was rewatching "meet the spy" earlier and oh. my. god.
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Only motivation to go to work is so I can buy library of ruina . No romantic motivation, no platonic I just wanna understand why Roland is Like That
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Ok there's this guy who's a dancer for pop singers' tour called Jan Ravnik and he's like soooo hot and he has the "I know I'm hot" attitude ( if you look his IG on his last post, the third slide, you will know what I'm talking about) that fuck me pleaseeeee
💌 : i’m giggling bc the way we thirst over the most random men, fkslspslslslsl.
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IM WATCHING THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE WITH MY OLDER SIS AND SAID HOT WHEN BOWSER CAME ON SCREEN
I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY IT OUT LOUD! SHE WONT STOP LOOKING AT ME WHEN HE COMES ON SCREEN NOOWWW AAAHHHHHH
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It's actually insane that I'm obsessed with timothee chalamet because of a role HE HAS NEVER PLAYED
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He’s like when you try to make ur Skyrim character as hot as possible and this is the closest you can get
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he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.
except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?
at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.
except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.
about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.
he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.
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okay but jjk somnophilia is like
gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru
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nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento
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geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru
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Hoooollllyyyy shit. I Just like rn as in this second... found out... that tyler from wednesday... WAS GAYYY. and alllll this smut with tyler x reader is showing up and I just cant rn.( I'm happy for him tho) 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😳😳
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