#I'LL KILL YOU

[socially-anxious-wizard]

Siblings!!

[ratasartz]

ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ !

[bananonbinary]

im so fucking mad about the latest episode of doctor who, that was the most cliche tropey ass tragic ass romance ever and i ate that shit up. fuck you davies, 10/10 no notes

[needsdean]

Merlin and Mordred's relationship in season 5 was so funny. I mean, Merlin just kept trying to get rid of him.

Like:

Arthur: Unfortunately, it looks like this mission is going to require a sacrifice. I'm the king, I have some responsibilities, so...

Merlin: Mordred volunteers.

Mordred: Dude...

Or:

Merlin: Sire, I think he's dead. Maybe we should burn his body.

Arthur:

Arthur: Merlin, they just punched him.

Or:

Mordred: listen, Merlin... I have this feeling that you don't like me that much.

Merlin: what—why shouldn't i? Are you fucking stupid?

In a gif:

[infectiouspiss]

[arunima]

average movie review on youtube with 200k views: guys i am not a critic. please please please do not be mad if you disagree with me please nooooo please 😭😭😭 [cue ten minute sponsorship break]

[hvlthgxth]

My least favorite thing is when people notice I'm yoked as fuck and relate things to working out (which they don't understand) so that I'll understand.

[trans-xianxian]

Posts So Egregiously Out Of Character They Actually Make You Physically Sick

[lee-hakhyun]

every hour is wife missing hours orz why must i be so busy

i need to reject your advances on principle, but you have my full consent to message me whenever you want and i will get back to you. on any platform

[pmpwbrrs]

bats my eyes at you cutely

I will stab you when youll let yoir guard down

[whybedennydifferent]

I'm so rude to customers buying alcohol ten minutes before we close for someone who's scared of everything

[gouinisme]

i wish every non-southerner who has ever mocked my accent or my vocabulary a trip to the evil labyrinthe

[ofdarklands]

wyll's stat distribution makes me cry not gonna lie

[madame-mongoose]

Writing an autobiography are we

HEY NOW-

[yunogasaikinnie]

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Oh, how sweet - a stupid hoe's trying to scare me with the Zalgo font.

Well, guess what?

It doesn't work on me, because I'm a yandere.

So, disappear forever or else I'll kill you.

Hehehe...