#If Mom Was A Marvel Superhero

[iwasbored777]

I showed this to my mom and even she laughed 😭

[herenemycherylblossom]

What I find most funny about MoM is how it would have been 15 minutes long if any of those people actually knew how to have an actual conversation lmao 😭 Like even when Stephen asked Wanda what was she gonna do with the other wandas once she crossed the multiverse, you can see she was listening, her mind was processing and Stephen just straight up attacked her in the moment 💀 I face palmed so hard fr. All the other Wanda had to do was caressing her face and our Wanda immediately softened. I'm convinced they sit with that bitch and ask her about her feelings and you have her down in 5 min. Give her a hug and the scarlet witch powers will literally leave her body.

Also, she still has many untreated traumas, plus the influence of the darkhold, and 0 support. Totally insolated. 0 friends (that keep in touch with her anyways). Her mind literally invented children to try to cope and fill her emotional holes created by that untreated trauma. Pat her on the shoulder maybe, give her a call and ask how she's doing.

[mailmiocuoredipietratremaancora]

Me rewatching MoM:

- can someone stop killing Charles please?

- i cannot handle two Benedict Cumberbatch at the same time, too much hot for me

- Sam Raimi by Sam Raimi

- Doctor Strange doing witchcraft is pure GOLD

- ‘I Iove you in every universe’

[purple--queen]

i just love peggy carter

[kulvefaggoth]

Sometimes i remember the stark and absolute dreadful difference in writing between Bayonetta 3 and Bayo Origins.

Why was the game for babies the one with a good script?????? Kamiya what the fuck?????

[kyyall]

the first comic i ever read was ms. marvel vol 1, kamala khan’s first solo book, and that’s what got me into comics. i had to be at least eleven or twelve, and she was and still is my favorite superhero. she was incredibly easy to relate to as a middle schooler going through puberty, and she was also my first encounter with any sort of muslim representation in ya or children’s media. reading the ms.marvel comics allowed for jump off point, as i started reading champions and avengers and read some of jane foster’s thor and miles morales’ spiderman. i’ve read nearly every solo comic she’s in, and i own most of her comics. she was awesome and even though i’m mainly into dc today, i owe my love of reading comics to her.

anyway, what i’m trying to say here, is that there is a huge difference is how the mcu characterizes characters and how the characters are actually portrayed in comics, and when you change a fundamental aspect of who they are, one that is main part of their identity, then that character is no longer that same character, and congrats! you’ve just made an entirely new person and you should’ve expected that fans of that original character are going to be pretty pissed about it. kamala’s powers are integral to her identity and how she develops as a character, and without that, who is she?

[hecckyeah]

my very quiet, very agatha christie-loving, historical romance, mark twain, anne of green gables, call of the wild-type mother just told me out of the blue that she watches the mcu infinity saga when she’s “feeling down” as her comfort movies and that she’s watched endgame three times this month and “especially black panther” and i….. what?

[jackmcgeefromthenationalregister]

Doctor Octopus: lost it because of intense grief. doing bad things, but motivated from a place of love. realizes the error of his ways and sacrifices himself, as its the only way to stop him. had his mind corrupted by another force that was influencing his wrongdoings.

Wanda: lost it because of intense grief. doing bad things, but motivated from a place of love. realizes the error of her ways and sacrifices herself, as its the only way to stop her. had her mind corrupted by another force that was influencing her wrongdoings.

maybe these two need to have a conversation

[kingoftieland]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the SUPERmoms out there who helped make us who we are today. We love you 3000! 💖

[maddy-ferguson]

i havent seen a single marvel movie btw

[notsooriginaltrash]

Saw Multiverse of Madness

Remember when we went absolutely feral in 2019 because we thought we might get the big magic trio? Yeah, me too

[lolsomeone-actually]

[andimthedad]

Potato Man

Beth: [age 14] "Oh, this is just wrong. They've combined Spider-Man with Mr. Potato Head."

Me: "So is that… Spider-Potato?"

Beth: "No, I think it's Potato-Man."

Me: [singing to the original Spider-Man theme] "Potato Man / Potato Man / Does whatever a potato can..."

Mom: "So what can a potato do?"

Me: "...Sits around / All day long / Potato Man!"

Beth: "No, no: Potato Man / Potato Man / Does whatever a potato can / Smells like a rock / Looks like a poo / Makes you shaped like a potato too / LOOK OUT! / Here comes Potato Man."

Mom: [dryly] "Hmmm. I think there's a lot of Potato Men in the world already."

[scary-ivy]

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[un-pearable]

love n thunder how could you do this to me

[rose-nobles]

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