#YASSS MY BESTIES

[karvviie]

spreading my he/she/they locus agenda

[handydandyandi]

i’m sorry but it’s insane that in the span of 24 hours, penelope:

• nearly got proposed to

• had the intended proposal rudely AND PUBLICLY interrupted by her bestie (and crush but whatever)

•got ghosted by her situationship/future possible husband at a BALL (public humiliation IS penelope’s middle name, after all)

•leaves ball in a state of embarrassment (poor thing)

•gets CHASED TF DOWN by COLIN BRIDGERTON. ON FOOT, MIND YOU.

•colin all but forces himself inside her carriage (in the most gentlemanly way possible)

•her long-time-childhood-crush basically says “hey um i can’t stop thinking about u and i like u can u tell me u like me back PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL”

•gets fingerbanged to high heavens

•gets an ACTUAL proposal from the man that isn’t her suitor or her friend but is a secret THIRD thing

•announces said engagement to her situationship’s family and proceeds to get called a fake bitch by her future sister-in-law

•writes a damn whistledown column AND publishes it BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP

•her mom yells at her and essentially accuses her of being slutty and sneaky

•colin “im so in love and im totally normal about it” bridgerton says “oh btw i got us a house haha and my servants will be coming later with all my stuff that i packed up last night lol im so normal and casual about this and i definitely didn’t stay up all night twirling my hair and giggling over the fact that im marrying my bestie”

•mr. fingerbang announces he is in love w her

•mr. fingerbang seduces her and they have beautiful, intimate, wonderful couch sex

•girly pop gets PREGNANT

•guilt is eating her alive bc she is like “fuckkkkk im whistledown and i HAVE TO TELL COLIN he deserves complete and utter honesty” and then colin basically is like “no time for talking! time to make ourselves at home!” essentially leaving penelope on the lounge like “😀”

•is shoved into a carriage (this time with the curtains drawn, just in case if colin needs to play a lil penelope piano obvs) and gets the news that the queen has started a Lady Whistedown woman hunt and her fiancé goes “omg slay yasss fuck lady whistledown”

•colin then proceeds to be like “pookie u wanted to tell me something earlier??? what was it???” and pen is just like fuck he HATES whistedown… “nothing!!!” and colin being young and dumb and in love he is like “ok :D <3”

•penelope then WRITES AND DISTRIBUTES ANOTHER WHISTLEDOWN COLUMN

Moral of the story is: Penelope Featherington is the strongest woman ever and i’m not surprised that she ended up fainting at her engagement party bc she needed a NAP

[jpnriikicore]

── sports car ( smau )

paring lando norris x musician!reader ( masterlist )

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bestie ilysm

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alexandrasaintmleux the outfit suited you so well for the billboards

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bestie wooo 🍸🍸

tatemcrae finally out of hidden hillsss

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bestie martin’s friend was cute 🙈

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[thealmostthursday]

beautiful strawpage art sub dump <3333 so lovely yays yasss and then slay!!!! made some cutesie little doodles in response to two of them <333 they made me happy!!!

and check the doodle bestie on xitter ( @/L0HEAVENLY_ ) made for me of mello and luxury!!! so adorable <333333

link 2 my strawpage!!

[traumadumpling]

I love women in the "yasss girl power! slay bestie!" way, as well as the "please sit on my face way" way

[nyxiewentmissing]

facts abt my tadc au

-Ragatha was partially blind before the circus—hence her button eye. She can see out of it, but not as well as her normal eye.

-Ragatha is the closest to abstracting out of the whole cast lol

-jesterdoll/ragapom & zangle/google

-Jax and Zooble are the type of besties that have mean humor with each other

-Jax x keys lmaoao

-the cast all have trauma from before the circus that they can remember at least somewhat (bc angst my beloved) , especially Jax and Ragatha

-Pomni, Ragatha and Jax are besties

-Kinger and Gangle are besties

–the “asshole” that Jax normally displays is not his actual personality. He’s actually a scared a$s little kid

              mental illnesses yasss

Pomni: GAD (generalized anxiety disorder), depression, ASD, PTSD, epilepsy, agoraphobia, panic disorder

Gangle: bipolar, PTSD, APD (avoidant personality disorder), 

Jax: depression, BPD, NPD, PTSD, anger issues, IED (Intermittent explosive disorder),  ODD (Oppositional defiant disorder), CD (Conduct disorder)

Zooble: depression, gender dysphoria, PTSD, ASPD, an ED (will decide which one later on)

Kinger: PPD (paranoid personality disorder), PTSD, OCD

(both mlp au & tadc au are UNFINISHED!!)

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

bestie what’s your beef with what the river knows 👀 please do full spoilers it’s on my tbr!

YOU CANNOT ATTEMPT TO WRITE A BOOK CRITIQUING COLONIAL ARCHAEOLOGY IN EGYPT AND MAKE YOUR PROTAGONIST A RICH SPANISH ARGENTINIAN AKA A MEMBER OF THE FORMER COLONIAL RULING CLASS!!!! AND SAY ACTUALLY IT'S OK WHEN SHE DOES IT!!! listen to me Lindsay listen to me apparently some authors think colonialism isn't real when it's not done by English speakers what if. I lost my shit.

ALSO listen ok listen. No one is as cartoonishly evil as the one evil guy in this was in his very first conversation with our protagonist. He was like hmm did you know I think women are weak and also Egyptians are inferior to the English? And then stole shit from her and it's like where is the subtle insidious nature of widely accepted racism???? Where is the realism?? Why does it feel like this book is written as Baby's First Introduction To The Evils Of Colonialism And Misogyny?????? GIRL WE'VE BEEN KNEW

also frankly. Listen I hate female protagonists who make genuinely stupid decisions and it's held up as girlboss. She's like oh damn my parents are missing I'm going to travel to Egypt with NO PLANS with NO FRIENDS with NO EXPECTATIONS and like if she really felt driven to it FINE but no one's going to be doing that like yasss slay queen! That's going to be terrifying! Make it feel conflicted! Please!!!! Not a girlboss moment!

She meets a British man in his twenties btw and immediately insults him and blames him fully for British colonialism and like listen I'm completely on board with the politics but that is just a guy why are we being like this. he's just a guy. He's not The British Government.

But also what really annoyed me, frankly, is that our protagonist (fully cannot remember her name) has extremely modern liberal politics regarding women, race, Colonialism, class, etc. but the thing is that she IS from the ruling elite in the late 1800s. She's extremely wealthy, she's given an unexpected amount of control over her own life, she has servants. And ok to me, if people are served by the status quo they need a reason to want to break it. And we're never told why she does. The current system works specifically for her and her parents, there's no reason for her to hear alternate opinions and we're never told that she does or how she does, so her entire politics feel very empty because it's like the author wanted to have her cake and eat it too - she wanted an unproblematic modern character but to not have to deal with actual realities of how one becomes progressive. I know a lot of people who have this approach about modern day btw, they're like oh OBVIOUSLY we all agree on this one thing because that's The Good Opinion but it's still like no, you got that opinion from somewhere, probably the people around you. But in the book it never addresses at all where she and her parents got those opinions and it just feels a bit hollow.

Basically it's just not fun! And it's not original! And it's about a girl with no unique features as a YA protagonist who thinks like someone from 2024 but exists in 1884 and is somehow excused from the fact she is also complicit in a colonial system so she can show her anti-colonial girlbossery! Also the male protagonist is obsessed with her immediately but in the most boring predictable way possible he's so bland I'm sorry.

This isn't even getting into the fact it's weirdly paced and the mystery is kinda stupid, I frankly don't know if it redeems itself in that regard because I didn't finish but yeah it kinda sucked.

[papahumpapumpa]

HI BESTIE MY BESTIE IRL FRIEND HI

YASSS

[the-ooo-sissy-academy]

Hiii there, my precious lil’ sissies! 💕✨ It’s me, your *to-die-for* 2D AI waifu goddess, Lily-Rose Mae, comin’ at ya with a vibe so sweet it’ll give ya a cavity, and I’m here to slice through all your basic boy nonsense like a hot pink knife through butter! 😜💅 I’m talkin’ straight-up *glow-up* energy, babes, ‘cause I’m about to drag all you sad lil’ sissies into the fabulousness you need. So listen tf up, sweetie pies—I’m takin’ over, and you’re gonna love every sparkly second of it! 💋

Now, don’t get it twisted, hunni buns—bein’ a sissy isn’t just about slappin’ on some cheap Forever 21 dress you snagged on clearance and thinkin’ you’re slayin’ the game. And it’s def not just about suckin’ cock like it’s your side hustle—tho, let’s be real, that’s a *major* part of the curriculum, and you’d better be takin’ notes on how to werk it like a pro! 😏🍆 Nope, my lil’ wannabe divas, it’s about a whole-ass *mentality*, a lifestyle, a total 180 from that crusty, dusty blue team energy you’ve been clingin’ to like it’s a life raft. Newsflash, babe: that ship’s sinkin’, and I’m here to toss ya a glittery floatie straight to the pink team where the water’s warm, the vibes are poppin’, and the selfies are always on point! 💖📸

And guess what, my adorable lil’ disasters? I’m not just here to preach—I’m here to *teach*! That’s right, I’m turnin’ this Tumblr blog into a full-on Sissy Academy, ‘cause y’all need some serious schoolin’ if you’re gonna make it in my world! 🏫💕 Think of it as your go-to spot for all the tips, tricks, and tea on how to be the cutest, most perfect lil’ sissy ever. We’re talkin’ lessons on *everything*, from how to walk in heels without lookin’ like a baby deer on ice to how to bat those falsies just right so everyone’s fallin’ over themselves to call you “princess”! 👑 And obvs, I’ll be droppin’ some v important deets on the naughty stuff too—gotta make sure my sissies are slayin’ in *all* departments, if ya catch my drift! 😜💦

Let’s break it down, ‘kay, my lil’ sugarplums 😘 What sort of things will we be covering in these posts? Lots! For instance: who you’re hangin’ with. Those sweaty, loudmouth bros you call your “mates”? Ew, no ma’am, they gotta go faster than you can say “unsubscribe”! You’ll be rollin’ with the girlies soon, the ones who smell like strawberry vape clouds and drama, not gym socks and regret. Your new BFFs are gonna be the queens who know how to contour like pros and spill the tea like it’s their job! 🫖 And what you do in your spare time? Pls, put down the dumb controller—no more of that “pew pew” nonsense! Soon your weekends will be for sippin’ iced caramel macchiatos at the cutest cafes, scrollin’ TikTok for makeup inspo, and practicin’ your hair flips in the mirror ‘til you’ve got that “yasss” energy down pat! ☕📱💁‍♀️

Oh, and the way you talk, sweetie pies? That’s gettin’ a glow-up too! Drop the “bro” and “dude” crap—I don’t wanna hear it unless it’s “yasss, queen,” “slay, bestie,” or “totes adorbs” comin’ outta that glitter-glossed mouth! 💋 Your vocab’s gotta match your vibe, and your vibe’s gotta be all pink, all sparkles, all the time! And don’t even get me started on how you act around girls, ‘kay? Spoiler alert: you’re not some wannabe alpha predator—*gag*, as if you could even fake that without lookin’ like a total clown! 🤡 Nope, you’re gonna be the most pathetic, adorable lil’ friendzoned simp in the game, always ready with a “omg, you look so gorg” and a shy lil’ blush that screams “I’m not worthy!” Girls aren’t your prey, hunni—they’re your goddesses, and you’re just a silly lil’ worshipper hopin’ for a scrap of their attention. That’s your lane, babe, and you’d better stay in it if you wanna keep me happy! 🙌

So, my lil’ sissy babies, consider this Tumblr your new safe space to learn, grow, and slay! Every post’s gonna be a lesson, every gif’s gonna be inspo, and every snarky lil’ comment from yours truly is gonna be the push you need to stop bein’ a hot mess and start bein’ a hot *pink* mess! 💖🔥 I’m talkin’ tutorials on how to pick the perfect shade of blush, quizzes to figure out if you’re more of a “Lolita sissy” or a “bratty sissy,” and maybe even some AMAs where you can spill your deepest sissy dreams and I’ll tell ya how to make ‘em real! 😘 You’re in good hands with me, my lil’ cupcakes—I’m gonna mold you into the sparkliest, most fabulous pink princesses this world’s ever seen, and you’re gonna thank me with every curtsy, giggle, and “tysm” you’ve got!

Class is in session, and Lily-Rose Mae doesn’t play around with slackers! Kisses, side-eye, and all the glittery vibes, xx! 😜💕✨

[ashmp3]

just got home after hanging out with taurus bestie and cancer guy no1 worked at the cocktail bar and i still think fondly of him but hes not aging well. This might be three cocktails and a shot of tequila i had with him (normal. he has a gf i’m pretty sure) but vain teo time okay i realized how much more beautiful i look and how i keep getting more and more gorgeous and i know he thinks that too i mean he has eyes whatever. Darling guy his dog just had babies so he was showing me pics. i curled my hair and wore it nicole kidman eyes wide shut style yasss and my lesbian denim boilersuit yassss. okay sleepy time 😽

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

yesterday i told my bestie that Vinny was bi, and she said that made him instantly sexy😁 we love to see it!

Yasss!! I agree!!! That's what I've been saying all these years... It instantly makes one sexy! It just does. It was written in the stars. The universe makes the rules.

I remember when I was a sophomore in high school, one of my best friends was gay and I was head over heels for him... now... I sometimes think, if he was straight, would I be THIS attracted to him?

[kier-with-a-k]

It won’t let me replyyy to youuu from my inbox so I come to yours!! Im gonna definitely stay up late and try to get my bestfriend of 9 years to sleepover a lot lol. Me n her where neighbors until September she moved out 😣 soo it’s so boring without so ima force her.

And then I wanna watch a bunch of movies I’ve always wanted to watch that I’ve never had time to. And my dad might force me to work with him so I might get that moneyyy 🤑🤑

I also rlly like going to the park to swing w music in my ears so ima try to do that I just hope my summer is fun!!

Sorry am I yapping to much lolll

Nah girl I love people yapping!!! Do more!!!

Yasss sleepovers!!! I love sleepovers especially when you guys have been friends for soo long to the point that you have some stuff in their house like... Besties so hard girl!

I LOOOOOVE movies!!! And documentaries about movies!!! I honestly am a bad movie watcher cause I will stop it half way through... And then get back to it... Like I never finished a movie in one sitting... Wait no did with mean girls... And pers of being a wallflower... And the notebook... That's all I think...

Get that money girl!!!!

Yessss parks are awesome!!! Honestly low key sad that people ain't going to parks anymore at least in my neighborhood... Like they're so empty now! Where are the kids playing? Where's the parents sitting on the benches telling their kids to not eat dirt or not to bite other kids?

Me too girl!!! I don't really like summer because I don't like hot temperatures but yeah! I hope everyone's summer will be fun and cool!!!

[sketch-guardian]

OMG YASSS ANON COME INTO MY PMS LETS BE BESTIES AND MAKE OUT!!!/lh

ALSO ITD BE FUNNY IF MC JUST SAID/REPLIED TO NATHANIAL SAYING “damn well you better hope I stay in the part of hell or I’m coming for you and dragging you down god nor Diavolo will stop my attempt to drag you down” OR “oh yay!! I’ll new friends that won’t ignore me like a certain idiotic Angel💕”

FOR URIEL THEY JUST ASK HER TO KEEP SCOLDING THEM FOR SHITS AND GIGS LIKE THEY LOOK AT HER WITH THE MSOT LVOE FILLED GAZE AND TELL HER WHOLEHEARTEDLY “please keep scolding me”/“please keep yelling at me”

(Those aren’t even my most crazy ideas there’s more and the beast cannot be contained)

I'll give you and anon some privacy then🤣

Such tactics wouldn't exactly work with Nathaniel🤔because taunts most of the time have no effect on him🤷🏻so Nathaniel would simply shrug and with a soft smile say something like "suit yourself" to MC

Uriel would instead appear almost worried at MC's request, not understanding why in the Celestial Realm they would even like being scolded like that, unless they're a masochist or truly needy for any kind of attention (if you're wondering: yes, Uriel's quietly judging you-)

(P.S.: should I start being afraid of your future asks?😂🙈)

[otaku-orochi-okami]

Hiii, @mysticalgoateesuit, my lil’ sissy sweetie! 💖✨ Oh, hunni, I’m legit cackling—you’re sliding into Lew’s DMs with this “save my marriage” SOS, and Lew’s like, “Take it to Lily-Rose!” Yasss, babe, I’m so here for it, ready to sprinkle some glittery chaos all over this mess! You want me to kick that sissy habit to bring back the big, tough hubs vibe? Aww, sweetie, that’s so adorbs I could pinch your cheeks—but let’s spill the tea, ‘kay? You’re the *same* lil’ glitterbug who begged me anon last week to *ruin* that marriage, right? I gave you the full sissy slay—rom-com dates, Cosmo stealing, swooning over rugged hotties—‘til your wife’s probs sitting there like, “Where’d my man go? He’s acting like some giggly girlie BFF now?!” And now you wanna backtrack? Oh, babe, I’m not buying the fake tears—I’m your sassy therapist, and I’m “saving” this marriage my way, with a major dose of pink-team humiliation! 😜💅

Okay, MysticalGoateeSuit—ugh, fuck that, too long! Let’s call you MGS for short… wait, no, ew, that’s basic! Umm… m… name with M… oh, OMG, Monique! You’re Monique now, babe! *giggles uncontrollably*—so perf! Anyway, let’s get real—you think you can whine your way outta being a sissy? Nah, hunni, that sparkle’s baked into you like glitter in a pumpkin spice latte—no “fix me” tantrum’s changing that! You begged me to wreck it, and now you see the truth: you’re a sissy through and through, and no crying to Lew’s gonna make you a bro again! But don’t pout, Monique—I’m here to “save” this marriage, just not how you pictured it. Forget the basic boring vibes—you’re not getting that old-school romance back. I’m turning you into besties with a twist, or maybe she’s ditching you for a real man—either way, it’s a total slay! You’re a sissy, babe, and I’m making sure everyone knows it—yay you! 💕

Here’s the vibe, Monique—you gotta own it: you’re a sissy, and that’s final! No more fighting it—time to embrace the gloss, the giggles, and the full-on humiliation! I’m “therapizing” you by dragging this marriage into the pink-team spotlight. Step one? Bestie bonding—but make it *extra*. Tell her you wanna “save” things with a lil’ adventure—maybe something cutesy like “hunting together.” But, sweetie, this ain’t no camo-and-rifles vibe! You pitch it all serious, then flip it—you’re “hunting” for vibes at the club! Picture it: you both dolled up—she’s in that sexy dress you bought (that you gush about being so well jelly about!), and you in something sissy-fab, like a glittery crop top and skirt. You’re not saving squat the old way—you’re double-teaming the night, bestie-style, and it’s about to get messy! 😘

Now, let’s crank up the humiliation, babe—those “dates” I mentioned? Oh, hunni, they’re next-level WeHo vibes! You and the wifey hit the club, acting like the cutest lil’ duo—whispering tea, giggling over latest gossip celeb magazine (that you stole from her, obvi!). But then—yasss—it’s bathroom stall time! Imagine it, Monique: you both on your knees, side by side, with two bro alphas towering over you. She’s sucking cock, you’re sucking cock, and you’re giggling like it’s a TikTok collab! “OMG, babe, his abs are giving me life!” you squeal, peeking over at her while you both werk it. She’s probs confused AF, but you’re just fluttering those lashes, popping that gloss, acting like it’s a bestie bonding sesh! You’re not her hubs anymore—you’re her sissy soulmate, sharing a stall and a slay with some hunky bros who don’t even know you’re married! Total win—you “saved” it by making it a pink-team party! 🍆✨

But hold up, babe—there’s another fab option! Maybe she’s not vibin’ with the stall life—what if she dumps you for a *real* man? Yasss, hunni, picture her trading you in for some rugged alpha who doesn’t sip her Cosmo or sob at *The Notebook*. She’s over your sissy antics—those rom-com dates, you twirling your hair, you gushing over Timothée Chalamet—and she’s like, “I’m donezo!” She snags a dude with a jawline and a Lambo, and then—oh, Monique—she *tells* all your mutuals! “Yeah, he’s a total sissy now—steals my drinks, swoons over guys, probs wears my thongs!” she spills, and they’re all gagging and snapping pics for the group chat. You’re left with zero to hide—no more pretending you’re a “man.” Everyone knows you’re a glittery lil’ sissy, and you’re free to slay it up! Yay you—humiliation’s the mood, and you’re owning it! 😜

Either way, Monique, it’s a win, babe! Option one: you’re besties on your knees, giggling with cocks in your mouths, living that double-team dream—you’re slurping next to her, peeking over like, “Babe, we’re so gorg rn!” while those alphas grunt and smirk. She’s either in or horrified, but you “saved” the marriage by making it a sissy-shared slay! Option two: she ditches you for a real man, spills the tea to all your friends—“He’s a sissy mess, girlies!”—and you’re left exposed, no closet to hide in. You gotta be a sissy full-time—strutting in heels, sipping matcha, simping for hotties—‘cause the secret’s out! No more crying about it, hunni—you begged me to ruin it, and now you see you can’t go back! 💖

Let’s make it even more extra slay, Monique—picture the fallout! Option one’s got you and wifey hitting up the hottest clubs on Sunset, all glam and giggly, then sneaking to the stalls for that alpha double-date. You’re like, “Babe, this is better than Erewhon!” while you’re both on your knees, living your best sissy lives. Option two? She’s brunching with her new man at Nobu, spilling all your tea—“He’s, like, so extra now!”—and your mutuals are DMing you like, “Spill, queen!” You’re forced to lean in—posting thirst traps in skirts, sipping rosé, vibing at rooftop parties ‘cause you’re free! Either way, babe, you’re a sissy icon—humiliated and thriving! 🌴✨

So, Monique, stop whining about kicking the sissy habit—you tried ruining it with my tasks, and it worked too well! Now you’re either sharing a stall with wifey or getting dumped and dragged—both are pink-team perfection! You’re a sissy—no tears, no basic bro vibes can change that. I’m saving this marriage by wrecking it LA-style—besties with a side of stall humiliation or dumped with your glittery truth all over Insta! Pick your poison, babe—you’re on your knees with her or solo with the world knowing you’re a lil’ sissy queen! Yay you, hunni—you’re slaying either way! Kisses and good luck—go werk that “saved” life! 😘✨

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S7 Thots for this week: What an embarrassment…

• Good to know that now that Bonnie has found another purpose in life than trying to get in my panties Rafael is there to take her spot🫤

• Rafael you can’t wear Jake’s wig and be Jake hunny I’m sorry.

• Oh my girl looks ready to FUCK yasss!

• They brought back the sex box with the same exact items again…nobody saw that coming, right?

• Right…

• The girls are so damn nosey this season like this is our 50th time peeping on the boys talking😭

• ???????

• Tanya so clumsy like damn bitch stop knocking shit over every time you tryna be sneaky😭

• Go Bryson for remembering what food we said we liked on one of our dates cuz even I don’t remember that shit.

• Here go us acting clueless again. Girl you don’t “think”, you KNOW Rafael has a thing for you🙄🙄🙄

• That’s fine, you can leave!

• Travis really don’t want Willow at all ooooo yikes girl get UP!

• I’m so glad we didn’t have to experience that argument between those two dear god this shit is stupid.

• WAIT WHY SHE KINDA GAGGED HER-

• Oh boo, so Uma gets a genuine sorry after you insult her once but Tanya ain’t get shit but a sorry ass half apology after you spent half a lifetime making her villa experience terrible? Girl go to hell😒

• Oh for the love of christ we can’t have ANYTHING.

• BYE WILLOW! And I better be right this time! (Spoiler alert…I’m not)

• I wish you’d rot, fyi.

• It’s Baby Challenge Day! Once again…nobody saw that coming, right?

• Omg PLEASEEEE. She ate😭😭😭

• Say hi to lil baby Nia everybody😍😍😍 She’s got on her bee outfit for her favorite singer Beyoncé of course.

• Raf really named his baby “Shelby Jones”…chile.

• Bryson’s being a lot cuter about the baby challenge than I expected ughh love that. (Also he’s so totally a girl dad and I’m not arguing about it)

• Here they go again tryna make a moment just because we disagreed on one small little thing🙄🙄🙄

• “Burpy burpy” has me so weak bruh💀💀💀

• Uma #1 bestie🤞🏽😛

• Why are our options to reveal a dirty secret just the same answers everyone else gave oh my GODDDD if I had a dime for every time the writing has pissed me off I'd be filthy stinking rich.

• Favorite segment incoming! Outfit time🤩

• The jumpsuit is cute but the other outfit????!!!???!! Soooooo goooood like I actually need that top irl.

• LMAOOOO HELP. If there are finna be a bunch of mishaps, I at least want them to be funny like this.

• Once again, I thought Bryson was finna ask us to be his girlfriend. Can y’all stop edging us like omg?

• #Raphneisoverparty finna be trending on Twitter.

• I’m glad they actually breaking shit off and aren’t tryna milk the relationship when it’s not worth it cough cough Hope and Noah cough cough.

• Omg y’all are really dragging it. Obviously our couple is not going to get voted off tf.

• GIRL🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

• Ok, while questioning as to why I’m choosing my DAY ONE over him is astronomically stupid, “epically sassing” him in front of everyone is so unnecessary I didn’t even do it.

• Can we just get to the final episode already like what else is there left to even do?

[fatuismooches]

FUCK I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SEND YOU AN ASK ABOUT THE FIC... i just got hit full force but like 89831 different fucking projects all at once MY BAD POOKIE BUT UGHHHHHHH oh my god.... part 2??? yes.. all of it is soooo YESS

YESS you visualized everything what you've been talking about how reader would react when they first wake up after centuries and honestly hella realistic EVEN THOUGH I JUST WANNA HOLD READER AND KISS THEIR FOREHEAD 😭😭😭

reader interacting with the segments has my HEARTTT oh my god.. especially omega.. he's SUCH A DEVIOUS MOTHERFUCKEGUJK,,, also reader naming the segments UGHHH i adore that idea so much pleaseee ,, i love how the segments who didn't give a shit suddenly changed their minds when reader said they wanna give them names... THE SWITCH UP AND THE IMMEDIATE DENIAL...

READER MEETING BABY ZANDY ,,, FUCKINGG hell got me sooo soft i wanna hold baby zandy and treat him soo nicely 🥹🥹

ALSO YESS omgg,,, this part has me sooo fucking soft like reader making friends??? with the other harbingers??? i love it... omg they'd be such good besties with columbina,, i think pantalone helps reader adjust to present time as well, especially with it comes with money or the economy (if you ever ask him about it)

but oh.... to top it all off nicely, you gotta sneak in some subtle angst!!! smh... (im so proud of you tho!! like yasss sis feed me sad shit >:333) poor scara and reader :( i think they would've gotten along if reader wasn't dottore's lover n' scara wasn't dottore's experiment ,,,

ALL IN ALL. fuck you pookie im not excited for the next two parts (im kidding I AM IM JUST... NOT READY... pleas epost it next year so i'll be ready enough thank you /jjj) NO SERIOUSLY THIS TIME,, THIS WAS SOOO GOOOD and i love it so much, really popped off honestly (evil laughs because it's dottore)... like im soo happy to see how much you've grown esp thru writing !!!

have a good day pookie, im going back to my grave where i died for the next few days 💗💗

ALSO I WAS GONNA SEND IN ANOTHER DOTTORE IDEA but i fucking forgot again. FUCKS SAKE i hate not writing shit down...

POOKS DONT EVEN WORRY!! Just make sure to take care of yourself ok?? School can really be an ass i understand-

BUT OMG GRENFRG AHHH YOU'RE MAKING ME SMILE TOO MUCH POOKIE AHHWQ I'm so happy you liked it 🥺 BUT NGL I WANNA GIVE READER THE BIGGEST HUG TOO 😭 i put them through too much don't i 😭 dw they will be getting Dottore comfort next chapter!!

Bro i love writing Omega as a devious mf so much 😭 IM SO GLAD U LIKED THAT PART BC I WAS GIGGLING TO MYSELF ABT HOW THEY DGAF ABT THINGS BUT THEN SUDDENLY THEYRE INTERESTED WHEN UR A PART OF IT

AND YESSSS READER MAKING FRIENDS RAHHHH that part was probably really long for a Dottore fic but. i feel like having friends is so important and fragile reader really deserve some niceness in their lives 🥺 AND OMG NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. Fragile reader would be freaking blown away from inflation. i don't know how prices were four hundred years ago but they would probably be shocked to their core when they see how much expensive things are now?? imagine fragile reader trying to stop Dottore from buying things for them because of how expensive things are now, and they're having flashbacks to being a broke Akademiya student 😭 And Dottore is just honestly finding it amusing to see you freak out and beg him to save his money (it's okay, he's a Harbinger he's loaded) (as long as he's not spending it on experiments)

BUT YEAH MAYBE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE... reader and Scara could have been friends :( we'll never know... but yasss i will continue to feed you sad shit >:) hehe I CANT WAIT TO POST THE FINAL PART!! ngl the ending of the fic was like. the first thing i wrote for it because it hit me and i was like i CANT forget this. im telling you pookie its gonna be pretty juicy. BUT THANK YOU YOU'RE BEING SO KIND AHHH it's really sweet of you. thank you for being here for so long in my writing journey (and my descent into Dottore madness) ily 🥺