#IDCIDCIDCIDC

[throwmethroughawindow]

my pussy is meowing hissing and spitting at this image btw, Dabi is so fucking HOT😩😩😩🩷🩷🩷 IDCIDCIDC THAT HES BURNT

[phasebun]

Paemon//Bhaalist//Loves Puzzles//"Solene's Pet"

~ Finds "Roasted Dwarf" typically too greasy, prefers a nice sauté

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[alien-girl-21]

I was getting in the mood for writing smut and then I check fucking tumblr and have been booping people and now I can't keep writing 😭😭😭

[zo1nkss]

I wish there was a tag or common phrase I could blacklist to stop fucking seeing "Ed can't read" bullshit lmfao

[seullovesme]

idfc, i'll be over here defending seulrene will my life and ima take that to the grave idcidcidcidc

[joonberriess]

agree with user hyunjinswifeee, but please remember that this hasn't been ongoing since october 2023. it's been 75 years of genocide for palestinians :)

yes bc it has been happening since 1967, if not maybe earlier around 1945 ish but pls correct me if im wrong! this isn’t new and idk why people are so shocked or saying they didn’t know. like y’all don’t realize they’re being colonized and killed off bc their oppressors think they have the right to exist on THEIR land. it’s a genocide, not a fucking war or political “conflict” like the media wants to portray as such. INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE BEING SLAUGHTERED. generations are being WIPED like they still want to say “w-well i support both sides” BITCH UR STUPID, idcidcidcidc FREE PALESTINE TILL I DIE. 🇵🇸🇵🇸

[melancholysway]

What would the 2007 turtles be like around s/o's little sibling? They're only 12 years old. Would they play with them or something?

Omg!

This is so cute & a quick write!

TMNT 2007 Headcanons: How They Would React to your Sibling!

Leonardo

Dad vibes 100000%

Not really the play type, that’s more Mikey and Donnie's thing

He tries to be a good role model, though, not all the time

He's extremely sweet to your sibling, but don't get it twisted, he's not a pushover

unlike Donnie and Mikey who cave in at the first sign of pressure, and Raph who lets your sibling do anything they desire, Leo's the more level-headed one

"That seems dangerous...oh! how about we do xyz instead? Is that okay?"

He's also a really good talker. he knows how to talk to your 12 year old sibling. Not like a child, or a full-grown adult, either. He talks to them with respect, dignity.

tries to get them to be a mini-leonardo for some odd reason- but in a cute way! He'll suggest small things like a short meditation lesson or something like that.

Leo also is an avid tea drinker, he might try and get your sibling to try it. WILL show off his big tea box and talk about it for HOURSSS if given the chance.

Raphael

Omg

The fun divorced auntie with no time for b.s that slides you money at the BBQ

no but seriously Raph is a cool guy, would probably get them into some devious shenanigans (if you allow it)

Likes to take them out on a bike ride, THATS his version of fun for a kid

Teaches them to whoop some ass always

Will join in if Mikey is playing video games with your sibling!

If your sibling is pretty quiet, he tries to get them to talk,

"So, uh, sup, kid?" Raph thinks he's not good with the youngters. But, trust me, kids would look up to Raph.

if your sibling had to pick a favorite, its a high chance it'll be raph.

Will try to get your sibling into sports or something masculine that's not something they're normally into. He'll find a way to make it interesting for them.

is an anchor for your sibling to let all their aggression out. If they need to vent or aren't feeling the best, raph seems to be the guy they go to. If anyone knows what it's like to not grasp their emotions, it's raphael.

So, it's a blessing to have Raph around for those moments! It makes going to the Lair very rewarding knowing that theres a turtle that has the same emotion troubles <3

ilove2007raph omfg.

Donatello

Omg

"You got games on your phone?" - your sibling, to Donnie

ALWAYS lets your sibling play computer games and shows them all the very illegal sites to watch free movies that are brand new

shows them how to use a VPN for said sites

he's the tutor. If your sibling has a big test coming up, Donnie will be more than happy to help

explains math and science really well,

leo is the english guy (i hc he's a bookworm idcidcidcidc debate ya mother)

Him and your sibling play roblox and minecraft together and nobody can tell me otherwise. Donnie is 10000% a sucker for minecraft and roblox.

like just picture donnie aggressively typing in-game after a probably 8 year old just called him a doo-doo head and having the best comeback only for roblox to do the "*************"

donnie loves minecraft, this is a fact. It has calming music, great ambiance, and he would love to just create a world and play online with your sibling and build a few things! It's super cute, and i just know your sibling would love gaming time with donnie

Michelangelo

Omg

yall thought raph was the only hip auntie?

this is the auntie who vows to be single the rest of her life and is carefree as fuck. the one who always makes the best potato salad

that auntie

anyway, mikey works with kids, so...

self-explanatory

he hopes and prays that your sibling isn't like the ones that beat him to a pulp at the parties he hosts

he gets along with them pretty well! Mikey is always down for skateboarding or something that involves fucking up raph's day. Either one gives him satisfaction

will teach your sibling how to use a board no questions asked he's so dedicated to teach them t

the devious duo- Raph has no idea your sibling is in on the pranks done to him, which makes it even funnier! your sibling will distract Raph while Mikey does his magic, and poof! Raph's day is ruined, and now Donnie has to go calm his brother down from beating his baby brother to a pulp

if your sibling isn't into video games, no worries! It's entertaining to watch Mikey play them, he explains what's happening and the context, so it's easier for them to understand.

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[hyvkaluv]

FINALLY finished alabasta arc to say pell and chaka were definitely in love idcidcidcidc

[judeschoices]

Immortal Desires Chapter 15 Spoiler

The perfect description for this man 🤣💜💜💜 screw it, I’m skipping ahead and writing from Cas’s POV IDCIDCIDCIDC 😭💜 I’m so soft rn, a literal marshmallow

[throwmethroughawindow]

the asl brothers are so dense about women liking them going from Luffy being the most, Sabo in the middle and Ace being the least. Idcidcidcidc, no one can change my my mind😛

[keepinit-g]

Rupaul's Drag Race will always be my number 1 show, right next to Glee 🙂. Idcidcidcidc.

[reasoncourt]

Not only would Logan murder all of us for asserting that two (TWO) of his sons want to bone his general counsel, but he’d murder us all over again for calling his yacht a boat.

How could logan be surprised by that tho 😭 it’s gerri … didn’t connor suggest even logan had a thing for her at one point? Like i’m so sorry that we’re asserting that two (TWO) of your sons have taste and this inspires homicidal rage in you

But you know… i actually don’t know that logan would have a stick up his ass about it being a yacht. It would be hilarious if he did. And that would be all the more reason to call it a boat. But when you’re that rich I think you end up not caring really. Everyone knows it’s a fancy boat, you’re not really proving anything by insisting it’s a yacht. So you wouldn’t get mad at someone calling it a boat. I think it’s mainly the people who are making themselves go broke just to own a boat who are the ones who will insist you must call it a yacht💀. Bc the yacht is their entire personality. They’re the guy with the yacht. And it’s fun to make those guys mad. In fact, take it a step further than just calling it a boat if you encounter this guy - mess up the name of their boat. And if the name is clearly meant to be a pun, just keep telling them you don’t get it until they explode. And when you do get it, look disappointed that you don’t find it that funny (I worked at a sail club for a summer so I can be very nautically passive aggressive when it comes to customer service sjsjsjsj)

anyways fwiw my brother used to be super involved in yacht racing so i just associate one boat with yachts for my own stupid reasons shsjsjjs and logan can ead bc if he’s not the one sailing then it is a boat to me and i will take the risk of murder idcidcidcidc 😭

[harryssweatcreaturee]

SATELLITE HITS THE SPOT IDCIDCIDCIDC

[rhosgobelbun]

that gif set of harry styles is gonna have me reading one d fanfic idcidcidcidc

[grvyrd-princess]

from now on i will b being unhinged asf always idcidcidcidc