#I’m gooooooood

[rosicheeks]

Not dming on this hellsite is the best thing you can do. That's a very good policy.

I’ve learned my lesson 🙃

[sexynetra]

I know she’s looking at Scarlet with mild distain and judgement here but hear me out. I’d pay her a million dollars to look at me like that

[cellgatinbo]

every time phil brings up pão de queijo makes me crave it soooooo bad >:(

[frau-line]

[finduilasclln]

It’s 3 AM. I am in the middle of a good dream where I am kissing Tyler Hoechlin (like, I am literally in the middle of the kiss and it is goooood) and my baby starts crying. 😩 Like, girl, did you have to pick now to wake me up? Seriously? Mommy never gets kissed in real life anymore and now I can’t even have dream kisses? I love kissing. 😭 You’re lucky you’re cute, babes.

[givemebackmypills]

[captaincleverusernamehere]

Waffle Texas Failures (My D&D Campaign) Session 8 Quotes Out of Context

(Sessions 1-7)

- "But that's just a theory, a gay theory"

- "She looks at you like for the first time in years she has Hope" (this one is so crazy y’all have no idea)

- "This is Arista, she has um, birds-" "trauma"

-"Let's all sit down" "Already on that" (character in a wheelchair)

- "This is Kay, she's a squirrel, currently."

- "I was accused of murder... 'cause, that's what i did"

-"You are being… Strange"

- "Guys, Arista glowed again" "Arista! Not while we’re in the car!"

- "I will throw up on you" "I'll throw up on you first"

- "You can't gaslight me" "what's gaslightin'?"

- *reading my immortal now. for some reason*

[rosicheeks]

What brand of tequila?

Jose Cuervo - silver

[stillavoidingbaddays]

Omg omg omg soft guitar boy dan 😍😍

[rukia-writes]

I’ve seen the first episode and I’ve gotta say..

I’m disappointed.

There’s no Hercules oiled up booty naked and twerking 😭

Rating so far: 1 out of 10

[dumbthink]

I just had French toast for the first time in two years I’m thriving

[dinaur]

i'm going to bite every carat that mentions him needing to cut it. HE DOESN'T !!

ANON U GET IT 😭😭😭 his hair looks sooooo good long like this it’s unreal he’s so dreamy i’m losing my mind

[chanlixsbf]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40272975?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_557444133

GO. GO READ IT RN. OMG I LOVE OT SO MUCH. IT FAE PHIL AND HUMAN TECHNO. ITS A ONE SHOT AND RELATIVELY SHORT BIT IT IS SO SO SO GOOD. PLZ GO READ.

[boo-moved]

[placeinthisworld]

Marc Jacobs and Kendall Jenner it is too early to be this annoying!!!

[lonaami]

anyways I read that triforcepoly fic and I’ve gone down the rabbit hole