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wanting a baby — TXT headcanon

synopsis ― pranking txt saying "i want a baby" pairing ― fem!reader x tomorrow by together

warnings ― suggestive content + pregnancy requested ― yes, tysm anon for this request; it was really cute and fun to write >.< word count ― to be determined

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YEONJUN ―

"baby" your hand wraps around yeonjun's arm as you lean your head against his shoulder

"hm?" he says putting his arm around you as he made himself comfortable on the couch

you look up him, a sight easy on the eyes, "i want a baby."

yeonjun sits up straight and sits you up properly, his hands are on your shoulders now and he looks you dead in the eyes, "you're joking."

you shake your head, giving him the most serious look you could ever give him, "wouldn't it be so cute to have a little mini me or a mini yeonjun running around?"

yeonjun picks you up quickly throwing you over his shoulder, "babe where are you taking me."

"i'm taking you to a place where i can fuck a baby into you." he says walking towards the bedroom.

you bust out laughing and squirming trying to get out of his tight hold, "baby i was just jokinggg" you tell him still fighting his grip.

"then we can practice for the day you actually want a baby," he says throwing you onto the bed.

SOOBIN ―

"binnie, look at this video." you scoot over to your boyfriend and show him the baby video on your phone.

soobin giggles laughing at the small figure on your phone, and you look at him in adoration, "love, i want a baby."

soobin stops his giggles and looks at you, "what?"

"a baby, like a mini me or you running around, wouldn't a baby be so cute?" you say pushing the phone closer to his eyes

soobin laughs, "aren't we too young for a baby, and we're not even married, and i just want to make sure you're really ready for one, i just-" you cut him off halfway through his rant and place a kiss on his lips.

"i was just joking baby" you laugh putting your phone down to hold his hand.

"you made me panic" soobin pouts placing his face into the crook on your neck, he places a soft kiss on your shoulder.

you laugh and put your hand on his back, "you're already as high maintenance as a baby soob." you joke.

BEOMGYU ―

you and beomgyu sat on the couch comfortably watching tik-toks

with a little scrolling it wasn't long until you came across the infamous baby videos

"babe, aren't babies so cute?" you say as you watch the babies on your screen.

gyu looks at you with a disgusted face, "no." he jokes before laughing

you smack your boyfriend in the arm softly, "shut up, they're cute."

gyu continues to laugh before placing a kiss on your forehead, "not as cute as you."

a blush spreads across your face, "gyu i want a baby." you say as you put the phone down on your lap

beomgyu looks at you with an eyebrow raised and a slightly weirded out face, "don't you think we're too young?"

"age is just a number."

beomgyu laughs before calming himself down, "let's get married first, but we can always practice how to make a baby."

he leans into you placing a kiss on your lips, his arm snaking around to place his hand on the small of your back.

TAEHYUN ―

it was all just innocent netflix watching before a cute baby popped up in the scene, “awww tyun look at the baby it reminds me of you”

tyun looks at you in concern, “how does that thing remind you of me?”

you laugh, “you’re like a baby sometimes” you say to the boy before pulling him into your tight grasp smothering him in kisses

tyun tries to escape your kisses but ultimately fails, “maybe we should have a baby” you say pausing the show.

taehyun looks at you shocked, “i’m not enough?”

“but wouldn’t a mini tyun or mini me be cute?” you tell him with big puppy eyes.

“maybe in a few years, we’re twentyyyy”

“i guess you’ll do for now.” you say before smothering him in your kisses once again basically tackling him on the couch where you once sat comfortably

eventually he broke out of your grasp and tackled you playfully, “i love you so much.”

HUENING KAI ―

“hyuka you’re baby pictures are so cute” you told him as you scrolled through the big photo book

huening kai gives you a small laugh and points at one of the pictures, “i was like 3 years old here.”

you flipped through the book and looked at each page in complete adoration

“it makes me want a baby.” you say as you close the book fully, “it would be so cute to have a mini kai running around the house.”

kai looks at you with a slight blush on his face, “i can be your baby.” as he does some aegyo

you playfully hit his arm, “you’re getting old, i can see the gray in your hair already.”

kai laughs before pulling you into his tight hood, “arent my plushies enough?”

you laugh, “babe, a baby, A BABY.” you say pinching his cheek

dramatically he fakes cries, “but i want to be the only one deserving of your love.”

you plant a kiss on his lips before pulling away, “i’ll always love you.”

“maybe i’ll forgive you for breaking my heart in exchange for another one of those kisses.” he says pointing at his lips

you tackle him onto the ground smothering him with kisses before pulling away, “we can have a baby once my hair falls out.” he says as you put the baby albums away

“it’s already falling out with the amount of dyeing you’re doing to it.” you joke

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sereinordic · 2 years

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| Sweet Love.

Aether x female reader • fluff.

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Above the greeny land of mondstadt, there can be spotted a girl with (h/c) hair following a blonde haired male like a little chicks following it's mother chicken. The girl blabbering about everything that some people might think of annoying but for the blondie, it was comfortable serene since he adored her voice after all.

You know, that thing called love were felt in blondie.

It's all fun and warmth like what i described until, "Hey. Admit it in other words traveler. You're actually a lost boy in another world right?"

Yes, the blondie might fall in love with all of her sides but sometimes not her randomness.

The (h/c)-ed girl cupping the both side of the blondie. "Sigh traveler is too.. for normies so i gotta change your nickname to lost boy!"

Mixed feeling between flustered, embarrass, and angry was what the blondie felt. "(Y/n)!! Don't makes joke for it." He pout.

"I'm notttt jokinggg lost boy-"

Truth to be told, the blond really flustered and even the fact that the (h/c)-ed girl kept closening the gap between their face wasn't helping at all. His attention were mainly focused on your lips that he wanted to kiss anytime but he doesn't want to step out the line of friendship between the both of you, until he doesn't had any option other than softly bonk the (h/c)-ed girl.

The (h/c)-ed girl gasp dramatically, finally put a distance from the now relieved blondie. "Oh my barbatos. You hit me!"

He rolled his golden orbs in sarcasm. "Oh myself, i hit you."

"Grr Aether you'll not get away from these!!"

"Oh right. Where is that flying food emergency mascot?"

"She's paimon."

"Yeah, our future daughter-"

"What?"

"What."

"(Y-y/n)!"

"Hahaha, shy lost boy!"

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A courage to confess is all he thought about the confused feeling of his to her. A feeling when he felt heart thumping quickly, and the feeling of ticklish on his stomach.. he wanted to ask her..

But somehow a side of his said that it's love yet the others deny it.

Knocking on the door of (l/n) residence, a sound of allowance immerge.

Now aether and his little adventure company were standing before the (h/c)-ed girl who's dressed in monstadt traditional alchemist clothing and glasses whilst reading a book. The she alchemist rub her chin. "Hm? You wondering if i had something that you can help Aether?"

"Yes. Can i help you with something? You need a hand, i will lend them for you."

"Well let's see.."

She rummaged through her schedule, as well recounting past and future events.. minutes passed and she can said there wasn't anything Aether need to help. "Actually i don't have any schedule for now since i've finish them yesterday, but i do need to go with Klee today."

The confusion were all clear in Aether and Paimon's facial as the both of them tilt their head to the side in sync. "Klee?" They ask.

"Yes. She is like my little sister, you'll be happy when met her! Let's go aether and paimon! Follow me closely alright??"

"Alright (y/n)."

"Let's go!!"

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│in the knight of favonius hq.

"Master jean, i'm here to go with Klee~"

"Nice to meet you (y/n), and Klee already that eager seeing you." Jean said, whilst moving aside to clearing the view of little klee that is hugging on her leg in excitement. Jean smile a little whilst pat the younger blonde locks. "Please take care of Klee."

"I hope you guys will not end up do something bad.... Aether please watch them out for me." The acting grand master said, frowning slightly at the thought of you and klee blowing up mondstadt in one night, it really is a nightmare.

"..i don't promise Jean, but i will try my best."

"Thank you."

"Klee!!!" You squeked while opening your arm widely for the little blondie to jump hug at. "Sister (y/n)!!!"

"HUG!"

In the background paimon squel at how cute and heartwarming the scene is, meanwhile aether trying to make jean believe everything gonna be okay-

"Aw aether don't be shy!! Come here let's group hug!"

"I.. don't need, thank you (y/n)." Aether said, whilst stepping further from you slowly. "Geez, Even paimon join the hug!! Aether don't be a shy lost boy!" Paimon said in high pitch tone, asking the traveler to join the hug.

"...Shut up paimon. Not you too."

Quite tired of asking the said blonde male to join the hug, you initiate to hug him first.

Walking closer to Aether, you slowly yet dangerously (in his mind-) closen the gap between the both of yours.

At the sudden contact of skinship, Aether blush shades of red, and the fact that your chest pressed against his was so-

Right now aether help his best to keep thinking straight!

"(Y-y/n)-?" Aether trying to pull himself off from the hug but your grip were too tight. "I'm hugging you Aether."

Aether doesn't know what to do in the moment as he flabbergasted and out of consciousness held you tight as well to his embrace, quite afraid you'll slip of then fall. "Wh-what...?"

The gap between both of your face was very slight as you stared in those enchanting golden eyes and smiles lovingly, the smile that made he fall in love with you everytime. "Group hug!!"

"...o-oh.."

(Ba-thump!)

Little did you know, as the tip of your nose grazing with Aether, his golden orbs lock contact with your lips. A lips that he crave.. to kiss in his male fantasy..

"Hehe! Klee feel like, sister (y/n) is the mother, brother Aether is the father, Jean and paimon are Klee sister!!"

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Rushing above the stone brick bridge you greet timmy as he like usual scold you for scaring the bird away, nonetheless you pat his head and smiles at him. He.. somehow really remind you of something familiar.. that you can't grasp hold onto.. was it your childhood? No.. you're not unsure as well.

At the sight of he gets angry yet happy has lighten up your day as you continued to catch up to traveler and his little companion.

Yes, Aether and Paimon.

"From now on, i will join you on your adventure guys!!"

"But Paimon thought you are a master of the knight of favonius (y/n)?"

"I am, but not anymore~"

You glance at Aether, for some reason the presence of your before him making him frown. You pat his shoulder, and at the gesture you form finally his golden orbs that you adore met yours.

"Hey cheer up Aether, what's wrong?"

"It's just that.. you abandon your country to follow on my behalf.. I.. i'm.. sorry.."

You smile. How can someone be this kind and worried for someone like you?

Patting his blonde locks, you lovingly stare him. "You don't need to apologize, you do nothing wrong Aether. As well.. i actually wanted to search my family.. so let me join your adventure okay, lost boy in another world??"

"May i assume your gesture as yes Aether? Alright."

"So tell me more about your sister Lumine! I don't know anything about her except she's also wear exotic clothes like you and had matching characteristics with you!"

"A-ah.. about lumine..?"

"Yep! Tell me!"

As you focused too much on your excitement for asking about his sister, you didn't even knew you're body has been moving closer to what seemed like his personal area that he made from you.

"D-don't get too close to me (y-y/n)-!!"

"What's wrong with that geez!?"

"E-even though w-we're co-comrades-!!! I-i! I'm still a-a man!!!"

"No one said you're a woman. Wait. Paimon- did you THINK OF AETHER AS A WOMAN!?"

"HA!? PAIMON DID NOT!!"

"See? No one see you as a woman geez."

"S-still- n-no. D-DON'T TOUCH ME!! I- I'M A MAN!"

"...floating pie mascot, let's assault Aether."

"I'm gonna windblade you Paimon-"

"Alright ma'am."

"OI- BOTH OF YOU-!!!"

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"Alright we're arrive in liyueee!!! Woo!"

You cheered in enthusiasm, as you bought your hands upward following by enthusiasm Paimon and neutral Aether.

The sight of Aether not in energy really make you want to cheer him up- until you caught a sight of a certain part of his clothes change colour.

"It seems to me the colour of the gems like thingy in your clothes are changing to yellow...." stepping closer to shy Aether, you held the hen of his clothes and slightly pull it into your close eyesight. "W-what are you do-doing-" Aether who's falls from head to toes for you, blush at the close presence you had with him.

"It's usually emerald green kind of shade and now it's-"

He tried his best to getting away useless thought of romance in his fantasy but the more he sight your lips.. the more he wanted to kiss it. Afraid of kissing you out of blue, he decided to just rush ahead leaving Paimon and you alone behind.

"Did he just run?"

"Anyways Pai. Who do you say this statue is again?"

"Paimon has said to listen to paimon!! Aether and (y/n) really forgot paimon behind!! Geezz!! You better heard me closely this time!! It's the geo archon, with the name of morax yet citizens in liyue refer him as Rex lapis!"

"Hehe~ I see.. he seems familiar."

"That necklace, there is no doubt.. my child, (y/n) (l/n).. at last.. father will reunited with you.."

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The sky in liyue changes onto dark as stars came into your sight. Deciding that it's best to rent some room for the three of you, you secretly thanks barba- now rex lapis that you had bought some mora along with you.

"Hmm.. i got some mora with us. Let's rent a room for one week? I hope the price wasn't too much."

Aether interfere your action, as a man he wants to be the one who renting the room. "Let me pay fo-"

But paimon bought him into reality he was in. "Do YoU hAd MoRa MiStEr TrAvElEr?"

Aether bite his lips, oh how much he wants to fry these little annoying fairy companion he had.. "...No."

You laughed sheepishly, patting his shoulder. "It's okay Aethy i will pay it." You wink some love to him much to his dismay although he denied those love. "...I.. alright."

Later that day, you and paimon were already at the room you rent whilst Aether said he want to get some air before come back.

Well paimon tease Aether saying-- 'Aether need time to form some horny grips (n/n).' -to you, and you can see paimon getting windblade though he's now geo then smashed against the new geo element skill he had thus make paimon faint, and Aether rush timidly the time you form eye contact with him.

Finally the time he gets into the room-- (you think he's actually lost again but well hopefully he isn't) --he slowly step closer to you after took his shoes off, and sat beside you.

"Um. (Y/n)? G-give me yo-your hands." Aether ask, too bad you can't see his face the light wasn't that opaque as you give his your hand, but from the way he lightly form contact with yours.. you can say.. he's shy.

"...There. Is.. my.. um my thanks.."

"A flower ring.. Thank you Aether."

/blush! "I-i'm the one who need to said thank you.."

"Geez you two lovebirds. You guys really forgot paimon like that!!"

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As one week passing by, you met with a two man that Aether introduce as Zhongli and Childe.

For some reason you felt strange connection and familiar feelings towards mister Zhongli, Paimon opinion to it : 'maybe you think he's familiar because he also doesn't have mora like Aether??' And you slap her.

One month has passed since the three of you stay in liyue harbor, Aether and Paimon was busy with their adventure task and you stay at home always welcoming and make food the time they back. Paimon once again opinion into it : 'The three of us looks like a little happy family!! With Aether as the father, (y/n) as the mother and Paimon as the daugh-' , Aether interfere 'windblade!'

Until the time, mister Zhongli knock in your shared room with company's door and the time you open the door he immediately engulf you on his warmth, calling you as his daughter.

You're confused. As fuck.

But the tears that unconsciously oozing out from your eyes and your hands that immediately return the hug says the otherwise.

Finally, after some time of his explain. You can say that Zhongli is your father somehow.

And you wanted to recall how funny Aether and Paimon expression is. Oh and let's not forgot about Childe reaction when he found that Zhongli already had daughter, how priceless.

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Today, you actually decide to walk in liyue with Childe and Zhongli but Aether and Paimon force their appearance on your way. Unlike Paimon who had the true intention to follow you (since she immediately hug you the time she met you-), Aether seems had a hidden intention.

Coming into halt, the blonde traveler took a glance at the taller brunette man beside him as the blondie bow slightly. "Sir Zhongli, may i had the chance to talk to you?"

Childe peek from beside Zhongli to confirm the situation. "...You are so strangely mannered boy." He said while excitingly calculates what the traveler gonna do.

Paimon in your arm agreed as well, as she bought both of her hands up. "Walking mora was right!"

"...It's Tartaglia." Childe face palmed at the yapping fairy.

Paimon tilt her head. "Tarta..?" She seems pretty hard to say the words 'tartaglia.' As the words that came out was- "....Gorilla..?"

The fatui facepalm, "Childe."

Paimon lighten up as she think she can say the words- instead she purposefully messed. "Chunk!..?"

There's some silence errupting in the scene..

As childe summon his blade and his facial darkened, and you of course prepared yourself as well whilst defending paimon in your arm but turn out with side glance from Zhongli the both of you pout--

"Hahaha quit it Childe, paimon, and (y/n). And of course you had the chance Aether. Let's get to that side."

"Thank you.."

--because now it's not the time to fight, it's time to eavesdropping! But with the bickering from Paimon assaulting Childe really make you join the assault, and ended up forgot to eavesdrop at the suspicious conversation.

Zhongli place his fingers on his chin in questioning action as golden orbs stares into another. "So what do you want to talk with me Aether?"

Aether look to the side, gulping his saliva. "I.. it's about your daughter.."

"What's wrong with her?"

"N-nothing's wrong w-with her!!" Aether said immediately whilst waving his hands together. "B-but there is with me!"

"Let me take a guess.." Zhongli think for some minutes, what matters usually youngsters had.. ah. As soon Zhongli took the thinking, he chuckled. "Are you fall in love with my daughter?"

"...Y-yes i am.."

"I would like to ask your daughter's hand for me mister zhongli, i promise to protect her with my life and will make her happy."

"As heavy as it seems to had one daughter will parted as soon one daughter back.. as a father, i gave you the permission. You better do her favor and do treasure her, Aether."

"The contract has been made, and you must fulfill what you've said in present. Take care of (y/n) in the future of my behalf future son in law."

"Thank you so much. Future f-father in law."

"hahaha, you're welcome Aether."

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As the leaf gently fluttering to fall on your nose, you snort as soon the leaf makes contact and sneeze. It's really not elegance and mature however to a certain ownership of blonde locks, it is very adorable.

The way you scrunch up your nose whilst rubbing it, Aether admires it and loving the fact of how adorable you can be, effortlessly.

But well staring at you and fanboying inside wasn't his intention here, right now he has decided to confess his love for you and wishing to himself that you'll reappocrite his feeling.

"(Y/n).. i want to talk with you, can i?"

Smiling at the appearance of certain blond boy, you took answers of his question ; "Of course Aethy, anytime you can talk with me."

The blond smile, he really is grateful to be encountered with you. "Thank you."

"No problem lost boy!"

"Windblade in 3..."

"Your element is geo now tho-"

"..2..."

"Aw... :v."

"So speak up, what do you want to talk about Aether?"

Aether gulp, the scene of sun rays illuminating your (h/c) locks.. making its look like glowing, the way the sun rays irradiating your (e/c) eyes elegantly, the way its making your (s/t) skin reflect the light.. and with the beautiful smile adorning your facial..

Aether really.. he really is grateful to be encountered with you. No matter how much you'll tired hearing it in the future.. he'll definitely thought of that everytime.

Embracing your hands with his carousal one, he smile a pure adoration smile.. with love on his golden orbs, he speak up :

"It is.. sudden.. i know.. and i do not had any experience nor ever do this with anyone but you. E-even so i still hope my action will make you happy anytime you reminiscent it.."

"..I.. Love you (y/n).. from the bottom of my heart.. i really love you.."

"This.. wasn't that much of a price.. b-but.. i hope you're okay with these for some time.."

"Because.. i still not found any ring that suitable for you except these flower rings.. w-well it's for now.. i of course will.. gave you the proper one in the future..!"

"S-So-! W-what is um- give me your answer please (y/n)-!"

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