#IM COOOOKED

[mail-me-a-snail]

hey buddy. im an engineer. that means i create clones. not people, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy in relation to the human soul. i created clones of red team!

i constantly lie to my teammates and say im a clone, too, so that they stay loyal to me and the builder's league. take for instance this perfectly replicated killing machine little ol blu sniper: designed by me, built by me, and you best hope...nothing like you.

a little bit of my blu engie thoughts between comms :-)

[bigidiotenergytm]

i see ur freaky requests..........................

give me time to cook okay-

[fruitsofhell]

Something super valuable about studying history, especially back into ancient times is having an appreciation for how enduring humanity is. Like yeah yeah in the cosmic or geologic or evolutionary schemes we're insignificant, but we have also been through a lot, of our own making and of nature just throwing shit at us. When you think of history as extending back to before modern conceptions of a state or people or culture, and extend your definition of society to more than what resembles nation-states and continental empires, you realize we have been everywhere for very long time, and its hard to really imagine an earth without us.

Even if everything gets fucked to shit by late-stage capitalism or like some random disaster people will live on. Maybe not in super-consumerist mega societies, but there will still be idiots gathering around a fire somewhere to laugh at each others jokes, someone playing with their pet. People will still want to sing and make images on the wall and imagine things. People have lived under wraps of lovingly made cloths in deserts, peoples have lived proudly on horseback on rolling steps, people have found peace and community living in flooding rainforests, people have just been making it even in what may seem to be extreme conditions. So many cultures tell of surviving a world-ending flood, so many cultures declared themself the endstate of history only to become chapters in our textbooks - we fucking endure!

And realizing that even these extremes of societal and ecological collapse have been endured, I can be kinda chill about the fact that nothing will ever be over so we should never actually stop trying to hold together. Holding together doesn't have to mean keeping up an incredibly wasteful and/or inefficient society, it just means doing our best to survive and help those around us. This is not to dismiss the massive amounts of human suffering that come with societal upheaval, but as I am trying to say, focus on helping your neighbor instead of woeing over that which was always destined to fall beginning to fall.

People are more valuable than concepts. Be kind to yourself and others. And uh. If America or something collapses press F to pay respects and think about the cool mythology we'll get to invent about it.

[omniphilic]

i did not died

i am working on the fic i swears it

[phoebastria-albatrus]

oeoeoeoe the joints (cartilage type). They ache

[dandysworldhcs]

the craft siblings cod be fish in a birdcage coded if we tried hard enough, LET ME COOOOK

so mods probablylyyy saw my spiel abt the craft siblings from a few days ago. tldr for people who didn’t read it: goob has cycled through a lot of handlers due to being seen as “higher maintenance” for his disabilities, and scraps has always been there for comfort and support.

so. to the song.

the lines “Im a fish inside a birdcage, my brother always sings me songs. With his beak he tries to soothe me; he makes me feel that i belong.” are mostly what im picking this up from. Goob struggles, Scraps has always been there to reassure him, even if she’s seen as “normal”, “like the others.” She belongs, whale he feels he does not.

now, there are more lines that fit, but im skipping straight to the chorus.

“So carry me through these walls, brother of mine. Show me the world outside, it has to be true, im counting on you, to be my wings and my eyes”

The world outside probably being.. everyfin the other toons can do, and being treated normally instead of infantalized. But that last 3 lines r REALLLLY what get me

he’s gullible, he’s counting on her. His lazy eye, his arms. PLEASEEEEE

sorry this was yappy and I probably cod have explained this better but im ill about these siblings and my english isn’t englishing well GULP

this is gonna sound wrong to anyone who doesn’t know but rule #34 by them goes SO hard🔥

HOLLYY FUCKKK RULE #4 MENTIONED ANON I LOVE YOU -daz/scott

[remotus11]

IM COOOOKING BROTHERS

This is Safari, zebrican spy sent to locate and destroy Stables and other strategical equestrian objects.

Edit: lowered the eye a little bit and added highlight to forehead.

[commanders-quarters]

Since the tentacles were basically the only exposed flesh that his body had, they were a bit more… delicate, compared to other areas. Denewiah seems far from relaxed under the touch, but it appears he’s allowing it to happen, albeit begrudgingly. “Hmph.”

It nods in confirmation. “Yes, that part is my receiver. So, if you are to make phone calls with me- which I do NOT recommend, it’d effectively look like you’re speaking into my ‘nose’.” he elaborated to give a visual.

Tartar isn’t entirely certain… why? It’s letting this happen? Maybe this was the most personal attention he’d gotten in weeks? Who knows.

You're cute! Does that speaker work? I can check it for you (idk what I'm doing xD)

It produces a response almost instantly, like it wishes to hasten the interaction as much as possible. “Yes, I assure you my speaker is fully operational.” it stated flatly.

A soft ding is emitted from him. He just considered that you might be attempting to flirt with him. And with that conclusion in mind, he leans back with his arms now crossed at his chest, the ink above his left eye imitating a raised brow of bemusement.

“When you say my speaker, are you perhaps referring to… this?” Tartar asked, grappling the funnel-shaped receiver that was suspended by a thick chord, holding it up towards you.

Upon closer inspection, you realize that this is what his voice is coming out of. “Or this?” it mused, tapping an inky claw to the rim of metal that sat beneath its eyes.

“Many, and I mean many people confuse that particular piece on my face for my speaker, due to its shape and how it moves.” he explained with some amusement towards the misconception.

He gave his speaker a little shake before letting it dangle by its cord again. “If you are going to… flirt with me, I would hope you at least have a basic understanding of my base anatomy.

Checking my parts is a bit… intimate, though, yes? I much prefer allowing my Elites to handle such things.”

Well… at least it’s not agitated by your advance.

[orphiccrowns]

hai everyone so turns out i have a crush on someone and i am going to go and kill my self!!! :DD

i have no chance, too omg im so cooooked

[conchaceptive]

the theory that lady ito is mizu's biological mother isn't TOO crazy...

- she DOES look like mizu

- mizu is perfect in all of our eyes but it's acknowledged that lady ito does sick evil shit. and mizu like kills people and stuff but what if the urge for violence is genetic

mizu has every right to kill people but lady ito is just twisted. i hope we see more of her character ( i dont think many people are talking about it ) and im pretty damn sure we will, seeing as she plays a big role behind the shogunate.

and let me not say just twisted, cos there are reasons why people dont act right. i wanna see what made HER fucked up. if i could pity fowler for his famine story i sure as hell could sympathize with lady ito should we get the chance to know of her earlier years in s2 or the next coming seasons ( tho it would make sense for s2 seeing as akemi's gonna be doing bosslady stuff. lady ito is gonna be in vry close proximity to akemi ).

in one of the posts about this theory, someone said that she could have had that maid take care of mizu so that she can save face... but if you think about it. she also had wanted mizu to LIVE. if it turns out to be true it'd be so. GOOD cos it'd further present how women get so hurt and fucked up by men and a male-led society, and in different ways. there's so many ways to get angry and so many ways to be angry but it's so fucking simple cos it comes down to one thing and that's how men are not shit. we've seen the angry daughter and i love it and you love it. but we'd be fed so fucking goooooodddd if they gave us a strict mother. cos every strict mother has been an angry daughter. if it turns out to be true, i want to see what made lady ito fucking angry.

yadayada all those prosy textposts on this websites about the complexity of mothers and daughters and mothers and daughters and HOW and WHAT and WHY mothers and daughters that break my heart stupid. but bes stans need to open their eyes and open their mouths so they can let ladyitoisactuallymizu'smom truthers COOOOK .

or i may be on a real ass note like delusional

but do you see my vision

[foreseers-flower]

bro if sunday reruns with phainon like theyre saying im cooooked lmfao

[luckyyyduckyyy]

Sigh... What are you hyperfixating on now... /silly /pos

SOB.... PHANTOM ISLAND.... ALSO THE EXACT SAME 2 ALBUMS I KEEP GETTING STUCK IN A LOOP ON... But I already rambled about those.

I'll put my ramblings below the cut so people can scroll past easy if they want <3

Have some recent KGLW autism word vomit. I'm so excited for their new album coming out sometime soon that I am trying to at least predict some lore connections or get an idea of the type of album it may be through what I find.

Dang the spotify preview plays past my favorite part uoghhhh

They usually only release singles as either a sneek peek into their next album or as a hint/connection to the next album, which is why I'm going so insane over the details I'm noticing. Plus phantom Island just COOOOKS

LIKE ALL THE INSTRUMENTS IN PHANTOM ISLAND MATCHES THE INSTRUMENTS IN THE PREVIEW OF THEIR NEXT ALBUM COVER... IM NOT CRAZY ITS GONNA HAPPEN!!!! MY LOREEEEE

I REFUSE TO IGNORE THE MOUNTAINS LOOKING LIKE MIND FUZZ'S BUT ALSO FEELING LIKE ITS IN MOTU'S STYLE

WAITTTT TELL ME THAT THE BIRDS IN THE SKY ARE VULTURES PLEASE I NEED NONAGON LORE CONNECTIONS

Or they might be rats again to ref B741 BUT I CAN DREAM

[brainrotisseriechicken]

for people who vote based on keeping pdip out i get it. i fucking hate them as much as everyone else and im not about to do a lesser of two evils thing here because im not that stupid.

i am specifically adressing the idea that a KIM majority court is preferable to the usual pdip 20% majority. it is NOT. it's forcing pdip to be the only opposition to the coalition and that's not a good thing

functionally it's handing a whole bunch of votes to pdip given the fact that they're the only choice for people who wouldn't prefer whatever shitshow dpr is cooking up and if pdip is the better option in any given scenario we are COOOOKED

[gaytranszoro]

i do need to get caught up with one piece reasonably soon bcoz if they reveal what the one piece is and im not caught up im COOOOKED. absolutely FINISHEDD.

[earlysunshines]

girlfriend in laws is just perfect lolol #girlfriends!!!

about the nickname, you can call me elozin :)) because is what sometimes my friends call me (and i really get happy when they call me that), pero you can call me pretty spidergirl or querida spidergirl too! i really don't mind it, if you continue being mine, that's all i need ;)

the same for na author, my beloved girlfriend, im really happy for that spoiler with sana! you're cooking!! let she cooks!!!

man, i gave it a try to drake and i liked it, surprisingly! sza voice is just amazing! then i listened to bad bunny too! i really liked unpreview and monaco!! but a latin artist that i listen to is ozuna!! te volvi a probar tu boca no pierde el sabor a caramelo oh oh :]]

from your spidergirlfriend (in law) anon!

ps: dude... guapita anon is just going even bolder than me kajsiwjsiw (not complaining, it just... no girl ever went far like you ;))

I think it's so funny how na author was giggling about pretty web anon and me being romantics characters, but na author... you're one of the romantic character too! remember, my girl, you're the one who brought us together!

elozin is a beautiful name, lovely like you.

i liked the bad bunny one too it was good and usually i’m not a fan of his songs 😭 but he cooooked

speaking of music that’s in spanish i’ve been listening to luis miguel and the maria’s a lot LOL

your girl? awww how sweet, guess i’m the matchmaker and caught in between hahaha

[badlydrawndave]

What beats are yoou cooooking up booooss man?

im cookin up all of them at once all at the same time