#IT'LL BE OVER SOON BUT OOF LOL

[eternalglitch]

why did I sign up for a class 10 pm - 1 am every week night again. MY FREE TIME.

[eldritch-spouse]

*goes up to tce staff members* "excuse me sir...can you put a baby in me-"

Morrell would JUMP at the opportunity 💀 idk how tf vinnel would react, probs would smack us upside the head and call us a perv. I'm scared at what nebul and Santi would say/react 😂😭

(Yes I got this idea from a clip of the impractical jokers lol- would vinnel would love them or hate them?)

[Mmm I don't know what that is, sorry anon.]

Morell just drags you away by the neck. He's so fucking hard he can't even speak because all the blood in his body rushed to his cock and his tongue is numb. How many do you want, baby mama?

Gallon is... More shocked than anything. Definitely extremely flattered but you're not having a kid this soon. He'll make you feel like you're pregnant by the end of the night though.

Santi enjoys breederism as a kink, so you're definitely getting bent over (people around be dsmned) and fucked for hours on end. He'll excuse it by saying you can't really be sure it took with just one round, can you?

Grimbly chokes hard. No?? Yes?? He wasn't ready for this. He's not ready at all. He's still living his babygirl years you want a kid? Fuck. He can't really say no to your sweet pussy, and the thought of you becoming even hotter as your body accommodates for maternity- Oof.

Vinnel gets soured by the reminder of his pseudo-infertility. But really, it only serves to incense him into making a big impression as he pounds into you from almost painful positions and giggles about you being such a brainless fucking sow that you'd drool at the though of being constantly knocked up by him.

Nebul is an undead, he's not putting any sort of child in you. But he can humor your lusts, so long as you properly beg for the privilege of carrying Master's child. You'd give your whole body to him, wouldn't you? Even your womb. All of it.

Patches breaks the bad news to you. No babies, his nuts are kind of useless. But please, tie him up and drain him- Why not scientifically prove that he's really infertile by making several impregnation attempts? Make sure he's crying and wincing from every orgasm by the end of it.

Belo can't breathe for a couple of seconds. A child?? A baby?! He sinks to the ground and undresses immediately. Use his body for whatever you must, take as many children from him as you want- He'll fill his Lady however many times you command him to if it means making this a reality.

Sybastian does not fucking hesitate. You barely finish the sentence, he's already on top of you and rutting at your ass while his claws scrabble for the hem of your clothes. He's going to put so many fucking babies in you, get ready, oh you better get ready for the breeding of a lifetime.

Fank-e just calls you silly. He can't put babies in you, but you can always adopt (a roomba)! He wonders if you'd find his oviposition attachment satisfactory for tonight however. The eggs glow in the dark, you know?! It'll be so fun!

Krulu calls you an audacious animal for coming to him so brazenly with your fervid, unfiltered lust. But... It does make him rumble in great pleasure to know that you would offer your body and womb to him at the drop of a hat. As you should, sweet lamb. Now come, you're dysfunctional like this and he needs to fix your hormonal mind.

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

hey ella! how are you doing? <3

could you help me im a little out of the loop, what het (?) movie is everyone freaking out about?

oof yeah i actually know very little about it. nick galatzine is playing a version of harry, the good old milf loving version the gp loves so much. he meets anne hathaway's character (lol) totally randomly and by accident before their set at coachella (i think?). and obviously (??) the rest is history

it is what it is tbh. shit like this will always happen and the enigma around harry is purposefully created to keep him... an enigma. the fans trying to fight this as if they're defending harry's true nature are embarrassing imo. and the thing i find annoying but mostly cheap about the film is that they're literally mentioning harry in the promo which makes me cringe so bad like. BABES AT LEAST BE COY ABOUT IT LMAO. anygays it'll blow over soon whatever we do

[foxgloveinspace]

@thoseeyeslikefire @absentviolet @kyloreno-911

It’s w.i.p. weekend!! Wooooooo.

I missed last weekend cause I didn’t have much progress on Anything, this week I was….VEry in the mood to work on things, lol.

(Also if you guys are ever like ‘how does this guy work so fast’ it’s cause I don’t have a life or a job out of the house atm, so I just sit and knit…. Way too much. All day sometimes😭. And I am a pretty fast knitter/crochet-er?? Idk how or why, if I could share my secrets I would😣. But never compare yourselves to me please cause I knit an unhealthy amount and my wrists hate me LMAO! I did start back up yoga again tho, and that was helping before so hopefully me and my wrists will be on better terms again soon😂)

This w.i.p. Weekend we have; one finished object, two updated works in progress, and one new cast on, lmao.

First off, my finished object! I finished my Rygate Hat! The first of two, cause my mom also wants one lol. Good thing is, it wasn't a long knit, I just didn't have the needles to finish it, so the second one will not take me very long at all. It's so soft and squishy and cozy, and I can't wait for it to get cold outside so I can wear it. I made it on some K+C Light Weight Essential Cotton Yarn in the color Sequoia.

Next, my simple sock yarn shawl. I find myself knitting on this too much, and I am on the 5th ball of left over sock yarn. I only have six, so I am almost at the point of putting it down to wait until I have more left over yarn for this project lol. I do want more sock soon tho, cause I love making socks.

My skulls cardigan is coming along a bit as well, I am almost to the point that the first half of the cardigan is the size of four squares, i think two or three more rows and it'll be four squares long, out of the five the squares are. i hope i have this done in time for Halloween, but if I don't it's ok, cause its not really Just for Halloween lol.

And Finally. My new cast on, which knowing me I will get done today, is the first of a pair of mittens. which I cast on last night, oof. Listen, to me? 40 stitches goes so fast 😭, I just find myself going and going. Back when I made some cabled fingerless gloves, I made them in like a day I think? And those things have cables all the way up them! Idk, i just find myself making gloves/warmers Very Fast, oof. I would love to just take my time and enjoy the process sometimes lol. I am making The Worlds Simplest Mittens in some Big Twist Solid Medium Weight Acrylic, in the color Wine I think?? Once again, this is some yarn from a failed project that I was making for my sister last year (a different cardigan,,, I have tried to make her so many things, oof), and so I was like 'what do I make with this?' Part of it is in that color work hat I did last month, but I have so much of it left over. So now I am starting mittens that will stay in my coat hopefully, lol. But I can already tell... I really like making these... I hope everyone is ok with getting a pair of mittens for Christmas 🤣

And that's it for this w.i.p. weekend!!

[ageless-aislynn]

From @mrtobenamedlater for the Halo ask game

💕🌌📷

💞 - favourite moment in a game?

From a story-telling, cinematic p.o.v., definitely this one in Halo 4:

Just the bittersweetness of her finally being able to touch him, his confusion, the first time I'd ever heard him stumble over his words, the realization that she wasn't coming back with him, had sacrificed herself to save him... All of it, man. Just right in the heart, oof!

From a gameplay p.o.v., saving 3 Echo 57 on the mission ONI: Sword Base from Halo: Reach. The troop transport Warthog is supposed to explode before you can get to it but there's a way to zoooooooom over there (Acrophobia skull works best) and stun it with a charged-up plasma pistol so it doesn't cross the invisible line where it'll blow up.

Me: This is for your own good, marines. Trust me, you don't want to keep driving that way! *ZZZZZZZAP*

You make the driver get out so you can quickly but carefully drive it out of there, avoiding a few other invisible lines that will ALSO make it blow up. Then you can bring it back, fill it with marines, and take it through almost all of the rest of the mission! I always save my 3 Echo 57 marines if I'm not doing a speedrun or something else that keeps me from doing so! 🤗

(Yeah, it always looks like it's on fire but it's just cosmetic. It has the same health as any other Warthog as far as I can tell. 😎👍 Also, please pardon the ABSOLUTE POTATO QUALITY. I chopped it out of an existing GIF and that did it no favors, eek!)

🌌 - what made you interested in halo?

I've always had an interest in video games but no way to play them, so when Youtube walkthroughs/Let's plays/etc became a thing, I watched a LOT of them. One of them was Halo 4 (where I imprinted on that version of Cortana, lol). Fast-forward many years later to the first commercial I saw for the tv series, thought it sounded interesting, and watched it when it came out. As soon as I did, I seriously WANTED to play at least one of the games. Found the MCC on a rad sale at Steam and decided to see if my old man (previous computer) could play it. He could and the rest, as they say, is history!

📷 - 'aesthetic' photo you associate a halo character with

Hee, thanks so much! 😎👍💖

[jessi4fanfics]

TROLLS HOLIDAY OF HAVOC: Part Two (also long lol)

AGAIN THIS IS LONG FOR TUMBLR FANFICS! Here's the link to it on Wattpad if you need it!

"But, what if she gets asked by a COMPLETE STRANGER to go to the dance?" Clay asked outloud. "Maybe I should ask her just so that doesn't happen."

"Then go ask her." John was still on the couch, just this time he had a sleeping mask over his eyes.

"Okay, you're right! I'll go ask her!" Clay stood up then stopped. "But what if I ask her and she thinks I like her?!! WHICHITOTALLYDON'TBECAUSETHATWOULDBEREALLYWEIRDIFIHAD ACRUSHONMYBESTFRIENDHEHEHEHE!!!" 

"Then don't ask her." John didn't move.

"Okay." Clay sat back down. "But, what if a random guy asks her, and she, being naive, says yes, the guy takes her, they dance, fall in love, decide to date, then he decides he doesn't want to date her cuz he's a jerk, dumps her, and breaks her sweet innocent little heart?!!"

"Then ask her," John grunted. 

"Alright." Clay stood up then stopped. "But what if--?"

"Oh my gosh!!!" John stood up and grabbed his younger brother by the shoulder. "Dude! You obviously want to ask her to the dance! You're just trying to make up lame excuses which you yourself don't even believe! Just go ask her and stop talking to me!!"

"You're right!" Clay took a deep breath in. "This is stupid. She's my best friend. I should just go ask her." He started to march, then stopped again. "But, what if--?"

John glared at him. "Bro, if you say one more word, I'm going to lock you out of the bunker."

Then he flopped back onto the couch, muttering about why he happened to be the one stuck with all these weirdos for brothers.

Clay sighed, then started toward the elevator. There he met Floyd.

"Hey, Floyd," he said, ignoring the 15 bags of groceries Floyd was trying to balance in his hands.

"MMHGDFF," Floyd said from behind the bag closest to him.

"Well, some greeting!" Clay was offended. "That's the last time I say 'Hey' to you!" And he stomped onto the elevator.

As it was going up, he heard a bunch of stuff fall and-- oof, was that glass?

"Darn itttt," came Floyd's voice. 

He must've dropped the groceries.

Clay winced but, deciding John had better stop being a lazy bum and get off the couch, ignored it.

Down below, Floyd sighed and bent down to pick up the glass from the jelly jar he had bought, along with a million other groceries.

"What was that?" Spruce came into view and saw what had happened. "Oh! Here, lemme help." He bent down to pick up the milk carton which had spilled everywhere.

"Thanks. That's the exact opposite of what Clay offered to do," Floyd said good-naturedly.

Bruce chuckled. As soon as they got the mess picked up, he helped him carry the groceries into the living room, where they dumped them on the coffee table in front of John.

"Hey!" John sat up. "You're in my space!"

"Oh, we're sorry, master!" Bruce did a fake bow. "Please accept our forgiveness." 

John gave him an exasperated sigh.

Floyd smiled. "Shouldn't you be off asking a girl to the dance or something?"

"What?" John lifted the eye mask a bit to stare at Floyd.

"He means begging a girl to go to the dance, sorry," Bruce smarted.

"Ha-ha. Very funny." John slapped his mask back on. "As a matter of fact, I could get any girl to go anywhere with me. But I don't get what the big deal is! I mean, Branch already said we didn't need to go, I don't know why everyone all of the sudden feels like we need to go now."

"Jeez, chill, we didn't pressure you, we just asked," Bruce said.

"Rudely," John told him.

Floyd eyed John for a bit. Then he grinned. "There's a girl you wanna ask, isn't there?"

John bolted up, his mask falling off. "Of course there is!! She's perfect, pretty green eyes, sweet soothing voice, but she'd never want to go with me."

"Why would you say that?" Bruce said sarcastically.

Floyd nudged him. He sat beside John. "The only way you'll ever know, John, is by asking her."

"But what if she says no?" John asked, biting the tips of his fingers anxiously. "It'll be the end of me. She'll gossip to all of her friends like what all teenage girls do and--"

"Wait, teenage?" Floyd held up a hand to stop him. "Okay, first: Not all teenage girls do that. And secondly, you want to ask a teenager to the dance?!"

John shrugged. "Yeah. Why not?"

"Why not? Cause you're almost 50, that's why not!!" Bruce spoke up.

"I am not almost fifty...I think." John tried to remember what his age was-- he had lost count. "The point isn't whether or not I'm too old for her, the point is whether or not she'd go to the dance with me. It's not like I'm asking her to marry me or anything."

"He's got a point," Floyd agreed. "It's just a dance."

"Yeah, but with him it's hard to tell what he might do," Bruce smirked.

John glared at him. 

"Ignore him," Floyd said. "John, if you really like her, you should go ahead and ask her."

John took a deep breath. "Okay. Maybe you're right. I'll go and try." He got up and began walking toward the elevator in the slowest way possible.

"Dude, are you okay?" Bruce asked.

"I...Seem...To...Be...Stuck...In...Slow...Motion," John said very slowly.

Floyd got up and pushed him to the elevator. "There. Now, please go, this is hurting to watch."

John sighed. "Welp, it was worth a shot." And he stepped onto the elevator. "But if I die out there-- burn my diary."

"Why?" Bruce said. "It's not like there's anything interesting in it."

John gaped at him. "Did you--?"

"And you're going up!" And Floyd moved the lever, and the elevator lifted.

                                                           ~~~ At Viva's Pod~~~

Viva sang as she folded her laundry next to Poppy. "This is super fun, Poppy. You know, back in Put-Put Village, we never did cool jobs like this! Folding laundry! Wow!"

Poppy raised an eyebrow at her and just smiled. "You're welcome to come over and do mine whenever you'd like, sis."

"Oooh, yes!! Sounds like so much fun!!" Viva squealed.

A knock came at the door.

"Come innnnnnn! Door is always open to anyone!!" Viva sang.

Clay stepped inside. "Hey, Viva. Can I-- uhh, talk to you for a second?"

"Hi, Clay! And sure! It's been awhile since I talked to you." Viva continued to sit and fold laundry, making no move to get up. "So, what'd you want to talk about? Sports? Desserts?" She gasped. "How amazing our siblings are?!!"

Poppy grinned and looked at Clay, realizing what he had meant. "Viva," she whispered, "I think he meant he wanted to talk alone with you."

"Huh?" Viva turned to her best friend, who raised his eyebrows expectantly at her. "Oop. Okay, just lemme fold one more sock-- wait, no, two more! Okay, now just let me fold this dress, then I'll be readyyyy...ooh ooh, can I also fold this shirt?! I haven't folded one yet, then I promise I'll be done. Well, I kinda promise...Oh! Look at this! Can I fold this and then talk to you?"

Clay groaned. This was gonna be a while.

                                                               ~~~Somewhere In Pop Village~~~

Branch had just finished with Poppy and his tuxedos about thirty minutes ago, but not really ready to return back to his chaotic brothers, he decided to take a short walk around Pop Village, maybe get a snack somewhere or something.

He thought about the dance and what Floyd had said. Did Poppy actually expect him to ask? She hadn't said anything about him taking her to the dance the entire time she had helped him with his tux.

He wondered that if he didn't ask her in time, then she might go with someone else! Not because she liked that person more or anything, but just because she was too friendly to lie and say someone had already asked her to go when he really hadn't!

Omigosh, were girlfriends always this confusing?!! As long as he lived, he would never be able to understand the female mind.

He sat down to overthink things even more at a hot dog stand's table, not because he wanted a hot dog but just because he wanted a place to sit down.

"Hotdog, mister?" someone asked him.

He didn't look up to see who. "No thank you."

That troll left, and he was finally able to think again...until thirty seconds later when another employee at the shop asked him again if he wanted a hot dog.

He politely refused again without looking up.

That troll left and lastly. a girl came up to him and patted him on the shoulder. 

"Umm, excuse me? Mister?"

He looked up at her, sighing. "I don't want a hotdog, okay?!"

The girl looked confused. "Uhm...okay? I wasn't implying that you did."

"Oh. Oops, sorry, I just..." Branch flushed. The girl looked to be around sixteen, maybe seventeen, and she seemed to be shaken from his outburst. 

Then, she gave a gasp and giggled, then gave a little dance. "Oh my gosh, are you Branch from BroZone?!!" she shrieked.

"Shhh!" That was always his instinct whenever someone recognized him. Last time everyone in the area found out that someone from BroZone was in the area, he almost drowned to death from an ocean of fans. "Yes, I--I am."

"Eeek!" she squealed. "My name is Hazel, can I please have your autograph?!" She ripped an autograph book and a pen from her hair.

"Sure." He gave her a smile which made her blush. And as he took her autograph book, she began to gab like crazy.

"I always listen to every one of your guys' albums, but last week, when you're newest one came out, I wasn't able to get it because my mom said I hadn't done enough of my chores to earn it, but I was all like, 'Mom! I have a job, I can decide what I get to spend my money on!' and my dad said that I shouldn't fall in love with people I haven't even met before and I told him that I wasn't technically in love with any of you, I just really really really adore all of you, though if I was in love with one of you, it'd probably be you, hahahaha, but that's just if, it's not like I'm actually in love with you or want to marry you or anything!!" She was laughing and fangirling like crazy.

Branch just continued to smile at her, something he had learned, ever since rejoining BroZone, was helpful, especially if you weren't really listening and just wanted to pretend like you were, like he was doing now.

Maybe if I ask Poppy in a casual way, that way she knows I'm planning on going with her and I won't have to worry about it after that.

He handed Hazel's autograph book and pen back to her. "There you are. It was really nice to meet you."

Branch was about to get up and leave-- it was obvious this hotdog place was a bad place to try to think-- when Hazel touched his arm.

"Umm. Heheh, can I ask you a really big favor?" Hazel asked softly.

"Uhh, sure?" Branch didn't know what that was supposed to mean.

"Well," Hazel fidgeted with her fingers, "I know this boy who is gonna ask me to the dinner and the dance, and--"

"Gonna?" Branch lifted an eyebrow. "He hasn't asked you yet?"

"No." She shook her head. "But I know he's going to because he's been staring at me all week, and all the kids in my grade are saying he wants to and has this huge crush on me, which would be so cool if he did, no boy has ever liked me before, it's just taken him a while because he's shy. But he's probably going to ask me later today or tomorrow, I know it!" 

"Oh..." Branch wasn't sure how accurate this "grade gossip" was going to be, but for her sake, he hoped it would end well. "What is it you wanted me to do for you?"

"I've never been to a dance before!" Hazel blurted.

"Oh, that's alright."

"I mean, I don't know how to do it! In the slow romantic style." Her face turned red.

Branch's did as well. "Are you--are you asking me to teach you how to dance?"

"Not just that. I've never been out to dinner with anyone either."

"It's just like eating dinner with your family," Branch shrugged. As soon as he said that, he knew it wasn't true. He ate completely different with his brothers than he did near Poppy.

"That's a lie." Hazel wasn't dumb. He admired that.

"So, you want me to teach you to dance...and to take you out to dinner so you can practice eating out?" Branch thought this was a complete waste of time. "Wouldn't that make you less hungry when he actually takes you out?"

"He's always an hour late to everything, so we'd have plenty of time to practice!" Hazel encouraged. "And it doesn't have to be a meal, just a light snack for practice. I also want to practice talking."

"Talking?"

"Yeah. How do you act on the first date? Do you flirt like crazy, or do you stay shy and quiet and just enjoy the time you have?"

Branch did not feel like he was the one to answer these questions. She should've seen him at his first date with Poppy! He was a complete wreck!

"And why are you asking me to do this instead of someone...ya know, closer to you?" he asked.

"Because...you're super cool! Why else?!" She beamed at him.

"Look, Hazel," he sighed. "You seem really sweet."

"Aww, thanks!"

"And sound pretty smart for your age." 

"Thanksssss😊."

"But I have a girlfriend."

"I know."

Whoa. That was unexpected. Not the fact that she knew, everyone knew he and Poppy were dating, but the way she just seemed to push the fact aside.

"Don't you think I'd rather spend the night with my girlfriend instead of--" ooh, that was the wrong approach.

Hazel didn't seem offended, thank goodness. "Of course! It's only the first hour, though. You can dance with her afterward."

"But, I--" Branch had no words. He looked at her, her face pleading, begging her to do this simple simple thing.

What would Poppy think?

She wouldn't care. Honestly. But could he get himself to tell her?

"Okay. Fine. Sure." 

What was he saying?!

"What time and where should I meet you?"

Stop, stop!! This is the biggest mistake of your life! 

"And hour before the dance starts. No, maybe half an hour. Yeah, and how about right here?!" Hazel suggested.

"That's fine."

Oh my gosh, Branch, you are insane.

"Great!!" Hazel jumped on him and gave him a huge hug. "I knew you were as sweet as the fans say you are!" And she skipped away, triumphantly.

Branch stood there, watching her, wondering what in the world had just happened.

Another employee came up to him. "Sir, do you want a hotdog?"

Branch gave a groan.

                                                               ~~~ At Viva's Pod~~~

They were in Viva's closet. Why, Clay had no idea.

"Is this secret enough?" Viva giggled mischeviously.

"What?"

"You said you wanted to talk to me privately."

"Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean it has to be a secret." 

"Oh. Darn it." Viva looked disappointed. 

Clay rolled his eyes. "Viva, I wanted to ask you something very important. So maybe you should calm down and be a little serious for a bit."

Viva laughed. "Oh, Clay. You're cute when you talk like that." She patted his shoulder.

He knew she was joking, and it still annoyed him, but he blushed a bit. "Viva, I'm your best friend."

"I know that." She gave him a cute smile.

Suddenly, it was hard for Clay to continue. He was suddenly sweating a lot. Like, a lot a lot. 

"Well, I uhhhh...as your best friend, I want to make sure that you, you uhm...you don't get into trouble."

"You think I'm gonna get into trouble?" Viva raised an eyebrow.

"No! That's not what I meant!"

Get a hold of yourself, Clay.

"What I meant was, as your friend, I don't want anything dangerous happening to you. So I have decided it is my sacred duty, as your friend, to ask you to--" at the last words he faultered.

"As me toooooooo---?" Viva urged, smiling.

"Ask you...I wanted to ask you..." He took a deep breath. "Viva, I would love it if you went to the dance with me."

There! He had said it!

Viva smile grew bigger. "Aww. Clay...that's so sweet of you. And I would totally love to go with you!!"

"Wait, really?!!" After all of that, Clay hadn't really expected her to say yes. Not truly.

"Of course. You're my best friend. But-- the thing is..." she began to fidget now.

"The thing is what?" Oh no, please don't say something terrible.

"I already said yes to Floyd when he asked me."

Clay stared at her. He probably stared at her for thirty seconds straight. 

And, Viva was sure that, once he was done staring, the whole Pop Village heard him scream, "WHAT?!!!!?!?!??!"

[floydsmuse]

Meggy, I'm trying really hard with the Calvin thoughts, I really am, but the Miles Miller thoughts/thots really started talkin and it just couldn't be helped (lol).

Benny absolutely loves to help with the chores around the ranch and he's so friggin cute while doing it (lol). Maybe it's a warm spring day and the grass is nice and green, the flowers are in bloom and everything is just bursting to life. Maybe you're pregnant with Jesse and your bump is getting in the way a little bit. You're hanging all the sheets, pillowcases and shirts out on the clothesline to dry and you drop one. You squat down to pick it up but Benny comes waddle-running over and sternly tells you, "No mommy, no! Daddy say no bend over! I gon help you!" (lol).

Miles loves bringing Benny to go and collect the eggs because he knows it'll keep the broody rooster and the hens in line and from pecking his boots. Benny will be tossing the feed to the chickens while Miles is checking to make sure the eggs aren't fertilized before bringing them back to the house.

Miles and Otis both teach Benny how to milk the cows too. You and Miles adopted four females who mated with a bull and it was one of the best decisions you could have made since it cut back on the grocery bills. The other good thing too was that Miles and Otis didn't have to milk them as often since the calves are still little and can nurse in the early hours of the morning (Rhett and Royal also do that with Abigail, one of the dairy cows Cecelia took in) and you guys get all the milk, cheese and yogurt you could want (especially since Miles is a fiend for all three, lol). You know too that it's time for the cows to be milked when Benny comes back carrying a metal bucket and clanking it with your wooden spoon (lol).

The orchards are by far yours and Miles's favorite places on the ranch. The grape orchards always smell so good and there's rows and rows of apple, blueberry, apricot and huckleberry bushes. Miles loves being out in the field but seriously hates cutting the grapevines back if they're really overgrown and has to keep poor Benny from eating half the crop because they're just that good (lol).

On the property, you're especially grateful for the swimming hole. Montana winters are super cold but oof, those mountain summers are HOT. Half the time you and your family will just dive in without a second thought on especially hot days. Benny loves looking for the duck nests and watching the mallard and his mate leading their little duckies down to the water and anytime you guys have stale or moldy bread that needs to go, Benny will gladly take it down to the swimming hole to feed to them.

He also loves to help with the vegetable garden too. Benny loves to yank up the carrots, parsnips, radishes, turnips, beets, ginger, garlic, potatoes and onions and Miles doesn't mind in the least when dirt sprays everywhere. He loves to pick the tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, beans and big fat squash that like to creep through the dirt. In Fall, you guys get big, fat orange pumpkins that soon become jack-o-lanterns, soups, stews and pumpkin pies.

Speaking of which, Benny loves to help in the kitchen too, especially when you make the German chocolate cake that Miles's grandma, Essie, used to make and it's so tasty especially with the farm fresh eggs, milk and cream that you guys have (lol). Beef, pork and chicken are especially easy to get and Miles even trained the pigs how to find mushrooms which is an added plus for the kitchen. You always have fresh bread being baked no matter what time of the year it is and you always laugh when Benny pulls up a chair and sits in front of the oven to watch it rise.

Meggy I promise you I will try and get some Calvin thoughts/thots together soon, I'm tryin and it's a BITCH!!!! (lol).

Mary my darling! don’t worry about it :) i will gladly accept any thots/thoughts that come up! i love our precious boy Miles & i can’t wait to read what you’ve sent in!

~ aww little Benny helping out with the chores :,) i just know he feels like such a big boy & is all giddy to help out mommy in any way he can🥹 Benny running over to you to pick up what you dropped is just so sweet! Miles wouldn’t want you to lift a single finger while you’re carrying baby boy & would do everything he can to make your pregnancy as easy & effortless as possible for you!

~ i could so picture Miles bringing Benny to collect the eggs & milk the cows too! that couldn’t be more perfect :,) idk why but for some reason i could see Miles having a ton of knowledge on all the animals on the farm & he’ll share little facts with Benny & you at any given chance! he’s so fascinated by all creatures & animals that roam the earth. he almost loves them more than he does humans, but with an exception of you & Benny of course ! i could also see animals being super attached to Miles, like even deers or squirrels will come up to him & he’ll happily feed them or give them a little pet. He’s like the wildlife whisperer or something. a real life prince charming🥰

~ ahh not Benny eating up all the grapes🤣 i can’t say i blame him tho. they are super yummy! especially fresh ones straight from the vine! a swimming hole? that sounds intriguing! i need one of those when it gets hot😅 aww Benny pulling out veggies from the vegetable garden is so cute! i like the idea of you & Miles gathering up all the veggies & squash to make some delicious soups/meals! i love Benny being a big help & getting so involved with all these activities around the farm :,)

~ Benny helping in the kitchen too?! Mary! it’s just cuteness overload at this point🥹 i could picture him being all giggly & excited when you ask him to help you bake/cook! when you or Miles offer to help Benny, he playfully shuns you away & is all like “i got it mama, dada. no need any help.” which proceeds to make you & Miles laugh. you let him do his thing, but are always there to guide him or help if he needs it! :)

Mary! these thoughts were so sweet & just what i needed tonight🥰 as always, thank you for sharing them with me! i look forward to see what you send in next💗

[ticklystuff]

Ficlet request: Ayato and Childe + hips? Both can be evil lers and lees lol

request a ficlet!

hewwo thx for the request! idk how i feel about this one but i didnt have a better idea hmm also might be wonky formatting bc i did this on mobile

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"Childe! Wh-What are you doing?! G-Get off of- Ahahahaha! Stohohohop!"

"Mr. Zhongli! I think they're fighting again!"

A wide smirk crept across Childe's face as he his fingers dug mercilessly into Ayato's hips, ignoring the cries from Zhongli and Thoma to stop and watching the older man squirm and beg under him as helpless laughter continued to pour out of his mouth. Childe would never admit that he's the jealous type, no, but something about this new guy really ticked him off. Maybe it was the competition he recently felt from now having a second hydro user on the team or how this man seemed to really enjoy spending time with Zhongli, the harbinger wasn't exactly sure, but Childe knew he just had to take this man down a peg somehow.

"Ahahaha! Childe, plehehehease!" Ayato's back arched once Childe changed to pinching his hips, eliciting enough laughter that echoed throughout the grassy plains of Liyue, completely drowning out the sounds of Zhongli and Thoma's approaching footsteps.

"Hey, c'mon Childe, that's enough," Thoma said in an attempt to relieve his lord from the tickling, but it wasn't enough to convince Childe to let up. "Mr. Zhongli, could you say something to him?"

Zhongli stood over the two, observing as Childe wrecked his victim. He folded his arms and blinked once, breathing before speaking.

"Childe's hips are ticklish as well."

Childe immediately stopped tickling and looked up at Zhongli with a look of what could be described as a mix of horror and betrayal at the sudden leak of very confidential info. This was a major slip-up on his part, though, as Childe soon felt himself being pushed over, hitting the floor with an 'oof'. The moment he tried to sit up, though, he soon found the positions reversed with Ayato now straddling him, fingers hovering just centimeters from his own hips. A feeling of dread crept down Childe's spine when he looked up to see the smirk on Ayato's face that mirrored his own from a couple moments ago.

"W-Wait, Ayatohoho don't ti- AH! Nohohoho!" Childe tried protecting his hips with own hands, but it wasn't enough to stop Ayato from sneaking his fingers through with rapid fire precision, always hitting his mark and making Childe squirm each time. Each poke was accompanied by a high-pitched yelp that managed to embarrass Childe each time.

"Mr. Zhongli, I asked you to make things better, not worse!" Thoma cried out as he tried prying Ayato off of the giggling Childe to no avail. "My lord, please!"

"It'll be a good teaching experience for him, as well as the whole team," Zhongli spoke with an air of nonchalance, allowing himself to sit next to the two as Childe squealed in between cries for help. "He’ll learn how to behave we’ll all learn how to better handle him for next time."

[bonesandthebees]

Strings of Fate Ch8!!

Oh yes, Wilbur is at the shrine! A very confused boy. Poor guy also has a headache from that fall Tommy took. Ouch.

And he remembers dying! No that's horrible. Well, I guess kind of not. It was described as just a thing that happened. I'm sure he's shocked but he doesn't seem too broken up about it.

Now when he sees L'Manberg though...that hurts. Imagine waking up one day and finding that your home and everything you hold dear is gone:(

Bee! I love the change in POVs as they find each other. I could feel the urgency. The sun setting lower and lower as they try to follow each other's voices. And when they do find each other they are still in the wrong bodies. But then it switches and ahshsjh

So smooooth Bee

And they're just so happy to finally see each other. It's crazy to think that they have never actually interacted outside of time-and-space-texting. I'm so happy! We've waited so long for this moment and it's here! So worth itt:)))

You know I never actually thought about Mitsuha getting her ribbon back the day after she gave it to Taki. I guess it's because Taki had it for most of the movie anyway, so it just felt longer? I don't know. But yeah that is weird to think about. It must feel odd for Wilbur to get his cord back all faded from three years with Tommy.

Tommy is actually pretty cool. He managed to forge a plan to get a pretty good chunk of people out of the valley. I'm not sure how many people will end up dying from the comet but yknow. They did everything they could.

Poor Tommy didn't get anything written on his palm:( I know that if Wilbur wrote his name it would probably just disappear like the messages on Tommy's phone. That's why Tommy wrote what he did instead of his name. Hopefully, it'll be enough for Wilbur to at least recognize him when they do meet again:')

I am curious though. Did Wilbur just not feel the length of what Tommy was writing on his palm? Like Tommy is a five-letter word. Tommy wrote two whole sentences and then some lol

I will never get over how well you depict emotions in your writing. You are so good at it!! When I read your fics I'm either smiling like an idiot, trying to hide frowns, or trying to ignore the burning in my eyes how are you so good at it???

oof im gonna go read the epilogue now. thank you for these two treasures bones<3

-🧭

lol yeah tommy slammed his head into the ground when he fell and wilbur has to deal with the headache. poor guy he's going through so much

oh wilbur was 100% in shock about the whole remembering that he died thing. if he actually had more than a few hours to process it he would've had much more of a breakdown. in a way the loss of memories was definitely beneficial in that sense

i'm so glad you felt the urgency!! i wanted it to feel really confusing and also a bit hopeful as they try to find each other, and then right as the sunset really sets in that's when the window between time opens up :)

finally. after so long they're finally face to face talking to each other but they only have a few minutes bc ofc things can't be that nice

yeah i know!! i didn't think about it when watching the movie either, but when I was writing that bit I realized "huh the ribbon would've been worn down from taki wearing it as a bracelet for like 2-3 years even though mitsuha only lost it the day before for her time. that must've been weird"

while not everyone in the town ended up being saved, the majority of people actually did get out in time thanks to the plan. though it wasn't even really tommy who planned most of it. as soon as techno came in he and niki both took over everything, tommy just came up with the initial idea lol

wilbur literally just was not paying attention when tommy was writing on his hand. he was looking out at the sunset and thinking about stuff so he just didn't register how long it took tommy to write out his 'name' lol

aaa thank you i'm so glad the emotions came through!! tbh I was really struggling with that in this fic so it makes me really happy to hear the emotions still transferred over to the readers

[comfreyhollywings]

For your question🐝!

So I'm getting that this person is not far from you. You aren't close to meeting them yet because I feel like you still need to go through some lessons first and let go of old wounds that you are stubbornly holding onto (feels more like grudges) maybe somebody treated you badly and you just can't forgive that person for hurting you like that, it hurt you so much that it they left you on the ground picking up the pieces, carefully figuring out what piece goes where. I'm seeing a teddy bear or an old toy, this could be a real thing or a symbol of innocence. This could've been your first real heartbreak, or you could feel like this person robbed you of your innocence and pure energy. This could include multiple people throughout your life that you've tried to make it work with. "What you need right now, is you". I see that you are or have learned this lesson slowly, nobody could truly heal or really get to know you better than you can. Taking walks on memory lane can be good to go back to past hurts for a different and brighter perspective but there comes a time where you must go forward to the unknown than getting stuck on what already happened, as much as you wish for this to be changed. It sadly can't.. When you meet your person, they will trigger some deeply traumatic experiences that you thought you've healed from. Don't panic and keep breathing, as soon as you figure out what other lessons this has to teach you. It'll leave you. Maybe you have a habit of escapism, whether it's eating junk food, sleeping or jamming out to music, or smokin. Spirit/angels (whoever you believe in) wants you to face your emotions and let it out, in a healthy way ofc. Give yourself permission to be vulnerable, this person will bring this out of you and will make you feel naked. I see this person coming and going from your life, each time it'll feel like they are an angel sent to save you when you truly need it. From your person's perspective, they will go through a spiritual ascension, one where they will be shedding who they are on a ego based level and will see things through different lenses. When they are with you, they feel the desire to protect you from the world. Their heart is the very thing that they hold dear and are protective about and if they were to give it to you.. you'll have control over them, they would be completely devoted to you. They'll love you with all your flaws, to them it just makes you more real and more worthy of their love. I see them tall and a bit scrawny with muscle if that makes sense lol, deep brown doey eyes. Il getting that you'll blush from just them staring at you with lovey dovey eyes and people playful make fun of y'all for it.

I was wondering if you could tell me what H would feel romantically towards me if we met in person?

hi anon! uh.. regarding your feedback, thank you for the exchange reading but i do need to point out to read the rules of the exchange reading? most of it contains what you need to do to join in. so please go to my blog and read the rules. as for my question, i think most of it generally resonates. big oof to triggering deeply traumatic experiences lmfao. does not sound appealing. i... don't know about the grudge part, though? i don't think what i hold onto is necessarily a grudge more than it is caution. so not sure about that part. i do have a teddy bear though!! and what you did hit the mark on is that i do have a habit of escapism through music and writing. as for the others.. the description sounds interesting for my possible romantic partner. not sure that it resonates completely but i can see it becoming possible? onto your reading. --:::------::------------------->◇<--------------------::------:::--- what would h feel romantically if they were to meet you in person? 

truth be told, i do get an irritated energy radiating off of H? something alone the lines that they want to stay far away as much as possible since it’s possible H is a bit of a ‘loner’? but at the same time, i’m being told that he’s a listener. his main thing with people that shows how he (idk why i defaulted with he, could be a she/they etc but for the sake of the convo, let’s stick with he) reciprocates and interacts with others to show that he possibly cares.

...no offense but.. i’m.. not necessarily picking up on any romantic energy on him. like, channeling his energy.. it’s.. very hard to channel it because i feel a constant sense of distrust. whether it’s source, the people around him, or his surroundings, it’s almost like he’s sorta disconnected from his surroundings that even the thought of romantic connections is far from his mind right now? sorta like he doesn’t know how to even deal with his surroundings in the first place because he’s melding with all sorts of stimulations all at once - it’s difficult to get a grasp on his feelings much less try and discern which feeling is which. 

it’s possible that H is in a period in their life where they’re going through the ‘dark night of the soul’. in other words, they’re not necessarily having a ‘good’ time? like they want to spend this time in solitude at the moment because of their ‘disconnection’. 

um. could be wrong (god, h’s energy is so tricky to channel) but does h possibly have thick-framed glasses? wears dark clothing (black hoodies??) hair is layered but a mess?? yeah, idk.. his energy just speaks of ‘gtfo’ and ‘stay away from me’. very analytical person too. possibly over rationalizes his feelings a lot. 

if he’s been giving any signals or mixes messages to you anon, i think he’s doing it unintentionally? i don’t even think he meant to give you the romantic energy that may or may not be there for him. like.. i’m still trying to channel as hard as i can but it’s blank. 

yeah. naturally H is sorta closed off and i think he will seem to be that way for a long time even if they were to meet you in real life, anon. ^^;;;  the song below is his thoughts and what he thinks so far ( used with shufflemancy)

it could be possible that what i'm channeling is dead wrong, but.. that is genuinely what i'm getting from this impression.

sorry about the message anon (if that's not what you were wanting to hear.) ;;;

[an-asuryampasya]

Welp. i'm.... done.

Just turned in my very last submission, meaning I am officially done with my B.Tech. Feel like i should commemorate this somehow.

Four years. And I'm done. It's a little underwhelming? I did have a relieved sort of cry once I finished the last of the engg courses though. Today was a sociology course submission so it doesn't have the same gravity of being done. Or maybe it'll hit me in a bit, idk.

Oof. Four years of this. No idea what's next. I always had some sense of security until now because I always knew what was next - school, then 11th/12th, then college. Now everything is up in the air but that's okay. I'm making choices I'm happy with.

Man, these four years changed me so much. But that's expected, I suppose. I got so much worse at first but then got so much better in the last two years. I finally feel better about my anxiety so that's probably my biggest win. :)

I think I'm also happy with how I have... few regrets? I always figured I'd have SO many what-ifs and regrets about missed opportunities once I graduate but now that I'm almost at the end, I don't? Like, sure there are some things I chose not to do but today's me would like to do, but I'm also learning to accept that past-me made the best decision for past-me, and I should respect that. I skipped nearly every treat and stuff but that was because I was a mess back then. I'm better with my anxiety today, but that doesn't mean I could have managed back then (though I still skip every treat even today, lol - this time it's usually because i just,,,, can't be bothered. Failed to make those meaningful relationships back in 2nd year and I have far too much that I enjoy more to fret over that now). maybe I could've, I don't know. But thing is, I also don't care. And that's nice. :)

I'll miss insti though. Living on campus, I mean. There's always so much to do and explore on campus - just yesterday a friend and I discovered a concrete boat that was entered into a competition. Like, where else will I randomly see fancy nanotech labs with fingerprint locks behind old-timey unassuming buildings? Love that juxtaposition. Or this one road I love walking on, which has so many grandparents and grandkids in the evenings and footpaths that curve around trees giving me pleasant reminders that sometimes, not everything sucks. Sometimes we go around trees to build paths rather than through them.

Or the rockclimbing wall. Only went on it once and haven't gone back since, but I like having the choice, ya know?

Also being a uni student is so fucking useful with getting access to journals and discounts and stuff - that too.

idk. campus brought out the best of me and the worst of me. Put me through hell and gave me wonderful highs and great opportunities.

but it mostly taught me so much about myself, and maybe that alone makes these four years (six, including the two years spent slaving away for the entrance exam) worth it?

idk. maybe i'd have gotten these - or even better - experiences elsewhere. I think I very badly want to justify why i came here, did engg, the whole shebang and stuff. because I want to leave the field now. I want this degree to be justified, not just be a waste of six years of my life. Maybe I'll better appreciate campus once I leave. Which will be very soon.

I like staying on campus. I like staying on this campus. I wonder if the loss will properly hit me once I leave this place and discover that the outside world, and its uni campuses are... not quite the same.

idk.

but yeah. i'm done. I have finished my degree. :)

[silentxxsoul]

HE’S IN THE ROOM REACTION DUMP

Buckley's back together omggggggggggggg I love it

I hate it. Get back together now pls I need good in my life from this damn wee woo show

(but also like it makes sense considering how long they were apart and how they've individually grown and need to re-evaluate who they are before falling back into a relationship)

Also I fucking hate the apology being off screen, because hello lazy writing but clearly on par with KR's decision making

Wow, Hen wasted no time in dropping the tea on Buck and Lucy to the one dude who can't keep a secret. Can't imagine how well that plays out

Seeing Lucy in this rescue just reaffirms they are capable of writing a competent character but still chose to go the cheating and prop for male lead drama route. Granted my opinion is based on the a) shitty choice in the 5B premier and b) the terrible TERRIBLE post-mortem interviews with the 'poking' and 'flirting' to make me think they're going for the cliche sexual tension with two hot het people *shrug*

I should know better to expect more out of fox but here we are

EDDIE BBY IN THERAPY BEFORE THE BREAKDOWN ?!

THERAPY CAUSE THE BREAKDOWN ?!

FANFICS WIN AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Yes Eddie talk to Buck about what you've been through...

Buck babe keep the couch because it'll be your new home before the ep is over methinks

Chim and Ravi

Sassy Bobby offended about the Sushi lmao I love it

GIVE ME MORE RAVI DAMN IT

UNCLE BUCK I'M CRYING

Buck, we know you didn't ask her for the right reasons now we just need you to know

Maddie get his asssssssssssss pls

Honestly poor Jonah, he's been a cool dude so far and I'm low key kinda sad he's leaving so soon

Fucking spider time god no I'm out uckkkk

I'm so fucking crawly just LISTENING oh my god why does this have to be on my screen

Its like the damn snake in S1 hard pass

Can we just go back to Eddie please? For my sanity and general wellbeing?

I do find it weird that they've got Buck so separate after the initial rescue. Maybe he took time off to help Taylor move in???

Bobby I'm fast walking away too holy christ on a cracker talk about a jump scare that I KNEW was coming no thank you

This divorce arc is killing me yall

Wait, he's doing it now? While she's like 1/4 unpacked ?

Oh no oh wow did not see that coming

Yall this is rough because she's smart enough to connect the dots--oh yup here we are.

"not entirely" oh big oof bud, biiiiig big oof

"Of course, I don't have anywhere to go. You made sure of that." Hitting me in the soul, like Buck how did you not see how shitty this whole thing was???

(I hate the writers and the show runners for this, like it was so unnecessary and we could have had a way better breakup arc)

You know, the most unrealistic thing in this whole ep is them saying she dumped $12 of premium on him when clearly that was $150 premium unleaded

So the more this episode goes on the more I'm realizing the god damn breakdown is going to be the last fuckin bit and we're probably going to see all of 1 minute of it before it cuts to the promo for 5.14. I'm preemptively annoyed lol

I keep thinking about the BTS of later in the season being in Buck's loft, so assuming BT breakup that means he stays in the loft and she's just... left out to dry. Like, how shitty. Regardless of if you like Taylor or not, no one deserves this kind of end to a relationship and (on my soap box, sorry) again this could have been avoided if the writers and show runners gave the bare minimum when it comes to caring about character development and canonical decisions.

OH SHIT THAT'S THE BREAKING POINT

THAT--EDDIE LISTENING--TO HER?!?! OH NOOOOOO

10/10 DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

I'm so fucking nervous yall

I'm so grateful for the Maddie and Albert friendship ♥♥♥

We have less than 10 minutes for the breakdown, meaning I'm right about it being the last bit and I hate ittttttttttttttttttttt

That deserves to be an entire episode on it's own tbh and I wish we got it

Them pushing the breakdown like this is such a cock tease and I hate them.

JESUS H CHRIST BREAK THE FUCK UP ALREADY NOTHING ABOUT THIS RELATIONSHIP IS HEALTHY OR GOOD

I'm glad for that closure scene with Maddie and Jee

So he's calling an old army buddy? Interesting

Oh lord Chris really is going to find him, huh oh no

The fanfics did not prepare me for this

Oh my god nooooooooooo she's died too, didn't she oh no

Oh fuck my life how are they shoving this at the end like this I need an entire episode of this arc please

They all died ?????????????????

Holy God alive Ryan killed that I'm deceased, heart broken, sobbing mess

7/10, the breakdown saved this. Would be higher if we got more of the Eddie/Buck or even Buck/Chris interaction.

How do they keep stringing along the BT relationship like this? Especially after Arielle hinted at 'poking' and 'flirting' like, seriously? So you've got a dude who knows how shitty he was and barely kept his relationship (and babe I'd be gone so fucking fast, even if it meant living in my car because the guy who supposedly loves me only partially asked me to move in because he felt guilty about kissing a 'rando' -spoiler alert not a rando- at a bar) and promised no more lies and they're what, going to keep fucking around??? Emotional cheating is just as bad as physically cheating.

I cannot express to you how much I don't want that on my screen, like even a little bit. Especially if BT is still a thing.

They've fumbled this BT relationship so catastrophically (not even touching how they watered down the Taylor character after they got together) that it's not even funny, just really sad because at the end of the day all of this was for naught and they're more than likely going to stick with the same tired trope of two attractive het people can't stop making sex eyes at each other because that's what attractive co-workers do. Man I hope I'm dead wrong, but I've got a gut feeling this stupid ass drama is only just beginning.

[willymywonkers]

Experiments

Summary: A flashback to when Wonka first opened up his factory, and his relationship with his partner and close friend, Maude, were all the rage. A new guy pulls into town and has his sights set on Maude. Drama ensues.

A/N: Oof, I apologize if the ending feels a little rushed. I should say this fic does have a bittersweet feel to it, but that's how I like it lol. I am working on rewriting one of my other fics because honestly I think I've gotten better at writing Wonka, lol

Willy Wonka made headlines around the world when he opened the largest chocolate factory ever in history. He stood proudly in front of the looming building as the press went wild.

People stood all around the factory, celebrating such a momentous occasion. Especially, Maude Figgle, who stood right in front of the crowd, chewing on a piece of gum.

While chocolate was Willy's main passion, Maude helped out in crafting different kinds of gum. She even invented a kind of gum that would never loss its flavor. The press never seemed to care much about her, even though she was the brains behind most of his famous candies.

"Hello, and thank you for coming." Willy began to speak on a podium. He began adjusting the microphone. He took out several notecards, flipping through each of them.

Finally, he spoke again. "It is with great honor that I, Willy Wonka, have finally opened the largest chocolate factory in the world. Candy has always been my passion since I was a little boy, and I couldn't have done it alone. Maude Figgle, my very good friend and partner, has done so many things to help me on this incredible journey that I could never imagined of doing it on my own. Now, without a further ado, Wonka's factory is now opened!"

The crowd cheered as Willy stood up and cut the rope of his shiny new factory.

Maude ran up the steps, waving to the crowd. She hugged Willy, tightly.

Will was a bit surprised at the hug. He chuckled nervously, hugging Maude back.

It was the happiest day of their lives.

Will sat in his office, admiring all the workers below. After just a few months, people already seemed to enjoy working at the factory. Will would go down from his office sometimes, and test the different samples that people had made.

Maude was usually in the experiment room, where she made most of her breakthroughs. She was currently testing out a type of rock candy that projected different kinds of emotions.

"Maude, if you keep chewing that gum, your jaw will close shut, haha." Will said, jokingly.

"Yeah, says who, Smartypants?" Maude chuckled, and continued chewing.

Gum seemed to be the only thing that keep her focus. Ever since she was a little girl, she had a habit of chewing gum. She would chew faster if she was nervous or extremely focused. When she didn't have gum to chew, Maude would chew on her hair, pencils, or anything to keep her mind to focus.

Willy's stance on gum was obvious. He hated the stuff, but when it came to Maude, he seemed to tolerate it a lot more.

"Whatcha working on?" Will asked, leaning over Maude's shoulder.

"None of your business." Maude scoffed.

Will pouted, crossing his arms. "Haha, jokes on you. This factory is my business."

"Oh, of course, Mr. International Hotshot." Maude pushed Will gently to the side, and grabbed a few chemicals from behind him.

"You better believe it, missy." Willy looked to the experimentation table. There seemed to be a rock that was glowing pink.

"What does that mean?" Will asked, looking to Maude.

"It's emotional rock candy. You just touch it, and it'll glow whatever color you're feeling." Maude said, excited at her new invention. "It's like a mood ring."

"Uh-huh, and what does pink mean?" Will asked, again, placing his gloved hand on the rock.

Maude blushed, slightly. "Um, it's usually referred to the feeling of love or well happiness. It's kinda not really completed yet."

The rock candy began to shake as well as turn several different colors.

Maude gulped, grabbing Will to the ground. The rock exploded and bits of rock candy seemed to blow everywhere.

Luckily, there wasn't any other workers nearby, but Maude and Willy.

Willy grabbed his cane, and started laughing. "That was magnificent! We should do that again, but next time we should add different labels on the colors."

Maude chuckled as well. "Hehe, of course."

"Yes, we should definitely do that when I get back from India."

Maude's smiled quickly faded. "Leaving? To India?"

"Prince Pondicherry asked me to build him a palace entirely made out of chocolate." Willy chuckled. "It's really a strange request, is it not?"

"Yes, but, who will be in charge when you're gone?"

"You will, of course."

Maude's eyes widened as Willy headed out the door. "But, wait, why me?"

"Why not you? You're the only gosh darn person I'd trust to run this entire factory."

Maude smiled, slightly. She seemed a little troubled. "I'll do my best, Will."

He smiled back at her, pulling her into a hug.

Maude hesitantly hugged back. She looked up at the chocolateir's face. He looked young and bright. His lips were almost kissable. His hair was all short and crooked.

Maude pulled out of the hug and looked away. The very words "I love you" hung to her tongue, as Willy walked out of the factory.

"Good luck, Will."

A few weeks later, the press were hounding the factory, curious to where the chocolateir went off to.

Maude tried to maintain her composure without him, but it was no use to the press. They liked to dismiss her like she was some secretary. It annoyed her at times.

Even some of the workers in the factory didn't seem to care that she was in charge. They would say revolting things behind her back. Soon she didn't show up to the break room anymore. She started chewing her gum a lot faster.

"Um, excuse me, miss." A man said, knocking on the door of Wonka's office.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Wonka isn't here right now. Is there anything I can help you with?" Maude asked, opening the door for the man.

"No, actually. I was just looking for you." The man stammered.

The man seemed to have red hair, with captivating green eyes.

"Well, is there anything that you need help with, sir?" Maude repeated.

"Um, I apologize if this comes off as a bit dodgy, but I wanted to ask if you'd get drinks with me later?"

Maude crossed her arms at the offer. "I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to decline, because I've got lots of work to catch up on."

The man still insisted. "The drinks would be on me."

"Uh-huh. Another thing is I don't even know your name." Maude said, rolling her eyes.

"It's Ron, Ron Duncan." The man stuck out his hand.

She looked at his hand, and raised an eyebrow. "Maude Figgle. Now, I'm really swamped with work, if you'll excuse me."

"Look, I get that you're busy, but, I really admire your since I was a kid. In my opinion, you'd be better off without Wonka." The man turned to leave.

Maude stopped whatever she was doing and looked at him. "That's very kind of you. You know what, sure, I'll go."

"Great, then it's a date." Ron smiled at her and walked off.

From that first meeting, Maude didn't expect to be in a relationship with him. Ron seemed so nice and caring, but there was something off about him. She didn't exactly know what, but she did have a feeling that his intentions were cloudy.

When Willy got back from India, he was greeted by a tight hug from Maude.

"Ah, it's good to be back after such a long time. India is scolding hot, you know." Willy said, as he hugged Maude back.

"There's someone I want you to meet." She smiled at Will, bringing him over to Ron.

Willy's smile faltered, when she gave Ron a kiss on the cheek. "Heh, hi."

"This is Ron. He's my boyfriend." Maude said, holding onto Ron's hand.

Ron stuck out his hand for Will to shake it. Will hesitantly shook it with a disgusted look on his face.

"I find it extraordinary that after all this time you guys held up your friendship." Ron smiled. It seemed to have a sour connotation to it.

Will smiled back, just as sourly. "Uh-huh, yeah. We've had the same dream since we were kids."

Ron's smile disappeared, slightly. He gave Maude another kiss before heading off. It made Will grimace slightly, as Ron walked off.

Will didn't know how to describe it, but he didn't like Ron. In fact, he grew to despise him, but he just didn't know why.

Whenever he would see Maude all lovey dovey with Ron, it just made Will sick to his stomach. Soon, candy sales began to drop. His chocolate just wasn't tasting as good as it used to.

It started getting worse when spies began stealing his life's work. The only thing that kept him afloat was Maude.

One day, Maude announced that she was getting engaged. However, she didn't seem too thrilled about it.

Willy picked up on it right away. She didn't seem to want anything to do with him anymore.

Maude began to distance herself from Will more and more. He felt more hollow without her.

During the wedding, Will showed up to walk Maude down the aisle.

"H-hey, Maude." He began.

"Yes?" She answered.

Will couldn't get over how she looked in her wedding dress. Her hair was done up all nice, and her lips looked almost kissable. He placed his gloved hand on her cheek, as the words "I love you" hung on the tip of his tongue.

"Good luck." He said, as he walked her down the aisle.

[icecoldwilliams]

Hi again, so I wanted to ask what is your take on romantic ships with the following (both canon and au) Nina x Heihachi, Nina x Lars , Nina x Shaheen , Nina x Amour King and finally, Nina x Devil Jin.

// Oooh. Okay so, ngl did not know some of these ships were a thing. But ummm

Thoughts below the cut because it got long:

Nina X Heihachi = a big ol fuck no. She rightfully hates his guts and if given the chance would probably dance on his grave after the shit he pulled with her 🙃. She hates him more than she hates Kazuya honestly. Kazuya may have been the one to put her in cryosleep, but Heihachi was the one who ordered the experiments done on her, woke up Ogre which made him brainwash her, dared to call her "his super weapon", and then forced her to work for him in T7. You know she celebrated as soon as it was 100% confirmed he's dead.

Nina X Lars : Lowkey I could ship it. Canonically she is not a fan of him after he went rogue in T6, then he helped almost blow her up in T7 (and non-canon but he, Alisa, & Lee also ganged up on her again in one of the T7 pachislots oof) And in threads rn they have a sort of frienemy thing going on. But I would not be surprised if they were closer before he went rogue, and that definitely has the chance to be the base of something more in the future. It'll take a lot of work though.

Nina X Shaheen is another one I could definitely see, mainly because it actually was almost a thing in a thread on here lol. They both hate Kazuya's guts, there's the potential that they could help each other out (at least in the T7 setting) and I could see that going somewhere.

Nina X Armor King : I honestly don't have many thoughts on. She doesn't have much of a relationship or interactions with either Armor Kings canonically or within threads thus far. King II I could see potential for though?? Given how both were deeply impacted by Ogre and all.

And finally Nina X Devil Jin : oof. I have mixed thoughts. Nina X Jin is personally my OTP, and one of the many reasons why is because they can both easily relate to their traumatic experiences, like feeling out of control of their own body. Nina with being brainwashed by Ogre, Jin with his Devil side taking control. So while Nina might care deeply about Jin, I feel like she'd more so view his devil side as a demon that needs to be put to sleep and let Jin go... She's his bodyguard, she's supposed to protect him and stay by his side in T6, so I imagine if there were any late night devil episodes at the office Nina was in charge of snapping Jin out of it and handling his devil side. In the titan comics we even get a couple small bits of her doing so, one where she clearly knows how to calm Jin down and steady him to keep his devil side from completely taking over, and another where she recognizes Jin's devil side about to take control and she quickly takes action to again prevent it — That being said, however, I would not 100% rule it out just yet either. Nina at times is attracted to power, given maybe an AU where Jin has more control over his devil side and / or where Jin genuinely wants to be that evil (could not see that happening in canon but again AU). With a lot of convincing I could see her getting on board.

[kpopisthereasonihavenolife]

TAY MY BB! First, saw you made some progress on your plans/outlines and lemme just give ya a quick HELL FUCKING YEAH 😤😤😤 we love productivity, no matter how small. Second, I felt compelled to share with you that I (fucking finally) finished my fantasy jk fic the other week (only took me 2+ years lmao 🤧). Idk I just wanted to tell you since your work was part of my motivation to start posting and we’ve been interacting since before I even starting writing. I’m so proud and excited that it’s over! (But now imma start rewriting the entire thing as a nonfic oof pray for me) Anywhooooo hope you’re doing peachy! Stay strong and healthy’ 💙💙💙

CAM MY LOVE!!!! First to your first, im glad for my small progress considering that typing in general is still a minor annoyance lol. At least for the soon release for Years END just needs another edit and not much typing lol. Second to your second, congrats on finishing that fic beebs!! I totally get the who years-long writing process; in October it'll be a year for Kitsune which is just wild to think about. As for rewriting it into a proper story, i'll pray for you sis. rip (I've thought about reforming a couple of my fics into storys non-kpop/anime related so i totally get it).

I find it crazy we've actually been interacting as long as we have considering a lot of our past convos were memes about Blight back and forth LOL.

Just remember not to burn yourself out and to take breaks between writing and what not!