I'm gonna force my texas headcanons on you yayy
My favorite personality is texas being transfem i actually forgot this one for a good bit but yeah i remembered it recently, i like to think the reason she doesn't figure out her dysphoria sooner is because partly she doesn't have that strong dysphoria and just thinks it's general insecurity that everyone has
I also imagine texas just not talking as a kid, i feel they just took a while to get it figured out i also imagine he had a weird voice for some reason
He has perception lens but doesn't use them because he doesn't like the look of them, another optional thing to my theory is that he might need them to drive but still doesn't and when someone finds his license says he needs his glasses they're just like "oh my god you could've killed me!"
He falls asleep right after work, for like 3-4 hours because of his sleep patterns (totally not me and school)
He crochets, i just gave him my one of my hobbies
Oooooo I love all of these :D
Transfem Texas is not something I would have thought of and yet it fits so well. Justa dumbass not realizing anything until someone gives a dare to wear a dress and of course Texas would never back down from a dare, so once the dress is on itâs like ââŚoh shitâ
I mean Texases whole thing is guns sooâŚit would make sense if he was the quite kid, made fun of for his voice being weird and snappedâŚseems accurate
Blind as fuck Texas is hilarious, no one understands how this man has come so far without his glasses. The best shot in the StateHouse who actually uses guns consistently, best aim just in general for most things, I mean they donât even ever see him stumble into stuff. Then they are on the road and get pulled over, Texas has someone grab his license for him and BAMB card says like âYo ass so blind you couldnât find a nuclear reactor if it wss right in front of yaâ and everyone in the car is automatically terrified :D
Texas needs more hobbies than just â¨~Gun~⨠so him crocheting I can get behind. Same with the napping after work, cause letâs be honest here, there is no way that man is on a sleep schedule that is healthy enough to even PRETEND to be a sleep schedule XD
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Yes yes, you are safe for now OwO
The bees, they just flock to him and he does not care if they could âkillâ him, they are FUZZY!!!! (Also yes the bee is the state insect, love those pesky things here)
Just imagine, itâs 2am, your just going into the kitchen to grab something to drink before going back to or going to bed. You enter the kitchen and see Jersey and idk Loui maybe, just talking, âcept Jersey is straight up speaking tongues and Loui is acting like he understands what is being said (he doesnât). Just slowly back away without being noticed and decide to never go into the kitchen again at night.
Meanwhile Jersey was just talking about how the strawberry poptart ia aids and the cookies and cream one is the best, looking like absolute death cause of how exhausted he is lol (he is not responsible for whatever he says when tired, itâs nearly started multiple wars at once so when he is tired the states just take whatever he says with a grain of salt smaller than an atom)
Yesyes he loves his babyes and whenever someone even thinks about trying to tell him otherwiseâŚwellâŚthey donât đ
It has been way to long since I have bugged you for Jersey HCs sooo đŞ hand then over đ
AIGHT AIGHT PUT THE KNIFE DOWNâ /silly
Yes you may have the NJ hcâs :)
I picture him to have like- reddish-brown hair like Mass since in my AU theyâre twins, but his hair is more on the brown side.
^Also he has blonde streaks in his hair that kinda look like bee stripes since theyâre his state insect last I checked :3
Yâknow how funny/cruel would it be if I just-*makes NJ allergic to bees*
^BUT DONT WORRY- the bees he hangs out with are friendly. To NJ at least. And York cuz he brings them roses.
This man says some of the most unhinged shit when heâs tired I swear to god-
He holds both of his dogs (a Doberman and a boxer (their names are Mar and Murrie)) like theyâre babies and treats them as such (as he should)
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Pspspsps heyheyhey, itâs that time where I ask for asks, please acknowledge me.
Art or HCs, maybe even lil shorties stories if ya ask nicely. I promise to get to them sooner rather than later but they will still probs be late, sorz in advance T-T
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*cough cough* I heard someone say Baseball NY and Hockey NJ?
@alaskashigh *points aggressively* YOU!!!! I wanted to do this literally all day since I saw your post!!!!
I think this is like such a fun dynamic, whether it's shipped or just their normal bullshit (personally I don't ship them but I can agree with those who do ship them, they are very cute together)
They are arguing about who gets the backyard probably, a very common argument once the baseball season pops up I'd imagine (and I am), half the time the only reason they stop is because of a meeting lol
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OMG YES YES YES PLEASE
I've loved the idea of personified sports since I first found Matt Mitchell's SEC Roll Call series, which is literally collage football through each week it's so good.
Along with Tom Grossi who did four long ass series on each NFL divisions, they aren't exactly personified per-say but DOESN'T MATTER!!! (actually I'm pretty sure that they are personified in the If the NFL Was Scripted series but not confident on that lol)
Listen if the states and other things can be personified then who's to say that sports aren't!!!
iâm fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol
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THE LIL BABY!!! THE BOY!!! THE POOR BOY!!!
iâm fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol
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LOOK!! A COYOTE!!! AN ARIZONA COYOTEEE!!!!
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Follow-up on the previous hockey position question, who plays goalie? Does someone just have to gear up randomly?
I totally didn't forget about goalies, nooooo. Anywaayyy super sorry about how long this took, finally got a hockey stick and literally have not touched the computer in days lol, BUT tis finally here.
HOCKEY STATES WOOOOOO-
New York: Forward, center, Goalie (only when he has too)
Tennessee: Defense, left-wing (doesnât play often) Goalie (sorta consistently?)
Colorado: Defense: right-wing, Goalie (only one who plays this consistently)
Minnesota: Forward, left-wing, Goalie (mainly if Colorado is goalie on opp team)
Oregon: Defense, left-wing, Goalie (masochist)
Sooo yeah! Mainly based in like feels ya know, I feel like it sometimes is just picking a name out of a hat to see who has to get pelted with pucks, but normally it'll tend(y) to be these guys
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Yâall we had an earthquake, what a lovely thing to be greeted by when just wanted to shift positions to go back to sleep.
Time to think the whole day that the train going by is an earthquake (thatâs assuming that the trainlines continue to run today, we arenât built for this).
Anyone in the NJ/NY area hope youâre safe and alright, that was scary :D
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Hehe Hockey!!!
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What states do you headcanon play hockey, and what positions do they play?
HIA, it hasn't been 2 days, what are you talking about? Anyway I got them all down finally, I'm not gonna say they all make sense but most of them have a team so it's finneee...probably?
HOCKEY STATES WOOOOOO-
Jersey: Defense, left-wing
New York: Forward, center
Massachusetts: Forward, right-wing
Connecticut: Defense, right-wing (doesnât play anymore)
Pennsylvania: Forward, center
Gov: Defense, left-wing (barely has anytime to play but tries to when he can)
Rhode: Defense, right-wing
North Carolina: Forward, left-wing
South Carolina: Defense, right-wing
Alabama: Forward, center (only plays roller hockey, college football offseason)
Missouri: Defense, right-wing (only plays roller hockey)
Tennessee: Defense, left-wing (doesnât play often)
Arizona: Forward, right-wing
Colorado: Defense: right-wing
Minnesota: Forward, left-wing
Oregon: Defense, left-wing
Montana: Forward, center
I feel like most of these are self explanatory, like NY Jersey and other NE states, but others I may have to explain I think...oops?
Okay so, the Carolinas playing isn't really THAT surprising, they have a team (I don't know which state the team belongs too and I am perfectly fine not knowing lol), same with Tennessee, Arizona, Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri.
Now Alabama on the other hand, football offseason, literally only roller hockey, besides ya know...violence. Hockey can be a very southern sport when you think about it.
Gov plays because once again, North East, but also because I have a feeling he would be very into the Washington Capitals. It isn't like he gets the chance to play often but when it's a slow winter day he can and will go and play on a lake somewhere with the NE states.
Connecticut doesn't play anymore because he is dramatic (RIP the Whalers, you will be missed until Carolina pulls out the jerseys again), and probably because of injuries or something, he's mainly just dramatic.
Anyway won't lie, this list is mainly off of vibes and whether or not they have a team. For example, California has three teams and yet it is impossible for me to see that man play any sport except maybe beach volleyball. Meanwhile Rhodey is on here and yet he doesn't have a team, I can just see him using hockey as a way to remove stress, it's therapy but WAAYYY more expensive.
Loved doing this one if it wasn't obvious lolz!
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HAPPY EASTER BITCHES RAAHHHHHH
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Eeee thank youuuu!!!
Listen I ainât gonna say that pollution is a problem, but I am going to say that we got so FUCKED by the Canadian wild fires, like it was real bad air and stuff. So when in doubt, blame Canada (or the West when thatâs all on fire, seriously it allll just comes over here).
Wasnât alive but 2001 sucked for like everyone duh, the sad thing is that a lot of people who died were from NJ, since a ton of people commute to NY. Obvi a ton more New Yorkens died that day but a shit ton of Jersians did as wellâŚ.so you knowâŚsomething something angst.
Also yes the forest one totally counts as angst, the woods arenât obviously dangerous here since we only have Forest Puppiesâ˘ď¸ and like foxes and coyotes, but lemme tell ya, them woods not only definitely haunted but there is probably people doing the big illegals out there. Like moonshiners orâŚidk cultests probably, thatâs also ignoring the actually legal hunting lol.
FUCK ENGLAND, damn tea drinkers.
Anyway thank you!!! This has made me unreasonably happy :D
Ayup friend, lifes in shambles, hockey has once again ruined me, and thus I must ask for you to absolutely ruin our boy New Jersey
(NJ angst hcs, if it wasnât clear lolz, if you donât got any when you see this thatâs chill, take your time :D)
Ah yes I see you have once again returned to get NJâs sadness :) /silly
Hmmmm tear scars on his wingsâŚâŚsmth smth EnglandâŚâŚ.
I donât see him as someone that has had very good luck with dating (till he met S.C. or Del or Rhodey or whoever you ship him with), and it makes him kinda sad :(
^heâs sorta under the impression that people date him out of pity for some reason. And theyâll leave him when they feel less pitiful.
Idk if this counts as angst, but hereâs a random hc: So like- NJ loves plants and nature and all that, so he also knows what herbs and weeds are good and that bring good health and could even help infected wounds. He also found this out from the amount of times he fcked off into the woods all alone and got hurt somehow.
âŚâŚOkay so. I feel like he definitely watched like. Yâknow. All the stuff that happened in 2001, as well as other things. He watched his brother and his brotherâs city suffer. He wanted to tear his eyes away. But he couldnât. He wishes he couldâve.
He definitely has some breathing issues. Iâve. I���ve decided that based off the pollution stereotypes.
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Wasn't @'ed but I might as well actually post this one lol
(I donno who to @ so I can't oops)
starting a picrew chain bc i found one that has tons of options for outfits and such
here is the link
so hereâs a biblically accurate atlas for you folks
fun fact i have this exact outfit ^_^
no pressure tags: @gently-decaying-flowers @tellme-o-muse @gayoticbeing @xgirlidiotx @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @astraeasparrow @fakevariety @mack-anthology-mp3 @my-cages-were-mental and anyone else whoâd like to!!
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I'm back, finally, with another chapter of The New State Groupchat. Enjoy :D
Chap 2: Oh Oh Oh Aoh, The Right StAHHHH-
Chat- New Brethern
Yorkadam: Note to self: Never, under any circumstances, go to a meeting while recovering from a hangover
Nex Mex: you gots to have a note for dat?
Jerryâ˘: damn you are stupid yorkie
Yorkadam: Shaddup, normally I don gotta deal with that shit
Jerryâ˘: you go to like every meeting
Yorkadam: Yeah but I also normally have meds, SOMEONE forgot to get em this time
Jerryâ˘: I dont live in that section anymore
Nex Mex: and i dont get stuff for the northesters lik evea
Yorkadam: Iâm tolkin about SOMEONE who WONâT STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID SONG ON BAST
Nex Mex: who do you dink hes talking about
Jerryâ˘: if I knew wouldn I tell ya
Nex Mex: you purposfuly hid information from me on the reg
Jerryâ˘: how the heaven did you spell information correctly and not purposefull?
Yorkadam: Not really somethin you have ta question, remember who helped raised em?
Jerryâ˘: yeah you and Massy Wassy
Jerryâ˘: but mainly Ginny Winny
Nex Mex: ima tell mom you called him that
Jerryâ˘: you do that and I will make sure you have a slow and painful death
Yorkadam: You do that and Gin will kill you himself and we both know it will be worse
Jerryâ˘: shaddup Yorkster
Newie is now online
Yorkadam: You.
Newie: Me?
Yorkadam: Turn dat damn song off or so help me god
Newie: Oh you mean my totally radical and hip song
Newie: Sorry if Iâm playing it a tad loud, I just love it ya know
Yorkadam: Iâm gonna kill em.
Yorkadam has gone offline
Nex Mex: well der goes yoyo
Jerryâ˘: heh yeah
Jerryâ˘: hey Nexy do you hear that?
Nex Mex: ya it kida sounds lik
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New Mexico dropped his phone upon hearing the blasting music from the hall. Opening his door the only thing he hears is
âOH OH OHAHO, OH OH AOH, OH OH OH OHAHO, THE RIGHT STUUAAAHHHHH-âÂ
The screams continued even as he shut the door
âNopeâ
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Alaska n Cali ? ^_^ romantic or platonic, or neither, just how theyâd interact doesnât matter to me, just curious :33
I AM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SO LATE. I meant to do this sooner I swear, I just had no idea how to do what I needed to on Google Docs mobile. Anyway, I went the platonic route sorta, it can read as romantic as well, sooo HERE!!!!
Alaska and California-
Cuddles, all the cuddles, itâs what they do like 80% of the time when theyâre together
Alaska will just pick Cali up at random, like itâs the more normal thing in the world, and Cali just takes it
They donât actually talk much when together, well Alaska doesnât, Cali yaps
Cali somehow managed to get Alaska to watch anime with them one time, it ended at ep 4 when girl + dog = lotâs of crying from the both of them
Alaska has a pet bear and Cali has the insatiable need to pet and cuddle things that can kill him
They have gone to multiple sports games together, despite Alaska not liking the crowds and Cali not like the noise or the crowds, according to Cali itâs âa bonding experience to watch your team win while on the bring of either shutting down or a panic attackâÂ
Cali does sketches of Alaska throughout the day, sometimes the drawings include other states but normally itâs just him, then at the end of the day Cali will give them all to Alaska who proceeds to put them all on the fridge in the garage
Winter vacay is determined by a coin flip, itâs normally with Alaska (itâs not rigged, Alaska just always picks the right side)
Cali tried to get Alaska to understand the appeal video games, then ended up getting demolished by him because of tilt control on Mario Kart
Alaska taught Cali how to ice fish, how to safely skate on open ice, and how to be silent in the woods
The two are just very close, Cali is an outcast not by choice and Alaska is one by choice, itâs an interesting relationship
Cali was incredibly close to telling Alaska about the fact that he writes fanfics, they didnât but the fact that he was going to is something of note
Cali steals Alaskaâs hoodies and shirts since they SWIM in them
Have I mentioned cuddles? Because that is basically what the whole relationship is built upon, cuddles. So. Many. Cuddles.
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LETS GO JERSEY WOOOOOOO!!!!!
September 20, 2023 - Critical support to this New Jersey man who intentionally crashed his car into a police station while blasting Welcome To The Jungle by Guns n' Roses. 𫡠[video]
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