from both of them, both together and separate, but I bet that it probably won’t become anything.”

“Is Jeremy autistic? That would explain a bit.”

“Aw man, I don’t like Lisa Haddad, but I Love Josie Totah! Look how pretty she is! 🤩 I haven’t seen her since Jessie!”

“Wow, Jeremy and Eric would be so cute together, but I’m sure it’s just one of those queer coded shows that never actually does anything.”

“Ooh, I really like Will. He’s cute, and he’s perfect for Nick.”

“Get outta here Riley, you’re gonna blow Nick’s cover!”

“Gosh golly gee wilikers, Eric and Jeremy sure are getting quite close!”

“Ugh, Nick, istg you’re digging yourself a deeper hole!”

“Oh no, Will’s a traitor.”

“Roses are red, cacti are prickly, holy shit that escalated quickly.”

“*sobs*”

“Huh, are they-OH MY GOD THANK THE LORD ABOVE JESUS CHRIST THEY FINALLY KISSED OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YESSSSS.”

“Seriously, why do people hate Jeremy? In all seriousness, I’d be his friend! We can work on his election process together.”

”Aw, Ed. Look at you, helping your son out with something he really cares about. Dad of the year.”

“No! Jeremy’s coming out plan was ruined! But it’s okay, because they accepted him! (Ed missed everything)”

“…I need…I just…I need a couple minutes to just…cry.”

“Wow, time to watch it five more consecutive times! But there’s gonna be more seasons, right? Right? Right? RIGHT?!?”

[not-bluejay]

guys me and my friends are doing a thing where we all make slideshows and i forgot it’s TOMORROW i need unhinged things to write abt please 😭😭😭 i already did a duolingo fanfic highlights but i’m stuck now 😭😭😭

[king-jacks]

Mashita growled, lowered on all fours as he watched Yashiki come closer.

“Mashita?” Yashiki murmured, reaching his hand out slightly, only for it to be swatted away by one of the many tails dancing behind Mashita. He reminded the older man of a frightened animal, and instead of letting his fear be known, he grew defensive. “Hey,” his voice is soft. “It’s okay. I’m not going to hurt you.”

One of the ears on top of Mashita’s head twitches, before he lowers his hackles, tails slowing down to a soft swishing. He’s obviously still on the defense, but he lowers his guard a bit, pushing himself up onto his feet.

Yashiki steps closer, small smile adorning his mouth. “You alright?”

The younger doesn’t speak for a moment, tails flicking behind him, but soon enough, he opens his mouth. “I’m fine,” he says sharply, arms crossed against his chest defensively, as if he’s trying to curl in on himself.

“Mashita,” Yashiki sighs, but doesn’t press, instead just comes close to him, closing the distance between them. Mashita snarls but makes no move to pull away, and Yashiki tilts his head.

[swanofcoruscant]

Idk who needs to hear this but Theron has greys in his hair

[kyistell]

Y’all gimmie your New Jersey headcanons, please, I am starved for content.

I don’t care how weird or strange they may be, just gimmie!!!

[inlovewithaspiderguy]

what is the forest fic. should I read it. where can I read it

[imjustwritingg]

Some people need to chill, the man is probably admiring the views in person instead of liking an Instagram post

[foxytonic]

Hey. Hey, listen. Listen to me. That celebrity you like? They don’t belong to you, or to a certain group of people. They are their own person, and should be treated as such. If you feel genuine rage because someone you don’t like perceives them, that is 100% a you problem! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[freemonngo]

I have a withdrawal of Mari lives content, I need more.

[finalshaper]

Bitches be like “I wanna hear about your OCs!” and then never like your posts about them or send you asks about them

[weewitch004]

Kavin x Kaning Requests

I’m begging y’all please write fanfics based on these (please longer ones, but not necessarily multi chapter unless it fits the prompts). These are all Kaning and Kavin fics (each ones a separate story, but some are similar if you wanna take inspiration from whatever you will). Please if you write them, let me know about it and how to find it!! I largely don’t care if they start off as friends and get together or stay friends and the fic just shows more tension or if they’re together and stay together, but please don’t make them end depressingly (like with them together and then broken up at the end). Also I really don’t care if multiple people write on the same thing if that’s a concern (idk).

A Kaning/Kavin fic- Kaning is the daughter of a mafia family. I imagine this as just Gorya already knowing and F4 figuring it out (maybe MJ figures it out first because of the rumors of his family’s involvement)

A Kaning/Kavin fic- Kaning is a rich heiress but no one but Gorya and the owner of the flower shop know. She doesn’t try to hide it but she also doesn’t tell others. Her family likes to stay out of the limelight and especially keeps the children fairly anonymous even from other rich families. Kaning was raised by her father from a certain age but her mother took her from him when she was born and raised her for a bit (in this time she was neglectful and borderline abusive). She also meant Gorya during this time and that’s how they became bffs even though she’s wealthy. So the fic would just be F4 finding out about her being wealthy(maybe she thought they already knew [maybe due to her blasé reaction to just giving away 4000 baht. In the show it was impulsiveness, but in this she could be rich]) and how she was raised (like how her mother treated her. Maybe her and Thyme bond). Maybe the reason she works with Gawao is because he took care of her when her mom wasn’t able to. This will probably change a few things like Kaning’s dad being fired by Roselyn. I like that in some fanfics, she’s a pianist so maybe she goes to a school for music so she’s not necessarily in a normal school, but also not in Kosher.

A Kaning/Kavin fic- takes place after they get together. Kavin being protective of Kaning - like to the point of a fight. Like Kaning’s being threatened by some guy or harassed and Kavin defends her (bonus points if the story mentions the size difference between the two and how small Kaning is. I love the height difference) and they comfort each others afterwards

A Kaning/Kavin fic- Instead of just Gorya, Kaning was also kidnapped by anti-F4 (because they realized she was also important to them, especially Kavin).

A Kaning/Kavin fic- similar to the previous prompt, someone goes after Kaning (verbally or physically) because of Kavin’s playboy past, they say some things about Kavin and Kaning defends him. He also protects her. It’s very sweet. (This could also play out like that one scene in the Nevertheless kdrama, but it actually ends in the two being a stronger place than they were before unlike in that show)

A Kaning/Kavin fic- a customer is making Kaning uncomfortable and Kavin comes in during the interaction and stays with her at the store until he leaves and afterwards to make sure she’s ok

A Kaning/Kavin fic- MJ (and/or Ren) and Kaning becoming best friends, the rest of F4 and Gorya finding it amusing/endearing, and Kavin not necessarily always loving this development in its entirety (but also sometimes still finding it cute)

A Kaning/Kavin fic- Kaning goes to Kosher with Gorya (she does not replace Hana, but instead stands alongside Gorya during that whole thing). She doesn’t necessarily get a red card, but she would try to protect Gorya which might drag her into the bullying. This is how she catches Kavin’s attention and maybe he protects her like Ren protects Gorya. The events progress like in the show. This can also incorporate the above prompt where Kaning is kidnapped alongside Gorya by anti-f4.

A Kaning/Kavin fic- takes place after they get together. Kavin takes Kaning to a club with him (I like the idea of her wearing a little black dress with a black ribbon) and Kavin doesn’t love the amount of people checking out Kaning

[red-erroring]

It almost feels like people type the wrong “your”/“you’re” on purpose. 80% (or higher!) of the time, it’s wrong. Statistically, it should be like 50/50 if people are guessing. But it seems either they have intentionally been taught wrong (by themselves or others) or just don’t care to check; it really seems like they choose the incorrect word on purpose. Not to sound like an english teacher but i die a little bit inside every time.

[bingsoo-jung]

God, someone, please. Break into the museum holding the sword crafted from a shot down US military plane by Laotian Communists for Vietnamese communists and kill Henry Kissinger before he can turn 100. I promise you that literal billions would thank you for your service. They might even pay to get you out of jail.

[yappacadaver]

Ok I know I just reblogged the plot and themes post saying I’m good for some analysis but rn what I really want to analyze are the sounds of his moaning and the way his dick twitches

[mothmanavenue]

came onto tumblr to gush about how sweet tsats is only to find out some of y’all need to go touch grass 😭