#I've been just drawing him as memes when I'm bored

[shelpymallow]

Hey, it's me again, I must admit that these last few days I've been feeling very...I don't know, bored?, tired?, maybe a little fed up with my routine?, whatever it was, it was strong enough to make me want to take online classes to learn how to play the guitar, it's like, I already know how to play a song or two, but I would like to know as much as possible to even encourage me to make my own songs, I don't know, something I was thinking about, but that wasn't the case, the thing is, about two days ago while I was, I don't remember if it was on Rem's server or Artemy's maybe, I found a user who uploaded the sprites of some random incrediman, like a base polo, and I said to myself "Hey, that's cool man, maybe I can use this to make my own incredidude" and everything was fine with that, but I really didn't know what to do, I have the imagination and everything but, at that moment, I didn't feel like I had the mental capacity to invent a polo out of nothing without first thinking things through, and that's when I told myself "Girl, didn't you already have a little polo around?" And yes! I did, so...remember Rain? Well, it took me forever just to say that...Yeah...I made my damn boy Rain here a "real incrediman", I tried to make him as polished as possible so I hope he looks good ☠️

And of course, I also have a version with a background, just in case 😬

And of course, after a long day, to release stress, I decided to doodle a little, one thing led to another and I ended up with a little comic-like doodle, about, guess who? My silly guy Rain 🥶

I didn't think to take it so much importance since it was something that came from a mere distraction to my real objective on that occasion, but I spent enough time to just think about him and the story that surrounds him, if I dare maybe I'll make him a character sheet or something like that, anyway here's the thing I did 😬

The first time I saw you, my other Ocs and I wanted to kill you, but now you are part of the family, te queremos mayoneso (amare a quien sepa sobre ese meme).

And that's all, maybe in a day or two I'll upload a drawing of Agatha that I had planned for today but for work reasons I couldn't finish the drawing in my sketchbook, that's it, bye everyone, I'm falling asleep so bad 🫶

[taikk0]

old art dump!?1!11?!! [part 1]

yeah I really wanted to post these at some point but they're so fcuking ugly they don't deserve to be posted out in the open for all to see 💀💀

like if I were to ever post these one by one I think my dignity would take a huge blow, and that's coming from someone with a massive crater in their chest where their ribcage once was because all their self-respect got absolutely THWACKED out of their body the moment they started simping for the krang. SPOILER ALERT I'm that someone

anyways they're all under the cut peer at your own risk

I know I already posted this here on my improvement post but fun fact: this was the very first fanart I made this year getting back into Rise

also yes there will be commentary, I will always feel the need to explain myself when it comes to things I would greatly want to apologize for 🧍‍‍♂️

WHY DID I DRAW THEM SO HORRIBLY DEFORMED WHO DROPPED THEM RAPH OVER HERE LOOKING LIKE MEGAMIND AND LEOS BUILT LIKE A PIATTOS CHIP

I literally do not remember the context of this at all. not sure if it was a continuation of something, but if it was I can't find the rest of it

don't know how to draw the turtles???? MEME REDRAW BABY

character development is finally realizing Mikey isn't a literal circle lIKE????? WHY IS HE SO BOILED EGG

this was also in my "I have no idea how to properly color" phase, which explains why it's so monotonous compared to the colors I tend to choose now. Everything just looks so murky.... like dirty paint water.....

the mystic door symbol thing doesn't mean anything, I think past Michael just wanted to fill in the space

mikyomix name reveal real?? jk it's always been out, I just haven't mentioned it here, anywho yes hi it's me a Michael

might redraw this soon actually, who knows

this was the very first time I ever actually drew Donnie right, where he didn't make me nauseous just by looking at him, and IT WAS FROM THIS WEIRD SPECIFIC ANGLE FROM SOME REASON. If I ever drew him in a way that looked good it was almost always THIS angle, especially in doodles, it was never ever Donnie actually facing front, it was just him with this weird slouch and his back turned slightly.

am I using too many of whatever "," is, listen I almost flunked English I can't punctuate for crud but I'm trying my best over here ok

(side note: the file name is called "dunkin donuts"???)

this was never supposed to see the light of day, but I think this would be considered fanart of a fanart?? I saw taytei 's species swap au on pinterest before I knew who they were and decided "yk what?? yeah I'll steal it but only for me because I'm bored"

which brings me to the next few drawings

LOOKING AT THESE SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE AND MY DINNER UP MY THROAT I DON'T LIKE THEM

we're moving on I don't like looking at these they're gross 💀

I made a joke about Donnie giving Leo his own tablet because he kept stealing it based on a very old drawing back in 2019 and it led to the idea of Leo turning into an Ipad kid, crusty screen and Ipad case in all its glory

if it wasn't obvious the background is a png of McDonald's because of course they're at McDonald's

ok, this is gonna sound so stereotypically ADHD of me but listen it makes sense lemme explain

so basically, I had a silly thought in my head that I've had for a long while about Donnie being British for no reason with no explanation as to why, it's not a headcanon it's just a funny thought I like to think about (so maybe it's an AU idk)

and I was binging Jack Whitehall (who was British) and it got to the part where he went on a schpiel on Robert Pattinson where he was talking about what it was like to go to school with him and there was this one section where he talks about being in school theatre with him.

and I thought.... "man wouldn't it be funny if that was the disaster twins..." and everything spiraled from there.

I made up this whole Yokai school they would have gone to if they didn't live in the sewers. Donnie is the head of the drama club, he always plays and casts himself as the main character in his own productions that he himself directs because he's just that good at his job. Leo joins the drama club and shows Donnie up, making him a little bit jealous. Leo is only let in because of the club members vouching for him, Which then leads to Donnie treating him poorly and casting him as a tree (SEE WERE COMING FULL CIRCLE) this obviously upsets Leo and ends up giving him more of a reason to become the center of attention, What was supposed to be a drag ended up helping Leo more than harming his chances of ruining Donnie's plans.

Everything then spirals into a competitive back and forth as to who is the better actor. It stops being about who gets to play which part and more about who comes out of this feud alive with a prestigious acting role tied to their name.

That was everything I thought about at the time though I just thought "HAHA DISASTER TWINS HIJINX" and that was it

someone send me that Donnie toy with the big head and maybe I will start writing fanfiction/JJJJJ

I had this idea of Donnie adopting a dog from Todd because it had an attitude and then the dog ended up being just as smart as him helping him solve equations and stuff and eventually it became his lab partner

yeah that paired up with the RotTMNT drama club thing I sound like I have a very weird brain we're moving on

I have to admit this because I really didn't wanna post this without a heads up but yes this is inspired by that one drawing made by h*bermen right before I even knew about what they did and I feel guilty about this one sometimes just by the sheer fact that it's even loosely associated to them :/

I have nothing to say about this one other than I suck at rendering

this drawing of the boys fighting over their childhood blankie was supposed to be a bit of a concept for a comic I wanted to make but never got around to even writing it out,

the gist of it was that the lair was starting to get a bit messy with the things they've hoarded over the last couple of years, so the turtles+splinter decided to clean everything up, managing what to throw away and what to keep

they come across a blanket that they used to have as kids (which was the same blanket from the flashback in hidden city's most wanted) The individual turtles are hesitant at first and decline wanting to keep it, but overtime they start to realize just how much they want their childhood blanket back. They start making excuses and stealing the blanket from one another, insisting that they needed it for something important, which was very much not the case.

soon everything ramps up to the point where their methods of trying to take ownership of the blanket start getting wilder and wilder and hijinx ensues, not long before everyone overtly starts fighting over it like their life depended on it at the climax of the episode.

I didn't really have a plan yet as to how it was going to end, but if I were to make something up on the spot I'd say either:

A.) it's revealed that the blanket was actually splinter's old bath towel that he doesn't use anymore, the turtles are disgusted by this and stop fighting over it. That is until the twist at the end where one of the turtles comes back for it and takes the towel for themselves when no one is around. gross.

B.) Mikey stops the fight before it gets too serious, calling him and his brothers out for acting like savages over a blanket. Soon everyone realizes that the blanket isn't important, the blanket may be of great significance to them, but their memories together will always be more important, and they can't let a simple piece of cloth tear them apart.

and then after everyone else has left and made up, turns out that it was actually Mikey's plan all along to have them stop fighting to keep the blanket for himself.

this is more of a doodle but I had to bring this one up because it's just funny to me

basically, I was drawing Leo and I had two separate layers, I drew Leo photogenically on the layer above with the deranged Leo invisible underneath, and after some time I completely forgot what I drew on the layer below and made it visible again

yeah you can imagine my soul leaving my body

white-eyed Raph freaks me out,,, where did the yellow go,,,,

"I'M SENSITIVE LEO"

this is the only non-turtle drawing in this whole post I think

okay, a bit of a backstory on this one, this was my very first actually finished RotTMNT animation. It was for a trend on TikTok not too long ago where artists would be drawing a character and the character would move to let the artist continue drawing them

This one animation has single-handedly given me so much clout, like holy crap it's literally at 5M views now and it scares me a little 😭😭

for anyone wondering, its this one

YES I AM AWARE OF HOW CRINGE IT IS LEAVE ME ALONE IM NOT THE SAME PERSON I WAS BACK IN MAY

or whatever month it was, I have no idea what 5-5 is supposed to mean I can't read tiktok dates

not rise related but oh my word I absolutely do not have an actual art style 💀

donnie gets trolled

very eyestrainy. this is a WIP screenshot from an animation meme I never finished

I still have the Krita file btw, so maybe one day ill get to show u guys the full soon if I ever get around to finishing it

I have no idea why I formatted this the way I did, but I'm assuming this was most likely a doodle right on top of the animation meme I mentioned earlier and I just didn't bother cropping it

yeah idk why I drew them with really big eyes

he's sleep-deprived and done with everything he's about to go apeshit

also, weird brush

when I tell you guys I was SO READY to see Leo die in the movie before any information on it came out

vine reference in 2022 baby

I'll have you guys know this was completely by accident

Anyways that's as much as I could fit in one post!! I have a bit more but ehhh maybe sometime later

these are all in the order I made them in, which explains why it kind of gets better the more you scroll, so I hope your eyeballs have been cleansed even slightly by the newer ones jfdsjfkI

I have no idea how to end this post uh like and subscribe

[acearohippo]

MonkeyLotus + Lewis discover that they have become popular enough to gain a fan base. Lewis loses his shirt (heh) over the fact the he is a meme (in a good way). Ling goes on a rant about how he is an artists worst nightmare (hands? I got six of em’!) and Xuan saves countless videos and animatics. Fanfic is written. Fic is discovered. Chaos ensues. Xuan makes literal essays of thoughtful feedback. Ling subjects Lewis to a dramatic reading of poorly written smut. The internet knows no peace.

You and me, right now? We this 🤞🏼. Cause I've been on that SAME WAVELENGTH FAM. What started as a thought of "What if the review section existed in universe as a way for non-espers to safely and anonymously vent, criticise, praise, and/or make suggestions about the espers around?" And then, because it was a bunch of out-of-touch boomers who decided to make this a thing, they didn't even attempt to but any regulations on it asides from some basic censoring some curse words and body parts. So, imagine the older espers, like gen xers and older millenials, genuinely wanting to hear what people had to say about them MEANWHILE younger millenials and gen Z espers are like "FFUUUUUU- NOOOOOO!"

Cue the first ever espers union live reading of comments, and Li Ling just adamantly refusing to read a single one of his reviews. Tang Xuan is Lost™ and barely focused, Lewis is trying not to bust out laughing in front of the cameras.

"I'm actually illiterate, you ableist piece of shiii-" -Li Ling, straight faced, but flushed maroon and unable to make eye contact.

"I don't even think you'd be allowed to say half this stuff, live" -Lewis, trying to steal a sheet so he can read it out loud to test the censorship crew

"I have bore witness to a string of words I never thought to be grouped together and we, humanity, are forsakened." -Tang Xuan, Traumatised™

Them discovering fandoms and stan content related to them would be equal parts terrifying (for content featuring themselves) and hilarious (for content about their friends).

Eventually, because the trio of them are such chill and go-with-the-flow type of dudes, they'll probably jump in and add to fandom chaos! I'm talking, more fan service, random social media posts quoting lines from pretty well known fanfics, Tang Xuan sharing a crap ton of art, especially ones featuring him and Li Ling with captions like "this could be us but you're playing 🤡", and saving anything nsfw featuring him to a private account "this could be us but you'd rather impale miramon😔". Li Ling actually gets upset when artists forgo his arms, hand-drawing difficulty be damned, "Ableist, all of them! >:(" "bro, wtf is up with you and ableism?? You just learn that word or somefin?" "Besides, you can get rid of your arms at any time, that's not a disability." "Yeah?? And?? Sometimes people in wheelchairs CAN walk, we ain't taking away their wheeling privileges tho" "... I... Mm. I don't like that that is, probably, an... Acceptable comparison. " "Nah, but hard agree, why tf does that make sense?!" "It's called self-advocacy🤌🏽✋🏽👍🏽 😌✌🏽✊🏽🤙🏽"

Lewis commissions artists to draw all sorts of posters and create shirts and what not for the Fire Fists. Tang Xuan makes weekly posts covering his favourite songs and gets super stoked when they're used in AMVs featuring him. Li Ling will not touch social media because of the amount of thirst comments he gets, but he also reads every single social media post he can find on himself and will make references to them.

And the memes. Oh LORD the memes. Once the Boys get a hold of them, it's over for the Union. Or, rather, it's over for the aged Union members and an all out war amongst the younger espers.

[dapper-shipping-forever]

KISS ASK MEME 16 W GILLVASH??????

I've also been thinking about babies and well combined these two thoughts

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Gillian wasn't in their room when Vash came back.

He sighed; he'd kinda expected this. His wife knows she's supposed to be taking it easy right now yet she also, and he says this with incredible fondness, has the attention span of a worm and tends to wander away. He'd have to find her.

Several months pregnant, she can't get far, which helps him. Plus, he knows this place better than her, and knows he can find her quickly.

He steps back into the hall; they've been staying at the ship, Home, while she's pregnant that way the plant experts who live here can watch her since no ones seen a pregnancy from an independent before now. It's helped make him less nervous about all of this, definitely. Though her inability to not wander away by herself hasn't made him feel any better. Good thing he's become an expert in finding her.

Walking around the halls, he checks inside a few rooms for her, but each one was empty. Her usual hangout areas such as the garden and the library held no signs of her right now. He frowns, continuing his search. Where could her whims have taken her now?

It's walking by the open kitchen door that he sees her. Her back is turned and he sees her seemingly putting something together. He smiles, glad to have found her finally. He steps inside. "There you are." 

She turns when she hears him, wide eyed expression turning into the bright smile that makes him feel like the sun is shining into him. "Vash !" When she fully turns, he can see her rounded stomach, carrying their first child. "Hi, my love. You finished?"

"Yeah." He says, cocking his hip with a hand on it. "What're you doing in here? You know that you shouldn't be on your feet this much."

She makes a little motion with her hand, knowing he's right, but preparing to defend herself. "Right. Well, I figured you would be hungry when you got back and that's why I came here to prepare you some food and also I made myself some food."

He shook his head; she's incredibly sweet, and always makes admonishing her a hard task. Though he knows she never feels actual hunger, he also stops himself from pointing that out, knowing she simply enjoys eating sometimes. "I could've made us some food myself, dearest."

"I know, but I was bored." She pouts.

There it is, he knew it. "Love," He starts. "You can't just wander off on your own like this whenever you're bored; not right now. You should be in bed now. Remember?"

"I know." Her frown deepens, and she looks to the side, arms behind her back; almost like a child with her hand caught inside the cookie jar. "But," she struggles to find the but. "It's just tedious sitting there by myself sometimes. All I can do is read and draw and stuff and I like it but sometimes I just feel like walking around too."

"Yeah, I know, and I hate trying to tell you what to do and keep you cooped somewhere. But think of our baby now. It's best for all of us if you can take it easy for right now, pretty please." It takes nerves of absolute steel for Vash to not immediately cave to her and actually enforce this, but he needs to do that.

She's quite. "Alright, alright; I'm sorry, baby." She says to him.

"Good, now let's get back to our room." He gestures with his shoulder that way. 

"Yeah, alright. But I haven't finished the food and it's almost done how about I just finish that super super super quick." She says in a flurry, already turning back to the counter.

Vash sighs, again. He'd also kind of expected this too. Looks like he's got no choice now.

Walking towards her, he gets behind her and quickly hooks an arm under her legs and secures the other around her back, scooping her off the ground in a quick, but also careful, movement. "Gotcha." 

"Woah ! Hey, Vash ! What're you doing? Come on, just let me finish this and then I promise I'm gonna go back to the room."

"Not a chance; sorry, but I need to keep you off your feet." He makes sure she's secure in his arms, no part of her uncomfortable anywhere.

She pouts again, an adorable frown gracing her face as she folds her arms. "I just wanted to cook." She mumbles.

He smiles at her; he does feel bad seeing her a little upset, but also he finds her cute when she's like this too. "You're pouting." He says.

"Am not." She pouts.

"Yes you are. Come on, you know I'm right here, dearest. Where's that smile now, hm?"

She turns her head to the side, little frown on her lovely face. "Hm."

"Awe, please? You know I love seeing it. Can't you show me your smile again, please?" When she keeps her frown, she quickly dips his head in and gives her a kiss. "Come on, dearest." He gives her another kiss. And another. And another and another, a storm of quick kisses along her lips, cheek, and jaw with a smile.

"Vash, quit it." She says without any conviction, trying to fight her elation.

But he keeps kissing her again and again and again along her beautiful face. "Never." He says. 

As he kisses her more, she finally caves. He hears her little giggles emerging and keeps kissing as he feels her smiling, squirming slightly in his secure grip. "Vash !" She giggles.

He pulls back to look at her, his own gentle smile in place. "There it is." He says.

When her giggles subside for now, she huffs a small breath, looking at him. "You're crazy." She teases him.

"Yeah, crazy in love." He adjusts his hold, bringing her closer.

Her little laugh fills him with pure, loving joy. "What a coincidence, same with me." She leans her head onto his bicep, kissing his shoulder. Her eyes stay looking at him with a smile.

"Now, how about I finish putting together the lovely food you made, thank you for it by the way, and then get you back to our room? Where I'm going to be with you and keep you company. That sound nice?"

"It does, darling."

With that decided, he gets to work. Setting her briefly on the counter, he keeps one arm around her waist while using the other to cook; this is part because he likes having her close, and part caging her with his body to keep her from trying to help or wander around again. The counter allows her to sit, and also while her shortness wouldn't normally deter her from trying to jump off it, her belly does. It works out, all in all.

She was right when she said she was almost done with their food, he finished plating it quickly. He put away the excess ingredients but decided to leave the dishes for now before Gill got too bored again, mentally promising to clean them soon.

"Here we go." He grunts, gathering her from the counter and holding her the same way again after some little adjustments. "Can you carry the food?"

"Mhm." She says, grabbing the tray and using her belly to balance it.

"Good; let's head back then." He starts walking out of the kitchen.

"I can walk on my own, you know, darling." She says.

"Yeah, you can." But they're both aware how much he just loves an excuse to carry her; he'd carry her everywhere if he wasn't afraid it'd be weird somehow.

She hums. "You're going to be a great father." She says, reflecting.

Her confidence in him always brings him joy, the warmth she gives him swirling in his body. "Thank you." He says, trying not to sound overly emotional.

Just then, there's a little kick from her belly; Vash feels it hit him where her belly touches his chest.

She laughs. "The baby agrees !"

He laughs too, glancing at where it came from. "Seems she does." He says, his hand brushing the side of her belly.

Gill snuggles into his chest. They're quiet for a minute, before she talks. "I'm sorry I keep running off and worrying you like this; I'm not trying to, darling."

"Of course you're not, dearest." He reassures her. "I can't blame you for getting restless sometimes. I'm here to help remind you of stuff like this. I am tempted to just tie you to the bed to keep you there." He's joking. Eh, mostly joking.

"Hm, sounds hot." She says.

He stutters, face blushing. It's his turn to frown, shy as he turns his head away. "You, stop it." He groans.

She laughs, and he joins in.

They get back, Vash gently setting her on the bed. She sets their food on the bedside table. For a minute she just looks at him, head tilted back as he stands a lot taller than her, with a little smile he matches. "I love you." She tells him.

"I love you." He says. He leans closer, nuzzling her face, one hand going on her belly. He feels it's warmth, picturing their baby forming inside.

It never matters if she finds herself wandering off, because no matter what, no matter where, no matter when, Vash is always going to find her. She's the woman who showed him true love, the woman he's forever tied to. He'd never let her go.

[pick-me-up-im-scared]

Get To Know Me(-ish)

I was thinking I could answer some typical “get to know me” questions, if anyone’s interested in reading them. If not, I’ve just done it for myself, I guess. Anyway, I’ve found these on Google. Let me know if there’s someone to credit! (prepare for me babbling on about completely useless stuff)

What's your name? Julianna (but I´m open for any nicknames, especially "my little ps5 cooling fan")

How old are you? I turned 23 this year. Yep, I´m having an internal crisis

What's your sexuality? I will say bisexual for now. But there´s a VERY high chance I'll change it to 100% lesbian. Like, right know girls are the only thing that interests me.

What I love the most about myself? I´m very kind and loyal. It could be seen as something bad, ik. But I´m trying to not let people use it against me. I also believe I'm a good listener, which is somethings I'm proud about. I'd also like to think I could make a boring task funny, like grocery shopping or doing the dishes.

What I dislike the most about myself? I have a pretty bad temper, I blame it on my dad. If I'm pissed, don´t even bother trying to calm me down. Just give me a few minutes to myself and I'll be back. But that leads me into the next thing I hate about myself, I hold onto things for waaaay to long. If someone did something bad 5 years ago you better believe I remember it. I´m also stubborn and think about other people´s opinion SOMETIMES, but let's not focus on that. I like to believe I just need to find "the right person" to pull me out of that mindset...

What are your favorite movies? The Wolf of Wallstreet, The Dark Knight, The Amazing Spider-Man, Yes Man, Toy Story, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Cast Away, Forest Gump, How To Train Your Dragon (duh), Black Swan, Django Unchained, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), (I've got a bunch, but basically anything that's either directed by Christopher Nolan or Quantin Tarantino OR has Tom Hanks or Leonardo DiCaprio in it)

What's your favorite song? I can't choose one, but here's a few songs that I can listen to on repeat for months and still find them as good as the first time I heard them:

José Feliciano - California Dreaming

Danzig - Mother

Ansel Elgort - Supernova

ASAP Rocky - Everyday

Pharrell Williams - Freedom

Post Malone - Hollywood's Bleeding

Skrillex - Don't Go

Adele - Chasing Pavements

Macklemore - Wings

KALEO - All The Pretty Girls

Justin Bieber - Hard To Face Reality

The Fray - Look After You

The Lumineers - Cleopatra

The Killers - When You Were Young

What are your hobbies? I´m trying to make myself busy with literally anything. I can't stand the thought of not being productive (doesn't stop me from laying in bed, watching youtube for hours!). So basically anything productive. Drawing, some sculpturing (nothing professional, calm down), very rarely write (obviously, I haven´t been updating this blog for like ages!). Recently I've been trying to learn how to play the piano AND electric guitar (ik, you can give me your number after the show).

Do you plan your outfits? Yeah, way more than I think anyone who sees me thinks. Idk how many nights I've spent, planning out in my head the outfit for the next day. Even if you see me wearing sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt you better believe that t-shirt wasn't the first one I tried on. Even if I´m going to the fucking hospital I can´t wear socks that doesn't match with the rest of the outfit...

The meaning behind my username? Tbh, I just started thinking of random stuff, like "sayings" that doesn't sound too...cringe? Then the Patrick meme of him in a knitted sweater with the writing "Mom, can you pick me up? I´m scared" (or something like that) popped into my head. I rephrased it a little before checked if it was taken, and it wasn't.

Any addition? Vanilla Coke or/and Dr Pepper (apart from my huge cocaine addiction), like I´m obsessed. Ik it sounds sooo dramatic, but if I had a no limit access to either of those sodas I'd die of diabetes in a week. If you want to get in my pants, just buy me a can and I'll get on my knees and propose to you.

Turn ons? I could say something like "eyes" and "hands", but I'll say some features I don´t think are AS common, but I got craaazy for. One of them would be scars. I can't explain to you how fucking kneebendingly HOT I think scars are. Idc if it's from acne, self harm or an actual injury. It's. So. Fucking. Attractive! People who's self contious about their scars, hit me up! Second thing I find really attractive is backs, idk why but I just find them so ecstatically pleasing especially filled with scratches by my nails.

Turn offs? People who's playing hard to get or think they're hot shit! I've spend too much of my teenage years chasing those type of assholes. And people who think people like that, wtf is wrong with you? I'd have a nerdy sweetheart everyday of the week! These fuckboy-type of behavior needs to be stopped, istg. If you like me, tell me that! (also, I need that clarification every now and then, otherwise I'll think you despise me...)

What skill would you most like to learn? To be able to comprehend any social situations without wanting to blow my brains out. I´m the worse when it comes to socializing, like overall. Doesn't matter if it's my relatives or complete strangers, I'll dig my nails so hard into palms inside my pockets. People who can start having a random discussion with someone on the streets, or blend in with their partner´s family first time they meet them PURLEY amaze me. I wanna be like them sooo bad.

Favorite ice cream flavor? I will say just plain vanilla, CAUSE if a brand is good the flavoring doesn't need to be so complicated (to slap). The brands who has these crazy flavor combinations are usually doing it to try and conceal their shitty ice cream *cough* Ben & Jerry *cough*. But if I wouldn't choose that I'd probably be something super childish, like "rainbow bubblegum cotton candy confetti".

Dogs or cats? I know the lesbian community will throw me out, but I 100% choose dogs. Idc what you say, cats are satans creation!

Favorite quote? "When you're having a bad day, don´t forget you're ugly too"

Favorite sport? I´m not really into sports. I was never an athletic kid. But whenever there´s pingpong on tv, I'm in a trance. Like I'll spend HOURS watching that shit without even knowing the rules.

[jamiewintons]

hii!! I love your writing so much!! 😭💕 I hope you're still doing matchups or else this is awkward lmao

Name/Pronouns: Alicia, she/her

Personality: So friends have always described me as an agent of chaos which surprises me cos I'm always like isn't this just normal?? I've also been told I'm very "all or nothing". I tend to be either super high energy wanting to do anything and everything, super talkative etc, or I'm exhausted and lowkey ghosting everyone cos I was sleeping all day lmao. I like making people laugh and don't mind looking dumb/doing something super dangerous to do so. I can be antagonistic sometimes cos I like riling people up for fun haha, sometimes I feel bad afterwards though so I'll say "I'm joking!!" if I get worried it came off as mean. I'm also pretty good at giving advice, I've been told I'm "wise for my age" but I'm an eternal child in my opinion 😅

Appearance: I'm 5'4", but I have really long legs for my height so its hard to buy trousers 😭. I have wavy/curly dark brown hair that goes down to my mid-back that's blonde at the ends from when I used to bleach my hair. My eyes are hazel, I smile and laugh a lot even in normal conversations so my face is like :D constantly. My style is just... comfort lmao, I want to figure out a cute style but I don't really have one!! I mostly wear A LOT of sweaters cos I'm ALWAYS cold and jeans with converse, I don't really like wearing skirts/dresses that much, I try to still dress cute-ish though with like sweaters with hearts on them or stuff like that. Oh and I always carry my yellow kanken backpack because whenever I carry a purse I set it down and forget it lmao

Likes: anything colorful!! coffee!! spicy food, hanging out with friends, chocolate, memes, cute things, going out at 3am to a 24hour diner

Dislikes: cleaning, doing any kind of boring chore really like laundry etc, routine, appointments, being told I can't do something

Any hobbies/interests: Cooking, sleeping, cuddling, going to try new restaurants/food/recipes, watching tv/movie marathons, learning languages, camping/road trips, video games, drawing

What I'm looking for: I want someone who can match my energy but also is there for me if that makes sense? 😅 In my previous relationships I felt like I always had to take care of them and be a mom/therapist/personal chef, and I felt like I couldnt be vulnerable or say/do stupid things like I wanted to because I always had to fill those roles for them so I'd like a relationship where I can just be myself. I tend to make fun of someone if I like them so ideally someone who can look past that and not get offended. Also someone who's fine with me being really clingy or is just as clingy as I am, if I'm in a relationship I lowkey wanna be around them 24/7 and its kinda problematic 😭. I can't really think of anything I'd avoid just that they're not boring lmao

A random fact about yourself: my favorite sesame street character is Big Bird cos he's yellow and floofy 💛

I pair you with...

Chris Pitt-Goddard!

If there's someone that is the exact opposite of "boring", that someone is Chris Pitt-Goddard. To me, the two of you sound quite similar with your chaotic, "all-or-nothing" energy, and I think you would make a really fun couple! If you're feeling super energetic, Chris is right there with you, but if you're tired and want to sleep all day, he's happy to just cuddle with you.

Chris definitely wouldn't mind you making fun of him in an affectionate way, in fact, I think he'd find it very attractive. He'd make fun of you right back in a flirty manner, but he's never outright mean (to you at least). He'd also love that you don't mind making a fool of yourself, and he would think that you're hilarious.

If you're clingy, Chris loves that, because he's super clingy too! He'll want to be around you all the time and he'll be glad that you feel the same way. He'll probably want the two of you to be together 24/7 even when it's inconvenient for other people.

The only problem you'll have is figuring out who will do the household chores.

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[kirinda-ondo]

For the art meme, 1, 10, and 29?

1. Art programs you have but don't use

Uhhh, MS Paint--

I used to be a much more prolific user of it for my shitposting and coloring but now I pretty much do all my shitposting and like any other digital art on my phone with the Sketch app lmao

Other than that though I've never really been much of a digital artist so my forays into it are pretty recent and also few and far between--

10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw

Oh boy, that is an interesting question and honestly I think the answer largely depends on the design of whatever article of clothing I'm drawing it happens to be.

Like there are a lot of different types of shirts and jackets that I think are fun to draw, but also there are different kinds of pants or skirts or dresses that I think are fun to draw (though that might just largely because I like to draw legs lmao)

Not hats or shoes though. Hats are a bitch that I only suffer through for their comedic potential and I find shoes to be incredibly boring to design and tedious to draw lmao

29. Media you love, but doesn't inspire you artistically

I love Junji Ito. I would give that man all of my money if I ever ran into him on the street. It's not enough to enjoy his manga I need to eat it.

But that being said I never really get any kind of artistic inspiration from the guy outside of like stealing his eye shading thing when shit gets serious (though when I do it it tends to be more for comedic effect)

And speaking of that, I think a lot of it is just that we are in two very different genres where he is doing like a lot of body horror in like a heavily realistic style whereas I'm drawing things that are a lot sillier or like slice of life in a more cartoony style and it doesn't really mesh well (even if it would be fun to get into some darker subject material)

I absolutely respect and admire the man's artistic skills and creativity and just absolute fucking Bonkers shit he can come up with though. I need to inject his art into my bloodstream.

[pinelesstree]

aight so I saw your character chart thing and I'm sorry I can't resist

Let all loose with your opinion on Nagito

Give me your opinion on MY hyperfixation character, Jake Rogers

Colin Baxter because of memes

wHY IM GLAD YOU ASKED-- I'll hold off on my nagito rant (you a good fren for letting me ramble about a game you haven't even played--) So let's start with the first two.

JAKE ROGERS

OKAYYY I don't know how to feel about Jake Rogers because the game doesn't go that deep into him. I would love more of a backstory on him. I think there was definitely more going on than what we saw. I really would have liked to know more than just "oh yeah he blackmailed a bunch of people and sold drugs and everyone's happy he's dead." So the headcannons about him are A+ but canon Jake is wasted potential if I've ever seen it

COLIN BAXTER

Okay Colin is about as interesting as a dry cracker lmao, HER Interactive did really good on some characters and then some were just so boring. But I would have been interested if it were revealed he was somewhere on the spectrum. To me he totally reminds me of someone with Asperger's (with a special interest in art) but this could just be my interpretation. But just at face value very boring sorry Colin

NAGITO KOMAEDA

ah yes my favorite boy with his body count gotta love him

OKAY LET ME EXPLAIN A FEW THINGS so the reason i marked "deeper than they seem" and "not as deep as they seem" is because you really get to know Nagito by watching extra scenes that are easily accessed in the game but you have to actively look for it. So if you don't look into him you miss the facts that 1) he has so much trauma 2) he has frontotemporal dementia, both of which explain a lot of his actions. So yes deeper than he seems. ON THE OTHER HAND all of the characters assume he's super shady and always planning a murder and such. And yes he is manipulative, but at the same time, sometimes he's just vibing. Like leave him alone he's just saying good morning he's not going to try to kill you.

There's a part in the game where you actually get to play as Nagito (I screamed when this happened I was so happy) and since you play first person POV you get to see some of his thoughts. Here are just a few because I do what I want

OKAY so from the first one, this scene was after he just offended someone and they left. And he can recognize they're upset but he doesn't know why. This is common in patients with frontotemporal dementia; they offend people without meaning to because they're too blunt or say things that typically aren't said because of social rules and such.

SECOND AND THIRD PICTURE basically just prove he really does want to help his classmates. He wants to be useful and wants them to be happy and safe from danger. Even if his motive is always "for the sake of hope" he still genuinely cares about them. Which is why the other characters in the game frustrate me when they outcast him and treated him like a deranged psychopath (they legit tied him up after the first trial and didn't feed him for like a full day) and I get why they hated him after he… you know, tried to kill everyone except the traitor. But before that, he was morally gray and did bad things, but he was trying to do it for a good reason and to accomplish a good thing. And yes, his apathy towards death (whether it be his own death or someone else's) is not great, but first of all, apathy is another symptom of frontotemporal dementia, second of all he's really used to death because people have died in front of him so many times. Including his dog. Which is still tragic af.

Fourth picture is just funny my guy just wants to play on a playground but doesn't anyone mad at him. (He'll go on about how he'd love to die and he's a stepping stone or whatever BUT HE DRAWS THE LINE AT THE SWINGSET)

The fans did Nagito dirty by turning him into an uwu gay boy. It will never not drive me insane. Unless someone is projecting in a fanfic, if Nagito cries for no reason I'm going to throw myself out a window. Though I don't like him being portrayed as a deranged lunatic it's not like he's never done anything wrong either. And he's not super sweet soft fluffy boy.

(also we're not talking about my projecting onto him that's a topic for another day--)

Lastly seriously. Why do he look like that. He's a multimillionaire and is coat looks like it came out of a garbage can. Someone please teach this man how to dress.

[bonnymori]

𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐲

Word count: 2760+ (i'll try to keep bigger lengths such as this one!)

Synopsis: You meet a new classmate who's working along Nanami, you think he's fun to be around, it stands the same to him about you. Later, feelings unravel.

Contents/Warnings: (1) Itadori Yuuji x gn!reader (2) FLUFF, TONS OF FLUFF - and some comfort (3) With the small participation of... Ino Takuma!! I really like him too, that's why <33333 (4) This is pretty platonic, but also not? (5) Ending turned sorta cliché... but I liked it u.u

A/N: This boy made me run rampant... to fhe point it's not single attraction anymore I just wish him happiness (smh if only my parents knew...) also next post will be Toji's fic pt. 2! Y'all see the first part is almost reaching 100 kudos????? I'M SO HAPPY EHSODJWKDKSJD- thanks for all the new followers and the support!! <33

Ever since his fake death, Itadori has been training alone with the help of Gojo - and now, he works along a freshly new face, who belongs to a senior, founds out ex-salaryman named Nanami Kento. He's far a thousand times more strict than Gojo. Itadori doesn't really likes the change, because Nanami is a person he can't get along. This whole guy's appearance scream "work 4 life"; he has proved different, now he screams "work is shit - but I gotta do it because others won't".

They've just finished cleansing the outside of a movie theater off a few curses, when Itadori hears shouting from far behind them. Two figures approach, waving excessively. He quickly picks on Nanami's tired sigh beside him.

"Nanami! We figured out you'd be here! Our mission has been finished and we wanted to catch up to have lunch together!" A male clad in a full black outfit shouts, he has brown hair and a beanie on top of his head, looking quite content.

The other person simply trots next to him in silence, approaching with a friendly smile. They notice Itadori faster than the male, smile widening and quickly waving hello, suddenly eager to reach up to them. The gesture makes the pink haired boy perk up, curious to why the other person looked so joyful. His question is easily answered, when they tug on the man's sleeve and motion to him.

"Ino, we have a third buddy!" The dude looks at him with widened eyes. "So nice to meet you, I'm Y/N L/N! It's great to see new faces around!"

Itadori smiles at your energy, knowing already he would click with you very well.

"I'm Ino Takuma, sorry for not noticing you before! Your uniform looks cool." Itadori exchanges a few compliments with Ino, before the man turns to talk with Nanami, leaving him and you together.

"Yes! I'm Sukuna's vessel, Itadori Yuuji-desu! My type of woman is Jenn-"

You turn to him. "So, are you a first year?"

"Geh? Weren't you dead though?!"

"I was!- I am!- Please keep secret."

"Okay!"

"Ahem." Nanami coughs, drawing attention. "I requested you two to not come after me today. Itadori here is the reason why."

"That's no problem, we're very capable of keeping secrets." You threw your arm over Itadori's shoulder, him nodding along with you.

"Oh really, then remember to keep quiet about it. I'll let this slide." The group of students nervously at Nanami's intimidating tone. "But, I'll get to have my break alone."

"Gah!" Ino exclaimed, watching Nanami walk away; he also left the responsability of taking care of Itadori for you two, leaving without a word. "It really had to be today, when Nanami would take us to his favorite bakery..."

"Crybaby." You teased. "Itadori here can't go outside where anyone can see him, he's dead. So, we were to order food either way because he shouldn't be left out."

"Augh okay, it would be unfair."

"So, where are you staying Itadori?"

"At Gojo's state!"

"Whoa, I've never been there before." Ino commented, waiting as you sent a message to Ijichi to pick them up.

"He's my teacher, a very cool one!"

"I imagine! Ooookay, once we get there I'll get the food."

Itadori felt as his chest would burst of excitement, finally there was people around him again, he couldn't be less happy about it.

"Sharing is caring!"

Itadori laughed as you wrestled with Takuma for some fries, netflix long forgotten in the background, as watching the banter was way more entertaining. Most of the time, Ino rambled a lot about Nanami, while he rambled a lot about Gojo. The guy even showed him the cool scar under his beanie. He felt kinda upset after explaining the exchange was just temporary, his stay under Nanami's wing wasn't decisive, and therefore, he was more like a classmate than a partner.

Itadori also learned a lot about you. He was surprised to find out that you, although energetic, was the one to speak the lesser in conversations. His surprisement grew even bigger when you told him you're a exchange student from Kyoto, arriving Tokyo about the same month as him - thankfully, you were to say for good.

Conversations flowed easily in the air, until a voice from the doorway barged in.

"Yuuji-kun! Don't forget about your lessons! Hi kids! Bye kids!" Gojo said playfully, throwing the familiar punching bear to Itadori before leaving.

"What's this thing?" Ino asked.

"It's to help me control my cursed energy. So while I watch the movies, if I don't charge it with cursed energy it punches me square in the face. I thought I had mastered this thing already, but he insist I keep training with it." Itadori grumbles.

"At least it's cute." You commented, taking a sip of your drink.

"Until it punches you in your face without warning!" The pink haired boy barks.

The talks died down, the three of you eating quietly when another movie is played on the screen. Itadori didn't bother reading the title, it was a plain one about a zombie apocalypse that got him extremely bored, yet he kept watching still so the plushie didn't punch him in the face again; he's been keeping a record since all his last cursed energy training lessons were a sucess to this day. When his head started nodding and eyelids dropping Itadori can't remember well, about fourty five minutes of movie perhaps? Make it fifty, the second slumber took over his body completely.

When he awoke once again, it was near midnight, the clock on the wall told him so. He also noticed a soft and warm surface supporting his head, figures, it's your shoulder he's resting into, he feels an arm around his own shoulders and your cheek placed upon his hair.

"Hey, it's late." You immediately notices he's awake, calling out softly. "You should sleep on your room, or something, better to your spine."

He chuckles when you poke his side. "But I'm comfortable here."

"I'm surprised, you just met me today, and now is sleeping on my shoulder."

"I'm not, that happens often to me."

"Sleeping on people's shoulders?"

"No! Making friends quickly." Itadori likes your gentle warmth, your hug, everything makes him feel at home. "I met two more people before you for two weeks, but they can't see me, because I'm dead."

"So I'll keep you company, that's my new mission."

His eyes widen at that, a oh so little blush covering the tip of his ears.

"For how many time I slept anyway?" He asks.

"About two- no, three hours. You missed two movies, and this one is about to end."

"And you stayed here the whole time?" He motions to your shoulder.

"Yep. That reminds me I gotta pee."

Itadori grumbles, but quickly lifts himself off you, respecting your needs. That gives him some time to look around, he notices Ino is gone, and the plushie sits quietly at the other side of the couch, unmoving.

"Y/N! How did you manage to make it quiet down?" He's beyond bafflet.

"...que."

"What!"

"I said!" You arrive quickly at the doorframe, hands still wet from when you washed them. "I used my innate technique."

"Oh! How is it like?"

"It's kinda funny, gimme a moment." You left to wipe off your hands, coming back in a second. "So, just like Shoko, I produce reverse curse energy, but it's quite different than hers, I can't heal people. That's why we often call it positive energy instead. I can use it to soothe off negative energy, so the bear has no cursed energy right now."

"How does it works on people?" He felt very curious about everything, asking away like a kid.

"Since everyone has negative energy, it just makes you sleepy really. But when it comes to curses it's really practical, I can either weaken it or, if the curse is like grade three or four, I can slap them off existence completely by wiping all their energy." You were naturally proud of having a such versatile power, your own energy swirling with pride around you.

"That sounds amazing! Is it why I fell asleep though?"

"Nah, only if I did it on purpose. I guess you were just tired, hope you don't mind I decided to let you rest today."

"No way, it was a good nap."

You nodded. "By the way, Ino left to attend to a drinking party, he paid for our food."

"Drinking? Is he old?"

"Yeah, he's twenty." You chuckled, already expecting that kind of reaction.

"No way! He looks young just like us!"

"That's totally my reaction after I learned he's twenty!"

After that day, you started visiting Itadori weekly to daily, after exchanging numbers he made a little group with you and Ino, naming it the "Nanami trio". But really, he exchanges more texts with you in private, be them memes, cool images he wish to share, etcetera. Although, Ino wasn't left excluded, he ofter brough his xbox to connect to Itadori's tv room and you all would spend hours playing together; he just didn't spend much time with both of you as much. And that was okay.

For a few days, your connection with Itadori died down when he didn't reply to your texts. They would remain unread for some time, the longest being half a day, until he would spam apologies then move on with the topic. That became a routine until one day when you came over to check on Itadori unnanounced, needin to ease off your worries about the boy, only to find him sobbing in the middle of a hallway, staring ahead and beyond, his back to you.

"Ita-?"

"Egh!" Startled, he scrambled to wipe his eyes, turning to you. "H-hey, um, hi."

"What happened?"

"I- he-" His eyes didn't met yours, knuckles white in a death grip. You notice he has a few bandages thrown over his face and arms. The way his shoulders are drawn, as if he wants to shrink into himself is something you've experienced before.

"Something hard to talk about?"

He nods almost immediately, head still facing down.

"It's alright, come with me." You reach for his hands, grimacing slightly when his forceful grip is now on your hand, yet you don't comment on it. He follows you through the state wordlessly.

You two stop on the same tv room, sitting down on the couch. You then guide his head to your shoulder, gently massaging his scalp with the free hand.

"It's alright."

Those two words are chanted like a prayer for the next half hour, at some point, Itadori twisted his body towards yours and unknowingly caged you between him and the sofa arm. He embraced you with a force you didn't have in you, like he didn't want to lose one another. Painful or not, not a muscle moved on your body. He needed a shoulder to cry on.

Thirty minutes passed like seconds, you peered down only to find the boy confortably napping against your bosom; at some point you just became the cold side of the pillow to him. That's alright. It brings you joy to be the mom friend anyways. So you decided to join the sleepland aswell, arms still secured around his shoulders and the back of his head.

It feels like the nap hasn't been long, though, because you can feel Itadori's grip loosening and therefore, you're awake.

"Sorry if I broke any bones, in advance."

"Wow, and you only warn me now."

He laughs at your comeback, hands still secured around your waist.

"I'm surprised you let me uh, cuddle you for comfort - and sleep. I don't understand it? You just make me sleepy." He rambled, keeping eye contact with you while his head still rests on your chest.

"That's a piece of cake when you have younger siblings who seek for you every night they get a nightmare."

"Does that mean I can come to you again if I have a nightmare?" There it is, his togepi-kirby cutesy face.

"Are you four?"

"That's mean!" Itadori blushed, squeezing you on his arms. "I like the contact. It puts me at ease."

"Mm, do you want to talk about it?"

He gulped. "No, not really."

Your peach haired friend remained silent, and so did you. It seems he doesn't intend in letting you go soon, or he just really forgot to mention it. It gives them time to think, your younger sisted used to do that sometimes, back in Kyoto.

"Y/N, wanna watch anything?"

"Sure, have you watched Parasyte before?"

"No, let's give it a try then!" Itadori glances at the remote, then back at you - making you confused over his hesitation to move. He notices you noticed it, chuckling nervously. "To be honest, I don't wanna let go."

"It's hurting my back."

"SORRY I'M SORRY!" He jumped away from you like a cat would jolt away from a cucumber, making you snicker.

"It's okay, I just wanted to change positions."

And to tease you, but he didn't need to know that part.

He glared at you with a small pout, typing the initials of Parasyte on the search bar. Outside his line of vision, you were grinning like a idiot, his sweeteness took a tow on you. All the people of Tokyo you met really held a way different spirit from your classmates in Kyoto, Itadori being the nicest of all. It's surprising him being Sukuna's vessel to begin with; being honest, you felt drawn by it.

"Y/N, it's startiiiiing." He cut your daydreaming short, slumping on your side and propping his head on your shoulder.

"This again?" You throw an arm around his shoulders, very much like the first time he cuddled himself on you.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who wanted to change positions. Guess I'll just make some alterations since I'm awake this time!" One of his arms went behind your back and circled your waist, hand resting at your hip.

"It's definely different, since the other time you drooled on me."

"Hhgh, okay okay! Let me enjoy this." For perhaps the actual first time, you're able to watch without exchanging words with one another.

And this time, it's you who's head loll to the side, nose buried on his soft rose perfumed hair. Itadori doesn't comment on it yet, his free hand moves under your legs to lift your whole body up efortlessly when he senses you have fallen asleep.

"I remember you said it's bad for my spine, I wouldn't mind it... yours however."

The boy makes a beeline to the guest room, he sighs when there is no choice but open the door with his foot. Inside, he places you carefully in the soft bed.

Before he could leave, a hand reaches up for his sleeve.

"Itadori," He turned, looking at you. "Make me company?"

He giggles softly - you think it sounds like a highschool girl. "You should start calling me by my first name!" Itadori rambles as he climbs on the bed, arms wrapping around your waist in a motion you're familiar with.

"Yuuji, I'm tired, let me sleep."

"But I wanna talk more..." He pouts. "Also, are we, um, dating?"

You wriggle around, bringing his head down to peck on his forehead, teasing. "Correction, I want to date you."

"Uh, oh." A blush coats his face so quickly, you'd say someone dumped a bucket of red paint on his face.

"Is that a no?"

"No!"

"So it is a no."

"Christ, will you stop teasing for a second, I'm trying to talk here." He makes an angry version of his togepi-kirby face, you can't help but grin.

"You amuse me, but okay. I'll do it for you."

"Thanks." He blinks, the blush slowly fading away. "You know, I lied, not about the contact, I like the contact nonetheless-"

His hand moves to play with yours, such as tapping his tips against yours, or meassuring the palms.

"-it's you who brings me comfort."

It's also your turn to blush, that line was seriously charming.

"Yeah."

"Yeah?"

"Yes, we're dating now." You respond, a little eagerly. "Can I kiss you?"

"Please."

This is the best person I could ask for, Itadori thinks, keeping his eyes open as yours shut during the kiss, whom I won't change for anything else in this world.

When you both separate, Itadori feels drowsy and sleepy. His face fits perfectly on your shoulder as always.

"Goodnight, my favorite person."

[writer-loogi2]

♡︎𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝙼𝚒𝚌 𝙷𝙲𝚜 ( 𝚙𝚝. 2 )♡︎

A/N: I'm really really bored. And since I haven't received any requests at all, I'll just do something productive, like idk, write random crap that nobody asked for.

Anyway, I'mma write with Present Mic again because I love him sm lmao-

♡︎𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎: Read part one [ here! ] Read part three [ here! ] Read part four [ here! ]

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♡︎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝: Random Present Mic headcanons! ( part two!! )

♡︎𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐!! None! ( just random funny stuff )

♡︎♡︎♡︎

( ♡︎𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝!♡︎ )

• Very random but I have a feeling that he always sends text messages or emails in ALL CAPS. ( it's not because he's angry or anything like that, he's just trying to signify how loud he is lmao ). When he doesn't send messages in ALL CAPS it's either because Aizawa stole his phone, or something's wrong. ( Basically no ALL CAPS equals BAD )

• I feel like if he had social media he would most likely have Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, ( Tiktok would probably be an option too). But I like to think he uses Twitter the most, and he only uses Facebook ( not very often ) to look at crappy memes.

• His sneezes are TERRIFYING. Like he's the type of person that sneezes so loud it scares the crap out of you and it can be heard from a mile away. 💀

• ( Remember that stupid headcanon I said where he can mimic voices or whatever? ) Well, he can mimic sounds too! ( and again he uses it to do harmless pranks on people ).

• Another random sleeping headcanon I have is that he moves A LOT in his sleep. Like there's a huge chance that if you sleep next to him he's probably gonna accidentally hit you with an arm or a leg. He's like a cat when they stretch-

• I also feel like he sometimes talks in his sleep? He doesn't say much, just random things. ( it's super creepy the first time he does it though- )

• Y'all can't argue with me on this but I just know that he totally sings in the shower. ( and his shampoo bottles are microphones now lmao )

• (Okay so this is really weird but I've seen people headcanon, or well, actually draw Present Mic with tattoos all over his body, mostly on his arms, back or chest) But I like to think he has a tattoo on his butt- and I have 3 reasons as to why he got it..

1) It either symbolizes something important.

2) He probably got it as a joke.

3) He lost a bet and had to get one.

• ^( Sadly I don't know what he would tattoo on his butt, just imagine something cool since I got nothing in mind )

• Why do I get the feeling that he talks with his mouth full? I just know he does 😖

• ( Bro, I just thought of somethin' stupid he most definitely does- ) he tries so hard NOT to say any curse words ( especially around the students ), so instead he says "Sugar Honey Ice Tea" a lot. ( which stands for S.H.I.T. 🥴 )

• I kinda like to imagine his eyes can glow in the dark- idk why, it just seems like a cool concept.

• His hands are really pretty and they feel so soft??? Like you'd probably think his hands are maybe kinda dry and rough but nah, his hands are super soft and smooth like wtf- ( mans does manicures sometimes lmao )

• Yo yo, I just know he takes FOREVER washing his hair. ( not only it's because it's so long but also because he uses SO much hairspray )

• ( Hear me out, have you ever done that thing were you listen to a really good song and you start to gently tap a surface with your fingers to the beat? ) Well, Present Mic does that too! He does it a lot actually. ( mostly while grading papers or when he's driving- )

• ( I've been thinking about this a lot but I headcanon that teen Present Mic hitting puberty is probably the funniest shit ever ) He kinda sounds like he's using some weird autotune for whenever he talks but sadly that's just his voice going through some changes so he kinda sounds like that. ( poor baby )

• ( And finally ) This is super random and kinda stupid but I get the feeling that he tries to watch animal documentaries about bugs to try to get rid of his fear but he just c a n ' t. For him it's the equivalent of watching a horror movie.

A/N: Oh boy- I finally did it! I wrote more headcanons with my favorite loud banana-

I hope you enjoy these as much as the first one!

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♡︎𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝♡︎

[fluffypeachwriting]

Ahhh this is my first match up so here I go T^T

So at first I'm a little shy and always a little bit hesitant to talk to new people. But it just takes a week or so to get comfortable around.

I do like to make my friends laugh, I think it's great medicine for anyone who is sad at the moment. In conversations, expect to always have a photo sent by me as a reaction. Expect to have memes and shitposts every now and then. However, when my friends need someone to talk to or vent, I'm always there for them and always keep the jokes for later for respect.

My hobbies are drawing and playing videogames (my favs are RPGs, shooters or rythm games). I've lately been into painting in canvas (I hope that's the word) and also playing the drums!. Although, sometimes I can't because I have lots AND LOTS OF WORK WAHHH-

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And for the mod, take care and lots of love!!

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I match you with... Jiro!  ଘ(੭ˊ꒳​ˋ)੭✧

Jiro can be awkward at times, so the hesitant feeling when meeting someone new is for sure shared. After that time has passed, he’d like having another friend to be comfortable with. He’d think that being around someone who can swoop in and lighten up a sour mood would be really cool, and your being able to tell when that isn’t appropriate would be even cooler. He wouldn’t realise how amazing it can be to have someone to vent to until you’re there and it’s happening.

The two of you would likely bond over playing videogames - high-tension and fast-paced are right up Jiro’s alley! Spending time playing co-op games would be what you do when you hangout, preferably with a bunch of snacks and stuff. When you’re messaging each other, all the memes in the world are welcome - it’s like another language and Jiro would understand it perfectly. He’d probably send all kinds of weird images and videos he’s found... when he’s supposed to be doing homework. The delinquent in him would whine at you to ditch your work to goof off when he’s bored, so you’d have to put your foot down if you had pressing matters to attend to. Despite this, he’d be loyal friend through and through.

I hope you like your match!  (￣^￣)ゞ

[axther]

For CH/JJBA Basic info: straight female, 5'4, Scorpio! If it matters my mbdi is debater, which I think is accurate. I'm a bit curvy/soft and I have really long wavy hair and glasses. Now for fun stuff! I'm a split between being very hyperactive (almost like a puppy lmao) or very quiet (not shy, but more indifferent. I've been told I'm intimidating) I'm into polyrelationships so the more boys the merrier. I like hiking and sports when I'm with people but don't do it by myself cause it's boring. 1

HERE’S UR FOOD QUEEN. also tumblr got me fucked up w no CH gifs :(

Cute Earth High Defense Club Love (Season One) V1

#1 is…Atsushi! 

He’s the most normal out of all the characters, to be honest

When he sees you, it’s nothing spectacularity radiant, per se

There’s a pretty girl in his school! cool! 

The strangest part is that it’s an all-boys school, so naturally, he’s confused

Through a series of plot shenanigans, you’re there as an exchange student

And he’s been told he has to help you get settled!! 

He introduces you to the Earth Defense Club, and slowly you two grow acclimated with each other 

While you’re friendly to everyone else, there’s something different between you and him 

It’s chemistry, and even Ryuu wouldn’t dare poke it 

One afternoon, someone asks you out via love letter, all the extra stuff

And you turn them down as politely as you can 

But thanks to the indifference, the boy gets offended 

He turns into a letter-shaped monster, and the Battle Lovers have to step in 

Atsushi is both appalled and terrified 

Did the monster hurt you??

Why did the monster appear around you? 

Was it something to do with you? 

He spends half of the battle just covering you 

And once the monster starts spewing slander, Atsushi is having none of it.

Whatever the monster says, Atsushi refutes, defending you until the rest of the battle is at a standstill and he’s just bickering with the monster. 

Eventually, Atsushi practically makes the monster choke on respect women juice, and on behalf of the passed out student, Atsushi begins apologising non-stop to you

You’re confused as hell 

The internet-famous Battle Lovers know you??

All you can see is the blurred out faces, and the blue one, the self-declared Piercing Prince, Epinard, seems to be constantly hanging over you 

And honestly 

He’s a cutie 

This results in a sailor moon-esque situation 

Where you have a crush on Epinard, Atsushi has a crush on you, and he’s miserable upon realising what he’s done 

Does he reveal that he’s Epinard???

Honestly, probably not on purpose  

I can absolutely see them talking about it and he’s like ‘do i always have to yell out im Epindard’ and he turns and sees you 

And you’re like ‘????? excuse me???’ 

Which results in more shenanigans 

#2 is…Yumoto! 

babey boye 

He falls for the flirting every time 

He reciprocates as best as he can, but for the most part, it’s just him being soft 

He hugs you so much omfg 

It gives Wombat a break, and though you don’t know he’s a talking wombat, he’s all for you being there 

What’s interesting is that he’s telling everyone he’s gonna marry you

And since most of the ppl in the school are bros, no one’s told you 

Which gets awkward 

Because he’s 200% told you that he loves you 

But you take it as ‘:D! I love platonic love between my Friends! :D!’ 

So it becomes a Situation that everyone gets second-hand embarrassment from 

Yumoto has told his brother that he’s gonna marry you and you’d be the bathhouse’s Okami 

But you’re thrown for a loop when Gora asks you when you and Yumoto started dating 

And you’re like ‘??????’ 

This results in a brief but stern conversation between Gora and Yumoto 

And Yumoto feels guilty, of course

But you’re so sweet! And you flirt with him!! Doesn’t that mean you like him??

It’s a bit of a wakeup call, but he’s still only got two brain cells

You gotta cut him some slack 

For about a day, he chills out, though he’s melancholy 

After that he’s back to being oblivious and sweet 

#3 is…Kinshiro! 

Did someone say ‘emotionally constipated teenager who’s in a rivalry with his childhood best friend for the girl they like but he has no idea how to approach her due to the fact stated above (he is emotionally constipated)’???

no????

Ok that’s valid

But you want a polyamorous relationship???

He and Atsushi are gonna be your best bet. 

This boye is completely lost when it comes to wooing you 

He thinks you’re graceful in a quiet sense

And while you’re a flirt and a meme lord, you’re also yourself 

Ibushi notices almost off the bat 

And he’s like ‘my guy, my dude...my cousin??? Fr???’ 

Kinshiro is crazy confused and embarrassed 

He’s always considered himself to have tunnel vision

But then you pass by and he gets a whiff of your shampoo and 

Oh no 

he gets kinda lightheaded and blushy but wipes it away fast 

Whenever you pop by to say hi to Ibushi he completely freezes 

Like he just stops moving altogether

 It’s something you, Ibushi, and Akoya have noticed 

Y’all exchange glances every time he freezes while sipping tea 

The MOMENT he realises you like Epinard he gets lowkey pissed

 Do you seriously like that barbaric, stupid Battle Lover??

He’s like ‘I’m elite, graceful, rich. I’m the better choice :(‘ 

Make him drink just a bit of respect women juice 

But he’ll be very, very soft for you

And after he finds out about Atsushi being Epinard and Atsushi likes you?? 

Well, it’s two birds with one stone 

He’ll do his best to hint that he likes you, but Akoya and Ibushi have to help him along 

Especially Ibushi, since he’s your cousin 

Get ready for a flood of thoughtful but expensive gifts

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure V2 

(Note: If you want a poly relationship, all three of these lads have convenient best friends...👀)

#1 is…Josuke!! 

Mans is a himbo (refer to chat) 

Sure he’s got like, one brain cell, but it’s dedicated to you!! 

He’s a bit of a flirt, too, so be ready to fend off the fangirls 

Since fangirls in the 90’s were chiller than ones in, say, the 80’s, they mostly respect that he’s got a girlfriend 

But the moment one of them tries to hurt a hair on your head, it’s game over 

Now

The thing about it is that you get shy 

But your shy is looking scary as hell 

So all they see is a glare that would make the devil run, and they bail 

Josuke relates to your fear of bugs!!

He’s not fond of turtles, so you guys can have each other’s back!! 

If you want to draw him something, he can and will frame it in the best frame he can convince Joseph to buy 

Is it gold foil?? Maybe 

Before y’all get together, he pines like no other 

He’ll start frequenting places you go to just because he wants to see you

And he doesn’t think it’s creepy but gets worried that you will 

But he thinks you’re incredible 

It’s something makes him short circuit a bit 

You: :) 

Josuke: Now Playing: Beautiful Girl (Alternate Version) [Tempo Track] - Jimmie Thompson, Gene Kelly & Lennie Hayton (Singin’ In The Rain) (1952) 

#2 is…Johnny!

Southern boye drank his respect women juice after he got shot 

And once he sees you???

He CHUGS it 

First off this is like the late 1880’s so anyone who bathes is probably stellar 

So he, too, has the Joestar Blessing of having Beautiful Girl play on repeat 

But as soon as you start flirting???

He’s GONE 

I mean this in the most literal sense 

He’s a good Christian boye (theoretically) 

So once you talk about dating him he flushes bright red

He’s aware that you’re just flirting, but oh hmmm 

He starts crushing fast 

Plus if you don’t judge him or think he’s weaker for being in a wheelchair? 

Give him a second he’s trying to find a ring 

He might be in a wheelchair but he’s in no way inadequate, if you get what I mean 👀

(who am I kidding, of course you do) 

Considering that memes weren’t much of the thing in the 1800’s if you find some, he probably wouldn’t understand them 

But he does enjoy when you play the piano 

But let’s say there’s a stand attack

And you just bust out knives??? 

instant boner 

#3 is… Joseph!

Flirt, but times two 

Y’all make anyone blush 

No one’s safe 

And with each other??

It can get foul, fast 

Does Lisa Lisa step in?? 

No, not really 

She’s not gonna interfere at Joseph’s chances of getting laid 

Plus she approves so!! 

Catch him trying to flex while you’re around 

Be it him trying to beat Cesar’s ass (and failing) or literally flexing, he wants to impress you 

And while he knows that you’re a flirt for the sake of being one, he also gets a bit nervous when you flirt with others

Especially if he hasn’t confessed, actually confessed, yet

Plus, he’s got a special arm 👀

Y’all know what’s up 

@matchupdomain @peeshposheddie

[clonebro]

The State of the account.

Hello everyone @clonebro here. If you've been following my blog ( I hate calling it that) then you've probably noticed that I have just completely stopped posting since, what was it? 1 or 2 months? Any way,I've decided to come back and tell you all about whats going to happen to this memepage.

(I know most of you are just here for the memes and not my "fun" personality so If you want to skip the lore and reasoning behind my decisions and just get to the change log, scroll to the last paragraph. But I recommend reading the lore)

Now my reasoning and some explaining, over the past month and a half I've been suffering stress over midterms and some depression. Now normally this wouldn't make me just stop posting, I'd probably just be on hiatus again but in addition to that l...you know what? I'll be completely honest, over that time I had been trying to get into art and start drawing. My orginal plan was to get to a point where I could sell my art and use my skill to add to my content, but that was, well, a failure. One thing alot of people dont know about me is that I actually went to an art school...for one year before dropping out. I had my reasons, I wasn't inproving over time, it was expensive and it was more trouble than it was worth. my art teacher wasn't the best and I knew that even if I did graduate, I would be in debt and I knew my art wouldn't be able to support me. So I dropped out and went into zoology and veterinary science (which is where I am now). anyway now you know my tassles with art and how that was a catalyst for what was to become. Years later I found the art of @vivziepop and began working on bettering my art technique and once again I saw very little improvement. I even went to art threads and forums for help (Reddit, 4chan, youtube,tumblr etc.) but those did nor help. I began to talk with @eclecticcoyote about my troubles (I wont diverge into our private conservations but I will give a general overview) he helped just by being there to talk to and I owe him so much. I talked with him about my art and he helped as well. Yet for me, it never felt like enough. I was (and still am) not a strong person (physically or mentality) and I dont have any noticeable skills, both of these I realize are kinda my own fault. I started doubting again and began feeling I wasnt contributing enough, that I wasnt showing my worth, Hell I even got jealous of other creators and their success and acomplishments. Seeing people half my age making content mush better than mine made my blood boil. These factors in combination with stress and emotional strain caused me to shut down, I wasn't enjoying this, I was bored and lacking drive. I know thats not vaild excuse and I'm sorry. But I never had anyone else to talk to other than Electiccoyote about this and my irl friends are either away most of the time or didn't know how to deal with this. Im probably not the person you think i am. Im not this charismatic,edgy sometimes bit of a prick dude who makes memes. Im just a boring man living day to day, waking up with no reason why. I know I'm not special and I know others have faced much worse than me. I just ask you to understand. But I've come back, and I'm not really any stronger, yay. Ive more or less decided to discontinue my pursuits in art, If I cant improve after of training with a professional and two years on my own exploring my own horizons and training by myself, the at this point I dont think it's going to go uphill from here. I just wish i knew better. There may just be a better way Thank you @eclecticcoyote. You were always there for me.

(If you've read this far I thank you from the bottom of my heart, you have no idea how much it means to me.)

Change logs

Anyway, assuming I dont just abandon Tumblr and disappear off the face of the internet, I'm going to make some changes

Memes should continue as normal for the most part, but do expect hiatus every other month

I plan on celebrating my 200 follower milestone soon. I will say thanks to all who have sticked with me. (I dont exactly know how though)

Art is an after thought at the moment, I really want to pursue it and get better but recent events have made it hard to do so.

I've open an ask box (finally). So feel free to ask me questions.

I plan on rebranding my Character/Avatar Roger when I have the time, I've been growing less fond of his design.

Anyway, Thank you for reading and listening I plan on coming back soon. See ya. @clonebro / Justin out.

[sharkurai]

answer questions 1 to 25 >:D

LMAO OMG THATS ALL OF THE QUESTIONS OK HERE WE GOOO

1. Favorite drawing from this year

lol so i actually somehow forgot i never posted it on here and only posted it on twitter but there's this BeatNeku fanfic that I really like and i drew something from it, in one chapter Neku had a nightmare and Beat comforts him ;u; The colouring could have been done better but i'm happy with the pose and their expressions here

when i'm done with this ask post i'll make a new separate post for this art and also link the fic for any beatneku enjoyers out there who have not read it yet

2. least favorite drawing from this year

some of the things i drew for the "draw every Neo character from memory" challenge were absolutely awful lmao, but i'm not going to count that, i'll also not count sketches that i never fully finished

so out of all the coloured arts i did this year, i think this Yew one is my least favourite, he was part of a series of 10 drawings i did and out of all of them, his pose is just the most boring and he also got stuck in a job outfit i just don't like as much as the others

3. first drawing from this year

there's absolutely no way this one is actually the first, i'm SURE i must have doodled Byleth at least once in the Jan-Feb time period before Bravely Default 2 released, but i must not have saved any of them to my laptop, so here's a sketch of Seth in the Beastmaster job lol

(in game he says "ya-haar!!" like a pirate a lot so i thought it'd be funny if he said "nya-haar" when wearing the cat hood lmao)

4. favorite character you've drawn

i love my boy Neku so much

5. favorite little detail in a drawing you did

the way i drew Seth's scarf here, for once i actually drew clothes folding in a believable way lol

6. longest a drawing has taken to finish

dang i never actually keep track lol.. many hours

7. most popular drawing

the Byleth birthday art was a big hit on twitter

8. underrated drawing you did

i really liked this Astrologian Tiz that i did, but it only ever got 7 notes, while the uncoloured sketch version has 26 lol

this has happened with some of my other stuff too, i guess my sketches just look better than my coloured arts lmao

9.any new art mediums youve tried (or overall styles if you havent tried new mediums)

not sure if this really counts as trying a new style, but i've noticed that when i started drawing more twewy fanart i sometimes end up doing thicker lineart on my drawings lol

aside from that though i don't think i experimented much this year

10. favorite art medium

pencil and markers

11. artist(s) that influenced/inspired your art style

not sure about this one, i guess the general style of whatever fandom i'm in ends up influencing my style a bit when i start drawing the characters from it a lot

12. fandom youve drawn the most for

last year this answer would have been Fire Emblem, but for 2021 only the fandom i drew most is probably Bravely Default, though TWEWY is defo catching up lol

13. favorite fandom to make fanart of

Bravely and TWEWY, an answer that probably surprises absolutely no one lol

i do still like to draw Byleth Fremblem sometimes tho, even if not as often as i used to

14. how many drawings did you complete this year

28, if i counted correctly and didn't forget anything

15. any upcoming planned drawings

i really want to draw another mega soft cuddling BeatNeku kinda like the one i did in the first answer, after being stuck in Inverted Shinjuku alone for 3 years Neku is probably sO TOUCH STARVED HE NEEDS SO MANY HUGS AND I WILL MAKE SURE HE GETS THEM

16. favorite piece of art from someone else (if you have one)

THERE'S TOO MANY

17. favorite oc/sona drawing

i barely ever draw OC content but there was this ikea shark meme that i redrew with my oc Reiko

18. any art events youve participated in

i only ended up drawing for 1 day but there was a BeatNeku Week event on twitter

19. any collabs youve done/would want to do

i'm too shy for collabs :'D

20. what do you think youve improved on the most over the past year

this year i've drawn better poses i think

21. what do you want to work on the most next

i want to work on expressions more, i think the way i draw faces is cute, but sometimes my drawings lack a certain amount of energy maybe?

22. what are you best at drawing/doing (ex: youre good at lineart, or drawings hands, etc.)

despite having just said i need to improve more on it, the head/face is what i draw best, everything below the neck can be a real struggle for me, which is why sometimes i'm only in the mood to draw busts lol

though i have also been told i'm good at drawing armour by some discord friends whenever i show them my Dragoon Seth stuff

23. favorite pose youve drawn

i might have twisted his spine a bit too much but i'm still really happy with how the pose looks on this one

i really like this one too, probably the most dynamic pose i've drawn ever lol

24. what do you like most about your art style

it's cute, there's a lot of things i want to improve with my art, but it being cute is one thing that does make me genuinely happy about the style i have

25. best advice youve recieved this year or something new you learned about art

sometimes i'll see a post that gives off a vibe of just not giving a fuck and i actually find those pretty inspirational lol

the ones like this or that are like "post sketches!! who tf cares if you don't finish everything!! post it anyway!!!" or i remember seeing one that was like "i may not be a great artist but i've got hands and a pencil and i WILL make that everyone else's problem" thats the kind of energy i want to have lmao

it can be really disappointing to not get the numbers you wanted on a piece you worked hard on but i try to remind myself in the end that as long as i had fun drawing something it was worth the effort even if it doesn't get much attention

[kurithedweeb]

I was seven when it started. Real stupid way to find out your parents are getting divorced, hearing them think about it at family dinner.

But you know what you do with powers, you keep them secret. I've read all the comics. I know they're unrealistic, if anyone did all that they would in all likelyhood and probability die. I'm no hero, I didn't do anything growing up and I still don't now that I'm twenty.

I did do martial arts, but not the point.

I'm a biology major, not a superhero.

So here I sit in a lecture in which I already know all the content, basically scrolling through thoughts. Typical questioning romance, study notes, event planning, memes . . . Oh, mental concept sketch.

Intricate lines and character traits. Planning what to add next. Erasing, redrawing. Everything was so--

Beautiful, the thought is just a whisper in my mind. Like a word under my breath.

Not a moment after it forms in my mind, someone's head slams into their desk. I look up, wiping away the illusion of a digital screen of other's thoughts. Some kid to my left three rows in front of me is frantically trying to cover up something on the paper in front of him, looking around in confusion.

I, uh-- thanks? That's not my voice though. Someone else--

I stare at thee back of that kid's head. He can . . . Was that him? Did he just respond? I opened up the mental panel again, like a fake holographic screen in front of me, looking through the thoughts around me until I find that one thought. I isolate the source, looking through his thoughts.

His name is Jackson Illias. He's twenty-one, only a year older than me, and apparently from Texas. I don't have to dig very far, his thoughts are rather unguarded. Not a mind reader like me. Then how did he hear me?

You can hear me? I asked. No one's ever been able to hear me.

I-- I guess so? he said. God, I'm a wreck, I'm sorry.

Not God. Just a kid in a boring class, listening to whatever will stop me from being bored.

Just a kid in class, he muttered. Are you in my class right now?

Yeah. I crossed my arms on my desk, nestling my head into the crook of my elbow. I watched him as he went back to drawing. I really like your sketch, you're really talented.

Thanks. He paused, resting his chin on his fist. It's nìce to not have to talk with sign language whenever I wanna say something.

Mute? I asked, seeing him shake his head ever so slightly. He nodded at what I thought of next, Deaf? Huh. Teach me sign language some time?

Sure, he agreed. Who are you? Maybe we can meet up after class.

Look to your right, three rows back, I told him. He glanced over his shoulder and I gave a small wave. Hello, Jackson. I'm Chrissy.

Nice to meet you, Chrissy.

[hoardingthoughts]

Hello stranger. Welcome. Welcome to my weird weird weird weird life. Are you browsing on my timeline? Or did you just accidentally come across this post? Don't follow me. I know you'll read this, then you'll think eh, you'll continue scrolling down again, move on with your life, my post lost into the oblivion. You'll probably forget me, forget that you ever read this post or knew my name. But don't care. I just want you to know, if you're interested. So my name is Chloe. I was born on June 15, two thousand something. Won't tell. But I'm pretty young. I'm a teenager as of March 24, 2021. I'm a highschool student. I live in the Philippines. I'm living in Metro Manila, the city of Parañaque to be exact. I hate this place, and I'm looking forward to leaving soon. Where am I going? To Puerto Princesa. To Palawan. To my birthplace. It's a province in the Philippines. It's a city, technically. But it's less urban. Beautiful, beautiful place. You should come someday. Anyway, I love reading. I love food. In fact, I'm obsessed with it, but I try to control myself, and it sucks. I'm shy, socially anxious, but I really like friends. Socializing is exhausting for me, but I enjoy it anyway. It sounds contradictory, I know. But I love having friends. I love being surrounded by people. People are just so fun, though I admit a great lot of them always bores me. A person or two once told me that I have weird taste in people. That is true. My friends are usually full of surprises. They're the kind of people who always do things that surprise me. I'm tired of being with people who are just so.. boring, you know? People who don't have anything sepcial to offer. Anyway, I like my friends. They're fun and amusing. It's like subscribing to a very creative youtube channel that uploads unusual but entertaining content. It keeps me curious, keeps me entertained. So enough about my friends. I'm a sweet tooth. I crave sweet things a lot, and it's difficult especially when I'm trying to stay fit and healthy and all. Ugh, what else... I've run out of things to say about myself. Cats and rabbits are cute, they're my fav animals. I'm not fond of dogs. I'm not close to my family. I have an interest in photography. I used to dream about becoming a flight attendant, a mechatronics engineer, an astronaut, now I don't have an ambition. I like art. I draw sometimes. I'm not good at it, but I like it, though I find drawing frustrating. I have so many good visions and images and scenarios and faces that I imagine and make up in my head, but I just don't have the talent to make a manifestation of them, to draw them as close to what I imagine as possible. (Have you seen that meme "when your brain has art ideas, but your hands don't know how"?) I imagine a very handsome guy, then I decide to draw him, me being all excited and smug, then my drawing turns out to be so fucking disappointing and different from what I imagined. So I throw that drawing away, bury and store my amazing vision of that handsome man into the depths of my memories, then think, “when I grow up and become talented enough in art, I will definitely come back for that vision, and draw it.” Anyway. How do I look like? At the moment I have short hair (shoulder length). Somehow thin. I won't say I'm incredibly pretty. Just average. But there have been times in my life when people (besides relatives) told me that I'm beautiful. Whenever I feel ugly, or whenever I feel so unsure of my appearance and I don't know how I should look at myself anymore, I just remind myself that when I was in seventh grade, a handsome classmate of mine once said that I was pretty. He was probably just messing with me, but whatever. Hmmm. What else to say. Actually there's a lot, lot lot lot lot, but I'm so sleepy it's 6pm already god. And yes I get sleepy that early. My sleep schedule is 7-3. 3-7 on weekends. Joke. I'm just bored. Maybe I'm boring, too? And unspecial. Got nothing interesting to give. Maybe that's why I dislike myself. Remember that I told you I don't like people who are boring? Yeah. So. Yeah. Goodbye.