#IT WAS A JOKEEEEEEE

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Please this cannot be the one time my crack joke predictions come true is it too late for me to manifest the homoerotic rivalry being with Monty instead I can't do this I'm not strong enough

There’s just something about Zac Oyama playing a “wise old man” character who is quickly revealed to be just absolutely batshit insane Daisuke Bucklesby I love you please live past episode six

[twomystdunstans]

OSCAR....

[willow-lark]

i for one am glad there’s no individual tumblr wrapped this year bc i already know what my top post was and we do NOT need to revisit THAT

[prodigalwitch]

nobody has ever needed to convince me that Russel Brand is a bad person. same with Johnny Depp. I took one look at those guys in like 2004 and knew they were rapists. they have like. the rapist phenotype.

[chasedeys]

like WHAT do i have to DO to get this BACKKKKKKKKK grow OUTTTT your HAIRRR ARGRHRGHRHRHHHHHHH

[dsmsix]

twitter is so fucking lame. op would’ve done numbers on tumblr

[magnetostits]

a few weeks ago i posted a meme on my close friends story about eating your senator as a form of protest and completely forgot i posted it until today because the fbi showed up at my house 😭

[lovelyoliviasblog]

I'm so sorry this is something I randomly thought about inside of my mind-

Bros ass so fat that he says it's not enough to match the amount of money he got in his bank-

Okay who let me think of this sentence 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[uptownthots]

had a nightmare about sending an email

[skyllion-uwu]

My sexuality and gender is actually queerbait because I want to be as ambiguous as possible that people can't tell if I'm homoerotically in love or just really close friends with someone, nor do I want them to have any idea if I'm a trans woman or a trans man or non-binary or if I'm even trans in the first place. This will get milked for my entire life and cause one million arguments

[marmihimram]

🙃

Ofc it's a joke, but also this everything I can think when ppl hate on belphie....

[kamil-a]

actually that post is Unfeminist bc if you think too hard you forget every woman on the planet or in space

[hexcia]

are you normal or do you like murder time trio

[highdefinitions]

did the bruins org just figure marchand was going to grow into that fuckoff huge C on his chest or what. you can see that thing from the moon. it’s biggest C in the fuckin league. maybe the world

[fazmid]

been playing a dangerous game with my morning commute to work where I catch my first bus at a time where I technically would just miss my second bus but I'm betting on it being at least a few minutes late so that I don't. not only have I not missed it yet but it's always been 20-30 minutes late so I could technically take an even later bus but I'm not gonna push my luck

[magicinverse]

I arrived to the decision that, as of right now, no one but Etoiles deserves Roier