#IM SCREAMINGG

[leaskisses444]

officialy in a band.

[watermelaa]

A LOVE TRIANGLE I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED

[ssaronance]

WHAT THE FUCKDKKD

[wolfatemybaby]

I can no longer teehee in these conditions

[thelasttime]

I GOT A GINGER ALE ON THIS FLIGHT AND THE GUY NEXT TO ME ORDERED TOMATO JUICE WTFFFF

[redpinkwine]

SMİLİNG SO HARD I CANT HELP WİTH MY EXPRESSİON, JEALOUS EDDİE WE ARE SO FUCKİNG BACK

[simkoos]

Nothing worst than painstakingly adding in townies with carefully crafted backstories to fill your save file, send your sim to a bar to meet the singles, only to find a lone randomly generated npc wearing the piece of lingerie you just downloaded off loverslab for wicked whims....

omg lmao!!!!

don't forget the base game receding hairline hair and that one cats & dogs mustache 😭😭😭

[tytangfei]

for like 2 years I did not care for the webcomic my in-laws are obsessed with me because I thought the cover of the two parents and son fawning over her was kind of weird, but then yesterday I saw that the rating for it was actually quite high after like 100+ episodes so I finally started it and uhhhhh I got addicted real quick 😭 and learned I was completely wrong about who the people on the cover was, lmao. One is her husband, one is her son, one is her husband's sister.

[littlecutiexox]

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[detectivedeckerstar]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING MOTHERFUCKERS

[territorialufo]

one piece twitter is really awesome until its not (i am killing agenda piece with my mind)

[saexy]

SAEEEE PANELLLLLL !!! and HE LOOOOKS SCRUMPICOUS... THOSE EYESS WILL BE THE DEATH OF MEEEEEEE !!! THE TRABSLATION IS EVEN INSAENEEEEW !!!!!! DHSJSJSHHSDHDH

my soul less eye less.. HOT BABY

[imperiusfm]

𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃  !  welcome  back  to  hogwarts  school  of  witchcraft  and  wizardry  ...  please  submit  your  account  to  the  headmaster  within  forty  eight  hours  and  be  sure  to  review  our  checklist  before  you  unpack  your  trunk  ! 

maia reficco - natalie mcdonald ( cherry ) kit connor - reed zeller ( river ) megan suri - parvati patil ( river ) lola tung - lavender brown ( ki )

⌜ maia reficco, cis - woman, she/her, ⌟  welcome back to hogwarts, NATALIE MCDONALD ! according to your file, you’re a TWENTY TWO year old HALF BLOOD. as i’m sure you remember, last spring had its challenges, but i’m confident you’ll take your studies more seriously this year. as a FIFTH year GRYFFINDOR, focusing on HERBOLOGY, you’ve got a lot on your plate. our records show that you're PASSIONATE and CONFIDENT however, they seem to have left off that you're JUDGMENTAL  and IRASCIBLE.if i’m correct, you’re siding with THE LIGHT, which makes sense considering you’re known around the castle for cheap sunglasses masking warm brown eyes with blown pupils ; an unexpected american accent ; doing stick n poke tattoos on yourself and your house mates ; cannabis smoke mingling with fresh brewed coffee ; a hidden stash of reese's peanut butter cups. let’s hope you make it through the year in one piece. ( cherry ) 

⌜ kit connor, cismale, he/him, ⌟ welcome back to hogwarts, REED ZELLER! according to your file, you’re a TWENTY ONE year old PUREBLOOD. as i’m sure you remember, last spring had its challenges, but i’m confident you’ll take your studies more seriously this year. as a THIRD year RAVENCLAW, focusing on SPORTS MAGIC, you’ve got a lot on your plate. our records show that you're CREATIVE and OPEN MINDED however, they seem to have left off that you're SARCASTIC and COMPETITIVE. if i’m correct, you’re siding with THE LIGHT, which makes sense considering you’re known around the castle for putting your sibling in a headlock, broomstick racing in the middle of the night, wood carving in your spare time, challenging puzzles to solve. let’s hope you make it through the year in one piece. ( river )

⌜ megan suri, cisfemale, she/her, ⌟ welcome back to hogwarts, PARVATI PATIL! according to your file, you’re a TWENTY TWO year old HALF BLOOD. as i’m sure you remember, last spring had its challenges, but i’m confident you’ll take your studies more seriously this year. as a FIFTH year GRYFFINDOR, focusing on TRANSFIGURATION, you’ve got a lot on your plate. our records show that you're PASSIONATE and CONFIDENT however, they seem to have left off that you're INSENSITIVE and SELF CENTERED. if i’m correct, you’re siding with THE LIGHT, which makes sense considering you’re known around the castle for a silver p shaped necklace, crystal balls, gossiping with your bestie over tea, shopping in downtown london. let’s hope you make it through the year in one piece. ( river )

⌜ lola tung, cis woman, she/her ⌟  welcome back to hogwarts, LAVENDER BROWN ! according to your file, you’re a TWENTY THREE year old PUREBLOOD as i’m sure you remember, last spring had its challenges, but i’m confident you’ll take your studies more seriously this year. as a FIFTH year GRYFFINDOR, focusing on DIVINATION, you’ve got a lot on your plate. our records show that you're SOCIABLE and SELFLESS however, they seem to have left off that you're INSECURE and UNRELIABLE. if i’m correct, you’re siding with THE LIGHT, which makes sense considering you’re known around the castle for abundant laughter echoing in an empty corridor, coffee mugs stained with pink lipstick, bejeweled fountain pens used to dot their i's with hearts and making every stranger their best friend. let’s hope you make it through the year in one piece. ( ki )

[petorahs]

guys imma be so fr i know i hced future akira to like study psychology and essentially go into somewhat the same profession maruki did (minus the overlord god thing) BUT I ALSO STUDY PSYCHOLOGY FCGGKK i only like studying the practice of it not theory.... brooo this exam tomorrow gonna eat me alive. i would not wish this upon joker

[lovetheorem]

AHSDKJASH DF i cant believe this im crying

[ghu-leh]

THEY ARE SECURED