#Merlin is so done

[hannahhook7744]

I can see Gwaine and Will doing this in modern times when Merlin drags them shopping.

Merlin is just texting the group chat (consisting of the round table, Freya, several one off characters like Daegal and Elena, Morgana, Mordred, and Morgause), weighing the pros and cons of leaving them there. Because hey, maybe if he does they'll do something so drastic that Arthur will rise.

[wishiwasadruid]

Arthur: Marry me.

Merlin: …is that a question? Or do I just show up to the wedding?

[drlettuce]

* a magical threat shows up or some shit*

Arthur: we have to fight it

Merlin who is tired, constipated and probably hasn't had sleep for a week: listen here you little shit if you even try to fight that thing I swear to God Arthur you may survive that bitch but you won't survive me so sit you're ass down

Arthur: ........ I'm a little turned on-

[honeylemonntea]

Merlin: Violence isn't the answer.

Arthur: You’re right.

Merlin: *sighs in relief*

Arthur: Violence is the question.

Merlin: What?

Arthur, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Merlin, running after him: NO-

[honey-sweet-poet]

I need more angry Merlin! I need Merlin to accidentally reveal his magic, expecting Arthur to lash out and feel betrayed. I need Arthur to tell Merlin he knew the whole time. I need Merlin to pause, to process what he just said. I need Merlin to realize what he's sacrificed to keep his secret while Arthur let him. I need Merlin to be the one to lash out and tell him this. I need Merlin to be the one to feel betrayed. Arthur knew and he let Merlin continue to lie to him and believe that Arthur hated him. Arthur didn't tell him he knew all in the name of "trust" and "letting Merlin decide when it was best to tell him". I need Merlin to break down at this. How could Arthur not realize how much it hurt Merlin to lie!? How could he be okay with the betrayal while not processing the consequences of that betrayal!? For a good cause or not!? I need Merlin to scream.

[birdiegray01]

Arthur: MERLIN-

Merlin: if you.. tell me.. that I’m washing the floors wrong.. again.. i will leave.

Arthur now scared and on the verge of tears: like… leave leave?

Merlin: yes, i will leave leave

Arthur sulking: you’re doing amazing

Merlin: that’s what i thought

[needsdean]

Merlin and Mordred's relationship in season 5 was so funny. I mean, Merlin just kept trying to get rid of him.

Like:

Arthur: Unfortunately, it looks like this mission is going to require a sacrifice. I'm the king, I have some responsibilities, so...

Merlin: Mordred volunteers.

Mordred: Dude...

Or:

Merlin: Sire, I think he's dead. Maybe we should burn his body.

Arthur:

Arthur: Merlin, they just punched him.

Or:

Mordred: listen, Merlin... I have this feeling that you don't like me that much.

Merlin: what—why shouldn't i? Are you fucking stupid?

In a gif:

[oatusily]

Omg I was just think which I’m sure someone else has said this but…

Yk the color of the Camelot seal are red and gold.

Merlin is always trying to save Arthur using his magic which is gold. Arthur always ends up hurt anyways because he’s an idiot but he bleeds which is red.

So yes two sides of one coin and what not. So when Arthur does Albion or whatever it’s called can’t come to its golden age because the red (Arthur) is gone. Leaving only one part of the great Albion which is the gold (Merlin).

[epsilonwolf1983]

Gwain: put your hand up if your single

*most put their hand up but Merlin’s stays down*

*Arthur explodes with jealousy*

Arthur: what?! Who?!?

*Merlin confused holding up his hand with his wedding ring and Arthur’s with the other*

[moreaithusaplease]

I love how part of the fandom just agreed that Mordred is a fanboy of Merlin, who decided to pretend notching is happening when Mordred comes by and that Arthur acts like a family figure to Mordred.

Idk why

But most crack Fics have that trope

And I love it

[what-am-i-even-doing-tho]

October Drabble Challenge

Day 17- Discombobulated

"Merlin caught the sorcerer, of course, but the spell itself would take time to fade."

[theroundbartable]

Arthur: so, the council asked me to get married

Merlin: uhu

Arthur: can you believe it? They were so demanding too!

Merlin: *skipping page* of course they were

Arthur: They want me to marry like - a rich blond princess!!!!

Merlin: aren't all princesses in Albion rich and blond?

Arthur: not the point! Merlin, I can't get married to any of them!

Merlin: then don't.

Arthur: I'll disappoint the court

Merlin: let them be disappointed

Arthur: I feel like you're not taking this seriously

Merlin: My mistake. *Puts book down* revenge marry! A - I dunno - poor, black haired - what's the opposite of princess?

Arthur: *staring at Merlin dumbly* omg, you're right! You'd be perfect!!!

Merlin: ...

Merlin: excuse me, WHAT?!

[drlettuce]

In a land of myth and a time of gays💅 there lived a CLOTPOLE who spends half of his life having a bi disaster over his powerful warlock manservant who is also a oblivious fuck who listens to a old stupid dragon for advice while he blindly falls harder in love with his magical boyfriend in a kingdom where magic is outlaw because of a bitch named Uther (the king) watch him as he grows from a overrated pompous prideful idiotic prat to a decent man where he and his group of hot ass Knight's fuck around the kingdom while his bf tries to keep him alive and his name????was ......................................

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

[adeptune01]

All of the knights: Can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things.

Arthur: No I set him loose on purpose.

[weirdnotal]

Merlin POV:

This is the crown prince, I'm his servant. He's a loveable dumb ass who I have to save all the time, but at least he's cute I guess. I don't like that I have to lie to him though

Arthur POV:

Uh, this is Merlin... I found in the trash, I can't believe my dad let me keep him, and he's not allowed around weapons cause he keeps accidentally being stabbed???? He also has absolutely no regard for his own life, so I protect him at all costs