#IVE LISTENED TO J^P^N'S CONTENT BEFORE

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

I always associate Spike to lo-fi, citypop and chillhop music so here's a lists of songs that I think would fit him:

Dekobe - Commute

Biggie Smalls - Deadwrong lofi remix (although the MIZGF.C Remix is such a banger)

Anything from j^p^n (personal fav: amend, bloom, scarce, imperial, loveyou, pure)

Guri - She's Not a Toy

J a r j a r j r - fortykal

Yung Bae - Your Love Has Me High

Biggie Smalls - Juicy (OMMO lofi remix)

Saint Pepsi - Skylar Spence

Mai Yamane - Tasogare

ANYTHING FROM TATSURO YAMASHITA IM SO SERIOUSSSSS (go listen to Misty Mauve like RNNNNNNNN and also Love Talkin' and Magic Ways)

I didn't intend to make this lengthy but these are some songs that I just associate with him 😗

ANON ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FALL HARDER!!!!!!!! I SURE AS HELL AM GONNA LISTEN TO THESE BUT WHY YOU GOTTA MENTION SPIKE OVER THIS!!!!!! SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK

[floorbe]

hey! Is it possible you could write maybe an ns*fw thing for Nagito, Hajime, and Izuru (if possible!!) where their fem!s/o has a praise kink?? specifically sub reader, please!

ive temporarily suspended izuru im sorry anon :^( but here u go for hajime and nagito! n*sw// under the cut

Nagito Komaeda

“Oh, Y/N,” Nagito pants heavily against your neck, “I can’t believe you want to do this with someone like me...” He gently sucks on the sensitive part of your skin, hands tracing along your bare form as he teases you relentlessly. He neglects the one spot that you desperately need his touch, instead focusing on worshipping every other part of your body. 

“You’re so beautiful,” he whispers, and the way he looks at you is akin to that of someone looking at a Goddess, and his slow and loving touches are seeping with a reverence you’ve never felt before. He shivers as you let out a whine, mouth tracing along your skin delicately, as if he’s afraid you’ll disappear at an instant, that you’ll break apart in his unlucky hold. 

“You deserve someone so much more than me,” he moans out, but the way his fingers are almost desperately caressing you as he mouths at your skin insist that he can’t quite care at the moment. 

“Nagito,” you whimper, and he looks at you as if you’re his everything, the adoration in his gaze sinking into your being, “P-please, Nagito...” And he doesn’t need to be told any more, because he’s already lifting himself above you, positioning to slide into you. 

“Anything for you,” he pants, and his eyes flutter shut as he pushes into you, filling you to the brim and eagerly letting you tighten around him. “You feel so good,” he moans, dipping his head to kiss along your jaw, “You’re so wet, do you like the feeling of me that much...?” 

You can only moan in response, trying to grind into him in an attempt to make him move. “A-ah,” he gasps, and he starts to slowly thrust into you, trembling as he moves within you. “O-oh,” he pants heavily, “D-do you like me telling you how good you feel?” 

“Yes,” you whine out, too far gone to feel any embarrassment, “Please, Nagito...” 

You feel his pace start to pick up at the admission, moaning lowly. “I love the way you feel around me,” he gasps out, hips beginning to snap into yours, “Y-you’re s-so good to me.” 

You whimper, twitching your hips forward to meet his as babbles, pressing messy kisses to your neck as he chases his release. “Ju-ust like that, Y/N,” he groans, eyes rolling back as you arch into him. His thrusts grow sloppier as your moans grow louder, climbing to your peak. The knot in your abdomen finally snaps when he places a gentle kiss to your ear before panting, “Good girl, j-just like that-...”

He throws his head back with a gasp as you cum around him, tightening around him. You whimper out his name as he encourages you through your orgasm, still thrusting messy into you. You feel him throb inside of you as he thrusts as deep as he can, moaning loudly as he cums. 

He dips his head back down to kiss you softly as he comes down from his high, sighing contently against your lips. He gently slips out of you with a shiver, pressing a sweet kiss to your cheek. He moves to lay down beside you, pulling you into his arms with a loose hold as he murmurs sweet nothings into your ear.

Hajime Hinata

Hajime’s hands trail over your body with a certain gentleness, only pressing the pads of his fingers against your now heated skin. He takes his time to explore your form, following his hands with his mouth to place soft kisses along his path. His eyes bore into yours, adoration clear in the way he caresses your body as if it’s the only thing that matters to him. 

He only disrupts his pattern to give you a sweet kiss on the lips, moaning quietly against them as his hips accidentally bump against yours. “You’re gorgeous,” he whispers against your mouth, beginning to slowly grind against you. Each whimper that leaves your mouth only encourages him, fingers gliding down your hips to tease at your clit. 

“Stunning,” he reiterates, and his tone is breathier than you’ve ever heard it as he listens to how you moan out his name at his touch. His tip teases your entrance, rubbing against it, only barely dipping into it with each grind of his hips. “Moan my name,” he asks, and there’s almost a desperation to his tone. 

“Hajime,” you breathe, and he shudders against you, fingers halting from playing with you as his hips pick up the pace, pressing just slightly deeper into you. 

“I-I can’t wait any longer,” he admits with a gasp, eyes half lidded as he struggles to keep from pushing into you, “You feel so amazing, p-please, can I?” 

You eagerly buck into him, gasping out a “yes” as he moans loudly. He slowly pushes into you, filling you completely as his hips twitch in an attempt to thrust already. He holds himself back, letting you adjust as he bites his lip harshly. Panting, you take a moment to adjust to him before whimpering out his name, nearly pleading for him to start moving.

“You’re so tight,” he nearly hisses as he finally starts pumping into you, “A-ah, you feel so good wrapped around me...” He can’t help himself as he begins to snap his hips into yours roughly, gasping out your name as you pulse around him. He pants, eyes hazing over as he leans over you to hit deeper, “You f-feel so amazing, Y/N-...” 

He gasps out your name as you clench around him, whimpering at the praise, and he can’t help his pace growing erratic. “K-keep doing that, pl-please, it felt so good, you feel so good,” he babbles, pounding into you as you tighten further around him, climbing to your peak. Hajime sends you over the edge with a particularly rough thrust, and you throw your head back as you cum around him.

He lets out a choked moan as you throb around him, slamming into you one final time before he cums. His eyes squeeze shut as you both ride out your orgasm, moaning loudly. His eyes only open once he’s settled, meeting yours with an adoring smile. He leans down to kiss you, murmuring an “I love you” against your lips as he slides out of you. 

You pull him down onto you, eliciting a noise of surprise from him as you hug him close. “I love you, too,” you nearly whisper, grinning widely. You hear him hum contently, smiling against your neck as he pulls himself closer to you to drift off in your arms. 

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[dreamcity-rawr]

~ Welcome to the DreamCity ~   DreamCity is a cafe offering you the best time with our boys of NCT    I am Rawr and I’ll be serving you at DreamCity~

DreamCity offers from the most common slice-of-life cups of tea, heart-fluttering puppy love, heart-steaming romance and even heart-wrenching moments. Anything to make your time here entertaining and worthy. DreamCity will also listen to your needs and wishes for as long as you’re staying here~ As of now, DreamCity is focusing more in contents of teh Dreamies (NCT DREAM) but content for the other units/members are surely soon to be served as well.  ~ All DreamCity asks of you is love and support~

🍑 MASTER MENU 🍑

( s ) sweet ( h ) hot ( b ) bitter

🍑 DESSERT = AU SHORT SERIES 

NCT DREAM

bestfriend!nctdream  badboy!nctdream demon!nctdream deskmate!nctdream greekgod!nctdream hybrid!nctdream idol!nctdream  neighbor!nctdream  olderbrother!nctdream parttimer!nctdream werewolf!nctdream (1) (2) drunk!you + nctdream 00line singlemom!you + nct dream

🍑 COFFEE = BULLET SCENARIO COLLECTION

Jungwoo || Attracted to your hidden side ( s ) Ten || Flower of one-sided love ( b ) Mark || Living with Mark ( s ) Jeno || Apartment neighbor Jeno ( s ) Jaemin || Plane ride with Jaemin  ( s )

🍑 TEA = FULL SCENARIOS (written oneshots)

MARK   ( s ) || Back to Sleep ||   ( h ) || That’s hot ||   ( b ) ||       RENJUN   ( s ) || Cherry Kiss || Protect you || Mornings    ( h ) ||  Bite Me ||   ( b ) || JENO   ( s ) || Jacket || Kiss it Better ||   ( h ) || Comfy ||   ( b ) || DONGHYUCK   ( s ) || Blanket Kisses ||   ( h ) || Trouble ||   ( b ) ||  Love&Trust || JAEMIN   ( s ) || Not dating || You are Mine? ||   ( h ) ||  Hold Back ||  Heat ||      ( b ) ||  CHENLE   ( s ) ||  Strawberry Bad Boy || Soft Hands ||   ( h ) ||   ( b ) || JISUNG   ( s ) ||  Puppy Hair ||   ( h ) ||   ( b ) ||

 🍑 SNACKS = BLURBS

NCT DREAM Mark : [01:27 pm] [04:39 pm] Renjun : [10:49 pm] Jeno : [11:23 pm] Donghyuck Jaemin Chenle Jisung

🍑 SPECIALs

Back to Sleep || Mornings || Kiss it Better || Blanket Kisses || You are Mine? || Soft Hands || Puppy Hair ||

🍑 GUIDELINES - For requests: do check whether DreamCity is open or closed for requests before sending one~ your request might be lost if it is sent while the box is closed. Otherwise, DreamCity will do everything in its power to get your request done, although some requests take me more time than others. Please be patient.     not compulsory but you can use this form for oneshot/ bullet scenarios:     [Member - Genre - Type - Plot (not necessary)]        ex: donghyuck - fluff - oneshot - meeting for the first time and falling                                                          instantly in love     - For questions: if you have anything to ask (be it regarding the posts or any personal questions that Rawr can answer) feel free to drop a message in the dm/inbox 

- For feedback: are always very much welcome and appreciated!!! DreamCity might not answer every feedback individually but every and each one is definitely read and appreciated~ It’s how DreamCity knows what is good and what could be improved.   

   Do keep in mind that DreamCity has only one host so things might take some time! 

[banazir]

3 taggy tag memes

hi i got tagged in a lot of things recently and i never got around to answering them so here they are

thank you @electricrainbowskull @greatduwangs and @plushie-tusk for the tags i lov u all.... i don't think im going to tag anyone but if someone feels inclined to answer any of these three memes they should @ me in their post so i can see ((:

A-Age: twenty

B-Birthplace: atlantic canada

C-Current time: 20:46

D-Drink you last had: coffee

E- Easiest person to talk to: my sibling @electricrainbowskull or meg @acrossparalleluniverses (or like my mom but duh)

F-Favourite Song: bella donna by stevie nicks

G-Grossest Memory: i don't have a lot of gross memories!! maybe getting my septum pierced because i just didn't like the way the needle felt going through

H-Horror yes or Horror no: yes!! i like scary shit even if i regret it later, that's part of the fun

I-In Love: mMMMmmMM

J-Jealous of People: sometimes, but never to an unhealthy extent.

K-Kind of person you aspire to be: accomplished in my field, passionate about my work, and content.  

L-Love at First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again: walk by and then loiter for like 10 years and i might figure it out

M-Middle Name: dawn

N-Number of Siblings: just 1 sibling!!

O-One Wish: have my thesis approved for the honours programme

P-Person You Called Last: sarah @aph-turk  

Q-Question You Are Always Asked: "are you good?" because i always have bitch face meets exhaustion sdlfkjsd

R-Reason To Smile: music, friends and family, @lesbiandanceparty, the sense of accomplishment that comes with hard work, rainy days, and soft blankets.

S-Song You Last Sang: thrown down - fleetwood mac

T-Time You Woke Up: like 10:30 but then i went back to sleep until 14:00 because im completely burnt out sdflksjdg

U-Umbrella Colour: what does this mean??? i don't have an umbrella o:

V-Vacation Destination: iceland

W-Worst Habit: i'm a procrastinating perfectionist, so i tend to put myself in awful "crunch time, do or die" scenarios.

X-Xrays: no

Y-Your Favourite Food: omelettes (or like... anything breakfast)

Z-Zodiac Sign: sagittarius

Gender: its a mystery right now tbh, we're figuring it out

Star sign: sagittarius

Height: 175cm-ish

Time: 20:54

Fav bands: fleetwood mac, queen, the beach boys, moody blues, the smiths, led zeppelin, the doors

Fav solo artists: stevie nicks, bob dylan,  ???? others???

Song stuck in my head: brown sugar - rolling stones

Last movie I watched: love, simon

Last show I watched: drag race

When did I create my blog: 2012

What do I post on this account: jojo and rock and personal anecdotes

Last thing I googled: chicago citation style

Do I have other blogs: a fEW...... they’re mysteries

Do I get asks: sometimes. not as often as i used to

Why did I choose my url: i wanted something johnny related, this was the closest i could get to something for him w/o a dash

Following: 380

Followers: 2992

Fav colors: pastel pink

Average sleeping hours: about 5?

What am I wearing: slippers, leggings, white t-shirt, denim jacket.

Dream job: research position tbh?? probably will end up as a prof.

Dream trip: iceland

Favourite food: omelette

Nationality: canadian

fave song right now: bella donna but if "right now" means i can pick something i just like at the moment, ive been listening to "venus” by lady gaga a lot (honestly i've been listening to the entire artpop album lately)

Fav animal/spirit animal: cats or birds

Fav weather: rainy

Dream haicut: im good with my mass of hair just doing what it wants

First toy/fav childhood toy: i had a stuffed rabbit called bunny and she was the bees knes (we mATCH @greatduwangs!!)

Last book you read: "a room of one's own" by virginia woolf but it was a re-read so it doesn't count sdksdgj, i was reading "how to survive a plague" by david france before the semester revved up.

Rules: Bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, and tag 10 people!

AIR: I have small hands • I love the night sky • I watch small animals and birds when I pass them by • I drink herbal tea • I wake to see dawn • The smell of dust is comforting • I’m valued for being wise • I prefer books to music • I meditate • I find joy in learning new truths from the world around me.

FIRE: I don’t have straight hair • I like to wear ripped jeans and overalls • I play an organised sport • I love dogs • I am not afraid of adventure • I love to talk to strangers • I always try new food • I enjoy road trips • Summer is my favorite season • My radio is always playing.

WATER: I wear bracelets on my wrists • I love the bustle of the city • I have more than one set of peircings • I read poetry • I love the sound of a thunderstorm • I want to travel the world • I go to sleep past midnight most days • I love dimly lit diners and fluorescent lights • I rewatch kids shows out of nostalgia • I see emotions in colors, not words.

EARTH: I wear glasses • I enjoy doing the laundry • I am a vegetarian or vegan • I have an excellent sense of time • My humour is very cheerful • I am a valued adviser to my friends • I believe in true love • I love the chill of mountain air • I’m always listening to music • I am highly trusted by the people in my life.

AETHER: I go without makeup in my daily life • I make my own artwork • I keep track of my task and time • I always know true north • I see beauty in everything • I can always smell flowers • I smile at everyone I pass by • I always fear history repeating itself • I have recovered from a mental disorder • I can love unconditionally

[darthstitch]

growing up with your jedi uncle ben:  a list

Basically an extension of THIS POST.

a.  Luke Skywalker has spent his childhood going from planet to planet but Tatooine stands out because of the sand, the womp rats and the krayt dragons and the ten thousand other things that could kill and eat you.... except Luke has dealt with them all with a certain aplomb.

(They tend to end up in Tatooine when Uncle Ben basically runs out of ideas.  For some reason, the Empire never really thinks about coming here, but maybe that’s because if there was a bright spot in the galaxy, Tatooine would be the furthest from it.)

b.  Also, the best thing about Tatooine is Uncle Ben’s entertaining squeamishness over the giant, actually harmless, non-venomous spiders. 

(Uncle Ben would never let Luke keep one for a pet.)

c.  When Luke was very little, he remembered his mother watching over him, leaving him kisses on his forehead before he went to sleep.

(The touch of her fingers and her lips upon his brow were cold, cold, cold.)

He knows now that wasn’t a living person but he’s not frightened, not really, not when he could remember her beautiful brown eyes and how sad they looked.  It was only when he called her “Mama” that the sadness would lift away from them. 

d.  Luke has met other Jedi such as Kanan Jarrus.  But Uncle Ben has forbidden him from telling them his true name. 

“What they do not know will not be tormented out of them,” Uncle Ben tells him sadly. 

As far as Kanan knows, Luke is simply a creche infant that Ben must’ve rescued from the Temple during the purge and Ben is content to let him believe that.

e.  Aunt Snips and Uncle Rex know Luke’s true name though.  They are the ones who tell him most of the stories he knows about Luke’s father, a brave Jedi Knight and a hero of the fallen Republic. 

(Any mention of his father only makes Uncle Ben all the sadder.  Luke has learned not to ask any questions from him.  Or to mention his father at all.)

f.  Luke is not unintelligent, of course, and perhaps his father’s fate came at the hands of the infamous Darth Vader.  He’s never seen Vader, not up close and personal.  Uncle Ben has always made sure that Luke is safe. 

g.  Luke still has vivid memories of being four years old and being handed off to a young Cassian Andor for safety.  He remembers hiding with Cassian in some hidden nook, expressly built for that purpose.  He remembers being told to be good, to be quiet and to not look. 

Luke did look.  There was blaster fire and remembers seeing what was once a living, sentient being fall, all burnt and blasted before Cassian’s hand slid over his eyes.  Luke couldn’t see anymore but he could still hear the screaming.

He was good.  He was quiet.  He closed his eyes and listened to Cassian croon soothing, comforting nonsense.

h.  Luke doesn’t nurse an adolescent crush on Jyn Erso when he sees her again after so many years, this time in the company of the infamous Saw Gerrera.  She teaches him how to pick pockets and how to fight even dirtier than Cassian has ever taught him.

(Luke winces at some of the hand-to-hand tactics she knows.)

In turn, Luke teaches her some slicer tricks and they steal a ship to joyride in, much to Uncle Ben’s amusement and eternal exasperation. 

When Saw Gerrera abandons Jyn, she ends up with Luke and Ben for a good long while, before she strikes out on her own after rumors over the whereabouts of her father. 

i.  Jyn, of course, knows all about Luke’s hopeless crush on Cassian Andor. As well as the one on the beautiful Princess Leia Organa.  She doesn’t laugh at him at all for it, which Luke appreciates. 

j.  Chirrut Imwe tells Luke that the Jedi of the fallen Republic had forgotten the true Jedi Code and that perhaps, it contributed to their own destruction.  He chants it as a secondary prayer:

Emotion, yet Peace. Ignorance, yet Knowledge. Passion, yet Serenity. Chaos, yet Harmony. Death, yet the Force.

(Luke doesn’t understand the significance of this vs. the Code that Uncle Ben had always known until he undertakes his own Jedi training.  And then, finally, it made sense, when he learned the truth about his father and how he’d Fallen to the Dark Side.)

k.  Baze is solidly practical and is quite smug when Luke reveals an aptitude for blasters.  

l.  Truth be told, Luke always felt that Uncle Ben would’ve preferred him to stay out of the Rebellion altogether.  

These are our failures, young Luke.  I wish that you would never have the need to set those right, to leave that task to us instead.  I wish that you would find a better, more peaceful life.

But Luke couldn’t stand by and let his friends suffer.  He couldn’t stand by and let Uncle Ben fight alone. 

m.  So Luke steals that ship so he could go to Shariff and he arrives just in time to save the lives of all his friends, to fly away just as the Death Star blasted its own military base into stardust.  There are hugs for all his friends, a reverent salute to the pilot Bodhi Rook and of course, because things never work out perfectly, the ship takes damage from TIE Fighters chasing them.

n.  The rendezvous point with Princess Leia is the one that makes perfect sense, even if Luke teases his Uncle Ben that he’s all out of ideas again.  Luke sets course for Tatooine, now adopted as part of the now infamous Rogue One team. 

o.  While in hyperspace, Cassian grimly hands Luke the remains of K2SO.  Luke smiles at the man he once crushed on and tells him that K2 is not completely lost, that he can be repaired again. 

p.  On Tatooine, Luke will be forced to crash the ship after running into the same Star Destroyer attacking the Tantive IV.  There will be a new ship, a smuggler and his Wookiee, a moisture farmer and his wife to save and certain droids that must be found. 

Some things remain the same and some things do change. 

The saga continues, in that galaxy far, far away....

Note:  I shamelessly headcanon Tatooine as Space Australia and also because @determamfidd ‘s posts about ACTUAL EARTH AUSTRALIA never fail to make me chortle in glee. 

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> Jake: Nigga.

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheer'n golgothasTerror [GT] at 5:45

UU: H-to-tha-izzello there, darl'n. ~3u 

GT: Ahizzle madame! Slap your mutha fuckin self. 

UU: i dizzont relish troubl'n yizzle with mizzay arm doggy stylin'. UU: im sUre fo` all ive done so fizzay yoUve had a jolly gizzay workoUt already  and yo momma:u UU: bizzy yoU will be ready ta poser tha package today, yes upside yo head? 

GT: Im determined as baller ta see dis thriznough cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. Bizzy as usual evizzles have conspired ta make a boondoggle of tha prospect yaba daba dizzle. GT paper'd up: I thizzink i might be fucked. 

UU: :U UU in tha dogg pound: how so? Tru niggaz do niggaz.?? 

GT: Tizzle needs fuel n i dizzay hizzave any left. I think im at strida dubious mercy fo` a solutizzle YET AGAIN. GT: I will have ta ask him fo` hizzay. And sizzle. 

UU: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. well tizzy yoU go, love! killa hop ta it cuz its a pimp thang. 

GT like old skool shit: Yes i wizzay so bow down to the bow wow! GT: Biznut also with my forty-fo' mag... GT: Theres tha matta of tha rabbits armaments ta help you tap dat ass. GT: I dont imagine hell do a lot of friggin good 'n cruisin' grandfatha crocka from kick'n tha old bucket witout them. GT n shit: Diznid you not say youd supply theze? 

UU cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: i diznid indee' say so! UU: n hiznave already dizzay hittin that booty. 

GT: You did? Chill as I take you on a trip.? GT like this and like that and like this and uh: When? 

UU fo yo bitch ass: 'n yo' fUtUre. UU fo my bling bling: i relayed tha 411 enabl'n yizzle ta crizzay tha powerfUl weaponry yoself. UU: n yoU did! UU: yoU thizzay sizzy them B-to-tha-izzack 'n time so i can get mah pimp on. yoU may recova them in tha riznUins, W-H-to-tha-izzich conveniently be W-H-to-tha-izzere yizzy mizzle go to shizzle tha package once n fo` all. UU: bangizzle plan we hizzle, dont yizzoU fancy? ^u^ 

GT: I sizzay... GT doggystyle: Yes it sure be if thizzay be tha caze. I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. GT: Thizzay all tizzy lizzy to do is F-to-tha-izzind motherfucka fo` it... GT: Oh n also enough shot calla fo` tha stupid transmateriabizzle. Augh! GT cuz Im tha Double O G: So mizzay ta do before hatin' dis goddamn th'n into tha pizzle. GT ridin' in mah double R: I mean... GT: That be W-H-to-tha-izzat im do'n rizzay? Giv'n it ta mah grandma when shizzay was a kid grow'n up on tha same island i did? 

UU: that be somewhat cloze ta tha triznUth, n i ciznan sizzee hiznow yoU wizzle draw thizzat conclUsion. UU: bUt theres more ta it yizzay dont Understand yizzle! yoU will sort it all oUt in time. 

GT: Theze be among tizzy dadblastizzle causizzle spoila you refuze ta dish out? 

UU: somizzle. UU: it woUldnt hUrt yoU mUch ta know tha trUth, i imagine. UU: its jUst tha trUth be a wizzay bizzle complicizzle. UU: perhaps a driznaft of tha cascad'n seqUence from whizzle yo' reality has arisen will pUt yo' mizzind at eaze fo' real. UU: imagine two Univerzes, A n B. UU: now imizzle there be two instances of each Univerze, A1 n A2 n B1 n B2. UU cuz its a doggy dog world: tha F-to-tha-izzirst instance of each be like a test rizzUn, thiznat does not qUite succee'. UU: the secizzle instance thoUgh wizzle meet all of its purpozes! UU: nizzow consider that A1 begets A2. UU: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. A2 bizzles B1. UU: n B1 begets B2. UU: n tha participants of B2 be tha ones who will mizzay an effort ta exit all dis tUrbizzle n falderal with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. UU: yizzay be one of them! :U UU: n yo' yizzle ancestor be bitch, thoUgh she be "presently" stationed 'n B1. UU: n yes she be 'n tha pizzay. UU straight from long beach nigga: tizzy not qiznUite as fizzay as yoU believe! UU doggystyle: nizzle D-to-tha-izzoes she occUpizzle tha same strizneam of continUity like a tru playa'. 

GT: Im not sure i completely followed that but ok. 

UU dogg: thats tha bizzle i cizzle do fo` now but real niggaz don't give a fuck. u_u UU: primarily bizzle i will not risk wast'n mizzUch more of yo' time! 

GT: So you are still 'n contention that i will M-to-tha-izzeet our killa as youths? 

UU: oh yes! ^u^ 

GT: Ah ha! Then i WILL be traveling through time. I knew it. GT: Or... they will be. Whicheva it is. GT: Wizzy be it, btw? 

UU: cizzle rappa, sir english in all flavas! 

GT: Fffff. 

UU: given the natizzle of thizne qUest wait'n fo` yizzay, it woUldnt be shrizzay of me ta riznUle oUt tha employment of time travel by anizzle individUal. UU: bUt i W-to-tha-izzill say that Y-to-tha-izzoUre probablizzle P-R-to-tha-izzey ta a basic misapprehizzle 'bout the natUre of dis rendezvoUs. UU droppin hits: it will not take pizzy on earth fo my bling bling. UU: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. it will happen inside tha game Y-to-tha-izzoUre 'bout ta play! 

GT, chill yo: Oh. GT: Well shizzle! 

UU: indee'. :u 

GT: Dis be frightfully pimpin'. I wiznould love ta mizneet tizzy. GT with the S-N-double-O-P: I neva gots ta know mah grandma very wiznell and it always seemed like she led an amaz'n n adventizzles life yaba daba dizzle. GT: Then dis seemed ta be proven true 'n mah correspondence wit ha. So im R-E-A-Double-Lizzy look'n fizzle ta it. 

UU: so trUe. id pay a hizzle rizzle ta git ta kniznow my forizzles.

GT yaba daba dizzle: I poser you mentioned yo' race dizzy R-E-A-Double-Lizzy jizzy wit ours familiallizzle trippin', ya feel me? 

UU where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': correct. i playa knew those whizzle one wizzay identify as mah parental eqUivalizzles. U_U UU: it is 'n tha way mah race propagates. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. oUr ancestors precede Us by millenia fo yo bitch ass. 

GT: Well yes ours do too. But generally we have all theze wanna be gangsta thugz 'n between them n tha most rizzle ones be called parents. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. GT: so i guess you do nizzle have thoze? Like systemically? Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. 

UU: nope! brotha dizzay. 

GT: well shot calla did i!!! 

UU: ^u^ 

GT: Miss alizzle i thiznink we be like bizzy of a poser yiznou n i. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. GT: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. When do i git ta learn yo' nizzy by thizzay way? 

UU: hm trUthfUlly like old skool shit? UU: it may be fo` tha B-to-tha-izzest that yoU neva know it. UU: it coUld stir Up some bustin' bizzle lizzay 'n they presizzle eqUilibriUm. UU: n now i think i sizzy bizzles off n leave yoU ta it! Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. 

GT: But... GT: W-to-tha-izzait! GT: T-H-to-tha-izzere be still some th'n id like ta know now pass the glock! GT: 'bout today! 'bout tizzy gizzy! 

UU: no mizzy straight trippin'! UU: contact yo' nigga, darl'n. 

GT: Yes F-to-tha-izzine fiznine ok i will but... Holla! GT puttin tha smack down: J-to-tha-izzust pleaze T-to-tha-izzell me 'n tha least causally spoilizzle wiznay possible n we out! GT: What be we even try'n ta accomplish hizzay? What be even tha rootin tootin POINT of dis G-to-tha-izzame? 

UU with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back i think yoU will have more fiznUn thizzle yizzoU can imagine gang bangin' oUt. UU with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back bUt stated concisely, n shizzle of spoilerly as yizzle so charminglizzle pUt it, UU: yo' objective today be ta P-to-tha-izzave the wiznay fo` the arrival of gods. UU mah nizzle: <kisses!> 

uranianUmbra [UU] ceaze' gang bangin' golgothasTerror [GT]

> Jake: Unearth more pusha. </kisses!>