#IM NOT FUCKIN DEAD TUMBLR!!!!

[lotus-exter]

talk about the new pd episode, huh...

[razzbubby]

HH4PPY B!RT;HHDAY!

FOLL0W,; THE LI!GHT

[arthursfuckinghat]

Me: oh sweet a new house to rob, sure hope nobody's home

The house:

[roaringheat]

I'm not immune to werewolf Arthur

[sluckythewizard]

SHHH SH HEYYY HEY DONT TELL ANYONE BUT... ive been workin on smth since BITB came out..... itsa lil musical animatic involvin kian and becky.... ITS NO WHERE NEAR DONE YET but loooook look im puttin lil screenshots under the cut. its supposed to go along with Am I In Heaven? by King Gizzard n the Lizard Wizard. infact yknow what cmere come sit with be bc ALOT of songs from the 'IM IN YOUR MIND FUZZ' album makes me think about becky and kian. oh my god. those two make me so damn emotional. like Her and I was the first one to rly resonate with me, and EMPTY was another good one, all just stuff about. yknow LOVE!! doomed by the narrative yet burning SO SO brightly in its last moments, holding hands, playing music, THEY WERE SO IN LOVE WITH YOU THAT THE COPY OF THEM LOVED YOU, AND YOUR COPY LOVES THEM TOO. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, CRUMBLING, BURNING, HISSING, SQUIRMING, MELTING, CLICKING LOVE STORY..

GET OVER HERE N SCREAM WITH MEEE I LOVE SCREAMING ABOUT THINGS

[onyx-got-clowned]

I’m ranting in the tags because the topic is apparently sensitive on here

no tw or cw, just pissed off and concerned

[ghoulgeists]

ONE DAY i'll learn how to draw an actual kiss but until then we'll have to live off tender almosts

[eebie]

we are deconstructing gender on Google docs tonight boys

[mistninja]

So fucking demon slayer got nominated for anime of the year but mob psycho didnt i see how it is

[toytulini]

wish ig wasnt so fucked i do miss posting art on there but itll never be like that again. how zuck managed to make it feel physically bad and gross to use an app is incredible. its like a corpse of the app i used to use. a bad puppet. a shell. parading around, empty and awful. came back wrong. i cant use it the way it is anymore. "reels" and "stories" and the algorithm. im not using those. im not using that. it feels gross. its sliming me. its oozing slime out of my phone. i just wanted to make posts. have all my stupid art in one place and chill with my mutuals. but no. its trying to sell me ads and pretty people. and now i cant view my notifications bc it sold pretty people too hard and broke teenager's brains. itstelling me to watch reels. all the people i follow are posting their posts in their stories that im not watching bc ive refused to evolve the way i use that app past like 2016. why dont ppl just make posts. what the fuck is the point of stories. is that not just snapchat? im not downloading that either

[swordswaltz]

sorry if this is a cold take but the idea of "you're a fake fan if you don't support/stream/like [insert artist]'s art that deviates from their norm" is so fucking dumb like. artists aren't owed brand loyalty. obviously dont harass artists or force them to conform back into whatever you want them to be, but you're not obligated to stick with them if you don't like their new work lol

[junkie-virus]

shld i be cringe on main (talking abt my interests on the talking about ur interests site)

[0hjuu]

Heh, 5 years of doing nothing but lurking and asking for fictional match-ups back in the day. I never actually thought I would post on here, maybe I won't after this but I want to feel like I haven't wasted my time with this account. Also my apologies if I seem or type awkward ^^'

Who knows, maybe I might talk to some new people I haven't met before with hopefully similar interests? So hello, I'm Ohjuu (pronounced Oh-juew), I'm 18 years old, I draw, do cosplay, and do some writing.

Here are my current interests to date, not really part of any Fandom. Not really cybersocial enough for that-

Kemono no souja erin / The Beast Player Erin (hence the username)

Obey Me Shall we Date (need to be caught up on some things tho)

Tattletail (yes I know it's dead but hush-)

Undertale and Deltarune (I left, then was dragged back by force

FNAF (was also dragged back into this-)

Pokemon (one of the OG instrests like KNSE)

Certain Super Mario games (there's a lil too much for me to decide on playing ^^' tho the ones I have been introduced to heavily was Super Paper Mario and Dream Team, tho the Switch helps with those horizons! Speaking of which-)

ACNH (probably won't post much on it tho)

And yeah, currently that's it! This post probably won't be noticed by many or any people. But it's wortha a shot!

[aliteralgarbageheap]

Maybe eating this bell pepper like an apple is the thing that will make me feel like a human today

[fabulouslygaybean]

i have new headphones on the way

[capfalcon]

I posted 2,784 times in 2022

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Longest Tag: 140 characters

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

bruh....ariel fulmer is an interior designer....anna marie tendler (john mulaney’s ex-wife) is an interior designer and connor mcdavid’s girlfriend is a interior designer...what i am learning is that men who get w interior designers are a red flag

651 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

#4

baseball announcers are the best white noise ever because their voices are so monotone and expressionless and classic that you can just zone out and then sometimes you zone back in and hear gems like “who doesn’t love a good cabbage burger” “i struggle to look in the mirror already,” “it’s like spam in a can” 

698 notes - Posted April 4, 2022

#3

u know smth i love about leverage is that for the most part, the fights are believable, and also catered to who’s fighting. im re-watching season 1 and of course, elliot is the main fighter, but in instances where other people do fight, it’s always suited to what they personally would do. 

parker, in episode 6 when she’s fighting the orphanage guy, doesn’t do anything elliot does. she has nowhere near the body mass or the pure power that elliot does, because it doesn’t benefit her, and because they’re simply just different people. when she fights, she uses things to her advantage, and she fights according to what she’s capable of. she uses pressure points against him, because she can’t physically overwhelm him, she uses her hands to knee him in the skull, because she can’t just break a bone or punch him unconscious the way elliot can. she’s not as “clean” of a fighter, but that works, because she’s fighting an opponent she’s not on equal ground with, height/weight wise, and also because she wouldn’t be. elliot is a professional fighter, parker isn’t. when she grabs the bar to swing into his chest, she’s using momentum and physics on her side, not her strength, because in a 1v1 matchup, that’s not a fair fight. and COULD elliot fight like parker? yes. absolutely. but he has no need to, just like she would have no use for his bulk/stability.

i really just love that they included these details and took the time to make this believable, because so often the whole “guy faces a bunch of other guys with guns and comes out fine” trope annoys me, because it’s beyond unrealistic. but with elliot, the way he uses his body and fighting style, it genuinely works. and similarly with parker, her fighting isn’t “woman punches a man in the face and knocks him unconscious,” it’s a somewhat messy, adrenaline fueled fight where she not only outsmarts him, but uses the physical capabilities that she does have more control over/strength in, to render him a non-threat. that’s a genuine fight that i believe could happen. also, a key difference i love is that when parker is about to get punched, she ducks. elliot would simply block it, or grab his opponent’s arm and do something with that. but parker doesn’t have the knowledge or the power to do that, so she avoids the blow and fights using what she can do and what she does know. both options work for them. parker has the dexterity to duck quickly and retaliate, and elliot has the power to simply block it and use it against them. that’s perfect. 

also, in the episode where they save the church, hardison makes a joke about fighting the injured. but quite honestly, what he did worked, and it’s what i would do as well. the fighting style i was trained in was so much less about power than it was manipulation and taking advantage of what’s presented to you. if someone tries to punch you, they’re most likely throwing themselves off balance and also, extending an arm into your area. if you know how to use that, you absolutely can to your advantage. and what hardison did was smart, he had previous information about a weakness and he utilized it to prove a point/get info. 

so often fighting in entertainment is black and white, punching and kicking and all this shit that doesn’t really work, especially when it comes to two mismatched opponents. but in leverage, they took the effort to show how people fight differently according to their bodies/skill sets/knowledge, and i think that’s great.

810 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

#2

you know, i know a part of season 5 of leverage is eliot teaching parker to love and enjoy food, and i think the origin of that makes me so sad but also so in awe of the character development and world building that leverage had. 

in her “home” warehouse thing, parker only basically had boxes of cereal, and it makes sense. she didn’t have a home. she didn’t have parents who made her food. she was a thief. she was on the run, she probably didn’t have tons of money at any given time, and she never had the time or resources to learn to cook. so what’s easy to eat, reliable, and not very expensive? cereal. all you really need is a bowl and maybe some milk, which she could’ve gotten pretty easily. you don’t even really need the milk, if pressed. and it’s sad, it’s heartbreaking really. because at first, it’s introduced as this funny thing she does, hoarding cereal and only eating that, but it makes perfect sense. she didn’t have anyone cooking her meals, she didn’t have anyone keeping her fed. it was on her to find food, to keep herself alive. so she found a food that she could eat, and she stuck with it. 

in the background of jobs sometimes, we see her eating cereal at nate’s place, etc. and i have so many personal thoughts about this, like nate personally making sure that his place is always stocked for her, and the rest of the crew doing the same. but i also think part of it in my head is about them letting her. letting her come into their spaces and having food for her, and letting her have it, so she’s comfortable.

in relation to eliot teaching her about food, it makes perfect sense that she doesn’t really get it. because what do we always talk about? food being love, right? food relating to family? food being a place to gather? parker never had any of that. any of it. she’s never had that relationship with food or people, at least in the past. to her food is the same as sleep, necessary but not really anything to dwell on. 

and i think, that, more than anything else, to me, encapsulates parker. one of the most heartbreaking scenes in the show for me is the one where parker doesn’t want to turn the orphaned kids over to the government because they’ll be hurt, or “turn out like me (her).” parker knows that she isn’t okay. parker knows that she doesn’t fit in. parker knows all of these things, and she understands the gap between her and “normal” people. and i think that gap is so exquisitely captured in her relationship with food, because food is about so much more than itself, but parker never got to experience that. food is love, and parker never got that growing up. so i think it’s really so important that eliot is the one teaching her about food, because he’s one of the first people that’s truly, really loved her.

1,093 notes - Posted August 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

ppl rlly be going "oh, so sad about ned but at least eugene and keith are unproblematic" bro how many times do we need to tell u no one is safe you don't know them trust no influencer bruh

1,451 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

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