#Ibiki fluff

[dira333]

Unwavering I - Ibiki x Reader

this is for @snuggleboots (taglist is open) this is what happens if you rant to me about your favorite character - I can't help but write about them.

Warnings: Reader is dealing with psychological aspects of her work and she's having trouble with alcoholism. Please do not read if this triggers you.

This is going to be a longer fic, I've already written four more parts and am currently working on the ending.

Masterlist

“Aunty!” Little Ino’s voice is so much like herself - hard to ignore. 

“Hey, Princess.” You drop low to grab her and throw her up in the air, catching her easily in your arms when she comes down giggling.

“You have a new Lipstick!” Ino points out, sticky fingers already on your mouth.

“Hmm. Do you like the color?”

“It’s pretty.”

“You think so? You wanna try too?”

“I can?” Ino asks, blue eyes wide in excitement.

“Why not?” You ask back just as her mother steps out of the shop. “But it will be our secret.” You whisper into your niece's ear and she giggles, clutching you a little tighter.

“What a bold choice.” Your sister-in-law points out when you enter the flower shop with Ino still secure in your arms. 

“You think so?” You smile at yourself in the big window and wipe some lipstick off that Ino had smeared before. “I think it could be a little brighter.”

“I won’t tell you what to wear for work, but is it really the right attire to work at the shop?” 

You press a kiss to Ino’s left cheek instead of answering, exaggerate the noise, and repeat it on the other side of her face. She giggles, unaware of the red blooming on her cheeks now. 

“I think it suits me just fine.” You tell your sister-in-law and turn back to the window, pointing Ino’s reflection out to her. “What do you think, Ino-chan?”

“It’s so pretty!”

-

“Stocking up?” Ibiki’s so close his chest bumps into your back as you wait in line. There are five bottles of wine, two bottles of Sake, and a six-pack of cheap bear in your baskets, crushing a bag of instant ramen under their weight.

“Oh, I’m having a party.” You lie effortlessly and turn to smile up at him.

That’s the most infuriating thing about Ibiki. No matter how bright your lipstick or low-cut your top is, his eyes never leave your eyes when he’s talking to you. You wonder if he’s learned to read them.

“Great.” His voice is so dry he could very well be reading a phone book out loud. “When is it? I’ll bring the snacks.”

“You’re not invited.” You turn back and start unloading your stuff, scrambling to pull your wallet out in time to pay.

“Put in on my tab.” Ibiki orders behind you. “If you’re free this evening, I need to discuss next week's interrogations with you.”

You sigh and pack your groceries back into your basket, silently enjoying how the Ramen noodles crunch under the weight of the wine bottles.

“Can it wait until after I had Dinner?” You ask when he puts his wallet away, his own basket a stark contrast to yours. It’s filled with fresh vegetables and a square package that’s either meat or fish. It’s so healthy, it could give you hives.

Instead of answering he puts one hand on your elbow. He doesn’t need to put any pressure into the touch to let you know to start walking. 

Only when you’re outside the store he starts talking again.

“I’ll cook,” he orders, his voice making it clear that he’s not going to take no for an answer, “Your dinner will just leave you unable to talk.”

Shame burns in your veins as you keep walking, unable to speak.

Your last physical had been a few weeks ago but not even Tsunade telling you to lower your Alcohol intake had made you feel this way. After all, who was she to talk?

.

Ibiki slips his shoes off before he steps inside his apartment and you follow his example awkwardly. Inside, the fattest cat you’ve ever seen trots up to your colleague and rubs itself on his leg, purring so loud you wonder if it’s really an animal and not something else.

“This is Neko.” Ibiki introduces you. “She is very friendly.”

Neko looks up at you as if she wants to disagree. There’s no purring for you, instead, she shows you her ass and walks away.

“Make yourself at home. I’ll start cooking.”

“Can I help?”

“Can you?” He asks back, slipping out of his coat. “Cook, I mean?”

Shame burns through you again. Every other time this topic came up it made you look rebellious and cool to women and a femme fatale to the guys. 

In front of Ibiki, you feel like even more of a failure.

“I’m not stupid.” You bark out and he nods.

“You can cut the vegetables.”

-

“This is Ibiki Morino.” Inochi gestures at the guy in front of you. “You’re going to work together from now on.”

“Why?” You ask, eyeing him curiously. You know Ibiki. You’d been one year behind him in the academy, but other than that you hadn’t interacted much. 

He’d always been just one of the guys, not as memorable as Kakashi nor as flirtatious as Genma. Not a pervert and not someone to lust after. Just… Ibiki.

You, on the other hand, should be well-known to him.

“He’s been made Jonin recently,” Inoichi explains and you straighten in interest.

“Can’t he talk for himself?” You ask because you hate that he’s made Jonin before you. Even if he’s one year older than you, you’ve been handled as the Families Genius for years.

“He can.” Ibiki’s voice is deep, even at sixteen. “I’m going to be assistant to the leader of the Intelligence Division.” 

You gape in shock, turning back to your brother. “I was going to be assistant!” 

You know you sound like a petulant child, but he’d promised you this position the moment he’d known he’d become Leader.

Inoichi has the decency to look ashamed. Ibiki looks like he could care less.

“Since your abilities are so similar, the Hokage thought it would be better to have someone else take the role of the assistant.” Ibiki points out dryly. “But I hope to work well with you as my assistant.” 

You move on instinct, but Inoichi is faster, grabs your hand before it can connect with Ibiki’s face. You’re not sure if you wanted to slap him or read his mind, but now you just look like a fool.

.

Ibiki is the right choice for the position, even if you don’t want to admit it out loud.

He works late when Inoichi can’t be bothered to, little Ino always a bit more important than work. His approach is so different from yours that it would be easy to push it aside but you can see that it works. It’s like two hands, entwined. It’s hard to tell where one starts and the other ends.

But he’s infuriating, impossible to crack.

More than once you’ve been called the most beautiful Kunoichi of your generation. You’ve learned to use your beauty in your work without anyone teaching you to the point that men spill their secrets at the sight of your lips or the flutter of your lashes. 

Not Ibiki.

When you have to leave Konoha for a mission and Genma and Ebisu are trying to subtly fight over who gets to share a tent with you, Ibiki tells them with a bored voice that they will share one tent, leaving you to take over the first watch.

Ibiki is a hard-ass, uncaring for anything that’s not his work.

That’s what you think until

-

You curse and grip your hand but there’s still blood dribbling down your arm.

“Let me see.” Ibiki is at your side in a heartbeat, pulling your hands apart to assess the damage.

“It won’t need stitches.” He exclaims. “But if you don’t want it to leave a scar you should use Chakra.”

“I know that.” You huff in indignation. “I’m trained in Medical Ninjutsu.”

“Then you’ll have no problem with helping yourself.” He points out and pulls you toward the sink only to step in the place you just vacated, inspecting your work. Even from this distance you can tell you haven’t done your best. You hate cutting onions. 

Ibiki doesn’t mention the uneven pieces and you turn back to the cut in your hand, calming yourself down enough to heal it up.

“Turn down the heat.” He points at the stove when you’re done. “And turn the fish.”

You stare at him in confusion. He takes a Spatula from a drawer and flips the filet in the pan without further comment. You feel like a little kid but not in a good way and you scramble to find something to hold on to.

“About next week’s interrogations.”

“I don’t think you should interrogate the Kiri-Nin.” His eyes are on a green vegetable you can’t name. He’s cutting it into thin stripes, his hand moving so swiftly it distracts you from his words for a moment.

You gape when you realize what he’s just said. 

“What? No! I was successful with his colleague when your method did not work. It’s my job!”

“Just because two Shinobi come from the same Village doesn’t mean they will both succumb to the same interrogation.” He points out.

You huff. “Let me try. If it won’t work, you’ll have free reign. But I’m sure it will work.”

“Oh? Did you have something planned?”

You straighten. “Of course. Most Kiri-Nin are used to harsher methods. It works well to establish a connection with them.”

He hums in thought. “How are you planning on doing that?”

You start to explain, quickly engaged in a conversation as he continues asking questions. It’s easy to forget that Ibiki is a hard-ass when he decides to act like a normal person.

“Please set the table.” He interrupts your explanation of a difficult Jutsu. “The plates are in this drawer.”

You straighten in surprise. You hadn’t noticed the time passing.

“Do you want some wine?” You ask when you set down the plates, your basket at the door attracting your attention like it’s True North and you’re an innocent compass drawn toward it.

“No alcohol in this house,” Ibiki announces from the kitchen.

“It’s just a little wine.” You huff.

“Nothing’s just a little wine with you.” His voice is calm but his words cut into you like knives made from ice. You freeze.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” You ask, your voice dangerously low.

“You know what I mean.”

“No, Morino. I don’t.”

He turns, dares to lean his back against the stove behind him.

“I got the report from your last physical.” He announces. “Inoichi doesn’t know yet, but-”

“What?” You hiss. “Were you planning on telling him? Hm? To get me kicked off the squad?”

“You’re going to get yourself kicked off if you keep drinking like that.”

“I don’t have a fucking problem!” You yell. Something crashes loudly and you realize belatedly that you threw a plate at his head, the porcelain shattering on contact but hitting only the kitchen cupboards.

Ibiki doesn’t speak. Somewhere behind you, you can hear Neko mewling loudly, clearly indignant about the noise in her home. You can barely breathe, the room suddenly too small for you. You move toward the door without another word, grab your basket on the way out, and leave your shoes in your haste to get away.

You don’t have a problem.

-

Your team lead is dead, Ibiki has been captured and Ebisu keeps bleeding from a nasty cut on his arm. He’s the least helpful in this situation, mumbling non-stop as he goes through all the books he’s read, trying to find a strategy that might work.

The worst thing about this? It’s your fault. 

Well, that’s not entirely correct. You didn’t kill your team lead and you were not the one who barely missed Ebisu’s heart and instead cut into his arm.

But you’d been one heartbeat too slow, stumbling to catch up in a fight that would have been difficult to win even in top condition. 

You remember fighting with Ibiki on your way here, calling him a stuck-up bitch to his face when he refused to listen to your plan on implementing a new Jutsu. 

You remember him moving you out of the way, scarred hands warm on your skin as he pushed you to the side just moments before he was pulled from your sight. 

If you’d been faster, better, less intent on fighting him instead of your actual opponent, he’d still be here.

Right now you’d take being captured over sitting here with Ebisu.

There’s nothing quite like figuring out you’re not as talented as everyone thinks you are. Nothing like realizing your own failings just in time to see someone looking up to you, believing that you’ll be exactly what they need.

Ebisu is looking at you like that. “You’re the team lead now.” He says and your stomach churns so violently you have to excuse yourself.

You wish for the warmth that settles in your stomach after the first sip of Sake or the fuzzy feeling of safety that comes after a glass of wine. Everything but what you have now.

.

You promise yourself a six-pack of beer if you manage to find out where they’re keeping Ibiki. Your body won’t mind the extra calories if Ebisu keeps eating your rations as well as his.

When that is done, you promise yourself that new dress you’d been eyeing. It’s a deep shade of brown that makes you look like a delicate flower and reminds you a little bit of Ibiki’s eyes when he’s laughing - not that you’d ever tell him that. It’s crazy expensive but you’ll look amazing in it. It might even get Ibiki to show a reaction if only to sigh and tell you not to waste your money on things like this.

All you have to do to earn this dress? Break Ibiki out.

When you find him, his head is a bloody mess but he’s glaring up at you as you untie him.

“Took you long enough.” He jokes but winces when you move him.

“Can you walk?” You ask and put a hand on his neck to stabilize him.

“Sure.” He says but doesn’t budge.

“I don’t know much Medical Ninjutsu.” You explain as you position yourself, pulling his head gently into your lap. A lock of silver hair clings to your fingers when you pull them away and you stare at it. Whatever it is that makes you slip the lock of hair into your pocket, it shall stay hidden.

“Ah, don’t worry if it leaves a scar.” He jokes. “It will fit my face.”

He must notice how your breathing picks up as you struggle to keep your Chakra flowing. You’ve never minded the sight or smell of blood until now. There’s just so much of it and all of it is Ibiki’s.

“How’s Ebisu?”

“He’s fine.” 

“And you?”

“Just a little hungry.” You lie, fighting against the urge to throw up.

“Ebisu ate your rations?”

You sigh. 

“Why did you push me out of the way?”

“My work doesn’t care if I get a new scar or two. Your work does.”

You laugh shakily.

“You’re just saying that. In reality, you thought I’d not make it through their interrogation.”

You don’t sound angry, don’t feel it even though you think you should. He’d not be wrong in thinking it either.

“You would have made it through the interrogation without a problem,” Ibiki states calmly. “But they might have thought you don’t know enough and killed you.”

Your hands still on his skin. You barely managed to stop the bleeding.

“Ibiki-” You start, unsure what you want to say when Ebisu bursts through the door.

“Guys, we have to go! Oh, am I interrupting something?”

“Yeah, me trying to heal him.” You snap back. “Help me here. He can’t walk on his own.”

.

It’s a miracle that Ibiki makes it back to Konoha alive. That he survives the multiple head wounds. He doesn’t seem ashamed of his scars but you are. It’s another sign of your failings.

You never buy that brown dress but on weekends when you’re not on babysitting duty, you sit with a new six-pack of beer or a bottle or two of wine and fight the fear of being left behind.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

I have put us through enough angst!!! Time for some fluff/ something heartfelt in GOS.

Now I'm not sure if its the same for you, but I like to subscribe to the idea that once a god gives their word/ promises something, they can not take it back. They can add clauses, contingencies and clever word use to ensure there is a backdoor/ trick someone into something, but breaking a godly promise is not allowed.

And although Kakashi is mortal, I think instinctively, he always avoided words like "I swear I'll" or "I promise to" to others. And a rare time he did, he always kept them.

Now here's the fun bit: what if because of his promises on his and Gai's wedding day, he will one day be the reason this will be Gai's last mortal life, and that he too will reach godhood with him.

Like he had written out a speech ahead of time (classic Kakashi) but the moment he and Gai are in front of the village. In front of all these friends, families, and unbeknownst to him, an entire pantheon of gods/ immortal beings... he just speaking from his soul. Words love love that have been trapped inside him for centuries.

And in the end, he doesn't promise to love him to the end of his life, not to death do we part, but that they will stand by each other's side, fully dedicated, until the end of eternity...

And it will be a promise, in front of all these gods, that he will have to commit to.

Kakashi not knowing that his words are going to be kept for all eternity, and the main reason Hashirama and even Madara finally agree it’s time something changes

(Is Madara happy to have a god who will happily fight him over and over again? Of course! Hashirama is brilliant of course but it has been thousands upon thousands of years since he had a new and interesting challenge)

Also, maybe Kakashi will stop flooding villages and even the world now that he doesn’t have to lose his favorite mortal. That would be nice 🥰🥰🥰

But in all seriousness, even though it’s technically the promise of a mortal the gods heart it and they have every intention of making sure it’s kept. Gai can finish his life on the mortal plan, but the next time he dies he’ll be looking for Obito but instead will be greated by Ibiki and Kakashi (can’t not have Kakashi there. He will bite you if you try and tell him he can’t come XD)

When Gai asks what’s going on, Ibiki just sort of rolls his eyes and places a hand against Gai’s forhead (Hashirama, Madara and Mito were going to do it, but for once Ibiki volunteered. He’d seen his lover break and murder over this mortal for centuries. He wanted to be the one to change it so that would never happen again)

Gai opens his eyes once again, but this time he’s not mortal or a spirit

He’s a God, and the first person he gets to see as a newly born God is Kakashi

[delirious-donna]

Madara - predator/prey

warnings: being chased by the legendary shinobi, lil fear play, bit of size kink and of course, predator Madara

Neji - discipline kink

warnings: lil bit of brat tamer Neji, impact play

Genma - NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

warnings: oral sex both receiving, mentions of implied sex, semi-public sex, exhibitionism, shower sex, jealousy, don’t mess with Genma

Kisame - NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

warnings: oral sex, mentions of implied sex, suggestive throughout, teasing, water sex, overstimulation, possessive Kisame, biting kink

Yahiko - NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

warnings: cum swallowing, oral sex, cumming on body, voyeurism, unprotected sex, possessive Yahiko, riding, use of toys, body wax, sensory deprivation, ya boy is a little kinky

Hashirama - NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

warnings: overstimulation, soft Dom Hashi, pussy eating, cum marking, senju fluff, Hashi is an adorable sweetheart, strip poker, suggestive throughout

Iruka - NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

warnings: desk sex, semi-public, male masturbation, female dirty talk, blushing Iruka, fluffy feels, lingerie

Minato - soft Dom thirst

warnings: nipple play, soft Dom, pussy drunk Minato, aftercare king

Sai - spicy thoughts...

warnings: experimental Sai, open to new discoveries, blunt speaking, always learning and wanting to try different positions and kinks

Ibiki - size kink

warnings: size kink (duh), slight corruption kink,standing sex, implied multiple rounds

[ao3feed-hashimada]

ao3feed-hashimada

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by That_Fandom_Trash

Right, so here's some extra stuff. It'll be fluff, maybe some angst. The chapters will be individual stories. The titles will contain the name and what the ship is for easy access.

If there's a ship you really want to see that's not a part of the main work, it'll show up here. Let me know if you want tagged in the chapter you wanted to see. (If I can do that.) "Eg: Snow Day - Naruto/Hinata - Suggested by User123"

I won't draft anything too spicy, it'll probably be heavy kissing at most then a fade to black.

Words: 5132, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Naruto: Konoha's No. 1 Knucklehead Konoichi

Fandoms: Naruto

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Multi

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura/Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Sasuke & Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto & Yamanaka Ino, Haruno Sakura/Sai, Haruno Sakura/Kankurou, Hatake Kakashi & Nohara Rin, Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy, Nohara Rin/Uchiha Obito, Gekkou Hayate/Uzuki Yuugao, Shizune/Umino Iruka, Mitarashi Anko/Umino Iruka, Shiranui Genma/Umino Iruka, Hagane Kotetsu/Kamizuki Izumo, Jiraiya/Orochimaru (Naruto), Jiraiya/Tsunade (Naruto), Katou Dan/Tsunade, Terumi Mei/Tsunade, Namikaze Minato/Uzumaki Kushina, Sarutobi Hiruzen & Shimura Danzou, Sarutobi Biwako/Sarutobi Hiruzen, Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Izuna, Senju Hashirama/Uzumaki Mito, Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara, Hyuuga Hanabi/Sarutobi Konohamaru, Moegi/Sarutobi Konohamaru, Hyuuga Hanabi/Moegi, Haruno Sakura/Karin, Haruno Sakura/Omoi, Hatake Kakashi/Yuuhi Kurenai, Hanare/Hatake Kakashi, Hyuuga Hinata/Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata/Yamanaka Ino, Hyuuga Hinata/Kankurou, Akimichi Chouji/Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji/Haruno Sakura, Akimichi Chouji/Karui, Aburame Shino/Akimichi Chouji, Maito Gai | Might Guy/Morino Ibiki, Hyuuga Neji/Tenten, Haruno Sakura/Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Neji/Uzumaki Naruto, Tenten/Darui, Terumi Mei/Ay, Kankuro/Sai, Baki/Morino Ibiki, Nagato/Konan, Konan/Yahiko (Naruto), Deidara/Sasori (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi/Yakushi Kabuto, Deidara/Uchiha Itachi, Hyuuga Hinata/Uchiha Itachi, Hidan/Kakuzu (Naruto), Deidara/Tobi (Naruto), Hoshigaki Kisame/Uchiha Itachi, Hoozuki Suigetsu/Karin, Karin/Uchiha Sasuke, Juugo/Karin (Naruto), Juugo/Uchiha Sasuke, Juugo/Kimimaro (Naruto), Haku/Momochi Zabuza, Hotaru/Utakata (Naruto)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Alternate Universe - Domestic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst and Hurt/Comfort

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[kahenn]

✔ for ibiki

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me MORE about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship ( I mean I guess it kind of sort of is in terms of familiarity??)

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married (the idea of them being married is a hilarious scenario to me, they'd be so weird) | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[mrs-iruka]

My new Tenzo MC is now live on my AO3

Author: Mrs Iruka (me)

Rating: E

Language: English

Relationships: Yamato | Tenzou/Original Female Characters. Original Female Characters & Sarutobi Hiruzen. Original Female Characters & Mitarashi Anko. Original Female Characters & Morino Ibiki

Characters: Original Female Characters. Yamato | Tenzou. Sarutobi Hiruzen. Mitarashi Anko. Morino Ibiki.

Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst. Explicit Sexual Content. Mission Fic. Sad. AU Canon. Other additional tags to be added.

Summary: Sekiruta Kakari is dating elite shinobi and shadow rank operative Tenzo. After a shift at the Mission Assignment desk, she is called to Hokage Tower for a mission...

[allthingskakashi]

Hello! Can I request a somewhat fluffy hc of Kakashi with a mind-reader ninja s/o? Maybe they don't go on as many missions but are often sought out for interrogations /working with Ibiki, such things/.

Also, it's so good to see you're back, definitely missed you!!!!!!!! How have you been, perhaps if you take anons I could claim "🦥" and send you asks separate from the requests? Only if you're comfortable with anons, that is.

Heyyy ooh mind reading is fun!! That'd be a super cool and v useful jutsu. Also dgshsgsj aah stop you're too sweet tysm bb i missed being here so much too😩 I've been doing good, i hope you have too!! And ofc you can send me asks any time you want!! I do have a few anons and you are extremely warmly welcome to become one of em <3 although.....your emoji didn't show up on my phone it just came as a square smh i hate whenever this happens. Like lemme see the damn tiny picture. Anyhoo so well perhaps you could choose another emoji? 👉👈 or a pseudonym or wtv you want.

Anddd getting to the mind reader hcs.... let's see. I'm basically in bed rn w my phone on 3% dgsgk but ill try my best to make my brain work

Kakashi with a mind reader s/o HCs

Tbh kakashi with a mind reader s/o is top grade

I mean the sheer combined strength?? unmatchable

Kakashi's SO proud to have an s/o with such an amazing and cool skill

He's literally constantly in awe

And also bragging about it to everyone. His friends, enemies, ya name it

Loves watching you at work and in general being a bamf

Ofc, this particular skill of yours also means that you can always tell exactly how he's feeling and what he's thinking

And he can try to hide his feelings from everyone else, but never from you

You know when he's having a bad day or just in need of some extra care

And ofc kakashi's great at hiding it all on the surface, but since you can look into his mind, you're always ready w some kind words, sweet gestures and extra cuddles to uplift him whenever he's feeling off

You never make a big show of it though, or even confront kakashi about it. You know it might make him feel somewhat uncomfortable. But you just know. And kakashi knows that you know

And neither of you mention anything at all, and you don't have to. Because you're there for him when he needs you and kakashi's grateful for it. Even if he doesn't always say it out loud

Tbh, he even likes it better this way bc he's never been one for expressing feelings

For once, he doesn't even pay much heed to the negative thoughts swirling around in his head. he's lived with them for so long, he's accepted them as a part of him

And secondly, even though he knows he has you now, and you'll be there - with open arms and just the right words at the tip of your tongue...he doesn't really wanna bother you with all this. You've got enough shit of your own and he's a grown man

So when he's having an off day and everything feels like a chore, he's thankful when you hug him a little tighter and squeeze his hand and throw him a smile that tells him everything will be okay. He's not alone.

At first, it was unnerving. Having you read his thoughts, all the crooks and crannies of his mind filled with emotions and memories he likes to keep buried

But when you'd just been there, not a shred of judgement in your eyes - no shock, no disbelief, no pitiful glances - nothing but acceptance... He'd known it's okay, known that his thoughts are safe with you

It was an unsettling realisation. Strange, new, completely frightening...but in an absurdly good way. It took him a while but over time, he could come to terms with it

Okay that got somewhat emo so now get ready for some unadulterated FLUFF

Many a time, when you're out in public in a meeting that seems to be dragging on for ages or in an interrogation that is completely draining your chakra, kakashi would whisper "i love you" in his head, or an encouraging "you're doing good" and it'd be enough keep you going

Or when you're out in some gathering or a party and kakashi sees smth or someone and roasts them in his head, you'd be able to read every word and it'd make you burst out laughing

And then the two of you are just laughing your ass off while everyone else is just standing there and staring, wondering what the hell yall are on

On game nights w all the other jounin senseis kakashi always wants you on his team bc you're basically unbeatable

But ofc everyone protests against this and they all fight over who's gonna team up with you

But in the end it's always decided that playing any kind game that requires thinking in your presence is useless bc you'd always win

So you guys just end up playing something like Jenga or who can stuff the most mochis in their mouth or stacking paper cups to see who can make the largest standing tower (gai and kakashi are at a draw)

You aren't usually sent on a lot of missions with kakashi but when you are, kakashi is inherently more encouraged and confident bc of your presence

He knows your skills are invaluable, and together the both of you are invincible

The two of you come up with plans and strategy together, factoring in each of your strengths and weaknesses

Your name is known across nations just as well as kakashi's is. Nobody wishes to have the fate of facing either of you

And when the two of you are together in the battlefield....nobody stands a chance

Kakashi relies a lot on you, and your presence fills him with confidence. He never has a doubt when the two of you are together

He's got your back and he knows you have his

Your special jutsu also enables him to communicate with you when he's away on missions by himself, bc he sends out messages in his head and you know that he's safe and okay out there

Usually, your power only allows you to read minds in short distance range and not over long distances

So when you found yourself capable of reading kakashi's mind with complete clarity across larger and larger distances as time passed, you were baffled

What made it even more confusing was that it only seemed to happen with Kakashi and noone else

So you scoured every single book in the konoha library that traced your clan's ancestry, made a visit to talk to the oldest surviving member of your clan, and that's when you discovered...

The jutsu reaches its ultimate capacity when a person falls in love, and it allows the jutsu user to connect to the mind of the person they are in love with at all times, and read every thought of the person's like it's their own - no matter how many nations and oceans fall between them

You were in love with kakashi

Sometimes it was a little scary, being able to read all of Kakashi's thoughts so very clearly bc you could feel his fear and grief and regrets

It felt too invasive, like you weren't supposed to feel them this way, so up close. These were his thoughts...it was too personal

But what was also mentioned in the books was that...the bond could only form when the person the jutsu user was in love with was in love with them too

Living his memories, feeling every joy, every grief, every fear of his so up close helped you understand him better than anyone else ever could

And you shared the weight of his emotions willingly, without any judgement whatsoever

You knew him better than anyone, and he knew all that you buried inside you too, because it only seemed fair to let him into your heart when you'd so closely read his

And so you'd told him all about yourself - your desires, your secrets, your fears and all that you repented

In the end, it ended up creating an unspoken bond between the two of you where no words were needed

I'm very tempted to quote emily Brontë here but i shall refrain

FUCK IT IMMA DO IT IM SORRY

HE'S MORE MYSELF THAN I AM. WHATEVER OUR SOULS ARE MADE OF, HIS AND MINE ARE THE SAME

IM SORRY PLEASE DON'T BLOCK ME

[kakairu-reverse-bang]

WELCOME TO MOD MONDAYS!

Each week we will be introducing two of our fantastic Kakairu Reverse Bang Mods!

This week will be featuring:

✨ANIMETRASHMUFFIN & BELLS✨

We asked this weeks mods Animetrashmuffin and Bells to share a few words about each other's favorite work!

Animetrashmuffin

Bells’ favorite work of Animetrashmuffin's is...

"I mean this with all my heart, it is a torture to pick out a single work. Animetrashmuffin’s collection is so broad, varying and filled to the brim with the most iconic and emotion tugging work. She can bring both great fluff or great angst in mere moments. It is beautiful”

Genkan-kisses

"If I must chose I will go with this recent work. From the moment I saw the sketches I was floored. It was so tender and passionate. The body language speaking volumes untold. The anatomy the attention to detail given to musculature, and how clothing would move and lay is spectacular. AHHH TOO MUCH TO SAY IN THIS SHORT ALLOTMENT! Last but not least we have to talk about the lighting. It is radiant and makes the mood completely shift. Truly Animetrashmuffin has outdone themselves! This is the art to to look at when you need soft Kakairu vibes to soothe your heart.”

“And I am not done because Animetrashmuffin is infact a double threat.”

Love is a horrible orange scarf

(T, 1.6k, No Archive Warnings Apply)

”This is a short fic but a good one! This fic is hilarious and soft and overall so fun!! I am absolutely in love with how dorky and sweet Kakahsi is around Iruka! I was absolutely hooked when I read this line “Kakashi seemed to wither under the constant onslaught until his eyes met Iruka’s and he seemed to perk up slightly (maybe his hair stood a little straighter but his back definitely didn’t).” Soft in love Kakashi is an absolute yessss! This fic is heartwarming, hilarious, and also has a bonus bit of art. Animetrashmuffin is a multi talented WONDER!!!”

A fun fact about this art from Animetrashmuffin: “Oh good, I was worried I wouldn’t actually have anything to say about this but I do! The lighting on this piece was actually an accident (a happy one) because I was messing with layer modes and flipped my shading layer from dark to light and voila! Super sappy just-back-from-mission feels! Also the brush that I used for the coloring was one that Ciça shared and I love it!"

Ihave-nocontrol- Bells

Animetrashmuffin's favorite work of Bells' is Anko’s Self Care Soirée

(T, 1.6k, No Archive Warnings Apply)

"Not only is it so cathartic to read about someone taking care of Iruka (the man does so much and we love him for it) but it’s also just self-care to read this fic in general. This fic is absolutely feel-good in a way that makes me smile to the point where my cheeks hurt and I’m smothering my giggles with my hand. Bells does so a lovely job of giving you just the right amount of angst to make the fluff HIT SO GOOD. Anyway, it’s short and perfect and I think about Ibiki in this more than I ever thought I would. Who knew T&I heads could be so sweet?"

A fun fact about this fic from Bells: "Ah well you see, this was a kinda a self indulgent fic for myself, but mostly it was an idea formed for my friend Bee who just so happens to share many of the things I adore!! At the time I was coming off what felt like a terrible writing block, so I decided to throw worry aside and quickly write something that was fun!I loved being silly in the fic and my favorite detail had to be Matcha, one of Anko’s beloved and beautiful summons. A not so secret fun fact is, I adore Anko through and through, she will usually appear in some way in my fics, and where there is Anko you can usually find Ibiki! Gosh I love my supporting cast, and adore kkir!

And that concludes the last of our Mod introductions! Hope you enjoyed learning a little bit more about our team! We can't wait to meet you all soon.

Join in the fun! Sign Ups will be live until March 26th!

[ao3feed-kakaobi]

Omega Convention

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/EdeqYgT

by MadameJustice

Naruto goes to a heat convention where he can, you guessed it, go into heat in peace.

A safe place for omegas.

But the incubi and succubi police are all hot and even more bothered about not being invited.

The smell of heat can drive one to pure insanity.

Words: 1993, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Naruto

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Sarutobi Konohamaru, Umino Iruka, Ebisu (Naruto), Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Obito, Udon (Naruto), Hyuuga Neji, Gekkou Hayate, Shiranui Genma, Morino Ibiki, Orochimaru (Naruto), Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Itachi, Hyuuga Hinata, Hyuuga Hanabi, Rock Lee

Relationships: Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Obito/Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito/Umino Iruka, Aburame Shino/Inuzuka Kiba, Sarutobi Konohamaru/Udon, Gekkou Hayate/Shiranui Genma, Ebisu/Morino Ibiki, Hyuuga Neji/Uchiha Itachi, Hagane Kotetsu/Kamizuki Izumo, Gaara/Rock Lee

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Creatures & Monsters, Some creatures have a second gender and others don’t, Police, Hybrids, Hybrid Naruto, Werewolf Kiba, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Uzumaki Naruto, Omega Gaara (Naruto), Omega Verse, Succubi & Incubi, incubus kakashi, incubus Obito, Incubus Sasuke, incubus Genma, incubus Itachi, hybrid Konohamaru, hybird Iruka, hybrid hayate, wizard hayate, hybrid Ebisu, Police Officer Hatake Kakashi, Police Officer Uchiha Sasuke, Police Officer Uchiha Obito, Almost all Incubi are police in this fic, Please Don't Hate Me, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Shameless Smut, Seduction, Why Did I Write This?, Don't Like Don't Read, Secret omega Society almost, everyone hates and is super prejudice against incubi and succubi, Top Hatake Kakashi, Top Uchiha Sasuke, Bottom Umino Iruka, Bottom Uzumaki Naruto, Bottom Gaara (Naruto), Bottom Konohamaru, Omega Hyuuga Neji, Bottom Hyuuga Neji, some is omega verse some is not, Mpreg

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/EdeqYgT

[hades-bitch]

Because someone needed to do it, alright? 

Throws Ibiki/Tenzou at yall 

Take it you cowards!!

Please enjoy~

Summary:

Ibiki and Tenzou have a night to themselves

Rated: Explicit | M/M

Tags: Blow Jobs | Shameless Smut | Anal Fingering Anal Sex | Porn with Feelings | The gloves and coat stay on | Getting Together for the First Time | Fluff | Cuddles | I am the captain | All aboard!

Words:1688

@tenzoscabin pls take this offering

[dira333]

A moth to the flame - Ibiki x Aburame! Reader - part 1

tagging @heavk11 @snuggleboots and @missalienqueen for Naruto content

The woman across from his is stunning, no doubt, but Ibiki cannot stop focusing on her front teeth, the lipstick marks there that she missed when she got ready. It’s such a small thing, but it ruins the smile she’s showing now. It’s probably meant to be sultry.

“You really are a hard working man,” she teases, her left hand touching his right. He almost flinches away, barely manages to keep it together. He really should get out more.

“Of course I am. A family does not feed itself.”

Her smile flickers out like a dying lightbulb. “A family?” She asks, her tone weirdly cold.

“Well, so far it’s only me and my cat, but-”

She laughs. It’s not the same laugh he’s heard before tonight, light and airy and no doubt flirty. This one is mocking and cruel.

“A family? With you?” 

He breathes out, grabs his drink and takes a sip. He should have seen that coming.

“Now,” he tries to smile as fake as she is, “That’s not nice.”

“Sorry,” she giggles again, no doubt convinced that it sounds sexy. “But women like me don’t settle for guys like you.”

“Mhm,” he nods, pulling out his wallet, “And vice versa.”

-

He’s almost out of the restaurant - glad that no one’s around that he knows well enough to be ashamed around - when he spots you. 

Your coat is open, a rare sight, and the dress you’re wearing modest, but it has him slow down enough to hear your conversation.

“Can you please check again? There should be a reservation under the name Yamane. Or maybe Aburame, if he used my name.”

“No, there’s no reservation, I’m afraid. Not for the whole night. Maybe you should check in with your partner. He might have just forgotten-” You obviously tense at the last word and the hostess stops, clamps her mouth shut and turns away. 

“Aburame-san,” Ibiki walks over, not really sure why he’s doing it, but still urging to do so. “Seems we’ve both had bad luck tonight.”

You turn to him, dark glasses reflecting his own face. 

“Your date forgot that you existed?” You ask, voice cool and smooth, like the ice cubes he puts in his drink.

“No,” he laughs softly, “But I think I would have preferred that tonight. Do you want to get something to eat? Together? Though not here, if that could be arranged.”

You sigh and pull your coat closed around you, hiding away again like he knows you. 

“I think that would be nice.”

-

“Is it a Jutsu?” He asks over a bowl of Ramen, watching with odd fascination as your glasses fog up from the steaming food yet you don’t pull them off.

“No.” You pick up a Narutomaki with your chopsticks and plop it in your mouth. No lipstick stains on your teeth. “And before you ask, not every Aburame is constantly forgotten. It’s not genetic.”

“But what about-” “Ibiki?” He turns, a little mispleased that he got interrupted yet again. Genma’s standing only a few feet away, Senbon carelessly dangling from his mouth. “Aren’t you supposed to be on a date tonight?”

He’s not sure how Genma even knows about it, but he already hates him for it.

“What if I am?”

Genma blinks. “With who?”

Ibiki stares him down for a second before he points at you. Genma blinks again.

“Is she in the bathroom right now?”

“Are you blind?” He asks, “Aburame-san is sitting right across from me!”

“Oh, shit!” Genma laughs awkwardly, “Didn’t see you there. My bad. Well, I… I’ll get going then.”

Ibiki scowls and turns around. You’re sitting stiffly now and he can only imagine how much that must have hurt, especially after what has happened earlier tonight.

Being simply forgotten by someone you were supposed to go on a date with is never funny, even less when it happens consistently.

“You didn’t have to say that,” you point out, chopsticks now resting on top of your bowl. “Now they are going to assume things.”

“I’m sorry I said it,” he apologizes, “I didn’t know why… I” He sighs. “Since I couldn’t help but overhear your predicament I think it’s only fair to tell you about mine. I was asked out a few days ago. I don’t really read much into these things because so far nothing has worked out, but she said some hurtful things and… I guess I just didn’t want Genma to think I could not land a date even if I wanted to.”

Not for the first time he wishes he could look through your glasses. 

“I hardly think Genma will be impressed by your choice of date,” you point out stiffly, “But I don’t condone hurtful behaviour, so I am most welcome to soothe the hurt. What was it about, if I may ask?”

He can’t help but chuckle. “I want to have a family one day. Apparently I’m not the man women want to have a family with.”

“How many kids?” You ask. He’s not surprised by your direct approach, after all, he’s gotten to know you in the last years of working together.

“Ah,” he considers it for a moment, “I think my ideal number would be three, but I’d be lucky to even have one, I guess.” He hesitates only for a second. “You?”

“Five,” you say without missing a beat, “But I could see myself compromising there, if needed.”

He almost chokes on his drink.

“That’s… good for you, I guess. Your date tonight… Have you talked about that yet?”

“He’s a friend of a friend,” you explain, stiffening again, “I asked him out and he didn’t seem against it. We haven’t had a chance to talk about these things yet, though I don’t believe we will in the future.”

“I’m sorry to hear that. But you know, we’re only 18, I guess we still have some time.”

“Right,” you nod, picking up your chopsticks again. “I heard about your promotion. Do you plan on implementing some new methods?”

-x-

“Shibi,” you ask, your eyes focused on little Shino, “How did you court Zoka?” 

Shino looks up at the sound of his mother, but when neither you nor his father address him, his attention turns back to the riddle you brought. It’s a tough one, but you think he’ll get through it on his own. He’s a smart kid, even at three years old.

“Why do you ask?” Shibi asks from the table where he’s writing a mission report.

You’re sitting on the hardwood floor, can see the way he’s bent over the table. Does he not want to talk about this topic?

“I want to court someone. I don’t know how.”

“I brought her flowers. Why? The Yamanaka insist that it’s a perfect gift to capture someone’s attention.”

“Flowers,” you repeat, considering this. “Thank you, I’ll try that.”

“Do you want to talk about it?” Shibi offers, but you shake your head.

“Not yet. I don’t want to… how do people say? I don’t want to Jinx it.”

“Auntie,” Shino pipes in from where he’s sitting across from you. “I got it.”

“Of course you did,” you lean in to inspect his work. “Marvelous.” 

A shy smile lights up his face.

-x-

There’s a bouquet on his desk. 

Ibiki stares down at it, not really processing what he’s seeing. It’s beautiful, even to his untrained eye. White lilacs and dark red carnations against a deep green.

“Kawano?” He asks the poor Chunin who’s been working as a Secretary the last two months. “Did someone put this flowers here?”

“Flowers?” The boy blinks. “What flowers?”

“The flowers on my desk.” Ibiki points at them. Kawano almost jumps at the sight.

“What are they doing there?”

“You’re the secretary, you should know!”

“I-I.. I’m sorry, I didn’t… No one was coming by for at least half an hour, I swear.”

Ibiki harrumphs. He’s not sure what to do with them now. Should he bring them over to Inoichi, ask him if he knows something about them?

From the corner of his eye he can see movement. When he looks up, you’re standing in the doorway, stiff as a board.

“I just found them,” he explains the elephant in the room and points at the flowers. “Did you notice someone coming by?”

“Maybe you’ve got a secret admirer,” you offer, your voice tense. “Aren’t flowers part of courtship.”

He laughs tersely. “In that case,” he picks the flowers up and offers them to you, “They should go to someone more deserving than me.”

-x-

“Zoka liked sweets,” Shibi remembers.

Shino’s sitting on your lap, so completely focused on your newest batch of moths that your conversation seems to go over his head.

“What kind of sweets?” You ask, already thinking. You haven’t seen Ibiki eat chocolates ever and you cannot picture him with those disgusting gummy worms Inoichi feeds his daughter. 

“There’s this delicacy from the land of earth,” Shibi remembers, “I got them when I was on a mission near the border, I think. They were quite pricey, but she loved them. She called them pillows of sweetness.”

“Hmm,” you make, calling your moths to fly a formation for Shino with the flick of your hand. “Imported candy could be interesting. It’s always interesting to try new things.”

Shino claps his hands when the moths land again. 

“Can I show you what I’ve learned, Auntie?” He asks, offering up his own Kikaichu.

“Of course,” you say, help him slip from your lap. He walks over to the kitchen table and your eyes get caught on the bouquet in the middle of it, the dark red and white against the deep green. 

You swallow thickly, but Shino doesn’t notice. 

“Are you watching, Auntie?” He asks and you refocus.

“Of course!”

-x-

“What’s that?” Ibiki musters the box in your hand. It’s fairly small, made out of a dark wood with intriguing carvings.

“It’s a foreign candy,” you explain, “I got it on my latest mission.”

“Ah, the land of water, right?” He nods. “I didn’t know you were into sweets.”

“I am not,” you explain tersely, “But I thought you might want to try them.”

He blinks. He’s never been a sweet tooth and he doesn’t know what could have given that impression.

“Ah, thank you, I guess.” He accepts the wooden box that’s surprisingly heavy in his hands. “Do you want to try together.”

Something dances over your face, something like the flickering sunlight falling through the foliage. It’s beautiful, but it’s hidden away just a second later, hidden away like your body behind your wide coat. 

He blinks, chasing away the memory of you in that dress.

The candy does not look appealing in any way, twelve globs of a clear, wiggling substance. It’s moving too much to be regular jello.

“How do you eat that?” He asks. You shrug and hand him chopsticks. It doesn’t work, the gel just breaks apart. 

“I’ll get spoons,” you offer, rushing to the little coffee station they’re not actually supposed to have but hide very well every time the Hokage threatens them with an inspection.

Ibiki digs the spoon into one of the globs, realising this one has a faint green color to it. It’s cool on his tongue and tastes vaguely fruity. He holds it in his mouth for a second, not sure if he should bite it or swallow it whole.

Your eyes, hidden behind glasses, don’t tell anything, but your mouth is pulled into a line that tells him you’re equally displeased with the experience.

Eventually, he decides to bite into it, only to realize that it changes the taste. And the texture. It’s prickly now and his tongue starts burning. He wants to swallow it, get rid of it, but the way his tongue feels, almost as if it’s swelling up, tells him to do the opposite.

You stiffen as he spits it into his coffee cup. His tongue feels furry in the worst way, and double its size.

“I think I might be allergic,” he offers weakly.

“Do you need me to get a medic?” You ask, hands hovering.

“A glass of water would be a good start.”

-x-

“Jewelry,” Shibi offers over a game of Go, “Though I doubt it will work for you.”

“Why not?” You ask, making your next move even though you know you’ve already lost. Your attention is elsewhere, and it’s not on Shino, who’s napping on a pillow next to you.

“If the other things didn’t work, I doubt it will work.”

“I doubt he realized what I was doing,” you say, deeply dissatisfied with today’s outcome. Ibiki did have to see a Medic and as far as you know he’s still unable to speak properly.

Shibi looks up. 

“That’s the most important part, though,” he says, “You cannot court someone if they don’t know you’re the one courting.”

You hesitate, Go piece in your hand.

“I just…” You start, the words painful enough that you don’t want to say them out loud. But you must, to get over them. “I don’t want to be forgotten again.”

“If you’re courting him, he must be worth it, right?”

You hesitate.

“Maybe.”

“Think about it,” Shibi offers, taking the piece from your hand and putting it where it belongs. “You’re still young. You don’t have to know today who you want to marry. You still have time.”

-x-

They could have done with some more people on this mission, Ibiki thinks as they race through the forest. He trusts you and he knows you’re going to do your job the way it needs to be done, but he would feel safer with at least one more person at their side.

They only rest in the early morning.

“I’ll take first watch,” he offers. You shake your head.

“I don’t have to sleep yet. I’ll go first.”

He hesitates for second before he nods. “I trust you with this.”

They hardly talk, a comfortable, focused silence between them.

It’s only on the way back, hands still caked with dried blood, that he slows down.

“Let’s rest earlier tonight,” he points at the formation of rock and trees. “We can get a good sleep and travel quicker tomorrow.”

You nod, offering to gather herbs, berries and wood while he sets up a sleeping place and some matters of defense.

He’s halfway through putting up the shitty tent that’s in every mission scroll when you approach him. There’s a white flower in your hands, one he hasn’t seen before.

“What did you get?” He asks, not sure if you want to show him something poisonous or edible.”

“This is for you,” you say, voice higher than he’s ever heard. “It reminded me of your eyes.”

He stares. “My eyes… are brown.”

“The biggest part of the eye is white,” you insist, pushing the flower into his hands. You’re stiffening again. “Though it may be a sickly yellow if you don’t have a healthy lifestyle, I-”

“Why are you gifting me flowers?” He asks, an idea creeping up his back like a slow spider.

You shut your mouth, breathe loudly through your nose. Ibiki wishes he could pull off your glasses, just once get to see your eyes.

“I like you,” you say, mouth pulled into that thin, almost pouty line he only sees when you have to admit something you don’t want to admit, “I am courting you.”

“Oh.”

Your back is as stiff as a board now as you turn, the flower dropping to the floor in your haste to get away.

“It’s alright,” you insist, “Forget about it. I’ll get us firewood and food.”

-

It takes you a long time to get back.

Long enough for him to gather his thoughts. And some supplies.

It’s nothing much, nowhere near the stuff he could get in Konoha, but he’s trying his best.

He’s covered the bedding in the tiny white buds of wild garlic, the aromatic smell filling the tent. He’s found a bush of wild strawberries too and even though he’s only managed to pick three ripe ones, he thinks they count as something sweet. Candy, if you will.

“I was supposed to bring the food,” you point out stiffly.

“Oh yeah, that’s not…” He can feel his heartbeat in his chest, realizes with a pang how uncomfortable you must have felt before. “I want to court you too.”

“You don’t have to.”

“I know.” He waves at you to sit. “I know how it works, I just… I don’t know yet if we could work, but I like you. I’d like to get to know you. So… if you’re not allergic to garlic or strawberries, this is me courting you back. Just don’t… don’t tell it back home, okay? I’ve got a reputation to lose.”

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi accidently runs into Ibiki as he rushed through the exit, kakashi greets him but then notices a bundle inside the man's coat.

"What is that?"

"...paperwork-- very very important paperwork"

If Ibiki wasn't such a skilled shinobi who Kakashi knew to be better at hiding such 'important' objects then Kakashi might've believed him, unfortunately for him everyone knows of his skill and ot certainly didn't help he could see a head of fur peeking out as well as a cute indignant whiskered face meowing out protest from being hidden inside for so long.

Rather than letting Ibiki escape with such a poor Lie, Kakashi puts himself in the middle of the door way and gently pats the tiny bit of fluff poking out of his jacket.

"That looks like some really important paperwork," he chuckled, watching as the little ball of fluff moves under the jacket and pokes its head out. "The more important paperwork you'll ever have to do. What's it about? Are we coming up with new methods of torture? reading some mission reports or information retrival results? Oh, i know. It's about those renovations you were talking about having done on T&I"

The look that Ibiki gives him screams Danger, but Kakashi doesn't move

he can handle it, if only for long enough to bug him a bit longer.

[kakairu-shrine]

New Fic: Surprises

Written for the @kakairu-rocks forum First Year Anniversary!

Surprises (1993 words) by demonofabove, KakairuRocksForum Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Morino Ibiki Additional Tags: Mischief, Fluff, Fun, Hijinks & Shenanigans Summary:

Iruka asks Kakashi to help him break into T&I; and Kakashi couldn't help but agree to do it.

[the-creative-lounge-blog]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Naruto Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Umino Iruka, Morino Ibiki Additional Tags: Mischief, Fluff, Fun, Hijinks & Shenanigans Summary:

Iruka asks Kakashi to help him break into T&I; and Kakashi couldn't help but agree to do it.

[bitchiha]

Upcoming Works

!For the month of JULY!

A/N: Shawties, I am not promising that I will  finish all of these requests by the end of the month. I am simply showing you how fucking garbage my work ethic is! And theres no way I can pull through all these in that time. Requests are simply requests, if I don't want to write them I am not going to force myself too! Also, some of these are some self indulgent works I have been personally wanting to write. And YES I have 7 current works <3 I don't know why I did that to myself but I did. I only did up to 30 of my requests 4 this

1) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / YAMATO

Request: NSFW! for a friend! Also for myself bc I’m self indulgent.. Yamato + reader + empty hokage office, do the math luvs <3

2) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / KAKASHI

Request: hii can you write some detailed nsfw headcanons for kakashi or just write a smut fic i love your writings so i wanted to ask if u could do it or not!

3) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / SHIKA, SASUKE, TOBIRAMA 

Request: Can I request some filthy nsfw hc’s for Tobirama , Shikamaru and Sasuke makeup sex w s/o after a pretty heated argument? Ofc if you feel comfortable writing for them! Thank u, ily 🥺

4) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / YAMATO

Request: Hiya! You’ve got me lovin’ that Yamato so could I ask for Yamato with a S/O who is the epitome of an angry lil midget (like 5’3 and under)? S/O’s also got that life-of-the party personality which totally clashes with Yamato’s gentle and sweet, would be interesting to see how that goes!

5) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / TSUNADE 

Request: I hope it’s ok I’m requesting Tsunade. Hcs of her having a daughter figure in one of her students. Like a few years younger than Shizune but she is qualified as a kunoichi and exceptional in what she is doing. I would really wanna know how she would act with her etc.

6) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / NEJI, KIBA, SHIKA

Request: heyyy!!! can i get a neji, kiba, shikamaru headcanon where they’re jealous over their s/o??? — anon 🧊

7) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / RAIDOU 

Request: I loved your headcanon about Genma Ibiki and Omoi! Would you mind doing the same with Raidou? Finding some content abt him is so rare 😩

8) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI 

Request: hiii! please can you do nsfw hc for neji?❤️

9) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, RAIKAGE, DARUI 

Request: Can you do oblivious reader headcanons for Neji and Raikage Darui please?!

10) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHINO 

Request: Hey, so after reading my matchup again, I got an idea for a head-canon. I'm not sure if this has already been asked, but headcanons with Shino that has a S/O who has a fear of bugs, but doesn't want that to ruin their relationship with Shino and tries to work on it ( side note: gotta love that auto correct changes Shino to Rhino).

11) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI

Request: Teehee, could you do a headcanon in how Kakashi would react if he was out at a bar with his friend he’s crushing on and he let something close to “I love you” slip out in front of her (bonus points if she ends up feeling the same?) Omg it would mean the world ❤️

12) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI 

Request: Can we have more Kakashi love Super PLEASE? how about a s/o who is motherly towards team 7 - especially Naruto, & loves taking care of Kakashi. 👀

13) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TEAM 7  

Request: Can I request some Boruto team 7 headcanons? How they confess to their fem crush? Or other way how they would react to a love confession from their crush *^*

14)  PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHISUI

Request: 🌻Hi! Some shisui headcanons with S/O coming from different culture? I know that their villages have same/very similar cultures so how would he react to S/O from like another😅 im sorry english is not my native language

15) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SASUKE, KIBA 

Request: jealous sasuke or kiba 👉🏾👈🏾?? maybe please 

16) PENDING / IMAGINE / KIBA 

Request: Hello! I love your blog. You're amazing. Can I request some Kiba fluff where he proposes to his S/O with Akamaru's help? I think that would be super cute. Thank you!

17) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KIBA, SHIKAMARU 

Request: Hi lovely! Can I please request some headcanons for Kiba and Shikamaru's reactions to finding out their S/O is pregnant with twins? Thanks a lot :)

18) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHIKAMARU 

Request: Wait, can I request Shikamaru meeting his s/o’s ex too please? Wlfklskajdkskamdnemks

19) PENDING / HEADCANONS / MADARA 

Request: Hi! I love your writing! Could I ask hcs of Madara with a s/o, please? Like under what circumstances would he get one? What'd attract him and make him go for it? And how would he behave around his s/o?

20) PENDING / IMAGINE / SHISUI 

Request: Lizzie 😭❤ may I request headcanons for Shisui where the fem reader is a new ANBU member and is really strong but is underestimated by her male team mates (except Shisui) so he hears her crying in the evening in her room and comforts her by making her compliments and they start kissing and making out? 😊

21) PENDING / HEADCANONS / (N/A)

Request: ummm i just read ur last ask andddd are there any other characters you’d wanna write for that situation? 👀 (S/O walking in on character masturbating) 

22) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, HIDAN, KISSAME, KAKASHI 

Request: hi can i request some smutty smutty hcs about fem s/o waking neji, hidan, and kisame up in the middle of the night w a bj? 👀 throw in a bonus kakashi if u feeling extra generous 🙏🏼✨

23) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TENTEN (THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING HER BTW <3) 

Request: it says ur requests are open, if not i’m sorry for bothering you :( but can we have tenten relationship headcanons, u could do nsfw only if u want to!

24) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI, YAMATO, IRUKA

Request: Same anon from a similar ask, what if it was flipped, how would kakashi, yamato, and iruka react if they walked in on their s/o masturbating? 👉👈

25) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TOBIRAMA 

Request: I love your worksss 🥺💕💕 so I’m new in the tobirama club so can i request sfw and nsfw headcanons of him?? 🥰✌🏻

26) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KISAME, HIDAN, DEIDARA, ITACHI 

Request: May I request a hc for Kisame, Hidan, Deidara, and/or Itachi (separately) with an s/o who's a total mom-friend in general, but becomes a merciless killer in battle. Just 0-100 real quick-

27) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI 

Request: Hello! ❤️ I was wondering if You could write a small scenario or headcanon (which ever is easiest on you) of how Kakashi would react if Jiraiya and Gai brought him to a strip club for the first time? (It’s something that’s been in my mind for a hot minute)

28) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI OR SHIKAMARU 

Request: Hi could you maybe possibly do a headcannon for Kakashi or Shikamaru with them and their s/o being cuddly/just laying in bed together? 👉👈 ty ilysm

29) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / GAI OR ROCK LEE

Request: Pls- just something Might Guy/Rock Lee related... they practically carried the show and for that, they need more love 

30) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / SASORI 

Request: Love your writing, would love if you wrote something for Sasori one day

31) PENDING / HEADCANONS / GAI OR LEE

Request: Gai/Lee anon here! SFW and NSFW pls :3

32) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI 

Request: Scenario where reader is having a wet dream while cuddling with Kakashi and starts mumbling lewd things in their sleep and Kakashi wakes them up and it leads to sexy times 👉👈 ik that's hyper specific srry 💜

33) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / KAKASHI 

Request: what would kakashi do if his s/o teased him so bad 👀

[ao3feed-kakagai]

by sweet-bella-donna (bobba_gum_baby)

Kakashi is a trust fund kid who writes on the side and he's one of the most eligible dads in the city of Konoha. He's trying his best to take care of his kids Sakura and Naruto along with his 8 dogs. He likes the finer things in life, shiny cars, good food and the best possible education for his children. On Sakura's first day of Karate Practice he meets her new sensei and romance ensues.

These 2 single dads put their heads together to figure out the best way to raise their children and navigate their own feelings.

A lot of adoption, I just want the best for everyone.

Words: 2355, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Naruto

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade (Naruto), Hatake Kakashi, Maito Gai | Might Guy, Gaara (Naruto), Rock Lee, Haruno Sakura, Akimichi Chouji, Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, Umino Iruka, Hyuuga Neji, Shizune (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto), Hatake Sakumo, Hatake Kakashi's Ninken, Tenten (Naruto), Yamato | Tenzou, Yuuhi Kurenai, Sarutobi Asuma, Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, Hyuuga Hinata, Mitarashi Anko, Morino Ibiki, Uchiha Sasuke, Sai (Naruto), Shimura Danzou

Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy, Gaara/Rock Lee, Shizune/Tsunade (Naruto), Sarutobi Asuma/Yuuhi Kurenai, Mitarashi Anko/Yuuhi Kurenai, Mitarashi Anko/Morino Ibiki

Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Fluff, Eventual Smut, Hatake Sakumo Lives, Konoha is the capital city of the Land of Leaves, idk y'all, rich people, Gai owns a Dojo, Hisashi Hyuga's A+ parenting, Polyamory, Adoption