Kid Leo comes offering cookies!!! Mikey made them special for the tournament!! They're chocolate chip!!
hi i had no idea the au was in another tournament lmao
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omg spotify brought back the heart but this isnt the simple heart icon we all know and love 💔
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on the topic of him, if you think im nice to miguel, re-evaluate (lighthearted truth)
before you're questioning what i mean. i promise you. its a couples thing to bully each other ok. he'd fuss for genuinely no reason because he likes seeing me a little annoyed and then i'd nick him right in the back and suddenly im the one laughingn
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okay initial shock wore off im laughingn so hard hello. whats ticking the meter off for that king pls lmk im cackling
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Psst, milk is basically garlic but for bullets.
HEY TEM WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Congratulations! You're a little bitch."
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ray: *says that*
len: what the fcuk
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there’s this, . Oh my god there’s this fucking video where Kylie Jenner’s like doing a house tour or some shit and she turns on the light in Stormi’s room anj fucking sings I’m Barely hanging on guys
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Lmao the dentist booked me for my next appointment on 4/20 and me, non smoker, was like “aw damn on a holiday?” before i realized
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the marchand baby suckles charadaddy's thicc tiddy for nutrients in order to grow into a healthy bruin. marchand babies will finally detach from said tiddy when they have become strong enough and nose large enough to become a rat
and thats the story of how the universe was populated
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