#I'm not gay Greg

[nevert-the-guy]

In light of recent events.

(Inspo under cut)

[hikarisasuniwa]

[obsidiandious]

I'm not GAY North Tower

Friend prompted me to make this on the 'im not gay greg thing'

[orangeofthegarden]

I cant stop editing aot manga frames

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

i'm not gay, Greg

[villafordefeatedvillains]

Happy pride month to the RWBY fandom!!

[yenyenart1]

Drew a friend's characters (@BleedyTarbager on twitter) because I keep joking about crack shipping.

[grinchwrapsupreme]

oh so they’re gonna fuck on the floor of wilson’s new condo huh

[unimatrix-581]

[House M.D.] S2EP19: House Vs. God

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

When actors are talking about ships that never ended up "officially" being canon, and they're just like, "We (the characters) didn't have sex."

What kind of deterrence is that? Like, okay? You should've.

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

Okay so here's how I think Succession will end. Greg's gay dad (aka Chekhov's Gay Dad) finally appears in the flesh in the last episode. He has sex with Logan which reverts him back to default settings nobody knew he even had (let alone Logan himself). He's suddenly really nice to everyone including his kids.

The Tomshiv divorce takes place, both Shiv and Tom decide to be okay with each other at least in court. Tabitha reappears and homosexualizes Shiv, who is now a self proclaimed butch (nothing about her looks or way of being changes).

Tom is secretly devastated by the divorce. He decides it's a great opportunity to reinvent himself. Starts going to the gym. Incidentally he meets Greg there. They bump into each other in the locker room while they're both naked. Tom takes it as Greg's attempt at seduction (it's not). He graciously lets Greg have gay sex with him. The interaction leaves Greg very confused. Tom on the other hand is spiraling. Is he gay? Has he been gay this whole time? Is he bisexual? Is he homophobic? He can't be homophobic if he had sex with a man, right? Right?

At the same time Kendall is sad. Stewy feels especially seduced by his wet eyes swag and has sex with him. Kendall releases a mumble rap EP all about the experience.

Logan finally decides on the succession line. He invites his kids to dinner. Refers to himself as a "fellow faggot" multiple times. He chooses Shiv to take over. She vows to make the company a more inclusive place. In practice in means that Waystar is now fully rainbow washed. Greg becomes head of HR tasked with hiring queer millennials and gen-zers like himself (he's very confused about that last part).

Roman meets a man. He hates him. The man hates Roman. They have steamy hate sex. Roman goes on Drag Race.

[tomwambsgays]

happy pride month, tomgregs 🏳️‍🌈

[amyritter]

real question is why does house know so much gay person lore and why does he know how to act gay and why does he have knowledge only gay people would have in the first place. AND why is he so hell bent on sabotaging wilson's dating attempt by pretending to be gay

[gregoftom]

GOD i am trying so fucking hard not to read into the fact that tom repressed the shit out of how he actually felt when he learned he probably won’t go to jail and then when he went to greg, he could. express it. you know. he could be himself. i really hate so much what i read into it BECAUSE I SHOULDN’T BC I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS LATER AND I SHOULDN’T TRUST THIS SHIT BUT ARHJARHA HOW CAN I NOT WHEN HE’S REPRESSED ASF PER USUAL BUT THE MOMENT HE GOES TO GREG OR IS ALONE WITH GREG HE EXPRESSES HIMSELF FULLY, HIS RAGE, PAIN, [MANIC] HAPPINESS, AFFECTION. I HATE THIS SO MUCH. AND GREG IS IN THE CORNER COWERING BC HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THAT THE REASON TOM ACTS THIS WAY AROUND HIM IS. no. i Refuse to read That into it. but yall get what i’m saying right. 

AND THEN THIS

are you fucking kidding me. like was that really fucking necessary.

[jamiesfootball]

Another snippet:

Half of them showed one moppet, a normal-looking child with a generic kid face, running through the standard lineup of childhood moments: baby Jamie, sitting in a booster seat; rugrat Jamie, running through some dirt; pocket-sized Jamie, buttoned up fancy in a little suit and bowtie, proving at some point in his life he'd known how to wear a suit correctly. The baby pictures could stand to be a little more embarrassing. God knew that Roy’s own camera roll was curated with photos designed to make Phoebe throw a fit when she was sixteen and over him. With Phoebe on his mind, a pattern emerged: dozens of photos, one subject. All kid; no mum. The kind of photos his sister sent him on her rare days off, bombarding Roy with message after message of Phoebe performing the most mundane tasks that only a person full of love would bother documenting. Roy, also full of love for his niece, saved every single one. With cherubic cheeks and fluffy hair, the kid photos were proper adorable. The kind of thing Roy would have gladly made fun of, if they didn't come to a sudden stop. At some point in the lineup, the mum-photos get traded up for professional photography. Glossy, cut straight from the mags, portfolio heads and action shots. There's no indication at all that Georgie has one photo of her grown son that he wasn’t paid thousands of pounds for. In fact there's not a sign that Jamie had ever lived through gangly, teenage awkwardness. No ill-fitted secondary school uniforms, no pictures of him as a lad at the academy. More than a decade missing from that wall.

[natjennie]

I don't watch succession, there's no way ken closed the portal right?