#Idk tho I love maui

[sleepythug]

birthday conditions arent the best im sick - mostly mild congestion now, hoping it's not a calm before the storm bc last time i thought i kicked the covid after day 5 then day 7 came and i started expelling all liquids n felt abandoned by god, i digress- however i got myself some pho (never had b4) and it's probably premature to say for certain, but it definitely trumps like ramen or udon in it's sheer amount of ingredients and versatility and noodle texture.

think the best ramen i ever had was at some really popular spot in maui (wish i could remember the name) the last i was there for my brother's wedding. i enjoy ramen enough tho most places imo leave a lot to be desired (most of the time never enough noodles) with pho however from what i gather it seems difficult to really fuck up pho and the bay area is basically thee hot bed for pho places.

other than that this past couple weeks i been buying a lot of presents myself lately - first cow (2019) blu ray, couple of hats, a wormrot long sleeve, and thinking of getting a nice stüssy belt. today i slept half the day, started a rewatch of 'return of the living dead', and if i don't feel too tired later on i think i might cop hollow knight and see how it runs on my computer.

bought/still have 'hades' and it's probably an awesome game, looks siiiick n love roguelites but impossible to play on a mac i think(??) it's capable of running on macs but the one time i ran it, it made my computer sound like it was about to sprout wings and fly off and using the trackpad to play was frustrating, so i gave it up. could get a mouse but idk doesnt seem terribly worth it i dont play games that much n i already find enough things to distract my ass from priorities

[linxkly]

Grians upload!!

my little liveblog for myself I’ve never done this before but it looks fun

- rip the audio quality but it’s not too terrible, I have a feeling I know what happened to the pesky webcam tho,,,

- Maui!! we love cat cameos

- NEW PORTAL WHO DISJDBDJDND

- FWHIPS MESSAGE IS JUMBLED

-omg the compasses grumbot is spitting out — for the other hermits??

- I am totally normal about this

- you might travel to another universe AND HES WORRIED ABOUT HIS FLOOR???

- GRIAN ACCIDENTALLY FINDING CUBS MINIGAME AHAHA

- that is,,, so many pumpkins my goodness

- look at my buildy boi, whizzing about in his spiffy timelapse

I’ve seen the kings vault challenge alr, so I’ll only really cover over bits concerning grian, also heads up his room is optional

- the silence in response to rens initial announcement is DEAFENING, and the cheering after he says he’s going to step down is amazing

- him missing the slime block and punching pearl off is peak sibling energy

- sorry ik he was dare to but jevin starting red light green light before the game even started is so funny

- grian not even doing the game in the first bit, opting to watch everyone else fail is me

- bdubs just gives up on his elaborate speech

-GRIAN’S LITTLE “aw cmon SCAR PUT A SHIRT ON”

- grian popping off on scars parkour?? we stan a king

- scar looks like a glorious porcupine

- BETRAYAL MOMENT will they choose to do grians room??

-they don’t wanna do it

-grian trying to explain his whole resistance assistance semantics to the group and they’re all like “mhmm sure traitor, but no”

- they’ve resorted to doing his room, which results in a very grian “YAY!”

- grians room!

- jevin doc and etho answering wrong on what is grians name for the example question rip

- vaflaphobia,,, what a word

- we love when false etho and gem are the big brain team they stay winning

- HE MENTIONED THIRD LIFE

- ethos’ “what’s third life” SIR-

- MUMBO JUMBO IS A GOD AMONG MEN CONFIRMED

- grian straight up making sure his side is stacked woweee

-the sheer chaos of the final fights cannot be described in words to fully exemplify their mayhem, you’d have to watch it to fully take it in

- you and me both g idk who is who they’re all in blue

- THE KING IS DEAD (rip rentheking)

- everyone’s just flicking the levers screw complicated red stone

- uh oh the diamonds are gone, where did they go?

- (im secretly hoping mumbo stole them)

- grian insisting ren will pay all them back

- THE CAGE OF SHAME AND TOMATOES

-ren just being so pathetically sad (in a lovable way) that they’re all like “noooo come back”

- ooh it’s nearly 8pm bst

- WAIT THIS MEANS GEM MISSED THE MEETING TIME BASED OFF HER VIDEO SHE SHOWED UP AFTER THEY WENT IN

- the hermits are trickling in slowly but surely

- ah yes. my favorite flavor of jam. Nifty.

- THEYRE GOING IN OH GOD

-THATS WHERE IT ENDS

anyways this was my little live-blogging experience, idk if anyone will read this but I had fun making it :)

[naturegoddessdiary]

I LEFT NYC. I swear to God I am never going back there ( to live) if you see me thrifting mind your fucking business lol. I only have two friends in NYC & I want them to come to Maui with me 😭😭🤙🏾 but nobody wants to live on an Island except me, it’s cool. Anyways, I am so happy I went to MAUI. I didn’t move there YET ( I’m manifesting it and working my way to move there ) I got this. I got this . I got this. Watch me move there, tho. I love how I am documenting my life and everyone is watching me. Some people are inspired by me, some people are laughing at me. It’s fine.

Pls chase your dreams. Idk what your dreams are but I am chasing mine and I AM COMING FOR EVERYTHING I WANT IN LIFE! Just watch me. I’m not stopping. This world is yours, don’t limit yourself 🥺🥺🤙🏾 my next trip is Bali. I wanted to go there for the summer but I am concentrating on moving to Maui so look like I have to do that trip later 😫😫🥺🤝

I wish you the best on this journey of finding yourself and thank you for being apart of mine. I may look like I have it all together but I am ONLY 23 and I am still LOST . Lol, I’m just taking a leap of faith. I’m gambling life right now. However, I found my “purpose” . I love myself and I promise you no one can disrespect me or approach me with bullshit. I am learning how to speak up and I cut OFF MEN! I cut off toxic people. All I want to do is smoke my weed and climb trees. That’s my life, watch me get that shit. You can too. I believe in you, do you believe in yourself? Xoxo

💖🤝🧚🏾‍♀️ & PLEASE VISIT MAUI! YOU HAVE TO ! You will fucking love it. ☺️✌🏾

[toss-a-coin-to-your-bard]

20 Questions

I got tagged by @teddylacroix, thank you beautiful! (plus happy *late* birthday wishes✨) and by @protectjaskier tysm sweetheart!

RULES: Answer 20 questions, then tag bloggers you want to get to know better.

NAME: Elanor. It's really my given name btw and I love my mum for agreeing to use it for me in the end (only two people in all this time got the reference; yes, I am counting lmao)

NICKNAME: Ela at home, Elli at work and @jaskiers-right-foot gave me my new favorite: Lumineer. I'll have to get used to that still ✨

ZODIAC: Sagittarius sun ♐ (scorpio moon and gemini ascending, I'm a fun mixed bag ngl lmao)

HEIGHT: 164 cm aka 5’4” (lol, just like both my taggers) ie smol bean filled with all the emotions all the time

LANGUAGES: German, English duh, a small barely remembered Latinum should be in there too, some Spanish and Dutch, plus, since October I have German Sign Language (DGS) as my minor at university.

NATIONALITY: boring German (my paternal grandmother is Italian tho)

Favorite Season: don't ask me that?! I can't choose. (late spring and late summer)

Favorite Flower: lavender, lilac, and hibiscus and roses (and jasmine and...)

Favorite Scent: lavender comes first place every time but lilac, honey, ~rose and chocolate are pretty nice too

Favorite Color: red. Then all orange/yellow you can imagine. Then blue. Then lilac and green. The rainbow pretty much [*hah! GaAayy*.jpg]

Favorite Animal: hhhh. Rabbits because I still miss my Ronja, very much so. But also Elefants and Kolibris

Favorite Fictional Character: atm Jaskier and Geralt lmao James Kirk and Bilbo Baggins and film!Thorin and Sam Gamgee and Katsa (& Bo) and Taako & Lup and...

Coffee/Hot Tea/Hot Chocolate: 1. Tea 2. Chocolate 3. Coffee

Average Sleep: atm 5 but the goal is 8-9

Dog or Cat Person: more dog than cat (I never learned cat body language but I adore them just as much as dogs)

Number of Blankets: one, maybe two in deep winter

Dream Trip: New Zealand (lotr!!) Japan (I loved karate as a teen) Hawaii, Maui (to revisit)

Blog Established: this my witcher blog on the 3/4. January 2020 (but my main should be around...2014 ig?? Idk anymore)

Followers: I'm still baffled in the best of ways that y'all are right now 1605 (on my main I have precious 215)

Random Fact(s): I love baking and knitting and feel so Granny like for that sometimes. I always overbuy on wool in the autumn to prepare for the holiday season. I wish I could send everyone cookies all of the time.

I tag @jaskiers-right-foot @jaskierist fkkoolo! @the-winter-witcher @starrose17 @not-so-silent-back-up and everyone who feels like it.

I'm sorry I am half asleep now and can't think of more of you lovely people to tag lmao

[imacrowcawcaw]

@oblvions @shes-outta-sight @lazingonsunday @karrotkate @satans-helper thank you all for the tags 💗💕

A buttload of info about me:

Last thing I read: "Lovers" by @satans-helper 😍😍😍

Favorite Book: The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle

Favorite Movie: Beetlegeuse

Dream Date: Imagine this: a nice, plush couch, covered in down pillows and fluffy blankets. There is a fire in the brick fireplace, the wood smoke combines with the scent of Nag Champa incense and the homemade treats that cover the low table next to the couch. There are brownies, bread rolls, cheeses, bowls of fruit, dipping sauces, cakes, sandwiches - a whole feast of my favorite foods. My partner and I would cuddle up on that couch, listening to my favorite symphonies on the record player in the corner and talking for hours. This isn't really a first date thing, more like an established relationshil date, but god I'd love to just spend an afternoon surrounded with my favorite things and my favorite person.

Do I have a crush?: Not really. There are people I find very very attractive (a friend, Sam Kiszka, Duff Mckagan in his 20s, Lucy Lui) but nobody that I'm actually romantically and sexually into.

Hobbies: Swimming, observing nature, browsing Pinterest, daydreaming, writing, reading, making art, singing, listening to music, love to cook

My favorite time of day: late afternoon, right before the sun sets. I'm usually free to do what I like, the temperature starts to drop, I can watch the sun... it's nice

If I could choose what I looked like, anything, what would it be?: I want tattoos, and more piercings, I'd love to change my hair color again - it's been natural for awhile but I think I want either burgundy or bright blue. WINGS! I kind of want giant, strong fairy wings, and maybe glowing eyes, a forked tongue, and tattoos that move and change (kinda like Maui lol)

Am I romantic?: Yeah, I'd say I am. I love to treat people, friends and significant others, but I'd be especially affectionate and romantic for a partner. I'm constantly buying gifts and things that remind me of them, cooking for them, planning dates and buying tickets for things I know they like, quietly taking care of stuff I know they need to do, cuddling, complimenting... I love to shower my partner in affection 24/7

My favorite kind of weather: Late Autumn, generally. About 55ºF, cloudy but not raining, windy

What do I like to talk about?: Lol I talk a whole lot and I've probably talked about everything at some point. One of my close friends and I particularly love to debate religion, mythology, magic, history, and the intersections of those. We also regularly plan heists and crimes lmao

My turn-ons: Long eyelashes, pouty lips, dirty hands (motor oil, paint, flour, etc), sarcasm, seeing someone get excited about something, compassion, casual physical affection

My turn-offs: Nastiness without a reason, knees (I just think knees look weird idk), Trump supporters, 100% pessimism (I understand being depressed or doubtful or being generally a pessimist, but if you adamantly refuse to see anything in a good light and try to ruin it for others f u c k y o u)

If I got a tattoo, what would it be and where?: ohhh I want tattoos so bad but I'm saving up and I'm not certain about some yet.... but I know that I'm getting a tree of life matching with my mom, I want mushrooms, pine trees, lavender, wildflowers (all for personal reasons). I'd also like to make maybe a charm bracelet of sorts with little charms for my favorite bands, books, movies, and other peices of media. I know that interests change and I might not like something in 30 years, but I see my life in periods of interests and I want to catalogue the things that shaped me

My pets: I have 3 cats - Pumpkin Pie, Lady, and Sweetheart

My dream job: I just want to live a free life doing what I want. I want to grow my own food for the most part, and raise animals, and paint, and write, and play music, and go on random adventures, go antiquing, decorate my home from my travels, learn without expectations - I don't want to exchange a fulfilling life for financial security from some mundane modern job.

My dream place to live: Secluded, in the forests of Oregon (or maybe Pennsylvania idk) on the bottom third of a mountain, on my own little farm

My dream vacation: I just wanna go explore historical landmarks and buildings

My dream house: A beautiful historical house -- like an 1870s American farmhouse, or a craftsman cottage, or a Victorian painted Lady, or maybe a New York brownstone -- filled with antiques and records and books and artifacts that I've collected. I LOVE antiques so much, everything would be of fine craftsmanship, it would be lavish and inviting and packed with interesting items at every turn (I want my house to be a curios shop lol) I also want a big ass kitchen and nice woodwork, I literally get horny over original built ins

My piercings: Sadly, I only have my standard ear piercings right now, but I think I'll get more soon. A nose ring, eye brow bar (yes I know that's so 2000s but I like them), probably 4 more on each ear, navel, nipples

If I had kids, what would I name them?: I love older, interesting names, so - Euphemia, Hartford, Monroe, Malory, Louise (me lol), August, Fredrick

My worst traits: I'm incredibly stubborn; I love talking to people but I'm awkward; lazy and don't care; I'm a bit of a collector/hoarder; I bottle up any anger or sadness I feel so I don't inconvenience others

My best traits: I love to give and help; I try to make people comfortable around me/in my home; I have excellent taste; I appreciate quality, culture, and creativity; I have many interesting interests that I'm eager to share and learn more about; I'm very creative

My worst fear: a painful death - I'm not afraid of dying, even though I'd rather not, I just don't want it to hurt

What do I want to eat right now?: Well, considering that I just ate my first bit of solid food in 3 days and immediately had to run to the bathroom... nothing

My favorite vacation memory: *blushes* my first kiss AND nearly my first time (we went like halfway): making out with this dude, son of my mom's friend, at my family cabin

My favorite city: I really don't know. Timber, OR, let's say

My favorite social media platform: Tumblr or Pinterest (does that count?)

My favorite article of clothing: My leather motorcycle jacket. I can't actually ride a motorcycle (trying to remedy that because *sexy*) but I got it a few years ago and it makes me feel so fucking badass. It's heavy, about 15 pounds of good quality leather, has lots of secret pockets in the lining and some cool looking zippers and studs, but nothing crazy. It's hella warm and comfy, I wear it everyday it's cold enough to

Do I play any sports?: pfft no. I like to swim, and I'm interested in baseball and tennis, but I suck at them and also I just don't like team sports

My favorite meal: What I order when I go to Buffalo Bills - a pesto/feta/mozzarella/Italian sausage/basil/tomato/garlic pizza, with homemade potato chips and chunky blue cheese dressing for dipping. If I had room, I'd finish with Marionberry cheesecake pie from Sherri's (but I am incredibly sick and have no faith in getting better enough so I feel like I'll never be able to eat like this again)

What am I excited for?: The winter holidays! I'm atheist, so Christmas is all about the personal stuff and non religious family traditions for me. I love the decorations, the music, seeing my family, baking, giving and receiving presents, it's all just so fun

What am I not excited for?: Cleaning my room, it really really needs it though. Also just continuing to live like this. I'm not suicidal, I'm just in a lot of pain constantly and I don't know what to do

When was the last time I cried?: an hour or so ago, I'm in loads of pain right now

What is something I hate about the world?: There's too much to choose from

What is something I love about the world?: children and nature

My favorite scents: vanilla, lavender, pine, Nag Champa incense, BBQ meat, pizza with basil, rosemary, my Dad's cologne

Cats or dogs?: kitties 💗

What kind of sleeper am I?: A weird one lol. I can't lay on my stomach for more than 15 minutes without it making me incredibly nauseous for the rest of the day, but it's also my favorite way to sleep cause its comfy somehow... I can't lay on my back without a pillow either, 30 seconds in and the nerves pinch so bad I'm screaming. I snore, and I sleep deep, but it takes a long time to fall asleep and usually only beeping or banging noises wake me up??? Like I said, I sleep weird

How long would I survive in a zombie apocalypse?: I really don't know. I have some skills and the drive to learn to fight, but I am currently, as I'm sure y'all can tell, very sick and I don't think I'd be able to live with so much movement and so little medicine

Am I trusting?: Generally, I probably trust too much but I'm not gonna stop

What fictional characters do I identify with?: there are many I like but none I identify with

My most common labels: Mom friend, butch, that weird fat chick (doesn't bother me tho), the well behaved daughter, old soul

My life's anthem: I really am not sure if this is a good anthem song but I love it so so much... Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me A Little While) by Kim Weston - you see where I get my love of long titles lol

Problems I'm dealing with: my health and whatever painful sickness is wrecking me, figuring out what to do with my life, saving money, getting my anxiety under control, getting the house to actually heat up because I'm cold as fuck

How can someone win me over?: let me express my interests and feelings, show kindness, be funny

What is something people don't know about me?: Idk

Not tagging anyone, this took over an hour

[sawyersick]

all the questions for that ask game!!! (or as many as you want lol)

holy fuck bee............................. ok get red E its a Lot

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Idk what I would say but I probably wouldn’t be that freaked out... the last person I texted is a good friend/coworker and I trust him

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

I uhhh can’t remember who the last person I kissed was because it was years ago but let’s assume it was my ex..... he was a toxic pos who tore me down because he had low self esteem so yeah I don’t really like him

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

I would be upset if it was anything more than weed or the ocassional drink or if it was a full blown addiction and I would be mad if they didn’t tell me on principle...

 Also I would not be very comfortable if they did it around me because I’m a weenie despite hanging out in hardcore punk groups...... also I can’t stomach the smell of cigarettes im sorry

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

nope! 

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober, I don’t drink

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

like..... as a significant other? I guess. I’m pretty bad at telling my feelings to people and I’m kinda clingy when I like someone. idk if I’ve ever *explicitly* messed it up tho

7. What does your last received text say?

“sick” and then the sparkly heart emoji five times 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

lots and lots and lots.... unfortunately. we were together for a year and a half

9. Where was your last kiss at?

fuck bitch I don’t remember.............. school? my house? his house? the pool??? man the last five months of that relationship were affection-less

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

I don’t have one!

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water and sometimes tea

12. Where did you sleep last night?

the car and then my bed when I got home

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

I mean everything takes effort... I don’t find it hard to do things for people in my relationships but I get frustrated when it isn’t reciprocated and I burn out

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

nah

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

yes....................... many..........................

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

I TRIED to be a good emo and like the rain but tbh I get really reasonally depressive so I prefer the sun 100%

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

nope!

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans!

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

hopefully!! I met this real cute punk boy last night

20. Does anyone like you?

HA I doubt it......... I usually come off as the little sister type to most people

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nope! 

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

probably

I suspected that he had internalized homophobia but also he was weirdly transphobic to me so I dropped it and pretended to be a cis girl around him which is weird because I think he liked boys??????????????????

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

YES this girl from high school who talked about tentacle porn to school admins for no reason and did lots of other weird shit 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yes! I have a whale on my hip and I want to get tiny scissors on my arm soon

25. In the past week have you cried?

yes I watched queer eye and a disney movie lol

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

I follow like 12 samoyeds on instagram but the last dog I saw irl was this ADORABLE black lab who was a service dog and he rested his head on his human’s lap when she sat down in the library and I wanted to cry

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

I have a towel hanging right out side the shower so I grab it, then step out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

hm idk I think so? I definitely kissed a guy who played tennis but he forced it on me so I don’t count it

29. Do you think you’re old?

yes because I hate tiktok

30. Do you like text messaging?

I don’t mind it!! The service at my house sucks tho so I prefer cloud based texting like instagram or facebook messenger

31. What type of day are you having?

A good but slow one! I had a really good night last night so I’m just resting now

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

I’d honestly rather get snake bites if I were to get a piercing but in general I’m afraid of facial piercings

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

warm! then I can head down to the lake :)

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

yes! he’s one of my best friends and I talk to him every day and he lives in scotland and I’d like to meet him one day

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship! Flings personally make me feel icky and I’m over that

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

I’d like to think I’m complicated but I’m a simple man..................... you show me whale, I like

37. What song are you listening to?

any song by Liily, all day every day

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yes! I perpetually feel bad about everything!!!!!!39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

there was! but not anymore because she ghosted me for no reason40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

This person is so cute and kind and creative and nice and sweet and fashionable!!!! and fun to mosh with!!!!!41. When did you last receive a text message?

half an hour ago ish???42. What is wrong with you right now?

I am constantly depressed and there’s nothing I can do about it exceot keep myself insanely busy but that means there’s no breather for me and also I probably have adhd but can’t afford a therapist43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

FeMaLe dude just say chick

pretty well! I like her favourite band and we talk like once a week at the very least44. Does anyone disgust you?

yes my ex was very nasty and tore people down to his level and also this one person from high school who fucked over my friends 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

depends on who.... eye emoji............. but probably yes I have low standards46. Are you in a good mood right now?

yes!47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my parents? but other than that it was thanking Nick from the band Unpopular Opinion for the lovely tabling opportunity last night48. What color shirt are you wearing?

white T shirt with a cat pink sweater with a cat49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yes one of my parents says nasty things when in a bad mood50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

yes my former best friend who ghosted me and this girl who keeps flaking on plans with me and also a boy who got mixed up in weird drama with me and his ex that I never wanted to be a part of51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

I’ve never really falen hard for anyone, just periods of obsession. I guess I’m waiting for that one sPeCiAl sOmEoNe

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

yes, but I’ll settle for waiting53. Do you like rain?

a little of it!54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

I’d rather they not be a alcholoic because I had a raging drunk coworker who scared the shit out of me once but I guess I’d be okay with the ocasional drink/drunk night as long as they’re safe55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

So many times... I keep my mouth shut because it would never work for one reason or another...... also I’m so SICK of having to make the move all the time I just want to be fawned over I’ve never had anyone do ANYTHING romantic for me 56. Do you like to cuddle?

.......................yes57. Are you shy?

not normally! I LOVE being social but in relationships yeah because I’m insecure58. Do you get along with girls?

yes? girls who don’t get along with girls are lame...... lift each other up don’t tear yaselves down59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

nope! But I’ll admit I thought about it haha60. What do you carry with you at all times?

chapstick, money, and pepper spray

ya boy don’t mess around61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

depends on the haunted levels, as long as the “ghost” would only watch/appear and not scream or whatever or try to make contact I guess that would be fine? but if It tries to disturb me I’m yeeting mysef the fuck outta here because ya boy needs uninterrupted beauty rest62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

yep! I dragged one out for a year and a half when I really should have ended things much sooner than that63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope! Been single for around two years now64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

YES HOLY SHIT65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

I fired some pieces in my pottery class! my mugs and bowls came out so well

and I met the cutest punk boy last night!!!!!! he’s so cute and very my type and I got to dance with him in the mosh pit!!!!!!!!!! tell me that’s not the cutest punk thing ever

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

19, 18(17???), and 21

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

I’ve only gotten them done once! It was very enjoyable but I’m a cheapskate so I’d probably rather do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

leopard print I guess69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

one! A turtle from the Maui Ocean Center. I’d like to add a few more sea-related ones and maybe a totoro I bought at a con a few years back70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

literally who the fuck even are these people71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?   

android 4 lyfe72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

never? my DnD group would get round table or little caesars73. Do you like diet soda?    

I guess? I like it the same as diet soda74. What color are the walls in your room?    

one purple wall and the other three are pastel mint75. Are you 16 or older?    

yeah baybee76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  

nope  77. Do you have a job?   

yep! I’m a windsurfing instructor   78. What are your initials?    

ZSKMTS

but usually I go by SS79. Did you ever have braces?    

nope! I’ve got near-perfect teeth :D80. Are you from the south?    

nope!

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

I talked about meeting my favourite band again!82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

no because he forced himself on me when we were young and I think he remembers and is ashamed and also doesn’t live near me anymore    83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

idk, I’m close but not in different ways with both of them84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

I was really good at the tumbling unit in 6th grade85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?   

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? I don’t go to the movies much 86. Do you smoke?    

no the smell of cigarettes makes me want to vomit87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

I love heels but I LIVE in flip flops bc california88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yes???? damn when was this ask game made89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?  

straight.......... I’m too lazy to curl it  90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?  

nope! I’m a weenie  91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

the ocean!!!!!!!! But I guess a pool bc I’m afraid of the flesh eating bacteria in freshwater lakes92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

no but I HAVE made out on some random person’s lawn lmao93. …Had sex in a car?  

no I’m a virgin  94. Are you single or in a relationship?   

single pringle who loves to mingle 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

selling my art and listening to cool bands and dancing with cute punk people!!!96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? 

the day after the fourth of July   97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yes! I just got a new phone and the camera is way better than my old one

the low lighting setting is  c r i s p 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?  

I made out with this one friend of mine like twice and then I never did it again bc I felt icky  99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

no I don’t drink100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

NAH BRO YOU GOTTA UNFRIEND THE FUCK OUTTA THEM NO RAGRETS 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

nope I’m a virgin102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

Liily? did you mean Liily???? my favourite Liily song is Wash, Toro, or The Weather103. Do you have any tan lines right now?  

yeah one from the ring I wear every day  and like a shorts tan from summer104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

hell yeah but ONLY if the cowboy boots are bright red or hot pink no exceptions

[i-write-sometimes-but-not-a-lot]

Okay just something I need to say- I forgot to do this before, but I’ve been in Hawai‘i for a week and am going to be for another week as well, and that’s why I’m not posting.

[caelestee]

disney au headcanons!! hunk as maui, matt or adam as milo thatch, allura as either tiana or kida (lance and matt both liked her before so it fits!), pidge as wendy from peter pan or sofia the first, shiro as li shang (obvi) or hercules (josh keaton voice!), veronica or rachel as elena of avalor, acxa as vidia

oh my god buckle up so– 

1. i never considered milo omg! i don’t think he’s an actual disneyworld character (not that that’s gonna stop me lol),, and i think matt would make a great milo! i was also leaning towards matt as peter pan though oof i can’t decide

2. allura as tiana yes!! i love the idea of her and lance being super close friends through working together and just having fun together around the park and confiding in one another about their respective pining omg

3. PIDGE AS SOFIA IS SO PURE. i originally wasn’t going to put pidge as a character, i was thinking more along the technical staff lines! so far, what i’ve got is her on a tech internship, and she got the job through matt who’s a cast member! i figured since she’s super smart she’d love to work on coding animatronics, lights and shows, etc

4. shiro as shang is already done lmao i love that for him!! i think he got in a car crash and lost his arm, and afterwards moved either to help the technical/engineering staff, became a cast member manager, or he’s in some restaurant/cafe. haven’t decided on that either

5. adam prob won’t be a cast member! he will be there though, i kind of wanted to have adam and shiro meet at disney, and also got engaged at disney! (shh that’s a post for another time tho stay on the lookout for that..)

6. i didn’t consider lance’s siblings either, i’ll think about that! i kinda wanted to keep it to the main voltron team, but there’s a possibility! also, acxa as vidia, holy shit i’m blown away i loVe that

7. i addressed this last because uh. oof. as much as i love hunk as maui, this is what the costume looks like:

hkdasjf sorry but i hate it lmao. and this is my au, so i could easily change the costume, but i also feel like hunk isn’t the kind of person who’d want to parade around shirtless wearing only a leaf skirt?? idk man. and also, imagine! hunk being an engineer, working on repairing rides, putting together floats and animatronics? we love a smart boy! i think he’d do part time engineer, part time chef somewhere

uh yeah, sorry that got so long! feel free to keep sending me ideas for this au, i love reading them!!!

[dumatsquiet]

Thirty Questions

If only it were 42

I’ve been tagged by @fuckthetemplars, and now I gotta tag you in something.

I tag @transwinstondeavor @helenaamell and @inquisitionss if y’all havent already done this~

Rules: Answer 30 questions, then tag a handful of fellow tumblrs you’d like to know better. It’s okay to *pass* on a question.

GENDER:  genderqueer trans guy O:

NICKNAME: Valentine or Andie, I really prefer to just go by Anders tho

ZODIAC: Aires! The spicy zodiac.

HEIGHT: I’m 5′1″. 

FAVOURITE BANDS/SOLOISTS: I am absolutely obsessed with Panic! At The Disco, but my other favourites are Paramore, Bad Suns, Fall Out Boy, The Oh Hello’s, Queen, and Yes.

SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD: Old Fashioned by Panic! At The Disco

LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: Ant Man and The Wasp. Y’all I’m ready for Infinity War to be over. 

ANY OTHER BLOGS: None that are in use at the moment.

YOU SOMETIMES GET ASKED: what my major is.

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED: because the last google search I did would kind of give away where I live, I’ll do the one before that, which is ‘jesus’s word’ meme because I was fighting @fuckthetemplars about Corypheus.

CURRENTLY FOLLOWING: I have no clue. I did however have 69 followers nice early this week. I don’t anymore.

HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP: It varies. Days I do have class, I get about 5-9, days I don’t I can get around 9-12. It varies because I’m an insomniac and stay up super late but class doesn’t start until about 11. Also my cats wake me up.

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: A dark blue tie dye Obey shirt I bought on clearance, my striped boxers, aaaaaaand a pair of dark blue tie dye ripndip socks. I took my shorts off :^(

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS: ok I know your voice technically isn’t an instrument but I have had professional vocal training because originally I was a theatre major, and did theatre all throughout high school. I was also in marching band, and know how to play the base drum. 

LANGUAGES OTHER THAN ENGLISH: I’m working on spanish, I would however like to learn Japanese.

FAVOURITE SHOW/S: I’m a slut for huge fan of Steven Universe. I also really like VLD, Queer Eye, and Doctor Who. 

DREAM JOB: I have so many dream jobs it’s kinda not funny. My main thing is I’d really like to work on an animated TV show and/or video game where it was my creation, and be a VA of one of the major characters. 

FAVOURITE COLOUR: Blue, and specifically crimson. 

FAVOURITE SONG: I have too many!!!! I’ll give you five. 1) That Green Gentleman by P!ATD, 2) Playing God by Paramore, 3) Wouldn’t It Be Nice by The Beach Boys, 4) I’m Like A Lawyer by Fall Out Boy, 5) And You And I by Yes.

HOW MANY ANIMALS: I have two kitties and a dog. Jay Catsby and Munkustrap are my kitty baby boys, and Maui is my dog! I love them all they’re so good.

DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Bioshock: Infinite, Dream Daddy, Don’t Starve Together (I need more friends to play this with ajksda), and Dragon Age 2 are my main games rn. I wanna play Skyrim and maybe get ESO though. 

FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME/S: Bioshock: Infinite, Portal 2, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Skyrim, Sunset Overdrive, and prolly Gears of War 3

HAIR COLOUR: Brown. I wanna dye it again but I don’t have the time/money.

WHAT GRADE ARE YOU IN: My school situation is kinda fucked since I’m going to possibly be taking a small break thanks to having to get a pretty nasty surgery while also transferring schools, but I’m technically a college sophomore. Woo!

MORNING PERSON OR NO: no. I sleep an unhealthy amount, but with that said, I don’t have trouble getting up once I’m used to it. 

IDEAL TRAVEL DESTINATIONS: dude idk, I’d like to go back to Belgium or Japan. I’d also really like to go to London. 

SIBLINGS: Two. Older and younger brother. 

FAVOURITE FOOD: I love Ramen, and not that cheap shit, but like, beef or duck ramen with all the fixings. It’s soooo good.

[scythe-swinging]

Tag Game: 15 Questions

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 15 people (except i'm skipping out on tagging people because I don't talk to very many people, just do this if you want to uwu)

Tagged by: @infobrokerkid honestly it made me so happy when i saw i was tagged in one of these things so thank you so much <3 <3 iloveansweringquestions

Relationship status: Taken! I have a wonderful girlfriend ( @karolinaalexismaru ) whom i've been dating for a little over 11 months now. She's amazing and sweet and she helps me when i need it and tells me i'm being dumb when I need it and I love her

Favorite colors: B l u e. Light blue specifically but all blues. ...i actually just got back from the store and someone said they liked my hair and mentioned how it matched my shirt and i just- yeahhh thats my favorite color xD alsoyesmyhairiscurrentlyblue-

Chapstick or lipstick: Chapstick. I do wear lip gloss sometimes but im not the biggest fan of makeup (idc if anyone else wears it but i prefer not to) that and my lips get chapped very easily. Like to the point of splitting so i p much live on chapstick

A song stuck in my head: Heckin' despacito. It came on like 3 or 4 days ago at work and it's s t i l l s tu ck i n m y h e a d ilikeitbutgoddangit

Last song i listened to: I believe it was Drive by Incubis? If i even spelled it right? Idk but i like that song-

Also it was almost despacito but i resisted

Last movie i watched: uhhh i think it was Moana with my girlfriend? She hadnt seen it yet but loved heihei and i loved the movie so u kept telling her to watch it until i pulled it out and we did- ironically that was while we were in Maui...and i forgot what the Demigod's name was....and then i screamed xD

Top 3 tv shows: all of them? Imma cheat and do more than 3

Avatar the last airbender (just finished binge watching)

Legend of korra (am currently binging)

Sherlock

Dexter

Supernatural

I guess shadowhunters even tho i didnt watch much of it bc i got distracted/was in a bad mood when season 2 aired

Book i'm currently reading: on the topic of shadowhunters- im currently reading book 2 of the dark artifices-

Last thing i googled: Nascet, i was trying to figure out what the word meant because it was in the summary for a fanfiction i was reading xD

How many blankets: zero right now but usually 2 if its small ones or one fluffy comforter...if its cold like i like it at least xD

Dream trip: Barcelona, Spain. I actually learned spanish because i watched a cheeta girls movie where they went there and i thought it was beautiful so i decided i needed to learn spanish to be able to go there

Anything you really want: "Wait! Mr. Dad's-" and then i didnt catch the rest

My girlfriend has a habit of watcging gumball while she eats .... except now shes playing with the cat xD shessocute

[soupsleuth]

A-Z Tag

tagged by @oceanwaves1993

rules: answer the questions and tag 10 blogs you would like to know better

A: age - ancient primordial being 

B: birthplace - Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii! :0

C: current time - 1:21 PM

D: drink you had last - water

E: easiest person to talk to - my sister, Laurel

F: favourite song - One Summer’s Day - Joe Hisaishi 

G: grossest memory - Okay so when I was like 3 years old, I thought that the breath spray people used in movies before fancy events was a perfume bottle. So, being the dramatic, theatrical child I was, I used my mom’s perfume to spray in my mouth, thinking that since it smelled nice, it would taste nice, and collapsed to the floor, writhing in pain and in tears. I deserved it tbh, but it was so revolting and i can still feel the sensation if i think about it too much. like right now. ughsjkldsj

H: hogwarts house - Ravenclaw

I: in love - maybe?? maybe. I think I am??? it isn’t easy for me to distinguish feelings of love from just me loving my friends a lot since I’d do anything for them,,, :v 

J: jealous of people - mmm not really?? I feel more proud of other’s accomplishments than anything else, and use that to motivate me to pursue my own goals

K: killed someone - yeah...I accidentally forgot to heal up my Vaike before the enemy’s turn in my classic mode playthrough and he died ://

L: love at first sight - mmm I’ve liked people’s appearances, but never went as far as love at first sight?? i think it would be hard to fall for someone when you don’t know much about them

M: middle name - Quynh-Nhu (it translates to a cactus flower that blooms at night, and is the name of this singer my mom and dad liked)

N: number of siblings - 4 younger siblings (3 sisters + 1 brother)

O: one wish - to revisit my hometown again with someone I love!

R: reasons to smile - Goro Akechi confirmed DLC in Persona 5: Dancing Star Night

S: song you sang last - La Vie en Rose- Edith Piaf 

T: time you woke up - 5 AM ( i like taking walks in the morning )

U: underwear color - black...? black

V: vacation destination - hhh either France/Italy for the museums and architecture or again, my hometown! I really miss visiting the beaches there

W: worst habit - overthinking,,,,,

X: xrays - ummmmmm yeah? technically?? idk

Y: your favourite food - yellow curry! or bun bo hue! or bun rieu! I really like soups a lot sdjkjkjk Cheesecake is also really good and I ask for it every birthday

Z: zodiac sign - taurus

I tag: @i-am-the-cactus, @haileypng, @theactualcel, @miuwi, @meganedoodledog, @loudroaringseas, @millennium-crow, @flapperpenguins, @11ish, @stealth-girl, and anyone else who wants to do this!! you don't have to do this tho :v

[photolover82]

Ranking 15 Disney Princess Movies

Hey everyone! Long time, no talk. I have been thinking about what to do to continue with this pop culture blog, and I decided to go with some Disney content. So, recently, I have been watching most (by most, I mean about 15/17 available on Disney+ bc you know quarantine is boredom) 

of the Disney Princess movies and I am going to rank them in order from worst (12th place) to best (1st place). Let’s do this, let me know how you would rank these in the comments!  Not included: Brave, Pocahontas, & Maleficient since I haven’t seen them recently, I’ll try to watch them & update the list 

15th Place: Frozen 1

This one is an unpopular opinion, but I wasn’t a huge fan of the original Frozen movie. Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea of sisters kicking booty as royalty without any men, but like it lacked a lot of emotion and heart for me, mostly because the songs are overplayed and the movie itself is super overrated in my opinion. The only cute thing about the movie was Olaf, but other than that meh. Oh and another unpopular opinion: I really dislike Elsa, but we can get into that later. Also, this movie isn’t nostalgic enough to me since it came out when I was 13 years old. 

14th Place: Sleeping Beauty 

Ok, so most of the older Disney movies are going to go in these places, mostly because the princesses lack any kind of complexity in their character. Aurora is beautiful don’t get me wrong, but she is too much of a damsel in distress and has no unique personality traits. Also, it’s kinda weird that the Prince sees her as a baby and he’s a toddler or child idk. The best part about this movie was the fairy godmothers (especially when they are arguing about the dress color) and the Once Upon a Dream scene. 

13th Place: Snow White & The Seven Dwarves 

Ok, this one also has the same problem as Sleeping Beauty, except (thankfully) there is no weird Prince meets princess when she’s a baby scene. However, yeah Snow White has little to no personality tbh but her singing makes it tho. The best thing about this movie are the dwarves 1000% which makes me rank it above Sleeping Beauty. 

12th Place: Cinderella (Cartoon Version) 

Alright, Cinderella actually doesn’t have as bland of a personality as the other ones and the mice also made this movie so entertaining, but there are some plot holes (that thankfully are filled in the live-action, we’ll get to that later) that I cannot look past, so I cannot rank it higher. Cinderella does have more of a personality, but unfortunately the Prince has legit no personality at all. They made her a very kind & hardworking girl, but they didn’t really give him any background at all. Like, it didn’t make sense why she fell in love with him. 

11th Place: The Little Mermaid

This movie was super nostalgic for me as a kid (as was Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, & Cinderella), and the music is everything still to this day, but the plot is a bit meh, I mean a girl giving up her pretty voice for a guy... ya not my favorite storyline, but I hope they make it better in the live action that I heard they are going to make. However, Sebastian, Flounder, and all the music really makes me very happy & it makes the movie 100x more enjoyable. 

10th Place: Frozen 2

Now, I know I trashed the first Frozen movie, but I honestly love the sequel way more. I really love Anna and this movie gave her more screen time which I really wanted from the first one and it also gave her more complexity as a character and it made me really love her more than the 2nd one. There were also more funny, heartfelt, and emotional moments here and they gave Anna a strength that was amazing, letting Elsa kind of take a step back which I like (because I honestly think she is a bit selfish & only thinks about herself/her magic/problems and abandons her sister/kingdom). It was awesome to see Anna take charge and be a strong leader in this movie. I loved it! Oh and the music was much better. 

9th Place: Beauty & The Beast (Live Action) 

Overall, I really enjoyed the live-action Beauty and the Beast. I love everything about it, it’s such a wonderful movie. Evermore is an amazing song that was added for this live-action version. However, it is my least favorite of the 3 live-action Disney princess films because I honestly didn’t like the choice of Emma Watson as Belle. Her voice just didn’t make sense with Belle’s. However, I did like that they included the backstory of Belle’s mom, and I love Belle’s dad in this film, he is portrayed a lot better than in the cartoon. I also loved Josh Gad as LeFou, it was such a perfect choice & also portrayed better than the original. However, I preferred the original, cartoon movie’s music, especially Be Our Guest which was a bit disappointing in the live-action since it is so iconic. 

8th Place: Mulan 

Mulan is such an amazing movie! The music is great, I love the characters, it’s funny and super empowering. Mushu is legit my favorite character, which is why I am a bit scared about the live action version. Honestly, I really love the sequel more than the first one which is not super common to me. Mulan is everything tho, she is such a strong, powerful woman, we stan. 

7th Place: Moana

Ok, so Moana legit has the best music of all these Disney movies (because Lin Manuel Miranda helped produce the music so ofc it’s amazing) and the best (arguably) cast. Dwayne Johnson as Maui was literally the best choice ever, *chef’s kiss* to that. It’s also so cool that she doesn’t need a man and she’s independent/fearless. Probably one of the best modern Disney movies that isn’t live action. 

6th Place: Aladdin (Cartoon) 

I love Aladdin, it is also super nostalgic for me. It’s amazing how the focus is more on Aladdin’s feelings, which is not super common in Disney movies, showcasing how the man feels. Also, Robin Williams (RIP) as the Genie was amazing and it made me laugh. The music was also so amazing and iconic. Jasmine is also one of the best princesses, I love it so much. 

5th Place: Aladdin (Live Action)

Now, for the live-action, I honestly think they did the impossible and made it even better. The casting was such an amazing choice, and even though I was very skeptical about Will Smith being the Genie at first, I really loved his portrayal of the Genie because he made it his own, and it was reminiscent of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Also, Jasmine’s song, Speechless, was beautiful and such a great touch to the movie (Noami Scott’s voice was a perfect match for Jasmine in my opinion). 

4th Place: Cinderella (Live Action) 

Ok, I prefer the live-action Cinderella so much more than the cartoon version, because it gave Cinderella and the Prince a more human and well-rounded personality. I love that they included the background on why her name is Cinderella and on her mom. I also really enjoyed the people they casted in this movie and it was just such a beautiful movie with so much heart. 

3rd Place: Beauty & The Beast (Cartoon) 

Ok, so ya this is such a classic and it is so nostalgic to me. Belle, for me growing up, was the princess I related to the most because she was intelligent and loved books instead of just being praised for her beauty, she was seen as weird because of her love of reading. I also really love all the characters and songs, they are so amazing! 

2nd Place: Princess & The Frog 

I realized that the best Disney movies came out during 2009-2011. Princess and the Frog is a huge example of that. Tiana is an amazing princess because she is super hardworking and independent which is such a great role model for young girls. It is also an adorable movie and was so funny/cute. The music is also amazing and I love the New Orleans vibes, it's so good, I have no bad things to say. 

1st Place: Tangled 

Tangled is literally my favorite Disney movie of all time! It is so funny and beautifully made. I can literally watch it over and over again without it being annoying because I am that into it. Also, the music is *chef’s kiss*. 

There ya go! Comment down below your thoughts/rankings. 

[guinewere]

owo tag meme

i was tagged by @usercorgis

Last:

Drink: woter

Phone Call: my mom

Text Message: “pee your pants’

Song you listened to: maybe i know - the lovely bad things

Time you cried: idk i haven't cried in since like december 

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: no

Been cheated on: no

Kissed someone and regretted it: no

Lost someone special: yeet

Been depressed: yeah

Been drunk and thrown up: no

In the past year have you:

Made a new friend: yeah they are all cool

Fallen out of love: uhhh no

Met someone who changed you?: no

General:

How many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: 4 ppl

Do you have any pets?: yeah i have lots

Do you want to change your name?: maybe 

What time did you wake up this morning?: 7:10 am

What were you doing last night?: falling asleep to phineas and ferb

Name something you cannot wait for: my death

Have you ever talked to a person named tom?: no

What’s getting on your nerves right now?: my shitty complexion

Blood type: i have no god damn idea

Nickname: ratkid lol

Relationship status: single

Zodiac sign: pisces

Pronouns: whatever

Favorite show: reign? idk

College: im a senior in high school fuck u

Hair color: dark brown / black

Do you have a crush on someone?: haha yeah almost 2 years going strong baby (i'm dying inside actually)

What do you like about yourself?: i care a lot about the earth 

Firsts:

Surgery: I've never had a surgery

Piercing: ears

Sport you joined: gymnastics or ballet (i don't think ballet is a sport tho idk)

Vacation: maui hawaii i think 

Pair of sneakers: twinkle toes but probably converse idk

Right now:

Eating: nothing

Drinking: water

Listening to: the sound of my dog digesting her dinnner 

Want kids?: no thanks the world is already overpopulated

Get married?: to the right person sure

Career: pet animals

Which is better?

Lips or eyes?: both are cool

Hugs or kisses?: both are cool

Shorter or taller?: taller 

Troublemaker or hesitant?: hesitant bc catholic school ruined me

Romantic or spontaneous?: romantic idk

Sensitive or loud?: uhhhhhhhhhhh bitch idk

Hookup or relationship?: relationship

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: no

Drank hard liquor: yeah

Lost contacts/glasses: no

Sex on first date: no

Broken someone’s heart: i dont think so

Been arrested: no

Turned someone down: no

Fallen for a friend: haha. yes.

Do you believe:

In yourself?: i guess

Love at first sight?: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh probably not

i tag @lifethisis @catkisses @genuinepigs @santa-salted-my-vagina and @god

[dalmatianplantationsensation]

all odd numbers, everybody

1. go to karaoke song?

Jane: don’t stop believingHowl: Dancing Queen by AbbaEva: the aria from the night queenRoger: music of the night from phantomCallie: firework by katy perryDaisy: Love Story by Taylor SwiftJake:  hotline blingLy: wuthering heights by kate bushAl: All StarAlana: someone like you by adeleDipper: Mr. Brightside 

3. are they good at sports?

Jane: uhhh not really--outdoor activities in general, yes, team sports noHowl: oh god noEva: yesRoger: he tries, he’s actually not terribleCallie: she’s p good at things requiring coordinationDaisy: yesJake: yesLy: noAl: he can toss a football p well actuallyAlana: decentDipper: oh god no

5. three things in their fridge?

Jane: chocolate-covered espresso beans, avacado, leftover curryHowl: slabs of back bacon, a hunk of cheese, some sausagesEva: blood,Roger: leftover pub food, a thing of Iron Brn, a piece of cakeCallie: yogurt, some berries, salmonDaisy: chocolate covered strawberries, a salad, champagneJake: green onions, bok choy, chicken thighLy: does she have a fridge i mean i guess she does wow what doeS LY EAt--Al: a big thing of queso, a cut of steak, green beansAlana: bananas, kale, raspberriesDipper: frozen calzones, hot pockets, pizza rolls

7. celebrity crush? 

Jane: David TennantHowl: David Bowie and also Helena Bonham CarterEva: Cate BlanchettRoger: David Beckhem AND Victoria Beckham wow #biperksCallie: Beyonce Daisy: Chris Pine and Gal Gadot #biperksJake:   probs rhianna tbhLy: kate bushAl: scarlett johanssenAlana: kylo ren and no im not jokingDipper: Haley Williams but also Brandon Urie

9. best thing in their life? \

Jane: her dad and miloHowl: his daughter and Kiki and MelEva: uh Snow’s grave sureRoger: his mum and Paul and AnitaCallie: HER MOM AND SWEET AND KIARA AND ALICE AND BAMBIIIIDaisy: her car and bike, her brothers, Annette and lou was on this list idk where he is nowJake: his fam and debLy: Maui and MegAl: his position on boardAlana: her #brand, her sisters, her friendsDipper: idk memes sure

11. biggest lie?

Jane: lying to herself about what she needed out of lifeHowl: lying about his true originsEva: she’s TOTALLY not a vampire pfftRoger: idk he’s p honestCallie: lying to herself about her feelingsDaisy: lying to herself about her relationshipsJake: idk he’s chillLy: lol has not told anyone about the ThingAl: uhAlana: she’s just constantly one big fat lieDipper: lying about the real reason eh came to swynlake

13. best accomplishment?

Jane: tbh helping that mummy go to restHowl: being voted Most Eligble Bachelor of Ingary for three years in a rowEva: being on the front lines at StonewallRoger: teLLING ANTIA HIS FEELINGsCallie: wow actually not much she thinks she’s a fakeDaisy: her internship at vogueJake: won nicest smile in his middle school year bookLy: the thunderous appluase of her last turly great performanceAl: winning BOARD MEMBERAlana: getting however many insta followers she hasDipper; winning second place at his campus movie fest

15. what is their vice? (wrath, greed, pride, lust, gluttony, sloth, envy)

Jane: lustHowl: gluttonyEva: envyRoger: prideCallie: prideDaisy: lustJake: wrathLy: envyAl: prideAlana: greedDipper: pride   

17. did they graduate high school? if so did they attend college?

Jane: yup! UCL for undergrad, PrideU for gradHowl: wow actually no--tho he did the sorcerer training equivalentEva: no but she has like 4 phdsRoger: yes and noCallie: yes! Swynlake secondary! and now PrideU!Daisy: yes! and just graduated PrideU!Jake: still in hsLy: nopeAl: yup and just some community college, didnt finish a degreeAlana: yes and in collegeDipper: yes and in college

19. have they ever broken someones heart? has someone broken theirs?

Jane: tom for both, milo for the first but they good nowHowl: sure but in a trivial wayEva: snow : ‘ [Roger: no and yes but they good nowCallie: no and noDaisy: yes and yes and we know the answer to bothJake: nope he is blissfulAl: Marcy Day broke his heart : C and so has RavenAlana: yes--eddie cuz he deadDipper: in a trivial way, zoe

21. do they have children? have they before?

Jane: no tho she had an abortionHowl: MAGGIEEva: she has a lost daughter :(ROger: nah mateCallie: o-o noDaisy: noJake: AH noAl: noAlana: oh god noDipper: nope

23. opinion on pets? cats or dogs?

Jane: loves ‘em both, has been tyring to win over fluffy for over a yea rnow to no availHowl: tolerates cats bc jiji but otherwise has no predispostionEva: prefers cats, big cats mrowRoger: dog lover all the wayCallie: has not had any but would love a dog!!!Daisy: cat momJake: doggosAl: has his lovely ferret, marcellusAlana: wants a snakeDipper: would have liked a dog--also owns a joint fish apparently

25. do they have allergies?

Jane: lil bit in the springHowl: noEva: to sunlight,Roger: nope, slight hay feverCallie: slightly lactose intolerantDaisy: nopeJake: more lactose intolerant, also catsAl: nopeAlana: lil bit allergic to glutenDipper: deathly allergic to shellfish

27. do they have tattoos or piercings?

Jane: just the earsHowl: loads of piercings loads of tats, his body is a canvasEva: just ears and her vamp markRoger: tattoo of his mum’s intialsCallie: just ears!Daisy: also just ears, may have her get a tat hmJake: nothin’Al: nothingLy: tattoo of a moth on her torsoAlana: double on the earsDipper: nothin

29. do they enjoy coffee or tea? hot or iced?

Jane: hot tea!!Howl: also hot tea, but will take coffeeEva: teaRoger: hot teaCallie: cappucinosDaisy: lattesJake: iced coffeeAl: hot coffee--FILTER COFFEELy: americanosAlana: green tea, icedDipper: uhhh iced coffee 

31. are they a morning person or night person?

Jane: it really really really dependsHowl: nightEva: nightRoger: nightCallie: day!!Daisy: day!Jake: dayLy: nightAl: nightAlana: nightDipper: night

33. who is their ride or die friend?

Jane: Milo does that count if not then simbaHowl: Mel does that count if not BelleEva: Akela apparenTLyRoger: PAULCallie: Kiara does that count if not then BamDaisy: Annette Jake: Kiara probsLy: MauiAl: BobbyAlana: Mags tho tbh jim is a close secondDipper: merida sure

[adella-the-romantic-blog]

Get To Know Me (even tho literally no one asked lol)

*PERSONAL DETAILS

Nicknames? Kirbs, mostly. My coworkers at an old job called me Kirbstomp, which birthed the name that I use for literally everything. My family calls me Sue because they thing that “Kirby Sue” is a better southern name for me. Where do you live? lol south Louisiana kill me pls What’s your age? 24 Hair color? Black Eye color? Brown Height? 5′2 on a good day Date of Birth? November 16th What’s your star sign? I’m the truest Scorpio you’ve ever met hello Element? Water How many siblings? Two half siblings How many pets? I have 4 dogs (Harley, Gizmo, Bandit, and Kokomo), two of which technically live with my parents, and a corn snake named Peach Obsessions? Pokemon, Disney, snakes, slime (don’t u fuckin judge me it’s so cool) Bad habits? Drinking until I pass out does that count really? Phobias? Falling, the void

*ABOUT YOU

What makes you happy? Rainy days, 50 First Dates, spending time with any other human ever What really irritates you? Hot air, water left on the edge of the sink, spending too much time with any other human ever What makes you sad? pft everything hi i’m depressed What makes you angry? People who slow down too much while trying to turn, living in the south, Trump’s America What makes you scared? Under cooked chicken, when a friend doesn’t text me that they made it home, Trump’s America (see I did the thing again) Who is your best friend? Julie, who I met through the last Disney rp I was in on Tumblr, Alex, who I met through this Disney rp on Tumblr, and Wade, who I met through Ms. Roxie’s pre-k class.  Ever broken a bone? Yes, broke my tailbone playing softball. What was the last CD you bought? Christ, um... maybe... Paramore? Brand New Eyes?  What was the last book you read? It’s Kind Of A Funny Story by Ned Vizzini Who was the last person you spoke to? Like spoke-spoke? My mom. Texted was my friend Becca. What was the last thing you ate? Mushroom rice What was the last thing you drank? Uh idk some V-8 stuff that tastes like the gummy watermelon Lifesavers What’s the best thing you’ve ever bought? My gaming computer, probably. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever bought? My gaming computer, probably. What’s the best thing you’ve ever been given? A house. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever been given? My mom likes to believe that she’s good at picking out clothes to give me for Christmas. She isn’t. What are your future goals? My current goal is to make it out of Louisiana in one piece. One step at a time. Describe your bedroom? Woo okay. It’s like a small apartment. I have a fenced in yard where Harley and Gizmo can run and play and not get lost in the woods, and a covered, wooden porch with a table and chairs where I keep my crystals laid out so that they can be in the moonlight as much as possible. There’s fairy lights strung up around in the rafters of the porch roof. The door opens into my room, to the left is my bed in the corner with grey sheets, a black comforter with a gold mandala inlay, and a giant Maui TsumTsum that I cuddle with at night. There’s a star map tapestry on the wall next to my bed, and in front of the bed is my TV stand. There’s a basket in the corner that holds all of my records and a small table that holds my record player (Fleetwood Mac Live is on the player now). Next to my closet door there is a small terrarium hung that holds some sand and a succulent, and the same goes for th terrarium hung next to my window. I’ve framed concert posters of the Beatles and Elvis (fight me) across from my bookshelf. Who do you consider the most beautiful woman in the world? Well, I mean *unrolls mile long scroll* have you got time to talk about our lord and savior Idina Menzel? If not there’s Karen Gillan and Natalie Dormer and Elizabeth Gillies and Who do you consider the most handsome man in the world? Maybe... idk maybe Ryan Reynolds? Favorite thing to do on a hot summers day? Swim so that I don’t feel like my skin is melting off Favorite thing to do on a snowy winters day? PLAY IN THE SNOW GIVE ME THE CHILLY GOODNESS If you were granted 3 wishes, what would they be? A better life for my dad, the money and willpower to make something of myself, so much money. If you could go back in time to see or change something, when would it be and what would you do? Wow um... there are so many things I’d go back and change honestly lmao What’s the first thing you think about when you wake up? Is it cold yet? or Please don’t let it be 9:30 yet. Do you believe in the after-life? EhhhHHHHHHHHH???????? Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? I honestly have no idea What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever been told? “It’s just a phase.” *aggressively turns Pokemon music up* Any hidden talents? Does telepathy count? I can kind of sing too? Dream job? Zookeeper Who is your hero? Honestly Idina Menzel Describe yourself in 3 words: Loyal, charismatic, lazy

*FAVORITES

Favorite color? Pink Favorite number? 3 Favorite animal? Snake Favorite sport (to play)? Volleyball Favorite sport (to watch)? Football, baseball, volleyball Favorite Show(s)? Golden Girls, Steven Universe Favorite movies? Aladdin, 50 First Dates Favorite band? Paramore, Fleetwood Mac Favorite song? Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston Favorite room in the house? My bedroom Favorite food? Pizza Favorite drink? Bahama Mama Favorite place? Coyote Drive-In in Fort Worth, TX Favorite cartoon character? Garnet on SU, Princess Jasmine Favorite day of the week? Thursday Favorite day of the year? Halloween and my birthday Favorite season? Fall Favorite Holiday? Halloween Favorite girls name? Kalista Favorite boys name? Emery Favorite country? England Favorite smell? Coconut Favorite sound? Rain Favorite accent? British Favorite Ships (in or our of BDRP)? Pft mine (I think Octoclam might be my favorite don’t tell the others or Alex) Favorite Fandoms? Critical Role, Steven Universe

*PREFERENCES

Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi Pen or Pencil? Pen Day or Night? Night Cat or Dog? Both? Both are good. Summer or Winter? Winter T.V. or Radio? Radio Brains or Beauty? whY THE FUCK I CAN’T HAVE BOTH I say both Cup or Mug? Mug Tea or Coffee? Also both Gold or Silver? Silver, but like gold is cool too Brush or Comb? Pft neither City or Country? City Early or Late riser? Late Blond or Brunette? Brunette Scary or Romantic movies? Scary Board or Computer games? Um how dare you I need both Half full or Half empty? Depends on the day Happy and poor or Sad and rich? Happy and poor Glasses or Contacts? Glasses Flowers or Chocolates? Flowers Love or Money? Love Hugs or Kisses? UM both but like kisses if I had to choose

And now, pictures that you didn’t ask for.

[mischievousmarvelousmagical-blog]

oh, tall is the tale of the mischievous one / who fished out all the islands and captured the sun / his deeds and tasks i will unmask / so that you'll understand / that before there was a clark kent / there was a hawaiian superman

Archetype — The Hero Birthday — February 14, 1997 Zodiac Sign — Aquarius MBTI — ENFP Enneagram — Type 2: The Helper Temperament — Sanguine Hogwarts House — Hufflelin Moral Alignment — Chaotic Good Primary Vice — Pride Primary Virtue — Patience Element — Water

[tw brief mention of abuse]

Overview:

Mother — Kai Akalana (nee Hale) Father — Lani Akalana Mother’s Occupation — Waitress/singer-entertainer Father’s Occupation — Fisherman Family Finances — Poor Birth Order — Youngest Brothers —  Malo (28) the Serious One, Mana (26) the Sporty One, Moke (24) the Smart One, Mele (22) the Soft One Sisters — sisters-in-law Other Close Family — Alani (27, sister-in-law, Malo’s wife), Gabrielle (10, niece, Malo and Alani’s daughter), Sailor (7, nephew, Malo and Alani’s son); Hayley (25, sister-in-law, Mana’s wife), Jasper (4, nephew, Mana and Hayley’s son); Odelia (23, sister-in-law, Moke’s wife); Fawn (2, niece, Moke and Odelia’s daughter). Best Friend — Celia Gorgon Other Friends — Lymantria Khan, Periwinkle Frostbrittle, Annette Grant why are all of these women? Dipper Pines and Kovu Sauda his roomiesss -- also a lot of OCs tbh Enemies — uhh bad guys Pets — None D: but he totally wants one Home Life During Childhood — Hard and busy; Maui usually got up at the crack of dawn to go out on the fishing boat for a few hours before school. His father was a very stern man and he and his father had a lot of conflict. His mother is a delicate lil lady and his father was often mean to her and Maui hated it. Also all his brothers picked on him for being scrawny. Town or City Name(s) — Hana, Maui; Hawa’ii What Did His or Her Bedroom Look Like — He shared with Mele, it was always messy. Painted blue but very sparse because they couldn’t afford lots. They had bunkbeds. Maui had the top. Rotated sleeping on the couch tho bc there were only four beds. Any Sports or Clubs — He reallyyyy wanted to be on the soccer team, but he was too busy with fishing and helping out at the restaurant and his father wouldn’t let him. Favorite Toy or Game — He like to play pranks on people. (I’m terrible at coming up w pranks so pretend I listed a few good ones). Schooling — His father didn’t hold school in very high regard so Maui dropped out when he was sixteen to work on the fishing boats. Favorite Subject — uhhh none of them tbh Popular or Loner — Kind of in the middle. Everyone knew who he was and he could flit from friend group to friend group but he never had any close friends Important Experiences or Events — Becoming Maui, when his father told him that he had to quit school in order to help out, one time his dad hit his mom that was p traumatizing Nationality — Hawaiian (American, he guesses.) Culture — Polynesian Religion and beliefs — pretty agnostic, but likes the old legends

Physical Appearance

Face Claim —  Bob Morley Complexion — He still gets the stray pimple every now and then but all that salt water was A+ for his skin. He’s got lotsa freckles on his nose and cheeks. Nice tanned skin. Hair Colour — Black Eye Colour — Brown Height — 5’10 Build — broad shoulders, def more upper body strength than lower but all around rather fit, on the shorter side but holds himself well Tattoos — MAUI written on the inside of his right forearm. One that completely covers his shoulder with an intricate combination of music notes, fish hooks, shark’s teeth, and enata (or people). He also had artistic representation of waves and wind as a band around his left ankle. He also has a little cat that moves around his body, but generally likes to curl up in the crook of one of his collar bones. Piercings — none Common Hairstyle — Floppy and messy. Maui never brushes his hair so it’s just a tangled curly mess and tbh Celia probably has to trim it so it stays outta his eyes otherwise he never would. Clothing Style — jeans + t-shirt + sneakers bam Mannerisms — talks with his hands a lot, is literally always smiling, gets fidgety when he’s thinking a lot or is nervous Usual Expression —

Health

Overall (do they get sick easily)? — he’s pretty healthy, tho he gets colds in the winter bc he’s not used to the cold Physical Ailments — fit as a fiddle Neurological Conditions — tbh maui is probably one of my most mentally healthy (don’t mean he’s right in the head tho hehe) Allergies —  none! Grooming Habits — he’s a typical boy. He showers...sometimes. Like every other day, maybe every day ehhh. Does laundry when Absolutely Necessary. Sleeping Habits — sleeps like a goddamn rock. Goes to bed late, wakes up early, but he can go back to sleep sometimes and then he’ll like sleep all day Eating Habits — will eat anything and everything in sight. I don’t think there is a food he doesn’t like Exercise Habits —  Maui swims--a lot. If it is cold he goes to the pool at the gym. He also jogs, lifts weights, tries to stay generally fit, but he’s also pretty naturally fit. Emotional Stability — honestly?? Maui is so stable?? Emotionally? He has a lot of growing to do, but he doesn’t fight it really, and though he isn’t always true to the emotions he’s feeling, he can recognize them. He’s got a lot of toxic masculinity but that is really the only thing super holding him back. Oh, and his narcissism probably (which is kinda fake anyway) Body Temperature — He runs pretty warm but when it is cold outside, so is he. Sociability — Maui is really extroverted, and he can also adapt to almost any situation. His ultimate goal is for people to like him, which means he always does his best to get people to like him. Addictions — none tbh Drug Use — he actually doesn’t do drugs (used to smoke pot on the rare occasion but lowkey he was too afraid of if his dad found out.) He will smoke a lil weed on a v rare occasion. Alcohol Use — He drinks at parties and he can get pretty drunk, but he rarely drinks otherwise and is pretty responsible tbh

Your Character’s Character:

Bad Habits — the fact he’s narcissistic. Also he puts a lot of pressure on himself. Can sometimes not think before he speaks and tease people who shouldn’t be teased and then hurt their feelings. He can be a bit brash, but endearingly so, for the most part. Good Habits — tries to take care of people, takes good care of his body. Best Characteristic — his friendliness! Worst Characteristic — his #fakeness Worst Memory — honestly?? Winning the maui competition, he carries a lot of guilt. Best Memory — ...winning the maui competition. Look it is complicated. Proud of — being Maui Embarrassed by — the fact he literally is the worst Maui ever Driving Style — actually Maui is a really good driver, if not a bit of a speed demon. Strong Points — the fact he is able to manipulate himself to suit people’s needs Temperament — the chillest. It is really hard to rile him up and make him mad. Almost too chill Attitude — friendly! Weakness — his secrets and crippling self doubt lol Fears — that people will know he’s fake and he can’t help them Phobias — doesn’t have any Secrets — that he cheated to win the Maui competition Regrets — cheating to win the Maui competition lol Feels Vulnerable When — he actually emotionally connects w someone lol Pet Peeves — people who aren’t willing to help themselves/people that give up Conflicts — wanting to be the Best Maui Ever while also knowing he cheated and is the Worst Maui Ever Motivation — to live up to the name of Maui; for people to like him Short Term Goals and Hopes — to help people! Long Term Goals and Hopes — to be the Best Maui Ever Sexuality — why is this here??? He is straight lmao Day or Night Person — day tbh Introvert or Extrovert — extrovert Optimist or Pessimist — uhhhh an optimistic pessimist? idk

Likes and Styles:

Music — he likes lots of stuff, kind of alt rock--but also lots of hawaiian music. Some oldies. Everyone likes the beach boys. Also loves stuff he can dance to! Books — maui lowkey does not have great reading comprehension so he doesn’t read for fun really Magazines — ones that he’s in Foods — all foods but he lovesss fresh fruit Drinks — anything really tbh but he’s gotten real turned onto hot chocolate in the winter Animals — anything aquatic really but his fave is probably iguanas. Sports — all sports! Soccer is his fave tho Social Issues — maui is...learning. I would love for him to like become a feminist but he’s a long way away. Though he is p aware of like--POC issues, since he comes from a marginalized community that is like used for their culture to up tourism and is considered ~~exotic Favorite Saying — “A ship is safe at harbor, but that’s not what it was built for.” Color — Blue! Clothing — typical boy, normally just a t-shirt/jeans Jewelry — none really tho he has some wooden bracelets he wears Games — maui doesn’t game a lot Websites — or surf the web unless it is to google himself lmao TV Shows — eh, he doesn’t watch tv a whole lot Movies — again, doesn’t watch a lot but prolly likes action films Greatest Want — to be needed; to help people Greatest Need — to realize he’s fine just the way he is /pets

Where and How Does Your Character Live Now:

Home — Room 421 on PrideU’s campus. Roommate: Dipper Pines. Flatmates: Kovu Sauda and Declan Craig. Household furnishings — typical dorm stuff Favorite Possession — his hook! Most Cherished Possession — also his hook lol Neighborhood — lives on campus Town or City Name — Swynlake Details of Town or City — small town; magick-friendly etc Married Before — nope Significant Other Before — has never rly dated Children — lol no Relationship with Family — despite the fact his brothers and him fight all the time, he really loves his brothers and is pretty close to them. Is definitely a mama’s boy as the baby of the family. Has a tense relationship with his dad. He also loves his nieces and nephews. SO. MUCH. Car — he had a jeep back home that he shared with Mele and his mom. He misses his car Career — ...a demigod? Dream Career — a demigod. Dream Life — being the Best Maui Ever Love Life — has lots of hook ups, he is satisfied with this Talents or Skills — is a great swimmer Intelligence Level — he’s actually really smart despite not being book savvy Finances — he’s got a stipend for being Maui, but he still has to be careful in order to make ends meet. His family is very poor, but is now being taken care of

Your Character’s Life Before Your Story:

Past Careers — worked on fishing boats/sometimes as a busboy at the restaurant his mom works at Past Lovers — a couple girls, but not that many, no serious relationships Biggest Mistakes — cheating and being a general shit Biggest Achievements — becoming Maui!